Bohemia nugget. (Cottage Grove, Or.) 1899-1907, April 11, 1902, Image 3

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Distress
After Eating
Niiiim lieiwc'i'ii iiiciiIh, Ih'IcIiIii, yiiiii
HIiir, Ilittulriico, II Lh nl iiiirviiiH bi'iul
nclio, pulii In Hid hUiiiiiicIi, nr nil
aytnpUwiw of ilyHHiiHlii, iiml tint lonjjfr
Jt In nrujcftixl tint Imrilcr It In to runt II.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
and Pills
Itndlonlly mill Mirf Jiiili;litljr euro It
Irtuixllii'ii mill tout) tlio utoiiiitcli unit
Urnr dlvntlvo orKiiliH for tbo natural
pfWofTiiiuicti of Mii'lr fiiliclloiiM.
Arwtpt no HiiliHtiluU) for Ilood'a.
"I k4 il)pril t went) -a y i mill look
llrTrictil inrdli'liira but iiul no Iml i until I Ik)
UhlUK lluud'a hminpnr llln. llnvn taken
fimr Ixiltln ul tliU hnillrlun ml ran now rat
aim. anything, aleep Mill, limn mi trampalli
my atomai'b, ni bornliiif end tin dlatrefca."
Mr. Miijum 11 Jliiiiiarr.il Olnny HI.. IWI.
ilmnA, U. I.
Iltmfm flnrmmpmrlllm tiromtarm to
oura sent Iraaia tho ftromlmm.
Good Itittr.
Tkl plinun i llrxt owl by Dr.
JoIiiimii, nlm mill of Hittliurnt, n pliyril
clunt "Hi) huh h limn to 111 vnry
lioiirt'a mnti'iit. Ho linlttil 11 fool, mill
ho battel n nnui, nml lnt IiiiIimI u wbltj;
lio tM a riiry kxhI Hutcr."
FITS
I'armannfitlr IturM. 5 nU ef lK-roiwli
kftr ttrtl lm' iM-oflir Klln'itJr.t N rw
ltil.,n. fe.ii.llur I'll I!l'.H2.lllllllll4lloalltlut.
I.o. Pa. It II Km 11 I.I.I ll 1iiliSt..l'hllxli.lil.l'&
Wouldn't lit Parly to IL
Tailor Cnn't you pny my Dill tixlay,
airf 1 ixhkI tlio iiionity, uh I'm kuIiik
to bo iimrrliiJ next wi-ok.
Oiiatomttr (u coiiIIiikhI bnclitilnr)-
YVlin tf doing to bo niiirrlixl? Hucli 11
fixilluli tlilnK, mill on my moiiuyr Nov
rl lor IXjrfburblor.
I.unlna Uhu Wrutr HIiiMie
tu ale mialler alter using Allen' I'ool I!m,
powilrr. II inakuit tlK'it or lion nhoca oiuy.
(Wiawulluti, hot, nwoiulriK, aching ten, in
arowtiif iietla, rnrtie Mill bunion. Alldruir
Klali mill ! times. 'Itti. Trial pnckairn HKK
by inml. lddrei Allen 8. Ulnialoil, Lo llu) ,
Hew Ywk.
To Whom II Ktfrrrcd.
flarWlay Hcliool Tuncliur Now, Wlllin
Orccn, -rrliiit hid wn to umlcrntiinil wben
Uio Jtlblo fjii'iiku of pooplo who, IiuvIiik
ttyoa, mm not.
Willlo (Jit'on I rimm It miiHt mean
pullootunu. riillailulplilu Itocoril.
I am eutr I'lao'e Corn for Ooii'iilnt'tlim
menl iiij llfn three vrnra mtii.--Mm. Tiiim.
iiokriaa, jiuiiio airmt, orwICJi, n. 1.
JT, llfOO.
Condllloni Improving
itofLernci (on li Im viicntlon) I Im.
