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About Bohemia nugget. (Cottage Grove, Or.) 1899-1907 | View Entire Issue (May 8, 1903)
Peculiar. To Itself in wnuiiiimiiiu wJmtltiliicH- (Mm. (nliiliiu; (ho liiwt, Mooil iiirlfylnir, llHuriltlVUIllllI tlllllo HIlllHllllll'CH anil ollVcllmr tlio mint iiulltial ami per nmiit'iit (iiirux of nil Imiiiiiiih mid nil ClIlllllllllH, llllluvlllff WCIlk, tll'Cll, IllllKlllil fn'lliiK'H, mill lillllillnp; up tlio wliiiln Hjntcm Ih trim only of Hood's Sarsaparllla Knottier iiipillclnu ucU llkn It,; mi other i licit il l i to luis done ho inii"Ii real, hiiIihIiiiiIIiiI food, no otliur inoilldtiu him u-Htoi'L'il lioulth unit strength nt wi llulu cunt. "I mm troubled Willi armful ml rnmn near lotlnit in y cyetlclit. 1'ur four inomln I cuuld nut rn lo iln anything. After taking ti) botllea (if llond' HnrnnpnrlllH I could tee to wnlk, lnl then I hnd Itilim rtnt.t bottle 1 rould areas virile aver," Unit A. lUll.l loi. Wither, N. ('. Huoil'n Snrnnpnrllln promises to euro and hoops tlio proinlao. (Iiircla Snlod. ('lit i t'litry, n pj iles mid fresh tntnnloft" III thill flrliH iihiiiit tun liii'lifn lung, ti'rviitm lilliiKi lnivii nlth I'rcncli Iri'M.Ini'. A ellcn f trnlllo mi the lop mliln li 'tli to tint nppoitriuici) und lluvnr. Hoed llnuickrcpliig. New Danger In Suhiinirlnrn. Tim relent ixploloti on Hit' cull limrlnii Unit l.ci I'rmiinU linn revealed n nvw ilmiitur In IIiIh lypo ol craft. Tho ntvlili'iit cslnlillaliiil tlin fact Hint In Mutiny weather ciiyrfvu Kim escapes (rum tint clic trio ncciiuiiiliitora. Slim. Wul'iuh How Imi); did It Inko you to do Unit picture? I'lciieh Artltt (proudly) I inn nn girn upon eel fur icex moiitliH! W'nlt ti-li Jiint n 1 tlioiiKttt. You'ro dond Mow over hern. Why, I'vo ii fullnr In Ohlcngn tiirnln' tlicin things out wlillo yo wult. The l.nrgctt Serpent Tim liirtoit nrMint uiur iiiennilcl wni) n Mciliiili Riniioiidti, (oitlid to Ih 117 (iH't in IiiukIIi. t witti IninBllli'd liy Dr. (JurilinT. food and Paper. Att'rln id (rod Hint itto ilnmp or juicy (lioittd inner Int loft In pnur. I'iijK'r in r I in ply n rotiiioiiml o( mK, Kin", llii'" iiml uliiillnr nlirtnnttxi, with nrldil noil I'tiiMldfiilN tnllt'd. Illldulnn ihiuip In unfit to touch thltik'a that uru 10 lio o.itiui. I III tlpcnlPK. Chuiuloy How in Hilt linvo you Kt In your hank, Johnny? Johnny I'll havu just n ilullnr when you nlvo tn n iptarter. Now York Pun. Tor Slcepleaincta. A Ontindlnii doctor, when ntllnl to pre tcrllxi (or IniKtmuIn, alwaya ndvirea livdiru ilriiKi mo eiuplnytil n hop pillow I n lend ol leathern. It la inado ol n thin mi I I 111 nlin atllfled a 1 1 ll hoim und H. . ,'i ,,. ,' i Iimtch nud hpniyul frcali wllli nlrnliol every iukiii noloto ino puliutil Cora to UmI. I'utlence (awarded. Hmitli I hear Khoit, tlio con I mat), hna I'onio Into n Inrito lorttiuo. Joneit Wtdl, lie'ii entitled to It. Kiullli Oh. ho la, elt7 Jonra Yea. Ilo'a liecn lylnu in wuiitht (or n t;ood tunny jenra. Want t.awyera to Wear tlowna. Urllli.li county court Jiidcoa hnvn re inlvi'd a clrculnr frrfm thu Innirpornled Inw rocloty approving o( eollcltnrH ho ittK desired to wonr cownn in court. Charity ol the I'alr Sex. , He Mrt. I'owdorlvlgh ccrtninly hna a lovely niinpleilon. Blio Yen, indeed, and alio otiKht to bo very Krl"'ul to hor htiatiand. lie Hocnitfo why? Hho llecnnno ho buya hor every thing alio wiinlt. 