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About Bohemia nugget. (Cottage Grove, Or.) 1899-1907 | View Entire Issue (April 18, 1902)
4 Scrofula It In commonly Inherited. Kuw uro entirely Irco from It. 1'iile, weak, puny children nro IllllU'U'd ' Willi It III IllllO CIISC8 (lilt of Ivti, nuil ninny ikIiiIIn sillier doiii It. Common 1 1 ii I It'll tion h mo bunches In tlitt neck, iiliccHM'M, cutniieoim criip tloiiH, liilliiini'il eyelids, eoro curs, rickets, catarrh, wasting, and general debility. Hood's Sarsaparilla and Pills Knidlt'iiUi it, positively iiml nbwilute ly. TMm statement Ih based on tho tliDlinmiilM nf permanent cure tliecu medicines have wrought. "My suithler had cfiiluU wllli eleven mires n hrr neck mnl ntmut her ears. llofl Hru (.Mills win lilKlilr ni'iimiii I' d mi'l aim tiMk It mul was cured. She l now In Kiu-I health." Mm 1, II. Junks, larker riiy, I ml llaotl'm Snrmnnnrllla pronilmam to own mnd roojia tlio firomUm. Too llsd. M you know, .MInh IVIhIiId,'1 mid tlio htrgit bended young "iitli'ir, "my most brilliant thoughts roimi to mo in ty sleep." "It's ii groat pity Hint you nro trou bled with iiiHoiniilu," added the young Indy. Detroit Kiuu I'rom. llainlln'M Wiaril Oil V nocks tint KmtH irymir Uiroul when It Ih sore, mid nro- cuts dipthcrill, quinsy, I'll'. Illi txperltnct. Illn irlmnlAnd you can't get mon iytsl men to consider the. matter? Tim I'minutcr No. Monny tnlks, but I'vo found It a mighty poor listen-, nr. ruck. CITO r.rmanenllr CnriKl. Mi Ms or ftMiHM rllO nrrlilil (.. I.fl'r Mm.'l lllr.t N.rtl :trt..rrr. s r I'll i:i:0i.ll(IH. ll.il.i.illfii. !... in. ii. ii Ki.mr. i.iii ,vsiiciiit..ri.iiitiia.u.r The run o' (t Knoi Wo went to no tho Cndlclghn. Inst night uud 1 1 "'I n most onjoyublo time. Cox Thn Ideal Wliy they in-nnlly full dismally lit oiitcrtii IiiIiik people). k'.w.T I'vn.-tlv Wn cnlminl our selves talking nil . nt Ilium on tlio way home l'lilliulidpliln l'rcrs. 1 , Am Tim Uslne Allen'" runt-Rasa? It In tho iiiiljr euro lor swollen. Hmsrtlnir, llurnlliK, Hwcalln rVct, Coins ml IIiiiiIiiii. Ai fur Allen's 1'imt-Kaae, a powder in m shaken ItiliiUiv shuts. At nil ImiicisljU iiil HhniKUiii'. 1 r. ramile inn I KKK. Address Allen H. Ulmilnl. l-elto). N. V. l imlly Pride. "Mr. Cumrox Im only suffering from un ordliinry cold, I bcllovo," mid tlio yniKitln'tic vicilur. "Wtdl," nniitti'MHl Mrs. Cumrox, "fttSf dnmi our Ih'hI to keep it from Uiing ordinnry. Wo'vo miit fpr tlio uiimt cxpumilo pliyidclnn in tlio city." Wucliiiinton Star. The Modern I'Uy. "Your frli'iid, tlio tlicntrlnil man n?er, linn k'uk nbrond, I boiiovo." "Vet; Iio'm j;oiio rcoiirlnu; tlio Con tinrnt lar new nltrnctlotiH." r "Alii Tlie Anifriiiin pntillo will i;ol k-i , . . (, ,tl.ll.l..l tim ol.iciiirllil!8, an iimim. i iiiiuuui' jihia 1'rfiiH. )limctilir Hurxiifi'i. An tbe rcniilt of ovor-oxortlnn nnd uipoitiire to beat nnd cold, or from wluituMT cniuo, limy bu ticntud unci em fully by tbo timely rpidication of Ht. .TnnorM Oil. A thorough rnbbiiiK i" nurvHNiry. Tbo OH ebotild bo nppllod vltforouidy for nt leant twenty miuutoH, two or tbrco tlmen daily, wlien all pnin, noruncHH, HtlffnofH will bo romoved in twvnty.lour hourH. It will aUo MtruiiKtlion nnd barden tbo miiHclefl. Football player h, !yiiiiiatH nnd nil utli loteH will tlnd St. JncobH Oilmiperlor to uny otber remedy for outward applica tion, for tlio reason Unit its action Is more rapid and itH effect permanent. TboiiiandH of peoplo nil over tbo world ubo and recommend St. JncobH Oil for miiKculnr HoronoVw. A twonty-flvo cent lottlo ii iilto Hitlllcicut to provo ita oiricacy. In cnn'H wlieromilfcular oro neKH is complicated with any dli-eiiHo which requires an alterative Vot;eler'ii Ourntivo Compound nbould