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About Bohemia nugget. (Cottage Grove, Or.) 1899-1907 | View Entire Issue (March 16, 1900)
N. 4 if 1 tl if .J i 1 u I i 3 if too, frota a wtsMkae ta fat?. THE AVERAGE MAN. i aad I realty tk'.Bt Ola face bid fke (rinni f rrtalte: j wcTe s wvaata tfcowcat rr i Asd M baa, .towed tW wrk WW'" of roar to --a Jaae. ft nit Mm em were- weary sad aatfcat: I That'; all yaaj ka"- ast IV- aaat- M k MM thravrk Mi mmc im ' tr. U Jtu. efcrrattac Mr -Wen. I atast Mr, fba taa- I n air aa imw aaaa. 1 - ... . - Ai Ike hnt wa left t aa. Mr Krrt5." mM I. Jmr tooted at w wit ber $m fu?i f twrs. "I can't W a aef or fvt, Nar a aVtatae trrariac a I'm aair la ktri-nwtia; erraat Of tkar et abare aw. I'm 11m 4n , aad It's a i II aK lar bac war I : Am! Mt Ittr-e 4trH And rM far tae arena aaaa." He TraiBN all barttr aad wte tacaa, " He kailin all rarrH that tower Onr waft of tbe ritj- ta ttO Of the rmjem aad aciiwt of IB haw. tVaboat aha tae paml h MaVf. Tbe earth bat i atocr aad t ptaa, lit marea ail aad ctoian all aad feeds II. TMa lad.aMUtas. averac ml Then I lifted mj haad la a prmd: With leetk et ciar. iad tmy areata IleM hard ia mj throat: aad I attered A tow that taaR oa'lire aVatk. I swear that lav baUder aa laager To bh aaU fee few tfcea the bUb. Ile&r-Karward b yaerdaa aad piJ Aad hope for tbe arerg sua. HaraBa Garland. Rise of Two Men From Pennies (o Milions. njrb, Ctontoft.- mM w caa aa aak to aar tT" "lttcaan Pa a brarr. Jamr. Mb I. falrtr "kritea. -rarmitv m. aad wrl' abac taw amltrj M baadud aaBar h " lata ta Si arfarr wvl let it xrtrt ta ia of djrS.a brta av" "No, Cbarfc?r. oa"t W taat." mnI, Jeaajr. iaafrbtac taraaca atr 5rar Lfs pat It la tae sar!i laaad. A?w Mid I. stalbK taw barjtala ' with oa of Mr o!d-faabja4 ki. Vad aaraaa af fctrlrrs aai. aid I "-Vol What a boat Grar -Whj. be aad hi wife aiT Jol awrd lata ta prHtieK INtlc Ooclik cottage ymm rr tw. an the otto smV of tar Uariai Krhlr. itk x lani aad i raa. aad tjwtx :o twp a BtAr .Vkteraer caw, Katd Itr "Ne. Jiacht It. --Why. Charts, hoa- aa that Greea has oalr t-o or thre? haadn-d 2 nKU UJYltZS. v a w i Moot-j to bar abtevs la ta eoaatr? ANDREW CARNEGIE. Bore la IunfrBtio. ikxKlaad. .Nor. 2 1S55. Caa to Aurrwt iriih aarvati at ar of )CL Krcaa to hroji rata faa.r's NrhM; whoa 1Z old hr worMac m l abwa Mr ia a tattaa forlorT. rMviria; J a Ktrnl a KnOer la a cellar wbra IS ;rar oH. CVrl m booaia fartorjr at $ZJ4) a at 14. yr More thaa .roa. aad It Ulin isahl my wife, with a little. IiiaaBt eeratioB of her pret ty brows. l bema to think was cBeboir c1ftl wrth laaaaortalttj'.' "Dead at last." said I. -Aad what do ytw thlak. Jaajt lie has left as a bosdred doUars." "A baadred ddlarsr echoed ar wlf. claxpla? her haads toetar. -Oh! Charkrs a huadred dollars " Now all tbU uuy soaad IHe a two-reaee-aalf-peaor ton of affair to foaae ef ay readvrs. a I am Try well aware. I -All Mrtap? baaluv mjr dtar." Mid I. "Grvra tells ate that he aad his wife hare beea frlBc; ap for years, with Heml refetvave to this cwaatry hotar for their calMrea. Thry coaaaaeacnl wit a af ty-reat piece." "We caa d better thaa that!" .aW Jeaay. with Hrkllac eye. -I1e God. dear Charley, oar little fellow MmU have a ?reea aad saaoy placv to play ia before he hi aaaay yars older: ' Aad I'll do wtthoat the MX. dresK." I -Aad I'll aaike the ohj orereoat lasf a aotber reaoa. at the very leat." I added. I I Mwnwr ia tetrraah arr at IS. Trlecmpk ofvMtw at a Moath whea Iff. apprtiaic faadly. Orerator for lVaarlrMU Iiallojy iaprrialrotVt at IK. Seeretary to !'roayiraaia Kailway rUU