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THE WORLD OF SPORT Longboat, Indian Runner, Who May Quit. HUMOROUS QUIPS The Muse of Parody. To falivr iiiua« the hl*U browed bard May lift a lilting song. But. Muae of Parody deer yard. My hvmrt for thee ta atrong Uet othere twang the goldeu lyre And hit the topinoat C The secondhand poetic fire la good enough for me HIS COURAGE PUT TO THE TEST Boaster Discovers the Value ot Discretion. SUFFRAGISTS 40 YEARS AGO. When Women Stormed a Sen ate Committee Room. Oue «veiling while u party of atu Urlm hours there aie when nothing dents lu oue of our large unlveralllea swims Into the rlmeater a ken. i were ut «upper the conversation turn When frantic effort merely dims ed upon courage. McCracken, who The thinking |M>were of men ! took great lutereet lu mllltaiy mailers *Tla then the hard may turn unto Homethlng that's made a hit and was a lieutenant In a militili regi "The ttaven" la often made to do— It Terminateli In a Demonetratlen iiietit. averred that unless a man were And parodUe a bit. W hnh Bruught th* Polle* to th* Cep constitutionally cowardly he would uot "Maud Muller“ —may she always wave itol— Incidente Libo Thoee New Oo- I feel fear under any circumstances With rake and deathleea hay! currmg In London. Full many a poet may she save Mcovlll, wtio belonged to Hint class. Hie From losing job and pay! I sophomore, whose nieiutier« « otmldei It "Itallipaut Munirli .Suffragista" le I I I * And "Danny Deeter and the teat au luhcrltcd duly to keep the college "scili«« liead" «ni thè Iriullug «tory uf On whom so much depends. Long may they live among the bleat. I In an uproar, declared that discretion thè Kansas City Times uf forly yenr» The paixKliat a heat friends' I was the belter part of valor mid If a ago The lucldclila uf th» «tory « r e u«»t — Deliver Uepubltcan. mail got luto a tight 1 1 1 tt wit» better llllllke Illuse uf (he «turi«'« » I d d i ap , for him to yield gracefully Hutu to peni ulliiust every duy III thè Lotiduii Eclipeing Edison. j light senselessly. The Inventor appvniisl tit hta home "That's nothing less than cowurdlce." 'Alinea ut thè preeelit one tiny with u nuiutiei of lioutUig pi The stury Is a dlspati-h fruiti M'aah said McCracken neon* "W h y tliljt bunch?" queried till Inglou dalcd Jan 12. 1*72 Mauy uf "Then we would all better be cow wife “ My dear." he replied. "I feel arda at Hines." replied Scovili " I f a Hit* uuuieli » l i » wero leaib'ra lu Hi« sure that they will make our fortune« tnau were to send me word Hint he Uluveiuciit are wldely kimwu lislay tty closely observing their hiitilta and was going to shoot me on sight I'd Miss Susan It Aiithuiiy, Mrx Stanimi. utethods I ahull umke au Invention send back word that I ho|N*d lie would Josephine llouper and Victoria M'«»« m I which will bring ua millions and pro tulli nr«« incilil»u.«d nx Imlng "In thè I uot ace uie " vide mankind with eomethlng of which "I should tell him that I would l»o tank« timi tllhsl up tlie pnssage leadliig It stauda lu dire uced Yew. my dear. tip tu tlie cumuline« ruolo «It t i grlui state prizes the local or county list prepared for him," anld McCracken I have given up for the uonce my rf l'u "Ih» you mean to say.” pursued Seo fa« es uud lumi. ex«'lle«l v«»l«’ee." should include the articles on the state fort to (1ml a cure fur seaalcknvaa and dei (he tirsi hniik uf thè lieadlllie te vili, "that If you cringed lo a Ilian » lio list, which are: Field corn, pop corn, a cheap aubatltute for Ivory billiard hnd tlie drop ou you you would tie a thè line. " T li ree llumlrc«! nini t hld sweet corn, watermelons, muskmelons. balla." “ What do you proiMise to In Slroiig Mludril Crea lurex un Im ly i coward?" | vent r* Inquired hta wife "Something pumpkins, squashes, potatoes, cab Ih'lit.” The lusl bauli uf Ih«« In-uil "T hai's luy conviction," said the nth (tiat will cauae my name to t>e bleaaed State, County and District School bage, grain selections, bin! houses, stittis« Hi.it ' Th««y lt««fus«« l«> Llst<«u to ¡ sr. twirling u young uiusluche | In every bom« In Hit« land," he replied, pieces of furniture, raechaniewl toys, Authorities to Co-operate in “Then you'll prove yourself a coward Ettirenllea ami Are Tr<-uli-d