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Wednesday, July 22, 1914.
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Spécial ou Ladle«' House Dreeees
Casey*s Revenge
A Companion Piece to "C asey at the Bat.”
Why is it that so many girls like to I'here were naddened heart* in Mutlville for a week or even more;
watch the traius come in f We don't
There were muttered oaths and nurse* every fan in town w as wire.
know, but wonder i f there would be
such a fascination if they weren't mini '•.liiHt think,” naid one, “ how soft it looked with Casey al the hat !
And then to think heM go and spring a hush league triek like that.”
trains.
E dison P h o n o g ra p h s
W ITH
NEW D IAM O N D P O IN T
REPRODUCER
EASY M O N T H L Y P A Y M E N T S
It seems that a show la something All his past fame was forgotten; he was now a hopeless “ shine ”
that no one ran describe in such a man
ernnr of the State of Oregon and has succeeded in securing the Pro­ nor (hat the listener wilt get any idea They called him “ Strike-out Casey” from the mayor down the line,
And as he came to hat eaeh day his bosom heaved a sigh,
o f what it was like.
hibition nomination.
Our aspiring, if not inspiring, friend, \V. S. U ’Ren, would be «ov-
This is the same
fellow
who
was
engaged
While a look of hopeless fury shone in mighty Casey’s eye.
for several years
While traveling through this vale of
tears we ean at least supply dry hand The lane is long, some one had said, that never turns again.
in spending the Pels fund and in endeavoring to foist single tax
kerchiefs.
upon Oregon. He is the author of the $1500 exemption measure which
will be upon the ballot this fall.
A good booster for one thing
This measure would give the state tears something else down.
And fate, though fickle, often gives another chance to men.
\nd Casey smile«! his rugged fare no longer wore a frown.
The pitcher who ha«i started all the trouble came to town.
almost absolute single tax.
The one hobby that Mr. l"R e n stands for above everything else,
When a man makes a bow in such a Ml Mudville had assembled; ten thousand fans had come.
manner thut he seems to be coming loose
above even prohibition, is single tax. He has dedicated his life to the somewhere, we always think that he ex To a«*e the twirier who had put big Casey on the bum ;
And when he stepped into the box the multitude went wild.
hibits lark o f practice.
work of making Oregon a single tax state.
But now he comes forth in a public statement and says that if elect­
He doffed his cap in proud disdain
but Casey only smiled.
There is no drifting along in this life.
I f you don’t face yourself ahead, the
Flay b all! ’ ’ the umpire’* voice rang out, and then the game began ;
ed governor he would drop single tax for a period of four years.
whirlpool made by those who are fore I lit in that throng of thousands there was not a single fan
The kindest thing that can be said about such an offer is that it ing themselves ahead will carry you
Who thought Mudville bad a chance; hnd with the setting sun
backwards.
is made to bribe the voters.
Let us presume that Mr. U'Ren is honest in his statement.
What
Their hopes sank low
the rival team was leading “ four to one.”
About time for a story that the new
The last half of the ninth came round, with no rhange in the score;
high ideals a man must have, who, for the sake of office, agrees in president o f Mexico has resigned.
M ills & R o a c h
MUS I C
H 0 USI
First National Hank Huilding
Fancy Dressed Chickens
Saturday for
Sunday Dinner
Don’t Forget to See Our
Line of Meat*
PEOPLES’ MEAT MARKET
C U L V E R B R 0 8 „ Prop#.
But when the first man up hit safe the crowd began to roar.
advance to cease to advocate that to which he has dedicated his life
There may be worse things than being
The «lin increased, the echo of ten thousand shouts was heard
and that which he believes absolutely necessary to the happiness o f the a cigarette fiend— but they nr* prob
When
the pitcher hit the second and gave “ four halls” to the third
ably punishable by life imprisonment.
poor and downtrodden. For the sake of office he offers to cast aside
We can't help thinking there is a Three men on baa«*» nobody out— three runs to tie the game!
his life work and desert those who have looked to him for relief from
specially prepared place for parents »h o A triple meant the highest niche in M udville’* hall of fame;
LO W
P R IC E S
their burdens. What a fine specimen of manhood to place in the chief look their children in the house while
But here the rally end«*«! and th«* gloom was deep as night
they go galivanting around until mid
executive’8 chair!
When the fourth one “ foul«*«! to catcher,” and fifth “ flew
We have presumed that Mr. U ’Ren honestly intends, in the event night.
out to right.’ ’
I f a man‘a w ife grabs the pay en
c f his election, to fulfill the promise referred to. But in making the
velope every Baturdny night, which one A dismal groan in chorus came a scowl was on eaeh face
offer, he is dishonest to himself, his single tax associates and his single is subject to the income ta xf
When Caaey walked up, hat in hand, and slowly took his place;
tax supporters.