bo taken. Thin prepared by tho proprietor of St. JncobH Oil, Ilaltimoro, Mil., who will Hond a tamplo freo on appllcutkn. LucM Well llrowu What a lucky fellow Hobln Hoa in. Joneii Lucky I 1 ehnuld say ho w as. Why, his llanceo's birthday comoii on Ohrihlman. Half- Sick " I first used Ayer's Sarsaparilla in the fall of 1848. Since then I havo taken It every spring as a blood -purify! nc nnd nerve sirengihcnlnc medicine." S. T. Jones, Wichita, Kans. If you feel run down, are easily tired, If your nerves are weak and your blood is thin, then begin to take the good old stand ard family medicine, Ayer s Sarsaparilla. It's a regular nerve lifter, a perfect blood builder. Jl.00itx.llle. Allifoll. A ik your doctor wlmt lis tlilnki of A j.r'i BtniiiHirllla. lis kmmi all about thli grml old (ainllr rotillrln. tolloit liU advloaand wsTilllboiiitUlled. J. 0. Arm Co., Lowell, Uau. WON ATMONTH CARLO. Tlin ONLY OYOTEM THAT EVEU KIIIQHTENCD THE HOUSE. Wiiiiiiin Won llcnvlly unit Hold tlio Hccret of tier Hyuloin-It Cunt 70,1)0(1 I'lnMCM, iiml Wiih' CoiiKlilercil Clieuli it tlio I'l'lcc, Lord Itowtlyn'M recent vain iittumpt to "break lliu lunik at Monto Curio" bus bioiiclit out ii number of old HlorlcH re KIiiiIIiik Hliullnr atteiiiptH In tlio piiHt. 1'erluipH tbo bcHt of tlio lot wan told by mi ollleliil ut Moule Carlo to it Lon don wrller. Thin ollleliil deeluruH tliilt never but ouru did n "HyHlem piny" Klve Die bank any iiiii'IIhIiichm. "You reinuiiilier," Hiild he, "what In Keneriilly known tin tbo hiiIcIiIch' tablo tlio hccoiid on the iIk'IiI on entering tho roiiletto riMimV It wiih nt Hint tablo n few yearn iiku that I hiiw one afternoon an old lady who, like many othcrH here, MltlkcH her IIvIiik by ohtilllilliK Kood pluri'H at thn talilo on the opening of Iiluy mid mc'IHiii: them to eiiKer players an hour or ho Inter. TIiIh old lady, whom you uiUHt know iih M mo. X , wiih well known to me uud I wiih mirprlHcd to notice Hint Hbe had a yuiiii),' Italian with her. They were pliiyliiK oi ciihIoii ully with llve rinne pleecn Mini win nliiK. Hut ho Htmill were I lit? HlnkcN that I took very Utile notice hiivo to coiiKraluliito minium wbeil mIio rone to go home to dinner. Then the old woman turned to me wiih an air of HiirprlHliiK delluueo mid linked: 'How much will m'Nleur Hive me for the neeret of an In fulllble HyHlem ut roulette?' 'NoIIiIiik.' I ieHionded, IiiukIiIiik; 'we lire not buy liiK Hi-eretH to-day.' To HiIh hIio renpond ed: 'Ah. but mVleiir will be Kind to pur ehiiHi) It Home ilny. Hon Holrl' And hIic wiih none. "l'-or nevcrul dnyn I did not hcu her mid the malter punned completely from my mind. One afternoon a week later, however, I hiiw her at the huiiiu table lit company with three men. Tho 'chef do purl it-' whlxpcrcd to me that they were wlnnliiK heavily and I told tbe HiirvelllunlH to wuteh ami report. An hour later one of the men ciinii) to mo urn! Htated that madam nnd her party had won 70,0J francs, nnd that. HtruiiKCHl of nil. they only phiyed for tbe maximum uud Hcurcely ever lost. "Tlmt evenlni; I myself looked on at their play Hcvcrnl Muich and certulnly they seemed to win each time they Htuked. Tbe curious point, however, was that In twenty coups or ho they would never play more than twice, Urnt one of the partners and then the others, but on each occasion they won tbe maximum. Indeed, the system certainly seemed to bear out the prophecy of madam, and was actually Infallible. "A week passed and their winnings amounted to a very respectable sum. all of which hud been safely Iodised In the Credit Lyonunls ami trniiHinltteil to a bunk In Milan. The mutter wits uow urowlnn serious, for three times they had broken the hank at the table where they played, and ut length I tele grnphed lo 11. Illanc In Turin. He asked for furtlic reports, nnd these helm; still unsatisfactory he came to Monte Carlo to see for himself. What he saw Ktvutly dlieoncerled him. The biiiik wiih wlnnliiK most nssuredly. but by what system we were uutterly tillable to discover. Well, to cut n loin; story short. M. Itlnue had an Interview with Madame .mid. ufter Ioiik IiiikkIIuk. ho purchased the secret for "(I.