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About Bohemia nugget. (Cottage Grove, Or.) 1899-1907 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 18, 1901)
Catarrh Tlio caiiHo oxIhIh In tlio blobd, In wlint cuuhoh inllitiniimtloti of tlio inucoiiH membrane II Ib tlioroforo linponHlblo to euro tlio (IIhuuho by local upplluntlotm. It 1h positively (lungcrouH to nctf loot It, bcciiUHO il tilwiiyn nireotH tlio Htoiimcli mid (lonuigRH tlio (joiionil licullli, uiul In likely to (lovolop Into coiiHiimiitlun. Many Imvo been rarilrally ami permanently cured by llooil'n Hnraaparllla. It clennara tlio blooil mil ha a in-cullnr alterative nml lonlo (ffeet. H. Ionir, California Junction, town, writes! "I had ratarrh tlireo years, lout my appetite ami roiilil not sleep. My ,ciul tinlncil mo nml I felt bad all over. I took Howl' ijaraaparllla nml now bavn a good appetite, ilccp well, mil linvo nu nymptoriin of catarrh," Hood's Sarsaparilla IroinlHUH to euro and ltcopa tlio jiromlao. It In better not to put oil treatment buy Hood'n todiiy, Aggravating Mm. Mrs. Flltoy My litiMlmixl 'h tlio meanest tiling.. II liui! tlio rheu matism when lio woke up thin morn ing. MrM. Hitny Wnll? Mrs. Fllety Well, that's n ntiru sign of ruin, nml 1'vo got a lawn party on for thin afternoon. Phlla dolpliln l'roeH, Thli tlftnaluro la on every box of tlio genuine Laxative Urorno-Qiiininc Tabiete tho remedy that cure n colli In one day A Formula. "Aren't you going to buy mo one, mniniiiii?" "Iluy you another new lint? That would I io extravagant!" "Oh, wo could tell pupa It wiih inch n love of n hut I lutd to huvo it." Thero l more Catarrh In thia section of tho country than all other llraca put tiinether, ami uiilll tlm laat few yeara waa aujjcd to bo Incurable. For a (treat many ) enra cli-ctor pro nounced It a local lUeae, anil prracrlbeil local remeillea, and bjr conitanlly fulling to euro with local treatment, pronounted It Incurable. Frlenro bai proven catarrh to bo aronttllu. tlonal illxaie, and therefore reiilrea comtllu tlonal treatment. Ilall'a Catarrh Cure. nun. ulaetureil by F.J. Cheney Co., Toledo, Ohio, laiuaiinlyconttltullonaf euro on tlio market. It la taken Internally In tora from lOdropato a teaiKion(ul, It acta directly on the blood and tnucniia aurfacea of the ayalem. They offer one hundred dollara for any cnno It lallito cure, Bend lor elrcnUri and teitlmnnlala. Ad. dreat. Y. J. CHUNKY A CO., Toledo, O. HVdil IT IlrilKltlala. 7f. Haifa ramify l'llla are the belt. A Mercenary Dcauty. Dolly Would you nmrry n titlo? .Miulge I wouldn't inlnu ono oi tlioso conl biiroim. Judge. Slotim tho Oaugh and .-mWortB Off tlio Uold. . -' Lruatlve llromo-Qulnlno Tableta cure a cold In ouoday. Ko cure, No I'ay. 1'rlcoMccnu. Wanted a TciL The Tninj Vch'iii. I'vo tried to euro tho drink hnbit. . Mm. Oood. You hnvo? Tho Trnmp Yes'm. I'm tryin' the Iiilth cure now, an' I'd liko to get n nickul to tieo If I could keep it with out gpondin' it for beer. Puck. Mother will find Mn. Wltulow'a Sooth. ItiR Hyrup thn beat renietly to use lor their children during tho teething period. Right I Phrenologist Your bump of do truotivonosB in very largo. Arc you n soldier or n pugiliet? Subject Neither. I'm a furniture mover. Tit-Hits, TO CUIUS A COLD IN ONE DAY Take Laxative Ilromo Quinine Tableta. All trufrgiata refund the money If It falls to cure. . Warove'a algnature la on each box. 25c. Crimson Glare. Tr.lnnfl. AVItv nrn vnn iifcnr rrnxlnr' ' . j " j ----- o n , at old Tippler's red noso? Artist I nm cettinc insnlrntion for a great marino picture. Friend What will you call it? Artist Why, "Tho lighthouso bo- low tlio brldgo." uiucago news. 