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About Bohemia nugget. (Cottage Grove, Or.) 1899-1907 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 25, 1901)
The Main Thing. "I licnr you havo bcon nolcotcd to deliver t)io vnlldatury nt your coin nionconiflnt," , ' , "Ve.,"rorillod tlio fair griiilimtu to bo, "and It'H Just worrying mn nick, j don't know what Htylo to mloiit." "Why, thorn's only onb style to a valedictory ndilrowi. I should " "Hilly I I'mitpoukliig of my gown." l'lillndlphia Press, Thorolnrnoro Catarrh In tin nectlon nftha country tlmti nil otlir illrnr suit tcpiithcr, ml i "I I' Ilia lo'l '"w Vara wn" "l'l'Okc(l to ba Inoiiritlilu. For n icriint many ilwlnra nro nounrcil It fi local illnfam, and iirracrlbril local rrmcillH. ml by couilnntly MIIIhk to cure with local treatment, nronotinroil It Iricurnlilo. Folonfa has jirovcn calarrlito to acoii.lltii. tloiial itlovnao. Arid thtri'loro rlri' conmltit. tlnnal iroaliiinnt. Hall's L'ltitrrli ('urr, immi. iifaiMtircl by V, J. Chrne r V Co., Tolcilo, Ohio, j I liu only roriall tn tldiiul cum on l ho initrket. it In taken Internally In doin I ruin lOOrointo n irnaiinntifnl, It acta illrictly on tlio lilnod mill iniicoiia aurfacci ol tlie nyaieiu. 'i'lier offer mid liiitufrcl dollar lor any rata It lulls to cure. Hcml for rlrrnlara anil totlmonlala. Ad. drii. K. J. t IIV.NliV A CO., Toledo, 0. HnlA l.r IriiffKlt. 7ftc. Ilall'a I'auilly I'llla arq tlie txit. Why They Guided. "Iltit IiIh k'ttors nro no giialilng," thoy protested to tlio fnlr young thing who wiw corresponding with it onti inontitl youth. "I know thoy uro," bIio mid, "hut you must rciiimnbor tlntt hu writes with it (ountiiin pon." llultlmoro American, Juil a lluibind. Mi trout M'nry, you hnd it uiiin In tlio kitchen hint uvuiilng, Win) ho relative of your or n friend? Mnld Neither, iimrm; ho wiih only just my husband. llonton Transcript. Nut H Vlolnnt I'll re. Tlio day ol tlio cannon-linll lll W iait Hwrct, fragrant, mild, hut cffecilvo Cncrti Candy Cathartic takca their dnc. All drinuUK, 10c, sic, uv, In Nulihtll. "How did you like tlio (Initio to my first net?" inquired tho playwright. " I didn't seo it." rcpliwl tho llrat nlghtur. "Ah I Clot there too Into, eh?" "So; went nwity too noon." IIuooklvn, N. Y., Oct. 11. Tho vtiluo of Garfield Ten, the herb euro, la ante gcated by thrao facta: it la a specific for till (licenses of tho llvtr, kidneye, atone ach and bowels ; it purified the blood and laya tho foundation for health. Oojjlti or Nothing. "No, doctor; I won't wear plain spectacles. If I'm compelled to wear glances, I'll try goggles." "Hut, my dear air, there is nothing fashionable in goggles." "Oh, yes?; eoplo will think I run on automobile." Philadelphia Press. An Ethical Sidelight. Harris If you knew ho wns lying, why didn't you toll him ho? Buck What would have Iwcn tho use? Ho knew hq was .lying jMt cnotigli, nliil h6 w8uld"'ilbt" Imvo felt bo pleasant toward mo If I hnd let him know I know it, too. Boston Tran script. Sure to bo arrested 1 Any ache or pnin by Ilnmlin'a famoua wizard Oil. Yonr