l-lytl. MUttarj tehncranh ntTtlor dariac war. Boasht Adaots Ksprm aad WpiMC ear tttrk ia mmII qaaatitie, Itoaeht oil laadN wbieh ahiaMtely W- raaae wrtb muIum. ia l!H. Kailt iroa bridgr ia lNt7. IMrilt IU tnwr plant ia l'ltMwrr whea 83 Jfr oU. Twraty years later (iNvSl owaed the era great a4eel worV ia aad ahvat Htt.barr. I'arled with hi baxiatt-; wrUtr ia OUIt BOYS AND GIRLS. THIS 13 THEIR DEPARTMENT OF THE PAPEK. Qnalnt H-jInM Calo Dol. af Ilia Little Hoik Hvarwliera, (Ullnr.l .m.I ITlotcd llert for All OlUar Kit t Uuea to Ucad. Klm.Vow 4etnre are a nM tM illK for Ih aMHohlw Mirabls Hherever Ihew I" a lw r rwk w rtylait Wnl. a I4ale of rra nr a iibwah iHMllNif II almwat IhvWUI liae ahHiK lite atr. liter will le UmnA ha.kw!i. ami llMtf aM make ilclHrw vt m MXt ! Ilw rwrefnl l-ervfr. I vateMber reelne a Hit I t"t "f a airl iuh'MK Hlaeii of a rlm Honer tanlen la "iihiiit Tin- ilay iy and warm ami the l.al.y wa ullllnif HENRY CUAY FRICK. Bora ia Kiyette CouBtj. Ohio. In l.Ht. Dry pxd rlerk at $A a week Mkee It yean old. Uookkeeper la dMUlery at 21. Salary ft a week. With friead Wwsbt S00 arret of rheap Mad aad hfty eV area whea Jfr i. DoaMnl eaparity of eokr vorli four years later. SarrlveJ paaie of '75, whea olher w cat aader. Owaed 3,00.) aere. of ewtl l4. aa.11 i-t nulrul. tll: (be .haik.w mW part latere la eoVe eawpaay u f the twiakiiwie lilac mwt CaraejTie ia 1KSS. 1Ih1 the ahatkiwa UullernlM. awl tecaae partner with Camerte ia Heel whW tu "T baml orer me ami lhH mi inn iirmfMttT.. , , ' ""I"!- Of uy which nro Uvenly fM. A.HTA ri.Al'o. U in. '"I nlMtila. H Dm .. . . ""hi mhU l.lir.l a...M,., M th.ll, Ml IHftl , ' leu or flfiiMii u-i-t iT'l'ii Iwa llaaenl Hi, t.,hl i r-MKlll. iM.t ,. nJ'Sl Hlltll Hie llly. .Mi,,,, " earh aeil I, h.,,,,,,, iWIhic i.h I. ,,, . "i lent. will. ..,,,. 7" "4 reiarlal.le U.. ,,, IIMttlltlea. B. , , ,,r " UM.I.lne.l,...,,iB(,lL like any oil,.-, H"J able, fur he n t, ffW "''S Iik4 HIIM-h II, i . ,C HUilemtntiil. I,.- l,i,J"t hal.ll ..l There . i..u. b afci-Ji )ant one mui.m. , , J, allamiiltier m -i f .,, ...atuTrr -Aad we'll pi re ap all sacfe aoaee; 1S4K3. whea kU Mt-H worko aad lata Kat as I am only a clerk on a salary of ' " -w nts Biae hnailml a Tar a httiHlnwl .Inlhim i Aad SOH watches. rirlftlBpr. as it were, oat of the sky, teemed a rery Beat sam to me. Jeaay aad I were both yoaag people, Just beeiaalo? the world, with bo par- tlealar riche. except one apple cbtclted baby. Jeoay did her own work, made my ehirts aad cat and fitted her own dresses. I walked to aad from busi ness every day to Mire the twenty cents emBibus fares. We dkl onr best to make lob eatls meet and a tight teH we fouad It. So that yon will easily see that this Iiuodred-ibjJIar bill represented consid erable more to w than Its mere face ralne. Old Uncle Moses Slanson was mortally offeiwled when hie niece. Jen ny Clifford. cboie to marry me Instead of a wizened. Ix-sjctacled. oW centem - iwrary of bin own. He hail never spoken to her since, aud we naturally entor talned no very exalted Ijojmjs of any tefifatnentary recollectiona on bis part. And the hundred-dollar bill, therefore. poeesfed the charm of an agreeable surprUe Into the bargain. "Charles," said Jenny, under her ureatli, "what kliall we do with ItJ" inat is tue very queatlon," Mid I, "Do you know, Jenny I hesitated a little here. "Yet'r the resiwnded, Interrogative "Every fellow In the bank, except me, haa a gold watch. I've been ashamed of this old Kllver concern more than once. And Seymour has a very nice necond-hancl one for sale that he will let me nave for