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About Bohemia nugget. (Cottage Grove, Or.) 1899-1907 | View Entire Issue (May 1, 1903)
J1 77B TAfiSS. To htro striven for tamo things Is . groat victory. Every time we lienr ft popular song wt wonder why grammars were ever devised. Thcr nrc those who will let tbc creaking of a ilQac.drowa.thc melody of tbo dlvlnest music. njrricrilturnl Inicrcibs, tt looks, some how, ns If we wcro not so much Riven to cultivating the nrts of peace ns we sometimes crcillt ourselves with being. It's surprising what some people will do to save little old honor that Is all raveled out at the ends, anyway. i tt roan tould mortgage his chances for heaven be should never go to bis near neighbors to borrovMhe money. Even those who have no Celtic blood In their veins may feel a certain syuv pa thy In tb effort to suppress the slago Irishman. Trainmen muit be mora careful. In some parts of the country It costs great deal more to kill a man now than It did formerly. If man calls you a name, laugh. Names are but so much breath and sound, and. unless you are what be called you, wasted breath and sound. Professor Marchand, of Paris, says the brain has Its maximum weight at twenty years. This tallies with the twenty-year youth's estimate of his own Intellect A Boston preacher says that women who wear birds on their bonnets cannot go to heaven, or. In uords, wings on the mundane hat will keep them off the celestial shoulders. "Wisdom," said Solomon, "Is before him that bath understanding, but the eyes of a fool are In the ends of the earth." Could there have been arctic explorers In the days of Solomon? Harvard bas discovered another vari able star. It Is a variable theatrical star that often gives a man more an noyance than a divorce suit The only safe way Is to shut your eyes and run. Itlcbard Watson Gilder bss referred to President David It Francis, of tbe Louisiana Purchase Exposition, as a "publlcltlcian." Francis very properly declines to be Interviewed until he finds out what It means. Count Reventlow, who Is a lieutenant-general In the German army, and therefore ought to know all about tbe American nary, declares It Is composed of antiquated hulks. The count talks like a Spaniard In the early spring of inua A newspaper man while on the wit' aces stand In Jefferson City, Mo., the other day confessed that he had two (3,000 bills in bis pocket Some newtpa per men are Just careless enough to carry a week's salary around like that. even knowing that they are among greedy constables. The contemplated banishment oi the shirt wnlst Is not to bo taken seriously, for dressmakers cannot wither or fashion stale the chnrms of this gar ment. The "panlcr," "polonaise," and "princess" may have their day. but the shirt waist Is for all times and all ntaces. Tho reason for this perman ency may bo round in me mci mm tbo shirt waist exemplifies the law of tho survival of the fittest; It Is a high step In the evolution of dress and the result of a natural process or seiec tlon. It came In with the new woman, with the, "advanced fcmlulne Ideals" and tho "emancipation of the sex" and Is no more to bo Ignored than arc the mental and moral qualities It sym bolizes. It might also bo said that It Is the one feminine garment that has excited masculine envy Men have pitied women In their bondage to skirts, but tbe costless coolness of the shirt waist bas goaded them on to au emulation that has resulted In nothing but disappointment and, what In man's eyes Is worse, unbecomlngness. The shirt walsted. short skirted woman NAMINGI THIS DADY. DRtCCII BtnurN CHURCH AND WORKINGMEN. The church, and the worklnginnu lu this country have drifted npnrt. The breach Is duo to the social conditions ot the age. The falling away of the work' Ingman has been gradual, until now It has reached nidi proportions that It Is plainly uotlceahle. Tho worklngmnn seems to bavo lost Intorou In the church. Tho same breach that Is be twecn the wurklugman aud the church exists between the wurklugman and mi. AUiiorr. other activities of the age. There Is n separation between the workliigman and the professional lunu. the