Cottage Grove sentinel., April 22, 1914, Image 4

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Things We Think
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Things ocher* think, and what wo
think o f the thing« oth er« think.
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M SOUTH F IF T H STREET
BU8INH3S OFFICE;
So far as we have heard Huerta
Biblical saying revised:
I f a man
Wednesday, April 22. 1014.
hasn't defeated Hryau in any o f his
slap thy right cheek, turn him the other
rhautauqua engagements.
and while he’s slapping that catoh |
him
one in the solar plexus.
Owning
a
string
of
automobiles
is
one
Be Sure to Oet Stop Over
Be Sure to Get Stop Over
way of living a fast life.
at Cottage Orove.
The Goddess of Liberty is the only
at Cottage Oro ve.
The June bride's rosy lips are in girl we know o f w ho could be forever i
going into men’s trouser’s poekets and
bloom.
still retain an unsullied reputation.
I f no one got any more than he
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earned, newspaper men would be the
The faces our girl friends made up at
riehest people on earth.
at us when we went to school together
were more «utieing than those they
People who pretend to be happy at made up for us when we got old enough
HAKTKI.H & ERNEST, l*ro|m.
least save a whole Jot o f uuhnppine»» to cull on them.
WORK FOR THE MOTHER, TOO.
for others.
$2 40
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Big Fritz Says
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Play Ball! And buy your good
meat from
A L F LO V E doesn’t supply veal
cutlets after the wedding.
City Meat Market
Not to be in any way outdone by the men, nor to shirk any re­
Sometiu.es a bald headed man has
I f s man to get married had to pri
plenty of heirs.
duee
a»
good
a
record
a»
he
does
to
get
sponsibilities, the women ot Cottage Orove are going to aaaiat in the
into the best lodges there wouldn't be
We have heard of animals with extra
work being conducted here under the auspices of the Oregon Social
SO much work for the divorce court».
heads and legs and men of many minds
Hygiene Society. A women’s mass meeting has been called for the
but for monstrosities the office seek
Nothing takes the backbone out o f a cr with his hundred or more tales takes
purpose of giving birth to the movement.
person like an empty stomach.
the prixe.
The work of the society can never be successful unless the rising
generation can be reached.
The face of a clock is not affected by
Mothers are with their children a much
time.
greater share of the time than are the fathers.
the little tots go to asking:
It is the mothers that
“ May I go down town with so and s o !”
A lot of people who lay up treasures
ill heaven may never have the pleasure
of spending them.
DEAVER
' BOARD
Now ia the time to think ubout paint­
Even if a man does win his suit he
Time will let us do absolutely any
shocked by hearing the little lips that have lisped so many cunning thing with it that we will, except to can’t wear it for the wedding ceremony. ■ ,
things form some vulgar word learned from a playmate. It is usually hold it back.
The lessons taught by experience are « >
the mother to w hom the tots come for an explanation of some mystery
O f course you have not neglected to seldom forgotten by the pupils.
of the sexes that has been given in contorted form years before it do today the things that were yester
day put off till tomorrow.
It is perfectly correct to piny » di»
should have reached their little ears. It is the mother who must make
mond to your best g i r l ’s heart lead.
Before election a candidate for re
explanations that will satisfy and yet not leave the impression that
The pc*rson who marries for money
election feels as i f all the sins of
something is being held back.
past and future generations hud been loean’t demand very much.
Fathers may know more of the dangers that beset their children loaded upon him— i f successful at the
Matrimony and alimony are spelled
polls, he feels that his sins have been
but the mother who keeps the love and devotion and takes advantage
incorrectly. There should be an “ e ”
washed white as snow.
of her constant association with them, can lay the foundation that will
inserted before the “ y. ”
A
dispatch
tells
of
a
farmer
whn
keep the toddling feet that have often tracked the floor with mud
('hanging your mind a dozen times a
awoke one morning and found he had
from following the path of \ice ami crime; that will keep the chubby become bald over night. ¡Scientists are day does not always give you fresh
arms of her daughter, that have often entwined her neck, from ever puzzled over the freak occurrendf, but ideas.
we believe that a Sherlock Holmes
being used to embrace a street rowdy; that will keep those cherub lips
It seems as it the most kicking about
would find a clue in the fact that his
so oft pressed to hers, from kissing lips befouled with obscene lan­ wife is now a defendant in a divorce the actions of public officials is don«
by those who wouldn’t accept office
guage and from sipping the wine that leads to shame; that will instill suit.
themselves or who, if in office, couldn’t
German investigators have found that do as well as those they criticise.
in her boy a respect for pure womanhood and pure manhood that will
radium acts powerfully on dormant
deter him from treating a girl differently than he would wish his own
We admire a man on the other side
plants. A fter a few hours’ exposure to
aister treated, that will deter him from associating with men and wo­ the emanation lilac buds sprang into who has the courage of bis convictions
vigorous growth ut the end o f Noveni more than we do someone on our side
men whom he would be ashamed to introduce to his mother.
ber. But a fraction o f an ounee of the who acts as if he wanted to keep- it a
To do this it is not necessary to make “ mama” girls and “ sissy” metal was used In the experiment. W e ’d secret.
beings we know.
About that amount
knowing themselves—than to let boys grow up believing that to he- ought to bring about some signs of life.
men they must do the very things that w ill rob them of manhood and
make them unfit for husbands.
Yes, there is a place for women and mothers in this great work.
a
N E G O T IS T is a person who thinks himself as smart
as the mourners at his funeral will say he was.
tail o f a shredded codfish.
