Bohemia nugget. (Cottage Grove, Or.) 1899-1907, April 13, 1900, Image 2

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mere ii tbe thrill of taut night' fear?
Whm U i In. stsln of last week' tear?
Where Ii tbo tooth that ached last year?
Gone where the lost pins go tc
rm ln.t nlvht'i riddle Is all made plain
The sunshine laugh at the long-past
Ami thi tnnth Hint nehed ha lost Its
pain .
That's where our trouble go to.
Where are tbe clothe that we ucd to
wear J
Where arc the burdens we used to bear?
Where Is the bald head's curling uaUJ
fJonp n-lirrp the tillts disappear to.
For tbo style has changed and the clothes
arc ueW,
TVii. iklia urn tri-nrlnir n brighter hue.
The hair doesn't snarl like It used to do.
And the parting has growu more clear,
Where are tbe bills that our peace dis
tressed ?
Where Is the pin that the baby "bless
Where arc the dotes of last year's nest?
Where have tbe pins all gone to?
On tbe old bills paid are new ones thrown,
And the baby's at school witb her pins
And the sounbs are runslnc a nest of
their own
You can't bring 'em back If you want
We stand the smart of yesterday,
To-day's worse ills we can drive aw?;
What was and Is brings no dismay
For oast and present sorrow.
But tbe burdens that make us groan and
The troubles that make us fume and fret,
Are the things Uiat haven't happened
The pins we'll find to-morrow.
Itobcrt J. Burdctt.
a a
T Is easy enough to break on"
ivitb a woman. Jack; don't
worry so. Sue will take It tiara
for a time, but if you must break her
heart sooner or later, save your own
out of the wreck If you can. After all,
a woman's heart Is hard to break. It is
'off with the old love and on with tbe
new with the whole sex. I liud."
"But you don't know tbe girl, Ben.
She Is a blamed sight too good for me.
8he Is one of those sweet, relined girls,
whose affection absorbs her whole soul, .
and I know she loves me as few men
are ever loved. Every look, word or ac
tion tells me it is true, and, though I
feel tbat I have made a mistake, Ben.
I cannot tell her so."
"Don't tell her a thing. Jack. That Is
not the way to manage u woman. Sim
ply disgust her with herself. Stop send
ing her (lowers and kulckuacks; don't
take her out somuch, and when you
do, praise up some other woman to her.
And. Jack, don't go over so often; tell
her you are taking up a new study or
porting nights. She won'tbelleve you,
of course, but that won't matter. Make
engagements and fail to keep them, or
go over late, or be seized with a desire
to return early. Oh. there are a hun
dred and one ways to aid you. You can
tease her a little when she Is serious
and be serious when she Is gay. In
fact, differ with her as much as possi
ble without being antagonistic, and find
fault and pick to pieces the little argu
ments she may give In defense. And be
ns entertainingly disagreeable as you
can without really appearing to be so.
I will wager tbat within a mouth you
will be ns free as air. Tbe girl will
shake you. No woman cau stand the
pressure. I have tried It, my boy, and
I know. My old-time sweetheart, Fran
ce Oraysou, Is now the wife of a far
better man than myself, and the happy
mother of a charming boy. Of course
Ehe did not name tbe child for me
but I did not expect It."
"1 believe I will try It, old man. But
I am fond of the girl In a way, and If
you bear of our marriage you can know
I lost heart."
"Cheer up, Jack, my boy," said Ben
Mallory, wringing bis baud. "Love Is a
lottery, and Cupid Is a merry little fel
low when you know how to manage
Ben Mallory and Jack Downs had
known oue another but v. month, yet In
that short time had developed a firm
friendship that ouly the confidence of
youth can Instill. They were both stran
gers In tbe city and brother lawyers In
tbe same Arm, which added to their
Jack was an only child, adored by bis
parents, while Ben was oue of a large
family of two marriages, whose place
In his home numerous brothers and sis
ters usurped. lie bad been reared by a
wealthy uncle of no family, wltn whom
lie bad lived for years, returning to his
own home once a year for a short vaca
tion. For his own people he cared
little aud seldom spoke of them, not
wishing to explain their strained rela
tions. Yet If Ben Mallory ever truly
. loved a bclug on earth ho loved bis
ewect little half-sister, Kitty Kerapster.
fibe was now at college, aud had lately
ceased to write to her big, handsome
brother ns often as was her wont.
