Cottage Grove sentinel., February 01, 1912, Image 3

A STATEMENT '
ON POTATOES.
Government Bureau Shows Im­
ports and Exports For Decade.
IN THE WORLD OF
SPORT
Jeannette, Who May Be Jack
Johnson’s Next Opponent.
FOR THE CHILDREN
Rhyma of Dorothy Rose.
Dorothy llo*« had a turuad up no»*
Did alia worry about It. do you auppoaaT
Oh, no! Uul a plan alia t-tgau to hatch
To maka Ilia rast of bar faatuiaa match
ITIiat of
Turnbia
kook ill
Nolliloa
all. aha trained bar ayaa.
Iharn up to tha »unity aklaa
Ihw mud nod tha dual? Not ah*'
but auiislibi* would Dorothy i m
A flower that droop* ha*
II
p u r t . i l Itilo III» r ulli li Stillo* Irli.la III
t c r » * t l o ii HiniiMiii'iii |ir»|mri-<l l.y III»
a tiitlatlr a.
d e p a r tl li » l lt
ut
t n u i m e n i i nini Intuir, »lio w tiig ili» lui
p olla
nini » i| io rta o f p o t a l o » * d urili»
u I i t i ii o f y v n r a
Wlilla» III» p ro d u c
timi o f |>otMtiara In III» l'nlti-il S ti li » * la
uatiiilly a u l t l . l » u l lo u » '» t ili» r»ip ilr»
umilia
of
Ila
impuliti Imi.
tli» r»
Imv»
I h - i - ii m liilinli»r o f ori naloiia f o l l o « Ing
xiloli » r o p a In III» I ulti-il Nini»» oli
«lil< li i oiiakt»ritlil« 1 1 iin ut il l»a w » r» lui
p o r t i l i < in o il i » r in-, iialoua wlii'ii fIti*r»
w » r » aliortiiii»N n tu om l nini In rg» »ropa
Aia-orilluu lu Ihr puglllatli- »tp»rl*.
III III» I II II .-al S ti li » * »olialilornblu gitali
Ju»k J o I iiimoii ' n urxl oppmient In llie
lit i» * w » r » » ( | m r t . l l
'I li» lotul I m p o r la o f p o t u t o » * luto ring «III b» Jo e Jeannette, lhe colorrd
Th» Int
III» l u l l n l S l n l » a III tli» Inai t»u y » ura ben v y w »Ig ht of N»w York
• g g ri-g u U il 22.H45.U3I buabeln, inlu»<l ter ttiluka b» la th» oui) mnn w ho hn*
ut $|i),|iK5,7711, o r nlm ul 4 8 r a n t l (1*1, any i-linm» of i|»f»atlug th» champion
liliali.-I lilla vii Imi Iloti |>»|t|g lllla.il upoii J f i i h 11 >-ltu hua fuught Johnami *»v»rnl
llim-a il ml lin* loal but on» bnltl» II»
III» » I», »a ni» imirIt»1 p r i e * In III» »olili
I r»*a li olii utili li I in |M>rt .-.I. nini ilo », clnluia thnt h» lin* luiproveO alm-r lh»u
• m l iMilula lu hIa i|»f»nta of Snm Mc
u ol. Ilu ii-fo r», Ini-1liti» III» »0*1 o f trulla
It I*
IMirtiillou o r ilu il»* pulii, ili» r u l » ol V»y ami Snm l.nngfmil n* proof
uior» Ilitin llkely (tint h» «III b» match
il III) iM-lltlf 2 5 »»III* p » r liliali»! o f a l t i )
im m uta Imiti u n . t » r ili» pr»*«-ul la w uml ni tu niii-l .lohnaon la-for» ou» of lit*
II* Im i m i ll i il » p r .* l » » » a a o r
1 11» » t p o r t * club» In New York tu the neuf futur»
o f |ml il 1 1 M*a frolli Iti» r u l l i l i s i n t » a
T u r k e y to H a » # O l y m p i o T u m .