ninety dollars If- "And turn the hundred dollars Into a mere useless ornament!" cried Jenny with a strong accent of disapprobation In her volte. "Charley, that Isn't a bit uke you." "Well, then, what do you succest?" "I should so like to give a social party with It," said Jennie, coaxlngly. "Only think how often we've been Invited out since we were married, and never have naa a chance to return any of the hos piiaimes or our menus. The musi cians, the supper, and all, would come witmu the hundred dollars." "And you are absurd enough to wish to eat, ami tinuk, and dance up a sum like that!" I cried. "No, no, Jenuette, It is euureiy out oi tue question." "A new velvet suit for the baby'" suggested Jenny, pouting a little at the empnasis or my words. "How would It correspond with the rest of our surroundings?" I asked, not witnout au accent of bitterness. "Vou uau a great deal better suggest a new winter suit and overcoat for me.' You never seem to observe how shabby I am getting." "Nobody notices a gentleman's dress," said Jenny. "I can make your overcoat look very nice with fresh bind ing and new lmttons but how I should like a sealskin Jacket!" -aaiaav," said I, somewhat disgusted, 'I had no Idea you could bo so selfish." Jenny colored and tossed her bead. "Selfish, Indeedl" cried she. "I would (Ike to know whether you have yet sug gested anything which was not for your own special benefit and use''' We were both silent. 1 don't suppose plllier one of us had felt so vindictive Ix'foro, since our marriage. Clearly, the liundrod-dollur bill had worked no pica! benelit ns yet. "I'll tell you what, Jenny," said I; "let's compromlKe. Let's buy a new sitting-room and' stairs carpet. 4 saw a beautiful pattern at Moody's yesterday -pearl-gray, with a vino of scarlet moss all over It." "I don't care very much for new car pets as long as wo live on a second Boor," said Jenny, "And you don't com to remember, Chnrles, that I haven't had a silk dress since wo were married. Wack silk Is suitable for all "Aad foolish suppers aad wiaes aad ererytbias eb that Isa't absolutely Beeeary." added Jeany. comprehea si rely. The ext morula- bright and early, were etiaMted to be worth S.Ai.lA,tHAI. bwria ia 1SSS. l'tHijcht tkroack the ItoMeotead Mrikr aad rfe ia 1.MC aad It. after keiai: W by AaarrbM IterlMaa. ladicted for maaalaasbler hera of death of HvrkiacMea, 1M3. Mailt mm- of the moot laxarlo boate ia llttabarc' HttwrU. Wa able to par $100,000 for oae Mint- in wbea -Id year old. Kmployed Joba O. Johno. IVaaiyl raaia't create! lawyer, to Beat UaraeirW la the court. Pehraary. Hj0. peek umler her liaml ami irtve a Utile Htueal of Mrprte thai the uliaihtw bwt lerfly icowe. Ho. for eer wi hlf. I tbl mnall irlrl pUyetl In a bower f I Mtterny nhadeo that were utM-onrloo I ly makltir plrture for her It l Mre I than llkflr that the utealth) nhaitowh , f the Kreat for-t tlri miitg-mlnl to he Indian that the li iih-h hdi of the aenm.n i, "t MOMhceil (he i ifi,, 0, J8 t f MM I,. Im. II . V "Why. how ,)., ,uu ,S Ketteral iiieall,.ii "Sleaminil it "iinwr I . . I! am Ifff 'lfiH rule ati.l "Vim didn't ta) WON BY A SONG. Kamantlc Marriaue of MU. MmmcL: iind PriHce (or f Snclcn. Oae of the mot roiuantlc marrlar as soon as bastaes hours would per- In royal Kurofiean cin-le wa that of mlt. I went aad deposited the buadred I'rim-e Ox-ar of Sweiiea. better known dollars In the nearest savings bank. as I'rim-e lUruadotle. to XI- MutKfc. A week afterward Mr. Manyply drop- one of the attache at his mother' ped In. la a friendly way. Manyply is ' court, and the mo-t Musulnr thins the lawyer who transacted Uncle about It was that the young lady won Moses Ma&Fon's financial affairs-a her hu-buml by a mmis. TritK-e 0.