Bohemia nugget. (Cottage Grove, Or.) 1899-1907, December 19, 1902, Image 7

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Newspaper Page Textfilial Sympathy, "WIimiI was your ," rnlil Mr. (loldbaiia tonily, "1 mrm-cl my own llvlii(," Ml ion lookwl uiiiniiy, lint wnr illcnt. "Well, lisvo you nothliiK to my tm yoitrnolf In (litit oiiiie(tlin7" "N-notliliiR, air, oxdipt Hint I .yM. rnlhixo wllli you, mill (iiiirntiilnlu jnn nn llio fact tlmt ll'ii nil ovr." Ijii 1I011 Tlt'lU'o, Not Up.to.Dntc. "Illii novel was n fulluro, I umlur atnml." "Ol conraii It win." "Why (il eoiif.ii?" "Oh, lio waa no turrllily lxjli I ml the tllllKH," "In lml wny," "Wliy, ImcalliHl lilii liornlno Hiiro both, mid iiverylioily knows Hint Hint In mitlri-ly out ol (Into. Wn nro now In t .0 Dorothy rycln ol lltorstuio, nml I liavo an lilen Hint Joaotililno la coining liuxt," Hrooklyn KshIo. Tht Hoy I'clt 5al. A Ilrooklyn school lonelier, wlinro reno ol labor la not on tlio aristocrat lr I'ark Mope, recently told nuo of lila Ixiy uiillii, who win InaulKirillimtu, that ho limit hrharo, "II you do not do Mtn," aitld the teacher, "llinll mm your fiithnr." "Iliihl" said tho boy, who wns only llirtn loot hluli, "yor will Imvo to Um a pick and aliovcl lo hxi him, llo'a dead." Now Yoik Tlint-a. To form llablt. "Poverty la unromlortnhlu, na I rnn Uatlfy," mid Jiunes A. OnrfloM, "hut nlno tllnna out ol ten the Ix'st UiIiir that can liapiwii to n younu mnn la to bo toiaod omboaid mid Im coiiipullml to alnk or swim, In all my ncitmlnl a n co I havo nover known n man to l-o drowned who wna worth tho saving." Too Strong a Negative. "U'b Jirulty hard to seloct a wlfo nowadaya," remnikol Mr. Con Bret; "tho eraK girl ol today docau'tknow enough, " "I've found," replied Mr. Mlttena, "that limy 'Not' entirely too much." Philadelphia It coord. If Othcra Only Knew It. Drift-lit Have you heard tho latest mother-ln-lnw Joko? Dnlle Thero run no motherdndaw Jo Veil remisylratiln Punch ltowt. A SUHFKISIIO IMIVSICIAN. A Dying Patient Recover! Through the Interposition of a Humble Uerman. Chicago, Nov. IS. Porno weoka ago Dr. 0 , very reputable and widely known physician living on C etreot, waa called to at tend very complicated caio of Itlimi matlam. Uoii arriving at tho homo lie found a mun about forlr yeara of ko, tylnit In a proitratoil and lerloua condition, with hla whole framadaiigrr ouily affoctwl with tho painful d I il ea oe. lie prescribed for tho patient, but tho man continued to i;row worm, and on Hunday ovoning ho waa found to bo In very alarming condition. The knee and elbowa and larger olnla wore greatly Inflamed, and could not ho mnv.l. It na. ouljr "HI" citromo " difficulty that tho patient could bo turned In bed, with tho aid of three or four poreoni. Tho weight of the clothing waa ao painful that nieana had to bo adopted to keep It from tho pa tlent'a body. Tho doctor paw that hla anlilanco would bo of no avail, and left tho houro, tho mombcra of tho family following him to tho door, weeping. Almost Im mediately tho grlol alrlckou oncn were ftddreiaod by a humblo Oermnn. Hu had heard of tho despair of tho family and now asked them to try hla remedy, and accordingly brought forth n bottle of Kt. Jacoha Oil. Tho poor wlfo ap plied Ih l remedy, Tho first applica tion eaiod tho patient vory much; after a fow houra I hoy used Itagnln, and, wonder ol wondora, tho pain vunlidied entirely! Kvory subeiiicnt applica tion Improved the patient, and In two daya he waa well and out. When tho doctor called a fow days of tor ho waa Indeed aurprlscd. Our Plrst Launching. Tho first vussol launched by the early American colonists whs tho Jllotelng of the Hay, launched in Mas eachueotta bay July 4, lOhl. Shromc S Eating Ulcers, And a source of worry, anxiety and endless trouble to those who are afflicted. With them, particularly so when located upon the lower extremities whore the circulation Is weak and aluRgisli. A gangrenous eating ulcer upon the leg is n frightful night, and ns tho poison burrows deeper and deeper uto the Mime beneath and the soro continues lo spread, one can almost see the flesh ... it. 41. lA1.MlMrv .If MmrtTf-Q I melting away ana icei tua sircngiu kui" o...s .