(hm frillies and It was cheap ut the price. "The money belnj; paid nflcr piny had ended and the rooms closed, Mml iiine led us to the table and astounded us by her statement. She told us that ufter some yenrs at the table she knew quite well that no system was Infallible until of a sudden, when reKlstcrlnu the numbers, she noticed that certain of them ulwuys followed each other. Thus, If the cropler spun with the num ber U opposite blni il wns certain to ho the next, and If zero wns In the same position !(2 would surely follow. For duys she watched this, then played nnd won. She quickly nt together her lit tle syndicate of Italians and upon her observations they profited nearly .'I0O, U00 francs. "And why was It that these numbers turned up In sequence? Well, It was quite simple when Madame told us. The roulette wheel had become, warped by the heat and wns not quite round. Hence If turned from n certain point It Invariably stuck at n certain other point, therefore the players never hesi tated to risk a maximum. That Is tho only system which has over been In fallible," ndded tho courtly olllcInl,"nnd I need hardly tell you that hIiico wo havo been careful to test tho wheels every day." QUIZZED BY THE KAISER. Kxporlciica of ii New Yorker In the l.uatunrtnn at llurllll. Ono summer day In 1800 a New Yorker vlsltlui; llerllu strolled to the I.ustKnrtcn, and, HlttlliK on ono of tho benches, contemplated tho various lino buildings around him, He did not know uU bearings well, and. In halting Ger man, asked somo questions of it young mini who bad snt down besldo htm. This youfiR man wns unquestionably n Herman, but be replied In perfect IOngllsh, remarking that ho presumed his Interlocutor wns either an English man or an American. The couple chnt ted for half an hour, and tbo American became moro and more astonished nt tbo minuteness of tho other's knowl edge of tbe archaeology of Rerlln. Ho know the history of ovcry building In sight, told tho American just thoso things that tho guidebooks do not tell, and, withal, wns so courteous nnd un affectedly cordial that tho heart of tbo tourist warmed to his unknown guide. At length tho conversation drifted from tbo past to tho present, nnd tho New Yorker made a remark about Ilia opinion held III America of I lie Knlscr. In IIioho dnys tho young "wnr lord" was regarded lis n dangerous llrebrauil, tin mi IrretpoiiHlbhi monarch who might nnd day plunge Kuropc Into coiilllct. It wns even mm lit that he had shown uvl deuce of Insanity. When this subject nruso the young Herman suddenly changed from u giv er of Information to n seeker for It, iiHkliig eagerly for details of tho reports about tho Knlscr current In America. These tho New Yorker furnished to tho best of his ability, nnd ended by asking: "Whut do you personally think of blm?" "I urn nfrnhl," replied the young limn, "thnl my opinion on that subject Is not of it h wiltio. I am tho Kaiser my self." The American sprang to Ids feet with nuiii.ement. Tho Kmperor cut Ills npob ogles short. "My friend," bo said, "you have done inn n service. II Is hnrd for me to lenru .1 ...... , . ... ....... t (.1 I tlio iruin uooiii wiiiii ih mini in un. jum iih hard as It Is for people far awny to learn the truth about me. Hut, Willi Cod's help, I will show that what Is said about me Is