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About Bohemia nugget. (Cottage Grove, Or.) 1899-1907 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 24, 1902)
r Difficult Digestion Ttliit I ilyapcpaln. It 1 1 ink cm life iiilacrnlilet. ltd siiflcri'rs Mil mil liiritiinn tlicy uunf In, lint simply Iiitiiiipii! lliey nuiif. They know t lii'V lire Irrllnlilit tun! frrtful ( Imt tlioy cannot liu nlliorwlae. Tlii'y t' it n 1 1 1 ft 1 1 1 of ii linit I nnlc In (tin inonlli, a toiiitorni'sii nt tlm I I L of tlnj ntotu nrli, mi niniiny fi'i'llim n( puffy fuhifnn, lirnilitilic, lii'iirtliurii nml wlmt nut. Tim effectual rcuieily, pruvnl liy pornm unit cnrcn iif 1 1 mm i x n i il h of severe ciiaes, la Hood's Sarsaparilla lIln.iiVVTll.l.a i tlia Writl..iltlo. Winn It'i Contagious. ' 1 loin I wonder If liiHiiiiinlii Ih over contagious? Jax Wull, I llnil It nffcitH mo whunovor our baby Iiiih It. Phlladel Iililu Itiiconl. Itliiiiiniiitlnni ninl Neuralgia will not Urn under tint shiiiii roof with HnitillJi'n Wlrnrd Oil. 00 cents n bottle. Chan,ln; Camel Path. Tim rnmol pnlh which for conturluo Iiiih formed tho only connection bo tweon Jormisnlnm mill Nnlililli (Hy chum) Iiiih at litHt boon miulo Into a rarrlago mail nearly twimty foot wide. CITC rrmsnriiilr fiiml, Ko nta or mwmimim! IIO an.r III"! Ut nrr I Kllnl.'.llrratNi'm ilnlom rui,.l h.r I'll It I! Si. on 11UI l-ill- ail li-t-i. In.ll.ll Ki.ior l.i.l wu i.iiHI..I'lilla..l.liU.r A Sluw. IMIth Why do you tliink Mr.' Field montm ImikIih'hnT Kthcl lie Iiiih unkiil inn why I did not ntti'iiil oeHiklng hpIhhiI. Mothers will llml Mm. Wlnslow's Booth. Inst Syrup the heal remedy to unn lor their children during Ilia lentlilng poriod. Life's Utile I'rlctloni. "Ant you getting ready for winter'" "Oil, yen; wo'n Intd our litit ncrai with tii) Irii iiiiiii ninl liuvo begun to iUiirri'l with tliu coal man." Detroit Free Prons. Plan's Coti) for ('iiiKiiiniitliiii i mi liif.il Iililu iiiiillrliif fi.r iiiiikIid mill cold. -N. W. Mauusx Outsit (Iruvu. N. J., Felt. 17, lvtJO. I he Language. Floor Walker Pit yon wish to look nt some. nuiliugH ami Miinit trounoringH? Do JoiionNo; 1 mint to nu moiiiu collaritiKM ninl cuffliigs. IIKAl'NKHS CINMIT Hi; CIIURII Jly Im-al aiipllcaiTiiii, aa tliy raiuml reach llio UUranl i.nriloii nl Hi rur. 1 lirro Uniiiy one vtny locuioitraliim. and thai Ity e-oii'tlttj-tloual ti-inrdli'. ililur.i la fKiivcil l.v mi In IliluiMlriiiiilliliiii nt tin iniH'oua IiiiIiik lit llio Kti.iarlilaii Inl. When Una Hilt! grta In Itaiiml tun havt- k ruuililliiK miiiihi or nnper ferl iirnrlni:, it'l ln' H la t-iitlroly clixl elvalneaa la ill- iranli, ami iiiilra.lliolnnamraa. Hun ran bit lakrn out ami lltla mint rrimrcit to lla miriiiHl i umlllliiii, hrarlnK will bedrstrnjed lorrrrr; liliiveaara tun nt I' D am caused hr catarrh, ulilrh l iMiihlni! lull an lullamed condition eifthetintiroiiaiMirfaiTs. Wo will Kitn One lliiiKlml hnllara tor any raMol llraiiiraairaiianl ttjr inlarrll) that can ml laimirn! by llall'a Catarrh Cutu. Hend lor t.rculaxa.1,. y c1KNKy CQ Toled(0 old by IlriiKKlala. 