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=n ROMANCE OF A MIDSHIPMAN Won a Wife by Posing as a Hero Done In Wax. A QUEER LEGEND. F ed o r K o sm ich, th a H e rm it, M a y H a v e Been a R ussian C ta r . A curious legeud Is associated with i the name o f Alexander I. of liuaala. It Is to the effect that the emperor In 1S2N was sojourning lu the Crimea Wheu near Taganrog his coachman by some means mauaged to overturn the carriage of a court courier uamed ' Markof. who was killed Th e em peror, wishing to rid himself o f the cares of state, so the story runs, caus ed it to be re|K>rted that It was he himself who was killed. Then he c a r rled out a plan which he had for long conceived o f retiring to Siberia and living there uudcr an assumed name. g c r f j * , , ho historian. profeeeea to { have satisfied himself that a t all events the remains In the Cathedral i of Peter and Paul are those o f the courier. SchlUler asserts that tie learn ed this much from the children of | Vlarkof According to the legend, Alexander 1 1. o f Kussta died tn Siberia In tSd-t, but hlatory records that he died at Taganrog lu IS^.V It seems that tn ISIS a mysterious stranger appeared In Siberia. He gave his name as Pe- ! dor Koeuilcb and uever revealed uuy ‘ be place whence he carne. He lived the life o f a hermit uud was received generally with respect. In I S M he accept«*! the Invitation o f a rich merchant to take up his atmde In his bouse at Tomsk There he was very retired and held communication only with Mile. Kromof and the mer chant, her fath er Every one who saw him was struck with his ex- traordlnary resemblance to the de- funot exar The Grand Duke Ntch olas Mlchallovltcb coutrlbuted au a rti cle lu the Hevue Hlstorlque In which be d«*ni**d the sensational part o f the story, but admitted that (he hermit of Siberia might have beeu a natural brother of Alexander 1.—Loudon Globe. •Oo ooo* World Scouts’ Movement In America and Europe Albert Jay Nock Tells of a Suggestion That Theodore DR. W. H. FURNESS SAYS CHIMPANZEES THINK. Cxperlnitnti Qiva Him Faith In Thair Pow«r to R#a«on. P iy o h o lo g n t'a l»r. William II Furneae, a paycholo gUt of Walllngford. Pa . after aeveral yenrs of Work hus aucceeded lu •sto catlng Iwo chlmpansee» lo a polnt w liete, he doolares, lliey bave provisi Ihey bave renaonlng power«. Itti ex peri moni ». he saya, bave con eltiulvely domouatrttted flint cliluipsii teea are . spillilo of dlacrluiliiutliig I h * 1 twcon objecta ami timi Ilio lower ani J. F. Hill. New Republican Na tional Chairman. "W h ere did you first meet your wife, Roosevelt Lead Amer Wonderful Organization Halstead ?” ican Branch. of Boys. Th e question was asked by a guest o o o of Austin Halstead a fter dluner, wheu ■ » » ■ » « ■ • ■ » ■ « ■ «-. . . » . . O o o the wives of the two men had retired L U K K T JA Y NOCK In au Inler ,h# fuu kimwlng » I m t la go ',luU w lieti properly Iri.ln.Ml utlU/c Ilio to the drawing room and cigars were estlng aritele lu thè Ja u u a ry ,u* lo ,uru u»> >“'**>» functloua of brslh and roally tl liik brought to the dining table A smile American Magatine Iella of thè •“ >««“ «•» «»••’»r work. But thè world . Wheu (he rhliii|uui««a limi atlalued passed over llnlstead 's face, scout nuoti (Inda out thnt lf he wauts | perfeetlou lu mluUcry a armi uni «Iella " T h a t's a funny story,” he said. world scouts," au organisti "1 hadn't been out o f the Naval lion which he discovered on the other lo he efficleut lu thè game of chlvglry ! U*>n « a » inaile to other lluea lu order A hard l»Hly. a <o deleriulne tholr n-naoulug |siw.ra academ y a year and was a s full of aide of the vhvuu during a recent trip he must tralu for It qui. k and acUve mimi au.l a temici -VI Ibi» (silut thè animili» pus» fumi nonsense as the day 1 left Annapolis. abroad. World scouts are entirely dlf Our ship was ordered to the Brooklyn fereut from boy scouts, with whom heart he can't do busluess wlthout thoa«> of lUerely thè auluiul luto thè They learu ho» to look after , «ear rea Ini o f thè Immilli navy yard for refitting, and. having a every oue t* more or less familiar. Mr t hem l belimeli «*s lu thè o|n*n how tu bulld ! Bouril» » e r e piaceli In thè cages hav good deal of time ou my bands. 