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About Bohemia nugget. (Cottage Grove, Or.) 1899-1907 | View Entire Issue (May 10, 1901)
Humors Feed on Humors Tho Boonor You Cot nid of Thorn tho tlottor. In tlio Sprliitf tlioru'H nn effort of Niitmo to cIcitiiHO your system. You know this by tho iiliriiilcs nmt oilier eruptions on yonrncoiuiil hotly In Him Sprlutf) therefore, In tho bunt tlinu to tuko Hood's Sarsaparilla For tho ciilcl;ct rcultn. Hut whenever taken, IIiIh giuiu moillelno thoroughly climunoH tho ) tern, gets Into all ll nooks mid cor iiein, remove" till liiimorn and nil ttnlieiiltliy iiceuuiuliitlonN. "Hood's Harnnpnrlllii In nn excellent Mood imrlllor. Wo timl a Utile lioy with tu wlmno lintids rind face were broken out with sore". Wo Knvo lilm Hood's Harsnpa rill mid tho sores soon dlsniicnrtd John Hciiwah, Nlpomo, CM. Accept No Substitute Poor Old Cod. "llulcoy ohiiiiiH that ho Iiuh more oclitl tiiiuiiuciiiciitH than la, can fill Dot ho really itlilno in mxjlety?" "Oh, yt. Didn't you ovur m;o tlmt drw coitt of hid? Tlioro wan never uuotlior ho chiny as that." 87-& This slrrnsture la on every box of Ilia genuln Laxative lirotno'Utiiiiinc Tabid. uis reiuody tbet rurva n rolil in one day Wllhclmliu'i Pivorlle Reading. Tlio Dutch iiiiwii Id uront novo ."cutler, tind hor preference in for Knif littli hookM. She liken tho lookn of hcott mm Diukoim, nntl is much in clincd to roinutiu Moriex, Intimuri' I'lut'a Cure for Consnmi'tlnu eiivetl my lirr Hirer jmrs Hco, Jliw Tito itoiiHlKn. .Maple street, Ivtirwloli, N. Feb. 17, HXK). till Talk. George With the finmirnncoof your jovo i con in contmer tlio world. Gnicc Tlmt will not 1 nccennrv. All you lmvo to do is to conquer jiapa. Tho Heat rreterlntlon for Malaria Chills and Kcrer la a bottle or Orore's Tasteless vuui loiiie. jiuiiupijr jron ana nnlnlno in tasteless lorm. No Cure, No l'ey. I'rlcetOc. 3 More Information. Tommy ftty, paw, whnt in the diffcrenco hetween nn ntnntcur poet nntl n prnieMioniil7 Mr. rifin ino nmntcur poet, my boy, in tho ono that keeps tho pro fessional fttnrvinj;. nowii this; V7o offer Ono Hundred DollsrsKoirard foranr ease of Catarrh dial ran not bo cured by Hall a uaiarrr t.ur Wo tho underaljnod, hum known l'.J. Cheney (or the pm 15 years, anil bollero him perfectly lioni -atil In nil boaln aa tranauetloii; and An anclal' able to carry out any obligations cuds uy uoir urm. Wjbt & TnfaX, Wholeaalo OruiislaU, Toledo, ". WALOINO, KlNNAN It Mir.YI.N, Vmoloialo Dnurlats. Toledo O. Call'sCatarrh Cure 1st Icen.n- rnally.eoln; clrectly on tho blood and m coca surfaces ot thesysttm. i'rl e Ticper bo ilo. i.J.d by ex oruj-Miu. Teatlmont..la tree, lull's Family I'Ul- r tb laU The Army Dcntlilt, "I co tlmt tho reorganized army is to Iiuvo II dent m to. " "Tlmt'H a good tiling. They'll keep tho dogft of war in n condition to show their teeth to tho best of ad vantage. " riTO PrmAntitlr Cured. No flu r nrrrouniMi rl Id after llri .!? iKmfllr Kllee'adrrat Nrrr IlMfirrr. hU tvr Kit 1! K 8 J. 00 ti I.I Uitllaui.1 treat la. 0a.It.lI Kni,UJ..IArchBt..l'WIilfplil,l'. In the Same Fix. Wife This is n nico tinio to como homo I I lmvo not closed an cyo all nightl Husband D-do you think I did? When our liver la out ot order do not doao ybiireclf wllh polannmia druga thnl harm and never