Ben had not seen Jack Downs since
their talk, though bo beard from him
now and then from bis borne, whither
lie had gone for a rest. "I am tnklug
your advice," ho wrote, "but the girl
bullies inc. I don't know how to take
tier, and I feel like a confounded brute.
I've a mind to umko a clean brtfut of
The next letter said; "Ben, I nra free.
After all. I am not happy, I wish I bad
been square with the little girl. She
let me down hard. Mother has set her
heart on my marrying an heiress In
town, but of the two the Uttlo girl suits
me best"
"That fellow Is a fool," murmured
Ben, as be unfolded a small missive J
from home. "Ho loved that girl and
didn't kuow It"
Ben smoothed out tbe paper and read:
"Kitty does not seem happy. The child
never complains, but she always loved
you, and you might cheer her up bit.
"Kilty unhappy!" Ben ran his linger
through his stinight, black hair nnd
thought hard. "It Is some man," bo
Mid to himself. "I should llke'to put my
two hands nbout bis ugly throat nud
choke him, so!" nud be crushed the loi
ter In his strong hands, then threw It
from him Impatiently. "Yes, I will go
and cheer up tbe Uttlo girl, Poor Uttlo
Klt She Is not like other girl."
Two days later Ben sat In Kitty
cozy sitting-room, with the bright tlre
llgbt shining ou her pale little face, nud
reflecting the tears lu her honest gray
Ben drew her down beside him on a
divan. "Tell me about It Utto girl."
be said.
"There Is not much to tell," she wills
pored, nestling close lu his strong, lov
ing arms, as a tired child might do
when weary with play.
"I loved him. Ben. O, I did lovo him
so! He was kind and true nt first and
then he seemed to grow moody and
sullen, nud often cruel. I dldu't under
stand nt first"-
Ben shuddered as n strange feeling of
horror crept lutf his heart
"Go on. little girl. Ills voice sounueu
"Sometimes 1 would not sec him ror
days, nud be got so 1 could never de
pend on blm. nnd he never kept nis
word. He could not kill my love. Ben,
though I finally tried to hate him. But
he spoiled my life and killed my respect
for him. and now I despise; him. thor
oughly despise him yet love blm still."
Ben's face had lost Its gentle expres
sion, nnd with stern set features he
stared at the polished door.
"What Is his name, anil wno is ue;
Ills hard voice startled the girt
"Jack Downs. 1 met blm at college."
answered Kitty.
Ben Mallory sank back among the
soft cushions, while a look of pitiable
remorse crept Into his dark eyes, aud
the lines In his face deepened, ns with
age. Kitty crosseu tne room nuu genuy
stlrred the coals In the open grate. The
dying embers threw a shadow light on
Ben's dark face as he watched the girt
May God forgive me," he murmured
Inaudlbly. "I have broken tbe heart of
the only creature ever given me to love.
Frances, you are avenged."
St-1 m rs for Crushing; Ice.
The great and powerful Ice-crusblng
steamers of the lakes are without ex
ception car ferries that Is. they trans
port whole trains of passengers and
freight curs from one terminal of a rail
way Hue to the other, thus controlling
an Important link where brluges would
be Impracticable.
These Ice-cballcnglng ferries ply the
straits of Mackinac, tbe Detroit River
and across Lake Brie from tbe Amerl
can to -the Canadian shore. They are
hugs steel-shod craft weighing several
thousand tons and some of them have
cost more than $350,000 each. Fitted
with propellers at either end. they
crumble tbe Ice by the pressure of their
bulk as though Its three or four feet
were but tbe thickness of a cardboard,
Whatever else Is wanting, adventure
Is not lacking In tbe lives of the men
who spend tbe months of snow aboard
the majestic monsters which are to the
lake tracks what tbe snowplows are to
tbe railroad lines. A few winters since,
with a thermometer ranging from 18 to
30 degrees below zero, one of the car
ferries was caught In an Immense Ice
field on Lake Erie and tlocted around
for a few months with a great mass of
Ice piled mountains high around her. A
portion of the crew was, of course,
obliged to remain aboard and each day
a couple of tbe men made an attempt
not always successful to go ashore In
order to secure provisions and supplies.