.1 urliiK Hi» anni» dii-nit» n in o ii n l .i l lo
I>»aplt» Ih» war «U h Italy word hna
IO, la ai. ?> MI t>iiMti.*la, v n I n.-.l ni $ s,4 l 3 .ii 7 5 ,
coin» from Conalaiitluople that Turkey
a u u w - n i g » <>f 77 » » u t * p » r bushel
will la- r»pr»»»iili*l lu th» m i t olyui
l 'u l u l o » * liii|mrl.*l luto III» r u t t i * !
pie gami-« Th e Ottoman empire I» to
S l n l » * »olii» »lilody froin l'iiniiiln. M e i
l»o nini lt»ruiu»ln. In .\ui»r!»ii. nini •end n li-uni of «r»Mll»rn that la ex
S »olln m t
Kligliiiiil l r» l n m l. G » rm n t iy p»»ii*| tri i l»nii up everything In Ih»
Th»r»
a m i Frane», In Kuru|w, « l u i » In ri* » u t grappling Un» ni Stockholm.
y » u r a amnll <|U mo IUI»* Im v » ulao l>»»n may la- m»o In oiln-r depart meni*,
b ro u u tlt frolli l bilia. Aliai ni Un nini III» auch a» the javelin nini Ih» »hot put
itug
With ih» Turka. Japnu»»». Chi
f i u o i r ) talu ni!*
'Ili» |ailnlo»a »l|*irt
n»n» ami aoulli *»n Inland»!-* on ih» Hat
.*1 g o clili-tl) In III» \V»*t tulli.**, i »li
Ira i Aliiarl»n nini r u iiu itu . Ili» lnrg»*t ■ Il th» "iM rliarlan*" «III la- n »» u In
III th» old
q u a u l l l l » * uaunlly l o r u t i l i , Cauniln line ut th» Sweillnh i-npllnl
nini l'nunuin um l l » **» r i p in u tlll» * tu »n limi-« th» liriN-ka n-gardiil all out
o lt u T * » u l r a l A i ii .'ii in u a l n i » * nini III» • ld»ra na "tinrialrlr.na,'" ao ih» originai
ld»u «III pr»vnll n » it year. Cer hap*
\Y»*t l m ll» a laiiimIa Slmili ipiiiutlll»*
llllV» ni HO Inali ai-ili III ria »III ) » n r a tu th» tu o* I prominent of ih» aouili *»a
r i i i u n . I i o n g k m i g . Iirltlali lìiiln nn . ih» trita* will la* Ih» Nwliuini'r l'haplon,
l'iilllpp lu »
laln mla
I r» m h <l, »nnlu who w»nl lo Kuglnnd thl* y»ar and
um l »»rin it i o f tli» S o u t h
\ui»rl»nn cl»nmil up III» la**i of ili» MWlminlng
i-liaiiiptmiahIpa
II» I* goral for »v»ry
» o u l i tr i» * . I>ut prni-tli-ally n o n « io E u
ro p » , tv li l< - li. n It boni.'ti n In rg » »ona u iiia r dlaiam-i* from PH) yarda to llv» Olili*,
and h» I* » x p ii li s l lo make a rlran
o f p o t a l o » * . I* nl*o n l a ri ;» p ro tlu » » r
T li» « o r b i ' * pollilo i rop. ao f a r u* Il i « n - p of th» Olympic »venia.
r n n I mi m » ii» u r» .l *lu tl*lli a l l ) ru n a I h * I
t » i* * U III» nini a l t bllllon bi|ali»la [mi
Ba*t S i a t y Scora* to C o u n t.
n n iiu m . Imi ili»*» figure» d o noi In
When Ih» often golf i-hiimplonahlp
r i m i » III» p r o d u c i lou o f r h l u a , mirili tournament of Great llrllnln I« held
Afrli-n nini uioat o f S*>u(h A lu» rl» n . Ih» next *pr1iig Ih» ipiallfylng round, at
orlKlnnl bolli» o f III» |mlnto, w lil. h « u h thirty a it hulea, will not count In the
fou m l llinl»r » iiltlv ntlm i In S o u t h Aim-r
aggregiiie for tin- i-linmplmisblp prop
l»n by III» Spaiilah i l l s i o v e r e r » uml er
Thom* returning the *lxty la*at
triiu ap lnntial lo Spalli u m l lh « u » » lo acori-a and all who may II» for alxtleth
o t h » r |mrl* o f K u ro p »
G c r m u u y la by place will ipiiillfy fur llie actunl chain
f a r III» lnrK»*t » In g le p ro tiu » » r o f |*> ptouablp
lui.»»*. h »r l u ta i r r o p fo r liaij». Ih»
Th» tourna meut prillar will constat
lnl» *t m nUnbl» liguri-*. b » ln g I.7IU.IKK).