cure, but lake (ar Hold Tea, and 1IKHII remedy that CUltitS. . Hid All the Marks. Teacher And how do you know, my dear, that you havo been christ tiled? . Scholar ricasc, anuin, causo I .got tho marlcfl on mo arm now, mum. If you uro a photographer and havo not received it copy of our 1001 cata log you havo missed a good thing. Sond for it at once. Kirk, Geary & Co., 330 Sutter St., San Francisco. Slipshod Work. St. retcr -What's tho matter in tho recording ongol'8 department? Spirit Slipshod work. They oro trying to find out who is to blame. You let Mr. arcutmun in yesterday, didn't you? "Yen; thoro wasn't a thing against him." "Woll, tho recording angci lias got hold of an old newspaper printed by ' tho opposition party, and has found all sorts of horriblo things about him" ' ' TO OUItB A COLD IN ONE DAT TftkoLaxntlvo llroroo Quinine Tblcta. All IruirglaU refund thomonoy flit falls to cure. E. W(Jrovo'i alunaturoli on each box, 25o. i, Tillman'! Olfer to Lecture. ' Sonator Tillman has received a flat tering otter to go on tho locturo plat form, with full privilege to select his o"wn topic and discuss it in his own yay, Tho southerner is a capital story teller and has a keen sonso of humor, both of which qualifications would stand him in good stoad as a lecturer. Simplicity In funcrali. ' Tho Mmplloity which marked tho nncleiit .Jewinh burial cpreiiionles has much to commend It even to u, Tho liiexpuiinlvo oollln and tho uniform linen shroud nerved to einphiiMl.o tho equality of nil in death. Ah things nit today tho rich tux their brains to invent new funeral flnerioo and tho poor impoverish themselves to keep up whii tneir wonitnier neighbor. lie Incorrtclcd tllmiclf. "It wan funny to hear that man talk at tho .political meeting," re marked Johnny. "Ho said 'between you nnd me,' all right enough, and then ho corrected hlmsolf nnd said lietweon you nntl I,' " "You mean ho Incorrcctcd him fell," tnlil 'lummy ncvorely. Our 1(101 catalog contains a full list of everything needed for photographic purposes. Tho fullest lino of amateur goods in tho west. Kirk, deary Co., .'130 Sutter St., San Francisco. A Genuine Charily. Kind Old Lady Why, my child, yon iniisi no nearly iro7.cu. Littlo Shivering Oliver Ycs'm. I Juki it soft ioh down tor do thee nyter, but do H'cicty I'crvenshin Cru elty ter JviuVgot mo fired. The, HtcMlll I.nciiiilntlvei I)iiriini, . It lit rlnliiieil Hint within it few venrii th Pll't'trlc llllltcr ill (Ullllliletxlvallniiliint I In. mi-iuii locomotive, mid trnlnt will then rni.li iilmiKiit it miicimI of Km mile mi lintir. To traveler turn Mill provn a prent IjIckMiic hut mi lunrnrii tlinu Hnatetter'ii Htotniiiili Ulllera, Inia tiruved u hloaliiK to thnao wlni nUli to reenlii llielr le-f t li MiilnkU. Tim IMltcrriireilyatetidii.lildlireitluii.'hllioiii iieen. iimiiiriii, lever nun iilmip. Mm imi prnvoa tho niijutlte nntl ptirliics the blood. City reller'i AdvanUijt, "Tlmt there farm." said the driver. "on tho olT side, belongs to it feller in town that runs it for his health." "How (loon ho uet alone?" asked tho drummer. "Oh, 'bout 's well's tho rest of us. only ho don't hnvo to buy no gold Dricks to come out loser, liko wo do." CONGRESSMAN BOTKIN'S RECOVERY. Suffered Twenty-five Years. Washington, I). C.. April 1. 