druggist soils it. A Real One. "Whew I exclaimed tho first pigeon, "wasn't that sparrow mad when I awiped that grain of corn from him?" "I should say," replied the other. "Talk about your 'small hot bird'." Philadelphia Press. Mothers will find Mra. Winslow'a Sooth. Inc Syrup the beat remedy to uae lor their children during tbo teething period. Plenty ol That. Askit So you think there was glory enough to go around at Santi ago? Tellit Yes; and thoro was loss of memory enough to go all tho way around Cuba and back again. Bolti moro American. JOHN POOLB, Portland, Oregon, foot of Morrison BtraaU Can give yon th best bargains In Bugtriea. Plows. Hollers ami Kiiiriiies, Windmills and Pumps ami General Machinery. Beo ue before buying, Summer Resolutions KseBey Quire urt xeltal liom liquor, opium and tobaaou habits. Band for particulars to Inolllnto Moved to 4ti WHllniiM inSlllUlB, Avo., I'ortlnnd, Oi-c-eoii. Keeley BESTFOBTHE BSwela clear and cloaalf touko traoi tuna pioiauaao ggr . . . ....... m..tan(wt.nnnMa. Flsasam, raiataoie. rwv ,n. . nt w . 1 1 j, WSier Hlck'eo. Weaken, or prlpe, JOa, . jtv,'.lt ?or free eample. and booklet on be aJtB. '"a.a aurll Bm4y Cpuy, Ctllll. BoaUMl, ' KEEP YOUR BLOOD CLEAN Tim Nw I'lro Nat Ilcrcnlly mlnplrd hy onn of tlm inelrnpol. linn lira ilopnrtnieuta hna proven n won uorriil aiicceaa n n Ufa miver, Hvcrv one ink-t-aapn-litl Imrreat In niiy Invention that v, III mivoor proloiiK lift. Tills l the rcaNnn o many people hnvii been pralalng ilio inerliHol Iliteiti-r'n Htoiniioli lllitcn dur lilt,' the lml hfiv yearn. Ittmrcs ilvapepaln, liiilliet (in, bllliniaiieaa, iiprvoimioa, and llverntid kidney trouhlea. Manyjihvslflnna prcaerlho and rceoniinend It, i)u not lull 10 iry It. Hound to Sell. Ilarber Wouldn't you like a bottlo of our hair restorer? CustoiiMsr No; tliimk you, I pre fer to remain bald-heailud, Harbor Then our hair restorer is Just tho thing you want, air. Tit lilts. Compensation. Driver Waiter, this chop Is very small. Waltor (a raw hnnd) Yos, sir; but you'll llml it will take a good while to eat It. Glasgow Kvcning Times. IT UICKFUHO, Woihlnglon, D. C. they will re- 11 I w.. n.tlriU Z t. .1. U 1. .,..1. C1..M 20tU Cori, l'roiccutlui; clulrai alnco 1D7S. Ilidly Mixed. ' Your now dog seems to sleep In tho day ti mo in order to bark at night." "Yes; I guess he's a Chlneso dog." "Chinese dog?" "Yos; of course you know that when it is day in China it's night here." Cleveland Plain Dealer. An Eye lo Duilntii Tommy (on a visit) Do your specs magnify, grandma? Grandma Yei, Tommy. Tommy Do you mind taking them olT while you cut my cake? Tit-Hits. CBTQ Prrmanenlly Cured, ;o nta o nertouanoi rllw nrr WiMr'"'l"f 1- Kllne'tllrfOt Nrrt, It'iO.rrr. fMi.llurl'UI!l'.8J.00lrl.ll.lllen.llrrat. laa. Da.ri.II Klii.I.kI..V3I AnliSt..l'I.IUI.Ikhli.r. Good Proipecli. Neighbor I saw tho doctor call at your house this morning. Is your father very ill? Hoy Not yet. Tho doctor only conio today for the first time. Tit-Hits. Bkooklyk, N. Y Oct. 14. People who have headaches know what they are, and those who take Garlleld Head ocho Powdera know how completely and how quickly they ran be cured. This remedy is reculiarly adapted to the needs of nervous women. He Wasn't Costigan Don't say you aint dono nothin . MailiuMii And why not? Costigan Hecauso that isn't good Kimlislu Madiiran Faith. I'm ttlad to hear it. for by tho powera, nayther nm I. Catholic Standard and Times. 