business mini, or the man In any other walk of life. A much broader breach than that which separates. nun trom tue cipitnn-it ami me capitalist a class. Tufortunately this breach pervades the church, and the fault Is that of the latter. The duty of tho church Is to go out and get the workliigman, not merely to passively wall may feel herself more cool headed than ' t1" 'r? a f J'- " "urcl, the man who Is condemned to wool wearing even In the hottest months. No, the shirt waist has come to stay. and, though time may bring about variations In Its style and cut In some form or other. It will continue to be recognized as tbe garment of feminine freedom. The right remedy for tbe divorce evil, according to a writer In the Arena, lies In tbe prevention of un happy marriages. Certainly this Is simple and direct In theory. In prac tice It might be difficult. A rule and compass method or determining whether parties are suitable to each olher will hardly give satisfaction. Efforts have been made by several States to legally restrain the physic ally and morally unfit from marrying, but that Is another matter. True, there Is a sort of Immorality at the basis of most divorces. Hut It Is gen erally an Immorality that lies deep lu the temperament and does not appear on tbe surface until after marriage. Tbe Arena writer's remedy Is "to place barriers against easy matrimony and make marriage a bulwark of sincere unit hnlr nnrnnRA mrnlnst irhlrh tho waves of youthful Impetuosity and unripe affection will dash In vain. The greatest social evil In our country Is the marrying habit There hi prac tically no check on marrage. and young people wed at will and at times does not roach the workluguiau. It must broaden Its Held. New methods must te made use of which will bring htm wltlilu Its uoors. Churches and denominations are realising that the situa tion Is one which requires vigorous action. They nre grasp ing the dilemma, and already wonderful progress has been made lu overcoming the setit'inent which has been grow ing among worktngmen In the past that tho church has no place for Mich ns they. The ultimate result of these ef forts to reunite the straggling elements will have a greater effect on church and society than most persons anticipate. SICCESS-ITS CAUSE AND ItTECr. By Cmttr Clinor. VA hen you hear of n successful man. you In stnntly coujnre up visions of n ponipousBclf sutlstled gentleman, (tuning back In his otllce chair anl toying with his watch chain, while, complacently, he look from the high pedestnl of success down on the toil.ng mob at his feet. He entertains royally, his dinners are the talk of the town, his wife's gowns and Jewels nre the envy of the women of her set, nnd the finest tutors of the gentle arts and ginces are engaged to teach nis cmniren the very latest foibles In culture. Tako It all lu all, the petals oi roes are cast In thick, soft profusion In his path, while the thorns are thrown luto the rood thai the unlucky ones may tread thereon. I.uck that's tho thing." you grumble, enviously. Jeal ouy rankles In your breast, and you shuffle along, cursing the fates that deal thus fortunately with one man nud harshly and ungenerously with another. "What's the good of striving" you say. I.urk Is against you, and you might as well give up. "Down with the rich."' you cry. striking the universal chord of the unfortunate. Instead of study ing the science of accumulating money, you study the evils of accumulated wealth. Thus you go through life, bemoaning your own fate, and You Thar Was Unit Contest but It Its lilted III til Usual VJ. Mr. Johnson looked up from a letter h had been rending and smiled a thoughtful, reminiscent smile. "Well." he said to his sister, who was fidgeting about the room, walling for his news, "Judging by Ella's letter, thcy'o had Just about such a time miming that baby ns people generally have with their first. You might ns well sit while I tell you about It." Miss Julmaoii sill man! lie who nllows any of these, his natural faculties, to wither for want of exercise, Is not and cannot hope In bo mo successful iiiniii h nil me pcrvcrmiy in minimi immi. . .. . , ... , , ...m,- you