-,--. Oreat running sores and deep offensive ulcers often develop from a simple boll, swollen gland, bruise or pimple ud are a threatening danger always, because while nil such sores nro not enncerous, a great many arc, nnd this should make you suspicious of all chronic slow-healing ulcers and sores, par it -i i.. 1 ...... I,, i.nnf f-itullv. Ttarr unrnt nrc common and cause UlO greatest annoyance uccnusc nicy wc so persistent nnd unsightly nnd de tract from one's appearance. Middle aged and old people nnd those whose blood is contaminated and tainted with the germs and poison of malaria or some previous sickness, or excessive use of mercury, are the chief sufferers from chronic sores and ulcers. White tho blood remains in this unhealthy, polluted condition healing is simply Impossible and the sore will continue to grow and spread in spite of washes nnd salves or any superficial or surface trejtnient, for the sore is but the outward sign of some constitutional disorder, a bad condition of the blood and system, r i At . "h'CS oCVnT:.l,eod ch ouic sores through the Wood. It goes to the irrSrfcsC" blood purifier and tonlo combined iSft SSi.'rflSSft-Ji jrlSSJfl vlse yowithout charge. Book'oiood and Skin DUeases BENEVOLENT ASSOCIATIONS Of Amorlca Uso Po-ru-nn For All Catarrhal Disoasos. Mm. Henrietta A. H. Marsh. Woman's ll.n.viilrnt Association at lilrMjt,i. Mrs. Henrietta A. H. Marsh. Presi dent Woman's llonovolont Association, of U27 Jackson Pork Terrace, Wood- lawn, (Jlilcogo, III., miyst "I suffereil with la grlppo for aovon weeks and nothing hoi nod me until I tried Peruna. 1 felt at onca that 1 had at last secured tho right medicine aud kept steadily Improving. Within three weeks I was fully restored." Henrietta A. H. Mnrsli. Ihilataiitlnt Onlr nt flnoil T.-itplars, 4f W'NlllllgtOll. Mra. T. W. Collins, treasurer I. 0. 0, T., of ICverett, Wash., has urod tho great catarrhal tonlo, lVtumi, for an aggravated caro of dys;epsla. Bhe wrltoi: "After having a rovcrn attack of la grippe, I also suffereil with dyspepsia, After Inking Peruna I could eat my regular meals with ri'Iltli, my system was built up, my health returned, and I havo remained In excolltnt itrength and vigor now for over a year." Mrs. T. W. Colllna. If you do not derive prompt and sat isfactory results from the ueo of Peru na, write at once to Dr. llartman, giv ing a full statement of your capo anil ho will lie pleased to gho you hla valuable advlco gratis. Addrors Dr. llartman, president of the llartman Eanltarium, Columbus, Ohio. Never Still. Mra. Naggein And do you love me still? Nnggom (wearily) I don't know; t'vo nuvor had tho chance. Well Trained. Old Lady (to bay who has fetched her a glars of water) Thank "you, my boy; you were vory quick about it. lloy That's nothln', ma'am. I'm nscd to It. I had a Job of carrying water to tho elephants In a el'caa. Pick-. Mo-Up. Oreat After Dinner Speech. fipunger Tho beet atter-d Inner i well I ever heard was onco when 1 waa out with Goodloy. Winks And who mado tho speech? Rpunger Goodloy. lie laid: "Lot me hovo tho check, please, waiter." A Synonym. "What la a synonym7" aekod a teacher. "Please, sir." laid a lad, "iff a word you can uso In place of another If you don't know how to spoil the other ono." An Adequate Supply, "llenpock has given up smoking eh? Thnt takes a good deal of will power." "Vol. Ilia wlfo has It." Puck. Safer, Too. Lover Ono kiss la worth a hundred letteia. Damsel Oh, you're very eontimen tal. Lover Oh, no. Tho kiss, you know, can't bo Introduced In a breach of promise suit. French Like a Native. Morrltt Why, I speak French llko a native. In conversation with ono of thorn the other day, ho aakod mo If I wasn't born In Franco. Cora Doesn't that go to prove, my dear, that the French aro tho politest pooplo In tho world? Now York Times. ores A Constant Drain Upon tho Systom ir.l.li n. . Banlambar. 