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About Bohemia nugget. (Cottage Grove, Or.) 1899-1907 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 29, 1901)
-..il 1 A Qucillon of Aj. Krcddy And can you really nnd truly romombor Abraham Lincoln? Orandpa Why, yon, of course. You sco, I'm n grunt deal older than you itro. Freddy Hay, Krnndpa, how old will I hiivo to bo boforo I onn romum bur lilni? A Maicullnt Udy'i Mild. A IloHtonlim whllo exploring tho fllun of 11 paper printed In IiIm town 11 contury iko catno noross this rattier Btartllng advertisement: "II. llogiirs inform those ladles who wish to I hi dressed by him, olthor on assembly or bitll days, to itlvo him notice the previous day, LikIIoh who ontmuo to nnd don't dross must pay lmlf price." The Candid Suburbanite. "I supotfo pcoplu around hero raise their own vegetables?" "Homo do; otliorw merely plant them." Puck. FITC IVrmaiwntlr OurM, Un fits r irfninoM rl IO IUrnil'lf'oii.if lir. KlWaOrrit Ncrvs ltMtnr. K'n.lfnr ftl!i:Si.oniclllK,ul.,n.ltrfu Int. 1. II. 1 1 K I I l.ld..W uli St.- J'iilla4tllila, 1'a, A Mere I'ormillly, Haddon Krvo I want to mnrry your daughter, sir. Mr. CJoldrox ll'inl What ar'i your prospects? JInddon Krvo Kino. She's willing, no it doesn't much mutter what any ono else says. Philadelphia Truss, Claiming Her Privileges. "I want it understood, mum," raid Dridgut before signing witli her new mistress, "that 1 shall have mu reg'lar afternoons olf during the hut weather without projudyco to mo va cation of wan week in October, mum" Chicago Tribune, Well Received. Simpon Wo wont out last night to serenade tho Perkins girls. Hopkins Did it go olT all right. Simpson Their father throw half a dollar down to us and said please iilay till dayliglit maylm it would help him to get some sleopv Chicago ltccord-lloruld. Mothers will II lid Mrs. Witulow's Booth lug Hymp tho beat remedy to uso lor their child ran during iho teething period. Kobben, "Henry I Henry I" whisporcd tho wife of tho good citizen, "there's a robber in tho house." "It's of them," replied Henry, "in tho house and senate, too, but they ain't a circumstance to those in tho city councils." Philadelphia Press. Not entirely Mute. He What I feel for you, Muriol, I can never tell you in words. Truo love is silent. Muriol Oh, no, I assure you. It sjieaks to papa, lrrtn1iotbrJIyeI,lo,iOiire' for Con imiiitloii lint nn crnm! fur coughs and cold s, John K. Dutch, Trinity timings, lml., Feb. 18J00O Hard Reputation. "You aro wanted in a hurry nt Mr. auzzam'sl" cried tho youngster, breathlessly. "Aro you sure they sent for mo?" asked young Dr. Killiam. "Yes; thoy said ou could not, do any harm, as Mr. Giuzam's dying now." Philadelphia Press. Juit So. Little Klmor (who has an inquiring mind) Papa, what is firmnoss? Prof. Hroadhead Tho oxerciso of will power, my son. Littio Elmer Well, sir, and what is obstinacy? Trof. Hroadhead Tho oxerciso of won't power, my son. Puck Therolsrnore Catarrh In thii section of the country tlmn all other diseases put together, ml until tho last few ycora wh auppowJ to bo Inourahlo. For great many years d tors Pf; nounco.1 It a local dlsca.e, and V,"'tJ'1 'ctJ remedies, and by eonitantly Mjllnp to cure with local treatment, pronounced It Incurable-, fk-lenco liai proven catarrh to bo a conitltu tlonal dlwa.p, and then-tore require; conitltu- on! treatment. Hall'. VjvT,?," nfaeliircd by V. J. Che tier A Co.. To edo, Ohio, At la taken Internally In oe from 10 drops to iteV.pomiti . It acts dlrcclly on tho b"lood ndin.K uaiurfaoesoftlioiyafein. Thcyo"cr one hundred dollar, lor W '"iff. cure. Bend Hold by Dniiwlata. 760. llall'a Family l'llls aro the beat. No Gnawing Hunger to Porbld. Drown I wondor why big strikes always como on or como oil in hot weather? Jonos Oil, in hot weather a man gonorally gets tho idea that ho could sustain llfo on pump water Chicago Itecord-Hontld Newi From the Interior. "Tho now tologrnph editor is a humorist" "Well?" "Ho heads an account of tho can nibal islanders eating tho Go"nan eciontists, 'Troublo in Their Midst' Olovoland Plalndealor Pain, Suffering, Wizard Oil could not livo together, bo pain and sullormg moved Tut. Ask your druggist about it. Not Interested In Hay. "Thoy say tho hay crop this year will bo immonso." rnnv "How about tho gasolino cropf "Hang ft , didn't you know that I "md bought an automobile?" Olovoland Plain Dealor. Patents-Send .no Money BEFHIENDED A RATTLER. ntorjHIiotrluic I.ovo Kven for BerpenU In nn Animal Keeper. That love for even the accursed and despised of the iiiilnml tribes that de velops In men who have made this Held their llfo study was never hotter Illus trated, soyg tlio Now York Times, than by a story an animal hunter