study only the effect of success. Why uol study Its J' " "f mot'""' 1,1,1 l,h emise? Therein, nnd therein only, lies your ehnneo. lie- " .,",." " .:' ., , Science A Into llrlllsh Investigation has shown that III Pr cent of miiiigiineso makes Iron prnctleiily non iiiiiKUiilltf. Alloys more iimgnclli! Ihnii commer cial Iron limy be produced with nickel, silicon nnd aluminum. A recent series of eKPerlmcllls uiiltlo she had some n dermnny uu the vibrations set up In Kl I a writes ulllnir Itu. Iiuliv l.autu. after mother," said Mr. Johnson, with 1 ,cntes another allowance that the ex member, while you nre talking MM monning. mo ouier i - . - , , ,, 11 a work. - 'i - . limn Is ilnlugl Don't liliune things to luck! work, worK-ra.ii.fu.. pers.stcnt. uncensmg v,or .,. w,..s ()f w, j. lmlkl(mim ,)Ullll, maUo for ,,,, Could ,o but see the successful uuu, produce his .tic '' '? n1"Z JnllS cess, a little ndn.lrntlon and wonder might Join and possibly '701' ",1'k ' " " ' "'"' "u "'!' V,'. "rY ' Piocrdo your Ire and envy. Day nfter day nnd fur Into " , , i !, IJ .J ",,,""1rr"1 ."" .'V.riVl Tlio ho nigh he tolls with Unly .uut bntln. often putting In bt well rend It out loyou. Here. pri,,,uel..g dc lee II, mm 1 ' J thiw times ns much work ns the menne.t nnd mom III- w J"' fho . . , 11V , 'lrlwUor vllirnlh n lu dlff ' ..... ... ,., , ..... ...... ,., . "'Of course I wns pleased lu luivo Vnrv between betwi"eii oim ttteti.)- .m in iu iii.piojes-illlll noes ills norK vrnmv mi v . - . , ,,. , ,,., , .,. ... . ...e. t-iii,ii Hitm uu iiiii.ii-ti ..., linn mill lijm . ..... - - right awny wo began to havo letters on,). uud the experiments Indicate from the relatives. Aunt Myrn wild dial a small boru gun Is lu he I'll" If the hnliy had her nnine, sho should f,.rred In one of largo caliber because have nil tho fnmlly silver nud some- the bullet can leave Its musxie befors thing In the bank for a nest egg. tK, dellecllon of Ihv barrel has be cess crowns his effortsT No! While It menus hard work to gain success. It la none the less hard work to keep Itl BIBLE KNOWLEDGE DECLINING. m rror. tiutltr, rrrtUtnt tit ColumMs InlirrjKr Knnwlidfo of the Knullsh Itllile U nasslnir Frank's niolher wrole Unit If we felt eomo colisldernble. out of tho life of the rising generation, nud like iiuiiilug the baby lor Frank's grnuib ,inoug the ninny Interesting tllacov with this knowledge of tho lllble there Is fast mother. Ilnnnnli, she should be nnl rr( ()f .,r Hv,, ,.,in In Ontinl disappearing any nciualutance with the religious gmtltlcd, nud (here wns n set of piniU A(1 (l( KHiBr oselllatlou In the eleiuent whlch hits shaped our civilisation from and a gold necklace that would fa I IMt(, f ,, nh c,f Knrn ko.liun. the beginning. Teachers nil over this land are to our baby. r ip.nur, This lake seems as rest trying to teach Chaucer am! Spencer and Shako- "'While we were debating the milt- fM , ,,,, rV(ir, ,ml ci,Uuge their speifre, Tennyson nnd llrownlng. er, each of Frank's three sisters w roto imU ,(Ul (,10 ,.n0 ,,f , movements llmv nrn lln-v In iiiiiloratiiiiil men who refer me. Pro.icslng a fancy 11111110 llealrlio . lln. i, M i, ,,vel of the to the lllble, that veritable treasure house of literature on anu Leonora ami t rniiresen. o u Jt.,rti ,10 lu,ti 0f which It lies, every page. If they eanifot tnke children to the source from them all over with Dennett, nnd IM)r,(,rcij ,y vegetation. At present which the supply Is drawn? How are they to discuss and couldn't tell which sounded best. llm lako rnvnllnir northward from Interpret the style of ltuskln, of Cnrlyle. of Emerson? Howl "'Then came a letter from Cousin tl(() ll1now w,llre PrJevalsky found It. are they to teach the history of the heroes of our own In-. Mry. saying that she'd been looking mi, w,P1,nR toward Us ancient bed. dependence, many of whom were religious In every fiber 't' things In the genealogical rooms. .,,. .. (.,,,. in have lain lu tho of their being and whose work will contlttiio to bear the aim Here was our eunnce to no u norm ,uril ,,1,, 0f the Christian era; and stamp llt upon It at the iH'glun.ng, utterly regardless or what has become of religious