of »evenly two I io I ch
Only ou four
IMI bualn-l* ti Kit I imi I. l73.ikNi.laai In Ku
prevloua ia-ciialiiiia II»I7 l o h a re I he
ro p » u u KiiMNln. il13.(HKMKNi in F r a n e » . player* had to ink» part In a qualify
( sii l a m i a a i u, Anat riti. IS-I INNMNN) In log cuni|N*llllon over thirty a lt bolea,
11 iiiikii r v . I 3 7 . inni . inhi In G r e u t llrllnln
when III» acor»» did uut count III the
13tMKlO.OIIO In lr»biu il. 1 iu . inni . inni In flnul aggregate
l'niim ln unii 377.OtKI.lKIO In III» Culti* ]
H tn tr a
Chicago to Put Up Stadium.
New Y o r k la III» ln r g » * t pollilo prò
A Mtiidlum which will Mont uion* than
din-lng a t a l » III Ih » C u lt tal S iili» *. h»r IOO. ikh ) piNipl» Is to b» a featu re of tb o
prialili t In u n o b e ln g 4-1.500,000 huah ! general scheme of beautifying the Chi­
»1* n un Inai 3,'i.OuMKK) in M i c h i g a n . 28.
cago lake friNit. according to announce­
in ni . inni III Malli», JS.INNI.1NNI In |*»nn
ment mad» recently by the Mouth park
a y lv n u l n , 2 5 . 0 0 O. inmi in W U r o n a l n . 15.
iMmmlHHlon. I*1 n dm have tieen drawn
IKK). inni In l litio, l2.<!<Ut.O0O In lllln ol* . by ari-hllei-t* mid are In the hand* of
12.225.lKiO In I owm a m i n tm ut KMKKl.OOO the coiumlsaliiu.
btiahi-la »a»h In M llin»*oln a m i New
The stadium will Is* located so that
J » r * » y , tv'lille p ravtli-a lly all Ih » re
spectators will have a view of athletic
uniIni iik a l n i » * n r » r » p r » a » n t i* I wlth
itaiiii-*. army tournament« or other out-
t o t a l * r a u g l n g fr o in u n » tu r i g h i bill
dm>r gatherings In Grant park and ulao
limi bunlirl* »n eh
water event* oil l.ake Michigan
T l i » lnrK»at I m p o r t a t i m i o f putuloea
•ItirliiK Ih» pnat decade w n s In loop.
Soocar Football Popular on Coaat.
I m -I iik 8.333.INN) I it la tifi •* ; III» Inrgent »1
T h e popularity of ICngllah slyle Hug
p o r ta o f i h » (l»»ntli- w a ru In 11)11, In-lug
by fooltmll on the Pacltlc coaat Is
2.333.INN) liuali»!*.
SENDS MONSTER PACKAGE.
Had Ar*a of Tw«nty-fiv# Square P»»t
and Coat $40.12 Postage.
W hat I n pronounced by C. I. T.yncb.
superintendent o f malla o f th e Senttlo
(Wnali.) poatolfli-e. probably to be the
largest (dnglu pit*-» o f mall ever han
died at th e local office jvas forwarded
to Melbourne, Auntrnlla, In the atuipe
o f a package having nil area of tw en ­
ty five nipnir» feet
T h e tullidle I* In
caned In a woollen fram e 5 feel long
by 5 fe et wide and nevera I Miches
thick. A large painting I* believed to
lie the contenta, although tlio exact
initure hna not been dlacloned by the
tender to the poatnl authorltlca.
