Cottage Grove sentinel., January 23, 1913, Image 4

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Things We Think
Gut one tu*\\ ami il will cost you tu » more than yon would usually pay |0f
ordinary coat. W e want to show none hut strictly new coats lor new!?
hence these prices
Thing* other* think, and what wi
think of the thing* other* think.
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$18.00 Coat, $13.50; $14.00 Coat, $11.25
$12.50 Coal, $10.00; $9.00 Coal, $7.50
A dirty-handed boy always want* to
fondle hia mother when she ts dres-'od
THURSDAY. JANUARY 23. 1913
up.
It's a serious time in a man’s lift
i when hia daughter begins to study
music.
It is better to take a chance on giv-
J ing praise that may not lie deserve»,
than to not give any.
A person who is naturally a loud ♦♦♦ W e have all the good styles with Regular or •'Presto*’ collars.
I he*-
talker has a big handicap to overcome.
’
moving them last. Com e quickly
There is no place on earth for the
meddler and we doubt if he is
The E ditor o f The Eugene Register expresses
I wanted anywhere else.
h im self as follows:
A woman improves with age, if
m m
' properly cared for.
m
Folks who act the most im|H>rtunt are
usually the ones who would be missed
E ugene , O regon , December 23, 1912.
the least.
I am entirely sincere when I say that in mv opinion T h e
Isn’t it funny how a fellow can see
S entinel is the brightest, cleanest and newsiest weekly in
how foolish he has been by reviewing
a few years past.
Oregon. Moreover, its editorial page is far above the average
President Wilson hasn't place»! Mr.
There is suoh a thing as too much
of weekly papers anywhere—far better than most daily papers,
Bryan yet. The colonel alwaya was
opitmism,
but
it
doesn’t
often
happen
for that matter. Ou Friday mornings, I alw ays pick out T h e
that way—any amount of pessimism is hard to place.
S entinel first from the pile of papers and read it clear through.
It does beat all how many democrata
always too much.
Very sincerely yours,
there
are these »lays.
A man is proud of his wife when
That was a pretty piece of devotion
she’s dressed up. but he hates to admit
FRANK JENKINS,
MM.ITTICI»
on the part of the wife who gave a
it.
Editor Morning Register
A man can’t serve two masters, so piece of her jaw bone to repair her
husband’s leg.
Now if it will only be
woman is it.
stiil
long
enough
to knit with the other
There are three kinds of liars
bone,
all
will
be
well.
Somclx>»Jy «..ml it c o u ld n 't lie done,
those
who
lie
for
amusement,
those
SPENDING THE TAX MONEY
TIT FOR TAT
Hut lie with u chu c k le replied.
who
lie
maliciously
and
newspapermen
An
electric
current
of
100
volts
is
Every day complaints are heard
Strangely coincident. The Spectator
who
refuse
to
make
sworn
statements
said
to
have
a
food
value
equal
to
a
That
in ay lie it c o u ld n 't " hut he would la* out
about the way the tax money is of Portland printed an editorial on Jan.
Who wouldn't say so till h e 'd tried
porterhouse steak. An»l a (torterhouse . .
to their circulation.
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almost
identical
with
one
in
The
spent. We are informed that the
S i he Inu kled right in with the trace of a gun
All days are short to the busy man, steak would give many of ut a shock
Sentinel on Jan. 2. The Spectator's
supervisory system is a waste of
<> ii his face.
If he w»vried he hid it
copy was in the hands of the printer,
Some women work harder entertain equal to 100 volts of electricity.
He
starte»!
to
sing
as he tackle»! the thing
money, that roads cost too much, however, before The Sentinel arrived ing than they would doing a washing.
Dr. Carrel has discovered a healing
'I
hat
couldn't
l>c
»lone—a n d he did it'
that a county road specialist is in Portland.—The Cottage Grove Sen-
When a woman is continually giving extract that ia reported to lie able to
only an ornament, that p u b l i c tinel.
Snneliodv sc»»tled "O b , you'll never »l»> that—
hubby a piece of her mind, she can’t grow tissue in 24 hours and heal wounda
Many thanks, esteemed Sentinel.
At least no one has ever done i t ; "
in
an
incre»litably
short
time.
It
would
buildings are unnecessary, that
wonder at his being smarter than she
have had a great sale if perfect«.*»! at
Hut he took oil hi** coat, and he took oil his hat.
county officers hire too m a n y That is very handsome and quite clears is.
The Spectator of any suspicion of hav-
And the first thing we knew h e ’d lieguu it.
The finger of scorn points the way the time of the recent campaign.
assistants, that state and county ¡n(t p|aKjarjze(] what undoubtedly was
With
the lift of lus chin and a hit of a grin,
A Washington man has engrave»! the
fairs are not worth what they cost, an excellent editorial, that an unkind to oblivion.
