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About Bohemia nugget. (Cottage Grove, Or.) 1899-1907 | View Entire Issue (March 13, 1903)
a I March, April, MayAlz . ... . . . "mill" ol i iiuro in n iiobi timo rnr Uoliiy, rvory tiling Hint In, it tlmo when n tliliitf cum lio (Iomo (o tliu lii'Ht ml. vniilngo, most I'linlly nml moot tf. feollvcly. Now In llio IichI lime for iurlfj'liin your lilood. Vlly t IlocmiHO your HyiUom In now trying to purify It you know thin liy tliu lilinplurt anil nfliur eiuplloim Hint liiivo ooinu on your facu nml body. Hood's Sarsaparilla and Pills Mo tliu mcillcluiw to tiiltii tliey ilo tliu work tlioioiilily und iigrucubly nml iiovor full to do It. NooiI'h urn tliu ini'dlclncH you nnvo niwnyH lieuril rccoiiimuiiiicu. "I 'Al'mt Wimmfnil Hood's Hanaiiarllls In., h i a irltnr rtnir fl't' rlinr we All rr tin. 8. II. Nt nieill'lne. Whrii we like It In iha.snrl m ii ir iiv mi a I rr-H UMIrrlhrmll'll eiiniiiinr." Mm. WII Mfl'rurl. r Hood's Snmnunrllln promlios to euro nncl hoop tho promise., llli Load Willi Mini. Tiiiiiiio (luzslrr ays lm ilown't Mluvu In rnrryJiiK otbur Kioilo' Imr- O'Ho.'Qiin No woii'lcr! lm In irncr nlly riirrvliiK a iriitty ko"I load ol Id' on. l'liltmloljililii Hvt'iinl. TWO MIIASONS. No On Nrd Neglect fhelr fettli Any Me t i. Pain, Small Cast. the tf in 1 4t rcKfoim wliy ponplo an. I tiVK'pct tl.clr IitIIi vii-iii: Vtnt ol I, irt, ainl llni uxpiMiMi. Wl.rii nii ioiiim lo think It ovurnonr, ' le tru'y rciimrknblu vtbit a n-wilii-il'-ti I.H4 taken Jibuti In inmb rn ilnntal oeiliodn. WJni llrolbum, tliu latnoun I'i'rtlniiil ili'lillMn, urp iiiiiiiiix tlm fori m.'tt III tlio Dnlli l Kiiiti In this re' fCt Tbvlr uunouiiiuiiii'iita llmt tbcru In not n imrtii'ln ol imln ionhcL'ti-l with nuy drntnt work dtmn In tbolr olllio in lilorully trim. And It In nlwi llUrnllyj trim Unit ovi'ry traon vibn k'oon to Ihmi ib-ntlatn in (!'i'tly aurprlaiid nt J Ibu mull cot ol luiviiiK tho til th nut In lino oulor. A wboio al of Until "" "inn comu llmo nifii II. Iiiimiin family, aiiliJiioiI, governed, I'd rot to bavo onn pulled or illlid. 'Ibotu uiatod, CbrUtlanlitMl mid led up to tlio m mi riiuiw vwiaiover mr miyonn to no- Kieci ni, rr ner, i-tiui. i.rni ino man or woman reoidvliiK tint low.it waif. n Iald In tbln Nortliwert ran woll afford iu imvo mu icewi iookihi aiior ami iw Kin to enjoy life. Al-hIii, a word hIhiiiI tho ihllilren When a yomiR eraon tin torond teeth, fatbi'rn and mother aliould ei-o to it that their ron or daughter Eicn to tho dniitlnt mid ban tho lootb itxatulnad. Oltontlme luit a littlo work before it la too lata raven tho teeth pure and lxtautllill (or n lifetime. Taku time by tint forelock ami roiifult Wine Ilruthorn, hnlllnn lluliaiiiK, l'ortland, Urtuin Hack Talk. "I tball never marry, raid Mira Ann Tiek, wltb an air of detvrmlna tion. "1'erbapa not," ropliml Ml in Per "but ever J ono ndmltn you linvo made n bruve ll;bt ogalmt the Inevitnble." Ilrouklyn Idle. If You Don't Know How much different it can ol .Mopopole prncbrn or earit or corn or other rarl ely ol (rulta and vegetablca taitu fioin tbe ordinary branda no boe you will Instruct your denier to rond you a ran ol Monoiolu today. Wo know Mono polo brand la bettor than any other bo rniino wo hiM) eoinp.ncd them wltb nil other po-ciiIIihI blub rlaaa ones. Moat denlere bandlu Monopolo Kooda. II yotira dcemi't iwiid in bin name. Wadbiniin ,t Kerr llroi., Monopolo (Irocera mid Dry Cofffo Itonitera, 81-83-KB Front street, l'ortland, Ore. That Would Never Do, Bho Why don't you no out occnalon ally, dearest, mid enjoy yourielf, any nt tint club? He Hut I don't want to got Into the habit ol Imvlnu n Rood time. I.ile. White Tailed l!aElt. AUIioukIi tlio eoblen enclo bit dis appeared from Wales, wbito lallid raxloa nru atlll to Ut lound In nirlb Wales and Shrorshlio. OK. OUT CATARRH When the cold wave flag is up, f reeling weather Is on tbe way. Winter k here in earnest, nnd with it nil the miserable symptoms of Catarrh return blinding headaches and neuralgia, thick mucous discharges lom the nose nnd throat, a hacking cough and paiu in the chest, bad tel ftl fill! tii mi th fi-Hd hreath. nausea nnd nil that makes Catarrh the . .... i...