1 1 ore tiiero U loin of vlcn nml criinii
unoDg tli Iniliuiin out lioro tliuu thorn
ukuI to la. In tluiro uotT
Oomiiiiincliu 1'nU) You'ro riulit,
pfird, Tli liuint ec many Injuiu at
Uinf maud to bo. .Clilcajco Tribuno.
IMMT'Fl Til I NT
fre our one imnatea uonara Kowara for an
aunol t'aturrh Uiat oau uotbocurwl bjlltll't
Catarrh Carr.
r. J. CIIRKKT A Co., Prop..Tolr1o,0.
We ta andrt lened.liam known K. 1. Cbcney
forllia sail liTrara, and txllcro hlui tUcl.j
hum rutlr In all l.u.llicx Iranaactlniia ami Un.
aaiolallr able lu carry cutauy obllcatluDa luado
vj taair arui.
Vlxt A Tauaz.
Wbuleula llruicdata.TiilFdo,
WauiiNa KihNiN A ManviH,
Wholoialo Uriiairiita. Tnlndu. n.
TlairaCatarrliUuro la takuii lutemallr.artlns
dlrocllr on tbo bloixl nl ruuonua aurfaeeaol
waajratcia. rrlco7,v ppr bollla. Hold by all
JruKrtala. Tratlmunlala Irrr.
llafl'a ramllr I'U.a are tba beat.
Onto Ilia Game.
Olnhb My nifo'H Roirt)? around with
a chip on liur Mliouldur t'xluy.
Cuubb Tlmt ho?
CI n lib Yon, hIio found one In my
jxirkot Uiln moniin). 1'liiliululpliiu
l'rcaa.
The Oldest and Best
8. S. S. hi a coinbinatlnn of roots
find hcrlw o( great curntivc powers,
and vrhen taken into the circulation
searches out and removes all manner
of poisons from the blood, without
the least nhoclc or harm to the system.
On the contrary, the general ilealth
begins to improve from the first dose,
for S. S. S. i3 not only a blood purifier,
but nn excellent tonic, and strength
ens and builds up the constitution
while purging the blood of impuri
ties. S. S. S. cures all diseases of a
blood poison origin, Cancer, Scrofula,
Rheumatism, Chronic Sores and
Ulcers, Kczetna, Psoriasis, Salt
Rhcura, Herpes andsimilor troubles,
Hid is nn infallible cure and the only
ntidote for that most horrible disease,
Contagious Illood Poison.
A record of nearly iV'y years of
successful cures is a record to be proud
of. S. S. S. ia more popular today
thai. ever. It numlwrs its friends by
tlic thousands. Our medical corres pondence
is larger than ever in the
history of the medicine. Many write
to thank tis for the great good 8. S. S.
lias done them, while others are seek
ing advice about their cases. All
letters receive prompt and careful
attention. Our physicians have made
a life-long study of Hlood and Skin Dis
eases, and better understand such cases
than the ordinary practitioner who
makes a specialty of no one disease.
HiancM a ujiaiuuj
sss
we are aoing great
good to suffering
humanity through
our consulting de-
nartmcnt. and invite
von to write us if vou have any blood
or skin trouble. We make no churge
whatever for this service.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIO CO- ATLANTA. OA.
I ' 'ULU WM.Ub All .INK ,HI?.
I Heat Cousb Byrup. 'faatoaGooO. Dae I
ft
hoi a nr aniBitiaw. i-i .
A Itod in Pickle,
hlrn. O'mmIhoIh Why, Johnny, uru
you JiihI K"iiK Imiiii) now? Your
limtliur'H liitoii liKiklnn for you nil niter
noun. .loliuny Ych'iii, I know.
Mm. (ImmIkoId JiinI think how nor
rlml hIiii iniiNt hot
.loliuny Oh, (iIio'm near tlio t-nil o'
liur worryln'. I'll) JuhI Iwnlnnlii'
miliu.
