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About Bohemia nugget. (Cottage Grove, Or.) 1899-1907 | View Entire Issue (Feb. 10, 1899)
BEECHER ON ADVERTISING. THE TRIBUTE DAY OF LIBuK i Au V.V kWOF ft I aT I nv J ; V vns aa rra-ir Ca-r-airta. him; I fiad Uat tbe doc MMfctet rU muia be CM CV . in Oem put tttotottpf. 1 . a a. - wiwt fy wmm MKk ! I , . Kf I ts,--'1 t 1 E-OES. r nv. Iff HrCGiTi kte wealth of mm and tjmtn aad j .w Inriitf MM BTSTM ! 1 MU a .in it ninU have SMC if be bad J- j- minxt IrrrUsiM a to to Mapottatab) oenUcMM of Use car aad fare bin the go-by M J-aek : What in Mropapen far. it nut to csrrolat us furam&m ' Tkxt malt T!nWr iufimna tioo cm a aravpaer fir than to tell a sick maa wbere be oan b estredT If a Bias bMdeoUi his life and labor to toe .,, j- rhM af rlitrascT the am mil i iri arins no booMe ail tbe MMvptcMuif. Hh dnty mMtiwto, owim iMfwnoaH. A reaJlv abb Man, ; vbaMTcr be bis -ft. roaka a area, mi- . take if be fail to m tboM gift Uuvsurb . rani of SkdTemi-" The iktt timet from an article by tbe Hrr. Mr. Bercbrr t4k a sound riew of the hMM of adrertUMig. Sppu IT Duria. at 285 Mmt-m tiet. tbi cut. bad com to the eitr aad no advertised, vbo would k'jow of bit uiwun T Wbo woald know of lb fciluwiug almt liaialiim cm be ftttomtd in 172. bad Mot Mr. Matte jMt ft w tbe paper? Mr. Mhor: In lfTt My dssogiJU-r -ira taken sritb tbe membraneooa croup, and upon ber negmr left totally deaf. 1Mm two eminent physician, nbo, Mid iber eoala do ixxbirr for ber. X' a Im retort, I took ber to Dr. Damn. bo eared ber; and be ha uerer beeu tronbied with deafoea cilice. I consider it one of tbe greatest rare of electrical treatmeut on record, and with great MtU&rtion riTe lb if testimonial. I reside in Berkeley. JUaMeda county. Cat., and will take great jkletMure in answering any inquiries con cerning this Most retnarkaWecnre. Your The Philadelphia eoeietr girl has be gan to tain fer atteation to cricket To Care a Colli In One liar Take Iitfxative Hrocso Qttinine Tablets. All refund MOWry if it fails to TbaBtaiia FewaVe ColVeee sdil ?1M,MQ to give it a fresh lease of file. ! awl the matter has been iaised. chillin money-back tea and baking powder at Tibur Grocers It has been estimate! that a single plant of the Russian thistle six' feet in diameter produces 2,000,000 seeds. Loalrl Down. The air is loaded down with pains and aches, and some systems take them in like a sponge. St. Jacobs Oil rubbed in trill take the pain away and leave a cure. The young leaves and roots of fernfl supply a considerable portion of food in the mountain districts of Japan. State or Ohio, Crrv op Toledo, ( FRASK.J. CiitKEy rnafeet oth th&t he is tbe icntor parter of the firm of F. J..Chetey & Co., doing builneiw In the City of Toledo, County and State aforesaid, and that Mid Arm will pay tbe torn 01 ONE HUNUKKD IMJLLAKSfor each and every ca of Catarrh that cannot be cured by tbe use of IUll's Catarrh Cvp.z. FRANK J. CHENEY Sworn to before me and itibtcribed In my pretence, this tin day of December, A. V. WA. iT A.W.GLEASON, i Rotary PubUe If all' Catarrh Care is taken internally and acts dlreetly on the blood and moeons surfaces of the syttem. Send for testimonials, free. Y. i. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O. Bold by druggists, "Sc. Hall's Family Fills ere tbe best. Hie eldest unmarried daughter oi Captain Sigsbee, Miss Mary Ellen Sigs bee, is doing good work as an illustra tor of magazines. FIT? Fermanently Cared. Sofluornervouinn silo alter tirst days use of Dr. Kline's Or rat Kervellestorrr. Bend for FttKK ne.tto trial bottle and trrfctlre. DR. It. it, Kf.lNg. JUd., fe Ajcn street, iblUdeipiii2, Fa, A Hamburg, Germany, chemist has suceeded with the aid of oxide of alu minum in creating a heat of up to 30, 000 degrnes. THEY ALL WASMT THE '99 AGENCY FOIt &W "Mi1- 840, 630, 625, S22.B0, 820. If you want a paying agency write at once be fore all territory is taken. FJIEU T. MKKKIXr. CYCLE CO,, F0KTLAN1), Oil. SPOKANE. TACOMA. BEATTI,K. DR. GUNN'S'uvIr" PILLS ONE FOR A DOSE. Cure Sick lUidschs and DyspeiKia, IWmove 1'lmplesana Purify the Blood, Aid MicstiooandTrerent UillousneM. Do not Orlpe or tiicken. Toronrlnca you, we will mall simple free, orfull lioxfor2V. IIt. 1IOHANICC CO., Phlladu., i'cuua. Bold Ly Druggists, gs uno JK,ii. 1L VSftS TXfa&2t--?mTI .fcsbiaTO StK 1 WIDOW DARBY'S S 2 VALENTINE. 