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About Bohemia nugget. (Cottage Grove, Or.) 1899-1907 | View Entire Issue (July 4, 1902)
s i Scrofula Ytn nro entlrrljr Ire from It. It mr (!olo to slowly na In rniiM lllllo If spy tllsliirtistiro during Uio wliul imrloit ol (Jillcllnmil. It limy thou irtHlttr: Irre itulsrltr of lh (tmnuili nml Imwrli, ilysiiriiittt, rnUrrh, miicI innrktiil tcnttnit-y to roiiiiiiiiiitloii bcfnrt; iiiniiircttlliii Unfit In much cutaneous eriilini or Klniiitiilnr swelling, It In licit lo t.o uro Hint yon am tillt frco from It, nml for It comtilcto eratilcn Hun you run rely on Hood's Sarsaparilla The licit of nil meillchic fur all liuiiiora, A Dltlertnu. Ilnmitn (linnnlitlly)-MIm Joliiifon, AliM Ink n llttln uiulcrMiimllii'. Vn ml yo' wiiiIii'I marry iiiolmaoyo illiln't Ink tin way Alt kiiiiiIiIuiI, mi dun yo' went on nucvitixl ilat criimliix)tln' OlIWIfM, MIm Juljimon Dnt'i Jon ilu lonson. Ah illiln't Ink l(t wiiy yo Kiunliltsl. Yo nlwnyn loo en" (InvtKO ulwiiy win, Ulii(o Nuwi. Had family Cximplt. Drown I ilon't llko til rotiil Inlos which show Unit liunliinm wuro uiicii unruly clilMrmi, Jotma Why? llniwii 'I liny innrcly ttiiroitrnK" ly I'iumiU to liolinvu Unit tlii-lr unruly ohllilrini will nil turn out Ki-nltimt. IMrolt l'ti-y Cross, ADVANCE IN PIIICE8. Blndir Twine Mitktt Kuti Mill Cent and li Sllll on Iht Up Grade. ConflrinliiK ir-Ili'tlo(iM In our former roiiTiiinntD on llliiilluu Twluo, prlci's Iiuvh itilvumt'il oiii'-luilf rent K)r )iinil on nil xrailon. Mil" mlvnuru la mnilo on tli airjiiu (KMitlou of tliu flbur iiiiilkct, nnl Imlli'iitiiiiia nrif that prr. unl prims will Ihi iimiiitnliu-il, bIiIioiikI) liven lilglu-r prlii may pravull in tin wry niMir liitum. Coiiatirnitlofi h l larxt-r than mi tlclKtt(sl ilu, from -fnriu Htpnrs of Ilia MI1miiiI valley, n larjjwr amount of twluo thuu umittl will Ihi rttilrl for tliu out liurwat, nil liirrinno of at lcat '.'5 mr runt liy moat ronrorvntlvn tet. limit). Wlieit straw la luro anil irrslii ltlgrl, t li tin ilmtiniiillnif morn twins, wlmtn ulily nil imirnxo wna IimpIcoI for a ftiw vm-ka c iro. Thin means a rhortiiKi' of tnliui In tlio Knt. A mtflul ixiiivuon of tlm .Vorlliot liullrntia that homo iiiitnutctitrirs nr null iilcpanil to taknrnroof tlm market ol thla cti'tion, ami imtitti .rliln woulil (llctatn Dial, ollwr things Irving iitml, homo pruliirta ahmilil bu given iirefi-r-wirti. llratnln with no aiiirlor In itiallty, ami an cxmllcnru mich an oi-rom-l hy tho C.nvi r Ix'flf llrntiil with lower cot Kr 1,000 (cat, nlm a market near nt lisinl, tlealem thoulil not ln. lata In limiting up their onlern. At prenent, huMiivur, heavy nhlpmcntn aro In'iiiK maile, ntiilorilernalit-ulil ho placed at oiiii) aa hotter attention ran Ihi given to early orders than whuro bunrhud no iiwtr harveiit tlmn. Tha Octopus. "What!" ejartiUtiil thn man. "Four hundred ilnlln'S for that dretnT" "Yen," nnanured the wifo noothlng ly. "It la tho train that makoa It no cxpeiinlvo." "Ahdidil" (tronnrd tho huab.ind, "that ciirtod railroad tnut again." ililtlmoro American. ' She Hid Em. MIm Nonlyrich nan ImIiir taiiRht how to piny heart. A diamond twin led, and iho played a club. "Iliivo you no dliiroondaT" thny aaked )iur. "Oh, chn hna a quautlty up atalra," etchiiuied her mothor, proudly. Now York Kvriiliin Hun. Sht Atknowlidjid It. "Iliuty," wo remarkwl, rarely, "l only nkln de'p." "Ah," murmured tho vain damsel, "I nut no thin aklnned." Jlut wo told her that it wan Juat na nln(ul to rklu a thin akiuuod na n thick ckinned iivrnon, nnd wnlkoil liauishtily awi.y. llaltlmoro American. SUipy Grail. Sleepy grnie la found In New Mexico, Ti'xur and Hlberla. It Ima a most In Jurloun ehVct on lioraen and clicop, Iwi liiK n atront; nnrcotlc r Kilntive, and rnualiiR profound alcop, or ctUor, luit lug 24 to -18 lionm. Tdt It. "How long wan I up In tho air?" naked tliu victim of naulmayexploiion. "Oil, nbout n mlniito. Wiiy?" "What n Iouk time to bo away from New York I" l.ifu. The Vln is tho neat of an almost end. lets variety of dlitaea. Ther are kuowu by varloun iiamea, but aro all due to the Mine caute, acid aud other polsoua in the blood that irritnto and inttrfcre with the proper action of the tkin. To have a ninooth, toft Vin, freo from all truptlona, the blood must bo kept pure aud healthy. Tho many preparations of arienlc ana potuh and the large number of face pondcra and lotions generally nsed in this claaa of dlaeaaes cover up for a abort time, but cannot remove per tnanently the ugly blotches and the red, dltfiguriuf; pimples. Ctornal vlgllanao la Vio prloo at a boautltul oomploxlon when such remedies are relied ou. Mr. It. T. Bhobf. 