'Twaa l!cr Thus, lie Tlicto am tltnoa wt-cii evory innn 1 Ikon to refer to liimtvK na nu Idiot. Kho Yo, hut it nlwnya trnkvn him mad II any ono eleo ngicca with hint. HI An All the Year tm.....-... various names but. puiub w.t "'-.' but cither kind is wearing upon the etiffness in the muscles nud joints, nnd the blood settle upon tue vatves o- ua heart nud ends suddenly nnd fatally. It won't do to let Rheumatism run on. It is n dangerous disease, nnd you can never tell where it is going to Btrlke. -Home remedies, plasters, lini ments nnd such thiuga ns produce counter-Irritation, nre soothing nud may relieve tho pain temporarily, but the polluted, acid blood cnuuot bo reached by external applications. Rheumatism must be treated through the blood, nnd 110 remedy brings such prompt and lasting relief ns S. S. S. It attacks the disease in II, l.lnml iM-tltrnllrrq tlin Acids, mill removes nil irritating poisons nnd u a 0 ctrniriliena nml ptirlchcs w riinstniit siilTerers. while others have only occasional snclls of Rheumatism lates through the body, the corroding, gnawing poisons nnd acid dcposit9 nre dislodged nnd washed out of the muscles and joints, and the sufferer about their case will recelvo valuable am nun iteipiui nuvtcc jrom our physicians, for which 110 charge is made. Wo will mall free our special book on Rheumatism, which Is the result of years 1 of jiracticaKexpcrieuce In treating this disease. It contains much interesting information about all kinds of Rheumatism. mE tjjviT SPECIFIC CO., "'a OMm Ths hatred UoiA. "Ilmru In unly nun mad lo mnrtM III I If"." mid tin man who liml made liln lucky mid nil I ml. "Ami liotvilmll I know tlio tonil?" Iiiiiilrinl lliii budding yon tin limn. "Well " replied tin i tin ii with tlio lurky, "yon ro right along Hill path ol iiilvetslly nnlll you touch tlio llmt turn to tint right." "Von, yes." "Ami you'll lltnl ti ron 1 1 barfed off wllli ti (min iiml n slim Hint Mils, 'No Tri'iniiiilii(.' Willi, tliat'n It.'' 1 Iter Own Idcn. "Voiir lUughltir," mlil Mrs. Olilm tin nlloi living coiiiliicltxl tliroi ult tlio newly finished wit k of tlio magiilllrtitit piilnio occiipli-il hy tlio lliilllHL'totiM, "Inn melt n rpliimlM tocahtiliiryl" "Do jon think m.7" Imr IiohImb re- i"(iil. "Jimluli nnnled to not Iiit nun ol Ilium cfiTlluici, Imt I imiilu up my mlinl rllit nt tlm it.irt llmt n mmh' ii Inrv w nlil limk lictU'r in u room (nr , nliliol llko hem la uon II It didn't ((it iiilto nn.niiii li,." A Master Crdltitnm. Clcrlcus (Icrvuutly) Do not I'nm n'r my youi g ChrlMlnti Irliiiid.. Ileiimn Lor Hit ru In no ro'd llto lirijic. 1'octh'iis (ill'iUillilil ) In Hint so? V lint 'h tlin itiatlur with irmp mid iliipo? Why, In dl.ik'i I I ion d ring In in H my word y.m havolt inliid lit niitiii. Nil Yolk Hun. Till! Tliltiril llr.TS. 1 t.p Umi'in rii'A'it'l! In.ilMnliihk In II wnrM ntf ll.o llitcu firvAi 1.1 o lioutnnra Cuiium I ol New nrk. iiiimi cnlli'd "I hTi r i.Uni Hu r line II 2 it c tlm liinl In.-rcRHi li hhmmimi ollliPllrittiiti In liirii in UrrKi'li In i1.nc ll.r i ciitiil'Atilcii wat IAII.Iiu (0. IHlflllK iln- Mm tlii.P (ho IVtltl Mtlltlll, " I'MHuU'tpl.t. ti n.- no Itii iritw ul 1 1 i J.. 