5 ill K widow Darby. I J fair nlnmn ml look , r inx far younger tbaa her -15 years, bad rid- den into town with ;jtrra rveai riw her bdrse had lasaed i himself that nsoratag. .'and Jared "happeaed to be coins ia." and had asked tbe widow to ride with dim. Jared was what some of tbe people of tbe neighborhood called a "resalar born oW bach." He bad ootM aad scorned womanuind most of tbe fifty years of his life, and bad openly set forth his eoerietion that men were "better off witboat 'em tbaa with 'em," particularly when it come to "marrying of em. tie had heW to this conviction so tens and had proclaimed it so boldly and so con stantly that all of the match-makers ia the rural neighborhood in which he lived bad given him ap a hopeless case beyond the pale of their schemes for making a benedict of him. Jared was not. like most avowed women haters, a crabbed, cross-grained, snecring ly cynical man, which made his celibacy all the more unpardonable in the eyes of the match-makers. "He'd make a real good husband If he'd try," they said. 'Then he has the nicest farm in the neighborhood, with one of tbe best houses on it and money out at in terest, although he's not a bit mean and stingy. He'll do his fall share always for a neighbor in distress. It isn't because he's too stingy to support her that Jared doesn't get him a wife." It was a clear, crisp morning in Febru ary when Jared rode to the village with the widow Darby seated beside him in his neat little cutter. Tbe sleighing was fine and the air keen and exhilarating. It gave the widow's plump cheeks a beauti ful crimson glow and made her black eyes sparkle. She was in high spirits and her laugh rang out frequently as merry and rippling as the laugh of a child. But then the widow Darby was prover bially cheery. She bad suffered keenly the loss of her husband and both of ber children, but time bad softened ber grief, and she was too wise to spend ber life in gloom and grief over the loss of those who were beyond all care and sorrow. She had a comfortable little home and a few acres of land adjoining Jared Kent's. She bad known Jared all of ber life, but not once had she thought of him as a possible successor to Joel Darby, 'Jared will never marry any one," she had said. "He isn't of a marrying dispo sition. Some men are that way. It's all they lack to make 'em what God intended they should be. My husband and I used to talk Jared over a good deal, and we did our full share to get him settled for life with a good wife. We used to invite lots of nice girls, young and elderly both, to our house and then have Jared come over to tea and to play croquet with him. He'd be nice and pleasant and all that, but he never came any ways near falling into any of the traps we set for him. We thought once that he did take a kind of a shine to a nice, sweet, real good looking girl of about 30 named Jauet Doane from over Shelby way, who was visiting us. She'd of made him an awful good wife, and I sung her praises all the time, but nothing came of It." "It's an elegant morning, Isn't It?" said Jared, as ho and the widow flew ulong over the hills and through long lanes in which the snow was drifted almost to tho top rails of the fences. "Ob, it's lovely!" replied the widow. "1 like snow." "So do I. You got much to do In town ?" "No; I'll be through with all of my er rands In an hour. I can let something go If you don't want to stay In town that long." "Ob, that'll bo none too long for me. Where shall I meet you?" "I'll be at Smith & Hanscom's dry goods