760 llaira Family 1'llla are th UiU """" It Dcpcndt, 1'irnt Cliiililili' f city, oM rlmi, I'm iroliiir to it hi fliont. What Hirt of it tip clionlil I nivo tliu keeper? SiwmiikI Chappli' It tli'pvinlH on vlifru yon hit lilni. Ixiiiilon I'linrli. CASTOR I A For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Boars tho Blynuturo of Chiiin the foxy. She Ih your .frk-inl oiilR to marry tho widow? Mi: I thinkwiot. Ilo tnlil mo ho IiikI n lx'ttcr nffor. Smart Sot. A Wet Drop, Hmiily Anil will yo Ink' it ilrap o' whlMliy ii foi ii you you iauv. hauin? TmiiiniiH Ah, wool Jiint it woo ilrap pin. Siiinlyj Thou fiiy when, hnlilln. Tiiiiii'ii'iih Nnv. mini, tho uIiikm will cny whofi.' Ntltlitr Small Nor Short. '"Anilrow Canu-nln Ih ii hiiiiiII mini." "Small! Thorn'H nnvor hocn miy-, tlilmt hiiiiiII ii)nut CiirnoKlo." "Well, thou, Iiii'h Hhort," "Short, with $H0,()()0,()0() to kIvii nwity!" CIkvoIiiihI I'IiiIii Dcnlor. Then tic Cell Noliy. MrM,' IIIukh Your liurilmml Ifn't milfli for hIiow. lln nlwnyH ilrewoH vory ipilotly. MrM. DIuuh Huh! l on oii(lit to hear him HoiiiotiiuoH wImmi IiIh oolhir liuttou rnllM tiinlor tho droncer. ChiniKo Iiully Nuwh. OUT OF DEATH'S JAWS THUII.l.INO RIJSCUH OV A UIICA WOMAN. Tlir Hlnry itt tint Kttiitt at Tnlil by Mra, Tuukrr-A llvrilbltt Kaittirlrncti Willi u llniiy Kmlliiic. Ilow Mrn. Anna .M. Tucker, of .'152 IvoHHiitfa uvoiiiiii. rtloa. N. V.. WIIH kuvuiI from a horrihlo (ato when iloath'a InuH wim iilmimt i'IohIiil' ill toil her Ih i ... . . , tnlil In tliu IuIIowiiik Htnioinoni mituo hy her to a romrtor. "It wan wmiii after the hlrth of my litlln hoy," mIio mid. "Throe illfferent iliictorH hail ilono their Ih'hI for mo, hut they all failoil to ilo mo any kimhI. My oiiKi) m'lnoil to Ihi a I'uuihluatinn of uorvoiiH ami Htomai'h trouhlex. I I mil fiilnlhiL' fiiellH. my U iliil not ilii!i'it anil fiiuciil nn)?roatillHtreiH. My hoiul fell very huilly ami at thmw 1 wan Io llrlimu. I 1 1 t In uelL'hl from l.'H) to (IH hmiiiiIh, I hml no eolor, my foot nml IiiiiiiIh wore uolil mnl my . Illnlw had a prirkly H-iiPiitlon iih 1 1 1 ' 1 1 1 K iiHieop. i wan nut refrefhoil hy xlifp although 1 wli.nt liimvilv. 1 learned of Dr. W II- liamn' I'ink I'IIIh from n pnMinlied oai-o fiiuilar to iiilnii tlial nan noon ruroti liy tin pillH. I tiHik threit or four Ihixoh lu'foni 1 wiih oortaill that I wiih hoitll! honolltiixl, hul itiiitinuisl thuirtiH) until I wiih entirely cured. "I urn irlail In rei-ommeud Hr. Wll liuiMK I'ink I'IIIh for l'alo I'eopln for 1 1 icy are the moiiieimt mat eaveu my life. I do not licllcvo that ordinary mi'ilii'liie itiiilil have cured me." Although MrM. Tucker'H wan a i-cvcro caxu, Dr. WillianiH' I'ink I'IIIh cured her. U'hkt trouhloH yield even more romlilv to tho iMileiit action of thin mar- vi'Ioiih iiiotliciue. Not only will thoco tiillH enre ciikoh Hilllillir to MrH. Tlll'k or'n, hut they have Won proven to lie an tinfiiilluK npecillc for Mich din-ahoH Iih liMiimotor ataxia, partial pariilynlH, SI. Vtlim' Diiinit. Hcinticii. nelirnluiii. fliiitiiTiiitlHin. nervoiiH headache, after offoctH o (trip, of fevorn and of other actitii dlHcnHOH, palpitation . of the heart, palo and hallow complexloiiH mid all foriiiH of wcakucHH either in male or female. Dr. WillianiH' rink J'illn for l'lilo People uru wild hy all ilenlerH. or will he M'lit itoHtnaid on re ceipt of price, llfty ci-ntn it Itox, or nix Ihixoh for two ilollarH anil a halt (tlioy aro never fold in hulk or hy the hun dred) hv nildroHidiu: Dr. WillianiH Mixlli'inii Co.. Sclienoi'tndv. N. Y. Thov net diroctlv on tho IiIihhI and nervoH. Avoid iinilutlniiH; hiiliHtitutoH novor curiil anylKnly. A Cinch. The Hohh No