'll.uru nri Ki'i'il itmi .im lor th joiliUrll '' llio I'iMiii Mutual. mikI tnr tnv (siwli'i.i(1 iMuhlet. "Ilnw ami w tiy " lieriimn t flnr i'"i trfiiciHl hkciiii. MarijiiAiil LulMllig, l'lirllBii'l, Oll'gllll The llvll ol Drink. All KpUt'opnl ilorKyitinti of Clin In mil wan bnlin; uliavmi hy u Imrb r who Wild llilllicll'll In 0THnl(ll'll i-iikb. II nunr iiiutilpulnUir cut tlin purnoti'n In conaldcrnhly. "Vou -", Jnckron, Hint colli"" Irom luklnn too nitich drink," mid tlio n an ol (lid. "Ven, iwh," rrpllid Jnckwn, "It tnnki'H d" t k tn vory tiMidnh, aih. It do (or u lick." Chicago Chrotilclo. CITQ ftm4it!inr riMiMi Cm t HtforM rllO nf Aral Uv' tir Or SIlna'aOrMit Kirn AaMvr, ''"U'Tl'li ltr.aJ.uiiin.ii.in.Tiua. W. Im.ll.ll IllltcUI. MI4t!i.triIU4ltU.l' The American Plan, Ainerlinii Vi ulli I Ii.tvo count, air, to In tt your iH-rutiHlon to my marrluno with your ilniiKliior. Atnericaii 1-uthor Una i-lio nccupt6d J0"' ' V'1 "Una alio tirornlaid to ulopo with you l( t reditu my rontutil?" "Yin." "Illota you, tny children." N. Y. Wookly. IlKAFNr.HH O.lNsllT HE CUUKU Hy lofal at't'llcatleni, ti tlier rannol reach the illira.ed orll'll el tlio rar. 'I litre it only uua way ttiriite iltalliean, and that tt by totiitllu tlontl reiur-llci. Iiralneit la ranitit by an In tlaninl rotidltliin ct ttie rnneum linlnir ol Ilia Kiikltrliltn 1lile. Mitn tlilt tlila celt In ftinl ttm tun, a riimbllnir Miniid or imner I" i h-arn.. an. I ohm ll if ninirlr el il"lne it ili inuli. and unlrKllielnrlan ,,,, ,lr ,, ,h ,UB. ,, l it riiiiieiy riitteu inima tlxl lo lit normal rottdnluti, lieartnR nlllbrdetlre.re.1 lore ter; nine raM't out ei it o iib nuif 1 117 raitrth. which I' noililiu: but an Innamod cuiiituieiiet the tnneiiiia turlaii-t. HrwillaKe ona llumlrrd Hullara lor any rafteol pfalnmttetnied by ratarrh) that cau not Ik rurrd hy llall't Catarrh cure, bend lor ilrculart, Irrr. . . K. i. C1IKNKV A CO.. Toledo, O. Bold by PrucKl.ti.7Ui Uall't family I'llla are tha belt Singular Statue. Thorn la only ono etatue In Orrat llrltain with nit titubrolla. This la to ho riHin at Hendlng nml rt'proHintn Mr. (1. I'nlmer nl bltritlt (nmo tlnndliig b.troheadrd with a -oil Ic lint and utn brvlln In hand. Mnthert will r,nQ Mrs. rVTmlovr'a Booth lug Myntp the bi tt rriurdy to use lor tbrtr Vlilldreti during ue ucihlng; period. An Insinuation. (Ireen Sny, do you know how It (vein to bo kicked by n mule? Hrown No, I don't nud whnt'e mora, I don't want you to ihow mo. The Reaton. I.Htlo Kollo why dooa popcorn poii? Mr. IIonnyH'ck Ilerauae, my eon, popcorn, llko men, doesn't know any bettor. i i Round Disease. Rheumatism does not come ruul go with winter time always; in fact some suffer more durlnp; the Spring and Summer titan nt any other season. When the blood ischarirtil with Uric Acid. Alkali and other irritating poisons, then the system is lu the right condition for Rheumatism to develop, and an attack 1 in ttntitn in nniMf nr nmr tt,n W!.tn.. a C,.....a I 7" Trr .ue-umu,,.,,, uu.:,l0iu.Muint tuijm, a Ui the body, and is sudden or slow in its action, is clvcn suchasncutc and chronic, muscular, wiwuu lllll, v.Mdca 1111. kluiuc uiv constitution, nud in time produce! aomctimes the acids thrown off bj Portland, Ind,, Jan. 10, 1003. Aftor bains: terribly crippled tot tbroe yenra with Itheumattapt, o-nd having tried well known remedlea I could get no roller. And having road of tho wonderful effects of B. (J, 0., I concluded to try It, and am happy to say thnt I waa entirely eurod, and nui ablo to work as well aa I ever did I ohoerfully recommend B. B. S. to all mrlorois of thla torrlblo disease, and will 'any that' If they will con tinue tho treatment, aa per dlreo tlona, they will find n pernianont euro. U.W.SKliU. ciTeto matter from the system. the thin acid blood, nud, as it Clrctl- is uappiiy icucvtti nun ".v- umuiuiuiu rei!t i niensureii. 