704 l.urta AMBiit.M. Louis, Mo . aays I " My daug War waa afflictad for ra with a dlanrirlar erupiloii hr 'ae. hlch tiiilcd all trtaimanl. bh wa lalmi to two clabraKd lifallh arilnsm but ttctl'nfl n'twnt. fit. Many medicine; ware pteacrlb e.l, l wl.h; out raaull, until we dacMed lo uy 8, . 8., and by tha tliue the fir.t boltlt waa "nVh'l'J'l'ri'r'i0'1 baran todliacpcar, doiao Uljlea cured hai Smplttily aallalt her akin (JtifecUr sinooih. (She la now aevantaan ycara eld. aud nola i (tail ol the cuibarraialng dlicaee baa ever raturned. 8. 8. S. Is a poaitlve, unfailing euro for Iho worst forms of akin troubles. It U the greateit of nil blood purifiers, and tua only one guaranteed purely vegetable. iiaU UIOOIl IIIUiC U VU-.J'.v -. . n .. il lllvllVO raies u diu . rich blood I that nourishes the ' i .V., I Vrnl the -u rw ..i' uvuj I. .. a t 1.1. ..J In nrAttff aWH CSZ AZ3 IV akin aiciivo ana acauuy , " V""V,t condition to perform il Pri,to?", carrying off the Impurities from the body, If you have Kctema, Tetter. Acne, Salt Rheum, rsorlasla, or youi ; skin U rough and pimply, send for our book, on Wood and Wn 15l.ea.es and rll.pM clans about your case. No charge what. VwSi tnmotlm, muwta, . JUHH FOR THE DLUES. MOW TO QET HID OF BPEULB OF MOIlUIDNEOa. An Alianrliliiir Intareat nr Occmiatlnii In Hot Kiiielr-Vlctlina or "llluo llevlU" Aro Ton Alticla Taken Up with Tliclr Own Herniations. Is thuro anyone of tho hutunu family wliu diien nut stirrer occusluuully from that "loathed melancholy" called "the blucNT" If ntli'h it porsun cilats ho la na lure na the (,-icut auk. l''i'oiii whatever causa tho blue iluvlls liiko iionnt'snlou of us, ivhelher from ilcriiiiKvuiuiits of tho liver or uervoun nyntvui, or from simple ciiuul, the cure for thviu Is tliu nnini', unlenn, Indeed, thuy are hied by organic tllscanu wlikU lias lakcti vital hold of the aystrm. And thla euro -an nbaurhlnie lulurcst or oi'ctipittloii. People who ride their holihle In nrnnon and out of sciisqu very rnrcly Imvo tliu blues. Culhunlaa He I'ollecloia nro also apt to bu ok Krennlvely rlircrfiil. If you nulTcr frpm di'prt'Hslou of spirits, then lako the mlvk'o of authorities on the nubjuct nnd look about fur mi Interest In life. IJrnuIn (lantvrfcld, In one of hsr books handles Hie liluu devils without lilovrs. Him rruukly Inforins tho vic tims that what Is tliu matter with tlicui Is not that they are "loo flue for in rtli's coarser uses," aud that their delicate uatures suffer from contact with the rude, boisterous world, but that they are ahuormnlly selllah, too nbnorbud lit tliclr own sensations to heed the fact that they aro euveloplng Ihi'insvlvi's In an atmosphere of gloom which must necessarily depress all nlwtit them. Her prescription Is to smile, smile; smile In season and out of season; smite whether you feel like It or not, aud gradually the tneutal stato will ndnpt Itself to the bodily expression. A chariulnir young women wan heard to say the other day: "I ntu too much In lovo ever to have tho bluea." 'Too much In love?" echoed tier astonished auditors, surprised nt this frank reve lation. "Yes," she replied, provoking ly, "loo much In love wltb myself. I regard myself as n mirror, don't you nee, put on earth to reflect nil tha Joy and gladness of the universe, and so 1 cannot think of letting myself becomo obneured aud dimmed by such ugly clouds aa the bluea. Ah, ueverl I am too vnln." Charles Nowcomb, that coiner of epi grams, naya: "There la no stimulant that Is' mora speedy aud thorough In Its action ihnn the thrill of Joy aud Kindness. It Is a natural tonic, aud tho entire system rvaponds to Its exhilarat ing vibrations. Anything that orouaca confidence In life, with a larger seuau of Its line and beauty, lucreuaea human energy and prepares the best conditions of success In ull undertakings. Wo aro never left lu life with nu entirely empty cup liourd. 'J hero Is always some llttlo portion of fat to vat aud sweet to drluk If wo will only go our way nnd look about us. aud not nllow tha lennuesa of our grief to absorb our thoughts or tears to bllud our eyes ninl till every 'cup with bittern ess." There Is n very old story nbout tho fatuous clown, Urlmahll, who once railed In a physician to seo If he could ofTcr any allevlatlou for the dvpreanion from which he suffered. "(,'o aud see tlrlmaldl," ndvlsed the physlclau. "I am (Irlmnldl," replied tha "mclaucboty Jnciuen" In the Jester's garb. Poor clown! lie was suffering from the riactlou occasioned by tbo con stant effort to be funny. Ho needed change of thought, luterest nnd occupa tion. "It Isn't tho 'uutlug as 'urls the 'orsen. It's tho 'nmmer, 'utuiucr, 'u tu mor on the 'ard 'Igh road." Thero In an exceedingly bitter tonic Hint all of us must gulp down sooner or later, and that Is that no olio cares a straw nbout our woes. The mnn who laughs' Is the mnn who has friends by tho score, whuso society Is eagerly sought nnd who Is nlwnys welcohie. but Iho woman who weeps very soon learns that she must weep alone. "This nnd old earth hns need of our mirth," Chicago Hecord-IIerald. CHINESE EQGED AN ACTOR. Celcstlul Hdwln llonth Meets with a Kutlior f orcioio iriucism. Tin, nrilitlc tpiniicranient Is. nerhnnn. more highly developed In the Chinese theatergoer tlmn lu his American counterpart. It certainly wan manifest ed strongly enough the other night lu jinn Francisco, for Chew l-'oo, tho great Chinese star who recently went to that city niter winning ine uiguc.n praise from the critics of the Chlneso press In :ev York, was pelted with decayed eggs and tuen maus me inrgei oi in numerable light nrecracners, an he cause be fulled to dress the part ha was acting In a proper manner. Chew Foo stands In practically the ma light to the Chinese play goer that I-M win Ilooth stood to the Uugllsh- inenklng public. Yet thcro were occa sions In tho career of tlint great nctor, when ho played "Hamlet" arrayed lu a long irocic coar, ins nrnii covereu with n silk lint In place of tho rnven hair of the mad Danish prince. There Is, however, no record thnt tho Audi ences did not mnKO nu aiiownnco ror delayed trains uml washed nway bridges, which were m causes or me lack of costumes. Hundreds of Instances might uo cited of Indulgences shown by American nu- ill ences to actors who failed to dress the part they were playing ns they : . . . , n. 1. I. .......... (IlOUlfl he arcsseu. x ocse are uiiiniu.'1-s right In this city, says the San Fran cisco Call, where-but never mind. these cases have natblng to do with the riot which took place In tho wash- Ington stret theater because uncw I'oo ire the drees or a young man wueu ho should have worn that or nn old man. . Sergeant Conboy was there, no is Iwnya thero when any troublo arises i Chinatown, but be cannot tell the man of the row. He saw Chew Foo n the atngo. For n moment no one i the audience moved, and then pan demonium broke forth. There were Us and catcalls in uuineso nun men fusillade of Chinatown eggs began. .. .. n,nt n nhlnnmnn will throw away are beyond dcscrlptnn. Just plnln, ordinary stnlo eggs they eat and profi'NN to llko. Theno bud got beyond Unit dingo ninl were only fit to bo thrown nwny, Chew Foo got about n btinhel hnnkct of them, After thnt the mon Ih (ho ntldleueo hegnn fo throw I IkIi tod flrrcmckcrir on tho stage; To tlioio oulnldu the theater It noiindrd llko half a hundred men engaged lu pistol prn ct loo mid word was sent to pollco hend'ilinrters Hint half of China town was engaged In hntile, murder mid sudden death, and that tho war of tliu Tongs had llnnlly broken out In real enruest. Half a dozen policemen were rfished to the theater, only to And the place renting In perfect peace. Thcro was no noise, no disturbance, nnd the play was going smoothly along. SAVED DY AN INDIAN. . How a Illooily Kerolt of Nstfro fllaraa In New Jeraer Was AvrrUd. A bloody and desperate revolt wan once threatened by the negro slaves of Iho Acijunckauonck district of New Jersey, nnd were It not for a drunken Indian (hero would hnve been nu awful slaughter of tho whiles. Hhortly after the Involution tha slaves