- i .ti ,i . r nil MOSl HICUCUIUK uim uisbujiihb u uii iuiuj.ii.iuu, .. ....-. r-- lonnl defilement and mortification thatkeepsone nervous and anxious whil. Ul OIV LUUI,il w. w.v.w. In spite of nil efforts to prevent it, the filthy secretions mid mucous mat ter find their way into the Stomach ind are distributed by the blood to every nook and comer of the system; the Stomach and Kidneys, in fact tvery organ and patt of the body, be come infected with the catarrhal poison. This disease is rarely, if ever, tvcninltacarllcst stages, n purely local iiscasc or simple inflammation of the nose nml throat, and this is why sprays, washes, powders and the various in haling mixtures fail to cure. Heredity is sometimes back of it parents have It nnd so do their children. in me iicuiiuciik ui v........... senile nnd soothinir washes nre good for In the treatment of i;atarni, ana bead nnd throat, but this is the extent permanently, the blood must be purified and the system relieved of its load of foul secretions, and the remedy to accomplish this is S. S. S. which has membrane anil is carried inrotign inc circuiaiion 10 nu inc v.ntnnu mraira unholy Joy. portions of the body, they soon heal, tho mucous discharges cease nnd the patient is relieved of the most offensive and humiliating of all complaints. I We lmve notCQl thnt In' n book or S. S. S. is a vegetable remedy and contains nothing that could in ure the mn(!nzno nr,c0 etitied "The Confes most delicate constitution. It cures Catarrh In its most aggravated tonus, soU8 of wlfo .. or ,.Tl0 CollfC68loll8 and enscs apparently incurable and hopeless. Write us if you have CaUnn, of Hocto.r or ..Thl, confusions of n nnd our physician, will advise you without charge. I Lawyer," that not much Is confessed. THE SWIFT SPEOIFIO OO.. ATLANTA, OA Million In Atnntle. Onn of tint irmrvola ol tborocont Dur Imr vim tliu dlojilny of joHolry nml pro- " worn liy tint Mnlinraiii of llnroiln, vi lio worn lib) alnto woven iiunrl. with 11 ntnu- csiiio lionlur ol illurtiomln, rubles, omo. niMn nml rnj plilri'i, wboio vnlmt, net I iimti'il liy a fninoiiH London Jowolor, In tr.,ouu,ooy. Th Importance of filed. Hloul, wliiin mnilii Inlo n iiworil, wan tlin unililuin ol povvor. Htcel, In tliu inoi ol jienru nnil civilization, la J iifit tin important un It In In war. Tlio country wlilcli la pm-nmlnonlly miilowixl wltb stiiil, or with ml anil Iron, ol which mill by iiimiiis ol whlili It In mnilii, villi ntmiil at tlio bead of tho clvllitod world. A Pessimist. llov. Tboinna It. Bllror, during a ro rent discussion wltb it friend, miked I ! tit II ho know tho doflnltlon ol a pes dlitibt. "Ol coiiran," replied bin Irli'iid, "ho In ono who la aoro on blmtolt and tho world In itiinnrul. Ia not that your donnltlon?" "llnrdly," ropllo.1 Dr. Hllcor. "A pessimist, In my opinion, la n man who hns lust lelt n optimist." How sork 1'linua. l.oquacloun. Tho family wan dlnctianlnK tho IiIkIi prlriM ol provlnlonn Konorllny, when tb until lioy hulled into the convprantlon "Jnm ban noun up, loo," bo re- maikuil. ",Mn kevpa It on tho top aboil now." And thru It aiiddcnly dnvrnvd on Ida yoiitbful Ktrritioiin