faith In the tntervnl? How is ono to teach the truth ns history reveals It unless ho teaches the whole truth? And yet sec what has happened: The quarreling of religious sects, of churches, each clalmlug this book for Its own aud denying the truth of what other persons find In It. tins brought about a state of affairs In which the English lllble. a fountain of English literature, has been practically stricken from the readlug ot a large portion of the Amerlcnn people. The United States Is essentially s composite nation, and It 111 becomes Americans to condemn tbe bridge that brought tbem over. This country has abundantly demonstrated Us capabili ty to healthily assimilate tbe various nationalities of the world, and there has not yet arisen adequate cause for alarm on that score. Woman's suffrage suffers more from popular Indifference than from positive hostility. Most men do not care whether women vote or not. Hence when a measure like tbe New Hamp shire constitutional amendment Is sub mitted It falls, but It can hardly be said that It Is defeated. The average voter yawns and thinks of something else. A New Orleans paper has the pleas ant practice of giving a loving-cup an nually to tbe citizen who has tier formed tbe most noteworthy service to tbe community durlug the year. It Is significant that the society which awards the prize bas adjudged It for the last two years to men who have advanced the educational development f tbe city. In haste, with an angry parent In pur-1 suit, mere is no uisputing mat tne i vunr h..-. onrvin- .n.i h.tin. th. marrying nauu nas oecome a serious ke to . the gtor of So.Httll.Sn. , ,.,, , one. uut it is uue less to brief oc- wbo TOUr bovhoo.1 dr .v.. nmi i t.. qualntance and hasty engagement than tnarMea with you; and you wind up dramatically: "See m pertcieM 41UU11U KU..uiu. o hi,,,-to-day. He Is rlch-I am poor: we are farther apart ong as popular opinion recognizes the ,hnn tbe e ieorn(1 me- , m tcpante us. legal exchange of wives and husbands The Fates will It soT' as respectable, the custom will con- As a matter of fa;ttne fatefl ha(, notDn , d(J w, fa tlnae to grow, despl e any barriers that . Thc man of ,ound mlnd an(, b0(, ,ne man f , may be devised. It Is not a matter! norsevemneo-tlm m f h.n,. ... .1... .1 that can ever be reached by legal en- not ouIy of ns de9t)nr but of atMnl Tlle qualit!c, , i'CtmMtK C V T deTlseJ have enumerated are the heritage, the birthright of every by which happy marriages can be " DtriMIION or SUCCESS. Br Jobn D Rockttelter, Jr. After all. what doci fame, glory and wealth count for In this world If we have not the real Izatlon that we nre doing sometlilug for our fel low men? What a contrast there Is In the view of success of life as defined by Christ and tba world s estimation of success lu the present time. Humiliation aud death Itself anl thc conditions of success lu the career of Christ, while to-day In the world's estimate the successful man Is he who lias cither won martial glory, achieved victories In statecraft. won laurels In a court of Juttlco as a great lawyer, amassed sreat worldly goods or lu some other way hns strewn for liluiM'lf a p.ith of roses, surrounded himself with all the comforts of life, If not with vainglory and pomp. Such Is the ordinary view the world takes of success nowadays. It Is natural for us to view success this way, but our Ideal of success Is wrong. Let the proud and haughty strldo with superior tread, with laurels of earthly trl umph on their brows. They arc lu the final analysis not more successful than tho lowly who patiently bear defeat, but keep on striving. Success Is not measured by money, The poor mnn may be far more u success than the rich man, after all, for he Is used to defeat and his characler la made all the stronger. divined In advance. All experience "1 think there Is some one on tbe fourth floorl" cried tbe foreman of a Chicago factory, rushing back Into a biasing building from wblcb be bad Just led a crowd of working girls. A volunteer followed him, but when the beat and smoke became unbearable he shouted to the foreman to escape with him. "I could Just see Parr through