F o rty Hi amp*, ench o f the $1 de-
homlnatlon. and neveral minor alampa,
repreaenllng a coat o f $40.82. were re­
quired to pay |*istnge on th** package,
Jtolng aa flrat dnaa mall. I n * totnl
weight la eighty two pounda.
•
To Grow Silk In Philippine*.
T b o Philippine bureau o f arleuce 1*
making a determined »(Tort to Intro­
duce the growing o f allk In the Philip­
pine*. not only for the purimae o f In­
creasing the productive possibilities of
the Islands generally, but aim. * * a
menus o f furnishing silk for us* In
connection with Industrie« tlreudy ea-
ta bits bed.
I'll Fifth Street, near l\ S. .Ylint
HAN’ F R A N t'IS C O , CAI,.
lo wilt.
Ha* Fought Yallow F»v»r and Buboni»
Plague—Hi» Distinguished C»r*»r.
The Trifler.
buy Gold —rich Ore
amalgam
and
all
mining f products.
We
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” " t pay
J cash
amt give a -ajuare Deal. Assaying Mlc.
; Katsblisherl 20 years.
Rcrference:
i F irs t National Bank o f San Francinen.
Oh. 1 arn so lick of the Big Th ings—
Th» Big with a Big. Big B—
Im portant Thing* T h a t A rs Strictly
I.)r Rupert Blue, a surgeon of the Ths Such,
Marin» hospital and public health serv­ Th» G re at Big Thing» T h at Matter So
ice. bus been appointed surgeon gener
Much—
They never can leave you f r e e -
al of thut service, succeeding the late
F o r I love to live In lbs llttls thing»
I)r. Walter Wyman, who died several
If little thsy really Us.
week* ago
Iir Blue was formerly on Tl.e mere little thins», the near llttls
th Inga,
duly at Honolulu In\eallKiiflug lb» yel
The dear little thing», th s queer little
low fever xltuiitlou
thing».
l’ re*li|ent T a ft bn* also Hineuded the
T h a t nia ln up the world for me I
regulation» governing the service to ^
limit lb** term of the surgeon general And eo »Ick 1 ern of the Streauoua
T h a t never will ,et you reat.
to four years. Formerly the *urg«*ou I No
quarte r given or »pace allowed
general bad an unlimited tenure of of F o r dream» that shift aa a »unlit cloud
flee Mr T a ft thought It more advlsa
Adrift In the golden went
.o Nliliola*
lib- to limit the term to four ye nr», so No u»e for the »hlmmerlng goatamer,
Aa It can not be spun or tied.
Gam* of Ju m b i» ) Qu»»tiona.
un to place the service ii | miii the name Or the glorlou» globe of the Hoap Bubble
I ’rov Id» »ach pluyer with a p en cil
basis In ibis respect a* the other de­ Th e golden blue of the Boap Bubble.
and a allp of paper (a half sheet of partmental bureau*
Th e rosea te green of the Boap Bubble,
Ju s t because It lias naught Inside.
commerciliI noi» la a good slzei. theu
I n Blue wa* tiorn In (kollmid noun
reque»l elicli i m i » to writ» ut Ih» lop ty, N O . ou May
iS*;7
l i e was And. oh. I am »Ick of th» Pra ct ic al,
of III» paper the first NY, III» mini» of brought aa a Ixiy to Marlon. H C., i The serious, sober sense.
»olii» well known hlHlorbnl character; where his home now I*. He wa* grad Th a t never has walked In tha Moony
W ay s,
fold Ih» paper over lo conceal the ualeil with the clii*.* o f 1HD2 from the
By the Moaay Dell of the S ta r ry F a y e
name and pimn It to hla right hand University of Maryland, lit Baltimore.
To the Castle of Indolence!
neighbor Then each player writes on Enterin g the marine hospital service And. oh, and. oh, your Sensible Man!
With what disgust and acorn
llie foldiil sheet III» second NV, when In Ik!(2. lie bn* panned through all the
he lived, and. folding It again, pax»- grade* nml ha* had Die rank of surgeon Will he hanl*h and ban the aerial clan,
Peiisebloasorn. Puck and Pete r Pan
e* It on a m before.