You may not be able to knock brains llis bloodshot «*y«*s in fury gleamed; hi* teeth were clinched in hate;
What assurance have we that as Governor he would be any more into some people, but the attempt to do He gave his cap a vicious hook anil pounded on the plate.
honest than as a private citizen?
so would not be dangerous in any way.
But fame is fleeting as the wind, ami glory fail«** aw ay;
Perhaps he would find that by dropping prohibition he could be
A banker should be so accustomed to
Rebuilt machines, Inrge asaairtment,
There were no wild ami woolly cheers, no glad acclaim this «lay.
re-elected in 1918. I f he would drop single tax in order to be elected being eaged up that a term in prison
perfect mechanical rendition, fully
They
hias«*«]
ami
groaned
ami
hooted
as
they
clamored,
“
Strike
guaranteed. A ll standard make* to
in 1914 what reason have w*e to feel certain that he might not right­ wouldn't be so arduous as it seems to
him out,”
be to those being punished for their
aeleet fr-m. We have a large mini
about-face on prohibition in order to be re-elected four years later?
But Caaey gave no outward sign that he had heard this shout.
misdeeds.
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ber o f good Hmitb Premier's and
Every act of his in politics, so far as we know, has been based on
Remington '» from $13 to $20. Write
Wages may not always go up with the
The pitcher smiled ami cut one loose; across the plate it spe«l;
for sample of work, stating make
deceit. Every measure he has put on the ballot has been a deceitful cost o f living, but the eost o f living
Another hiss, another groan—“ Strike o n e!” the umpire said.
preferred.
alway#
goes
up
when
wages
do.
one and the arguments he has advanced for their enactment have been
7»ip ! Like a shot, the second curve broke just below the knee
deceitful, dishonest and misleading.
While living we may never know how “ Strike tw o !” the umpire roared aloud; but Casey made no plea.
The argument put forth for the enactment of the $1500 exemption it seem* to go to heaven, but we should
think some are in a condition to tell us No roasting for the umpire now--his was an easy lot.
341$ Wash. St.
measure is the acme of deceit and deception.
how it seem# to die.
But here the pitcher whirled again- was that a rifle shot?
Portland,
Ore.
It is doubtful if Mr. U ’Ren could be absolutely honest and above­
A whack! a crack ! and out through space the leather pellet flew
"In Basinets in Po rii and 10 Year»’’
At the recent meeting o f the National
board in politics if he wished to. His mt.nia for slick and slippery
Educational Association one o f the A blot against the distant sky, a speck against the blue.
ways to gain an end was demonstrated a few days ago.
speakers said: “ God bless the girl who
Above the fence in cent«*r fichl, in rapi«l whirling flight
P R O FE S S IO N A L CAR OS
The attorney general had prepared a ballot title for U ’R en’a pro­ refuses to study algebra— a study that
has caused many girls to lose their The sphere sailed on, the blot grew dim and then was hist to sight.
Telephone 131
portional representation measure. The title prepared drew attention soul».’ ’ The doctor would teach her Ten thousand hats were thrown in air, ami thousands threw a f i t ;
F. W. ROBBINS, M. D.
too strongly to the salient features of the measure, and for this reason dressmaking, sewing and other practical But no one ever found the ball that mighty Casey hit I
Physician and Surgeon
and artistic things.
Mr. U ’Ren objected so strongly that he has now succeeded in getting
Office at Residence: 1<M S. 5th Street
Algebra may not be essential to pro Oh, somewhere in this favored lami dark clouds may hide the sun,
the title fixed so that the real purposes of the measure are not so fieiency in the other subjects suggest
Practices In sit Courts
t j Years' K lp erleace
And somewhere bands no longer play and children have no fun;
ed by the doctor, but we should imagine
prominent.
Ami
somewhere
over
blighted
lives
there
hangs
a
heavy
(»all;
H. J. S H IN N
that they might be helprul. For exam
Are we to trust in the chief executive’s chair a man who does not pie: Suppose a girl were given this But Mudville hearts are happy now —for Cas«*y hit the hall!
A T T O R N E Y A T LA W
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—Selected.
N O T A R Y PIT BMC
even blush when he so openly shows it to be his purpose to deceive and kind o f a problem:
Typewriters
$ 1 0 to $ 4 0
Typewriter Exchange
dupe the voter? N o!
A D V IC E T H A T IS B O T H F R E E A N D GOOD.