1 very tnuclt regret nnd misery of Rheumatism. 1 tpa i,ellB unnhlo to prcservo the skin S. S. S. is a purely vegetable remedy, nlld ,)rB hav( fl)r le stmly of (IOCS llOt Commit wu & uhuau ui luoiviui of nny kind, and can be taken with safety by old nud young. Rheumatic sufferers who write U9 4-t-M-4--t4-H--!-.i- m-r FAVORITES 'M-M-f'H-f.-M-' A IliitcU I.nll.l.r. Wytikrn, Illynkrn, nml Nod one nl(lit Hnllril olt In a wooden alios Hilled on river at cryatnl llglit Into i an of dew; "Wbrrit urn you koIhk, and wlint do you wlahV" The old moon aakrd Hi three, "U'o hftVa com to flili for tUe lirrrluK- flail That lira In tlila lieniitlful ira; Nata of allrrr and tr'dd hara wr," Uald Wytikcti, lllyiikcn, and Nod Tiiii old moon lauitlird and aaliK a limit, Aa they rocked lit tbu wooden ihoo And the wlud that aued tlmui all ulflit Ionic It ll 111 cd the warea of dew; The little atari wers tin herrlnruab That lived III that beautiful aen; .Now caat your luti wlierevcr you wlab Hut never afeard are wr," Ho cried the atari to tin fliberuirn three Wyukrn, Illynken, atid Nod, All night Intii tbclr neta ther threw Tor tlio (lab In the twlukliiiir foam Then down from tint aky enme the wood an ih oo llrlnaliie tha rliherinrii bomr. "X'waa nil ao pretty n aall, It termed Aa If It could not be. And aoina folka tbouifht 'twite a dream they d dreamed Of aillhir that beautiful aea; Hut 1 iball uaiua you the flabermen thre Wynken, Illynken, and Nud. Wynkrn and Illynken are two little ryea And Nod la the little bead, And the wooden ihoe that aalled the aklea la a wee one'a trundle bed; Ho ahut your ryea while mother ilnf Of wonderful alxhta that be. And you thnll ice the beautiful think Aa you rock on the tnlity aen, Where, the old ahov rocked the fiaber men three Wynken, lllyukcu, and Nod. Kugrnc Klrld. Ict Ilrln Kaiiieiulier. Let I-qln rrmrntber lfi dnyt o( old, ICre her fnlthleat tout betrny'd her; When Malachl wore the collar of gold Which be won front her proud invader; lieu her king with atandard 01 green unfurl'd !-ed tha Ited Hruiich Knlgbta to dan cer; r.re the emerald gent of the western world Waa act ill the crown of a atranger. On Ixiuch NVagh't bank ai the fisherman atraya. When the clear cold err'a drcllnlni;. He rrta the round tower of other day In tha ware beneath khu alibiing! Tbua ahall memory often. In dream Bubllmr, Catch n glllnpte of the dnyt that are over. 'lliut, alghlng, look through the wnvrt of time Kor the long-faded glorlea they cover! Thomaa Moore. A MINISTER'8 SNAKE STORY. Tew I.uynien Coul 1 I'rodiiro n Metier Article In That Line. Dr. Wntklns, Tlio veteran luUMunnry, who hna Juat returned front it four moutha rvnngellcnl trip through iho outlying Stolen, nils n atriinjo a'ory of n wonderful mnke which he killed In nn old. nluimloncu abntt of n nunc down In the Suite of (iuerrero: "My nttentlou wna attracted our dn.r" toys Mr. Wntklns. "hy the hor rilled erica of nu Indian miner who en 1110 rutiiiliiK townrd me. hla face KliUHtly with fright nud the pcraplrn Hon drlpplns like raindrops from ha trow, 'the miiu nulled 11 1) nud e.tat