tu Poli« e “a homing umbrella! Think of It no t'uni tesi«»« labor saving devices for home, bread, some day. you may bel your boots." Working Up Interest. more permanent borrowing by unacru A »ulnaII auffrage c o u «r n t l«>U pad canned fruit, jelly, mending, darning, "That remains to be seen " puloua frleuda no more"— Hut ahe I m - c i i tu x«*Hxion in M iishliigtoii f«»r tour aprons, dresses, asters, sweet peas, With this the speaker left the party. had reamned her houaework — i ’bltadel P Before the first March winds blow I "1 tell you what, fellows," salii Seo tlaya. uml thè story refer» tu th » f«-«l chickens, ducks and pigs. pbla Public I.edger. the greatest series of tryouts ever held vili, "I have a mind to prove Mack a log uf uurest ami dlsa« ualou ' » t i l d i A bulletin of information and in lui« |ierviide«l tlie very alr uf Ilio city in the schools of Oregon will be under I coward ou hls owru theory." struction, including the state prize list, Tha Last Straw, durlng timi tini«’ ” Just fuur years way. The boys and the girls of the "Try It," said several students. “ W e’ll | will soon be sent out to the school An old woman entered a saving* prct lotisly thè fuurtcelli II auteudlllent give you a supper If you succeed " state are going to determine “ Who Is i bank the other day aud walked up to children, one for every home. All the "Very well," replied Scovili " I ’ll do « n s udii«««! tu tlie conatltutluil «»f Ilio W h o” in gardening, farming, car(»en- the deak. boys and the girls now need to do is to Cullisi SI a I «*s lu g l i e ti.««* righi uf thè , It." try, cooking, sewing, and in raising “ L>o you want to withdraw or depoa luill«>t tu thè recently fi««sl «la v e « go to work. I f they want to compete "When?" chickens, ducks and pigs. Enthusiasm 'it?" asked the clerk. " A l l perauiis l>.»rii or im lu rn ll zcd In in gardening they should at once secure “ As to that I'll let you know here " S a w . Ol doan't. Ol wants to put for this statewide series of industrial Ih«« I li It •*<! State s and sul»)««« I tu H i» a plot of ground, which they may have after, lu the meunlltne I II do u Job of | some In." was the reply. Jurlsallctlon t h e r e o f u le eli (zeus uf Ilio contests is waxing warmer than it has thinking on It ” plowed. I f boys expect to win prizes The clerk pushed up the book for t lilti'd Slat«*s and uf thè s tale wherellt ever been for contests along athletic in woodwork they should begin prac In the university grounds was an old ! her signature, aud anld. "Sign ou this lliey resiti«'." su\ s thè aiuendlucul lines. I plaster cast of Washington that hud ticing with their tools. I f girls w'sh < line, pleuae." W l i l l e Ibis waa liileiiil«-«l solely for thu The plan is for every county superin to carry off laurels in cooking and sew I h - vii there from time liutueniorlul lu “Above tt or below It?" I«cucili uf lite foriuer s lave». Ili«« euffra going from hls room to the armory Me tendent to enlist the support of his ing they must begin early either at i “Just above I t " g e t l e a s a » In II " t h è uppurlUttlly for u« I Crackeu was uhllgisl to pass this teachers in explaining the plan to the school or at home. If it is the poultry- "M e whole name?" lo t l i l o » ut? d ie alia« kIcs » I d d i h a > » statue. One Wednesday evening lie children and interesting them in the contest that lures, most settings of " Y es " galle«! and « h a f ts l our ««ppreaaed a r i tween dusk and darkness he was hur work, and to secure the co-operation of eggs should be secured from breeders “Before Ol was married?” th ro ilgh all tlllie ," a « Olle uf III» rio ! rylug over hls accustomed walk, for "No; Just as It ta now " commercial clubs, bankers and business «(Urlìi s p e a k e r » Inni salii III tlie con voli Photo by American Preaa Aaaociatlon. of pure strains of chickeris or ducks. he wus a tritio behind time, when ho I "Ol cau’t wrolte.”