I niUHt have n married iiiiiii for tli Ih poHltiou. Apjilioaut .hint keep it open for an hour. H'h oiiHior to gut marrit.il than It Ih to got it Job. The blood may 1c in had condition, yet with no external Biwis, uo ekiu emotion or Korea to indicate IU The symptoms in such cases being n variable nnoctitc. txtor di::cstion, an indescribable weakness nnd nervousness, loss of flotl and a general run-down condition of the system clearly showing the blood bat lost its nutritive qualities, 1 as become thin and watery. It is In just such cases thai S. S. S. has done some of its quickest nnd most effective wotloby building tip the blood nnd supplying the elements lacking to jnake it strong nnd vigorous. " My wife used ncv eral bottles of 8. S. 8. as a blood purifier nml to tone up n weale nnd emaciated system, with very tnarkcil effect by way of improvement. tiV rfi-nrd It n crcnt tonic nrd blood purifier." J.I'.DujT, Winceton, Slo. I is the greatest of all ' tonics, nnd you will kfind the nppetlte tin ' moves nt once, strenrrth returns, and nervousness vanishes as new rich pure blood once more circulatei through nil parts of the system. . S. S. S. is the only purely vegetable blood purifier known. It contains no tnin erals whatever. Send for our free book on blood and skin diseases nnd write out physicians for any information or advice wanted. No charge for medical advice. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.. ATLANTA, OA. mm MaEtiWKar-.g- ta minis wntnL all tut tuia. irti 1 inil.nn. Hiilil br ilriiamlata. Hi nimi"nrk r-ntmn Making the I'unlihmtnt I'll Crime. Mrn. ItoroiimlhopoloHHly) Mortimer, I cannot make Willie mind. Mr. Itoroum (dternly) Willie, do n your mother wIhIiuh or I will make you go and nil In a coy corner." ISrook lyn IviikIu. The Clnudi of Doubl. "II,, luiu ii.lil me I luiL hit loved inc. " Hild tliu fair girl, "hut 1 don't know whether to marry hint or not." . , .... ..it "I ltll Hliri) III) I0M IIIH llljfl. lO ion II,,. inilli. I tail, von wo. he wnrkn In tho weather bureau. WiiHlilngtoii Star. Clettrlc Itoid to Ml. Illine. Durllitt tho nnHt cilirilncr mi electric railroad wiih completed to tho fiMit of Mount lllanc nt CIiiuiumiiiIx, which makoH It poHHlhlu to roach that place from (lenevii in three mid throe quarlorH hour. Hut recently tho Journey wiih hy illlgloncu nnd took tho greater part of a day. An Iniplratlon. O'lliHilahan Will, tho barn in paint- il an' Oi'll tiiko thot inonuy if Ifn all the Hiiitin to vim. t)ttlnger(HiirpriHol) liy,you can t have painted It ho noon, l'atl O'lliHilahan (triumphantly) Sure, 01 hov, nir. 01 mixed the yellow paint for the llrnt coat wid tho grmie for tint rtccnilil. nil' 01 nut IhjIIi coatH till t'f gether to hiivo tline. llnxiklyn l-.ngiu. No Model. "1 know n mini whom wife never Hiko a word to him ulwut money," ho Hiild. "What n model liUHbainl he iiiiihI have been!" remarked n woman in tin company. "Wlmt u model wife, I fIiouM nay, rather." corrected the m-ond man. "1 don't know aliout that," fiild tho llrnt Hlieaker, "mid wiih deaf and dumb." Salt l.ukit Herald. Changed Plant. "Ih your poor aunt concolablo yet for tho Iihh of her llrnt litiHlianiir "Oh, yon; but now her hocoiii! Iiiih band iH uncoiiHohiblo over it!" l'l io- gando llhiutter. College Colon. "Our college iiilorn are pink and gold," Haiti Minn Frock n. "Our collogo colorn were black and