1 Nock Is the first to bring to this comi a brusii teut. cook, eew. how to kuow Ing " *“ rg* »quiz»»* opinlng a lui lurae spent it in New York. 1 found the try u complete accouut of their detl hlrds, berli», tre«*», In a pracdcal way buie» The animai» were gtvcu a ball Eden Musee a good place to get away ulte, active and practical plan. with an afternoon and spent not only Of cours«* (lie malli object of this They spemi us uiuch (Ime a» posslble sud squur«* pi«**’** of W ihu I, b o lli of They are Hot whlch exactly tlttisl o|s*nlngs lu thè one but several there. One day—I uew movement Is to bring ubout (he outdoor» and tu caiup The carefu l s. rutlny of tini was in uniform at the time, having eud of war. It U au effort to plant lu trainisi In tlie use of wcapoti» t><» ause board l i i s t r u c t n r s s a » timi thè a n i m i li » ex been ordered on some official duty in the young what might he c a l le d ‘Tieace they never rx|>«*vt to need them "Scouts kuow the lime of traili» lu Mulinisi th è hb a-k a n d ba ll a ln i pollini New York connected with the ahlp-1 Instinct“ with a view to developing In strolled Into the show of wax figures the race Instinctive hutred for war It tbelr towns, the route of ■tn*e( car», s i t b e l u ligniti»! t lie Imard tu Itili It glee the layout of street» and how the utiiu After a f e » «bus olle of tlie i li lui pulì along with one o f our fellows, Tom I» t*elleve*l that lf amali boy* are ed carry ber» run. Ih«* best way to »lop a run t e e » lo o k e d Intenti) ut tlie s q u a l o up eu Anderson. Tom was on leave and lu ucattnl In this way they will mufti. We went through the place Into manhood a laHtlng prejudice u » a y horse, the elements of first aid. llig In tlie U l a n i and eli dea v orisi to Tlie op eu against « a r . It l* a »underfill ne» 1 bo» to »»lui and run properly and f o r c e thè ba ll thruugh It and sat on a wooden settee to rest tug i r a « tuo niita II tu allo»' Its p a s s a g e . Idea, a Ila»h of genius that find.» Im " h a t to do » Ith mu Inclpleut Ure. and watch the p«*ople. A frieud of au d t lie ehlllIpMUZee ( b e n pi* Iteti iip thè 'iota's went by, and Tom left me rntnllate response In the hoy's soul of Sir Francis Vane. ■quarti b lo ck a u d |ni»hml 11 thruugh temporarily to gc to speak to him. honor. A remarkable and Interesting “Ho much for whut the scout» are I . u t e r b o lli animala, Dr Fumea» s a ) a. " I noticed th at several persons look u a u Is the lender of this movement ed at me scrutlullingly. suspeettug Sir Francis Vane He has got the No» a word about their history, most by t h è slow pru*c»» o f p u r e r e a * o i i that since I was lu uniform 1 might youngsters warmlug up to ht» Idea by of which luru» ou Iti» personality of without tin* »lightest uaatatuuir ou Ids be a wax figure o f some great naval teus upou tens of thousands lu five one mail. This 1» Htr Francis S a n » , 'p art, learned (hut unir the hall would Copy I i s til a r H a r r i s A t w i n s sixth lu Hue from the .Sir Hurry San e fit Into (he circle and only the block hero, but as soon as they percelv«*l different Kurcpeau countrk*». Dr Jo liu F Turnout lllll of Mslue, the th at I was merely a real live middy Th e suggestion Is made by Mr. Nock of Cromwell's time who had a foot lu would pass through the square Au exteuslou of the experiment has uew elm Irina u of (hi* Itepubll* su us both worlds, hat lug held office lu Klig they lost Interest In me and passed on. that (he movement ought to grow rap laud and afterw ard lu New Kuglniitl ls*'ti made during (la* past two year«, limii«i committee, lias been the sctlug Presently I saw coming a young girl Idly lu the Fnlted States. He nomi Sir uud It has hccu learin»I Hint the chliu Ucml of thnt leidy since Frank M of sixteen, whose dresses had not mîtes former l ’r«*sldetit Th«*odore as governor of Massachusetts. been let down to the length for wo Kooaevelt as leader fur tin* boys of F r a u d s Vnue Is au arlstoorut of th« puuzecs will uovv dlfTereiitlale nay size Hitchcock retired to enter the cahluet men, In the care of a French maid. our country. Just ns Sir Francis Vane purest type by