Without any doubting or quiddit,
alphabet
on
a
pin
head.
He
could
The man who kicks on buying pretty
fate denied us the pleasure of reading.
etc.
lie started to sing as he tackled the thing
clothes
for his wife probably forgets probably put his brains on the point of
How mauy are there who know We gratefully accept the compliment
I hat c o uldn't he done and he did it'
the
same
pin
and
have
sufficient
room
that every vote cast in Oregon at so charmingly conveyed in the state­ that it was her clothes that first at­ left to build a fence aroun»! them.
1 here are thousands to tell you it cannot l»e duo*,
tracted him to her.
the recent elections cost between ment that our editorial was almost
I here are thousands to prophesy failure.
identical with that of The Sentinel.— Every parent who says in front of
75 cents and a dollar each? Such The Spectator, Portland.
1 here are thousands to |H>iut out to you, one by
his boy that he will allow no school
I he dangers that await to assail you,
is the case, but there has been very
A compliment so keen and yet teacher to punish his child, is doing ail
Hut
just buckle in with a hit of a grin,
he
can
to
put
the
boy
in
the
way
of
little kicking about it. Yet t h e
Tomb of King Mena, Who Posed as
half-veiled could only be found in needing a licking.
Then
take off your coat and go to it;
primary election with its tremen­
God, Is Discovered and Many
the columns of The S p e c t a t o r ,
Just start hi to sing an you tackle the thing
A
man
doesn’t
realize
what
a
wife
is
dous expense serves tio purpose
Small Pyramids.
I hat caiiuot lie d o n e " and you'll do it
where even criticism is couched in for until he’s been married a couple of
that could not be better served in
I
language so euphonous, in phrases years.
That he has discovere»] the secrets i
the general election with a first,
so well rounded, and in satire so
After a girl reaches 25 she might the Sphinx has been made known
second and third choice.
dulcet, that it charms those criti­ just as well marry. There’s no plea­ the authorities of the Harvard Scien-
Not only does the primary not cised.
sure left for her anyway.
tific Museum and the Boston Museum 1
of
Fine Arts, by Professor G. A. Reis-, Wednesday, half a dozen were fount) with an individual box fur ;
accomplish anything that could not
Some folks get pug nose9 from but­
ney,
the Harvard Egyptologist.
Several
of
the
legislators
have
fracture»). Parrels where the contents men, they ere pr*etir»llj
ting
them
into
other
people’s
business.
be better accomplished as suggested,
Inside
the
Sphinx
he
found
a
temple
have
been mutilated are not delivered. | make a trip unharme»!. Tl»
suggested
that
the
cry
of
some
not only is a lot of tax money
The ghost always walks for those
dedicated
to
the
sun.
It
is
older
than
If
eggs
are put in the proper carrlera. ! paateboan) boxea are unwb.
uselessly spent, but it is positively newspapers for retrenchment should who collect the wages of sin.
any of the pyramids, and ita date is
Some folks who delight in laying somewhere aroun»! 6000 B. C., the moat
harmful in some of its results. start by dropping the custom of
bare
the sorrows of others claim to be ancient in Egyptian history. The tomb
subscribing
for
the
newspapers
of
One harmful result is the expense
Christians.
the
state
during
the
session.
The
of Mena, the king, who posed as a god
to candidates of a campaign nearly
The
wheels
of
progress
move
slowly
and who fashioned the Sphinx, is also ’] t
custom
is
a
pretty
compliment
to
a year in length. The e x t r a
but surely.
within it. There are tunnels leailing ?
expense it entails upon them would the press of the state, but the
off into caverns which have not yet
Some
folks
get
more
satisfaction
out
in a few years build macadamized pecuniary emoluments are not such of the wrong they find in others than in been penetrated, for the work has been
going on only six months.
highways the length and breadth but that The Sentinel fo r o n e the good in themselves.
could survive its abolishment.
The Sphinx is carved out of natural
of the state.
