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About Bohemia nugget. (Cottage Grove, Or.) 1899-1907 | View Entire Issue (May 9, 1902)
-5H I llwti tmli Hiruii. Itl tlton. HoM Ut (Initfiflnt. Did Conn. "What Mrnti'luxt hint f,,rm Hint iimw roriinr l lHi)ityM, inrlalimil U, stylish lllllllllr. "What's Hid iniitlnr with I, In styln?" ilulllilliilisl III" iiIIkt In iuii t'M. "Why, ilon'l you ecu, Iiii'h i.iuln ii !'. '!Ml trlKtit Jnrkut."-. riiiiiiiidipiiiu i'u,,m. FIT8 '':!i'i?,:L'."r .? fli i"i..n. f. . "t Hi.l'll'. Uitnf hi !()l(i'cllri-kl N.ivt J... Ila.ll II Klim.l.H .vili.l,,.'1lUI.Il'l,l'i ..,'''" '" !'"" f""'"iiniiiriiin la nn into! Iltila innliriiir f.ir riniKia mid ml, I. - S llVo i'iiii tiriivp, ft. j, 17, All In llic Num. "Tim lilrii of von IryliiK to j-nl Into swim v. Why, voiir fiithtir inn a ki'IiIh' IiiiiUIiIiiK Mum," "Will, nml ,rny wlmt illil jour IiilliiT in d.r n IIUiiK?" "He minliiiliil ii linUnlimlifry." Mothers will riml Mn. Wlualow'a 8001I1. 1 fiS""!'. "IB '"n "'fly to linn lur their children diifliiii ilm itcihluit pcilol. lor Day and lortvtr, "If you wi-ri- a kin for tiny whnt YiOillil you 1I0V" "Ilurrnw oihmikIi ittnnny to llvo nn for lliu rv-st of my llfu." Kvcry on.. lm him Hamlin' Wlrnr-I Oil to euro 1'itin in imvnr umIii ulthnut a huttto of It. II M Wlni, "That KAnlurn rnnhlfr sjctllatrl." "Ami, of cnurm, un unnimWiil." "Why ihi ynti Jump nt that eoiiflu Sinn?" "ItwitiHi tlmy tl.in't call It ijmciiln. llui Mlttm tin atflilur wlua." Ghv lunil I'laln Driller. Aftlmt the Liw. "ilrMiti't, why tlfil yoit let that h. Ilromnn kiss you7" "Ifii ngln Hi' Inw to rinlnt an olllrrr, liin'ani." A Cripple. Trump IM liko lur ilononiothliiK to jwy fur nil thin, hut I'm a crlpplo, muni. llouM'kii'Mr V011 tlon'l ltit it. W'lml'it thn inntliT? Tramp Wrllom' rrauip. tnuiii. I'vo Ihhii kn pin' 11 Hut uf all th' ixupUt wot nfliTtil nut work , mil tn . Nuw York WVi.Uv. There ia no polaon to lilelilr contat-loua, to tlei-rpttve mid aodeaUucttve. Don't he too aurr voti ate curnl Ixcauae all external l,;na of the diaeaae have tlluppcaml, and the doctor ayi you are well. Many tier aona have len tloacd with Metcuryand l'otaali for inontha or yeara, and pro nouiiceil nurd - to rcallre when too late that the iliacaie waa only covered lip m it, rt a ir,.. driven from the out again, nntl to their forrow and mortifi cation find thtwe neareit and tlcamt to thrm have hern Infected by thla loath aotne diaraae, for no other poiaon it no aurriv irauitniiirii irom pareni 10 cntlil aa tills. Often a bad caaeof KheumatUm, Catarrh, Scrofula or aevcre akin dtiraw, an old tore or ulcer developing in middle life, can be traced to blood poiaon con- InarVy ' s,n ot tho Parent. life, for It remaina atnolderinf; in the ays tern fotcver, utilrsa properly- treated and driven out in the beginning;. S. S. S. it the only antidote for thla peculiar virui, the only remedy known tnat can over come it and drive It out of the blood, and It tlort this to thoroughly and effectually that tliete it never a return of the disease to embarrass or humiliate you afterwards. cures V-outagloua wood Poison In any and all ata;ca; contains no i mineral to break down vourconstitution : it is , veKetable anil the only blood tinri- her known that cleansea the blood and at the same time builda up the general health. Our little book on contagious blood irolsou Is the most complete and Instruc tive ever Issued; it not only tells all about this disease, but also bow to cure yourself at home. It Is fiee and should be in the hands of everyone seeking a cure. Sentl for it THE SWIff IfECIFIC CO, ATLANTA OL. A'ctfclablc PicpnMtionrorAs-3lmilalliiiiicFoodnniUJcdula-ting Hie StoinadB nntl Bowels of Promotes DigC3llon.Chccritii ncss nnilllcsl.Conlnlna nclllicr Opium,MoTlltinB nor Iiiicral. Nor'NAiicoTic. lMtL.SJm h&aryr nrm Apctfccl Remedy forConsUrw non.SourStonwchiUlnrrliocn W'ortna ,Coivulsioi3 .revcrish ncss nmlLOBSOrStEEi'. FacSunito Signnlure of NEW Yomc. exact copy or wrapper. ui 3 imreli l Catarrh Inultas Consumption It WfiikfiiH tlio ilcllnilii lung Ukiuipk, IrrtmufH tint illKfHtlvti oruiinn nuil 1......1... .1 ii 1 ... """"""'"in mn Ki'iinrin nrniin. - ....... ..iiupt-rr iii.