tbe smoke," tbe volunteer said after ward; "he was going on." Tarr's body was found later near tbe fatal stair. Ills soul goes marching on. Henry Laboucbero makes a recent Is sue of London Truth tbe medium for a tribute to the American woman. He says that In the United States woman enjoys a position which some myth ological goddesses might envy. For all practical purpose she bas become a law unto herself, and for her men work and worry almost without ceasing. She Is queen at home end conqueror abroad. He leaves tbe question as to her success as a wife and as to her per manency on her present pedestal open for further study. And doubtless when be bas done this be will write another article giving ber tbe entire wreath of supremacy and thus making mere man a little more "mere" that be Is Just now. There Is food for reflection In the fact that of the I7S3.18J.018 appropri ated for various purposes at tbe last session of Congress, 30T,704,300, or nearly one-half, was for expenses of wars past aud preparations for possi ble wars to come. Nearly one-fifth of the total drafts upon the treasury, or $130317,000, was for the single Item of tensions, nnd over (80,000,000 was for naval purposes, If wo put over against these Items the meager allow ance of less than J2.000.000 to keep up our notoriously underpaid and poor ly sustained diplomatic and consular service, and less than (0,000,000 for (lie psniuotloa of our vitally Important shows that happy marriage Is depend ant not upon wisdom alone or tbe logic of outward conditions. Tbe remedy lies entirely In tbe education of public sentiment When tbe moral standard of tbe general public Is raised to a higher and broader mental, mora! and spiritual development, tbe bidden dis orders that underlie this great evil will Imperceptibly disappear and the divorce question will settle Itself. When our schools Indicate the true spirit of bomemaklng as they now teacb less useful branches of knowl edge, and tbe mothers of our country train up tnelr uaugmers and the fa-1 thers tbelr sons with the Idea ever be-1 fore them that these daughters and sons are to be tbe mothers and fathers of tbe race, then the problem will dis appear. Hut laws will never take the place of enlightened and enlivened public sentiment BLUSHING IS A DISEASE. FOUGHT A DOZEN POLICEMEN. World'sMost ItlotouB Legislator Near- Inn Ills Polltlcol lWiJ Petition for dlvcrco which Karl Her man Wolff's wife bas filed against blm seems likely to bring this astonishing politician's p u bile career to an Igno minious end. Wolff, who Is now 40 years of age. Is one of tbe few Austrian public men whose names are known through' out tbe world. His fame, however, bas not been gained for any deeds of merit, but for being tbe kaul u. wolff. rowdiest member of the Austrian Ilelchsrath, the rowdiest lec!s!atlve assembly lu the world. Wolff wns the son of middle-class partnts, and studied at Prague Univer sity. He fnllcd to take a degree, be cause he was always occupied with pol itics Instead of with his books, and when he left college he at once entered political life by way of Journalism. man empire. Tbe result of this policy, If carried out, would be to extend Ger many to tbe Adriatic, making her more In It I Due to Varlont Causes, but Yields to Medlcut Treatment. The girl who blushes Is not necessari ly mrwlro. t.n I t V, .. I ... I ... ... - . . ' . . 1 the moat prominent or Pan-German ?h.?t. L 1 lMran- M ust' agitators. He and his party advocate this Is the declaration of a prominent j the a,stcgraon 0f Austria, and the Jleuna scientist, and since the Dr. BlU,on of tU0se Austrian provinces. M "uy uew ,uea laal comes In which the majority of the population front lenna must have somethlug In are ot German nationality, to the aer- .1. iuc ujuu ui science in question, who Is Touched lor as both learnid and eminent, avers that blusbluz should be treated like any other nerv- J than ever the predominant power ous aisease, anu mat In many cases It central Europe. Is hereditary. One of his patients I Wolff propagated tbls program of (a man) told the doctor that the fear Pan-Germanism on buudreds of plat of blushing, kept