It l.imkid Toui;h.
"Will you cnrvii, Mr. CJIunvnr?" nfki.nl
tlio liwiillmly, ii h nlm pliirod tlio turkey
on tlio IxmriliiiK houxo liibln.
"No, tliiink you," ropllixl tlio fnc
tloiiM liounlor, "hit Mr. Ilnckott. ilu'n
dtouii futlor." I'lilliidolphlu Hullo
tin. ,
Ciajhlccrtlh Century Itobion.
Two woiiidii who wiiiii klncoil by Ij
Invotio Iiiivo Im-i-m found In thu Knxt.
I.nfiiyiitto wiiN tlin IIookoii of thu
KiKlittM'litli ri'iitury. MliuiunpollH
Jouriml.
A Natural Concluilon.
Mollli Wlint iniikon ho iiiiiny cut
tulld row on HiIh pond. CluirlloV
("linrllo Oh, tlmy grow up from lit
tin klttli-M tli itt piiojilo linvu drowned
huro, of court!.
Doubled at Alimony.
"Oh. yon, duiiKlitor'N fully twlto uh
luippy iin hIio wiih with bur liuhlmud."
"How ki7"
" Why, ho iiwd to kU'o )n,r nn .
lowiiucti of only 1U, mid now bo lm to
puy dor f HO."
ANouir.it itmiA uka iii.k uank
Wbloli lh. llorliir. I'lillml to Uiirn or
llnilrrvtMitil.
A nmlirnl mini, uh n ruin, iliNllkun to
acknowli-do tlio viiIiid of n proprictury
nicdidiM'. In fuot, jirofoMilonul ti
iii)tto ilolmrM hlui from doiiiK ho.
Tlii-ro nrn ninny itininont pliynlciniiH,
tliOM) moHt nviinitil In tliiur prof
dioiiH, who hImi full credit to tliu Kri-Jtt
etirutivo properlii'N of VoKidar'H Curu
tivn ('(impound Irom t hn lurt tlmt it in
innniifurtiirixl by nn old nml ndiublu
coiiipiiiiy, proprietor of St. Juoobs ;il,
Irom tlio fornmlii of a brothor 1 1 y h i -ciiin,
w lio todny i-tuiidH in tlio front
ruiikH of tlio ninut I'liiilmlit medinil
men, mid on nirotint of itn iutriuiic
ini-rit it Ih Inrpoly proM-rilxxl by tlio
inodiiiil profiiKMion.
Mrn. N(!ttlctonu;rnpliicullyrelnte8 tlm
pnrtlculurH of lior own cm ho, which will
doubtli-flH Imi of intoroitt to many of our
Indy ruudrrH-
"I hud Ix-on nn lnlonw miffror for
trinity yonrn from dyxpopnia, liver und
kiduuy troublu.i. whim u pnuiiililut wnn
plucoil in my IiiiiiiIh, and, althoiiKh at
tbut t i mo I had Imvii lx-driddon for
moru than hIz moutliH, I dutrnilnod,
uftor readliiK count of tlio ciim;h hlniilar
to iiiinn, which lind Ixtt-n couiplntoly
turnd by Vouolitr'H ('urativoCoiujiound,
to try Homo, unx!eilly oh my lx;torH
fullixl to fiviut lxtnuflt mo, and I had
k'ivnn up nil hopo of ovor being well
HKnlu. Tint ory llrst doco of 16 dropn
ruliaviMt inn. It wnn not lonn bofore I
wim nbln to got up mid about; thrxta
moutliH from tnkitiK tlio flrnt dot I was
unjoyliiK IxttUtr liimitli thmi I bud Ixh-ii
for I I yarn. I hIiouIi! not havo buun
uHto trxlny hnd it not Ih-'dii for Vojol
cr'u Uurutivo Coiiimiiiiii1."