-ar. (dump, bald-headeil. deep-voiced ohi tlte Kins' h heetiml mm. miw the young gentleman, who always drewes In lad at her duties auxmg the maldn of Iotle8 Wack and wears a big seal- honor in iiix mother's train. None was ring on the little tinker of bbj left band, more olex-urv than be untitled ami "So," faid Mr. Manyply, "you've in- unjiortloned. Hut she liar a face that vested that hundred dollars, have you?" In his eyes singled ber out from all. Yes," said I. with the complacent air It fboue. white and pen.lre. from a of one who lias an account la bank, frame of lutlr as yellow an that of any "But how did you know Itr Valkyrie In the Xorce mytltology. "Oil, I know a good many thing," 1'rluce Ocar. who knew the folklore said Mr. Manyply. oracularly. "But of hi native laud by heart, wove what's the Idea of It V around that face of hers ihhuv a dav "Economy," struck in Jenny, proudly, dream In which thoughts of gods and "We are saving now. Mr. Manyply. We ' heroes were curiously Intermingled mean to nave a Dome for little Charley j with the realities of to-day, his owu a garuen tun oi roses anil pinks and hojK's and his owu affectlouM. birawpemes one or tnese days." I.Ike a Valkyrie, too, MM Mum-k And a very laudable ambition." , could slm; a IllatIlM li4Mf"t JdVL'UV lfffiff JOIIX HI I.!.. said Manyply In that smooth, oily way of his. "How much would such a place cost now?" "Charles thinks If we waited for a bargain we could secure It for about f",000," Jenny answered, promptly. "Buy It now, then," said Mr. Many ply. "Here's a check for eight thou sand." "Ehr cried I, breathlessly. "A check; the old lawyer went on, "signed by your Uncle Manson, payable to the order of his niece, Jane Anne Evarts. Ah! you may well look aston ished, lie was an eccentric old chap, this uncle of yours, Mrs. Evarts and I have his written Instructions to keep an eye on the manner In which you In vested that hundred-dollar bequest of his. 'If It Is squandered In any foolish way,' he writes, 'there Is an end of the matter. Put my money all In the Hos pltal for Hunchbacks: If they show any disposition to save help them along with this check for eight thousand do. lars, to be expended only in the pur chase of real estate.' My young friends, I congratulate you." And Mr. Manyply's spectacles beam- ed upon us like two full moons. This Is how we became possessed of our lovely little country home, where Charley thrives like a growing flower and Jenny flits about In a broad-brim-mcd gardening hat, trimming roses. pruning gooseberries and planting lily, bulbs. And the hundred-dollar bill lies untouched In the savings bank. "It shall be Charley's fortune," says iriy wife. "It would be a shame to touch It after It has wrought us so much good." Aud I quite agree with her. New York News. A Republican Hat. The story below, taken from the New York Tribune, proves that when poetry Is In, wit Is not necessnrlly out: Michael Joseph Barry, the poet, was oppoluted a police magistrate In Dub. II". An Irlsli-Amerlcun was brought before him, charged with suspicious onditct, and the constable, among other "Does your honor know what that means?" luqulred the prisoner's law yer of the court. "i presume," said narry, "that means a hat without a crown." Oscar discovered that listening to her one day when she thought she was alone. King and Queen mid nil the court were- horrified when I'rlnce Oscar pro claimed that he loved Miss