1898. Dr. S. I). liurtman, Columbus, Ohio, My dear Doctor It gives mo pleas ure to certify to tho excellent curative qualities of your medicines, Feruna Hon. J. D. Hotkln. Conjrcuman-at-Lnrco from Kansas. and Mnnalln. I havo been afflicted moro or less for a quarter of n contury with catarrh of tho stomach nnd constipation; a resitlenco in Washing- on lias incrcitsetl tneso trouble. few liottles of your medicines have given me almost complete relief. anil I am suro that u continuation of their use will effect n permanent euro. J'eruna is surely a wonderful remedy for catarrhal affections. J. D. IJotkin. If you do not derive prompt and satisfactory results from tho uso of 'cruna, writo at onco to Dr. Hart' man, giving a full statement of our case, nnd ho will be pleased to give you ins vaiuabio udvico gratis. Address Dr. Hartnmn. President of tlio J I art m im banitaruun. Colum bus, Ohio. Hope or the Dctfer. Employer Now, whoro havo you neon an tins time nt tlio matinco, supposo? Come, confess. Olllco Jioy (in fear and tremblinc) 1 cs, sir; l was. i'.inployer I'm glad to hear it. rcrhaps you've picked tip a now tune. was getting tircu ot that old one you whistle. Stopa tho Cough and Work Oft tho Colli. . f-axnttyo Dromo-Qulnlno Tablets cure a cold In ono day, .No cure, Mo Pay. Price 24 cents. A Mother's Methods. "You seo," said tho mother, "Tom my is so uncomplaining and yielding tliat I always givo mm tliolirstclioico of ovorything." Aa a lesson to donnny?" asked tho caller. "No. It gives Johnny n clinitco to tako it away from him. Then both nro satisflod." AtMtvo man bv lariro maniitaeturlntr house: H36.001n cash raid for lZdara trials promotion ana permanent poMunii it aausincinry. au dress Q, 11. P. Co., 723 Chestnut St., Phllada. Ills Observation Mrs. Jones (reading) 'Tcoplo who mako matohes acquire a fatal disuaso ol tho jaw. Did you know that?" Mr. Jones Noj but I know tho poor chap who falls n victim of thoir matchmaking usually gets it in tho neok. I Ilett Cougb Syrup. Bold br druenlats. KJtMKoXol? STB1 it, I M M ltI o I IIIB NEW FIRST READER 2cW Why does t li e young In-tly scowl' Clai'-eiice 1ms net- o.l otit-rn-geoilsly, Dear mel What lias lio done? Ho iirom-lsetl to at 8 o'clock, nnd now It Is two mln utt s nfter 8 and lio lias not como. What Is the In-dy say-lug to the uro cer? , Hlie says tlio eggs he sent her were not f rcli. Has h li o cv-l-deneo to prove it V Yes, she put tho eggs on the Ice client a lid left tho kltclwn; when slio eaino back half an hour lat-cr the eggs hntl flown n-wny. Hec the fool-lsh dyspcp-tlc, Why Is he fool-Uh? Itecnuso he Is nt a banquet nud cat lag nil tlio dead-ly dell-cn-clcs, What would ho cat at home? Malt-cd milk nnd toast-cd crackers, Why docs ho cat tlioac things then? He-cause It Is a new ex-pc-rlenco nnd he thinks ho has a new stom-nch. Will he nev-cr ro-uiein-ber what kind of stom-ncli ho has? Yes; fo-nior-row morn-lng. Keo the man try-Ing to share! Whnt else Is lie do-lug? Ho Is cuss-lug tho r.vr.or he-cause It Is dull. Why does he not lmvo It honed? Is .he dull, too? No, but It Is eas-l-er to cuss the ra zor than to walk to tho bnr-ber shop and get It sharp-cned. A ln-zy man has the most pain. Chi cago Dally N'cws. KOKOMO OIRL'S ROMANCE, i Miss Itcsslc Cain, a Kokomo, Ind girl, figures In n romance of more than ordinary