The following recently appeared in the Dallas Observer, edited by
Lew A. Cates:
The maternal ancestor who permit# her »ixteen-year-old daughter to float
about night# with a sport with a weak jaw and weak morals merely opens the
front door to grief and disgrace. I f you are not cognizant o f the character of
the company your daughter keep«, or what time o f night she turns in, your roar
when the gossips get busy will sound about as pathetic as a wheeze from a jews
harp. The girl who insists on spooning with every sport within the corporation
limits should be relieved o f her overflow o f affections with a number ten slipper
laid fearlessly across the hiplets. We would sooner see a girl osculate with a
blind shoat through a barbed wire fence than to have her change partners six
night# a week in the fam ily parlor with the lights turned low. It is sometimes
a more difficu lt proposition to marry o f f a girl who has been pawed over by every
yap in the bailiwick than it it to fatten sheep on pineapple ice. You can’t gold
brick a sharp-eyed suitor with second hand goods any more than you can make a
bathrobe fit a goat. There are weak minded parent# who are going up against
the judgment day with about a# much chance as a cross eyed damsel at a beauty
show. Their children w ill rise up and call them blessed with the enthusinsm o f
a one-legged man at a club dance.
Cottage Grove’s cannery is in operation.
citizen to help make it a success.
It is the duty of every
Nothing attempted here in recent
years means so much for the present and future welfare as the suc­
cess of the cannery.
The Oregon climate is the greatest in the world.
The only fault
that can be found with it is that it is capitalized pretty highly with
too much water in it.
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe; ahe had no many
children she didn’t know w'nat to do.
She inserted a want ad. in The
Fentinel, and then she didn’t have enough to go around.
“ Take sufficient flour, water, but
ter or lard, sugar, spices, apples, or • px-o-e-o-o-e-
other fillin g and other ingredients used
Quips by Famous Advertisers
in making pie, add them together and
(From the New York Herald.)
describe the result.”
She could go at the problem like this:
The sucres* o f a business bouse is menaurrd by the volume nnd con
I.et a equal flour.
tinuity o f it# advertising.— Frank B. Presbrey Company.
Let b equal butter, lard, spices and
We invest in advertising just a# we invest in the best materials for
other ingredients used in making n pie
our goods.— Colgate t Co.
crust.
By advertising only ran railroads convince the public that it will be
Let c equal sugar, spices, apples, or
carried in comfort and safety.— George A. Cullen, Delawnre, Lackawanna
other filling.
nnd Western Railroad.
a plus b plus e equal* x.
Periodic advertising o f the most brilliant kind leads to failure where
But that might be as far as ’ he ex­
ordinary advertising, persistently followed, bring# successful results.__
ample would get. The result might re­
B. T. Babbitt, Incorporated.
main an unknown quantity unless the
We advertise as a sort o f business insurance in winter nnd summer, in
doctor could determine what gave hub
good time# and bad, nnd thus have made Victor talking machines known
by indigestion.
the world over.— Victor Talking Machine Compnny.
We don’t know whether the girl
To be successful you must be consistent. I would rather use four
would lose her soul, but she might lose
quarter pages in the Herald than one full page for regular purposes, but
her hubby.
when I have a special story to tell I want a page.— E. T. Gould, Director
nnd Advertiaing Manager Regal Hhoe Company.
An Old Riddle.
We apend $250,000 annually in newspaper advertising nnd find it pays
“ What is it, that is black and white
best. The small advertiser simply throws his money aw*y.— Frank L.
and red all o v e r t ”
Erskine, Director Douglas Hhoe Company.
And the only answer is the news
paper.
It is the only publication that is
C. L. Gano proposes a series o f state- Eugene at an expense o f several thou
READ A L L OVER— even down to the
controlled
coffee clubs, to coet $3000 to sand dollars.
last line o f the smallest "w a n t ad.”
The newspaper is read because each install, state, county and city each pny-
To help mnke the workmen’s com
ing one-third o f cost nnd maintenance. pensation act, the board is taking in all
line in it is o f interest to someone.
Work began on the new Himpson state enterpriaes nnd institutions possi
And not the least interesting feature
hotel
at North Bend to cost $75,000.
is the advertising.
ble.
The state will be employer and
Newport has let contract for a new insure itself against accidents on its
It is business news that is as eagerly
scanned theee days as the bell score or high school to cost $16,000.
own work.
Boring gets a new saw mill, lumber
the financial columns.
By a break in the plant o f the Ameri­
All advertising is good, but no adver­ company and shingle mill.
can Can Co. at Portland several hundred
The Portland, Eugene A Eastern has hands were laid o ff at Eugene and in
tising has quite the hold on the people
finished ballasting its loop tracks at the berry fields.
that, newspaper advertising has.
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