Munck and that no other woman should be his wife. There was n great turmoil. The maid of honor was uduionUhcd to keep her thoughts and her eyes away from the King's sons and I'rlnce Oscar was sent on a long voyage, with orders to forget jiiks .iiuuck as speedily as possible. Meanwhile her gift of song had been discovered by others and the Queen en couraged her to use It for the pleasure of the court. King Oscar himself Is no mean poet nnd musician. At that time he had composed several songs. Miss Munck studied them and learned to Interpret them with great feeling. I.l,,n e - - . . ","t- wncur reuirneu rrom his voy age In much the same frame of mlnii. save that he thought more of Miss JiuncK than ever before, So matters stood one evening when tne court gathered In the music salon Miss Munck was commanded to slni? She began n song of King Oscar's his favorite composition, The theme was a sad one, the music pitched In a tender minor. All the girl's breaking heart found voice as she sang When she ceased she had apparently forgotten where she was. As n deen sob was heard all eyes turned from her to the King. Ills eyes were strcnmlnir. Approaching Prince Oscar he took him by the hand and led him to where the singer sat. Without uttering a word he Joined their bnnds and left them there, standing amazed before them all. Pflnce Oscar and his wlfo-lhe Prince nnd Princess Benmdotto as they call themselves uro well known nnd liked ull over Europe. They are very relig ious and often work together ns nubile evangelists. And at such times the princess' voice rings as sweetlv In stieelH and slums as It did In a palace than hK the pension official throneh wbo hambi pa the result of Inresti gallon of rialm. A eae from S Louis fairly lllnrate hundreds of metlc cotnpllratloa wh'ch come uii l. r the observation of the oltirers. Su.,u after the civil war a Mitdler who had worried In the vicinity df St. Ix.uu died. His widow appH.il for a ii slon and got k. But while tb- rlaltu ' wa pending a courtship was aim under I""!'!"! w111' MU. and caimil them way. The eomI marriage took place lM,,,,t ''n" lhv ' ami Just before the allowance of the pen- ,(H'H,I Hower hail each Ita guard slon. It Hopped further payment, and all that the woman received was tb-' wl,,,'r ,,lls It I great fun to amount due from the death of the sol-' shadow pictures 011 the wall, and dler husbaml to the rnarriae. With ",0 "iWuiiiylMX llltwlratlows will her second huslNtnd the woman lived ,UKK,,t to J"" "lly they may I twelve years. Then a separntkm look ' lro,'u'', Krt"-t variety, place. The woman nu t.. D.ar.r I Tk the first irtie. repreweullns Han. became acquainted with a fohller. aud ' ta You bare but to cut a tree lived with him a his wife about ten yearn, or until his death. Keoiemberlug ber exjierlence with the first hunband, the woman preseniisl a claim for a teuloa on account of the second Miidier or third bmo wkh whom she had sustained marital relations. After a careful ItireMlgatlon of all of! the racts the pension olHce refuned this claim, on the ground that there had been no marriage to the second ttoldleer. Thereupon thu Monmn eutertsl cbilm ror the restoration of the old pension tiul cap and Iteard from cardboard and 1 . : I fh-Pl A A .rWflaafeBBBBBBBa: I I 'a "I BnBBM aaBBBBBBBRKKn I rmov. "No'lM; I Jusl f.MMiil tbi mJ akadow. hih! 111. aaiiiM h,?. "IttitilH l. iiKii, ,,r ibfch,! "Ves'lll. bill lai.-r a ilJ 0,g are Jut aa Ii.iik ns i(iltil I've Ikth trjIiiK 11 " taiJ,t a allck Into tin- ifrund, ia)2 ahatbiwa Mere J 11 at kawai I knew that tii ii,,io f 5 wouhl be just a )mc a tai! that a thlrtj llin-i- f.