Interest. Home months ago the Cain family moved to Cripple Creek, Col., and among the mining camps nnd mountaineers Miss Coin be came known as tho "Mountain Maid." She Is IT, comely, and talented. While MKl nKSSIE CAIX. rnED CAIXAWAT. roaming In tho mountains she met, by chance, a young college student, Fred Callaway, who had been given n yenr for field work In engineering nnd geol ogy, nnd lind taken the Cripple Creek district for his studies. Callaway Is n son of W. It. Callaway, n magnate of the Sioux City road nnd n nephew of S. It. Cnllawny, President of the New- York Central Itnllwny. nnd formerly of Clcvclnnd. Tho accidental meeting re sulted In mutual admiration. Cnlln wny's parents, who live In Minneapolis, went to Cripple Creek nnd found him dangerously Injured by falling Into a "prospecting hole," nnd Miss Cain net Ingns his nurse. The parents, not aware of tho relations between patient and nurse, fell In love with the girl them selves, nnd Insisted on her returning with them to their Minneapolis home ns their own dnugkter. Young Calln way then explained that he had already nsked tho pretty "Mountain Mnld" to become his wlfo. Tho delighted par ents' returned home with the futuro dnughter-ln-htw, nnd the latter will live with them n yenr until tho son com pletes his university course. A good railway position for tho young man uwnlts tho graduation nnd wedding. Ho Is attending the Mlnncsotn State University. M. P.'s In Various Countries. Only In Hrltnln, Italy, nnd Spain do M. Pfl servo their country freo of chnrge. In Portugal tho enso Is curi ous. Until 1802 Portugnl M, IVs re ceived 10 shillings n day. Tula wns then nbollshed. Hut tho lawmakers still havo free passes on nil railways, nnd constituencies may pay their mem bers n wngo of not moro than 14 shil lings 10 pence n day. As compared with his colleagues In other countries, then, wo ilnd that the Urltlsh member of I'nrllnmont cnJoyB but fow privi leges; nevertheless, his position Is sec ond to nono In point of Importance- London Express. Cnpnblo Hlgn Artists. Tho makers of tho big nud gaudy ad vertisements which so offond on every side aro not, ns might bo supposed, mero Inartistic daubers. They nro fre quently real artists, who hnvo had years of training oven nbrond, but who find that moro legitimate forms of art afford them only a precarious liveli hood. Somo nctors Imngltio that the only thing necessary to become an Irish comedian Is to put whiskers under their china'. J MvfheB's of Lairg F&imMtr&& In thin workaday world few women lire so placed that physical exertion Is not constantly demanded of them In their dally life Wo make a special appeal to mothers of largo families whoso work Is never done, nnd many of whom suffer, and suffer for lack of Intelligent aid. . To women, young or old, rich or poor, we extend nn Invitation to accept free advice, Oh, women 1 do not let Mas. Gajuie BEtLtmujs. your lives be sacrificed when a word of ndvlco at the first approach of wcalv ness. may till your future yearn with healthy Joy. Address a letter to Airs. Pinkham's Laboratory, Lynn Mass., and you will not bo disappointed. " When I began to talcn Lvdla E Pinkham's Vegetable Compound I wai not ablo to do my houficwnrk. I snr fercd terribly ot time of menstruation. Several doctors told me