1 do not licllcvo l'lao'a Cure fur Con antiiptlon hna nn equal for coiijiln nnil rohla, John V. HoYea, Trinity bprliiKs, InU., Feb. IS. 1U0O. Naturally Puzzled. "Ho oes,"said tho French travoler, "what you call zo roundsman.' Ho say ho havo been long on zo beat. I ask: 'What you go around?' Ho say zo skovairo. O, zeca languagol" Chicago Herald. FARING MEN KNOW THE VALUE OF SEA 1 ?T 1 A Y7 . L mm OILED CLOTHING IT WILL KEEP YOU DRY J IN THE WETTEST WEATHER HOOK f OH ABOVE TCADt (IMS ON jALC evertwmerc CATALOGUES FREE 5H0WIN5 PULL EtNEOPGARflENTJ AND HAT! A. J.TOWER CO.. B03T0N. flADa. lillii THE STAR OF STARS STEEL STAR WIND MILL. Ilai ball Learlncr in turn-table. Tumi Ircoly to tho wind. , Jlall bearlnsa tliruat In wbeol, InmrliiR llghteat running qualities, and reserving Brcatcit amount ol iiower lor pumping. Galvanized After making, . 1'ut together with galvanized bolta, double-nutted no part can rust or get loose and rattle. Weight regulators pcrlcct regulation. No aprlng to change tension with every change ol temperature, and grow weaker with age. Itcpalrs alwaya on hand. Theie thlnga aro worth money to you. Then why not buy o BTAU 1 MITCHELL, LEWIS & STAVE ft CO. PORTLAND, OREOOM. SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES. n. r. N. u. No. 43-1001. w HEN wrltlnr t Bdvertlaert pleaa NOV. 30 g H "rA"' tows. I tO TitS, . i w i w.raa in n n i m'Bsmau i , i "Am. am F Wt ULL II m f. w-w W I jm I zmtAmmi NiKintnaD iv tags . a ail hi l a HI "Cr srr snvrrrtircD I W H B$ 1 ItiUCS. rounrti re JtlUtS. HATCH BO (P 'j' i ,i i n i i , .ly.sgrj is nn. aauea- i HI FROM (PLUG SMOKING.) lUMlOND'Muralliaf SPEARHEAD" ( PLUG SMOKING.) PIPER HEIDSIECK TJAC 99 AR6INY (PLUG SMOKING.) HsHONET E. Rice, OreenviHe," J. T" 'Qood Luck," Cross Bow," " Old Honesty," Brandy wine," Jolly Tar," "Standard Navy," "Planet," "Nep tune," "Raor," "Tennessee Cross Tie," "dranger Twist." 9 (Two "Granger Twin" tags being equal to one of othera mentioned.) TAOS MAY BE ASSORTED IN SECUR1NQ PRESENTS. ' 1902 TOOL SIT. Mk tSO TiCt. iuitCA miioi in nut cut roitcco. i!li BurrcR Kirt ttouif. stiAct tuiAt men 'AOtlT to rtes. SAlf AMO hppm sir. teontt. Our new illustrated CATALOGUE OF PRESENTS FOR 1902 will Include many articles not shown here. It will contain the most attractive List of Presents ever offered for Tags, and will be sent by mall on receipt of postage two cents. (Catalogue will be ready for mailing about January xst, ipoj.) Our offer of Present for Tags will expire Nov. 30th, 1902. CONTINENTAL TOBACCO COMPANY. Write your name and address ptainly on outside of packages containing Tags, and send them and requests for Presents to C. Hy. BROWN, 424-1 Folsom Ave. St. Louis, Mo. 