tells about Curator Dlttmars of the reptile house la the Now York Zoological park. "When Dlttmurs ami I were hunting snakes down In Houth Carolina wo heard of nn old stagur of a rattler In tho vicinity to which people thcrcalMitit had given the uainu of 'Old Duvu.' Old Davo was sly nnd never showed him self In the duytlmo, hut at night came out and warmed himself In the baked sand of the roadway. Ills six-Inch wide trail which was In evidence tho next day showed tho old fellow must havo been n whopper. "It was not until the day before that set for our return to Now York that wo had a fair chance to catch him. He got away from us to a heap of rock, however, where only a quick shot with n gun could have fetched him. I had my gun ready and was about to llro when IilttniarH knocked the barrel up ward. " 'Don't do that,' ho said, 'let tho poor devil llfo If you can't catch him alive.' "Kor tho moment there was a hot ex change of words, hut the snako was lost to us and mournfully wo sot on tho train for New York. Several hours la ter Dlttmar said: 'Jerry, maybo yon do not feel as 1 do about Old Dave, but when I get back to New York I will be glad to know that somewhere down In Carolina that line old specimen Is loose and Is having a good time. If you bail killed blm It would have spoiled all my desire for ever going back tbero to hunt. Walt till you've been In tho busi ness nwhllo and you will learn how much pleasure may be derived from preserving rather than tuklng the llfo of a dumb animal.' " SIR JOSEPH DIMSDALE. Wealthy Hanker, Who la the New I.or.l Muynr uf l.midsii. Kir Joseph Cocklleld Dlmsdalc, tho nowly elected Ixml Muyor of Iyoiidon, has long been n figure In the municipal llfo of the Ilrltlsh metropolis and Is well known for his connection with th great hnuklng Arm of Dlmsdulc, Cave, Tugwell & Co., the leading financial houso of the city of l'reseot. Ho was bom within sound of How Hells In 18dU, and lu 1601 made his debut In polities by his election as ulderman for Corn- Sill JOSEPH DIMSDALE. hill, Klnce then be bos occupied the usual preparatory ollices which serve as steps to the mayoralty. These aro tho places of sheriff and member of the London council. Last year Sir Joseph was elected a member of Parliament. Tho new lady mayoress was formerly Miss Ilcatrlco Holdsworth, and sho was married to Sir Joseph In 1873, the occa sion being ono of social Importance. It Is said that this couple Is pre-eminently fitted to discharge the society functions of the municipal corporation. DEATH REVEALS IDENTITY. Woman for Wlioiy Klinuail Yatea Bnf1 fori(l Till tirlalin Mieti t The Countess of Stradbrooke, whoso death has taken place In London, was the peeress who was tho cause of the arrest of DdmumI Yatos, the Anglo American Journal ist who was the proprietor and ed itor of the London World. It was on her nccount that ho was convicted of criminal libel and sentenced to a y e a r's imprison- mm it. BTRADnuooKi: nioiit. Yates could nod the penalty by giving the name of the writer of the libelous para graph. Tho libel In question was n par agraph for which mere was not n simu ow of foundation and which originated lu the lively Imagination of tho Count- . - fl, ITnlA..- ess. The countess wuo .iwm uemu Kniser, daughter of (Jen. ucitn eraser, of the Ilrltlsh army, and was married to tho Karl of Strodbrooko In July, 1S08. Small l'ay lbr Ivan Ivuiiovltcli. The Hussion soldier Is wretchedly paid. Ho Is tho worst paid soldier In Kurope, and, therefore, has a very hard tltno during his four years of service, unless his good folks at homo aro In clined to 1)0 generous. Tho Infantry soldier Is paid about 1U cents a mouth, and tho cavalry soldier only a little more Sergeants receive about GO cents a month, and young otllcors from $15 to $50, according to their regiments. Iho higher olllccrs are also very poorly paid by comparison to olllccrs of rank In oth e; nrmlcs.-Pearsou'B Magazine. Switzerland's Export of Watches. Switzerland's export of watches last vcar broke tho record. It consisted of MO 420 bK wntcllcS 8'080'777,f ver and 800.258 gold watches, besides nearly 7,000 chronographs and repeat-era. I 'STA U MUf Hxroiii rtfAttt. Uy 3'r. 1 9 ' 7r ilia) riMiMeTtB t rAts , ' '-- j ( fik I 7tarTi"i j "E. Rice, Qrecnvllle,' "J. T.," "Oood Luck," vL UmM II "l "Cross Bow," "Old Honesty," Brandy wine," --tsoorses. J. IB "Jolly Tar," ' Standard Navy," "Planet," "Nep- sxMJ IS tune," "Razor," "Tennessee Cross Tie," "Oranger 23 tP"X ,ir. vq'jtvip (Two"GrangerTwlt"Ustbelngequl tooneof otherment!oned.) 3 igrVt-'-'SV-'- iMLlittait rxm TAOS A! AY BE ASSORTED IN SECURINO PRESENTS. Si T8 XiX letnrtiH rt Jiutt. og CAKr H match eox fry. 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