alive by the Jocular ' forms aud In the press, aud organized a taunts of his friends, had caused lilm ' formidable Pan-Uerman party In Ho such depressions of spirits that be hud hernia. Some ten ytars ago be founded several times been on tbe verge of a Pan-German dally paper, tbe Ost suicide. j deutscbe Ilundscbau, In Vienna, and be Another patient (a society woman) was edltor-ln-clilef of this organ till re suffered seriously from nervous prostra- "B w forced to relln. tlon In consequence of the teasing of ''ul8n tUc I,0l""- In 1807 he was ber friends, who made her blush Just e,ec,eu" n member of the Ilelchsrath, "for the ffun of It." A colleague told and "BCC ,he be entered that as the doctor of one of his patients who tfmliy rcely a sitting bas'occurrcd was driven mad by blushing. Her,0' wbltb. 1,a" "ot cami4 a ccne mental condition was greatly Improved of T" , !" or,0,,ur', ,A,.one f he to ,1 , l mahogany ' , Wo,ff , le chumucr,n(i a frc9 Tht. 2T.J ? f,' f.u",1,ure- tight took place between him and about This woman Is again In society, but' a dozcn Btaiwnrt policemen, which end s subject to occasional attacks of -j ,n t)lcr carrying him out by main blush ng that affect her mentally at force. The same year be fought a duel the sight of red dresses, red ribbons' ,uh 11,0 .iin mii.i .,,.,1 . or anything InVed. He has discovered J years later met his former friend, Prof. Ills wife alleges SICKBED OF JAMES KEENE A GREAT FINANCIAL CENTER KEENE CONDUCTING I1USINE83 FIIOJI HIS I1ED. Tbe famous Wall street leader Is III lu New York, but while uunblo to go out, Is not too ill to attend to his financial affairs. Tho result Is that his slck-bcd has become a financial center, from which ho Is "running" his vast enterprises and conducting several lluanclal controversies. Telephones, a telegraph wire, clerks aud stenographers are part of tho equipment of the bedroom "office." labor organizations that there nre un known dangers In socialistic teachings, and that if their unions nre to have any Influence for good these must be avoid ed. Father Helter argues that state so. clallsm Is In conflict with the natural that those addicted to blushing1 suffer less In summer than In the cold mouths, and that summer Is the best time of tbe year In which to be treated for the annoying disease, Chicago Chronicle. Corrected. "Hello!" cried the Jovial fellow, ship. ping Grumpey on the back, "how are you, old man?" "Don't 'old roan' me," snapped Grumpey, who was becoming touchy about bis age. "I don't look like the old man, do I?" "Well, no; Just this minute you I ;ok more like the old boy," Philadelphia Press. Probably nothing Jars au anitry man like the presence of a self-closing spring on a door he wants to slam. Seldl, In a duel. abusive treatment. BATTLING .AGAINST SOCIALISM. The Crusade of Father Helter Among CUIcuBO Lubor Unions. A movement Is 011 foot lu Chicago which should interest worklngmen throughout the United States, for It alms to form a coalition of church and labor unions for tho purpose of crush tug (socialism. At Its head Is a strong chnractiT Father Anton Heifer, of tho Church of the Seven Dolors, of Ituffalo, iv here he aided .prushlng socialism out of the unions. liy means of lecturei, personal appeals and general discussion of tho subject, the man of the cloth who has the good of humanity at heart hopes to persuade tbo leaders of the FATHER ANTON 1IEITE1I. law the law that man may own prop erty, which Is older than tho state, "Man existed," he says, "beforo the state, and ho had a right to own before tlifre ever was a state. Tho state, there fore, cannst rob him of tho rights which he had before It came Into existence. This Is In full accord with tho law of God, 'Thou shult not covet thy neigh bor's goods.' "The state has not thc right to rob liny person of his natural rights or tbe rights of his fuinlly. On tho contrary, It Is the duty of the stato to protect these rights. It Is for the citizen to pro duce and carry on tho business, and It Is thc duty of the state to protect blm and his business, and to see that nobody takes undue advantage of liliu: that , Justice and right be supreme, and