1000 Bwift Bpsolfla Oo., Atlanta, Oa. Ur mrsi uomsininir ti nuui eamo on my Instep, Tory small at , 41 r.f nn, a f nil Yialuful. but & It crow lararor and boiran to pain me I oonsaltod a dootor, but In aptta ot all he oould do ths soro aro woraa and beiran to dtiohariro; than other aoroa oama until the wholo top ol my foot waa on larir maaa of aoroa and I oould not walk. Then my hus band, who had been eured of Borof. ula by tho uae of S. S. 0., aald he boltovod It would euro me. X beran talttnir it and oleht bottloa oured mo my foot healed up nloely. I be lieve I would have been a orlpplo for Ufa but for S. 0. 8. una. o. xt. kino. unhealthy matter the healing process begins, and the eating ulcer or chronic sore is soon entirely gone. S. S. S. contains no mineral or poison ous drugs of any description, but is guar- C Thlnl-clm railway fares In Indln nro less than a farthing (half n cent) n tulle. Ten seeds rcsumhlu amnll linxcl nilla. They it ru sown In bed lo grow thickly together llku cnblmge. Hats nnd their parasites nro held re siwnsllilc, hy nil Iliillan expert, for tho transmission of plaguo In some cases. Mra. Mnry A. Kidder, eighty-two years old, nnd ono of tho oldest au thors In Now Hiiglaiid, continue to wrlto poetry. A Masonic medal linn been struck to commemorate tho Duke of Con naught's Induction ns grand master of Kngllsh I'rco Masonry. Mnlllda-I think that Frank was wholly disinterested In asking mo to bo hla wlfo. Undo Ocorgo-lMslutcr- esteil? lie waa positively reckless. Canadian governmental reports show thnt, nt tho present rnto of consump tion of timber for pnper, tho forests of tho Dominion would supply tho world with pulp for 810 years to come. Nldnh, On., hn n population of B.OOO people, nil of whom llvo In tram enra. Tho town hall consists of two enrs knocked Into one, nnd n church has nlso been provided by tho anino de vice. In a Ilerlln Insano nsylum Is n pa tient. It la sold, whose hair changes color with her temperature. When alio la cool nnd quiet her hair I a light yellow, hut when alio la rcatlcas nnd excited It becomes nuburn. Mr William Cordon MncOregor, fourth baronet of his line, la un In mate of tho workhouao at Lcytonstonc. a Ixnulon suburb. The first baronet wna sergeant surgeon to George IV. Tho fourth la suffering from locomo tor ataxia. Napkins became popular In France sooner than In ISnglnnd. At one time It wna customary nt great French din ners to chango the napkins nt every course, to perfume the'm with rose water and to havo them folded a dif ferent wny for each guest Tho Arabic used In the Koran dif fers ns much from tho Arabic used In ordlnnry conversation nnd Inter course In tho Knst na the Latin differs from the Italian. The Koran Arabic la that of tho literary classes; tho col loquial Is that of tho common people. President 0. Stanley Hall, of Clark University, has been studying tho nl moit total absence of Insanity among negroes. Ho believes It Is because, being newer to civilization, the race has not run through bo many differ ent nnd crucial experiences ttn tho white race. Tho ono poem most often translated Into every langungo of the civilized nnd uncivilized world wns written by a woman "Tho Ode to Aphrodite," by Sappho. Bhnkespenro'a works hare Iwtrila tU I.M4t ot hut throa 44nturUt Snppho'a havo stood through twenty Ave centuries. Don Kmlllo do OJedn, tho new Span ish minister. Is almost certain to bo a great favorite In Washington. Ho has n distinguished appearance, speaks Kngllsh fluently, has a wldo knowledge of literature nnd na n painter easily might have made a career. Senor do OJeda Is, besides, a man of ample for tune. Congressman Ilobcrt W. Davis, of Florida, was out hunting south of St, Augustine when n large black bear took to hunting