wrong." "And no one." says the Ainerlcnn In telling the story nowadays, "need say anything about the Kaiser to me. I know n man when I nee one." It Iiiih tnken tbe world many yearH to tlnd out how wrong wns Its estimate of the ruler of the German nation, but It has found It out by now; nt any rate, those whoso opinion Is worth anything have done so. Twelve yfars ago people talked of "the mud emperor." Nowadays ho Is referred to as "the cleverest man In nurope." The bitter view, nccordlng to those who know blm best. Is fur from lielng an exaggeration. New York Times, CHARACTEni8TICS OF DELAREY. I.Ike (ieiiernt Cronjc, He Ciirrlen No WciipoiiH III the 1'lelil. John Hendrlck Dchirey llrst saw the light In tho district of Llchteiiburg llfty-four years ago. Ills father wns born In tbu Orunge l'ree Stute. uud wns of llugenot origin, lie look part with rretoiiiis In driving the English out of Itloemfontuln In ISIS, and bad bis farm and property conllseuted ufter Sir Hur ry .Smith had reversed the situation by forcing the old lloer warrior buck again across the Vital. The Ueluroys sought a new home- In the west of tho Trans vaal, where Jacob Hendrlck spent his early life. The general Is a inaii over tho medium height, sinewy In build, and remarkable for his quiet, illgullled mamier. He has deep-set. dark eyes, a prominent ltomnn nose, nnd u large, dark-brown beard, giving to bis face a strong, handsome, and patrician ex pression. He was born of u lighting family, nnd has had the experience and training of campaigns In coulllcts with hostile Kulllr tribes. Ills llrst command was In the wnr which the Kugllsh Incited the llusutos to wuge against the b'reo State In the early 'i)s, when he was quite young. These experiences qunll lleil blm for a prominent military posi tion when tbe present war broke out. uud he was unanimously elected to the command of tho Llchteiiburg burghers who became part of Cronje's western column. He represented bis native dNtrlct In the Volksruad for ten years, and was a consistent supporter of the Joubert, as against the Kruger. following In that assembly. Wis favored a lurge fran chise concession to the Ulthiuders us a menus of averting u coiilllct with Kng liiiul. but soon hiiw that a demand for political reforms was only u pretext for precipitating a coiilllct. He wns one of the most ardent advocates of un attacking us against a defensive mili tary policy when Knglniid forced n re sort to hostilities upon the republic. Like General Cronje, be carries no weapons In the Held. Ills tlchl-ghtss, wooden pipe, and, last but not least, bis Klble, are his Inseparable couHiaulons. Ho Is a universal favorite with the burghers of both republics, and In spires great conlldence In bis nieii by his almost unerring military Judgment, splendid generalship, heroic courage, an Indomitable tenacity of purpose, and an all-round resourcefulness In all emergencies. Ho Is remarkably self-contained In bis actions, never getting excited, even lu tho thickest of the tight, but always remaining cool, cautious, nnd alert. Michael Dnvltt In "Tho Itoer Fight for Freedom." HtutoIioiiBcs nt Caiiltol. Every State In the Union should erect n Htutcjy building ut Washington, sug gests W. A. Iliingerford, In tfio Wash ington Times. Aside from these build ings adding beauty and grandeur to the Capital City, and reflecting credit upon tlio States, there nro many other ad vantages. These, buildings could be tho business headquarters of the State Senators nnd Representatives In Con gress, Much of tbo State's business with the National Government might bo trans acted through this channel. Visitors to the city from the States could make their State building their headquarters or u meeting place, have