—Cambridge Trib Iloti men in obtaining prizes for their local Or if hog raising seems most attrac came fare to fa»,- with the statue According to his moat Intimate une. " S i a te a . s l a v e * ! T e li me uf thè rii or county fairs. These county or local tive, the competitor should secure a standing silent and tlgld lu the waning friends. Torn Longboat, the famous In » l a v i s i race w lil c b ha « kn«-ll l o thè premium lists may be made out inde thoroughbred pig and start to feeding i light Suddenly the Father of Hls dian dlstnuee runner of Canada. Is to Hi* Literary T**t*. lyruiiu y <>f mali a opprvaatou »«• l«u g pendently of the state list, but in order and caring for it. There is nothing to retire from the game shortly. Report The young tnau looked about the ' Country, In a tone that waa evidently and »u ffe r e d w min li u« »«• T b v t i If that children competing at a local or prevent a boy or girl from competing has It that hls legs have at last book department lu some dlamay meant to bo obey «si. lulled "H alt!” At Hit« «llie m llllc n t Is tu set (h e negro the same time the right arm waa raised county fair may also be in line for in all those lines. “ What you got In good stories?" hr gone back on him and that be Is sliu «•» uf meli U | ni li tlie l>rd«-«tal uf from the side, a revolver grasped lu the tired of the game. During the past six asked •«luallty II «h a ll a leu g i t e t<> » o l m ’ U "Here la an excellent romance— a de ' hand. years Longboat bus won many races thè righi » I d d i h a « («•«•n ber folulest McCrnckoti stood still as suddenly as at distances from five miles up to the tective story." replied the brisk young Pope nini «Ireatti nin nig li all th «-»« ceti “ I’m quite xure you will like If he had run up against n stoue wall. full Marutbou distance, 20 miles 3*3 woman tlirle e." “Throw up your hands!" yards, first wheu au amateur and later 11L Tln« convention move«! In a Isxly to The order waa obeyed with alacrity. The young man looked doubtful while a professional. The Indian may thè coinudttee r«s«m uf thè Menate, "B ig h t fa c e !" "It'a got a red cover." he ««Id. "an’ be offered a position as coaeh of one of wltere tlie qm,»tlon » a » to l>c drl»at«-<l By this time McCracken's equipoise th’ last book lu a red cover I rend was the schools lu Canada. T h e »««m eli giiHi«-rc«l In thè eorrtdor I punk. Ain’t you got nothin' In greeu?” had somewhat reasserted Itself, and he utltshle thè ruuin tu » a l t for tlie ar did not obey the order A bullet sang rivai uf thè «-uinmlttee I —Cleveland Plain Dealer "A n d «o un Princeton to Go Slow In Rowing. disagreeably near to hls ear Not tak inerulta «vere Die ’genller «ex' (lini tlie W. W. Boper. who la the graduate ing note of the fact that the bullet inculilerx uf tlie collimine«« rould uot director of athletic* at Princeton, la Doubtful. (tassisi quicker than he could act, he get tu thelr risiili il li t II tlie «rrgealit at "They tell me." suld little Hlnka, authority for a atutement that the Tiger* will not take part In any of the "that chauffeurs aa a class are very au- luvoluiitarlly ducked. arili« esilisi ii {» ni tlie wuuien tu rlrar “Bight face!" outside rowing regutta* during the I peratltloua 1 wonder If It la true?*' tlie «vay." rclale« tlie Ttinee " I l e ex Thla time the lieutenant turned on |KMtulnted » I t t i thè feinaie suffragi«!« "I doubt It." «aid IiarkawHy "They present year But then you can easily rectify any defic We hls heels without waltlug for another and beaought llicin tu coualder, Imi Ever since Princeton made auch a don't believe In signs, anyhow bullet, which might (stsalbly hit him iency of that kind. We can supply you favorable Impression in the triangular have a slgu up at Hquecbawkett read all tu Ilo effe« t, Not otte wuuld Ulove "Forward, march! Halt! About tu cltlirr side for f«-nr uf Itadug ber | tug. ’Speed limit In thla town eight regatta with Cornell aud Yale the peo with most anything that was ever meant ple who were anxious to have u Tiger mllen,' and not oue chauffeur In a hun face! To the rear, march! Halt! Front chance tu get tilt" (he rotili! to be sat on—Rockers, some comfortable crew compete at Poughkeepsie or at dred pays any atteutton to It."