'riCAtt wxTCAf , jrtr wihb sir ills tah HCtsuitt. ksomr touts. S AO ?f TAOS, SIX I 'A CH. 'lrnrsAMomtxs. SUCAMOAIt AMBUS. m I ft J li Vt fi t I 1 mnm Consolation. Farmer Mossbnohkor Tlio prinoi piil of tho nciulcmy snys my daughter has got elocutionary tnlont. Fnrmor Hornbnok Wa-al, don't tnko it too muoli to heatt, Enooli; sho may outgrow it. Fuck. An Omission. "Suo deolaros tlmfc sho is einglo from choico, said Mis Kittish. "But did sho say whoso choioo?" asked Miss Frocks. Free Press. What Ought To Be. "But porfcot lovors aro so plontiful in books, and so rare oleowhorol" "Yes." It's a pity 0110 doosn'tgo with every ongagomont ring." Puok. In the Blood. Jnok I'vo resolved to give up drink ing and betting and all that sort of thing. Tom Oh, you'll never keep that resolution. Jaok I'll bet you tho drinks I do. Glasgow Evening Times. None to Imitate. "Now, Johnny, "his mothor said, as thoy started for church, "I want you to bohavo like a good little boy." "I can't," blubbered Johnny. "I don't know any good littlo boy." Chicago Tribune. Celestial Costumes. "Husband I wonder what wo shall wear in heavon," Wifo "Woll.if you got thero, John, I imngino most of us will wear sur prised looks." Smart Sot. ' To The Very End. An old lady, boing told that a cer tain lawyer "was lying at tho point of death, " exclaimed : "My graoious I Won't ovon death stop that man's ljing?" Tit-Bits. ' Ills One Sorrow. First OHloo Boy What's Jimmy oryin' for? Second Offlco Boy His grand mother's dead on' goin' to be buried on a holiday I Tit-Bits. Quite Strange. Blobbs It seems funny that living altogether on the ocean thoy should nevor get their sea legs on. Slobbs Whom are you talking about? Blobbs Tho mormaids. Philadel phia Record. Tommy's Little Hint. Tommy Toll mo a story, undo. Undo A story 1 But I don't know what to toll a story about. Tommy Oh, tell mo a story about a littlo boy who had a good undo who gavo him 10 cents. Indianapolis Sun. Her Glad Surprise. "I havo found out ono thing about my husband," said tho brido who had been married before, "that surprises me greatly." Hor friends moved up a littlo nearer, no that they could whisper, and asked: "What is it?" "His salary is just as big as ho. told mo it was." Chicago Record Herald. A Hopeless Case. "Aro tho Guggletons in suoh re duced oircumstances?" "Oh, yes. Why, I undorstad thoy aro obliged now to livo within their income " Lifo. PRIIC.QIAM Kills lice on Foultry. Vpa rnUOOlAIV paint the perches, tho Ol? lfl I P 15 fumes kill thu lice. Hens tlvC IVIaaL.Cn cannot feed Uco anil feed you. rrlco.BOo ami 81.00 ncun. Sold by dealers, I-nUSSIiN REMEDY CO., St Paul, Minn. Ucntlemani I am a breeder of flrt.elaa flll-Laee wjandottea. I won a can of your PRUSSIAN LIQUID LICE KILLKR m apeelal premium at the St. Paul Poultry Show ot MOO, and nnct It 1 aJl rlfht. There are aayeral hare taatwantarellabU . Iloe klller.and youra la all right. WK. U SWaapKUT, Wayaata. rilnn. 3. 11 UALONB, of Adel, Mo . aaya the PUUSS1AK Z.K3B KILLKB la jutt Ibe thin? for lie. on bora, and la worth ne tlmea Ita ooefc K. J. Uowon, Coast A.'ut, 1'ortUnd, Or. meuuon tnii paper,