Mini whim I wiih initiated into the Hoorot HOciotioH," added her brother. Detroit Free IVohh, lilt Real Reason. lliffkliiH I tell you I hate to think of my wlfo going away on a vacation. Illlkins I daru say you will lie lone ly, old man. ItlffkinH It imi't that, but nho nlwayn mowed our lawn. IloMou l'ot All Planned. Teacher An inland Ih a body of land entirely Hurroundcd by water. Tnku Cuba, for instance. Tommy My pa nayn thafn what we aro going to do before we got through. Boston Herald. you Detected. "What mkoH the netor criticim bo Hsvoroly? "My dear ulr," miHwered Storming ton lliirnoH, "ho liopen to make iieoplo Bay it in profoHHional JealoiiHy, thereby conveying the ImproHHiou that he Ih In my elneH," WiiHlilngtoii Star. Matched. Mr. Drinker I want a blue neck tin to match my nyiw. SnloHinan I'm norry, wlr, but wo are JtiHt out of Id tut tliMj but I can hell you ono to match your none." If One Loies. Mr. llobliH (on tho way to tho racoH) Nlco ride to tho nice courno, don't you think? Mr. llobbfl (nurvoiiHly) Yes, but think what u long walk .back. A Thoroughbred. Sho Ih it true that when you pro poned to me you didn't know whether I van wotth a iK'iiny? He Ab-olutely. Hut I iUwiivh wiih willing to take chnnccH Detroit Free I'rifH. A Chlncie Pen. The OhinefO pen from tlmo ininie morlal Iiiih been a bruch made of hjiiiu wift hair and tinctl to paint thuciirioUHly formetl letterH of tho Chiiieco nlphaljot. Didn't Keep Count. "How many t linen did you vote In the election?" "Marco Tom," wiih the reply, "ain't vou knowed me long 'nuff tor know dat I don't know mittlu' 'Ixmt 'rlthmetic?" Atlanta CotiHtitutiou. Providing Mlmielf With Buslnen. "You run your automobile very fact through the ctreetn," caid tho friend to the doctor. "Yen," replied the man of pilln ami IiIUh, "I'm nlwayn in n hurry to get there; and, ItoHidcH, when Union are a little dull I can pick up a few canon on tho way." Cleveland l'Jain Dealer. The Easiest VVay. Ilunlmiid What are you doing in my jKickftH. Haven't you any money? Wife I have money of my own, but a iiianV jMtcketn are no much eanier to lind. ABSOLUTE SECURITY. Genuine Carter's Little Liver Pills. Must Bear Stgnn.tu.ro of Sto Facsimile Wrapper Uelorr. Very stamll anil ai oaaty to take as angiir. ICARTERS SflTTLE &IVER H PILLS. FOR HEADACHEa FOR DIZZINESS. FOR DILIOUSNESS. FOR TORPID LIVER. FOR CONSTIPATION. FOR SALLOW SKIN. FOR THE COMPLEXION tsuim I Purely TegctaIiIo.xtfw" jj.u'jj.uimmii CURE SICK HEADACHE. JOHN POOLE, Portland, Oregon, Jootol Ilorrlaoa Strati. Csn cive you tha beat bnrealni In ltuggien. 1'lo'ws. Hollers and Kiitfinoj. WimimillH and Pummi nml General Machinery. Bee us before buying, IgeMIke money Selling my goods. Hlg profits. Ko ex perience New plan. Write for circular. Lock llor COO, Portland. Or. Vigorous but Futile, Wealthy I'litient What Is your bill for amputating my log? Kirilncnt Surgeon Three hundred ilollarH, nir. Woiilthy I'atient (filling out il check) lliftl'H a worthy ofiort, doctor, but it will never restore the leg to Uh normal length Chicago Tribune. OLDEST HUH IH AMERICA Tells How He Escaped the Terrors of Many Winters by Using Peruna. Useless Friends, Tom I'm broke and I want fome money. Dh k Why don't you write to nomo of your frlendt)7 Tom Tlmt'H tho trouble. I've ot too many friend. I-wlnh I know Htranger. Una. FnAKK CanTfit S Marrlll