demanded their emancipation. Homo of Iho Now York farmers had freed their slaves, most of whom went lo tho Itnmnpo inounlnlns, where they found unoccupied land. Htraggters ap peared nmong the New Jersey singes and hnd llltlo trouble spreading dlsscn alon. Th Dutch fnriners were not yet ready to abolish slavery and refused tliu demands made upon them. The slaves became Insolent and hard to manage. They even went no fnr ns ta threaten dire vengeance, but llttlo at tention was paid to their muttering. The negroes formed a secret society, and held meetings In the woods and In deserted houses. At last their plnus were about complete for a general re volt. A meeting wns ended In nn old distillery which used to stand near Fan sale. Negroes came from every direc tion, and hy midnight nearly a hundred wire gathered there. The leaders mml excited speeches advocating the slaiigh ter of nil the men In the community. They were eager for a revolt and were to be Informed Just when to strike The slaves of each family were lo lake care of l heir own masters. What wns to become of them afterward wns not considered, nor were there any plans of escaping the punishment which would surely be Inflicted on them. They wero for blood, regardless of consequences. An old Indian had spent the day at tho distillery, and the man In charge of tho vats had amused himself by getting the redskin drunk. He fell Just outslds the door, nnd lay thcro lu a drunken stupor. He wns awakened nbout mid night by the loud voices of tha excited slaves, and after a time realized tlm purpose of the meeting. He knew that Iho farmers would reward him with whisky and tobacco If he carried them the news, nnd lost no time lu doing so. He went to several farm houses before he could Hnd any one who would be Hove the story, for no one thought that the slaves really Intended to make trou ble. Investigation showed that be was telling the truth, and the farmers sur rounded the distillery. Tho leaders wera arrcatcd nnd carried to Newark In chains. Many of the nlnvca wero lnsh rd by their owners until all thought of rivolt was beaten out of them. BLOWING: UP OF THE MAINE. Oen. Pltzliuuli I.ee'n Tlieorr of the lletitrtictloii of the eel. In Ida Interesting address In thin city Monday evening (Jeneral Fltzhugh I.eo gave bis theory regarding the destruc tion of the battleship Maine, sayn the Indianapolis Journnl. After relating the circumstances of tbo explosion aud describing the scene of lire and car nnge he witnessed on visiting the local ity n few minutes after tbo event, be wild: "My theory Is that It was done by young olllecrs who had been attnehed to W'eylcr. After the catastrophe they disappeared. Young olllecrs of the Spanish army did nut take tho trouble to hldo their pleasure over the horrible affair. Many of them dropped their us ual potations of red wine and opened bottles of champagne In the cafes. The government of Cuba Immediately tried to forestall European opinion by acudlng n dispatch which stated thnt the explonlon had been caused by the carelessness of (he Americans 'them selves. As to thnt 1 want to say that the keys to the magazine of every American man-of-war are brought to tho captain and uro hung ou books at the head of his bed so that be can know where they are all the time. When the divers went to work on tho Maine Captain Slgsbce said to them: "Uo Into my cnlilu and see If the keys to the magazine are hanging where they ought to be.' The divers came up with the keys. They had found them hanging by the side fjt the captain's bed. Furthermore, the luvstlgatlou brought out that the plates of the fore part of tbe ship were bent upward, t. ...... ,.lAn,- ,1m 1, tnf nt li - explosion hnd been directed from the bottom. The court of Inquiry beard , plenty of testimony which showed that thero had been two explosions; one , when tbe torpedo went oil and toro Its way to tho ship's magazine, nnd tbe other when the magazine Itscir ex ploded with a roar." w The real cause of the destruction of tbo Mnlno Is still a mystery, though there la strong reason for .accepting General I.ee'a view. Tbe report of the United States court of Inquiry bus tallied tho theory of nn ouUlda ox plosion, but said "the court has been unnblo to obtain nny