store, any time you say." "We'll call it 11 o'clock, then." It was three minutes nftor 11 when Jared drove up to the appointed place of meeting. The widow had stepped Into tbe sleigh and ho was tucklug the robes In around her when she said: "There, Jared, I'm Just like other wom en; I've forgotten something." "What is It?" "I forgot to go around to tho postofflce. I know that there's nothing there for me, because one of the Stone boys brought my si 1 Vf&orlX ..Mai Vvl J&0 rw MiTATJHii tm mail oat last night. nJ there's so mail trains in antil noon: but poor oW Jane Carr came over just before I left aad wanted Me to W sure and see if there was a letter far her. Her daagbler m very vk-k oat West, aad sbe baaa't bad a letter for a week, aad be' half wild. 1 eoalda't bear ta tell ber I'd forgotlea to go to the ofaoe." "IU drive 'round that way." aaid Jared. "It won't be three Mocks oat of the way." Two or three boys stood Idling la front of tbe postoMce and Jared aaid to oae of tbeM be caaneed to know: "Say, Jbamie. ran Into tbe offlce ami see If there's any letter for Mrs. Jane Carr. Yoa aeeda't ask for me. for I've been around and got My Mall." "Yoa Hiabt look ia box IS!." said Mrs. Darby. "Mebbe there's a drop letter for me." Tbe boy came ont a moment later with a very large square white envelope in oae i band and a small blue envelope in the1 other. He grinned as he banded them to Mrs. Darby. Sbe glanced at the Woe en velope and said Joyfully: "O here's a letter for Jane, and It's from ber dangbter. I know by tbe postmark. How glad Jaae will be! And here well, I declare!" She burst into a merry laugh as she looked at the big white, embossed envel ope. The boy had told the truth when be had gone back to bis comrades and said with a titter: "She's got a valentine!" "Who in the land ever sent rae that thing?' said Mrs. Darby, holding tbe en velope out at arm's length. "I dkln't even know It was Valentine's day. If it Isn't tbe greatest idea that I should get a val entine!" "I don't know why you shouldn't," said Jarrd. "Oh, because I but I guess some child sent it," "Maybe not." "No one else could have bad so little gumption!" said tbe widow with another laugh. "Maybe there's one of these comic valentines inside of it some ridiculous thing about a widow likely." "Why don't you open it and see?" "I will." Sbe burst into another laugh as she drew forth a dainty creation of lace paper, tinsel and bright colored embossed pic tures. "How perfectly ridiculous!" she said. "The idea of any one being ninny enough to send an old woman like me a thing like that!" "You're not an old woman." "I'm forty-five!" "Well, I'm older than that, and I don't AT JANU CAHIl's OATE. call myself on old man. Many a woman around here would be glad to get a val entine like that if trie sender really meant it." "Yes, and if you were the sender." "I'm not vain enough to think that and not foolish enough to say It if I did think It." "No, I don't think that you are, Jared. Hut I wonder who could have sent me this. The writing on the envelope Is evi dently disguised, and O here Is some thing insldel Let's see what It says. " '0 wilt thou bo my valentine Forever and forever aye, And wilt tbou take tills heart of mine, And giro mo tblno to-day' " There wao another verse, but before she had read It, the widow Darby cried out: "Jared Kent, that's your handwriting und you need not try to deny It!" "I'm not trying to deny it. You'll find my name signed in full to tho noxt verso on tho other page." This was tho next verse: "If 'yes' my answer Is to be, My heart with Joy will mi If 'no,' I ret shall bo your 1 tend And I shall lore you still." They had reached the outskirts of the town now. J ami beaagbt Use hoes t a standstill and oald: "I it yes or no, IryT Sbe looked at aim with saialag eyM aad laughing face far a MOMrttt. Tbsw oba laid one of bar mlttoaed band m tbe sleeve of tbe great far coat a war aad mm: I "I think It l y, Jared." He