Htreat, Atneibury, Maaa. Tltlo lotto f should oanry Faith anUOonu lotion to thofloarta of all Sick Woman j " I suffered with inflammation nnd falling of the womb nnd other dis agreeables femalo weaknesses. I hnd bad spells every two weeks that would last from eight to ten days nnd would have to go to bed. 1 also had hcael ache nnu backache most of the time and such bearing down pains I could liardly walk ncross the room nt times. I doctored nearly nil the time for altout two yearn nnd seemed to grow worse nil the time until last September 1 was obliged to take my bed, and tho doctors thought nn operation was tho only thing that would help me, but this I refused to have done. "Then a friend ndvised me to try the rinhhnm medicine, which I did. nnd after using the first bottle I began to Improve. I took In all Ave bottles of Lydia E. I'lnkhnm's Wood I'urillcr, four boxes of I.ydla E. I'inkham's Dry Form Compound, three boxes of Liver Pills nnd used three packages of Sana tive Wash, and I nm as well now as I ever was. I nm more than thankful every day for my cure." Mils. Fiia.nk CAinrit, 3 Merrill St.. Amesbury. Mnss. $ T nnfl bo paid If IMu tout Into Lydia . Plnkham Motllctno CO. A Woman's Mercy Fad. A Honton woman will agitato for law tirohibltinir the Ixiillng or roa"tilig of ihoHtnutn, on the ground that it In volves! nalnful death of worms "whom right to llfo, liberty and the pumuit of happinenn Ih no lenn than that of tho mont highly dowered man." New York Tribune. hosd Luxuries for Soldlrf. All F.uropenn armioH have certain extras weekly in tho way of finxl. Sugar in given in England and France, two allium of beer in Hunnia, half a gallon of wine in Italy, three jtoundH of flnh in Spain, nnd live ounces ot in Helgium. butter Reserved Situations. "Yen, tHHir fellow, nho married him to reform him." ' "Well?" "And now heV got his liaiidH full trying to reform her.'" Denver Timen. David Discounted. Sunday School Teacher Now, .Tohhuy, whom, more than any bHy olM), ilo you wlnli to nee wlieli you go to heaven? Johnny (eagerlv) Goliath. Honton Herald. hunbnad de- Aren't they hiil- Explaincd. "She bragn lx-canno her Higlin nil her droncon. eoun? "I went to nelKHil with him. He nlwajH waH color blind." A Great Orchard Man. In 187.1 Fre.il Wellhoune, tho Kannas "ajiple king," wan a wage earner. He knew a great ileal ntsout orchards, how ever, and iH-gaii on a small scale to raino fruit. Now he has 1,240 acres of orchards, ami his apple crop this vcar in 110,000 bunheln. Never Heard of It. Amazed and Delighted Foreigner (hw (imt view of Niagara Falls) Why ces zei-H no far from Huffeclo? Native Great Scott, mister! How could we move it any closer to Iiuffalo? Foreigner How? ICes cet not a part of zee Pan-American fcxpozee- sheeon? Chicago Tribune. Sideshow Gossip. "The armless wonder is a cute one." "What'n ho ltoen up to now?" "Sent a specimen of his writing, done with bin toes, to a woman who makes a business of reading character from hand writing. Hut she was into, too. She wrote backthat he mut be left handed." Philadelphia Hulletin. Mr. laaac Brock, tho Olileat Mm In the. I'nlieil State. Mr. Innac Hrook, of McLennan county. Tox., has attained the great age of 111 years, having Wn born in 178H. Ilo in an ardent friend to Peruna and HpcakH of it in the following terms: "During my long life I have known a great many remedies for coughs, colds, catarrh