The third W. since 1 ! nn . i Hi* most recent duty was And pack In a C a r te r P atters on Van
written In the name way. tells where lu Honolulu Investigating the yellow With Scheherazade and Khubla Khan,
lie lived and died, the fourth what he fever mosquito with a view to Its e x ­ To their faery lands forlorn!
did. the tifili why lie did It. and Ih» termination
11» I* now lu Washing­ A trio of excellence, sl adom . worth.
xlitli and last folding g h e * the result* ton on leave of aliseut-e.
And I’m weary of all tho three.
or consequent ea of Ids life
He wa* on hj >» o 1 h I duly al Genoa and Anil It la not good to feel like t h a t ;
T h e paper mu»t Is* folded at each Naples In lhldi and 11KK) In co o|*-ratlou It's exceedingly wicked to feel like th a t ;
I'm su re you never could feel like t h a t ;
willing, anil no player inuat know with the officers of the Immigration
I t ’s only the case with me.
in 1!N>5 he wa* on duty at But, then. I was born a little bit cracked.
what the other» have wrllteu till the service
Bo
hardly count, you see.
reaulta are given, wheu each player New Orleans lu connection with the
And It wouldn’t be fair to omit the fa c t
lu turn unfold* hla paper mid reuda It yellow fever epidemic there.
They a r e wearier f a r of me.
aloud o f courae there are all aorta of
l)r. B l u e '* most Important service In
—London Spectator.
llicoiigi ullle* and lot* of fun over recent year* was hi* work In charge of
them, beside» a grand ebunce to fur
the government's crusade against the
Attsndad to It.
buboni' plague on t h e P a c i f i c coast In
blxh up forgotten hlatory. In straight
A certain librarian was very absent-
clung out the tangle* ami Melting m at­ 1907 and 1008
minded and also very much absorbed
terà right
Should the aheet o f paper
11» I* a fellow o f (b e lloyal Society In bis profession.
As the telephone
o f Tropi' al Medicine o f Kngland. He was out of order his wife asked him
at Ural supplied prove lii*ufficl»nt an
other may Is* eaally attached wllh a hu* represented the United State* gov­ to attend to a few errands for her on
convenient pin without unfolding Of ernment at several lni|*irtaiit medical his way to the library. On his con­
course the more Items of Interest conferences, among them the Interna­ senting she ran to his desk and. hastily
brought In Ih» better. A prize may lie tional cougri-H* o f physicians and med­ taking the nearest card —one from a
given to tbo one who correi tà the most icine held at Buenos Ayres last sum list o f sumple library cards—made out
rner
He afterw ard traveled through a list, which she handed to him. He
mistake*, u tally being kept for the
Chile. Peru and other South American put It in his pocket aud promised not
purpose.—Philadelphia l.edgcr.
countries Investigating plague condi­ to forget It.
tion*
lie w a j the first to discover i At dinner that night she reminded
Conundrum ».
Why la the United Slates govern­ that ground *qulrrel* were carriers of him of hi* promise
•'I was going to give you your fa v or­
ment not going to have bayonets any plague, and before going to Honolulu
longer In lb» arm y ? Because they are he was engaged lu the exterm ination ite dessert, hot gingerbread with rai­
o f Infected ground squirrels in Cali­ sin* In It and whlpjx-d cream ," she as
long enough
fornia
sured him reproachfully, "b ut I had
Why do tbo cyclones way out west
I)r Blue I* a brother o f Commander no ginger and not enough raisins, so
blow away ao few bonnes? T h e houses
Victor Blue of the navy, who Is now I couldn't.
Th e grocer didn't bring
are held down by heavy mortgage*
ou duly with Ih» general board.
them or anything else I ordered. You
Why I* a mlxcldevouN boy like a hot
must have forgotten, after all."
tie o f patent medicine? W heu lakeu
“Indeid. 1 didn't forget." he assured
iu u * I Is- well Nhukeii.
her earnestly. " I am perfectly sure 1
A man wi-ut to the top of Ids barn
to catch u Mtork While he wa* on the Foreign Nations Will Join In Marking attended to It."