him. Tho Congress man took a shot at Ilruln nnd then fled, but the bear was gaining and tho fugitive climbed a trco Just In tlino to save himself. He remained there sovcrnl hours beforo help came and scared away hla pursuer. Nikola Tesla, the student of elec tricity, wns drawn for Jury duty In New York City, but wna excused from ser vice because he la opposed to capital punishment, and could not agree to a verdict of guilty, when by doing so he would endanger n prisoner's life. Mr. Tcehi docs not ngree with those who would return n verdict of guilty In n murder case while disbelieving In the death penalty, holding that they nrc not responsible for tho Inw ns It stands. William K. Vandcrbllt and Grovcr Cleveland received, respectively, the largest and smallest checks ever Issued to Individuals by the United States Gov ernment. At one time Mr. Vandcrbllt owned fM'.OOO.OOO worth of Govern ment bonds, and on this amount drew annual Interest of ?2,000,000. At the close of Mr. Cleveland's second admtu titration It was discovered. In settling up his accounts for salary, that the Government owed him one cent. A check for that amount was forwarded to him, nnd as it hna never been pre sented for payment It la probable that tho recipient preserves It ns n curiosity, Tho famous French geographer, Kllsco lleclus, who Is now In his seventy-third year, Uvea at Ilrusscls In great seclusion, the only placo where a stranger can meet him being at a vege tarian restaurant whero he takes tils meals. Ila has been a vegetarian nil his life, and declares that the time will co mo when Europeans will look on bccf-cntlng with the snmo horror that wo do on cannibalism. One day ho came lo a friend pnlo nnd agitated. "My wife Is deceiving me," he exclaimed; and when his friend looked at him In aston ishment ho added! "I hnvo surprised her when she was boiling my spinach In bouillon." profit 8HAnma Iispcrluient Tried an a Canadian Mtreet Hallway, The adoption of a practical system of profit sharing by tho street railway company of Vancouver Is an experiment that will bo of Interest to all who watch tho development of our Industrial sys tem, Tho Independent, a weekly pub lished In tho Interests of organized la bor In Vancouver, B. 0., gives a report of an address by Manager Ituntzcn, of tho street railway company, to a mass meeting of workmen, which was nlso addressed by President Mahon, of tho Street Itallway Men's Union of Ameri ca. The meeting shows tho harmonious relations existing between tho street railway compjiny nnd Its employes. Tho company hna voluntarily decided (lint tho regular employes shall re ceive ns their share of lt profits one- third of the amount nvnllnblo for divi dends after tho ordlnnry shareholders I hnvo received 4 per cent. This means, ns estimated, that nt tho end of tho first yenr tiieh employe will receive , about $.10; nt tho end of tho second yenr the share will bo about $50, and In five years It will be $100. The men will receive the standard union wages. .Manager lluntzen says that, In hla opin ion, tho Increased Interest In tlio com pany's wclfara on tho part of tlio em ployes created by tho now system will ndd ao much to tho company's success that the shareholders, as well as the men, will gain by the Innovation. Tho employes' proportion of tho profits will be divided equally among them, nil being considered as units in making the company's business n suc cess. In addition to this voluntary concession the company pays as high wages for every class of work as ore paid by other local employers, and, generally speaking, higher wages. The company also makes certain conces sions In tho wny of uniforms, light nnd transportation, thnt employers In other Hues of business nro not In n position to grant. It la customary to look for rocks In the way of all such Industrial cxjicrlmeuts. Men do not work for low wages, nor under unfavorable con ditions, voluntarily, but because they aro forced to