When an officeholder gets unseated it
takes the conceit out of him.
The kind of education that a boy needs on entering the printing
trades is the kind that some schools think he does not need.
We presume the cooks' union will en
dorse
the skillet hat.
The
printing trades need the boy who has the sort of education that he
An exchange says that ultra violet
We have the beat quality, price»
and
stork
ea.
of
Let us figure with you.
LURCH'S
50 o/°
OFF
Clean U p Sale of Ladies’
Garments, Suits and W aists at
Half Price
all this week
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I f other people could go from tears
to laughter as easily us the little tots,
this would be a much happier old world.
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car. put in use, and that kind of education comprehends the ability to rays can do anything from exploding
torpedoes to lighting lamps, (fan they
A man who uses his I ’» too much does
make a diaphanous gown so it ran't be not seem to be able to see that It is
The printing trades offer great opportunities seen through f
a bad fault.
write legibly and rapidly, to use arithmetic so as to calculate with
precision and dispatch.
to boys who have these qualifications combined with reasonable dili­
Married folks
who
don’t
want
to
Homeone wants
got. I f you want
every other vocation is looking for such boys also.— Inland Printer. sue.
thing, put a want
Home self made men look as i f the One cent a word.
job had been done ut (eld momenta.
gence, good habits and good temper.
The difficulty is that nearly raise families are merely dodging the is
Whenever the Portland Spectator discovers a serious error of
grammar in The Oregonian, it writes itself a letter signed “ High
School Student,” and then, under pretense of answering the letter,
proceeds to give The Oregonian about the same kind of advice that
everything you ’ve
to get rid of any
ad. in The Sentinel.
apr22*tf
U a compendium of the
finest recipes for
Baking and Cooking
in this Climate
E. E. K EPN ER
Climatic conditions are very important in cooking and
baking; what applies to the high altitude of the Kail is
not adaptable to the sea level of this section. That is
why successful Eastern formulae are often failures here.
The Fairies Cook Book, juit issued by the Fisher Flouring
Mills Company, manufacturers of
I t ’s all right sometimes to call a
pade a spade— but w e ’ ve heard o f men
Oregonian doesn’t seem to be seriously perturbed thereby, but The going broke trying to make others I k *
Spectator gets considerable amusement out of the performance.
lieve a club was a spade.
would be given a child just learning to form “ pot-hooks.”
The
I t ’s funny that the person who knows
If the candidates elected to office do away with other taxes as it all never puts a «y of his knowledge
,
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effectually as some of the platforms do away with syntax, there’ll be into practiee.
something doing.
The cannery is a certainty.
Fisher’s Blend Flour
They say there are no marriages in
heaven and no polities in hades. What
Growers will hereafter have a mar­ do men do in those places for a living?
the perfert All-Purpose Flour, m ade o f choiceA FaAern hard wheat
and choiceA WcAern soft wheat, was prepared with this fart in mind.
Mrs. Isabella S tv rr y, recoqnleed authority on the art o f cookery,
prepareJ and tested dbery one o f its 156 recipes. For successful baa*
ing in litis climate the Fairies Cook Book has no equaL W e will mail
you the book if you fill out and send us coupon below, together with
Ten Cents (cash or A am pt.)
ket for more than they produce instead of producing more than they
Women may not be mathematicians,
but when it comes to figures they are
right there.
ran market.
Marion Veatch is too much alive to be a candidate for coroner.
A want ad. in The Sentinel got an old maid three
Over in England the suffragettes are
throwing bombs.
Over here they »re
husbands, casting ballots.
«nother ad. brought her three children for adoption; still another ad.
located her three husbands for her after they had run away.
ad. in The Sentinel will do most anything.
One cent a word.
Women are said to be the wine o f
A want life, but probably even they would not
laim that they improve with age.
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Q o k f io b k
VOTE FOR
Homehow the things we would like to
forget stick to us better than the things
we would like to remember.
Sherwin W illiam »’
Cottage Grove Manfg. Co.
The person w ho uses too many I 's i»
guilty o f a capital offense.
When a man makes too much of a
Flat musie is sometimes produced on
fool of himself over a girl he usually ::
an upright piano.
lami» in the clerk o f court’s office to be
examined for a marriage license.
I f there's anything that disappoints
person it is to shnke hands with a
There’s no reason for being unreason
bright looking person and be handed a
flipper with less life in it than in the a ble.
ing.
Paint», Prepared Lead, Oils, Varnish
it is usually the mother who is first
boys—-but even that would be better than to let girls grow up not like about a ton for use on some human
and the
moil attractive »how window».
A physical giant is quite often the
.mallest, measliest whelp on earth.
When a man meets with an accident
“ May 1 go to school a little early to play with so and so?”
I f the
¡hat results in a swollen eye. a broken
There’s a whole lot o f difference be bone or two and a few twisted joints,
lather is consulted at all it is usually after the mother has tirst been
tween traducing and reducing your it can I k - said that h e’s in bad sha|>e.
asked. So the mother is largely responsible for the associations of enemies.
her tots in their adolescence,
Beavwr Board make» a moat aatu
factory wall and ceiling»,
FISHER FLOURING MILLS CO.
S17 Whit. Building. SEATTLE, WASH.
Republican Candidate for
State Representative
Of Springfield, Oregon
— Fd. adv.
Horowith filled out Coupon and Ton Cent, lor which mail mo Fairlos Cook
-Stroot. ,
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