-iiiiiuni iiiiu IIIK7B ih'hb, 1 1 1 1 1 1 . 1 i 1 n tho tiiHlo, smt'll and I...., I ..ir. ... . . 1 1 mil... ...u 1... .11 I ...'..I iiik, iiiiu iinn-in llltl Vflll'l!, Hi'liiK 11 roiiHlitiitliiniil ilimmmi It rt- lllllfllX 11 i a u I I I 1 I 1 I - I.. 'i,M,,B' 'Miniiiuijuiini milieu. Hood's Sarsaparilla Itmllciilly mill ncriiittiieiillv currs en. Inrrli of tho now, throat, stomach, Iifln, unit iiitirt) tlt'llcnto orpins. Hcml tho tPHllinonlalH. No stilistltuto for llwil'it nets like, llnod'a. Ilti Hiiro Iti get Ilood'H. "1 HHI trillltitpif Willi catarrh 90 rn.i H.. Ill atd tl Irion t 11I clltaa bjr llwd'a Hallarllt ti roln .l in try It. Kcur Imtllra nnllrnlr rurcil IIIO." IV 1 1 LI AM NlltllMaM. 1UVI ft III hi.. ItllMai. rr. Wa. Ilootl'm Bmrmmnmrlllm promlmam la aura anil haana I ha promlaa. Tint). Chnllj .Tovot What ilrcnmy oyon llial .11IKH llh'lipop linn! I liavo liciui hiiviiiK 11 tuto-ii-liitn with hurt VmiriciMilt'r 1'i'rhapN that actuitintn lor It. llriKiklyn l.nKlo. St. Jacobs Oil For Stiff nnd Swollen Noclta Mn. Ilniirf.it, r,7 OtlMVenor Slrrft. Iltl ut, iitn:--" luvlns from a cold not f cty itiff and painful nwollcn ncrk, I tiled all tho 11u1.1l rpnirdlcn without rllcct. f wji almnat RlvlnR It up, wlicn a Ixxik Han placed on my counter ilpaciUHng St. Jacoli Oil. I procured a Ixitllr, and I111I nratcely rulihed it on my neck wlim it felt lietter. In a nliot limn tho pain left ma and Ilm awclling went dovin. l iniUMK It mi i'ooiI In thin ur. I then tiled it on my ankle, whkli t liad ipralneil, and vtlurh waa Iiequenlly vrty ruin (ul. I mhiii had the pleaaute of finding that tulii alio tliaappear. I muat hay I contlder Ht. Jacoln lid of Rteal value." First in txll tho World VotlfLKR't C'UKATIVr. CoMrotlNl--the ptoduct of liralna and auiceaaful mediul ex periente. Aftct yean of traeaitli, atudy and application, Ihla nie.HMI of all rrmt-dieK was given to mankind hy the alilot of livinp, modern ph)iiilana. The lioat of utterly K'orthteita imltallona which have followed have only tended to increaae, if (Kiaaible, the populiiiiy of Voj(elet' Curative Compound, tn the public mind, a the one and only true nioou puttner anu oyapepuc remeuy now in tilatence. A tltxral frfv aampla lmllla ill I tant nn a lallon to Ilia pmptlalura, .St JitoU Oil, Ltd., llaltl. aiuia . Alii. Wont Luck. Mm. llrown Voti know I went to Hut I'liinloyniont iiuuncv. I Mm. Jouoit Yon; did you got n cook , iiiiu miium your I .ore. iiriinn n iiy, HOI 1 COUIIln I i,.. i iii . . ovon got ii cook tlint didn't Milt 1110 I'tuk. I Tirt. "Thoyclnlm to Ini conncct.l with I soma of tho Uit IiiiiiIIIim." "Ily toli-phono?" I'hlladolpliln I'.voning iiuilvtln. But Dc Wit Kaltti Cain. "Tvo UtMi told that tho noil fruitful in South Arflcn." la very "That may Iki, but there's ono thing It wi'ina pri'lty Hard to lulto on it." "What' that?" "Tho Ilritlrh flag." I'hiladolphla rresii. A Certain Indication. Alien I wondor how old Allan Poro-h-iif l? Anno Well, alio la certainly over 4ii. lirnover alio Hlieaka of lier ct'lf nnd friunda alio alwaya wiya "Wo girlfl. Jndgo. Noliy Sunlit. Scoiio, a garrison town; time, sunset Old Ionly Virtitur (atnrtled aa tho gun In flrtxl ut HiuihctJ Doar mol What's Hint? Natlvo Oh, it's only tho aunpotl Old Ijuly Why, iIoom your mm pot hero with n bang llku that? It govs down quietly unougli at our placo. I)iidou Tlt-I)itH. Ills Vltw of IL Sht Po you think It possible for a man to pervo two masters Ho Not un I can hu'a u Mormon. Chltngo Nowa. For Infanto nnd Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought In Use Over Thirty Years thk eiNTaun company, niw voaa city Bears the Signature J U ASTORIA DEAUTIFYINQ WASHINGTON. ICIiiborato IMaua Non llelna; I'.roltail at the Niitloinil Capital, Thn commlNalon of pzpiTtit vrlio hnrt bi'cn atutlyhig tho probk'in of beautify lug thn city of Waaliliigtou have wisely proffttlril on the theory Hint their duty la ii nnllomil one. The rapltal la In n peculiar aenso thn nation's city. Itn chief industry In tlio performiiuce of tlio iiullouul hualiiesa. Its great pa genuta, it n. for cxitmplp, tho tmiueurn lion, urn national tlemoiistratloiiN, and tho people of tho whole country art lull-rented III IL It wiin Ibis riplrlt, Indeed, that ncttl nted I.'I'iirniit. tlio French engineer, or lnndnenpo architect, an he would he called to dny, when tin laid out magnifi cent alieeln nnd nveiiiicH for it city which was then only n struggling vil lage In thn wilderness. Ho admirable were his plmm Hint the prraent eniutnln nlou found In them tho only autlnrnc tory basin for the elty'n growth. Their recommendations, therefore, nro large ly In the niituro of extension and con summation. The city has outgrown Its original carefully planned area. Tho Cnpltol and tho White Houae are, of course, pi n cod for nil time, nnd between them stretches the broad thoroughfare which In I.'i:nfnnl'a iliiu wan to nweep un broken from the neat of the ciccutlvo brunch of tho government to that of the legislative; but In JuckHon'n time the Treasury Iliilldlug wns allowed to Intervene, and thus restrict the vlntn. The commission proposes that the wide mail from the Cnpllol to tho Washington monument, now encum bered by buildings nnd railway trackn, be cleared and extended to tho I'oto wnc, nml that It bo Intersected by a park running from the White House to the river. At the Junction thus formed the monument to the first 1'renlilcnt would rear Its white shape, to he seen through vlstan of trees both from thn Capitol nnd from the White. House, mi well nn from the proposed Lincoln tneinorlnl on the river front. The commission also suggests locn Hons for public buildings, nnd proposes xtcnslons of the park nnd boulevard systems. Its plain have been embod ied In models for Congress to study. The suggestions Involve, of course, tho ultimate expenditure of n vast amount of money; but It Is not proposed to carry them out In their entirety nt once. Rather will they serve. If adopt ed, as a guide by which changes may be mndo In the certainty of Increasing the reputation, which Washington al ready enjoys, of being ono of the most beautiful cities In the world. Youth's Companion. TOO MUCH FOR HIM. Hhe Asked the Conductor If Ills Car Would He I.uto Next Iloj. 'This may be a strango world, all right," remarked a conductor of the Ocorgetown und Tenallytowu Itallroad recently, "hut I Incline to tho theory that the old globe Is not at all unusual 'tis tho folks who move about Its surface that constitute tho strange part of tho stlu.itlon. And believe me when I assert that we who personally con duct theso street railway tours come lu contact with at least IK) per cent uf the strange ones." "What's the latest?" Inquired the re porter, who lias observed a few tjueer people on the street cars himself. The latest wan a