Ofttlmes this meant a long, dreary 'trip
across tbe Ice, and frequently, when a
yawning chasm of dark-hued water In
tervened between tbe sbore and the
edge of tbe Icefield, tbe foragers were
not able to return to their Imprisoned
comrades for Intervals of several days.
Receives a "Flower of Hell."
E. C. Downey, an attorney of Churu
busco, Ind., who spent many months In
Central America, has recently received
from a friend In Guatemala one of the
most wonderful species of flowers
known to mankind. It Is called tbe
"rose of hell" and grows only In tbe
vicinity of Antigua, near tbe crater of
tbe volcano of Fuego. It Is looked
up'on by the native Indians with a su
perstitious dread and Is named tbe
"rose of bell" because It thrives better
near tbo steaming Fuego than away
from It
The Indians regard the crater of Fu
ego as the doorway of tbe Infernal re
gions and this (lower as being pro
duced by the evil spirits associated with
tbo demons of the sulphurous cllmo
where the souls of tbe sinful all go.
The flower Is very deadly and when
boiled Into a liquid and given to any
animal death rapidly follows without
pain, as quiet and peaceful as sleep.
Science docs not record another In
stance where this wonderful flower Is
found except In Guatemala, and tbe
only place It Ib found In tbat country
Is near the doorway of the famous
Fuego volcano. Several universities of
this country will send nfter specimens
of the rare flower nnd use It for ex
periments and demonstration to tbe
classes In botany,
Bomethln that Will Intr.t the Jn
Tcnlle Member, of Ker;r Household
-Uoalnt Actio, and Ilrlflit Hyln
f ManrCnte and Conning Children.
"Pap-t" asked Touimle. "Is It cow
ardly to strike something littler than
you, that can't defend Itself?"
"It Is. Indeed." replied tbo.falber.
"Well, 1 don't know." reflected Tom
mle; "I don't see how we could light tbe
ras without striking a match."
Children of Many Nation.
Gift of Stationery to Soldiers.
A London firm recently sent 100,000
packets of stationery as a gift to South
Afrlcun soldiers.
My flag of silk 1 owe to the Jap,
To the Eskimo my sealskin cap.
My palm leaf fau grew on Java's trees.
For crackers aud rockets 1 thank the
The Iudlau's land and my own are one.
Which boy do you think has the most
I am a jolly, jolly, little Jap,
Hear my little shoes go clap, clap, clap:
When I go to school I leave them at the
ilnn iv
Then down I sit on a mat on the floor.
I use these chopsticks when it a time to
A silk gown I wear when I'm dressed up
Sometimes a man starts out to be a
social lion and ends by making a goose
of hlniwdf-
An Indian "brave" I surely shall be,
But now I'm a baby tied to a tree.
"Be a good papoose," my mother will
"And the -birdies will sing to you all day."
Then I watch the clouds in the far blue
I am going to catch one by and by.
From a leaf of pnlm was woven my hat,
I eat my supper on a palm-leaf mat,
The food that I cat the palm trees give,
Now what Is my name and where do X
Five Cent' Worth of Travel.
Wo know a bright boy whoso great
longing is to travel. Ills parents have
no means with which to gratify him
In that respect He occasionally earns
a few pennies by selling papers and do
ing errands. Instead of spending tho
money foolishly, he carefully treasures
It In a small Iron box, which bo calls
his safe. One day, after earning 0
cents, he dropped them Into tho box In
tho presence of a companion of about
bis own age, and exclaimed: "Thero
goes 5 cents' worth of travel!"
"What do you mean?" asked the other
boy. "How can you travel on 5 cents?"