that 1 the weaker will not become the prey of the stronger.' Father lit Iter's warfare on socialism has brought him International famo. He Is n Iluvnrlan by birth, Is CO years of age and has lived lu Iluffalo more than twenty-live years. Thoro he built a $1C0,000 edifice for the Church of the Seven Dolors and a schoolhouso which accommodate 1,WX) pupils. Years ago lie took up the study of socialism, find ing In thc work of combating It a broad field In which to exercise his raro gifts 1 of logic. Ills writings and uitcranccs havo attracted wldeupread attention through, tho United Stntes, and leading European opponents of socialism long ago accorded him, a foremost position as nu authority 011 the subject. No Cliunco to-IOIope. Girls In Papua, or New Guinea, an Island In the Pacific, havo llttlo chance to elope. Their dads forco thorn to sleep In a llttlo house on tho topmost brunches of a tall tree, then the lad der Is removed nud tho slumber of the parents Is not ''Isturoed with fears of nil elopement. Turkeys' eggs lake twenty-eight days to hatch. our only dUtlliguliihed niieiwttesn, lift- Bjlt owlf llmVes, the vegetation, Hi Hoy, and she "trmled we would see tho alim, ,) ii,tf tuheruieii Willi tholr propriety or giving unity mat revemi m,d ,,., f,v ,r,.g northward, name." j)r jiedlu believes Hint nfter reaching " 'And yesterday I heard from Mnltlo (t1) llHr,If rtl lllrt of the ilesert tho Ivnowles. nnd she said of course there ,nko ,., ,out!iwnrd, the period ot would te 110 hesitation In my mind 0.ial0. H.,llt i.ihio years or taoro. about a name. As on as she l.uird mi( , ,,,,,, , of the dir baby, she said to herself. , , lw "Now Ella can pny her loving tribute , ,,,,, (o he memory of her glrlhmv , s friend w ,.,)y..r nm "'" v " , other niollusks from which penrls uru ,,Z' . , . . . ' obtained. A spherical sac forms 'fo you can Imagine, father bow nrom( w ft vt,u.,, ,Hwm,. much dlscustluii hns emtio from all tticxc letters, and hov thankful I was when at last the matter was settled.' " "Well, how wns II settled, I'd llko to know?" demunded Ml Johnnou, Impatiently; hut her hrothiT sook his liend. uueleiis nbout which the silhaluluv of ths gem la gradually built up lu con centric layers, Sometimes the para site remains nt the center of the peitrl, ami sometimes It migrates from the . snc before It has become hopclcsly u,' . ,. , Imprisoned. Iteasniiltig upon Iheso SI,edo t My."hereplU,! a which ,)r ,j(pr , whose efforts the discovery of some of them Is due, suggests the possibility of the artificial prodncllnu of market able pentls by Infecting beds of penrl oysters with the particular scclcs ot ' pnrnslles 1 tin t nre known to nttnek such inolluaks with the effects nbore described. Miss Johnson rescind out her hind. I "(live tne Hint Ictlor!" she cried, but her brother stnyed her grasping lingers. "Hold 011!" he said. "Here's n criss cross on the first page that I'd over looked." Once more he adjusted his speclncles, and rend the lust words: " 'Frank says perhaps you wouldn't utidvrslnnd, but I said .you would, Hint of course we've mined the baby l.nurn, Jus ns I'd nlwnys Intended.' " BREAKFAST IN PERSIA. In the body chnnges Hint take place na we gruw old, Mvlehtilkoff and other physiologists suppose Hint mi Impor tant pnrt Is tnkeu by the phagocytes, or devouring cells. Home years ngii ,. , ,. , rr7" , ,. It was made to appear Hint some of It Is m err Hlmple Meal I. veil Anionic ,, ,' ., ... .... , I ,.. of the Wealth, II.... ,,''w nr "r, ,-' "'"' ," "V" Persians look 011 fruit us n staple food. H'cy " hlleii the hnlr by seizing tho and Hie ordinary meal of Hie working plgmeut grains nnd conveying them clns.M and peasantry Is a loaf of bread !'" "r 0,lt "f "IU urgaiilsiii. nud 11 iH.iiii.1 or twi. i.f uriiiH-K ..r niirl. Oil further sillily the theory has been cots. Th- author of "In (ho l.aud of evolved that old nge Itself Is duo to the I.I011 nnd Sun" says that meat Is phagocytes mill destroy me nervo seldom ontcu by Ihepoor. Hcduwlhes ' '1'1'0 uerve ealng cells havo some of the favorite ftods of the coiiu- been found In the brains of many old try. j pcoplo nud old mammals, as well