their mall ad dressed there, etc. Tho States could also maintain there in a permanent exhibit of their prin cipal agricultural and manufacturing resources for tho edification of the thousands and thousands who dally throng tho city, not only from all parts of tho United States, but of tho world. Tbo ICurly Olio, Clara Yes; my tlnnco Is n bookworm. May He must thluk you nro ii bird. What has become of the old-fashioned woman who gave her children potatoes to mnke nnlmnls with, using toothpicks to make the legs? fttllmt for the Note. flhe Tbo violinist k-ciiih n little un ccitaln on tho high nolo, doesn't be? Ho Yes. Ilo plays with a great deal of feeling, Illi Kewird. Von Illiurier Wii.l, they havo elected lid president of the club. Mr. Von lilinuor I mppnso they glvo tho presidency to tho limn wh. Mays nuny from homo tho most. I)o Croit Itco IroiH. A Definition. First Hoarder Wlmt Is tbo exact meaning of "viands?" Second Hoarder Oil! Tilings you get to eat when you don't board. l'uck. Thi Truth. Mrs. Hkinlllnt Hobby, did you ask your mother if you could tako dinner with urn? Hobble YeH'in, but she ceemul to think I'd better stay homo and get a good square meal. Not Wlut Me Rrqulrtd. "You ought to try tills," fa id the druggist, hb bo held up n Iwttlo. "It's tho best thing out for dyspepein." "If that's tho case I'll keep it out," replied tho victim. "I'vo got nil tho dyspepuia I want right now." Chicago Daily News. One Opinion. "Wlmt n Hour individual?! What's ho growling uliout, nnyway?" "Oh! Ho complains that ho hasn't got wlmt ho dei-erved in this world." "I should think ho'd have causo to rejoice on that account." Philadelphia I'reFs, Polite to Them. "I understand that potatoes are very high in prho, " said Gummey. "I should my they are," replied Glanders. ".My hoarding homo keeix-r never calls them anything else, but pom men do torro now." Uncle Sim'i Good ilnouijh. "It is claimed that n certain gang ol counterfeiters mnko better dollars than I'nclo Sum does." "That's a into wbcro I bellevo in letting well enough alonu." Cleveland 11 ii i ii Dealer. ttumorouily Handicapped, Ilibb? It is very amusing to watcli Sellers play golf. Gibbs-,Wby? Itibb. He has an impediment in his speech. Tho niart Set. The Rcaion Why. Jack It's no uto; your father won't listen to mo, and yet you assured me that ho wanted to get you off his hands. Helen I'erhups that's why ho won't listen to you. 1 lo not lH-llre Pio Cure for Con Miniption hits mi equal fur cnmrlis and colds, Jiiii.v V. llovt.n. Trinity Springs, llul., Keo. 15. 11XRJ. Sure to Come Down. Tom Yes, we had quarrelled, but 1 was determined to see her. Dick How did vou Piunage it? Tom When I called I told tho maid to say it was a society reporter who wanted to t-eoher. Philadelphia Press. CASTOR I A For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Boars tho Slgnaturo of An Absurdity. "Suppose," fnid tbe friend who hnd been rending "Enoch Ardon," "that you went nway out on n sea voyage and came back to tlnd that your wifo lind married another man?" "That's nn absurd proposition," answered Mr. Meekton. "Henrietta would nover bo so careless with mo as to let mo go nway on a fea voyage" Sores and Ulcers never become chronic unless the blood is in poor condition is sluggish, weak and unable to throw ofl the poisons that accumulate in it. The system must b: relieved of the unhealthy matter through the sore, and great dangei to life would follow should it heal before tbe blood lias been made pure and hcaltln and all impurities eliminated from the sys tern. S.S.S. begins thecurc by firitclcans lug and invigorating the blood, liuildim. up the general health and removing from the system A CONSTANT DRAIt effLmat1en UPON THE SYSTEM