"Five cents will carry mo a mile and
a half on tbe railroad. I want to seo
Niagara Falls before I die. I am nearly
four hundred miles from them now,
but every 5 cents I earn will bring
them nearer, and a great many other
places that are worth seeing. I kuow
It takes money to travel, but money Is
money, be It over so Uttlo. If I do not
save the .little, I shall never lmvo tlm
Some boys squander every year tho
cost of a coveted trip to some point of
interest Let them remember that
ovcry 5 cents saved means a mllo and a
half of the Journey. Small amounts
carefully kept will foot up surprising
results at mo enu or tne year, and al
most every doctor will testify that 5
cents' worth of travel Is better for tbo
. ..... ... rfc.n r rent worth
?Wr Temple.
ha ' plant that Knnva at h rale o'
ino Inches every iwoiilyfo
Thin remarkable bH of vegeU Hoi
caned in ,,,":i,sf,f,ro :
Cochin Chin... Who" " ""'L. "
America It was -Imply an ugly laok 8
ll,. resembling n huge lm " '
It lay nearly all winter In n dark elowx,
ut w.lh .he approach of spring began
.oumnlfest sign of life. It w;
from ll resting place and l n
poach banket with otl. ug '
but some rn.wMN.por. , " ho
mollled green slalk pushed out f
,, ,, few day had roach" a
height of eight feet Of this height he
blossom, which wh. a Mindful dark
maroon color. comprised fonr lee .
After the blossom had withered aud mid from
It grew a nest of K',t umbrella-like
leaves, which reached thulr maturity In
July ami August. In September the
... . , i i..r, nililiiif but a
leaves perisiicu mm - "
new fat bnlb. This was Howl away
lu a dark place, and again In Ibe spring
. -I.. ... Il.-lit III tut
the Hum is nroiigm m . -through
Its time of flower and growth,
Wiintril to fee Hint.
"If you wit any more of that pud
ding. Toniuile. you will see the bogle
man to night"
Tommle tafter n moment a thoughl)
Well. give me some more. I might as
well settle my mind nlwut the truth of
the story once for all.
Sylvun fccnc Strunucly l'rotluccil In
the Buck WiMuUof Multie.
John II. Lewis, of this city, say tho
lloston Globe, a photographer, who
speuds Ills summers In the region
around has develop!
what Is prolwbly the only picture ever
taken by a black bear, for brulu really
did take the picture, lie held tbe cam
era, focused the thing, anil pressed the
button, lie held the camera wrong
side up. however, and bis niw must
have shaken from the looks of tbe
Last August a party of six friends
from IMalullelil, N. J., imssed a fort
night lu camp on tbe upper west
branch, occupying tbe log cabins at
Sours High Lauding, so called.- lu ho
large a party there was considerable
refut food, and ttil-t was dumped about
a mile from the camp lu the wood.
The garlmgo pile failed to grow, and
the entailers were at a Ioi to account
for Its disappearance. Filially oue of
the men made up tils mind to go to the
scene nnd watch fur tbe animal that
came around regularly every day to
feed on the crusts of the table, llu
went to the point one morning aud sat
In the-bushes and waited. Soon he
beard a noise, nnd lu a minute or so a
big black bear appeared. Then came
another, and llnnlly a third. They ate
all of the garbage aud then went away.
The I'lalntleld man conceived a desire
to photograph the animals. He put up
a Job with tbe cook, and the next morn-In-
a good half bushel of truck was
scattered for the benefit of tbe bears.
The camera man loaded and cocked
bis machine, sought a favorite spot and
waited. He bad not waited long be
fore two bears lumbered out of tho
woods and went to work cleaning up
tbe potato peelings, bacon rinds, etc.
Tbe man watched the brutes for a
while, and then, slipping from behind a
tree, tiptoed toward the animals, hold
ing tbe camera In such n position tbat
he could press the button when tho
bears saw blm approaching. When
within twenty feet of the animals they
scented bm and turned In bis direc
tion. The New Jersey man forgot what ho
was there for. He dropped the camera
and lit out for camp. When he return
ed be was accompanied by all the
guides and their rifles. Tbo bears were
gone, but the camera was tying on tho
ground, not where be left It, but a
dozen feet or more away.