as lu "Mast" Is much consumed. This Is IHtrsolls suffering from ncrvotls ills- curdled milk, nnd Is made by adding a ,"c. but In no ense havu they been little curdled milk to frc.li milk wnriii- known to rench such dovulopuient-or ed. It Is then left to coul. nud the bntln to hnve so nenrly Inken the plneo of of curdled milk sets In n few hours, the nerve cclls-as In the bralu of a leaving the crenm 011 the top. For the pnrroqtict Hint died at the great ago first twenty-four hours this Is sweet nn.l of elghly one. nfter some years uf fec- dellclotls, bill ns it rule the I'eislnn does bleliess and senility, not care for It until It hns becoiuo, " .TT An amusing wedding Incident oc- slightly ucld. When lu this state about half a pint udded to a quart of water ' , , , , forms buttermilk or'Huogh." A Utile evld,m,y nnlmr, nt tl. ' mir nnnronch of the cereinonv hour. without quintlon n capital thlrst-qucll cher In hot weather. Is much eaten for tho morning meal, with a little mint or 11 few onions. The hanker nt Shlrnz, to whom the government moneys wire en trusted, a rich mini, told me that he or was the young man's sister) on lu nwalt her at the church. This action nearly Inst her her huiduind. When the brlilesuinlds renchisl the church they observed the punctual bride groom patiently waiting at the cliitn- any other inercha.it never thought 0r'l '!' lonely misery of his anymore elabor.ito breakfast than "'""" "- ; . thwe nnme.1 nlnive. , wn, j '". ',ort'.1' f,'r It Is told of a merchant In Ispahan, ,l,ro," ur. ",lu ,'. , K" ""'''i; where tlu-j-nro notoriously stingy, Hint ' "i"''' 'low" ,hu "'"I" nnd stiwul ho purchased n smnll piece of cheese "" "" '" .p.....j. ...... lit the New Year, but could not miiko "no" '' W""t opened the proceed unhlsmliidtotheextrnvni:.ine1..if eiil..ln"' ,n0 'W" lW"l Hi" WT lug It. So, lustiiid of dividing the mor .Ml with his clerk, 11s the hoy had fond' ly hoped, he carefully placed It lu a clear glass bottle,-- nnd scaling the hot He, told the boy to rub his brind on tbc bottle nud Imngliio the taste of the cheese. This the pair did each morn lug. Ono day the merchant wns Invited to breakfast with a friend, lie gave his clerk the key to his o.'llciY-lind 11 half penny to buy n leaf of bread; but the boy returned, wnylng he could not got the door open, nnd nllhoiigh lie had bought his broad, could not eat It with out tho UHiiul flavor of the cheese. "Go, fool," mild tho merchant, "mid rub your bread 011 the door) It Is nl moit lis satisfying us the bottle." Wife,'. PI1111., vice, nild tho bridegroom wns nearly united In matrimony to his own sister beforo any one hnd Hie presence of mind to utter a word of wiiruliig. Tho momentous question, "Wilt thou havu this woman V" hnd been reached, when tho brldo opportunely appeared, nnd, nfter explanations and npologles, the ceremony was begun ngiiln. Where lie Fell lliiwn, "Tell me what people rend and I will tell you what they nre," said the self confessed philosopher. "Well, there's my wife," rejoined the dyspeptic party. 'IShos forever rend ing cook books. Now, what Is she?" "Why. n cooli of course," replied tlm philosophy dispenser. "That's where the spokes rnttlo lu your wheels," said the other. "Sho only thinks she Is." On) on the Custom linker. Tho great actress had Just relumed: froin abroad. "Miss," said the custom olllcer. stern ly, "you must tell nie what nro In thos trunks." "Oh, nonsensel" replied the great ac tress, carelessly, "Ilut I Insist." "Well, I told you nonsense. Thoy nro filled with lovu letters," Ho If I should die, wlfey, whnl would you do' She Well, I think 1 would mnkii ar rangements for your funeral. At n social gathering of the j nun-- pooplo lu the church, the pit-ni'lici' al ways gets off some Joko ali.ul fiilui-j marriage fees. rrofeesloniil Jeulou.y, "I stand at tho bend of my busi ness," romnrked t)io prnfcHHoiv of phrenology, "while you sit nl tho foot." ','Yoii hnvo nld It," rejoined I ho chiropodist. "Hut Just tho same, iho lunguagu of tho corn Is inure forcible than tho Hugo of phrenological bumps." Tho smiillcr n man's vocnhulnry, , la mo oaths he finds uccbuaiy lo t,l ! along. t't