-rt" "K that la mIhii ion initt iIIum u I . a .11 . - Hum nm.u. an an in nur p "DM I HI....I. leclrsl. i t'oHl.l Tr. ,f. , "lo you likr , tin, 1 tnaaajf. i lear-ohl Bevsle I. "No. dear." a tha Trftf way makes 11, r.H 144, n "I'm awful kli l "f it." ) wl. "Vou're jn.t th oat hokl my rarauirU nt.iWIai' Ami Othrr. ,.t ('M fl "Mamma, arr all pnfji llU't -Yea. dear" "Well. then. I aii.i tb matte of brick dux ' ' What H.0 All fTJ Mr. Newman on rp a jkVa Tommy. 6 U Tottttny-Thafs tit when they tlrt m.it tt it tkfi "3 SEARCHING QUESJkJ ln.iilrle. t.i iUtym Uliiu() the I Itr- 1 ltenhimlu I'rnukiiu ,-iwa'tj Mtpit-HiUa ami pun 1. sll afli Kreat htaleatueu. I . t I Ikr b! Mkl, of reilut-ltit; -w paarf, leiu In life to a w ri- of ifp I Ions aud aiisw.rs. "Wbrta them Itefore 111 -!' 1 them," be Ued granted to her on account of her ilrst : "eld them In the proper position 1m husband, and stopped by the second I ween the light nnd the wall to get Iho mnrnage. 'io make her case she frank- "hadow picture. By wriggling you ly ndmlitisl that she had not iH.nn mnr. Ongers you may mnke Kama u riniii rled to the tlilrd man. She next pro-! U,H U0H0 nml wpiwr lip In a most minis cecueii to get nu of the liar created by manner. her second marriage. She declared It' f,t;xt wo ,mve "John Bull," who I wus niegni. to entabllsh this she set J"1 ow ""'r 1110 tioers. With two forth that thesecoud htwbatul had Hv-' plt" of cardltoard and your llugeni lug nt the time of the marriage another ln r,K,,t !0HHIn you get a picture of wife, from whom he had not been dl-1 English John enrrylug his ting before vorced. Investigation showed Hint ilils . Km. Just below Is n pig's bend, innil was strictly true. The second husband. after the separation from this second wife, had become reunited with his flrst wife. The examiner found the two llv-1 lug together In St. Louis and learned that they were highly respected poople. St. Louis Globe-Democrat. 1 1 ilusslaii Whist, Amcrlcn hns nlready rivaled England as a home for whist. It will bo Interest-1 uiK iu nee n iieiiier we Sllllll follow tile 1 ' khhieh a.mi HVZZI.K (.yilllllllf fif fillp ll-tiiiunll(itl.. .... I.. . .. ; 7 " :. ----"" uy propeny pnte iik t ho lmii.u m.ii- tne mania for "bridge." or "ittisslan Move vnr it... i .1.... .. . whist," which is now all the rage In walch the fellow open and si , London, and In many card circles has mouth. Perhaps he represents the Boer made whist ns obsolete as "Boston." making faces nt John n.iti It Is n sort of dummy whist Different I In spite of the fact that It Is winter suits of cards give different values to the next shadow picture shows a S he tricks, the red suits, for example, rler dog with a inuxlo on. Move your hl'llll? Illnrii l-nlnnl.t,. II, n.. II... I.I....1. 1 ,, ... ... . . J"lll ,: " ", - "ucK. iiiigers n im ami me t og w I bite nt The denier ilnon imt 1 .1 .. . . 7. . " 1,1 , , ,. Vi. ' ' .1 .. ' V V. " . l"KU ,M"1 ou-u havo been ,.n iniviirge ot moKing uiscarueu long ngo. any suit he pleases trumps, or may de-1 . . clarc no trumps, which Increases the I'lnnta that Shoot Their Pec.U. wiiuo 01 me tncKs. Tins value also' 1 " witch hazel throws Its seeds to n iiinj nu uouuieii again nun ngaln by Krenter tiistauco thati any other plant the holders of good hands, so that It Is Howers late, after the fall of the K'tinu oi uuceitainties. 'j'he best ,t"' n,ll ""iti its plumy yellow bios authorities use the Amcrlcnii lends. B0,s cluster the nuts nrodiin.,1 fr. which nro rather dropping out of use In ,,,st Jour's (lowers, encil conialnlng two English whist. Troy Times. 