" T h a t's ixld." was the answer. "They
roof the ladder fell to the ground
Completion of Railroad.
W hat wu* Die »astent way for the man
Muuy of the foreign embassies and are not usually careless about order«.
to get down?
tie could pick down legutlons in Washington will »»ml rep­ What clerk did you see?"
"C le rk ?" he repeated vaguely.
"1
from tin* aturk.
resentatives to tbe spei lal Internation­
Why Is a room full o f murrled peo­ al celebration at Key West. Fla., on don't Beem to rememlier seeing any
ple an empty room? T h e re Is not a J a n 22. to murk the completion o f tbe clerk.” Then In a flush o f enlighten­
alngle jm t so u lu lb
Florida Fast Coast Railway company's ment he added, with a gasp:
"W h y. I didn't see any! 1—I did a t ­
Why I* railing In love like catching line connecting tbe mainland o f the
the measles? T h e older you are when United Stuten with the Inland city of tend to the list, but 1 am afraid 1
filed it In the card catalogue under
It happen*, the harder It goes with Key West.
you. I'ldliidelpldii l.edgcr
President Tuft. In behalf o f tbe city •Groceries" ” And there. Indeed, he
of Key West. Invited nil foreign na­ found It the next day.—Youth's Com­
tions to send representative* and na­ panion.
S w i n g D a y In S iam .
We
H.
shown tiy the receipts for the nununl
battle I>etween I.elaiid Stanford and
California universities. which footed
up $30,300.50. more than $10,000 In­
crease over the previous game on
Hlnnford Held
Each college's abare
amounted lu $10.127 45
Polo Teams For th* Army.
.Major tletieral l.«*oimrd Wood has or­
dered four polo lemiiH to lie organized
for the United S lates cavalry. This
may result In impularlzlng tills great
Kngllsh army game among our mount­
ed uoldl»rs and may In time lend to In­
ternational matches In-tween the cav
airy men of the United Sta te s and those
«f Ureal Britain.
Skiing Grows In Popularity.
Btoughlon. WIs., will spend $2.000 In
Improvements lo Its ski slide u | hiii
which It Is Imped new records will Is*
made this winter Th e MInneapolls Ski
eliti) Is talking o f replacing Its wood
en slide wllh n modern steel slide. S k i­
ing Is a Norwegian s|K>rt on snowshoes
Chinas* In Olympic*.
Chinn's h wakening to the benefits of
organized athletic sjairt may result In
three or four men being entered In
the Olympic games at Stockholm next
year, with a representative o f the ce­
lestial kingdom to study national atb
Ielle questions
CELEBRATION AT KEY WEST.
Swing da) I* one of tin boys’ most
popular holidays In Slam
It I* a f»a
ll\ul that takes place h i m * a year. The
great fun I* ou that day. but the boy*
lliul pleasure III practicing mid gettlug
ready for It through the who!» year.
Sw ing* an- set up ou high poles, nml
a short
distance from t-ucb swing
siiiiul* another pole marked with u
waving banner. Ju s t la-low this ban
uer hung* a pur*» tilled with gold,
w (ill'll I* the prize
A boy stilt* himself In ih» swing and
moves buck anil forth until be get*
well slarti*l. mid then la- brings Idm
self near the precious prize. He bus
nne chance given him to r»u< h out anil
seize ll III Ids mouth
If In- succeeda
be keep* It. I f he fall* be I* obliged
to Jump from the swing an I slide
down the |H>le while the crowds Jeer
Ht lit in. I f lie c a b li e s the pur*» a rope
ladder la put out. and lie walk* down
It In n dignified manuer, while every­
body cheers heartily.
Throwing ths Pillow.
P laying advertising pictures Is a lot
of fun All the players save one stand
In a ring. Th e last child stands In the
center o f the ring, holding a sofa pll
low. Ho counts ten slowly, throwing
a pillow at a child, who must catch
It and call out the name of some well
known advertising picture tiefore ten
Is reached lu the counting. T h e ad
rertlsem en ts must not t>e repented, so
the game Is difficult hi well as Jolly.