Mr. Notthtton wild : "I havo rvcout
mended Vojjtdor'H Curntivo Coniiouixl
for indlKOHtion mid oczoinn, und in
ivory cane it luiH proved a euro, boyond
doubt. Mr. Hwiiibunk, our clx-uiiHt,
hun wilt urn tlio nniiiDrtof no und of eo
plo who havo 1mii curod by Vogeler'H
Curativi) ConiHund. lly tbo way, the
propriutorn Iihw ho much confidence in
thin xrout lindoii phyMciuti'u dieoov
ery, timt thoy will wtiid u xamplo freo
to uny txT.son HondiiiK nmno und ad
druxH, iiainint; thin pupor." .St. Jacobs
Oil Co.,1'05 Clny St., Dnltimoru, Md.
A Saint Upon Garth.
"I'u," Fold Willio, "what dooH it
menu to niy a muu in 'ouu of uaturo'u
noblomuii'." "
" 'Ono of ' imturo'B noblomon,' my
koii," replied tlio old Keutlumnu, with
n fiKiiillcant Icxik at bin bettor half, "ia
a mnn who mniltiH wlien he tjets hoiiiu
ridiculoiiH, cheap Rift for Christmas,
und uxelniniH: 'How nice I Juot whut
I wanted !' " Catholic Htundard and
Tlmea.
Mental Exerciie.
JSurnico Whnt is tlio nature of thia
brain work Cholly linn undertaken?
llortento llu him mndo his vnlot
tnko u buck peat, and ho tbinkH for him
self what huUh bo will wear each day.
She Knew tier Husband,
l'oddlcr Wouldn't you liko some
mottooa for your lioupo, mum? It's
very cheering to n husband to ceo a
nice motto on tlio wall when ho cornea
homo.
Mrn. Diiugg Ilnvo you irot ono that
nays, "iiuttor Into than novor?" Week
ly Telegraph.
The Tandem Habit.
"Why do Mr. Paintbrush and hit
wife proinonado in cinglo lllo?"
"Ihey used to rido a tiiudom, and
thoy cnn't gut ovor tlio taudom habit."
Fliegoude Hlnotter,
The Fruit ol Filth.
Sunday School Tonchor Faith, chil
dren, Ih believing in tlio oxlBtenco ol
something wo can't too. For ozuuitlo,
whon you buy bananas you know that
thero is a delicious fruit lusldo the
tough skin. Do you understand?
Children Yos, ma'nm.
Sunday School Toachor Well, what
la faith?
Children Bananas.
Makes Money Raiting Popcorn.
A. L. Bchnoffer, of Edgar county,
Illinois, last year harvested tbo largost
crop of popcorn ovor gathorod in the
world. From his 102 acres ho had
1,800 buBholH, a yield of a littlo ovor 17
buehols to the aero. It cost him $17
nil ncro to raUo, sort, shell and pay
ground rant.
SECURED A CONTINUANCE.
Hlinru Trick l'rrielriileil by mi In'
Kviiliinx IIIIiioU I.nwycr.
Ktlii'ii Allen Hulveley of HprliiKllt'ld.
tellx a pretty good xlory of liow, hoiiiu
yearx ago, wlieu lie wnn editor of a
Curlllivllle ttiiper. lie brought the prex
agent ufa clrcux to time ami iniiile lilm
pay Die paper llx pileu for n big ndver
meiit by tlirenleiilng lo aiiiallKtx tlio
allow. Hut up till hint week we don't
know Hint we had ever beard of an at
torney working Ihlx bluff on a court
anil Jury, und the Utile Incident, which
occurred In tlio County Court, U ulto
laughable.
W. II. Crow wun an attorney for a
man under Indictment for nu iiKxnult,
and the cane hud been continued xev
era I tlnieit on one pretext and another,
and wiih up again, nml thu piohccii
tlon wiih liiHlHtlng on going to trial.