woman who should have known better, and who got ofT at Tenallytowu on my last trip out." explained the conductor. "Hero we are In tho midst of n heavy snow storm und nobody In existence Is able to tell whether this car will get to tho top of the next hill or slide buck to lieorgctown. Now wlint do yuu think that woman said to mo? Remarked that she was live minutes Into In get ting to her olllcc this morning and de- manded that I should tell her If tho cars would bo late to-morrow, and If so. exactly to what extent." ud what did you reply? ' asked tho reporter, according to tho Washington Star. I Informed her In a tone that every body In tho car could hear that If t was the chief of tho weather bureau or pos sessed the power to read the futuro wouldn't be registering fares and listening to fool questions, tibo gave a sniff that was almost a snort as she ' irnl nlT fni- nil thn linaanntrnra worn ' laughing." AVlio Got the Money? Alfred II. Curtis, cashier of tbo Na tional Hank of North America, Is wind ing up tho business of the Dunk of the State of New York, of which ho was formerly cashier. A few days ago an uncouth countryman went Into tho of fice and said to Mr. Curtis: "My slstor owns twenty shares of the stock ot this bank nnd they tell mo you are going out of business." It has been decided to liquidate," said Mr. Curtis. And they tell me you are only going to Rlvo $170 for each share." "Yes. that Is tho liquidating price." "Well, say, young fellow, didn't this stock sell for $270 last summer?" Yes, that was the markot quota tion," said tho cashier. Well," put In the countryman, as he brought his fist down on tho ottlce rail ing, "I want to kuow who got that money." New York Times. Milliard Conceit llciluoecl. An Albany lawyer with a penchant for billiards, bad occasion recently to visit a small town. Whllo there, seek ing to pass his time, he found a new and excellent billiard table. Upon his nqulrlng If there was anybody about who could play, the landlord referred htm to one of the natives, who may bo called John Jones, because that Isn't his name. They played several games, but tho result was agnlnst tho Albany lawyer. Try as he might, the countryman won. "Mr, Jones," ho remarked, "I have quite a reputation nt home. They con sider mo n good billiard player, but I'm not lu your class. May I Inquire how long yon have played?" "Oh, for a spell back," replied the natlvo. "Say, stranger, I dou't want to hurt your feellu's, hut you're tho fust feller I ever beatl" There never was n farmer so big nnd flerco looking that he tlldu't wear a meek expression when ho stands by and hears his wlfo bargain with the grocer In selling hor butter and eggs. COSTLY TADLE SERVICE. Presented to Cnlnarne Cltj Council t Wealth Cltleii.. Wealthy cltlr.cns of Cologne have pre sented to the City Council a sliver to bio aervlco of 800 ploces, costing $10, 000. Its especial glory Is n decorative piece, morn than four feet high, repre senting "Tho (lerman ithlne," which given expression lo more Ideas, per haps, than were ever beforo grouped together In a slliglo work of art. Ileglunlng nt tho base, tho twelve feet bear allegorical llgures typifying prominent Industries of tho Ithlnrlnnd. Ahovo and within these rises a trun cated pyramid, wllh n Ithlne legend In enamel on enrh of Its twelve faces. Next comes n wall with gates and low ers, then n ring of twelve Ithenlsli churches In ndlef, alternating with twclvo Ilhenlsh castles on platforms supported by pillars. Insldo of all this n roek of stnoky topaz rises from nn enamelled Ithlne. On this rock, sur rounded by llgures representing the ju.i.r.aoiiY i-i aiit. six nnvlgable tributaries