The machine showed plainly tbo
marks of the claws of tho bear, and
that an exposure hnd been made. It
was generally thought that the drop
ping or the camera had done tho trick,
but tho lllm, when developed by Mr.
Lewis a few days ago, showed a wood
scene that could have been taken ouly
from quite an elevation.
Tramline German Students,
German students are returning to tho
medieval notion of wandering nbout
tbe-world. Tho modern Gollards, how
ever, nro personally conducted and
know beforehand precisely whnt their
Journeys will cobI them. Last year thoy
visited Italy; this spring 1,(500 of them
will go to Constantinople nnd to Asia
Minor, On tbo wny they will frnter
nlzo with tho Itotimanlnn university
students, who nro preparing n big
"fruhschoppen" for them In Bucharest
Couldn't Just Kcnieiiilier.
"Do you seo this HtrJug uround my
"Yes, sir."
"Is It n shoo laro or n corset lnco?"
"Looks like a black corset lnco, sir."
"Then It's ft corset film wants mo to
get her. Sho tied It mound my linger
this morning and told mo to either
bring homo a pair of shoes or n corset.
I can't reme'iiiber which. But uow you
lmvo solved tbo question."
Ms 1U I'"'" Advice.
N'lto Before Ut wlion mw Ootno
Homo maw Hiiyn to Mlinl
"IMvv. I got allium I want you to 'It'll
""Well." paw wijh! "Hpoel nwny. I
don't 8pono Ibey ar iMinylhluK
tell You nil nbout"
Two gurlrt waul l work Mure,
mw Haj'H, "and I wlsl.t you'd Toll in.)
which one lo 1 1 Ire. Om-V n H w whj i r
ami one' n Nlngllsh gnrl. Wlilluli win
would yn take?"
How Do I no," snyH jmw. "W lieu I
nln't seen them? Yon ot lo no which In
the Ibid."
"Thay Seem nbout tbo Bauie. iw
"Well sMn wo Flip n Penny."
jMiw. "Tab for the Swede Krl and
lied fer tho other one."
"No," maw miyn, "I think llml' DU
gwlsfull. You got to Tell mo which
M Tnllf."
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So puny wMin Tliay mine nnr nun
Pw lie looked out through I ho craek
from Ueblnd tho Poor nt Them while
Thny wan Talklii' to maw, and when
maw came lu paw khjh:
"I gut j on lletter Inke tin luglUh
Uist nlte jww Come l (nine Ptirty
Tired ami when we (lot Set Down lit
tho Tabid iiinwtuiig I ho Hell nud lu
coiim the Swead gurl.
Paw He bHiks at Her n iiilult nud
when she went out lie Syn lo Maw:
"I Bet I no what you'd Do If I Told
you to (lo and Jump lu III" fjike."
"What?" maw nst
"You'd go away hhiio Whnlr and
Climb a Tree." mw my, him! lhu Ho
made n KwIhi ut n Ply what wh Mux
xen around and hocked over the vlim
gar llottel. It whs it Sail Slttt.-Chk-Hico
How a liner Wurrlur I AvenuliiK Hie
Death of III Hi
A Pari pajter publlshe an entertain
ing story of n umii tntuicd Vhii !!
hooin, who I lighting with lite litter.
He I said never to have iiiImwI a buck,
n Km Mr, or a w lid ostrich since lie w
i It) year of age nnd he I now .V. Van
I llostMjom ha taken n notable pnrl In
nil the war waged by the Transvaal.
! ImiIIi against the native and (he Kit
' gllsh. and lias always iw-ored heavily a
I a deadly marksman, liver i-alm, ami
' phlegmatic, the most exciting moment
have never disturbed the tcadlne of
hi nerve.