that lio hail In lured bin ram by talklnii too much. Jmtnvla Nwi. The Hotel of 2003. Clurk Mkbaol, urn you bout IbroiiKli movliiK tbono trunk?, "Yen, aorri In n low minutoa." "Woll, when you'o flulthud, atrokb I ho 1 1 In not ovor tho front puvomont Mrn. lllbawl ban iuat tvlopbonod from llm ton lloor that bur bimband baa litllou out ol the window." Smart Sot, At Delhi. rcatority will look upon the plcturo ol n, vant mid utterly barbaric nomila- tloli numborbiK nrnrly ono-lotirtbcl tbo illjjnlty of rolf-Kovornment liy a liaudful of ntranirorn wbo rornn from an iurnn ai lerublo Inland 15,000 ndlea away." An old prophecy about India. Now York 1 rct. Qeotriphkat. Kentucky Teacher (ol Intuit Roocra tiny oiats) lommy lllooU may tell ui what u strnlt Is. Tommy lilood It' Jos' the plain stun 'tbout notbln' in it. Ohio State Journal. Ill Theory. "There' no doubt that colored mon often mako cood soldiers." "Courso dey docs," answered Mr Kraitui I'lnkley. "You put n rulliid man nlonR ol n purccralon an' he's ilwino tor toiler it to ue finish, no mat ler wbut do dunser Is." Washington Star. The Influence. Jerry How do good clothes mako I man n eentleumn? Jim They make him fool as If be una excctud to act like one. Detroit l'reo l'reis. To llriink in Nw Bhos, Always itialie In AUsni Foot.f AM, a powiler. It corn rhllbUlni. dame, iwctllnr. achlnr. iwollon (ert. C'urvs Corns and llunloni. At an iirnrirltii aini Shoe itorrs. x. liou t are rt any itiliillliite Ptmplf lnsllr.1 rltLL. Addrtis Allen 8. Olmitf Li, Ulloy, N. v finding the Dissertation. "Would you call n cat berblvoroui or carnivorous?" nikod tho man wbo it learned but todlons. "Xolthor," answered tlio man wbc yawns, "merely vocllcroua. An Ingenious Clock. Ilrusrols bns a church clock wound by atmospheric expansion Induced by tlio heat ol tho sun. Won la Walk. Fay, tow did you got off In the glee chit try out? Madu llmt bass on lour bawls. FOR .l-l.-.a it mii. n f1afi(r nf ner. Manchester, V., March 0, 1001. antlemsui-I hadallthe symptoms that aooompany this disease, euoh a snuoua dropping In tho throat, n oon atant desire to hawk nnd spit, feeling of dryness In tbo throat, ooush nnd pitting; upon rising In th morning, sonbi forming- In tb nose, vrbloh re quired inuoU effort to blow out, some time causing- the nosa to bleed and leaving m with e. sick headaoh. X bad thus suffered for Ave yeara. I oommenoed to take B. 8. S. and after I had taken three large bottle, X noticed n chane for the botter, Tbu enoouraired, I continued to take it nnd in a short whllo wa entirely oured, JUDOON A. BELLAM. I Main and Vino Ota., Xttohmond, Va, i cleansing purposes or clearing the of their usefulness. To cure Catarrh m m H nu equal us u muuu punucr. 11 icaiuica the blood to a natural, healthy state and the catnrrhal poison and effete matter nre carried out of the system through tho proper channels. S. S. S. restores to tho bNiod all its good qualities, and when rich, mi re blood reaches the inflamed OflEAKFABT FOn ONE. riiere I No Accoiinllnic for ill Win- doin of the Wootlcliuck. Thnt keen observer of nature, John ilulr, tell In "Our National l'arka" a pretty story of rt woodchuck. In the nprltiK of 1875 bo whs exploring "m peak mid glacier about the lienil of the inlddlo fork of tho Hun Jomiulu, mid when passing round n frozen luko wbero tho anovy wn Ion feet deep, wns surprised to find the fresh track of u woodctiuck. Whut could tlio anlimil bo tblukliig of to come out so early whllo all the ground wns snow-burled? Tliu steady direction of his truck allowed bo had n definite aim, mid fortunately It wna toward n mountain thlricen thousand feet blgli that 1 meant to climb. Ho I followed