do so by the conditions of the labor irinrkct The model em ployer, the mnn who voluntarily docs more than ho Is forced to do, because he sees that there Is something wrong and that the men are entitled to more, Is worthy of all honor. One of tho dim cultlca of such n scheme Is that employ ment with him acquires an economic vnluo which tho workmen may be forced to pay to middlemen or Inter mediaries. Hat It Is time enough to look for such trouble when It begins to de velop. A good relationship and a feel ing of mutual Interest hnvo a value that cannot be accurately estimated In dol lars, and these bare been secured al ready by tho Vancouver Street Hall way Company. We may learn some day that an honcst.dcslro to do right can euro most ot the Industrial evils of mod cm society. Toronto Globe. WHERE WHEAT 18 GROWN United Btatco, Kuoolii and France the Orcateat Haloera In toe World. Some of tho great wheat-growing countries are scarcely ever referred to as large raisers of this cereal simply because, needing tho grain at home, they export very little. Italy, Germany and Spain, for example, all grow far larger quantities than Argentina or Australia, but wo hear little about their wheat, because they consume practical ly all ot It at homo. Much Is written about the wheat crops of Argentina and Australia because they are contributors to tho general commerce In wheat, though, as a rule, twelve countries each produce more wheat than Australia and ten countries surpass Argentina in an uual yield. It Truuia take nliuut all tbe wlicat ot Australia to make the macaroni that Itnly manufactures from her home wheat supply, with a great surplus left for bread. Argentina would have to ln crcaso her product about fivefold to raise the amount of wheat grown In France, which ranks third among the world's producers. It Is easy to forget thnt France Is surpassed only by the United States and Itussla In wheat pro duction, for her great crop docs not supply her need, and she Is a wheat buying country. A little over forty years ago rye bread was the staple food of tho French peasantry, but most of them hare since Joined the wheat-caters, with the result that the people can not raise all tho wheat they need. France's average crop Is usually about one-third larger than that of In dia, whoso wheat seems to attract more attention than France's harvest, for no other reason apparently than because In good crop years India Is expected to help supply the deficiency of Europe. Except In famine years Indln has from 12,000,000 to 33,000,000 bushels of export wheat grown In our winter months, when the climate In the best wheat districts Is usually ns cool, at least, as a Minnesota summer. Though India Is the fourth largest grower, the wheat crop la far Inferior In Importance cither to the rice of tho lowlands or the millet of the drier plateau ot the Dec- can, theso two grains being the great stnples of vegetable food. There Is an export tax on rice because the country needs all It grows, but the ability to help supply Europe with wheat bread Is a boon to the farmers of the Punjab, for which they hnvo to thank the Suez canal. They could not send wheat to Europe as long as It was necessary to double tbo Capo of Good Hope passing through the tropics both In the Indian ocean and the Atlantic, but steamship transportation through the canal made n new source ot brendstuffs, tributary to Europe, and Indian export wheat la one ot tho most conspicuous Illustra tions of the Influence a great ship canal may exert upon the economic conditions of a country. Involution. Doing convinced of tlio Impossibility ot supporting his largo family at any ot tho unskilled felonies, tho man hit on tho unusual expedient of seeking honest employment. "But," ho rellcctcd, "If I seek such employment under my right unmo, BUI Jones, nobody will hlro me, whllo If I glvo my name as Hank Smith, say, I shall bo Jailed for getting a Job by false pretenses. Dear