Shortly after hostilities began In the
tmint war. Van IIiihIkhjIii ua fold
I that hi only two sou bad Im-vii killed
In oue of (he early engagement, llu
nt once went to hi old friend, the Pre.
blent, and demanded lo be appointed lo
the rank he had held In INN) nnd subse
"Have you still your famous rifle
with which you did such great shooting
against the Mntnbelc?" asked the Presi
dent. "Yes," replbil Van HoslMwm.
"Then you will need cartridges" said
the President, "aud thoso you shall
"No, President" answered Van ih
boom. "1 have pkmly of cartridge. I
have made some for myself. Then,
drawing clone to Kruger. he whliqtered
something In hi car. It must have
been astonishing, for "Oom Paul" let
his pipe drop from bin mouth, nud all
the world knows how Krugcr clings lo
his pipe.
As ho bade (ho President gond-by,
the famous markxiiinu snld with a
chuckle: "Ah It's that thoy come after,
It's Just ns well to let them have It'
Then off he went to tho front, wllh
his rifle, hi Bible, and the regulation
thirty days' provisions. Whenever tho
opposing forces came within sight hi
method of action was always the same,
Hu would cautiously approach tbe ad
vnuclng P.ngllHli until ho found con
venient cover within rllle range. Then,
stretching himself nt full length, hu
would study the enemy's force until ho
marked a young umii whoso appear
ance and bearing showed blm to lw an
olllcer. Upon this figure the deadly
rlllo was brought to boar; (ben, ns tho
sharp crack rang out and tho young
olllcer fell dead, the burgher would leap
to his feet, Hhout "Ghumbcrlaln," and
then drop Hat ngnln. Onco more his
program would be carefully carried out,
and when tho second olllcer fell Van
Bosbooin would carefully retire to ftafo
cover, read n psalm, and nit mnoklng
his pipe until tho close of day.
In memory of bis two sons (ho rlilf
was 11 red only twice In encJi'llght, but
always with fatal effect When tho
dead were collected It was always caRy
to Identify Van Bosboom's victims, for
lodged In their heart or brains, Instead
of tho usual two ounces of lead which
form -the Martini bullet, was to bo
found u bullet mado of two ounces of
gold, Pcoplo then understood old Krti
gcr's surprise and tho enigmatical
words Van Bosbooin had used when
bidding tbo President good-by.
Groutur London,
Tho nonulntlon of greater T. nnitnn lu
moru than six nud a bnlf millions, of
which but four aud a half mllllonn m-
accredited to Inner London, nnd about
two millions to tho outer ring. Tho
wholo nrea 1h cuual to a clrcln linvln,.
radius of nearly fifteen miles.
Largo bodies movo slowlv also amnii
bodies wheu called to get VP In tho
Kncourngemcnt after censure Is the
sun after a shower.
The Fnvaire Bachelor.
"There Is one thing J would llko to
kuow," said tlm Savago Bachelor
"Is that possible?" asked tho Hweot
Young Thing, with hoiiio acerbity; this
occurring nt tho breakfast hour, when
lovely woman Is nt her unsweotcHt.
"Yoh. I want to know why nearly nil
tlicno women who lmvo distinguished
themselves by n display of brains look
co much llko men?" Indianapolis
TCIpiifianL TrainnM lllllafl
During tbo lust twelve. inontliH
lenBt n dozen elephant trainers lmvo
been killed tnoro than lmvo been
killed In ten yearn previous.
You can't take a trlclc with tho trump
of fume.
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tent of the dm u
stry cmhwi the ib . atitl r.
.'hi wn a p .ny t.j SiSm
for n young umo m. u . tMraMj
mettle. To ut snifi' -JYiiI
two iiiouih k, V,v V.inafy
quired what 1 v. t ;,t f. $omfil
Avenue uoiei n .ir I i Kecrilb
nud nluiiMt tlie n ::i du it i tlinniip
tlieru I iiiade !. a Pm . i fSLtlSk'
Jovial. Iiaudsoiin ruL ifiMK-flj
own aue. and we i ii..3t..asarn
lie knew I wh u i ti X 'Uialvci
road and freipin i ii .Li.rourffci
umnersatlin) t a . Jurarej
talk freely about ' . r 1 1 1 JfJiiSS,
a Html nlMiut i. i t ui ttSni
York. WyB.