and diarrhoe-a. I had alwnyH HUpHned these affections, to be different dinoanen, but I have learned from Dr. Hartniari's luniks that these affections are the name and aro prop erly called catarrh. "Ah for Dr. Hartman's remedy, Pe runa, I have found it to be the host, if not the only reliable remedy for these affectionn. "Peruna has been my stand-by for many years, and I attribute my good health nnd my extreme age to this remedy. It exactly meets all my requirements." "I have ramc to rely upon it almost entirely for the many little things for which I neitl medicine. I believe it to be especially valuable to old people." Isaac Hrock. Catarrh is the greatest enemy of old age. A jwrnon entirely free from ca tarrh ih sure to live to a hale anil hoarty old age. A free Inxtk on catarrh cent by The Peruna Medicine Co., Cedum bus, O. WET weather wi5D0M!iThe Farmer's First Profit Os. tup nmr.tMAl I rCftWE?'S OIL.ED CLOTHING SLACK OH YELLOW YflLL KEEP YOU DRY NOTHING ELSE WILL TAKE NO SUBSTITUTES CATALOGUES FREE SHOWING FULL LINE OP SARHf NTS AND HATS. A.J.T0WER C0..B03TON.fiA55. Ia made In hla aolrctlon of Kt L HcnJ for Our Complete Annual Cata logue for 1902, FREE! It contains full dlrertlona for garden work and many useful tablea for the farmer. No one sella better Feed than LAMBERSOS'S 8EEDS. LAIYIBERSON - Portland, Oregon SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES. New Year Resolutions fffeetey Cure TAKE 1UU bur relief bom liquor, opium anil tattnoa nsblU. Bona tor partloularao Saeliiu lnc.111,.1. Moveil tit -t'.'O Wlllliinlt K88ISy inSllIUte, rortlnuil, Orecm N. V- N. U. .No. 4-lUll. WI1ISN wrltlnc ta ndvortlaers ploaae UJeutlDU thla iwper. How He Kept Up. ' "Well, Kill v. how did camping go?"' i "Oh, nil right; 1 slipped off to the (arm bonnes around mm anil then and , got a square meal on the sly." Founded 1B10 A Homo School tor Day Military and Manual Training Write for Illustrated Catalogue ii i i nn 1 si ill i aai I'liriiii .mm- i-. i rr.rrurnnii.r mi iiM i ii i' i m I jf The Farmer HBT, "'le Gardener iCj o fa The Housewife il i iirar Tly coat a UtUe lnce. Tl.ry fHL FJUM arn tronii a fftrut ilnil iiiiiii VMWjA jSrf4jf Ulan the ordinary Lmd. oltl gftJSW ercrywhere. IDlc annual free. 23Ja ' D- M FERRY II CO. VHqB ' Detroit, Mich. vjifi 0) i&mQi&&mar (It is F?EFREsJi And Acts s Pleasantly and (ently. Insist, Oh ToOVECOflB'1 pERMAHEMTLY 11 With many millions of families Syrup of Figs has become the ideal home laxative. The combiuatiou is a simple and wholesome one, and the method of manufacture by the California Fig Syrup Company ensures that perfect purity and uniformity of product, which have commended it to the favorable consideration of the most eminent physicians and to the intelligent appreciation of all who are well informed in reference to medicinal agents. Syrup of Figs has truly a laxative effect and acts gently with out in any way disturbing the natural functions and with perfect freedom from any uupleasant after effects. Iu the process of manufacturing, figs are used, as they are pleasant to the taste, but the medicinally laxative principles of the combination are obtained from plants known to act most bene ficially on the system. To det iis beneficiaJ effects- J" buy the erviirerMirufaciired by SAr Fran&idco.c&i. Ncw YorRiNX Louisville. Ky. BV ALL DRUOOIST3 PRICE JOt PER OOTTLB ft 1 JN1