'Xlio Kind You Hnvo Alwnys ture of OlmM. !! A' IClClicr, ami jiiis much iuuiiu uuuer ma porsonnl supervision for over 00 yenrs. Allow no ono to rtocolvo you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations nnd ".Tust-nH-irooil" nro but ISxporlmcnts, nml ciKlnngcr tho m H I a" ta-a u -a- n i i io linmiinaii RiiliHtltutn for Castor Oil. Pnro coric, Drops nnd Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Srorphlno nor other Naicotio KIIDSinilCC. l UK" fc. , -i V.ri nnd allays Povcsluicss. It euros Diarrluca ami Wind nXun. if vnilnvns Teething Troubles, cures Constipation nnd Flatulency, lc assiniuaics mo xmiuu, rcKiy " Stomach and llowels, giving healthy ami natural sleep. w..w. T . I " 1 1 'Alio juiuuu n j. The KM You Have Always Bought Boars tho In Use For Over 30 Years. thc eiHVaua eoMMHV. TV Muawav Not the Grammallcal Kind. "liWnt In it conjiinotlon?" asked tlio toucher, "Tlmt which joins togethor," was tlio prompt reply. "10 vu mi flliiutrailon, mild tlio tcnnlitir. Tlio up-to.diito girl hesitated find blushed. "Tlio mnrrliigo novice," sho Hitld nt Inst Chicago 1'oMt. Phlloioplc. "I'oor Hoy I" oxonlinod 0'llnrn condoling with Cnsiidy, who hits hcon Injured ly n hhwt. " 'Tin tough look toll hitvo huvo yor haiid hlowcd olr." "Ooh, fitilh, it might havo bin wurso," replied Citsiddy. "Suppose I hud mo wcck'ij wiiges in it at tho 1011110." Philadelphia Press. Lucky Shortage, "Yen, my wife rendu overy blessed rcrelpt ulio Ibids in tlio papers." "Heavens; and does she try thorn all?" "No, sho doesn't. In fact ulio never trio it Kolititry ono of. them." "How (Iouh Hint hnppon?" "Why, she's always out of nomo thing. " Clovolnnd Plitln Dealer. AiiitIcb Iiita. III cunipmioiirn of the (irrut demand fur cotton (,'ooiln, tho United KIiUph rnimumcil inoru raw cotton limn Oreiit Ilrllnln, which Imanlwnya IipM miprpiiumv in tills Indus try, Jim ua Ilonlrltcr'nKtoninch Hitter tins been tlm beat fiunlly incillclne, anil which lin rnluliu'd il prmtlgo for over GO yenrii. Toiluy the lllttera In liccil In almost overy Inline It ciirm I yn pepsin. Intlli'catloii, roiiatlpnllon nml linioiiHticii. nlao pti rill rn the lilooil, ciiliim the nerve uiul builds up the entire Hvulein. Elaborate. A placard posted throughout n country town announced tho opening of a theatre as "under tho manage ment of Mist Itliink, newly decorated and pninted." Tid-Ilits. VOU KNOW WHAT YOU AllH TAKING When rou take Grove' Ta telena Chill Tonic, becauto tho formuln la plainly printed on every bottle allowing that It la almnly Iron and Ouf. Dlnolnatoaloloj; form. No Cure. He I'ay. toe. No Aiilitance Required. "It Inks to mo ni if yoz was thry in' to iimko troublo bechuuo mo mi' tho folks up Htair." "Uivil a bill If 01 wanted to inako troublo for anylwdy OI'd do it for them thot'H not so ublo to do it for thimselvesl" Puck. Tho Heat I'reaorlption fur Malaria Tillla and Fever Is a bottle of Qrovo'a Taatolcn tJUlll Tonic. Itlaalmply Iron and quinine In a uatcleii fom. No Cure. No Pay. Price 60c. One Well Paid Dank Clerk. "I tell you, bank clerks aro not sulllciently remunerated," exclaimed tlio broker (plito forcibly. "Oh, I don't know," said tho bank president, with a sad smilo. "Our last receiving toller got ubout $20,000 i year for six years." Tlio urcitost profpfslonnl athletes tiso 111 -.1 ftl l...l...nU... If Tt Btxtt. irwiril vu lur n niiruunii, r...v ens tho muscles and prevents soreness Oh, That'i Different! Caller Tho minister's son Is fol lowing in tho footsteps of tho spend- tlirilt, young Jenks. Miss Prim Isn't that scandnlou? Caller Hardly ns bad as that. You sco bo's n tailor nml is trying to collect his lull. Chelsea Gazette. I'lio'n Cure rnunot be ton hlirhlv spoken of aa a coiiph riiro. J. V. O'llntKM. 