they coultl dc nothing forme. Thanks to the Pink ham advice and mcdicino I am now well, and can do the work for eight Ir tho family. " I would recommend Lydla E. Pink ham's Vegetable Compound to ali isothers with largo families." Mils. CAiutiis I1eu.evii.li:, Ludlngton, Mich. Do Good to All. "To tumble into 'grumble' ditch is easy, but it is not so easy to get oufc. One way out is by dointr ccod to 1 others. As we have opportunity. let us do good unto nil men." rorj KNOW TV II AT YOU ARE TAKINO When ro" take Grove's Taatelesa Cblll Tonic, bccaue tbe formula la plainly printed on every bottle ahoirlnir that It la stmDly Iron and Qal nlnolniit&stclcaslorm. No Core, No Pay. toe. Antiquated. "More new gowns!" he cried. '-'Why, yes," she answered sweetly; 'All of mine nre last century style." People expect much from Garfleld Tea, and they are neTerdlaaapnliited; It cures sinmach, liver and iMiwel dlaordera and euros constipation and sick headache. A Good Cook. "Is your wife a cood cook. Chris- tio?" "You bet. So good that sho never insists on my eating what sho lias cooked." Mothers will find Mrs. Wlnslote'a fimilli. Ing Syrup the beat remedy to use for their children during tho teething period. Parable of the Sower. , Teacher "And some fell ntsong the thorns," ,aud whnt happened then? Smnrt Boy The thieves sprang up and choked them. poisons out of the system and will regulate you naturally and easily and without fripe or pain. Start to-night one tablet keep It up for a week and help the liver clean up the bowels, and you will feel right, your blood will be rich, face look clean, eyes bright. Get a 50c box of CASCARETS, take as directed. If you are not cured or satisfied you get your money back. Bile bloat is quickly and permanently CURED BY fes LIVER TONIC vrSt' 25c. 50c, ALL DRUGGISTS, CURE all bowel trouble, appendicitis, bit lousneaa, bad breath, bad blood, vrlnd on the stomach, bloated bowela, foal Vwllui mouth, headache, lndteestlon, plmplea, palua after eatlns. llrer trouble, allow complexion ami aixiinesa. imenyour doitii aoii'imoro recu larly you are eelUiir sick. Constipation kill mora people Uian all other diseases together. It la a starter for the chronlo ailment and long years of anObrlnB that come afterward. No matter what adl you, start taking CASOAllIiTS to-day, for yon Will never Bet well and bo well all the time until you put your bowel right. Take our ndlce start with CAsCAllKTS to-day, under an absolute eruar- ansae to cursormonoy iciuuuou. (Machinery, Implements, Farm Mitchell Bicycles $26 - $30 - $36 - $40 OXFORD, DEFENDER and" DUNLOP TIRES Dnnlop Steel Illma. Menu Wanted. Full Mneof Sundries Send for Catalogue. Mitchell, Lewis & Staver Co., First and Taylor 8ta. I'OItTI.AND, 01:. JOHN POOLE, Portland, Oregon, Foot of Morrlion Btreet. Can give you tho best barirains in linggieN, Plows, Pollers and Kngines, Win.irnills and 1'iimpj anil General Machinery. See us before buying. Chas. L. Mastick & Co. 75 HjSS.0 CASH UUYKltS OF HIDES. PELTS AND TALLOW. Consignments solicited. Pay bighoU market prlio. PHOMIT KETOUNS. Dealers in leather and Fimlingi. Ilefer to Wells. Fargo it Co. liak, liortliind, Otoion. NEW LIFE TO Iinc Life to New Ones. Byu.e.7g0oor Anchor 1107 reat Combination of Strength and Beauty, Tin Tlx Tnar Burta." nulii