Mr. Crow'H wUiichhch were not prcHcnl,
und to go to trial under tlio clrciiin
Hluucea would Kiirely rextilt In a con
vict Ion of IiIh client, and JiiMt what to
do ho wax at a Iohh to know. The Jury
wun In tlio box 'ready to bo paxm-d up
on, und thlngM wero becoming (lexper
ule for Mr. Crow, when all nt once a
bright thought xlruclt hlui, nn I, nd
drcxHliig IiIh honor, ho nmiounccd that
tlio defeiiHe wax ready for trial, but at
the name time Muted that ho thought
it wax only fair to the court und all
concerned to xlale tbut li Ih client had
been expoxed to the Hliiullpux mid wiih
JuhI about duo to break out with It.
"Bill," xald he, "uh fur uh I am con
cerned, I have hud Hiuullpox. ami um
not afraid of It. and If thu othei-H In
tcrcxtcd In thu cane are willing to pro
ceed I am.
The bin IT worked like a charm, and
It U ueeillexx to xay tbut It wax the
utiauliuouH opinion of the proxcculloii,
Judge and Jury that they had better
take no cliunccx. and the attorney got
lilx continuance. It, however. Ih due to
Mr. Crow to xtule that IiIh client re-
Hides In a neighborhood where thero
ban been a cuxe or two of xmullpux re
cently and may have been expoxed. but
up to last accouiilH bad not broken out.
I 'Ike County (111.) Democrat.
lutereat In un llllerc-hllng I'liui-tlon.
"Mumiiia, -when you xueeze a xueezc
where dooH It go to?"
"It gocM Into the air, I Huppoxc. dear.
"And when hometblug tea rex It away.
and you don't xueeze It, where does It
go?"
"1 don't know, child. Don't bother
me."
"Dorn it go back to where It came
from, mamma?"
"Oh. I suppose so. Kuu out aud
play."
"Then you've got to xueeze it some
time, haven't you?"
"Likely bh uot."
"If you wax to sneeze all the xneezen
you bad on hand, would you ever
bueczo any more, or would there be
new hucczch to "
"Willie. 1 wish you would let uio
alone."
"What keeps the xueeze from coming
out when it starts?"
"How do I know?"
"Why Ih It, mamma, that some peo
ple nay 'k-choo' when they ineeze, aud
some say 'k-choo?' "
"Willie. If you don't "
"Johuuy llckou says If I'll give him
Are ceuts he'll sneeze through hU ears.
Can he do It, mamma?"
"No. of course uot, dear."
"I low do you know he can't'
"IJecause Willie. If you dou't stop
bothering me I shall certainly "
"Mamma, what Is a sneeze?"
Whack! Vliack!-Chleago Tribune
Our Nutjoiiul l.oal.
The Indefatigable reveller lu llgures
baa takeu the Ungllsh loaf as a sub
Ject to Juggle with, aud bus produces!
the following startling statistics and
statements:
The national loaf, which weighs con
siderably over seven million tons, eon-
talus rather over l.ulo.OOu.iKjO cubic
feet of the staff of life that Is to say,
If turned out having the width and
height of the ordinary loaf I. e.. sis
aud three-quarter Inches high ami four
and three-eighths Inches wide--It
would have a length of IttT.t&S miles,
which would give every man, woman
and child lu the kingdom a dally ratlou
rather less than four Inches loug, or lu
the aggregate a dally loaf -'.ollT miles
hi length, extending from IOudon to
three hundred miles beyond Mount
Ararat Into the heart of the dominion
owning allegiance to the Shall.
If baked In the form of a biscuit or
cake a (lunrtcr of an Inch lu thlckuess.
the area of the same would amount to
over 1,110,000 acres, and If baked in
a circular form would eutall a walk of
aue hundred aud forty-eight miles to
circumscribe It.
Klcolrlo Towage.