You may change the ru me by cnlllug
for th e names o f patent medicine* or
flowers or quotations, with the name
o f the author, or modern Inventions.
val vessel* to participate In the cele­
bration
Formal acceptances have
been recelvi-d from Italy, Mexico. Por­
tugal, Costa Rica, the Doinlnicun re­
public. Ecuador, Guatemala. Salvador
and Uruguay. E ach o f these nations
will be represented by official dele­
gates. selected In most Instances from
the embassies and legations.
Portugal Is the only foreign country
to tie represented by a vessel of Its
navy. Th e Portuguese cruiser A minds
U now ut Key West.
T he United
States navy will be represented by the
flftli division o f tbe Atlantic fleet, con
slstlng o f the armored cruisers W ash­
ington and North Carolina, aud tbe
scout cruisers Salem and Birmingham,
which will reach Key West about Jan.
21. lo remain there a week
Harrington
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promptly and satis­
factorily. They have
every
facility f o r
handling all clashes of
good«, and simply
solicit a trial.
l.aally, bar Up* tuinrd thnlr roi/iar* up.
Ill I iiiiii I iik wiib amllna Ilk» a roay cup
()b. u cbiirrnbia child la Dorothy 110 *«'
And II all bagun with a tornad up noaal
Tilt* r w » i i l n n u o u u c e m e i i t tlint largì;
quo ut II I»* o f p o t u to » * ni’» l>»lug lui
of
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An ou lo a of pluck a wont, a pound of
Blah
And couraa* coin** with a haad bald blah.
la U.twaan piva and Sla Billlon
Buahala— N• w York tha Laryaat Pro
duciny Siala, With Michigan Naat
and Maina Third.
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HUMOROUS QUIPS
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Ho up wrul liar chin wllb a auucy tilt.
SIZE OF THE WORLD'S CROP.
OR. BLUE, NEW HEAD OF THE
MARINE HOSPITAL SERVICE.
All kinds of Hdulinq & Pidno Moving
Phone ho. 72
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H OU SE
FURNISHINGS
-AND -
SHELF HARDWARE
NEW
AND
SECOND H AN D
Knowles & Gräber
OVER 66 YEARS'
E X P E R IE N C E
P atents
TRADE mARKS
D e s ig n s
C
o p y r ig h ts
A c .
A n jo n # n ^ r.d lrf a ik e tr h and d M crin tl^ r may
qu ickly a scerta in o u r opinion fre e w h ether an
In v en tio n is probably p a ten tah l«. t ' nimuntca-
U o m itr ic t ly confl,lent lal. HANDBOOK on P a te n t*
•ent fre « . O ldest aaen cy fo r « « c u n n f p aten t«.
P a te n ts taMen th ro u g h Munn Jt Co. re ce iv e
special n o t i c e w ith ou t c h a rg e. In th e
Scientific American.
A h an deom ely Illu stra te d w eekly. I .a r r e s t c ir ­
cu lation f any seten tifle V .urnai. T erm «. I . a
year : fo u r m on th s, I L Sold by all new sdealer«.
MUNN&Co.3618™1"*’ New York
Bracch Office. «J6 F St- Wuhluxton, ü. C.
A Simple Question.
“W hat Is the difference." asks the
man with the dispirited whiskers and
the keen eye. “between a girl with a
clothespin ou her nose aud one whose
little brother Is quarantined because of
a disease Incident to childhood which
Is characterized by au eruption of the
skin?"
“To avoid argument," sighs the man
with the rectangular Adam's apple,
"w h a t Is the difference?"
“One’s brother Is measled; the oth­
As yet i t ’ s a table just for two,
er's breather Is muzzled."
:
And a fa r down the glen arose the A plate for me and a plate for Sue —
M y bride and I.
mournful cry o f a loon lamenting its
W hite as her heart is the cloth between,
lost love.—Chicago Post.
| Bright as her eyes the silver’ s sheen j
Tha Scapegoat.
And I gaze and try
"Y ou say the boy's maternal grand­ To understand and to calculate
father was a highwayman?"
: W h y I have won so much from Fate,
" Y e s ."
As she who gazes with eyes of blue
"A nd his paternal grandfather was
j
Across
the table set for two.