liltnself ut my feet, where lie lay tumbling nud gmiplnz. Aa soon na he was able to get his hrenth he toHl me tint he hnd been seized liy n horrible mounter which hud suddenly -Kprmig iilioti him from oue of the hlddeu re cesses of the mine, nml Hint he had unriowly escaped belug drnwtt down lu Ita embrace. "My curiosity wns nrottscd nnd I pro ceeded to the mouth of th slmft whh tho man na soon 11s 1 could Induce h'tii to return. We looked ilowtt. but lu the ' denae obscurity could see nothing. I Drawing tny revr.lvor. I mnde the man CO dowu Into the shaft a way. hsmip I Ins blm Hint no harm would befall 11 1 111, na 1 would touow close with my 1 "The miner did na I commanded nud I hnd gone down for n niimlier of feet, when suddenly from the dense black ness I snw a huge nud Indlscrlbnbly hideous bend with wide opeu tuouili ' ahoot up. Tho Jaws of the creature were wldo open, showing Its ahnru- fanned teeth, Ita mouth looking large enough easily to take a man down nt one gulp. - "Tho miner screamed with terror d , f f , ,,e woull, , b flute .... 1 . "u , ij " 0 , ,h. us TlT iuTm"! hlaa It dropped Its head, nnd Hum wu saw It wns a hugo serpent, llko unto nothing I hnd ever beard of before". "Aa Its struggling body came Into my view 1 fired again, und the snake, slipping from the ledge on which It hnd stretched Itself, fell with a Brpinshy thud to the bottom of the shaft, where we could hear It lltmsli lug about lu struggles which momen tarily grow weaker nnd dually censed altogether. Then wo went below, fastened a ropo about tho body of the reptile, and hoisted It to the surface, "Thero waa then unfolded before our eyes the most hideous crenture mnn could ever drenm of, lis head was llko tho huge stone head of a frightful ly curved Chinese dragon, its body nlinnt the middle wns ns hirm 01 n wnu'8 thigh nnd Its length wns so Breat that I daro not sny how ninny scientists, but I wns compelled to leave It behind." Mexican Herald. There are many hot spots In lore let- u,n at nrsti b(u uftcr a me o b(f fure le nmvrKet,crc le mit two t tUo 1)CS,,,IBi a Just tofoi.0 tb gj,,,,,,,.,,, Fibroid Tumors Cured' Note (lie result of Airs. Pinkham's advice and medicine. "Homo tlrno ngo I wroto to you le seilljlii.f tny aymptorns nnd rtalrrd your ndrloe. Yin replied, nnd I followed nil vmir direetlonn carefully, and to day 1 not n, well woman. rtTlio nciof I.vdln n. IMnUlmm'n V";i'tilllo CotlllMlllliil entirely cx pollod Hid tumor and strengthened my whole system. I can walk miles " l.jtlin K. l'lnklitiinN Voro (nblo (Jiilliptilinil la worth fire dol lar 1 a drnp. 1 ndvlsfl nil women who nre nCl'ct'd with tumor or female tro'thle of any hind to give It a faithful trial." fSign.-d) Mit. II. R lUrei, 153 Dudl-y Ht., (Ihixl.ury) Honton. Man. SliOOO fv'tll I! trhlnal of tlm Itttn proulnj itrtinraM f Of not 6 proJmcj. ?Iinn,: i!:i of K)Iil eniilil not pur' li.i in httcli IcnlltiKiny or till o tln iil.iid of tint lieitltli ixriil ItuplilticKs wlil'-'i I.ytlln H, IMitltli'ittt'H Vfffi'lnblc ('oiiijtutiiid brmi'ht to Mn. Iltiyrn. Se.!i tofctimony should jc occoptod by all women tn ronvin'-liijf evidence that L)Hl!