evidence Uxlng tho responsibility for the destruction of tho Maine upon nny person, or per sons." The solution of such mysteries come In time, when those who are in possession of tbe secret tbtnk the right time has-come. Used It In llli Uuilness. "I tell you," exclaimed tho slim Indi vidual, "that water Is the greatest gift to ninu." "Are you n rroltlbltlonlst?" naked bystnnder, taking him cordially by tho hand. "No, sir," was the contemptuous ro ply, "1 aell milk." Whenever wo seo 'tho word "felic itous," we hnve. a better understand, lng of tho feelings of a bull when be sees a red flag, PORTLAND'S FOURTH OF JULY, Everybody Invlltd la Sec and Enoy the Celebration. Tho celebration to ho given by tho I'ortland Fourth of July committed thin jenr will aclipro in extent and ronipluloncM that of nny formor year in tho hleotry of tho city. Tho role hratlon will extend over two days, both of which will bo crowded full of Interesting and patriotic events. Arrangements liavo been made nitli a Los Angeles firm for a display of fire works, including many ai-t pieces and thousands' of Mands of rockets. Hio pnradu will In) participated in by the Third regiment of tho Oregon National Guard, by flvn hands from suirounding tonnsosncll ns from I'oit land and by numerous civic organiza tion. 0. K. H. Worid.'who is without doubt tho moat tnlentid speaker in I'ortlnnd, will deliver tho oration and Iho literary oxisrclw-s will Ira of utiustinl excellence. Tim hotels of tbo city hno recently handled largo crowds of coplo and nro now In better condition than ever to entertain vlnltorn who will Ira present from outsldu towns. Kvery one in Oregon In invited to como to I'ortlnnd and assist In this celebration. Arrangements have been mado with tho railroad companies by wlilch great ly roduced fares Will bo offered on rail road and steamer lines from all oInts In tho stato and tho reception commit- too will mako every effort to make tho stay of thoHO who como to I ortlanu a pleannnt one. Among those who have tbo celebra tion In chargo aro ficii. Hummers, Capt. J. I'. Hhnw, Julius L. Meier, l,otis IConcnlilatt, u. n- Aicianac and Dan McAllen. All are well known business men and tho fact that they have ken energetic In arranging for celebrations lu tho paet, la a (iifMcicnt guarantee that tbo coming festivities will bo a success In every particular. RECENT JUDICIAL DECISIONS. Street-railway employes riding gra tuitously when off duty, under a rule permitting them to ride free, are held. In Dickinson vn. West Knd HI IL Co. (Mass.), 12 L. It. A. VM, to be passen gers and not servants. An Incorporated college which sells diplomas Is held In State ex rel. Sheets vn. Mount Hope College Company (Ohio), VI L. 1L A. SCO, to be guilty of such u misuse of Its powers as to re quire dissolution and a Judgment oust ing It of tho right to be a corporation. A promissory note given to stop a criminal prosecution Is held In Jones vs. Danueubcrg Co. (f!a.), b'l L. IL A. 271," to be Invalid, even lu tbe hands of a bona tide bolder, under a statute pro tecting such holders except against cer tain defenses, Including "Immoral and Illegal consideration." , A note wltb the word "president" fol lowing the name of the person who signs it aud with tbe name of the cor poration above the line stating place and date Is held. In Second National Hank vs. Midland Steel Company (Ind.), 62 L. IL A. 307, to be enforceable against tbe corporation ou proof that It was Intended to be a corporation note, Damaged condition of dressed poul try put In cold storage, resulting from tbe wnrtutb ef tho temperature. Is held. In Allen vs. Somen (Conn.), S2 L. It. A. 100, not to render the bailees liable, where the temperature Is that ordinar ily kept In cold-storage rooms, but high er than that at which freezers are kept, and both partlee believed It would be Bulllclently low for tbe poultry. Maliciously procuring tho discharge of a servant, whether accomplished by Intimidation, slander or merely by malevolent advice. Is held, lu Moran vs. Dunpby (Mass.), 52 U It. A. 115, to constitute on actionable wrong, even if the employment Is only nt will bo that tho master does not break any con tract. Thin seems to extend tbe doc trine of most of tbe cases on the sub