to sen If I could find out what bo wna up to. Krom tho hnao of tho mountain llio track pointed atrnlght up, mid I knew by tho melting enow Hint 1 wnn not far behind him. I lont tho track on a crumbling rldgo partly projecting through tho snow, but noon discovered It again, Toward the summit of the mountain, In an open spot on the south aide, near ly enclosed by disintegrating pinnacle mnong which the sun beat reverber ated, making a Isolated patch of wnrm climate, I found n fluo garden, full of rock cress, phlox, sllene. drabn, and a few grasses; nnd In this garden I over took the wanderer, enjoying a fine freiih meal, perhaps tho first of tho season. How did bo know the way to this ono garden spot, no high and so far off, and what told him that It wa In bloom whllo yet tlio Know vrnn ten feet deep over Ills den? Ho must have had more botanical, topographical and ell- j mntologlcal knowledge than most mountaineers poasesa. CREDULITY OF THE HINDU. Suiuplo of til Daltlslon Which lf Occanlouullx Harbor. Here Is a remarkable Instance of tho credulity of tho Hindu, and the wild kind of delusions which ho occasion- ally harbor. Tbo writer 1 described a a Hindu gentlemau of standing mid reputation, mid this extract Is taken from a latter written to a gentlemau In I Knglmid: Wo are having awfully serious news circulated In the papers here. Extracts purported to be from tbe Morning M-ader, of Ixmdon, and I.a Ilou Ciuon- din of Spnln, Impress us that the em u. uviiiii, uuir u nml i.7 n- pcror on the coronation day was dan- gcrouely III, nnd wns never really crowned, for tho ministers caused blm to be personated by a beggar of Wlilte chapel. We are really very concerned to hear It, and wo firmly believe the uows to bo a false creation, but won der why the government Is atlll Inac tive ns regard to taking any Mops to punish the author of so foul a calumny." The gentleman who sends me tlio above extract gives some other quaint example of the amusing fiction which gnln currency among tbe native of India, any a writer In Iondon Truth. Tbe bigger nnd tho more preposterous the lie, ho anya, tho more readily It Is believed. When tho Jubilee bridge over the Hooghly was being built, the story got about that the government required n thousand heads of natives for the foundations of the bridge, and had given orders that nil natives walking over tbe maldnn after dark were to be seized, and taken to the "Sballnu Kbann" the native name name for the Masonic lodge where their beads were lo be cut off for use In this uncanny en glneerlng operation. The natives, It la said, were afraid to walk In thnt direc tion after dark for this reason. Again at the time of tbe Inst Indian frontier war, a fat Ilabu clerk disappeared from one of tho government offices and could not be found. It wnn firmly believed, says my correspondent, by bis fellow clerks and neighbors, that he had been seized by order of the government, to be made Into ointment for the benefit of the wounded soldiers. Happily, the fat Uabu turned up again safe and sound; so no serious consequences resulted from this delusion. If an Idea llko this can bo seriously accepted, ob my In formant says It was, by tbe class of nn fives who pass examinations nnd bold public appointments, nothing that may find acceptance wltb the "lower orders" can bo wondered at. RETORT TO THEATER TALKER. Showing: How u Littlo Wit Buppreased au Intolerable Nnlsance. They bad been rending n ltolfo an notated edition of tho piny, and thero was nothing In "Julius Cacsnr" that tbey were not perfectly familiar with. Ueforo the performance was halt through there was nothing that they knew which everybody within half