met What shall I do? Oh, I know. I'll Just Incorpor ate, and seek employment as the Hank Smith Corporation. Then It's nobody's business what I do." This shows how much better off ne cessity Is by knowing a little law. Life. Oysters of Artltlolal Propagation. Investigation has shown that oysters nro susceptible ot artificial propagation, just ns shad, salmou and otner food fish. Couldn't Corner llliu. Miss Gushing Which do you prefer, Mr. Dashing blondes or bruncttesl Jack Dashlug Oh, It all depends on the girl I am with. As It Really Was. "Lay on, Macduff I" cried Macbeth. Macduff was motionless. "What'll bo tho matter new?" laid Macbeth. "Dlnna yo kon that's tho cue?" "I waa nn uro," raid Macduff, "whollior yo wo'o Just rccht In' yor grarr mer. I thought yo meant 'He on' an' that I wadna stand but It's all rccht noo." And tho conflict began. iiown Tinsr Wo efTar Ono Hundred Dollars neirord forinv cose el t'oiurra that cn not t cared by lull's Cturrb Cur. r. J. CIlKNKYACo., Prop. .Toledo, O. Wo the anaVrslgned. lure known r. J.Choner fortho pitl.lTfri,nl btllrro mm perfect. hoaoroLie In oil tuilnen tromtctlono and On. anelallr oble tocorrr outtnr otll(stlocjmade by thtlrBnn. . WiutA Tex. Wholrule Dnmliti, Toledo, Walwko KixkahA tuavm. ... Wholeiolo DruiKlito, Toledo. O. TTall'cfTAtftrrh l!.p. im ..la. I ..... .il.. ...inM directly on tbe Mou-1 end rnucoui nrfoerfot tbetritem. rrtco7t-per bottle. Bold brail dmrrlati. Ttatlmonlala wiri ramur run are tne belt, Quick Promotion. "I hear your brother la an ntslstant bookkeeper" "Yes, Indeed. And, do you know, he proved himiclf so clever that they've pasted him over the first and second asslstantshlDS and mado him third assistant right off." DO IT NOW. Wise Ilros , the Famous Portland Dent lata, Advise People Not to Neg lect the Teeth. "Do It now," said Dr. W. A. Wise, tho great dentlat of the Falling build ing, Portland, Or., the other day speak ing of getting one'a teeth attended to. The doctor utod the widely famous saying of tho late Bev. Dr. Maltblo V. Ilaboock, who put all fashionable New York in a fovor of Immediate Intention to do right by simply repeating his sound advlco to always "do it now." when anyone thought of performing a good act. "Tbe many obstacles that long pre vented people from taking proper care of their teeth have been almost entire ly removed by modern methods," con tinned Dr. Wise. "The expense Is very moderate. Tbe pain la absolutely nothing. Prosperity reigns every where and them la scarcely anyone too poor to aflord having bad teeth extracted and serviceable new ones put In. Falre teeth, as wo make them, cannot be told from natural ones, and the wearer can eat about as well as ever after a little practice Everybody with good teeth should offer up a prayer of thankful nets and go immediately to a good dentist and bare the teeth examined so ns to be euro there are no beginnings of decay apparent. Take tbe troubles at their incsption and only a little work is necesrary. And at all events, no matter bow far teeth troubles have gone, go immediately and onco have your teeth put in perfect order. After that it Is an easy matter to watch then and keep them permanently In good order. 'The whole rermon Is well summed in Dr. Bibcock's words 'do It now. "We claim that there are no facili ties for dental work in tbe Northwest superior to what we offer at our offices in the Falling builidng, Portland, Or. We have tbensands of patients and are ready to welcome thousands more." A Matter ot Wonder. Mrs. Peck (who has returned from Niagara) I stood speechless Mr. Peck Wonderful, wonderful! (to himself) I wonder how Niagara did it? Detroit Frea Press. Makea Your Liver Lively. A laif, languid liver keeps you in bad health all tho time. Wrke It up to llvelr action wltb Caacarets Candr Cathartic All dnjgtliti, lo:, 26c, toe Always. Pa What did you loarn at school today, Bobble? Bobbie I learned to say "Yes, Sir." Pa Are you always