322 MUM Ave., .MliineiipoilB, .Minn., Jan. 0, 1U00. That Hired Girl Again. "Do tho Smiths keen a hired cirl?" "No. They biro u good many, but they don't keep tliem." riilladel pliin Evening Ihilictin. rCVft Pftrtniinftiitlv flurM. Ka flOj or nrrouinac rl IO anrrnnl'lt'n"f lie. Kllaa'aflreat Nenra IlMtorvr. Siml for Fit K I! 3'i.OO trial Ih.iiI n.l trtou. ;. ua.ii.ii.KLiaK.i.iu..Kii arcn3i..ruiiauifuia,i'a The Tip to Golfen. Ptillor Hut what should I talk to my partner about? Putter. Her splondid p)ny, of course Puller And If sho Is n regular dufTcr? Putter Toll hor what lobstors tho others arc. Brooklyn Life. Bought 1ms borno tho signa J ., 41, n 1 1 l,itnu Oin Signature of ODD LITTLE MVIES. OOMIO OPERA FLEETS Or TINY GOVERN MENT8. Hlii) In Which the I)l(riil ty nnd Ilopea of Hcvernl koverelun Htnle Aro Cen tered 1 ho Hiiltuii of Morncjo Ifua One Hteiimer, I.llierln Two Oinibouta. Knglitiid'H I'arllaiiieut recently had iHHtied what wns cln lined to he u com pleto list of all tho vessels In every navy In the world. Hut, though It In cludes iiuiny queer craft, tho London Lender calls attention to tho fact tlmt It omits koiiiu of tho queerest and must Interesting. There Is no mention, for Instance, of tlio navy of tho Ktiltan of Morocco, which consists of ono steamer, tho Mas sanle, with n (J reel: cuiitnlu, u Hcotch engineer and a Moorish crow. This vessel It was which went In pursuit of tho Kngllsh "nun-runnel-" Tourmaline on the Hum coast mid failed to catch her, though sho 1 1 red her comic guns ut tho tiuarinored trailer. Hut "the de scendants of tho Sal lee Hovers nro very proud of the MasHfinlc. Then there Is tho navy of tho black Hrtmbllc of Liberia on tho tlold const. This consists of two gunboats, which uro alleged to havo once been "penny steamers" on tho Thames. Their chief mission Is to visit tho remoter creeks and hays of the coast and collect taxes. In ono of these trips the other day ono of them wits nearly captured by tho un civilized niggers, nnd another nrouscd tho Indignation of the local white man by llrlng a shot across tho bows of an Kngllsh steamer an a signal for her to stop and settle up some little customs formality. Another Interesting flotilla Is tho navy of the Itcpublle of Colombia, In Central America, which wits so hard pressed tho other day for vessels that It had to seize a Urltlsh mall steamer for the ptirposo of convoying troops. Ono of tho most Important vessels In tho Colombian navy Is the steam yacht Atlnnlii, lately belonging to (Jeorgo (Sould. Hho Is armed with a 4.7-Inch gun forward, besides machine guns. and Is commanded by Capt. Lord, nn American, who was formerly captain of a Hrazlllan mall steamer. It Is now almost forgotten that there onco existed a navy owned by the rte publlc of Texas, before It became a State of tho Union. Tho republic was colonized and Uiutncc-d by the United Slates, and was generally nt war with Mexico, tho former owner of Its terrl. tory. Its principal vessel was a frig ate, called the Houston, after Oen. Sam Houston, thc American soldier, and founder of the Texan republic. Her captain had been a commander In thc Pitcllle Mull Steamship Company, nnd her warrant olllcers were nearly all splendid sailors, who bad served In the Hrltlfdi navy. Thc crew wns composed of deserters from English and mer chant vessels, negroes nnd the outlaws of half the world. They got their pay In paper dollars, which were negotiable nt tho rate of twenty-live for a silver dollar, so that tho attractions of thc Tex n n tut vy ultimately began to pall on tho best of Its sailors, especially ns yellow