- I'lnklmtil'H Vi'KU (al)I'; Cdinpoiintl aland without a ficvr aa a remedy for all tho distreaa w; lllnof women ; nil ovarian troubles; tuinors ; lull.iuiinntton ; ulceration, falling and diKplacemcnt of the womb ; bjek.i''!ie; Irregular, nupprcnu-d or pilti.i.l men'itruation. Hurc-ly tha volume nnd character of the tettlmo niil ielter wc are dally printing In tilt r..twsp.iwrn can leave no room for doubt In the uilads of fair people. I'rlJe. I'rldo docs not coniet in imagininc yourtelves butter or clivo er thnn other people. It la, rathur, shown in a sen sitive, irritablo tent) or toward others nnd nn itnduo anxiety rs to their opin on ti jon. i:ov. w. r.. rontly. "The Klean goot Kitchen Kind" ( tl-.a tr,1- mark 011 itiivet which enable mu u cook in Comfort In a cool kltct.cn. Authority. There nro men who will ncrept Jofo- pliiir and I'lutarcli und the Greek and I.ntiti niithnra ns trulliltil historians nnd ml tho Iliblo nsh'o as having nc oulhorl'y. itov. Dr. t-lmnioiis. A tcctalilc Prcpcrationror As similating tticFoodnndRcfiula ting UicStoiaachs and Dowels of Promolcs Di6cslion.Ch!rrur ncssnminest.Conlalns neltlicr Opium.Mortlune noryiincral. IS 1 OT TiJl COTIC. flmftafOUDrSMttTLmaait tnyJin Sail llBitijiM 1 tunw. Apcrfccl Remedy forConslipa lion, Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea iVonns .Convulsioits .Fcvcrish ness nnd Loss of Sleep. Facsimile Signature of new vonK. l, fffi'fP if For Infanta and Children. ti bMa.N?,frrr7nfeTti Pi tmA H I EXACT COPr OF WRAPPER, jf aaa. aatH I Broimo-Selteer I I Promptly cures all I Headaches J PRUSSIAN STOCK FOOD The Ort at Conditioner and Stock Pattener. HORSES do More Work on Leas Peed. COWS alvo Mora and Ruber Milk. IIOUS Fatten Quicker It given thla Pood. Package, BOo and SI.OO. makks J'las a now- aoou for stunted calves. Pbitssun Kuijrdv Co.. St. rant, Minn. GnxTLUubHi l have been feeding your Prciiuh Stock Pood to my thoroughbred twine. It gives them an appetite, nnd mukea the plga crow. 1 also tried 11 on atunted calvca with antwactnrv resnlta. r. w f ', ,1 JJ,b, 1'UUIXINU BKKU CO., rtJttUnd, Oragao, Coatl Agente. sBir Sn-aM-nM.jB. fir .Scarcely a Day., rattet hut wa are called upon to perform iodio dtnicult dental operation that tt the direct remit of tiegloctlng tha teeth. We cannot urge ton atrotiglr Uie benefit tnd eronomy of coniuttliig a dentltt at the very lint linn ol tooth trouble. At the ttart thete troubles are corrected quickly and at tmall coat. Our methods are rainiest and our work guaranteed liolh 'phonoti Oregon South 1U1 Columbia BO-J. Opeu eveulngi till V. Bundays from t to 1J. Dr. w A. Im WISE BROS., Dentists. I'OUTLAND. Tired Out " I wj very poorly and could hardly get about the house. I was lired out all the time. Then I tried Ayer'i Sarsaparllla, and it only took two bottle to make me (eel perfectly well." Mr. N. S. Swln ney, Princeton, Mo. Tired when you go to bed, tired when you get up, tired all the time. Why? Your blood Is im- ?urc, that's the reason, bu arc living on the border line of nerve ex haustion. Take Aycr's Sarsaparllla and be quickly cured. ailr ymtr doetor wtitt lia ttilalri of Ivtr-a I S.riaptrllla, Ita know! til abouttliLtrana aid ftllr malliit. lltw bit a4tU aod win D tttllDtl. . c. Aran Co . Lowtu, Win. Warm Advice. Author Oh, well, If you don't choose In publish my ritory I have other Irons In tho fire. Publisher Oh, you have? If I were you. I'd put this story In with 'cm. PI10 s Cttre f a remedy for coughs, colds and contuntptiun. Try it. Price 25 cents, at druggists. A New Life. There Is a now life granted to yon by coming In contact with Christ These are things upon which science 'a dumb. Hut In Jesus Christ you have the solution In fact the oniy one eve liven since the world began. We arr (Onstantly experiencing things we annot explain. Itov. A. C. Oarrctt. Tai Ilreak ,n Nta RhoaJ, Always ahake In Allent Foot-Kae, a powder, it caret chlluUJni, damp, sweating, ochlnr. wollen feet. Curet Corna and Bunlom At all dnimrltti nnd thoe itore. Vs. Iion't accept any tuhiltlute. Fampta inallcd Fr.El. Addreu Allen H. Ulmitead, Ultoy, N. v Weather Death.. There are about 200 deahts yearly In Kngland due to wcahter. One hun drcd and forty of those are due to cold and the rest to sunstroke and llghtn j mg. I When Snake Poison Is Harmless. I Nature seems to have provided that 1 no poison which acts externally shall have any effect Internally, and vice versa. Thus the most deadly snake venom can bo swallowed with Impuni ty, the juice of the stomach presumab ly decomposing It and rendering It harmless. The Kind You Have Always Bought In Use Over Thirty Years ,, HW. W. lli.m. Kaltlui illdg ;or. tuiru inn iihuiuiwu OUEQOM. Bears the i Signature St) (For Dr. 1. " Vti I I A MinACULOUS E8CAPB. Tliraa Illg Orlzxtle Prlslitauad Off liy n Trivial Thlna. A writer In Outing ears that the grlz.ly hear, like other ferocious and resourceful beasts, has Its supersti tions side, which Inclines him nt times lo cowatdlce, nnd It was nn accidental play upon this weakness which cunbkd a hunter, James II. Holmes, of Pasa dena, Cal., to live to tell the following atory: In August, 181)0, Mr. Holmes was dialling with a guide up among tho Const Itnnge Mountains, In San Joaquin Valley, California. Aa they talked they beard a crackling of twlga behind them. "I believe It's deer," said Mr. Holmes. "No," aald the guide; but he changed his mind a moment later, when the cracking became louder. "They're deer, aure. Iook outl" aald Holmes, softly. Hoth men were then on their feet waiting. Mr. Holmes bad a rifle In his hands, and he and the guide stood watching the thicket above them, whence the crackling sound came. As they looked, the gray nose of a grizzly was protruded through the foliage, and the men stepped backward. Mr. Holmes la a crack abot, but he had never bad experience with grizzlies. However, the nose of the bear made a fine mark, and he raised his rifle to blaze away. He was nearly twenty yards from the hear. Just aa he waa about to lire there was more crackling of brush, and two other and larger grizzlies thrust their beads through the thicket toward the men. The guide turned pale. "Don't shoot," he called. Mr. Holmes lowered his rifle. "Hun for the hill! Itun for your lifer yelled the guide. Mr. Holmes did not catch the Instruc tions to go for the bill, but he ran. Near the crest of the bill was a clump of trees, and he made for them, hop ing to And shelter or a biding place. The beara, with frightful bcllowlngs, went bounding over atones and chap arral nftrr blm. The old male grizzly was nearest Just as Mr. Holmes felt the hot breath of this beast, he resolved to do some thing de-perate. He wheeled round quickly, made a last effort to get his gun Into position, and fired. Then he was knocked down. The bear burled his teeth In Mr. Holmes' right leg Just below the hip, tearing open the flesh. The pain was well-nigh killing. The female then came up and made a vicious snap at his libs, hut succeeded