The Krle Cauul Company, which has
the exclusive right to equip the canal
of New York State with a system of
electrical propulsion, has becu Inactive
luce the abandonment of the experi
ments with tlio Lamb type of electric
towage, llecently, however, a now sys
tem has beeu brought to the attention
of the company, ami this will be given
a fair trial. Klectrle townge has prov
ed very successful In Frauce. and Its
practicability ought to ho demonstrat
ed lu this country.
Why Klio Postpones Mnrriiiito.
All the suitors for a girl's hands In
Borneo are expected to bo gcueroiui lu
their presents to her. These presents
aro uever ruturnd; ' threfore the wily
young lady defers as long as possible
a positive selection of the happy muu.
lliul llu- Tom.
"It Is reported that Tom Heed has
taken to smoking cigarettes."
"Oruclousl And Just the other day a
Southern Judge said ho wouldn't be
lieve a cigarette smoker under oath."
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
To Mtihirs esf
In this worknday world few women
are so placed that physical exertion
la not coiiatnutly dauiundud of thorn in
their daily life.
We make a apecial appeal to mothers:
of largo families whom work Is never
done, and many of whom suffer, and
suffer for lock of Intelligent nit.
To women, youuif or old, rich or
poor, we extcDtl an Invitation totu-ccpt
Iroo odvlca. Oh, women I do not let
lliu. Gasnra Bcturmxa.
your lives lie wicriflced when a. word of
advice at the first approach of weak
ness, may All your future years with
healthy Joy. Address a letter to Mrs.
Pinkhnm's Laboratory, Lynn Mass.,
and you will not bo diaappointcd.
" When 1 began to take Lydla K.
Plnkham's Vegetable Compound I was
not able to do my housework. I suf
fered terribly at time of menstruation.
Several doctors told me they could do
nothing forme. Thanks to the Pink
ham advice and medicine I am now
well, and can do the work for eight In
tho family.
" I would recommend Lydla E. Pink
ham's Vegetable Compound to all
mothers with large famlllo. Mrs.
Caiuux IlEtXEVii.i.K. Ludlngton, Mich
Trouble Ahead.
"What nre vou crying for?"
"Mo big brudder'sgettin' a lickin'."
"Ah, I reel You'ro torry for him."
"Nnw, I'm sorry fer my Mill. He's
goin' tcr lick mo fer telliu' on him."
New York Evening Journal.
Saddcit of AIL
Hts It is a pleasure to meet a woman
who has a Fonse of bumor.
She Hut, really, ono doesn't need a
sense of humor to laugh at the things
you pay. Life.
Mil Ambition.
Young Jotief I mean so to livo that
when I die all the great cities of the
earth shall quarrel over the question of
my birthplace.
Young Hrown Yes; each ono will
lay the blame on some other.
The druggixt who adviseH you to uxo
Hamlin's Wizard Oil for the euro of
pain, does you a good turn 1
A Good Mimic
"I don't tee what yoh all has to git
k proud about," t-aid Miss Sadio Cot
tonball. "Cohxa you doesn'," answered Miss
Miami Hrown. "I'zo lieon studyin' do
white folks. Whut yoh wants to do is
jcx' put on do airs yohxe'f an' let do
yuthuh folks do do guesein' 'bout whut
de reason is."
Table Decoration.
Four rather small fern dishes filled
with crowinc ferns are sometimes used
to outline tho center square of the din-
ner ixjani , inu tu-iuui cuitier ueim; oc
cupied by a Mender, rather tall glass
vam, which may.hold any llower pre
ferred, two or three stems with foliago
being mllicient. I
i ' 'mi M u mi' 1 1 Hi
Atgclablc PrcpnrnlionrorAs
similaling the Food andRcgula
Ung UicSloinachs andBowcls of
Promolcs Digcslion.Chccrrni
ncss andRcst.Contalns nellhcr
Opium,Morphinc norIiiioral.
Not Hxuc otic.
JbafeofOtea-SUNUELmaOR
Jlx.Suut
DtfiattnUtSiJa
i lh'?f Sed -fttrtud
SUciv
yifniKynKtnmr.