turned bU borsVs bead toward tbe ( town. "Where are yoa froinc?" sbe asked. "ltark to tbe minUter's. It's Valeartaa's day, yoa know, and it yoa are to be Mf valentine. I want yoa to-day." An boar later tbey rtooped at Jaae Carr's gate. Sbe came afearryiaic oat for , her letter with ber apron over her bead. I "1 brought yoa a letter. Jane, aad 1 got ' a valentiae." sakl Iey. boldlng ap tbe . big white envelope. "I got one aUo." ald Jared, be pot an arm around hia wife and klaaed her. , Detroit Free Pre I WANTED HIS HALF OF THE BERTH A Good Ktory fico, M. Pullman I.orctl to Tell of Lincoln. There was one story of his career that the late George M. Pullman of sleeping ear fame need to tell with manifest de light. It was as follows: "One night going out of Chicago, a long, lean, ugly man. with a wart oo his cheek, came into the depot. He paid George M. Pullman 50 cents, ami a half berth was assigned him. Then he took off bis coat and vest and bung thom up, and they fit ted the peg about a well as they fitted him. Then he kicked off hi boot, which were of surprising length, turned into tbe berth, and, baring an easy conscience, was sleeping like a healthy baby before tbe car left the depot. Along came an other passenger ami paid his .V) cents. In two minutes he was back at George Pull man. "There's a man In that berth of mine," said be, hotly, "and he's about ten feet high. How am I going to sleep there, I'd like to know? Go and look at him." In went Pullman mad, too. The tall, lank man's knees were under his chin, his arms were stretched aero the bed and his feet were stored comfortably for him. Pullman shook him until he awoke, and then told him If he wanted the whole berth he would hare to isy $1. "My dear sir," said the tall man, "a contract is a contract. I hare paid you 59 cents for half this berth, and as you see. I'm occupying it. There's the other half," pointing to a strip about six Inches wide. "Sell that and don't disturb me again." And, so saying, the man with a wart on his face went to sleep again. He was Abraham Lincoln. James I'arton's I'rcdlutlon. In 1802, James Parton, the celebrated biographical writer, made the following , prediction in regard to Abraham Lincoln: History Villi say of Mr. Lincoln that no I man oi a more genial temeranient, a moro kindly nature, ever tenanted the White House; that he gave all bis time, his thoughts, his energies, to the dis charge of duties of unprecedented magni tude and urgency; that, hating no iiihii, lie steadfastly endeavored to win the con fidence and love of all the loyal and pat riotic, and that, in spite of four chequered years of such responsibility nnd anxiety as has seldom fulleu to the lot of man, he bore away from the Capitol tho sunny temper and blithe frankness of his hoy. hood, returning to mingle with his old neighbors as one with them in heart and in manner, in retirement as in power a happy specimen of the men whom Liberty and Democracy train in the log cabin nnd by the rudest hearth to guide the counsels of thu Itcpublic and Influence the destinies of tho people. Tear It Up. Secretary Stanton was onco greatly vexed because an nrmy olllcer had refused to understand nn order, or at nil events had not obeyed. "I believe I'll Hlt down " said Stanton, "and give that man n pieco of my mind." "Do so," said Lincoln "write It now while you have It on your mind. Make It sharp; cut him all up Stanton did not need a second Invitation It was a bone-crusher that ho read to thn President. "That's right," said Abo! nn. Vmi l.n.. freed vour mind on thu million n.. , ,, .-. . , - ... . SWISS is nil that Is necessary. Tear It up. You never want to send such letters; I never do.''-Standard. Don't Judgo a uiau by tho character given hltn by his uext-door neighbor. iuuih u kuuu um-. ivnom can I get to send It by?" mused tho Secretary "Send It 1 replied Lincoln, "send itl Whv don't send It at nil. 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