a dozen row did not hear about; for among tho threo of them a man nnd ! two women there were such cnpncl tlcs for conversation as are met with nowhere except In a theater. In tones that alternately hissed nnd .r....i .n.i ,,......1 .Ml nnl ontnrmin .Bd $TZ another that Anthony wna much bet ter done than Ilrutus; that 1'ortla would como on In n mlnuto In the gar den scene; that Cnscn wns supposed to be a gruff old Itomuu; that Cnesur nctunlly did havo llta-thluk of It! that It waa a pity (this In a whisper that shivered far down tbo aisle and splin tered nt lenst a scoro of vertebrae) ! Itoman Indies didn't wear corsets. So on, ad nauseam. I At last tho ghost nnd the distraught Ilrutus met and there was a thrilled silence In all tho crowdod bouse save In row Q, where a strident volco com plained T i.nn'1 bonr n Wnril tllA irhnat anp - - o .. --j.. why doesn't ho apeak loudert" .v ninn boblnd tho querulous ills- turber, qulto bcaldo himself with rage, jedned forward nnd said, In tones ns courteously swcei ns tuo buiij of n )10ney bee; I "ivrhnps tho ghost Is a gentleman1 nmi ,ioe8 I10t llko to nunoy people." i which, of courso, wns very ruile,' fnya tliu Now VorU Mull ami Kxprcss, ' ,i,,.i, h CHANGE OF LIFE some sensible advice to women passing through (his trying period. Tito pnlnful nnd annoying symp toms oxjttricnccil by most women nt tills period of lifo nro easily over como by Lyillu i:. IMnklmin'n Vcrctnlilo Compound. It Is cspc cLilly designed to meet llio needs of woman ii system at the trying time of cliango of life. It Li no exaggeration to stato that Mrs. I'inkiiam lias over COOO letters liko tho following proving the great valuo of her medicine at such times. " I wish to thank Mra. I'lnkham for what her medicine has done for me. My trouble wan change of life. Four yer ngo my health ocean Ui fall, my bowl began to grow dlizy, my eye f mined mo, and at time it seemed a f my back would fail mo, had terrible pain across the kidneys. Hot flashes wore very frequent and trying. A friend aarined me to try I.rdln Ii. IMnklinm's Vcgctnldo Com I0lint!A I havo taken aix bottles of It anil am to-day f rco from those troubles. I cannot speak In high enough terms of the medicine. 1 recommend it to all nnd wish every ulTer!ng woman would giro It a trial.5' Iln.l.A Kosa, 88 Mont clnlr Ave., Ilosllnd.tle, Maui. fsoao fir. flit If efljlnsl 9f aitfvs Ittttf proving gtnutntitut " Her Call "I ran Into town today to do acme abopping, dear," said Mrs. Subbnbs, entering her buaband'a office, "and "I see," bo Interrupted, nnd yon Just ran in here because you ran out." "linn ont?" "Yea ol money." Mothen will fino. Sin. rVlnslow's Booth- mg gyrup the best remedy to ass lor their ihlldren during tbe teething period. The Time To Retire. Ex-Senator Jowett, of t. Louis, is nlnetj-four years old. Fomoone naked blm not long ngo bow old ho thought a man should be before retiring from bui-iness. Tbe old gentleman gravely responded: "I don't really think a man should keep on alter be baa reached tbe age of ninety." Dttrin ef Ointment for Catarrh That Contain llereurj. As mercury will surely dcitroy the seme of smelt and eomrletelycleranra tbe whole sys tem wnencmcriB u inrouea ine mucous sur faces. Such articles should never be uieder clini, at the damage they will do Is ten told to tneeooiiroucan ponlbly derive from them, lull's Catarrh Cure, manufactured by K. 1, and Is taken 'internally',' acting directly upon tbe blood and macoui surfaces of the ajstem. in uurinr jisirs uaiarrn i;ure e sure you set tbe genu urn llli taken Internally It. and made In Toledo, Obto, by r. J. Cheney Jl Co. lent. monisis tree. Sold by liruyglm, price Sc per