going to say "Yes, sir?" Bobbie Yepl Exchange. The Unlucky Thirteen. Prison Visitor Why aro you here, my misguided friend? Prisoner I'm the victim of tho un lucky number IS. Visitor Indeed! How's that? Prisoner Twelve inrora and one Judge. AegelaUcPrcpatalionlor As similating IlicFoodondRcdula ling Ihc Stomachs tuTdDowls of Promotes Digcstion-Chccrful ness andRcst.Conlalns nelllier OpiumJforpltinc norlliiicraL NOX IfAllC OTIC . IkiirfM Amu Apcrfecl Itcrnedy forConstlpa Hon, Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea nnd Loss OF Slebp. Facsimile Signature of NEW YORK, EXACT COP Of WRAPPER. P For Infants nnd Children. y "About a year sgo my hair was coming out very fast, so 1 bought a bottle of Ayer's Hair Vigor. It stopped the fatllne and made my hair crow very rapidly, until now it Is 45 Inches In length." Mrs. A. Boydston, Atchison, Kant. There's another hunger than that of the stomach. Hair hunger, for instance. Hungry hair needs food, needs hair vigor Ayer's. This is why wc say that Ayer's Hair Vigor always restores color, and makes the hair grow long and heavy, ji.mowu.. ah oonttu. If yoar drug-RUt cannot sapplr yoa, send ns one dollar and we will expreio joa a liottle, Jte oaro end rive the name of roar near-it eiprMsonTre. Artdrt, J. C.AYKKCO., Lowell, Majt. Standing Up for Ills Rights. "Get out of here I" growled tho larvae In tho cheece rind, as the weevil sought to make an entrance. "But why," protested the weevil, "there is plenty of room for na both!" "Whore's your skipper's Ilcenso?" asked the larvae, haughtily. Judge. To Dreak In Xflw Shoos, Always shake In Aliens Foot-Eae, a powder. It cures ehllbtalnf, damp, sweating, acblnir, swollen feet. Cures Corns and llunloni. At alt drurrlats and shoe otoreii, 2fc. Don't accept anrsutxtltute. Ham pie mailed FREE. Addreas Allen ti. Olmitead, Leltojr, ti. Y The Butternut Tree. The butternut is a tree that likes beat a rocky and nneren soil, and in whoso shade neither shrub nor herb will thrive. Tbo bark is used as a dye stuff for woolens. The Truth. If we did not think Monopole Spices to bo purer, stronger and more fragrant than any other kind, we would not say so. It it because we bave examined and compared very closely the Mono pole with every other brand that we are so positive in our statement. All we care to have you do is to give them a fair trial. Tbe quality of the spices will uo tho rest. Your grccer handles Monopole goods or can get them for you Wadbama & Kerr Bros., packers, Port land, Or. One More. The conversation turned upon people notorious for telling falsehoods. "In all my life," says the hostess. "I have never told a fib three times." "Well, that maaes the fourth," said her husband, skeptically. Judge. Plso'a Cure fs a remedy forcooghs, colds and consumption. Try It. Price 25 cents, i arugguu. Wouldn't Lose That Pleasure. "So yon never talk about people bo- hind their backa?" "No." anawered the woman, with grim expression. "If I know anything which would annoy a friend, I always tell It In her presence. I wouldn't miss seeing her embarrassment for anything." Host Coosb Sfrnp. Tacieo Good, uae rEiiifajioiniii'.iaiiirh'imifl KEEP YQUB SADDLE. DRY! ,?S A,; THE ORIGINAL ' aM.ACalCMt1iLI.0W PROTECTS BOTH r DIBFD AMD 3ADDI tMN0 Jataiocuej rRte SHOWING rULL LINE Of GARMENTS AND HATA A.J.TOrVcR co..Poaiun.nJJ. st The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of In Use For Over Thirty Years ASTORIA m Bar Ol KT Liquidity of the Carman Langaagf. Mr. Casey, under the Impression that thn perfuming machlno was a phone graph, dropped n cent in tho slot and placed tho tubo to his car. "Wowl" ho exciaimoit suddenly. flinging the tubo from him. "it's a wonder somo ono wouldn't Invlnt watorproof records for thlm dom der ma n songs!" New York Hun, PITQ rrmanAnr Curwi 5c Qu f nrronni4S llio anrfl.taTWiMr Kllaa'sflrralRant Itaitonr, Bikl fof Kit IC It 8 J. 00 lll.l MUanl Imk tM. ba.U.II.KLia.U.l.wi ArfiMrwi4j-lplila.r