ApcrTccI ncmetly forConsllpa
Tlon , Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea
Worms .Convulsions .Fcvensh
ncssmulLoss of Sleep.
FacSimito Si'gnalurt of
exact copy or WRAPPcn.
. -vir W'
From Enliited Man to Admiral.
Hear Admiral Oscar W. I'nrenliolt,
United States nnvy, who was Inspection
olllcof at Charleston navyynrd up to
aliout a year ago, and who is now on
tho retired llxt, In (ho only ollieer in
tho xervieo who reached the grndo of
rear admiral from tho iKisitioit of en
lltxcd man. Admiral Furenholt en
tered tlm navy first ax a volunteer dur
ing tho Civil war, and has n record of
moio than 10 years n:n pervito.
Jcalouiy.
"I understand Miss Ooldstandard's
engagement litis been broken. What
was the cuso7"
"Jealousy."
"Jealousy?"
"Yes, her dog became too fond of
him."
In the Ark.
"Don't annoy your father," whis
pered Mrs. Noah to Sliem. "He's in a
bad humor."
"What's wrong with him?" queried
Shem, curiously.
"Why," replied Mrs. Noah, "he
went out on tlio litirlcane deck to let
ono of thodovoH Ioopo, and tho wind
turned his umbrella wrong side out!"
Ohio State J"timnl.
Iloneihoci in the Orient.
The tyjio of horsoihoe common in thu
Orient ia a plate fitted so as to cover
the entire bottom of tho hoof, with a
lerforatlon in tho center. Thfe weight
of tho average horfeshoo is three-fourths
of a pound. Tlio native smiths usually
cut theso plates from sheets of wrought
iron and rudely shape them for the
purpose In view.
Deaf Mute Uied Threatening Language.
For using threatening "deaf and
dumb" language toward his father und
orother a deal mute has been bound
over to keep the peace at Blackburn,
Kngland.
Magic Orchid of Java.
In Java there is an orchid, the gram
matophyium, a 11 the flowers of which
ipen at once, aa if by tho stroke of a
fairy wand, and they also all wither to
gether.
Woman's Acquaintance.
Herr Do you know my wifeT
Frau Very well.
Herr Hut I don't ronember intro
ducing her to you.
Frau Quite true, but I havo a new
maid who wna with your wife two
months. Fliegeude Ulaetter.
Soporific
Hramble I uted to be troubled with
insomnia, but I cured myself.
Thome How?
"I joined a chess club." Judge.
No Sole (or Music
"How queer!" exclaimed Miss
Pcrtio Goodwin, at the Wagner recital.
"My foot has gone to sleep and in all
this noifo, too!" Chicago Daily News.
So Mtar.
Creditor (angry) I tell you, I want
my money.
Voice From Boyond Well, you can't
get blood out of a turnip.
Creditor No, but I can out of a beet.
WASHING MADE EASY
Bv usinir tnv Washing Tablets. N'o acids. '
Send 50 cents for package sulllcient for
3 months, with full directions. Agents
wanted. W. O. POWELL, ,
Box 606. Portland, Oregon.
IIN YOUR
YOU Filld tllB DifferBflGB
One brlnga no
In VOUr TlUrDe.
nrnochont' C I IPO V. lor . 1J3,u'd ,0 r,a,nt or "rril' he ruoata. quickly dc-atroylng alt
UlUCdllCbn O. L-lbtJ IMIICl lice. The prir la iiotblna; In eomparlann to theKoolit wllt.ia.
CnUO Yniir PniPKOrtC . M Oroeabeck'a KE lT..ilu-.-r hiiiI lllth Food to (he
OdlC I UUI UlllbnCllO. chickens prevents morulliv I'ullits brc n taytui; wben flro er
alx muntheold. i5 to 50 per cent, more eggs produced.