1 MuvU, white-tipped freeds. As thev ripen the outer shell cracks from tho Onions and Garlic as I'urr.imn ton. while the Inner mvurim. u,,n... In Tnrtnry onions, leeks and garlic turns Its edges Inward, so as to press 0 regarded as perfumes. A Tartar I tho seeds. As soon ns the crack ex- It Tho average man would bo satisfied If ho could only get the earth, but Alex nnder the Great wanted to get up a collection FOUGHT FOR A PcNSION. nilllciiItleH Surmounted by tlio Widow of Three Boldicra. Thoro are skeletons ln the pigeon holes of tho pension bureau, skeletons as ghastly as ever took up habitation lu a family closet. The specialist who makes divorce-getting his business does not receive more shocking- revelatlops lady will mako herself agreeable h tends below the middle Of tllll 111,1 11,1.. rubbing a piece of freshly cut onion oi, ' pressure- expels the seed, which Is, It her hands and over her countenuuee. H "l. Hoiiietlines thrown forcibly to a (llstnnco of forty-llvo foot. To pns-j Stntus or tho liul cr. through n witch hazel copso lu late It Is said that Sir Hedvers Bnllor Is "ul"''i Is to expose oneself to n inlnlii tho wealthiest general (among common. tnro I'ombardinent. Many other plants ers) In tho service, and Admiral Sir throw their seeds to a great distance Alexander Buller the wealthiest ad- t,, nuvtuitngo being thnt tho seedlings "n'rnl. jflntl fresh grounds, neither overshatb People are very patient, considering Znt T, SllfS .niL". lWtl'at that the end of everv dav n.iiv i .-..A" lff"nt species tho means thorn one day nearer heir 'mn " " .. vcr v"0"- 'o distil liutlou la tho cose of the gcmuluma Is A drwls uf ly aud irU to-aaaj ami lu country villiuin k) to go lu the iM-MN-nt ;r.-atdJ their llk-k." We off. r a fetfc for them to CoUsl.ler brfal! their ilii-lsloli. ! Flint. I am going t iWti bojie of mnklug my f.tCatt any duty nt home on v. lild.lt my Iwick when 1 gi-auy JaUd aud more urgent than tbatfji my fortune? Second, 1'or every dolUfi ed there are at least ten rWj the city for one In the eo-h qunlltlea have I which wK success over the other nlw' j Third. Tho Jni k of all '1 "handy man, who ran turn 11 anything," Is not He Is HKedlly Success Is best t nil 11 til fesslons. What trade or profry I? What proof have I glrHH ability In any trade 1 li.ivfl-L that limy seem nttmrthetoiS I'outth. Have I eiiercr-'ji lug manners, tact to vln) where tho crowd and lliefffj are so great? Or Is my oolffl tlou for town work dlc5i home and village life and "1 work lu the country? e I'lflh. At home 1 Im.clWK nnd frlendshl given to nij to me by people who hatiH since I was born. ThlsH'U 17, What l I no ran t um i mt wanted 3 K'edlly trampled Hfi Is to be won only li iieil lu their own trf rnpltnl, nut of which unvv'i city to atone for the lackoi'S friendless boy? Isn't tlifrt'jg patlon In tho village or' town that I can secure, ot("m Ing. with energy and IiiiluWf to give me an adequate HE.' ThehO (iiestlons. If Kra"v.te ed. limy lead a hoy or Kinla; sense to n wlso choice ' "hi great turning points of H'Mcj Coiiipauluu. Ills Kutnl Mlataltt "All. no!" ,jflJ Count du LMntfebroko rnl'M l,i .1 Imi.i tt InttifluutnllOll V addressed tho homely Uelftt "Ah, no! I do not lovo Jr iioney! It Is your own fi love. My affectloii Is Ki our beauty." M "Then, Count," canio lo,.H swer of Miss Uglelsli. "F'S9 look n little farther. loMf, f1,,,.uit'l niinnnl In 1110. ESi For sho had n mirror her o few things nbout iiw- Besides, as sho nrict'j What's tho uso of havlwt vl Isn't unnreclated? Wunt, ludcuUY uawu"..