ject of Inducing a third party to bfbqk his. contract, but Is tbe converse of tbe doctrine shown In 21 L. IL A. 233. which holds flint a master bos a right of action ngalnst those who entice away a seryanL Japancso Porcelain Repairs. In the manner of repairs those won derful followers of principle and truth In art, tho Japanese, have a lesson to teach us, says the Connoisseur. When a Japanese connoisseur breaks some precious piece of iwttery or porcelain, be does not throw It away with dis dain, neither does bo try to deceive the casual observed Into the belief that It Is unbroken. Instead, he has It Joined together, generally wltb gold lacquer, In such a fashion that the fracture Is boldly shown and commented on, as It were, by the frank exposition of tbe method by which It Is made good. Curiously enough, a distinctly new and charmingly decorative effect Is In most cases added by these Irregular gold lines, while tbo sense of crafts maushtn Is tlcEled by tho marvelous skill exhibited by tbe repairer In thus welding together the two dissimilar materials. Truth Is preserved at no loss of artistic beauty; Indeed once more It Is made clear that tho two may always walk band In hand. l'lonty of Hot AVutcr In Now Zealand In Now Zealand geysers and thermal springs are plentiful nnd portions of tbe country are constantly disturbed. In 18SU Tnrawera was In violent erup tion, covering villages with stones nnd ashes for many tulles. Tho beautiful terraces near Mount Itotouinhatia, the admiration of many tourists, wero de stroyed. One township wns covered 'with mud', sixty squnro miles suffered from this eruption, nnd 100 people wero killed. A Itoynl I'alntor. Tbo Kniprcsa Frederick has always been nu admirable artist. At Windsor one room Is entirely hung with ex. qulsltu water colors done by her, nnd at o Brcll charily bazaar two paint Ing4 done by her Bold for 1,000 apiece. How many really know what nil tbe articles In a tmuileure box ire fori Stand up nnd be counted. You really hnve grouuds to organize an exslustve society. What has become of the old-fasblon ed ones who went to bed In tha dark GAVE WAY- PE-III-I Mrs. X. fichneldor, 2409 Thlrty soventh I'laco, Chicago, III., writes: "After taking several remedies without result, I began In January, IPoj, to take your valuable remedy, I'eruna. I was a complete wreck. Had palpitation of the heart, cold hands and feet, female weakness, no appetite, trembling, sinking feeling nearly all the time. You said I was suffering with systemic catarrh, and I believe that I received your help In the nick of time. I followed your directions carefully and can say to-day that I am well again. I cannot thank you enough for my cure. I will always bo yourdebtor. I havealready recom mdeded I'eruna to my friends and neighbors and they all praise It. I wish that all suffering women would try It. I testify this according to the truth." Airs. X. Schneider. Mrs. Fanny KlavadaWcher, of Sum mitsvllle, N. Y-, writes as follows: "For three months I suffered with pain in tho back and in the region of tbe kidneys, nnd a dull, pressing sen sation in the abdomen, and other symptoms of pelvic catarrh. "l!at nfter taking two bottles of Pe runa I am entirely well, better than I ever was." Mrs. Fanny Klavndtatcl.er. Send for "Health and Beauty," written especially for women by Dr. 8. B. Hartmnn, president Hartman Sani tarium, Columbus, Ohio. Not Exactly Comfortlnj. Admiral Schley was strolling around tbe picturesque naval cemetery at An napolis, the other day, when, happen ing to meet an old sailor, he raid, in a kindly way: "Jack, this is a beautiful spot." Saluting, t ho weather beaten fait, replied: "Ave. ave. sir. And it'll be-still finer, yonr honor, when some ofourgood ' admirals get planted here." New York Times. BANKING BY MAIL. A Convtnltnt and Helpful System for Rural Residents. Epecial attention is called to tbe an nouncement of tbe Portland Trust Com pany of Oregon, which appears in another column. This Is a very old and well enLibllshcd trust company, and Its certificates of deposit nre in uro throughout Oregon, as well as in Cali fornia. Maryland, Wisconsin and other points. Farmers and stockmen, who have money lying Idlo, can by tbe nso ot these certificates get Interest