"The ilay ou mi ' I (! flWJO.
for l h projM'tty I (M b;.! 'Jbi&fi
lu silrft. only t y ' rpm$m
lux "P and down i r-
turlrHl manner t 'itffogti
oHee, ll rvuiarkr i au l "''Mg
my mhiih. A i't ot UiSowlfr
cbeil be luriiiil i ut SlJlJjIt
M,YiiU'v ileetditi i) Ul4SyMl
mieb proM'rty." it- fi.l, tv W'J' S!i
"IIIh iimnuer inn tiio i-jUHffi'
with tny buwliien ' i rcV'tRUTrci
me. but before 1 emit I rrr "15$chj
he cuiilliiiieil. (trnow
" Tlmt'a nil right I'm tweac!
nlKiut yotir busline n'J3rm'
here. It Isn't too uic y 'k,
change the hicnlicti ef yoomg
If you'll do It nud pun; flfrogTt
and mich whnrve I am 'futlonf
offer you thl.' and If tjL'?"
clut-k for f.VJ.WH) s gniJ lj"l!ii
... .i... unTerei
Ui me t nvvu 1 1"
r tne i weeii ring sf&s
"1 Imuded hitn I v k (U
coldly reuiarkHl 'li .-i vc oundf
wrong man. I'll bid )u tmoV
"Walt n minute.' lc iruiMlt
nbashwl. 'livery man, bjfiiV?S
price. lie pulled a p i 05?)
took from It nnoiher ' wtiiint5
Fill It In (o so t J' '-'SfrStl
. a .
nniii; i-ni ii in iu ruent
"1 had (o ndiiiire the luit'genrc
wn Hlmply cobis'.'il. nml UoClJbec
geidug angry I laiighul trtndf.
I finally convinced hu.i 'ISXij!
to bo bribed and rati ofl'J
ho wont nwny, however, ''aJJItHi
that tho Tweed ring had wUg
tloiiH on tho dock pruis'rtjlnjs
mo to take, wllh n forels
the X. Y. nud Z. rond'i iv31
If wo had loeatcd on It Qfa
hnvo cleared u fortune. L'j'M
they had tho property on If3j'
nud n largu sum ItKlellnUoljflgr,
"And thot'H tbo most oxcliSg)9
enco I can recall," said 'lyjjjjj
conclusion, "nnd one I rert'boTar
sire to glvo myself n iKatmtjlj
A Hiiiltlnu C"oucl(fnWl
"Mndaine," begaiUbe wlfjj-
"do you remcmiier nisi i
promlRcd to clean the snow
yard?" adfnu'
"Yes, nnd then sneaked rfMS
doing It," retorted (ho
wife. fijjy,'!
"But I came bark, nwiUif gund!
through n July nun to keep Snath
When I reached your gatt'HlSK
hnd vanished; but you t,J oaTrlS
tho scytlio nnd cut tho Brt"Wfjf.
"And you sneaked off gffrfil
"But mo conscience fi''Sotora
why I tramped through iw'jgegfj
10 II III Hit 1110 JOU."
.... IhllMM'l
. . .
A (Ionium scientist imi F'ixf sv.i
trouble to cnlculiilo tho atieguSV
(Ion of n wink, In orucr "Dipij
Just what tho phrnso "In '"ioi
of an oyo" meniiH. Ho sayinUhoj
occiiplcH four-tenths of n Mm
((yelld descends In onc-lentmito.
ond, HlnyHdownthlr(cca;bae
n second, nuu rises -
rnrla JtngplWOttf
Tho rngplckers of I'"rl,'l;l KL' nl-H
ner or hoiuumi'i i
umko their living by mJ
I) HU mil OUl Lu
nrM Wllt 1)0X00''
no uneii iu iiuin lip ii in J
cannot bo opeucd except vmm
meu who carry It nvm m
rm. n frond VlMf
iliuiu lliu - .MWJtlBr
run an uv lg Wii
nnd lleas Into every