bottle. Hall's Family rills are the but. Something Equally Qood. Teacher Johnny, have you been vaccinated; Johnny No'm; but mamma made me put my flannels on this morning, and tbey itch just as much. Chicago Record Herald. Austin Well Machinery fou Oil or Water any Depth. Write for catalogue. DEALL & CO., Oen'1 Agts. 813 Commer cial Block PORTLAND, OKEOON. AMERICAN CREAM SEPARATORS Are sold subject to ap proval and at a prlco that will enable you to make a good profit ' on a few cows. The cleaneit, falreit ma chine In all the vorld. Strongest In All these points thai' any other, vii Clou Slimming, Easy Clean, g. Light Running, Durability. Write tor free catalogue. MITCHELL, LEWIS & STAYER 10. PORTLAND, Ore. SPOKANH. Waih. DOISD. Idaho Won Medal, Tarls, 1900. DR. G. GEE WO WONDERFUL HOMB TREATA1UNT This wondorfUt CM licit doctor U cU1 t rt btcaus h curci pept without opera Hon thai arc siren up to tilt. He cure with tboae wonderful Chl ime herbi, rooti. buds, barks and veztiablei thai are entirely uit known to medical icl- enceln ihUcouiiirr 'lltrough tbe uie of those barmleiA remedies ibis famous doctor knows the action of over W0 different remedies, which hesuccesefullj uses In different diseases, lit guarantees to cure catarrh, asthma, lung. tnroai. rUTUiuanaui. ii.iivuiiivo,, asuuiaku. liver, kidneys. et.t has huudreds of tesilmoa IBIS. lllft't'B .- Patients out ef the eliy i"htra moderate, tall aud see him. circulars. Bend 4 cents In stamps. wins iwr Diuiiioq BtamDS. CONSUL TATION VRKtt, APUllKaa THE C. GEE WO CHINESE MEDICINE 00. 132lj Third St., PortlanJ, Oregon. H-Msnlloo papir. 7IT5WTlsraeTSWI vrua. Tastea Oood. Cm I L'd la time. aiaHfjia EW jSjllMt Cblcken Roup. After plucking a foul cnrofully, clean the akin with n wet cloth, remove tb pln-fealliern nnd slngo olT the hairs; then wipe the bint with a wet cloth, nnd cat tho flesh In small piece, sep arating the bone, but not breaking tbcm no fine ns to endanger their re maining In tho soup after (training It The head and feet nro to bo skinned and scalded after cutting off tho beak and claws, and tho heart, liver and gizzard properly cleaned and put Into (be soup. Allow a quart and n pint of water to each pound of chicken, and season rather below tho tnste, be cause the quantity of soup will bo less ened by boiling. Cover tho soup ket tle, place It nt one aldo of the Ore where It will boll gently for several hour until the meat fall apart; tbe soup will then be ready to strain, re moving tbe bones, and finish for tbo tnblo by tbe addition of some delicate dumplings, such a batter-flakes or egg-barley dtlmpllng. Floor Slain, floors that are stained and oiled nre enslly kept clean. The material costs very little, nnd nny one can apply It, For an oak stain, take raw sienna, add a littlo umber to It, and mix half a pint of Unseed oil and ono quart of turpen tine. A tableapoonful of 'Japan dryer put Into tbe turpentine will make It dry quickly. A cheap dark brown stain, which 1 better for old floors than a lighter color. Is mndo by mixing one fourth of n pound of permanganate of potash In ono quart of water. Apply with an old paint brush, and give tbo floor two coat If one does not make It dark enough. After the floor Is stained, glvo It a cost of boiled linseed oil. If the oiling Is repented every spring or fall, your floor will always look well. Whole-Wheat llread. Dissolve a cake of compressed yeast In a gill of lukewarm water. Tour Into a bowl a pint of milk nnd stir Into this a pint of boiling wnter, ndd n teaspoon ful each of salt nnd sugar, and when the mixture is bloodwarm ndd tbe dis solved yenst Stir In s qunrt of whole wheat floor or enough to mako a