up to tho very date on which they withdraw the money. If, for example, a farmer bad to make a payment on tbe 15th ot December, and he held one of the Port land Trust Company of Oregon's 90 day certificates, he could give notice on tho 15th of September, and would re ceive his money on the 16th of Decem ber, with interest up to that very date. Tho trust company will bo glad to furn ish additional information upon request. Spring School Days. Teacher Didn't you wrlto this ox cuso for being Inte youreelf, Henry? Henry Yes; but father told me to writo it for him. Teacher And he eigned it? ' Henry Ycs'm. Teacher But I didn't know your father's namo was Henry. Henry Guess ho must havo forgot. Teacher I think it was you who for got Henry. Boston Transcript. AcgelaUePreparationtor As similating fhcroodfindRetf ula ling ihc Stomachs nnd Bowels of i iTrawiCtaTnflTiwiin t Promotes DigcslionChccriiir ness flndRest.Contalns nellher Onlumrorpliine nor Yflncral. ISOX'NAttC OTIC . fimttafounrSiNvnmaaa AnmSd Apcrfecl Remedy forConslipa Tion , Sour Stotnach.Diarrtioca Worms .Convulsions .Feverish' ness ruulLossor Suiep. FuSirrale St'nlur ef NEW YORK. EXACT COPV Of WRAPPER. lA CURED II jjffP... I For Infants and Children. HI i Th. Skylark. Tho skylark romctlinoi tings during winter, and thcro Is a Fcotch proverb which runs to tho effect Hint if it tm heard bofore Candlemas thcro will bo had weather nfler that period. A Studint of Human Nalurt. Mnggsy Youso glvo f 2 lor depnlr of trouncM nt do rummago s.i!o? Why, doy'ra too tight and too long for youso to wear. Swipes (elatedly) Huroi But, say! I knew that it I could find do gent whoso wife sent 'em to do tale ho'd gimme $5 for 'em to get 'em back I Fuck. FIT8 PnftntfiC!r Curv4. ffo nij or ntrfontiMM tftir nnt.fffi,nf lr. Kllfet'iOmt Nam aitenr. sit let Fit It IS S'J.OO It Ul Inula and lrU- !M. Ul.ll.ll.KLlaa.Mi.KII Arcnsurmuuaiaiua.i-a, Dlimondi tt Capt Nome, Gcnnino diamonds, varying In weight from one-half carat to a carat, have been found In placer deposits on Oolo vln bay, 40 miles east of Capo Nome. Miners found the diamonds wlillo washing out gold. Mothers will find Mrs. Wlnslow's Booth ln: Byrup the bat remedy to use lor their chlldrsn during the teething period. Max O'Rcira Phlloiophy. Life Is not worth living unless you can, whon tho winterof life approaches, etlll thoroughly onjoy a gama of mar bles with little boys and tolling long fairy stories to little girls. Max O'ltell. Prize Coupons. With every can of Monopole Coffee, Spice and Baking Powder we pack a numbered coupon which entitles you to certain valuable prizes, depending .on the number of coupons yon havo. If you want a cample coupon and a sample tin of the finest spico you ever used, send us two 2-cent stamps and give ns the namo and address of your grocer. Send to Wadhams & Kerr Bros., Port land, Oregon. Sarcastic. Wife (reading) Another mysterious suicide man throws himself from a cliff. Husband (thoughtlessly) Bet bis wife was at the bottom ot It. Wife Charles! Husband (hurriedly) Of tbe cliff, my love; not the suicide. Collier's Weekly. HOW ABOUT IT? When roa ttrika n etmnp with th ordinary paah cot mower, aomcthlor happens aboul as shown la the Above Illustration, and th?r r all posb cots, and alt win do Uila except lb Champion II raw Cut Slower. Tbls serves to show that pressor, against tbe bar wiu raise tb wheels from ground, decrees traction and cutting power. With tbe Cham pion Draw Cut tb contrary Is tb result pres sor against the bar In heavy cutUng gtres downward pull, holding the wheels Ugnter to the ground. Increased traction, more power, making the roost powerful cutter on the mar ket. Tbls rsct stands undisputed, andtryoa want the best mower made, buy tb Chainpion Draw Cut. Send ror book or testimonial letters from hun dreds or delighted customers all OTer Oregon. Washington and Idaho. MlTCHKr.U LEWIS A BTA Villi CU Ueneral Agents, I'ortland, Or "THE OLDEST TRUST COMPANY IN OP.ECION." PORTLAND TRUST COMPANY of OREGON INCORPORATED APRIL 22, 1S87. BEX J. I. COHEN, rrealdent. B. LEE PAGET, Secretary, The Portland Truat Company of Oregon Iseaee Interest Bearing; Certificates of Depoalt on the following; Terms: On Sreclal Certificates of Deposit, not leas than 1300 each, parable upon ten dors' call by the holder or ten daya' notice by the Trust Company. 