fever was always prevalent In the CJtllf of Mexico. An- nmnzlng navy wns that which twenty years ngo existed In Hawaii. Hubert Louis Stevenson has told thc story of Its solitary vessel, the Knlml loa. There was an English adventurer named Gibson, who had led n revolt ngalust the Dutch In Java and subse quently turned up In Honolulu as n Mormon missionary. Ho became prime minister to thc native King Kalakaua of Hawaii, nnd persuaded him that his little kingdom ought to hare a modern navy. Hcnco this comic opera vessel. Sho was sent with a special embassy, consisting of .two Hawaiian half-castes, to Samoa, to propose n sort of Polyne sian native federation. That mission wns one crowded hour of glorious life for tho Hawaiian navy. The sailors couldn't got their pay, nnd mutinied. For three days tho ambassadors were In Irons below, while the crew rioted on deck. Before tho mission could get frco tho Germans had stepped In on Samoa, nnd tho Hawaiian navy took itself off. It was ultimately sold up, a melancholy Instance of tho lnflucnco of sea power on the Polynesian charac ter. Philadelphia Press. Square Men. In tho mountains of Uerks County, Pennsylvania, where Dutch shrewd ness matches Dutch thrift, tho proprie tor of a hotel was bargaining for a supply of chickens. "Now, look here, Fred," said the hotel man familiarly to tho farmer, "don't you feed them chickens beforo you bring 'em here, aud don't you lot 'cm get wet?" "All right, Charlie," said tho farmer, "but I don't want to seo 'em go hun gry." "That's nil right, Fred, but I ain't a-payln' twelvo cents a pound for corn, and I ain't a-buyln' wntcr nt the same rate." "All right, Charlie, aud I'll bring my scales along," "No need of that, Fred; I'vo got good scales here." They parted, aud I asked tho hotel man Just what he mennt. "Oh, Fred's 'all right," ho said, "no's ono of tho squarest men nllvej but all tho samo i ain't n-paying live weight for chickens stuffed full of wet corn nnd with wet feathers. Hut don't mis understand me. Fred's a square man." I wnlked down to Fred's farm. Ho was jolly aud smiling. "Oharllo's n line follow," he said, "ouo of tho squar est men In tho county but I'm going to take tliem scales, til the same." 1 he Distinction, Vos, tint's n nrettv nicco of brie n-ltruc. Whom did you got it?" in Ciitiiidn." 'What duty did you havo to pay on It! "Nono at nil." "Siiiuuglcil t through, did you?" "No, I itut il tincd it throiiL'li. It isn't BmtiL'L'liiiL' unless vou'ro caucht nt it." Chicago Tribune. A New Speclti. "I would liko to sell vou tho entire works of Omar Khavam." began tho the book ngont glibly j "they aro tho finest tilings that ever came from n pen." I hem's n now breed of pigs to mc, commented Mr. I'orkanlard, scratching his bend dotibiously. Aro tnoy anything liko Herksluro's, Ohio State Journal. Me Couldn't. "Oh, Mr. Snoonlelcb. nrny rise. It Is not right that you should kneel nt my loot. Kjsc, 1 beg olyoul" un plorcd thc fair lady. Hut lie didn't rise. His Irish did, though, and ho replied solemnly: ''I'm afraid cr Miss Grace I'm nfraid I'm kneeling on your cr that is, you dropped your chewing gum, and, oh, Miss Grace, I'm stuck on you!" Denver Times. A Depraved Appetite. "No. wc couldn't huvo our usual ride on Sunday, and wo wero so dts appointed!" "Wlinf. irna Mm rntll.ln' " "Why, our horso got loose in tlio night and nto up his licst bonnet." Ulovcland I'iain Dealer. The Present Pace. Servant A publisher at tho door to sco you, sir. Modern Author Havo htm come in nnd wait; tell him I just began writing n book and won t have it done for 10 minutes. Ohio Stato Journal Wrenched Foot and Ankle Cured By St. Jacobs Oil. Gentlemen : A short time ngo, I severely wrenched my foot and ankle. Tho injury was very painful, and the consequent inconvonienco (being obliged to keep to business) was very trying. A Iricnd rccommenueu si, Jacobs Oil, and I tukc great pleasure in mforminc you that one npplicn tion was suilicicntto effect a complete cure. To a busy man so simple and cuectivo a remedy is invaluable, and I shall loso no opportunity y suggesting the use of St. Jacobs Oil Yours truly, Henry J. Doirs, Manager, The Cycles Co.. London, i-.ncland. St. Jacobs Oil is cafe, suro and never failing. Conquers puin. What's Saved Is Made. Toss "Mr. Proxv seems very anx ious to havo bis wife make over her last year's sown." Jess "Ho'Il make over .$.10 or $40 if bIio docs." Philadelphia Press. His Reason. ' Sho Yon played a very careless game, Jnck. Why don't you keep ,1.- I.. -no your eye on tuu uuii He I enn't keep it on both of you iirookiyn iwie. Genuine Carter's Little Liver Pills. Must Boar Signature of flee Fac-Slmlle Wrapper Btlow. Tor malland aa eaty (O talcs as ragnr. FOR HEADACHE FOR DIZZINESS. FDR BIUOUSHESS. FOR TORPID LIVER. FOR CONSTIPATION. FOR SALLOW SKIN. FOR THECOMPLEXI0H if cSats I Purely TettaMywwCl CURE SICK HEADACHE. SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES. San Francisco Business College 1230 Market St., Sun Krnnelacu, Cat. FULL COURSE, $60.00. Write for Catalogue. Summer Resolutions TAKE TUK KeeBey Guire ure relief fiom liquor, opium and tobaont uauiu, oena lor paruouiara vt faplnv Inclltlltn Moved to 4S0 William RBBIBJ IllSlllllte, Ave., I'ortlmul, Oresou. Lai CUHtS WHfKf ill II Sf FAILS. Pil UUKtS WHIKt AIL tlSt TAILS. I I Bet Cough Sjrup. TaateaOood. Uael I la tlmft. Bold hr druffalita. I Gj la lima. Bold br droaaUta. i ABSOLUTE SECURITY CARTER'S flTTLE , "Deah Mrts. 1'INKHAM : When I becan tho use of LydlaE. Pinkham'u Vcgotablo Compound your medicine." Mrs. CAnnm Bellvillk, Ludington, Mich. Tho record of Lydla E. Plnkhnm's Vegetable Compound is written In thousands of such letters as Mrs. Bellville's. When during Its wholo carear of thirty years no physician has to our knowledge criticised this medicine adversely, and thousands aro dally pre scribing it In their practice, should you, who know lees about medi clno than tby, say, " Oh, I do not believe It is any good ? Mrs, Plnkham advises women free of charge. Her address Is Lynn, Mass. No woman knows the truth about women s ills aa thoroughly as Mrs Plnkham, and no medicine In the world nan done so much good as Lydia E. Plnkham's Brllera apeclat pennlaslon. - Saved. Scott How did you liko that cigar I gave you yesterday? Hums I liked it fin w nil Hint. hadn't tho heart to burn it. Boston Transcript. SSEftflA REWARD auuu FARM MACHINERY AND SUPPLIES. THE STAR OF STARS STEEL STAR WIND MILL. Haa ball Learlnc In turn-table. Turna freoly to the wind. Hall bearlnge tliruat' In wheel, InJUrlne llElHe.it running qualities nd referring rreatrat amount of i.oiter for pumplne. Galrantzcd after making. 1'nt together with galvanized bolta. duuble-nutted; no part can mat or get loose and rattle. Neliiht regulator; perfect retaliation. No aprlng to change tenaio'i with every change of temperature, and crow weaker with age. Itepalra alwaya on hand. These thlnga are worth money to von. Then why not buy a STAR. 7 MITCHELL, LEWIS & STAVER DO. PORTLAND, OREGON. ESTABLISHED 1870. G. P. RUMBV3ELIN & SONS. 123 Socoi d St., Hoar Wamhtnafoi, Porilantf, Orasjc n. Tho Loading and Rollablo Fur Coate, Cape. Collarettes, Boat, Eta, Made In all the Faabtonable Furs. Fur Trim mines. Kobei and lings. Send for Catalogue. W"Fnrs remodeled and repaired. Write us. BEST FOR i CANDY 1 1 