of the Ithlne, stands the colossal figure of father Ithlne himself, gracefully holding aloft nn oldtlme Hnnseatlc ship, carved from an elghty-Kitind tjuartz crystal, with St. Michael lu full pauoply on the top. This elaliorate structure comes high in every sense or me word, but we consider the wealth of detail, the num ber of objects nnd Ideas represented, and especially the nrtlstlc gradation of size from tho little figures at the base to the heroic Ithlne god, topped by the relatively small but absolutely Inrger ship, wo cannot doubt that tho worthy burghers of Cologne thought they got tho worth of their money. In the Japanese parliament there are 131) farmers, twenty-three barristers, twenty-six mechanics, six editors, three doctors, twelve olllclnls and seventy six members without Hxed professions. The celibacy of the priesthood has been enforced by the church since 1074; before that time It wns enforced more or lest completely. It Is not a dogma of the church, but merely a part of her discipline. Venus has often been seen nt noon with tho naked eye iulte near the sun. Once when this attracted public atten tion .Napoleon turned It to advantage by causing It to be rumored that It was his own special star. ,V quick nnd easy way to change tho ntmopbere In nn Invalid's room Is to pour some cologne Into n soup plate and set tire to It. The spirit will make n pretty flame, nnd Impart a delight- fully refreshing odor to tho air. Kngland holds the record for the longest railway run without a stop, This Is I'atldlngtou to Kxeter 1W miles. Krnnce comes next, with Paris to Calais 1S5V4 miles. America's long est Is New York to Troy 148 miles. Severn! colonies of ntlngless bees havo been found tn the Island of Mont- serrat. In the West Indies. Efforts will bo mado to Introduce them In this coun try, as their honey-producing qualities nro fully equal to thoso of the common variety of bees. Tho average load of freight trains Is 250 tons. The cost of handling freight nvernges thrco mills per ton per mile. Thcro aro about four million freight trains per year. Freight mnungers wnnt to Increase the freight load thirty tons per train, nnd by so doing figure out nn Increased profit of J40.000.000 per year. Tho Danish postman wears a rathor elegant uniform of dark cloth nnd rich braid. Tho service Is said to be excel lent In every respect. Tho uniform of the Hulgnrlnn postmnn Is of dark bluo cloth with gilt buttons, and green col lar and cuffs. Tho French postman also dresses lu dark blue, with very narrow red facings. Most Famous Wedding. Ferbaps the most sensational cere mony of marriage that has ever been performed In New York wns the one known everywhere In the United States as tbo "Diamond Wedding." It was tha union ot a daughter of Lieutenant Hurt left, of tho United States navy, to n Cuban gentleman ot great wealth, Don listnbnn Santa Cruz de Ovledo. As gen erous as bo was opulent, Ovledo lavish ed upon tho bride more than one hun dred thousand dollars' worth of pearls and diamonds. The nuptial rites were solemnized by Archbishop Hughes; Stedmnn commemorated the event In a poem, nnd moralists pointed to It ns nn extraordinary Instance, ot the evils of splendor nnd luxury that were corrupt ing American society. So great wns tho curiosity to witness this wedding that probubly for the first time on such un occasion cards of admission were Is sued to the church. A squad of police men wns required simply to protect the bride nnd groom from strangers who rushed lifter them. The magnificent nuptials. It tuny be remarked, had a melancholy sequel tho bridegroom soon died; his widow, under the Spun Isu laws, wns entitled only