3f per cent per annum. I'ayable on thirty daya call or thirty days' notice, per cent per annum. Parable on nlnetv dars' call or ninety days' notlea. nor rent nee annum. On certificates ol 15,(00 or over Interest dealred. I CORN! CORN! CORN! ) SWEET CORN, IS Varieties. FIFtn FODDER CORN. S Varieties. FOP CORN-Don't Forget That The Kind You Have Always Bought In Use Over Thirty Years Bears the . t CASTORIA THC OINTAUNOMPANV, MW V OUT. Dark Hair "I have used Aytt'n Hair Vigor for a great many years, and al though 1 am past eighty years of age, yet I have not a gray hair In my head." Geo. Yellott, Towion, Md. Vn m nmn nil tlint rts.li WW JllVUIt Mil Hill llVllft dark color vour hair uscu to have. If It's gray now, I no matter; for Avers Hair Vigor always re stores color to gray hair. Sometimes it makes tho hair grow very heavy and I long; anu it stops tailing of the hair, too. II.M a Mlt. All irsnltta. If jour drngglet cannot ("rv'7 yon, etml na on dollar and.wa will aiprtaa jtm a bottla. IK enra and git Ilia nam ot your unreal tipraaa onire, .Adilraee, 1 - IVVIIfll f Avail The Bitter Choice. "Ze Miss Milyonn, it la said, span's thousan's of dollars on ze bonnets alone, my dear count," observed tho baron. "She Is one for oyii," "No, my dear baron," was tho re ply, "I vilt mako ze proposal to her milliner!" Nothing quite so good to allay pain from many causes as Is Hamlin's Wizard Oil. 60c and 1.00 per bottle. Bolivia's Tin Mines. Tbo Bolivian tin mines are situs ted at an altitude of 14,000 feet above sea level in tho departments of Oruro, Potosi, i-a Paz and Cochabamaba. Lnriliis Cam Tvar Shoos On llio amallar alter ualnf Allrn's root-Eats, Cures awollen feel, bltatera and calloua ipola and la a eertaln curs tor Intrnwln natla, iweatlnir. hot, achlnir feet. At all Drnrzlete. Ko. Trial package FhEK br malL Addreaa Allen 8. Olm ated, Lo Coy, N. V. Fine Bust of McKlnley. Mrs. Emma Cadwalndcr Guild- has Just completed a fine bust of tho late President McKlnley. It is pronounced one of tbo most life-like productions yet seen. BUY THE 0 X MOWERS Tb best bon of competition Is to mek machine -J nit as good a VcCcrmlcaV fifty ot of every hnodred mowers sold around tbe world bear the nam McCormkk Call on the McCormlek agent, or CATA LOGUE MAILED 1-1IEE, by A. H. BOY LAN, Gen. AgL IlcCormtck Harvesting Machine Co. PORTLAND. ORCQON. w. p. if, v. WI1EK writing; to advertiser moatten this paper. plJ will be paid quarterly or semi-annually tf PORTLAND TRUST COMPANY OP ORECJON, 109 Third Street, Portland, Oregon. Farmers In the corn states are more prosperous ttim anTMh,., In lh. wraU IVn.h ..M 11 la well to plans corn and writ ua for prices. LAMbtHMfl, fOlllanil, Im g BISHOP SCOTT ACADEMY foitland, Oreion. founded U7 & Hons School for Bop. Military and Manual Training. Write for Illustrated Catalogue. ARTHUR C. NEWIIX, Principal HOITT'S SCHOOL Parents desiring- home Influences, beautiful aurroandlnrs, perfect climate, careful auper Tlalon, and thorouf h mental, moral and pnye leal traluinr for their bora, will find all these) requlremema fully met at Uottt'a School, Menlo rark, San Mateo County, Cel. Fend for Catalogue. Twelth year begins A u suit 12th. 1KA U. 110IT1', I'tu V., rrinclpsl. DR. C. GEE WO WONDERFUlS HOMB . TRGATAtnNTj, ThU wond.rful rCtl nna doctor li called (refttbecau.6 ht purra neopla wltUout opera tion ibat ara given hp to die. lie cure wlih those wonderful Chi new herb, root, buda. barks and vegetables thai uo entirely un known to medical cl ence In this country. Turoujti tbe ue of thoia barmleu remedies tbU famou doctor knows the action or over WO different remedies, wbtch btsuooessfullr uses In different diseases. He guarantees to curt raiarrb, asthma, lung, throat, rheumatism nervousness, stomach, lives', kidneys, etc. t has hundreds of testimon ials. Charges moderate. Call and see him. 1 'at tents out ef tbe city writs for blanks and circulars, fiend 4 cents In stamps. COiNt4UJ T ATI UN HHUVU ADMlKbts THE 0. GEE WO CHINESE UEDICINE CO. U2)i Third St., Portland, Oregon Summer Resolutions fteeiey Guro Bur relief from ltnnor, opium 1fd'(Sbaoci hablta. Betid tor f articular. ti , ; Keeley Institute