CATHARTIC CIAA DFWADn will be paid CplW lit. YT III port to us " something for, n& furnlah sridenco upon which we can I VEGETABLE I LIVER TONIC I CCClC tMmajnmUMmmVjjnMmmflafWMmtilal nwiAvwwWaVii I was suffering terribly. At times tue pain wns nimosi more ' than I could stand. My heart would nearly stop bcntinp ond L wouiu get com anu numa. "My husband tliougnt many times 1 wns dying and did not dare to leave me alono. I also Buffered soverely at times of menstruation. " I had tried several doctors and thoy told me that they bad dono alltbatmcdicinecould do. In tho faco of nil this, and to tho aston ishment of my family and friends, your reme dies cured mo. I am now well and do tho work for nir,V,t In thn ftimilv. I feci .n, rmfAfiil for mv recovered nnri mnntnntlv recommend Vegetable Compound We bare deposited with the National City Bank, of Lynn, .5,000, wnicn win uc paid to any peraon who can find that the above teatlmonial tetter la not genuine, or Tiubliihrd before obtaining the IADiA E. Pjkkhah MdicibO Too Early Yet. "Tho first game of golf was played in Scotland over 500 years aeo." T ' "Wnnil .r if tliov'vn found nnv of the balls yet that wero used in tho game." B.t potbl to build. fleM material. Ital pro portion. Beat rlnlah. XJahteat ronnln. Seventy yeara" experience. XliCIIKl... KTAVKIC Co.. tat and Taylor Sea., 1'oriland.Or JOHN POOLE, Portland, Oregon, footol Morrtaoa Btreeb Can give yon the best bargains In Bngsiea. flown, boiierj and Engines, Win'-mills and Pump- and General Machinery. See us before baying, IKCOnrORATED 1899. Furnors of tho Northwest THE BOWELS IO as so ALL DRUGGISTS. taite good. Eat them like candy. They remove any bad taste In the mouth, leav ing: the breath sweet and perfumed. It la a pleasure to take them, and they are liked especially by children, sweeten the stomach by cleansing: the mouth, throat and food channel. That means, they stop undigested rood from souring In the stomach, prevent eras form ing In the bowels, and kill disease perms of any kind that breed and feed In the en tire system. are purely vegetable and contain no mer curial or other mineral poison. They con sist of the latest discoveries In medicine, and form a combination of remedies un equaled to make the blood pure and rich. ana mui clean SKin ana oeautitui com plexion. tone the stomach and bowels and stir up the lazy liver. They do not merely soften the stools and cauee their discharge, but strengthen the bowels and put them Into lively, healthy condition, making their ac tion natural. never grip norgrlpe. They act quietly, pos itively and never cause any kind of uncom fortable feeling. Taken regularly they make the liver act regularly and naturally aa It should. They keep the sewerage of the body properly moving and keep the system clean. Increase the flow of milk In nursing moth ers. If the mother eats a tablet. It makes her milk mildly purgative and has a mild but certain effect on the baby. In this way they are the only safe laxative for tho nursing infant. taken patiently, persistently, will cure any form of constipation, no matter how old or how often other remedies have failed. They are absolutely guaranteed to cure any case, or purchase money will be cheerfully re funded. cost 10c. ZSc, COc a box. Samples sent free for the asking. We publish no testimonials but Bell Cascarets on their merit under ab solute guarantee to cure. Buy and try a box to-day, or write u for free samples and booklet. A4tm ST.UIlita BIB IDT CO., C1IIC10O or (SW YOBK, to any reader of this paper who will ro. any attempt of substitution, or sale of lust as trood" when Cascarets are called convict. All correspondence confidential.