T h a o d o r s L . W » » d A p p o in te d to N » w charged with arson?"
; Fragrance o’ flow’ ret in her breast,
Office by P o s tm a s te r G ener al.
“Yes."
Theodore I,. Weed, chief clerk o f the
"And his aunt Is a shoplifter and hla ! W hifi from the urn ; now, which is best?
postoffice department, w ho Is Tostmas u n d e a counterfeiter?”
I scarcely know 1
ter General Hitchcock's principal exec­
i Sweet is the scent of the double rose,
“ Yes.”
utive assistant In the management of
"T h en to what do you ascribe his ; But oh, that sniff from the urn’s bright nose
the department, has been appointed waywardness ?"
Is surely so.
director of the postal savings system
"W h y , to moving pictures, of coarse." And smiles seem dearer and lips more sweet
at $5.(KK) a year. He will assume his —Cleveland Plain Dealer.
When seenthroughtbe shimmer of fragrant
duties Immediately.
heat
Because of the extraordinary devel­
A Fashionable Maid.
From CHASE 4 S ANBORICS perfect brew
opment o f the postal savings system,
“I had to let th at new maid go. I
which now is receiving deposits aggre­ discovered thnt she was neglecting the Above our table set for two.
gating a million dollars a week, Mr. children wheu I was attending my
For Sale by 4. Brund & Co.
Hitchcock, who thus fa r has directed club meetings."
the system personally, found It neoes
“T h a t so?"
sary to orgnnlze n special bureau to
"Yes. Positively, she couldn't think
lake up the work. As an Initial step less o f them If they were her own.”—
he made Mr Weed director. Th e la t­ Detroit Free Press.
ter. who was appointed to the govern­
ment service from Connecticut In 1898.
Recognized It.
has been Mr Hitchcock's chief aid In
"T h e Malays have a queer marriage
extending the postul bank operations.
custom.” remarked the traveler. "T h e
DIRECTOR OF POSTAL SAVINGS
For Fast Reading.
Bill Brow n's babyish brothers, both
being hud Imys. htimbooglul Bartholo­
mew Hrahnni l>y breaking Bernice
Krnhnui's beautiful haml*», bonbon
basket. Bernice, being Hartnolomew’n
brother, became belligerent, because Structure Built In tha Tima of Lord
liefore Hill's bad brothers broke Ber­
Baltimore la Destroyed.
nice's lieautlful bamboo boutmii bas­
T he St. F ran cis X avier Roman Cath
ket both began behaving badly by be­
ollc church at Warwick. Mil., near the
smearing Bartholomew's best book
Delaware state line, a historic land
binding. Therefore Bartholomew heat
tnark of the Maryland Delaware |*’nln-
both Browns Isidly. and both Brown«,
sula, was destroyed by tire recently
being big babies, began boohoolng.
It was built 225 years ago In the time
of Lord Baltimore.
R e a d in g t h s Posm.
T h e church was o f brick, two stories
When your friends come ask one of in height. Some of the altar vestments
them to (ilny a familiar tune on the and chalices were saved.
piano Then choose a poem and ask
euch friend In turn to read It aloud
N»w Zealand's Railways.
without singsonging I f the voice falls
New Zealand now has over 2,700
Into the tune or the time being played miles of railway. Elect ri flea lion of
It Is not n successful reading and ba eertalu sections la now tin ie r cunts
or she must pay a forfeit.
platlon.
CHURCH 225 YEARS OLD.
groom holds his nose against a small
cylindrical object.
I couldn’t quite
make out what It w a s " — "A grlnd-
»toiie.
probably."
tntoriwiaed
Mr.
Grouch.—K an s as City Star.
Antihypnotio.
" T h a t typewriter of yours Is very
noisy."
"Yea.” replied the stenographer. "1
prefer It that way. Th e racket helps
to keep me awake while I am transcrib­
ing some of these »peecbca.'*
For Both.
"T want to get something for a
young mnrried couple, something for
both o f them, as It were "
"Yea. ma'am. Here. boy. show the
lady to the embroidery d e p a rtm e n t”—
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