ifH-n-mmi.j-i.g-.i.wm f ' - MJ I Msi-h See Our Anchor Clamp Yon would be anrprloed It you knew how little It would cost you to fix up tbatold fence, lietter aend lor some Anchor Clampa and I'prlshta, and n pair of our pinchers, and make your old wire fence look like a new one. ANCHOR FENCE looks so nice and Is so strong that farmers sometimes think that It mutt be blgh priced. It isn't, tbough. Clixt Brroxi Using. cattle, bneep FARM, RAILROAD Write for Trices and Catalogue. Agents Wanted In Erery Town. YOUR OLD STRAW HAT) Made new with S-'trawIne. Illcachcs any Straw I Int. cents. Send stamps. Cleans and By mall, 2j U'CODARD, CLARKE & CO, Chemists Portland, Oregon. best time to cure Catarrh. Ilroncnlt.'s i.ud Consmiiit;on. nr remetiy is guaramecu, 11, 1: u. I1..X073. W. H. SMITH & 00., Buffalo, N. Y, N. P. H. O. .to. 101801. Willi wrltlne tb adTortlaera pl.aa. mention thla paper. Puffs under the eyes; red nose; pimple blotched, greasy face don't mean hard drink ing always as much as it shows that there is BILE IN THE BLOOD. It is true, drink ing and over-eating overloads the stomach, but failure to assist nature in regularly dis posing of the partially digested lumps of food that are dumped into the bowels and allowed to rot there, is what causes all the trouble. CASCARETS will help nature help you, and will keep the system from filling with poisons, ' will clean out the sores that tell of the sys stem's rottenness. Bloated by bile the figure becomes unshapely, the breatn foul, eyes and skin yellow; in fact the whole body kind of fills up with filth. Every time you neglect to help nature you lay the foundation for just such troubles. CASCARETS will carry the GUARANTEED m lattllar luedloln la vrM merit, mud out win ten UtvncjAiCKTia nDioiuiciy carnea ar or moBeTrruitde4. Oebar(dy, twoflOibi, KlTtkM ttklr, iiact trials h ptralvpU dlrctlait ad If y fr not nttiddl HrtcrutloK ono COo box. return to MnMdlOi box mud tho omnty box to u bjr mll or tho druratH from whom y iarcMad It, d ratronr monsr back for hot, boxos. Touo our odvloe no mottvr trhat alia youtarC to day. Iloallh Will qulekly follow and Toiinlllblu tho 4a IouflntBtartedthouoorAftOAltiaTK. Boohrrby malC idttui bTbuUAU ItKUKUX CO., BUT YOUK or CJUaOO ill Supplies, Etc. ADVANCE THRESHER CO. Factory, flattie, t'reck, Mlctilgan, Branch llouae, Portland, Oregon. To be Prosperous, Use the "ADVANCE" THRESHER Tlio srreateat money-maker. For prlcea and catalnene ce "Advance'' ascents, or wrlto Advance Thresher Co., Portland, Or. Or write M. E. and E. T. Hay, Wilbur, Wash. I POULTRY NETTINC. Iluy mm the mannfaetiirer. Price lit Intt rolls 2feetwlde, IO feet long il.H J M M ( M 2,-tl 4 n u . h zZ'".::zi'.zz 3.u 5 M ii . ii M Mw( 4.11 - - l.9 AW Kinds nt Wire and Iron Work. PORTLAND WIRE A. IRON WORKS 1411 yriint ot., 1'tirtlHn.l. Orasun. OLD FENCES! Clamps and Uprights. Tnr Old Fzscz. 7nz Acuos Fzmcz. and nog Tlgnt. it Kmi Burs after closln. AND LAWN FENCE. The Portland Anchor Fence Co, 74a Nicola! St., PORTLAND, Oregon. One or two horse: sizes S, 9, 10 and 11 Call on I Mccormick agent, or address A. II. HOVI.AN, (Jen. As;!.. Portland, Or. For Catalogue and Prices. NEVER SOLD IN BULK. TO CVKEi FtT rra im box or CAlGAf 01a, Aoir ii ia rr. ! tatr tkmsm fukv Iks worU. rxkU ltslate prooTsT b( ttlMonlml. vf kT fntiH a4 J