only In driving ber teeth through a pasteboard match box, which Ignited the matches. She gave an angry roar, shook her bead and snapped at bis face, and be gave bis bead a feeble Jerk. It was Just In time. He heard the teeth anap In hla face wltji a sound like the closing of a steel trap. Then he swooned. When he recovered consciousness and, rising, reconnoltered the situation, he saw the larger bears, with the cub at their heels, disappearing In the brush. Peep ing over the brow of the bill, he per ceived the guide, who .rushed toward him, saying: "Thank God, sir, you're alive! It's the narrowest aqueeze I ever saw: there was oue chance in a million for you to escape alive from three griz zlies. The box of burning matches scared them off." A CITY OF EXTREMES. In finite, Slllllonalrea Jtnb Klbowa with Kaffced and Itlrty Xloboa Surely no city ever knew such ex tremes, such contrasts of life, as Dutte. Here are millionaires democratically rubbing elbows with out-at-heels hobos; for here opportunity, a gambling chance for wealth, has attracted both success and failure. Here are college gradu ates, foreign noblemen. Chinamen, Ital ians, Welshmen, and a dozen other na tionalities, with a miserable remnant of the aboriginal Indians, all gathering and fraternizing In this little Isolated city. The chief of police has a check list of six hundred ex -convicts who are residents of the city; but that fact alone Is hhrhly misleading, tt does Jus tice to the active better element, for here are no fewer than twenty-eight church orgaaglzatlons, with numerous flue church edifices, the services well supported, and well attended. Here are crowding saloons, It Is true, but here are also some of the best equipped of schools, housed In unusually fine buildings, a really notable library, a college of mines set on the bleakest of bleak hills without an lucb of lawn or a tree anywhere near It You will hear of the activities of the Woman's Club and the doings of the Tbeosophlcal Society, and there are so cial gatherings which differ not at all lu the proprieties or In resplendence from those of the favored Kast. On the other band, you will hear, In the same breath, related with no more surprise. as though It were the most common place of Incidents, such a story as this, some of the details of which came un der my personal observation: Two prominent young society men having differed over a baseball game, one chal lenged the other to personal combat. They drove out to a roadhouse, chose seconds, stripped to the waist In the presence of a considerable company, among which was the father of one of the young men, and fought out their differences with bare fists. Nothing ever seems unexpected In Hutte; what ever happens Is so much added to the public entertainment. Century, Fun Between Foes. After General Ben Vtljoen bad cap tured the forts at Helvetia and the 4-7 gun Lady Itoberts, bis greatest exploit In the Anglo-Boer war, he bad a little fun with General Smlth-Dorrlon, which ho describes In his recent vol ume of "Ilemlnlscenecs." "I have been obliged to expel Lady Itoberts from Helvetia," he wrote to the British commander, "this lady be ing nn undesirable Inhabitant of the place. I am glad to Inform you that she seems quite at home In her new surroundings, and pleased with the change of company." 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