—Har- face!" " F ln a lly a largì« fon«« uf |sdlre » e r e The lieutenant obeyed these orders sutuinuned, and ttiey weiit fur»nr«1 New London have been boosting to per'a Weekly ones, Chairs, both cheap and expensive with minute exactness. Once during aud pusht-d thè flutti-ring ina«« uf crtu ward this end. Mr. ltoper’s announce the drill, thinking that It might be a oline back far euough lo a l l » » Trutn Looked 8-jepicioua. kinds, Lounges, the kind you liked before ment, however, will end nil this talk. The Htrauger- Are you quite aure students' Joke, he again atomi «till bull and thè otlier eenafnr* to uinrch Princeton will hold a regatta on Car you were married, and also larger ones, when ordered to march, but another luto |he eliminiti••« rinuii negie lake again next yeur. Negotia that was a marriage license you gave Kpeecbee bullet, coming closer than the first, ail tions are now prog!easing for a trian me last month? »•ere tiindr by Mrs Htnnton and nthi-re Baby Chairs of all kinds. The Offi'-ial—O f course! What’a the monished hint that If a Joke It was a In » I d d i II «v.is nrgtosl timi thè f«mr- gular meeting with Harvard Hnd Penn aerlotis oue. It was certainly amusing, terlith alnendliient gii « e to woluetl thè matter? sylvania. The Stranger—I’ve lived a dog's life this drilling of an officer of the nation righi to Vote Hudi n «cene ha« never It Is also pra< tlcully certain that the al guard by the statue of General l i m i wlfnesstsl In thè capltol tiefore, Tlgera will enter a crew lu the Amer ever since -Loudon Opinion. George Washington, but McCracken and lu Ihr case o f thelr lirlug meli ican regatta at Philadelphia. saw nothing lu It to move hls risible tln-re wolild bave I m - c i i UUincroUs a r Curioui to Know. muscles In the sllghteat degree. In resls. ns Hii-re wolild In tlils case If A barrister, cross examining a wit Moriarty For First Bag. I ties» who bad a very red nose, asked; deed, he was quaking lint he ahottld • hrsr vvomen hnd ohtalued thelr “I ’m not particularly anxious to get "Are you addicted to drink?" and the make some blunder and the general rlglits.” George Stovall from the Nape," says witness Indignantly replied. ’T h a t I» shoot him down on the s|s»t. President Navln of I »étroit. " O f course Finally the drllliiiastiT directed the I uiy business ” "A h .” said the harria I want to be protected In case Gainer's 1 ter "la It your only business?” —Hhef ; lieutenant to stoop anil (lerfurtii the wrist goes back on him In the aprlug, "duck«' march," which lie did, not • field Telegram but I believe Morlarty can cover the I daring to lower hls hands. There was Great Railroad Builder Rap* th* Pell- * * * * * t'ciane first sack as acceptably aa could Sto a snicker behind a bush, another be Ths Weaker Veeeel. A merger uf the Inuulgratlou of seven vall. hind a tree, which, acting like a light Magistrate— Wbat! I>o you mean to ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ northwestern state« for the develop "I received a letter from Gainer a sav your husband struck you and he ed fuse on gunpowder, brought about ment of these common wealths 1« ad few days ago, and he stated that hls an explosion «if laughter from every a physical wreck? wrist was coming along finely and that Then the vocated h.v James J Hill, dinlrtmiti of Mrs Maloney Yes, yer honor But surrounding hiding place. he could use It quite freely. He Is get general's threatening arm fell to Its the board of directors of the Great he’s been a physical wreck ouly since ting the lump between the bones work pro[Mir place and Hcovlll stepped down Northern railway. he struck me -M c C a ll s Magazine. ♦ ♦ ed out. and he expressed a confidence Mr lllll'a plan has reference to the from liehlnd the statue. At the same There is no place where more care should he taken ♦ ♦ that It would be as good us ever In tha time a dozen students emerged from states lu the recently organized North “Tempora Mutantur." ♦ than in the preparation of prescriptions. We fully ♦ spring.” They behind trees, bushes aud other availa western Development league When we went to housekeeping," ♦ realize the responsibility of this end of our business are Minnesota. North Dakota, South ♦ ble nercena. she aadly enmplnlned, "you were glad ♦ 8tar Pitchers A r* "Holdouts.” ♦ and no part of it receives more care. And we keep "Weli, Mack, what do you think of Dakota. Montana, Idaho. M'nslilngtoti. Veon Gregg of Cleveland and Grover | 10 wipe the dishes for me ♦ Oregon and the territory uf Alaska. ♦ our stock of prescription articles strictly fresh. your theory now?" asketl Hcovlll. "Yes." he grumbled, "hut that was ♦ “ Men must work out thelr own In ♦ Cleveland Alexander of the I'hlllles, “ I think my theory Is sll r o t " the two finds of 1M11 so far as pitchers when we had only two dishes to be “ I’m glad of that Wo don’t want dustrial salvation,” declares Mr Hill, go, are holdouts In the matter of IU12 wiped."