to the rlghr ot dower, nnd nil the gifts which lie had showered upon her were taken away from her on the ground that le gally they were heirlooms. - l.tidieb Home Journal. SUFFERED 25 YEARS With Catarrh of tho Stomach Po-ru-na Cured-! Co ogre mot an hotkln, of WlnHeM, Kin. In a recent letter to Dr. Hartman Congrnsaman ttotkin says: "My Donr Doctor It gives me pleaa tiro to certify to tho excellent curative qualities of your medicines Porona and Mnnalln. I have been aflllrted more or less for a quarter of a ccntnry with catarrh of tho stomach and consti pation. A residence in Washington has increased those troubles. A low bottles of your medicine havo given mo almoft complete relief, and I am suro that a continuation of them will effect a permanent rure." J. D. Itotkin. Mr. L. K. Vcrdery, a prominent real estato agent, of Augusta, fia., writes: "I have been a great sufferer from catarrhal dyspepsia. I tried many physicians, visited a good many springs but I believe Penina has done more for me than all of the above put to gether. I feel like a new person." L. V. Verdery. The most common form of summer catarrh is catarrh of the stomach. This is generally known as dyspepsia. I'eruna cures thco rases Uko magic. If you do not derivo prompt and sat isfactory results from the ura of I'e runa, write at onco to Dr. Hartman, giving a full statement of your care, and ho ill be pleased to give you bis valuablo advlco gratis. Address Dr. Hartman, President of The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, 'O. They Wert Freih. New Maid Tlio grocer and the baker left tho eggs and cream p'uffs, ma'am. Mrs. Housekecp I hope they wore fresh. New Maid (bluibingly) Well, thoy each stole a kiss, ma'am. Brooklyn Eaglo. flhake Into Tour flhoas. Allen'a Fool-KAae, powder. II eurra palnfal,nroi leo, amajllnr. nrrrooa rrt, and oata,nUr take IheatlDg-oatofcorna anil bonlona. At all ITU artau, S& cenla. Accept No Hnrntllnte. Trial Park (fret. Adirtoa, AUnB.Otmatl,lllfl7.M.Y. Polnti la Common. "No, my son, that establishment over thero with tho sign 'Pool over the front is not a swimming bath, although It might lie termed 'dive.' and people often 'plungo' there, tako 'headers,' 'get lieyond their depths' and do sim ilar aquatic stunts." Oregon Blood Purifier is rightly named, because it purines the blood and tones up the body. Up In Harlem. Mrs. Parvcnuc Oh, dearl Mr. Parvcnuc What's tho matter, Mary Mrs. Parvenue Oh, I'm so tired; I've got half undressed and can't get any further. Oh, dear, I wish I had a valet I M&s HEALTH RESTORER. USE IT! ..... Vr.v One may sail the seas and that men of attain, who nor the Inclination, whether on pleasure bent or business, to use those medicines which causa excessive parcatlon and then leave the internal organs In a consttpr.ted condition. Syrup of Flea Is not built on thoae lines. It acts naturally, acts effectively, cleanses, sweetens and strengthens the Internal organs and leaves them In a healthy condition. If In need of a laxative remedy the most excellent is Syrup of Figs, but when anvthlne more than a laxative Is required the safe and sclentlflc plan Is to consult a competent physician and not to resort to those medicines which claim to cure all manner of diseases. The California Fig Syrup Co. was the first to manufacture a laxative remedy which would give satisfaction to all; a laxative which physicians could sanction and one friend recommend to another , so that today its sales probably exceed all other laxatives combined. In some places considerable quantities of old-tlme cathartics and modern Imitations are still sold, but with the general diffusion of knowledge, as to the best