A person’s faults are exaggerated
rock,
but within are caves an»l build­
while living and his virtues after
This vast amount of money, as
All that remains to get a cannery death.
ings of a city of gold, which was per-
well as the tax money, is spent
for Cottage Grove this year is a A gentleman will always stand up haps once open to the air.
without gaining auything that
At present the excavations are con­
guaranty of the required amount for a woman—In a street car.
could not be secured w i t h o u t
fined
to a chamber. The head of this
of produce. All those who will
The acme of success is to do some­
chamber is 60 feet long by 14 wide.
spending it.
assist should make that fact known thing better than it has ever been done It is connected by tunnels with the
The primary is a great thing for
to the grange committee at once. before.
newspapers with advertising space
Woody is having more trouble with Temple of the Sun, which rests within
the paws of the Sphinx.
to sell and job printing shops
Cottage Grove is in a fair way the pie counter than Grover did with
Such relics as the "Crux Anaxtea"
the
soup
houses.
anxious to get out literature for to get a cannery this season. The
(looped cross), symbol of the sun. are
Lawyers could get pointers from the found by the hundreds. Iriaide the
any candidate regardless of politics, farmers are boosting, and they can
way a 6-year-old boy cross-examines Sphinx are also tiny pyramids, although
and for that reason is likely to be get anything they want if they go his dad.
the Sphinx was built long before the
heartily endorsed by the majority after it. The plow is mightier
It is not how much you save so much real pyramids.
of the press, but if it is desired to than the sword.
as how you spend it.
According to Professor Reianey, the
cut down the expenses of govern­
Most men grow into a job—but that Egypt of today covers one vast city
The Willamette is the most con­ was unnecessary in the case of Presi­ the edge of which has been acratche.l’
ment, why not cut out a few
sistently
hospitable place on the dent Taft.
and the interior of which probably
things that are absolutely useless.
face of this mundane sphere. The
A live man should not have a widow. never will be disclosed.
This is one of them.
snow last week was provided to
The proposition of examining man
Advertising pays-in The Sentinel...
and woman before marriage to see that
make Easterners feel at home.
STREETS FOR 1913
they are mentally Bound ia too prohibi­ Page from Magazine of Half Century
In a country where the dry sea­
When Cottage Grove begins to tory.
Ago Found in Tree Heart.
son is as short as it is here, it is
The Don’t Worry Club ia short of
realize on its resources some folks
A
page
from a fashion magazine of
highly important that all street
half a century ago was found last week
will begin to realize that it is the recruits.
and road work should begin as
11 is easy to make an explanation, imbedded in the center of a large oak
best little city in the f a m o u s ,
early as possible in the summer.
but
it’a not always so easy to explain tree cut down by Harold Corliss on his
fertile, fruitful Willamette.
your explanation.
In other cities of the Willamette
ranch near Phoenix. The tree had
There’s no use in making excuses for grown around the paper, which remains
\ alley petitions for street improve-
Oregon always lives up to every
ments are already being filed with ! claim made for it. The supera­ mistakes. No one supposes they are m perfect condition. By counting one
year to each ring of growth, it is esti-
made on purpose.
city councils. Cottage Grove, as a bundance of mist the past month
mated that the paper was put or blown
A
sour
face
never
brings
you
any­
leader in progress, should be doing is in accordance with the predic-
into
a hole in a young tree 50 years
thing but more trouble. Cheer up!
ago.
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likewise. Plans should be l a i d tions of the knockers.
Public sentiment is becoming a
during the next month or two for
stronger influence every day.
How to Ship Eggs by Post
all street work for the year.
The best service can not be If there were no advertising in it,
Frank E. Ross, a s sis ta n t^ " intern
expected from city officials whose not nearly so much money would be dent of delivery at the main poatoffica,
Cottage Grove’s C o m m e r c i a l first thought must be their own given to charity.
advises those who would u.e the parcel
Club is taking on unusual life, business. A commission form of
The government is proaecuting a post service for the shipment of eggs
which is as it should be. The government is the proper theory. patent breakfast food concern on the to be sure and pack them securely In
charge of having cornered the m arket nearly every instance of the many .hip-
next twelve-month will show the
The government will have a hard time menu that have come into the Port-
immense benefit an active body of
Keep boosting for pay rolls. showing that any harm has been done land office since January 1, one or two
have been broken, and of a shipment
that kind is to a city.
They pay.
thereby.
of •>x dozen that were received
Who Knows Which Is the Best
Weekly Paper in Oregon?
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Now Is the lime to Buy a Raiiuoat
j HAMPTON
It C ouldn’t B e Don*
SPHINX’S SECRETS BARED
Our First Sring Shipmi
of Dress Goods has arrived inck
ing the following materials
Ratines
In borders, plain colors
and fancy stripes
Jacquard Silk Stripe Voiles
Ideal Wash Silks in all the Latest Patte
Natural Linen Suitings
Silk Stripe Novelty Poplins in all colors
Tussah Wash Silks and Ya-Suda Silk
29-in. Ramie Cloth in the New Pastel Sha
These are absolutely the New
Things being shown and rangs
in price from
15 c to $ 1 . 0 0 Per Ya
Come in and see them. A pleas
to show you
Best Cane Sugar. . $5.65 per Hi
Star Brand Shoes Are Better
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