When this lia3 been acconipl islicd the dis charge gradually ceases, and the sore oi ulcer heals. It is the tendency of these old indolent sores to grow worse and worse, and eventually to destroy the bones. Local applications, while soothing and to come extent alleviate pain, cannot reach the seat of the trouble, b. S. S. does, and no mattci how apparently hopeless your condition, even though your constitution lias broken down, it will bring relief when nothing else can. It supplies the rich, pure blood necessary to heal the core and nourish the debilitated, diseased body. Mr. y n. Talbcrt, I.ocV Box Winona, Miss., p-iya: "Six years rco tny leg from the knteto the foot was one &olitl sore. Several physlclani treated me and I made two trips to Hot sprlnga, but found no relief. I was induced to try S. S. S , and it made a complete cure. I have been a per f ectlv well man ever since." is the only purely veg etable blood purifier known contains no poisonous minerals to ruin the digestion and add to, rather than relieve your suffer ings. If your flesh does not Leal readily when scratched, bruised or cut, your blood lain bad condition, and any ordinary sore is opt to become chronic. Scud for our free book and write out physicians about your case. We make ua charge for this service. HIE SWIFT SPECIFIC C0 ATLANTA, OA. WfaSlt ECS Q wan H 2 Us 7 A dull, throbbing pain, accompanied by n sense of tei!deriien nnd beat low down In tbo side, with an occasional hooting pain. IndicitcH InlLirnmatlnn. On examination It will be fo.md Unit the rc'fion of p.iin shows soma swell Inir. This is the first stn;;e of ovaritis, inllainmatlon of the ovary. If thn roof of your hcnn.p leaks, tny sister, you havo It fixed nt once ; why not pay the sumo respect to your mv n body ? You need not, you ought not to let yourself go, when uue of your own u-.x I3i Mrta. Avtf. Arrox. holds out tho helping1 hand to yon, nnd will rtdviso you without money and without price. Mrs. Plnklinm's labora tory Is nt Lynn, Mass. Write a letter there telling all your symptoms and pot the benefit of the greatest experi ence in trcatintf female ills. " I was suffering1 to such an extent from ovarian trouble that my physi cian thought an operation would be necessary. "Lydla K. Pinkham'a Vegetable Com pound having been recommended to me, I decided to try it. After using several bottles I found that I was cured. My entire system was toned np, and I suffered no more with my ovaries." Mbs. Asna AsTOX.Troy. Mo. Pcrfidloui Man. just dying of "She heart." a broken "What is tlio matter?" "A man. As usual! After refusing him 17 times bo etopped proposing." The King. Brioa-Brac "Lizzief Lizzie! That vase was 2,000 years old." "Oh! And just think! I came near crying becauEO I broke it. I thought it was new." Giving Him the Turn. Down. Tie Now, don't bother to help mo on with my coat. Slit It's no bother. It's a pleasure. Town Topics. ' Of Coune Not. Politician No; I never read what tho newppapers say about me. Helen Blazes I suppose you wouldn't believe it even if you did. Precedent EiUbliihcd. "What makes you think she will marry you?" "She has married other men" Fatlguclng. "Come on," snid Weary Wngglen, as he pave bis sleeping comrade a kick. "Nnw," replied Willie Wontwalk, "I can't goenny furdcr; I'm too tired." "Wot made youpo tired?" "1 dreampt I wuz wurkin," replied Willie. Ohio State Journal. In a Very Bad Way. "I havo lieen kept in tho house for three days," raid Feltt, "with a felon on one of my fingres." "I know a man with 1,400 felons on .bis hands, and they do not bothor him much)" paid Ilatt. "Fourteen hundred felons on his hands? Who is ho? "The warden at thn stato prison." The Usual Procedure. "What is tlio usual procedure in