PORTLAND SEED CO.. 13B Front St root. Portland, Or. Coast Anonta.
i w iiTTrwiwwr'w j mi
Tor Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have
Always Bough!
In
Use
Over
Thirty Years
Bears the t
Signature A M
For
THK CrNTAUR OOMPtNT, NCW VOHK CITY
Weak?
" I smlfcred lerrlblv and was ex
tremely weak for 12 years. The
doctors said my blood was all
turning to water. At last I tried
Ayer sarsaparim. ana was soon
feeling all right again."
Mra. J. W. Plata, Hadlyme, Ct.
No matter liowlongyou
have been 111, nor now
poorly you may be today,
Aycr s Sarsaparilla is the
best medicine you can
take for purifying and en
riching the blood.
Don't doubt it, put your
whole trust in it, tnrow
away everything else.
1IHI mtiit. All ruis.
AkToarlo-tnrwht hx thln of Ayar'a
fUriituirtlla. lie knowtallahoiitthlaaraail
oM family tnadlrlna. Follow tila aarlee and
J. o. aim i.owau. ami.
DO VOOJ
WORK IU JUL WEI?
THE ORIGINAL
OIL-CD
CLOTMINO-
KACaOITtllSW
IS
..Mt xbrnwia,iiwn
JWr1Are FOR SERVICE.
toon I0B A6" CATAtWUES FREE
SHOWING PULL LINE Of GARMENTS AND HAT3
A.J.TOWRCO,BQ3TON.MAS3. 4
BUGGIES.
UlTttM-ttcraatlarartlOD man anything
the market at anything Uke the prlce. be
cauae they are mad of noa material t
aland "Oregon roarlV Iroo cornere oa
bo lien, bracea on ahatta, liravy eecond-Krowthwbr-la,8crw4lrlm.
Iryoawaat
to reel sure that you are grtUDC your moo
ey'a worth, ask for a "Km Une" or a
Mitchell" (Ilrnney) Uaggy. We guaran
tee them.
MHchall, Lmwlm Saror Co.
BealUe, Spokane, Bolie. Portland, Or,
BISHOP SCOTT ACADEMY
Portland, Oregon. Founded 1370,
U Home School for Boys.
Military and Manual Training.
Write for llluatraleil Catalogue.
ARTHUR C. NEWILL, Principal
POCKET!
mm
Uetween alcklv. lnn.v Milnl on. n...i , .
tnotiejr to i.mr iMxiket. the other meana moooy
U l l-h urf 1 inn li.v.f J
Sold by 63 Douelat Store In
American cities, and the best
retail slioe dcetlen everywhere.
Caution I The eenuine hiva
W. L, luuglas' name and pilco
tiampea on ine Douom.
tVotle increat of sales in tabU btioitt
iSMng.tog rir.
li)00 1,251), 751 Pairs.
Bmlnes) More Than Doubled In Four rsara.
THB REASONS t
kuui:rka iiiakrt and t41U more men'i 13.00
and $3.Who itian any ot hrr I wo mamirai't am .
W, UDoutftai $8.00 and S-l-COiliorsulaml tide tr
sldo witU SA.00 ana $.oo i0joi of other luakea art
found to b juit aa good. 1 he; will outwer two
juiri ol ordmarr tJ.oo and $3.ui ahoea,
Mada of thi best Itathtrs. Including PaUnt
Corona Kid, Corona Colt and National Kangaroo,
r.t Ulor KtvUIi llwaji Blfh Hok V4.
, IMa.UturlM 91 "01 'l KdfLl,'eMBlb,BltJ.
Hlioca by wail, 25 cU. extra. Catalog
fro. V. Tm llOltOLAR, Ilrorkton, llua.
New Year Resolutions
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ifeeley Guro
aute relief ft omUqscr, opium and UOUK
ttablta, Wnalar partloularao
feelty Inslltute. tSiiSZ:
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uianllon tine papor.