medicinal agents, Syrup of Figs has come Into general uie with the well-informed, because It is a remedy of known value and ever beneficial action. The quality of Syrup of Figs Is due not only to the excellent combination of the laxative and carminative principles of plants, known to act most beneficially on the system, with agreeable and refreshing aromatic liquids, but also to the orgtnal method of manufacture. In order to get the genuine and its beneficial effects one should always note the full name of tho Company-California Fig Syrup Co. printed on the front of every package. - Riictid, Towno That's a qtioor sort of ring yon'ro wearing, it Isn't sultablo for n man at nil. ilrowno Think not? Well, I tried It on a girl and tho didn't seem to thin, it suited hor, olthor. Philadel phia Press, If you aro not nulto satisfied with tho grocorlon you hnvo been buying, we wani you to try tho iWonopoln llrnnil. Under this brand wo pack canned goods, baking powder, spites, syrup, collee ami all are guaranteed tho best obtnlnnhlo. Your money liack If not satisfied. Ask your grocer for Ucm. Wadhimi t, Ktrr Bros. Portland. Wire Buiy. "Have yon heard that new song, "Hello, Central, Give Me Heaven?" "Yes, and It got mo Into trouble I called up central tho other dny and tried to have a little Joke by quoting to her tho title of that song." "Well?" "Oh, nothing; only central didn't give me heaven." POINT8 ON BINDING TWINE. The Farmer Should Know How Many Feet He Cell for a Dollar. That tho farmer is often taken ad vantage of in the way of misrepresenta tion by tho store keepers In an un doubted fact, and one instanco that has come to our attention In the last vear or two, that has been very profitable to aomo of the dealers, Is in the misrepre sentation in regard to Binding Twine. Of late years there has been Intro duced into thin market a grade called Standard Manila, which is colored Sisal to represent Manila. It In the Standard twine ot thef'astern manufac turers, where Sisal twine ia more large ly used than Manila, because it Is more easily obtainable, and their object In coloring it is, of course, to deceive Dealers handling this twine represent that it is Manila twine. Manila twine is never made less than COO feet to the pound, whereas Sisal twine is never made over COO feet to the pound, which is 20 per cent less, and conseouentlv should bo 20 per cent less in price. Tho 000-foot Manila twine sells in the Kaatern market for not less than two cents more per pound than tho Sisal, and consequently the dealers that can sell this colored Sisal for Manila twine aro making this additional profit. Tho colored Sisal, called Standard, does not contain any more feet per pound than White Sisal, so that, if White Sisal Twine goes 600 feet to the pound, then tho Manila 000-foot Twine, being 20 per cent longer should be that much more In prico, and Pare Manila 650 foot Twine, being 30 per cent more to the pound than the Sisal, should be 30 per cent more in price. Consequently tho lowest priced twine Is not neces sarily tho cheapest. Hie milk in the cocoanut is, how many feet do yon get for a dollar? Veiv Year Resolutions a Keeley Cure Bare relief from liquor, opium And tobacco atom, eena xor particular! to Keeley Institute 31 o Ted to 420 William Ave., ro.tlaod, Urecon BISHOP SCOTT ACADEMY Portland. Oregon. Founded 1S7. A Horns School for Bop. Hiliiarjf and Hanoal TraJning. Write for Illrutrtted Catatonia. ARTHUR C. NEWILL, Principal IT. P. N. D, o. 16-1903. HEX writing to ftdvertlter plea mention tnu paper. Cure Your Horses PRUSSIAN HEAVE POWDERS. AT D ALIUS. SOcl Br UilL UOe. 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