marrying nn heiress?" ! "Tell tbo indy how much you lovo ' tier and tell her father how much yon owe." SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES. OKKOIl.N. 1'OKTLAND St. Helen's School for Girls. Thm v-thinl venr Commudlouibuilil. I ii p. Muilerii equipment. Acailcmlo hihI collegi preparatory coariei. Sh. rUI lourtes in muMc mul art. Illua. trateil cmnlniie. All departments will reopen R'uiemter 16. MISS jaKAKOH TKnnETTS, Principal. Founded 1BTO m f f o f t r Military and Manual Training I Wrlto for Illustrated Catalogue T WEAR OUT THE CLOTHES Hubbing them to pieces; uso my Wash ing Tablets. No rubbing required. Send 6U rents for sample package and lull di rcctions. W. O I'OWKLL. Box 606, Portland, Oregon. Cure Your Horses mmmm PRUSSIAN HEAVE POWDERS. AT DCALtHS. S"et Br AIAII, BOO. cuiti:i TIIIKTY-VOUK HOUSES. PmmsiAK liituuDY Co.. St. 1'iuil. Minn. . nKTi.KMKN! I have been uslnc the Prussian I1BA.VB row-1 prrs the past clk'ht months, nnd in that time havecurcd 1 1 horses of heaves, 14 of distemper itnd 0 of chronic conch. Your Prussian S Remedies nnvc Kmneu n ;rcni rcpuiaiton in HOWI5N SUICD STOUK, Coast A cents Hal:S3FT?M I AM 5 Host ( irash Sirup. Tnnics Ooml. un ! in limn, houi nr uniRBi.i.. An Ohttrvlng Hoy, 1 ittlo Hoy When I'm grown up I'm gnln' to bo a perlhomnn, an' you can ba my inirfc.. Littlotiirl I'olirotnnns don't havo ntiH'es. Littlo Hoy Don't they? I gues-i you'vo neter walked up tho avenue. I horrid. I Harriet Sndio's husband never get 'excited, never fights back, nnd tho 1 simply cannot muko him cross. I IMelie Yes. Tim horrid thing. 1 Jin is simply exasperating. Itrooklyu ICnglo. i I Hooked. Mrs. Nowlywed Tho night you pro pofed you acted liko n flh out of water. Mr. Newlywed I was and very cleverly landed, tool I'm k. Very Appropriate. "What did lie get $300 back pension for?" "Oh, ho was shot In the back." Tho Smart Set. In New York. "Is be rich?" "Mercy, nol i don't fuppoee tho poor man could scrape up more than two or tbreo million to snvo his lifo." Chicago Itecord-IIernld. No Excuriion. 'I see by the paper that Jones, win died yecterday, left two sons and thrco daughters." "Well, you didn't expect him to tako tho whole family with him, did you?" The Farmer'i Intereit in II. Farmer Wayback Thoso pesky boys tied n tin pail to that dog's tail and then ran him 11 miles. I'll Hie em! Mr. Cityman Was it your dog? Farmer Wayback No: it was my pail. Somervillo (Mats.) Journal. Puzzled lllm. First Tramp (in tho road)- -Why right. don t you go Tlio dog's all Don't vou fee him wairgin' Ills tail? Second Tramp Ye, and he's growl in' at the same time. I dunno which end to believe. Tit-Hits. Genuine Cartels Little Liver Pills. Must Boar Slgnaturo of Seo Pac-Slmlle Wrapper Below. Tory mall and as easy to take as angar. FOR HEADACHE. FOR DIZZINESS. FOR DIUOUSHESS. FOn TORPID LIYER. FOR C0HSTIPATI3H. FOR SALLOW SKI H. FOR 7HEC0MPLLXI03 p . iXlTKUXrVIi MU.THAV1 tUIUmwt. J xL &a I - -rely TegtaMo.y?2i CURE SICK HEADACHE. budgies. ritvn better aatlsfartton than anvthllta on the market nt anything like the price, be cause they are mule uf gnoU material to Hand "Oresou roads" Iron comers oa holies, bracea on shares, luavy second urowtn wheels, screwed rlni. 1 f yon want to foel aure that yon are Retting yoor mon ey's worth, lisle lor a "llee Line" or a "Mitchell" (Ilcnney) Uujgy. We guaran tee them. Mitchell, Low la A Siavor Co. Seattle, Spokane, Boise. Portland, Or. New Year Resolutions TAKE THE Sure relict (rum liquor, opium ami tobace r.aous. Bciimor particulars to y""""' N. 1. N. D. No. 1(1-1003. TTTIIKN wrlllnc to ad vortlsera plea 3 1 T mention tills paper. i!Z5a, mis section. Portlaud, Ore., and Seattle, Wash '61 CARTER'S iffplTTLE lVER j PI LLS.