The Cause of failure. "What mado Jonklns fall?" "Ills friends sar becauso ho didn't tsko their advlre, nnd Jenkins says becauso no aid." Dotrolt Froo Press. Mothers will nnd Mrs. IVlnilow's Booth, ig Syrup the best remedy to usa for tholr illdrcn during tbe teething period. Lucky to Escape. "Did Biggs havo any luck hunting lions In Africa?" "Yea; great luck." "How?" "Didn't mcot any lions." Wash ington 8 tar. JOHN POOLE, PORTLAND, ORE. Toot of iStorrlaon Street. Can airs you tho best bargains In Hollers and Engines, Windmills. ltitnpaandOene ral llacnlnerr. Wood Sawlnr MaeMnea a speclaltr- 8e us lfors buying. ORKOON. I-OltTLAND. St. Helen's School for Girls. Thirty-third rear. Commodlonsbuilil In?. Modern equipment. Academla and college preparatory rouraea. Spe cial coarse In mmlo and art. Hint, trateil cataloiue. All departments will reopen Feptember It. MI88 ELEANOll TEDBKTTS, rrlnclpai. I WANT TO BUY FOR CASK i? Chicken, Suck and Gecsofcatlt 9 crs. Address Of Urn Urn xilYll ill, nn 10thndDavlMStB.,Portland,Or i?SS 'I4SS 5s Cr8 fnr Ilheumatlam. Xerroua. neftt, etc. Sample poetpatd t. UnBCIBBIJS-iaWnUSS colds. Send size of shoe, ladles or gents Price rer pair, 7Gc, poatpald. I ha Aidant Supply Oo., f, O. liox U I'orlland, luegon Fend 2c for catalague of taanjr uielul household articles. TAPE WORIVIS A tape worm eleliteen feet lone at least came on tha scene alter rnr taking two CASCAKETS. This I am sure hat caused mr bad health for the pail three rears. I am still taking Caicareu. the only cathartic worthy of BOUce by sensible people " FleusBt. P!ubi. i'ount, Tit Good. t0 Good, Nefer Sickan. Weaken, or Grlp. 10c. 36c. &0a ... CURE CONSTIPATION. ... SttrtUt loeswi foaMr ffclflas, (, tJ( r fork, til NOTflRAfi 6014 anrtrnarantfledbr aUdraf w "W w inw hi vv ws luuwtg uiBlt, . f mm m r v r 1 it costs you rNotning To catch cold Toa ret somchtajr for nothing, uro enouxh. You enn keep II If you want It, bot you can get lid of It by uilnf urn Ilea Cough Uro pa. Keep a tox in tb houia. They taste nice, look ni-e, aro nice. Mado (tf boncy and nitnthoL 5 Cent a box. Hold by all drug-gtsta and con fertlonera. Twj boxea nnt by mall postpaid 011 receipt or 10c. In tamps. Pacific Coast Biscuit Co. Portland, Ore. Fattens QUICK! Cattle and Hoes for market. Shortens fattening period one-fourth. Bares Feed. FATTEST CATTLE. I fad Proaalaa Stock Food bul winter and tarn ad err tne lauaai cuna 1 arer pittmrmanrat smarm or time."- 1 consider Prussian Stock Pood well worth tho cost 1 would not be with out It.-O.W. AKNBV. I'&rxcr, a, D. VTiPt? Taketniiad. SiXUU totna dealer BMMBMWhOM nam apiwara Lxtlow and trt a ropy of thaKAKHKK'aA Stockman 'a IIaud Hook I'uKiLA.ui ni,l.l Ull,, l'ortlKMd. Or., DR. G. GEE WO WONDERFUL, HOA1U TRIUTA1ENT This wonderful Chi nese, doctor la called great because be cure people without opera tion thai are glran up to die. He cure with thoae wonderful cut ueae hero, rootsbud. stfx barttt ana vewaoiee ilini tarn anllratJv Un. known 10 medical a nee lu thie country. Through the uoflhoae harm! tic remedial tbla fainoua doctor know the action ot over WO dWVrent remedlee, which heaucceaafuUyuaea lo different dlaaaji. Ue guarauteea to cure 4atrrb. aaibna, Ionic, throat, rbeuiuatiaiu. uervouanraa. atoraach. liver. klduea, etc . hashuodnita of testimon ial a. thargea moderate. taJI and aee him. 1'atlents out of the cty write for bianra and circular. Send cente in atanipa. L'O.NttUl TAHUN rilb& AUUItE THE C. GEE WO CHINESE MEDICINE CD. J32i Third St., Portland, Oregon, ej-Meuti 00 papvr. J V. K. C. No. BI-100?. w HUH writing- to anlvertleert plea Mention tula paper m Jlv cathartic yK. TftADfUAXM IIUflTIRtO tgjf ar planted by farmer Hife IM and fc'aruener who baa JrV aWppedexrcrtnienUiig, i( Um pay to piy aiua mora afi fB lot 1 ax ft and mp artat JHy deal men at tho harTfat All ft mm dealera, 1 VO P4 Ar1 mg poatpaidiatoallappllca&tas MB, D Ms PERRY afc. CO., H fig Detroit, Mloha Bt -HrSail)JS