—Chicago Becord Herald. to consider you a coward. Any of us "Instead of trusting to politicians to confructa, each demanding n *5.000 sal would have obeyed under similar cir- do It for them.” Thara Are Other*. ary Both ought to get It on the work He calls the territory Involved "the m in sta n ces" ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ “ Boss, Would you help a poor gent (lone by them last season Gregg woo “But how did you work the »1,.tne?” zone of plenty” nnd lu the course of twenty three games and lost seven, »•hat ain't able to work?*' hls statement makes thn following •sked McCracken. — — — — — — — — "W h y , you look strong What keepe 4od Alexander won twenty-eight and “This white sleeve was »11 that wns characteristic remarks: lost thirteen Magnates usually go on you from working?” "The conduct of liuslnesa In the long needed.” And Hcovlll pulled off n cot "M e bloomin' pride, sir." — t-ondon the theory that uo pitcher Is worth ton sleeve cut tlie sum«* slin|ie ns the run Is not n mere scramble for the ________ *5,000 a year until he has worked three Tit Bits D. S T E R L I N G , M A N A G E R best place nt the trough general's Continental uniform »oaf. or four seasons. "Whenever this country tins faltered “ Boys, meet me at the Beefsteak Utilizing Time. after drill, and I’ll blow you off to a or stood still It has In-en through re Wheat, Oats, Grain, Hay, F L O U R — Hard Wheal Brands: “ Much can be accomplished by util ■upper.” llunce upon politicians. Double Umpire 8y*t*m on Coast. Mill Feed — Shorts, Bran, j Icing the odd moments.” American B e a u t y , P u r e The Pacific Coast Baseball league "That's provide«, for. blit vv«,*'1 be "W hen they tell you that prosperity "That's right. I know s woman who Vetch Seed, Chopped Oats, White, Red Cross. Every there.” will have Hie double umpire system may lie crisited anil tiiaintnlned by rend ‘Basselas’ while she « n s dummy That night a private room nt the tnrlffs and other artifices laugh at next season Nearly every other league sack guaranteed. Oil Meal. Grass Seed—all at bridge " —Pittsburgh P them. Beefsteak rnng with stirring songs. of similar lm|s»rtance tins been uslug kinds constantly on hand. F L O U R — Soft Wheat Brands: two umpires McCracken wns the merriest of the “ W e need honesty enough to live The Difference. party. He had been taught a lesson, within our means. Poultry Feeds and Supplies. Pheasant, White Star. Man never goes shopping until he but to learn lessons, not only from Howell to Umpire Next Season. " W e neisl to understand that the fu knows what he wants to buy A wo -------------------------------------- P H O N E 1 7 1 1 --------------------------------------- Harry Howell, a former Ht. I<ouls books, but from association, was what ture of men and eomumnwealth« la mini never knows what she WHiita to American league pitcher, has been be was at college for. He Is now with created out of character nnd Intelligent buy until she goes shopping - Detroit signed to umpire for the International the army In the Phlllplue», doing good effort and not by anything which any Free frees (Eastern) league next season. «•rrk «. political agency can accomplish.” CONVENTION IN WASHINGTON. The Cook Who Knows will tell you that it makes a lot of difference in the results when first class groceries are used. You be lieve that too, of course, but imagine that first class groceries are too expensive for you. Come here and learn your mistake. Our prices are as low as any. KERR & SILSBY SCHOOL CHILDREN TO DO GARDENING WORK Go Way Back and Sit Down That advice is all right if you’ve got something to sit on Drop in and Let us Show You SIMERAL & VAN DE n S THE FURNITURE DEALERS [ r e s p o n s i b i l i t y ; ♦ B E N S O N ’S P H A R M A C Y » STE R LIN G ALL C IT Y F E E D CO. ORDERS D E LIV E R E D HILL EPIGRAMS.