bat tcr. Heat for ten minutes, adding to ward tbe Inst enough whole-wheat flour to make a dough that can be kneaded. Turn upon a floured board and knead for ten minutes nnd set to rise with n towel over It. At the end of three hours knend for Ave minutes, make into Iosves, knend each of these for two minutes nnd set to rise for nbout nn hour before baking In a steady oven. Care of Lamps. nuy the best oil. Fill tbe lamps by daylight I.nmps should be kept well filled. Never attempt to light a lump that la only partly filled. Keep tbe oil can closed and In a cool place. See that any hanging lamps you may have nre securely hung. When buying lamps select those In which the end of tbe burner Is consid erably elevated above the body of the lamp. Watch your wlcka closely, nnd change tbcm before tbey become too abort. If burning oil gets upon tbe floor, smother wltb woolen blanket or rugs. 1-trira a la Creme. Doll twelve eggs fifteen minute. Line a dlsb with very thin slice of bread and All with layer of eggs cut In slices, strewing them wltb a little grated bread, pepper nnd salt; rub a quarter of a pound of butter wltb two tablespoonfuls of flour, put It In a saucepan wltb a tableapoonful of chopped parsley, a little onion grated, salt, pepper and bnlf a pint of milk of cream; when hot pour over tbe eggs; cover tbe top with grated breadcrumb and put It In tbo oven, let It beat thor oughly and brown. Simple bnt Good Furniture Polish. One of the nicest furniture polishes you can have Is' made of equal parts of salad oil and vinegar shaken up to gether. Apply very sparingly wltb a soft flannel and polish thoroughly with oft cloths till not tbe faintest trace of olllness remains. Remember that an Important adjunct to this polish Is elbow grease," and that without It the polish Is worse than useless, for any olllness left on will only gather tbe dirt and make the furniture dull Corned lleef Ilaah. Fut In a large frying-pan one ounce of butter; when hot add four ounces of potatoes and six ounces of corned beef, both cut In three-sixteenths of an Inch squares. Season wltb pepper and nutmeg and fry, slowly Inclining tbe pan so that tbe bash assumes the shape of an omelet. When a flno color drain off the butter, and turn It on to a long dish the same as an ome let. Prnne Souffle. Mince very flno one dozen stowed prunes and tbe kernels of six and ndd thm to tbe whites of Ave or six eggs which have been beaten to a stiff froth wltb a small cupful of powdered sugar. Whip all well together, add vanilla flavoring and bake In n hot oven for fifteen or twenty minutes. Chill, then serve wltb whipped cream. This souffle will not fall. Chocolate Caramel. rut together In a porcolaln-llned saucepan two pounds of brown sugnr, a half-pound of good chocolate broken Into bits, and a cup of cold water. Boll until a little dropped In cold wa ter hardens; atlr In two tenspoonfula of vanilla and two tnbleapooufuls of butter, turn Into buttered pans aud eut Into squaroa. X.eiuon Dntter Fouce. Put a large tablespoouful of corn starch, two- heaping tablespoonfuls of grauulated augar, a pinch of suit, the grated rind of a lemon aud the Juice of an ounce of butter and the yolks of two egg In a saucepan and beat them together until smooth nnd light; (hen add quickly n pint of boiling water; and cook until It begins to thicken. Asth ma "One of my daughters had a terrible case of asrhmi, We tried slmoit everything, but without re lief. We then tried Ayer's Cherry Pectoral, and three snd one-hall bottles cured her." Emm Jane Entimineer, Lsngtvllle. O. Ayer's Cherry Pectoral certalnlycurcsmanycascs of asthma. 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