birth, appearance, man or sha|ie. uf ( ’resident T aft ns postmaster geil tier, lutelllgeuce. mid at thu same lima 8be was one of the piquant kind, full Is t b e lr leader ab ro ad em! l ie bus long I m - i - ii prominent lu IRISH BROGUE. ! oue o f the h«‘st democrats living of animation. This was evidently ber MRS. JACKSON SIGNS. the ( K i l l t ! ut activities of t tie Fine Tree Mr Nock'» Article. I "H e Is tail, soldierly, fine looking first visit to the show, and she was It Is R ea lly t h * Old T im e M eth o d of Slut*', huvlllg tw ice I m '«*I 1 el**« ted gov He volunt«H-r«*d for service lu the South W>dow of F im o u i C o M ftd trg te G «n«r«l ernor ss nell ss serving lu bulb Intensely Interested lu everything she Pron ou ncin g E nglish In part Mr Nock writes: African » a r , went through It with aaw. She gave me an Inquiring glance, Favor« Loit Cau«a Pantiona. branches of the legislature ' l i k e every oue else. I hnd looked Perhaps nothing Illustrates better then asked her maid In French wheth the vicissitude» of pronunciation In Into the scout movement wheu It first cr«*dlt two medals and five crosses Mr*« «Stunt*u»11 J m « Waoti, xvUiow uf The new chairm an I» a native of er I was flesh and blood or wax Not English than a study of what Is called came out, hut 1 couid not see much and, havlug done his duty by his * uuu till* fttUlOll* 4'uuft*llt«l Hit* « lll»*ftillu. ilf Main«* und has Just passed his fifty- getting a satisfactory reply, she came the "Irish brogue." This lingual mode, tn It except a sort o f kindergarten for | try, weut home mid wrote his book, llvnl ht*r niKniifuit* lo h petition nek- sixth birthday Though u graduate of ‘Pax Brltanulca lu South Africa,' lu lute tlmt hu itUlt*tillUtetit hr nil«>|»tetS to nearer and fixed her sparkling black for It Is scarcely to be called a dialect. militarism, so I promptly lost Interest two Illudi« al ■ «illeges, he lisa tleVoteJ eyes upon me. " B u t oue morning I read In the Lon ( » bleb he takes the skin off his conn- the Sherxxuoil "ilullnr m ilny“ | m * iin I uu Utile time to tti«< practice uf uiedh'lue Is usually presumed to be a deterlora i try's war policy tn fifty places at once " O f course It was a mean thing to do, bill providing f«»r i»«*h*l'»im f<*r Cuiifet! dou papers an accouut of a thirteen For more Ihnu thirty years he bns t«**uu tlon of language due to lack o f educa " S i r Francis gave me the history of rrute veteran*. Th e jN*lltlou \\nn but what can you exp«tct from a young engaged lu the publishing business, lu tlon and contact with legitimate year old boy who had gone Into n burn the world scout movement. He was dra x* u by meiutter* of Met'kletiburg ster who has also the disadvantage of sources of English. It proves a fte r a lug house aud carried out a baby. The whh h h<- ai «nilr«-d a large fortuit«*. II» the prludpal organizer o f the original t'untp uf Veteran* uml tlie I ’aughter« being a sailor ashore? I looked straight little fellow took a risk that grown I» als«> largely lut«*r«*»lrd lu elw trlc little study to be a preservation o f the scouts lu 1P03 with General Baden before me. Tom Anderson was stand uf the t*«>nft*«lent«'> tttitl 1« being net! railroad development and lu various old method of pronouncing English, ups would not take. It was one o f the j Powell. But, »eelug the movement t*y scores of prominent citizens ing at a little distance, talking with It Industrial atei financial enterprises lu liravt*st, finest things 1 ever lieurd of which has come down to a great de I captur«*d by the military cabal and will Is) sent to l ongrcHstuau K Y bla friend, and saw the girl trying to gree unchanged tn Ire'and from Shake The baby's fath er offered him a re hta nut I ve state Ills home lu Augusta fast degenerating Into mere lllllputlau Wehb uf (lie Ninth North I urullnn dls make me out. He smiled uud called his speare's time. ward, but he refuse«! It. saying: "No; is I uiialdered «.lie of tlie finest lu Mslue militarism, he branched off ami or friend’s attention to the pantomime. trlct, who will probably place 11 In I lit* In Elizabeth's time, however, It came It Is my Job. I m a world scout.’ gnulzed the new body. Tom bad as much deviltry in him as 1 hands o f the North Carolina m-nator» " T h a t got me Interested again. 1 had to be realized that lf there was to be A n A riz o n a S ta te s m a n . "Not as uu Inimical organization, and was equally culpable. Tipping the Tlie |ietlt|on recites that the I 'unfed any real affiliation o f the two countries uever heard of that kind of Ihing be As a result of th** success of the however, nor eveu as rivals lu a s«*cu wink to his companions, he led the way era tea "fought fur u principle « hlcli I noticed then the Irish language must be sup lng part o f a scout's Job lar sense, because, ns he says, there they believed to Is* right aud since the fie ini w rata at tlie first state election toward me. too, that the small hero called himself planted by English, aud a definite ef he il In Viizonn Marcus Aurelius Nuditi, must be brotherhood betw«*eu scouts war have patiently and cheerfully con " *Did you ever see Admiral Farra- fort in this direction was made. This a 'world scout.' T h a t soumlisl better long II picturesque figure at Washlug of all orders as long as they keep the gut as a young man?' he said, loud tribute«! to |ien*do|| the federal soldiers, I began to think that either I had change of speech, reseuted and resist ton, »III be luvest«**) » I th the toga scout law In fact, the relations he enough to be heard by the girl. 'Here ed. was nevertheless successfully a c overlooked something or that there tween the boy scouts aud the world and they respectfully submit that ns Both Mr Nudili amt his colleague, be Is Just as be was at twenty-one.' they help to pay this genernl pension complished all over the Island except were two kinds of scouts, aud 1 pres Henry F A*hur»t, » e r e nominated f*»r scouts are curiously close aud < ordlul. “T h e two stood before me while I In the west within a decade after ently found out that there ure Indeed Sir Francis Vane has simply put up they should participate In It* b en e fits" the l ulled S la tes aeunte, and ae the ■tared at vacancy. The girl drew near Shakespeare’s death. This fact takes two kinds of scout», differing precisely the world Ideal of brotherhood slid legislature Is safely 1 n-uiocrattc their to bear all about the great admiral. HEARS OF BLOOD, FAINTS. election la aasur*sl on a new significance when we study ou those Issues whl* U had Influenced universal service nhmgslde the Ideal of “ ‘This waxwork,’ Tom continued, what we now call the Irish brogue In my owu Interest Mr Nudili Is a native of Kentucky, a Insularity ninl militarism und let the ‘was made aftar photographs taken at J u ro r O vercom e W h e n e v e r W o rd la graduate of Tranaylvnnla university, “There are the hoy scou ts- we have two speak for themselves connection with what Is known to have the time. Spoken In H is Preseno#. been the pronunciation of English at thousands V them lu the L'ulteil LeXlligtou, and a lawyer hv prufeaalou. “ It has been u »oii*lerful success “ ‘No one would suppose,’ said Tom Setting forth that (hu won! "blood” lu ISSI he » e n t to Tmiihstoue and States—aud the world scouts. The In the few months o f Its existence that time The two are found to con ‘that the great naval hero could have form In practically every respect points o f difference are these: The boy the muster roll has gone up to fiiMijii or anything pertulnlug to It causes him hung out Ids »hlugie. and from that been such a miserable looking speci to faint aud so upsets him that he la 11lue mi Arizona » n a Id« watchword Irishmen pronounce English as tbelr scout 1» trained to believe lu two art! and Is growing dully hv shoals There men of humanity in his early days. unable to sleep or transact business, forefathers learned It and have pre flcml, false, old fashiuucd and utterly are world scouts o f Kugisud, Austra Look at that nose. Did you ever see Edward F Kellogg, a contractor, usk served Its pronunciation because they expiod«*il Ideas Ideas that the world lia. F r a m e , tic-rmany, eveu Itussla It such a proboscis?' have been away from the main cur has no use for. First, he is taught to aly bus scout corps lu thirty five cltl«*« ; ed Ju d g e Hwauu lu the New York “ ‘I think be was very handsome,’ court o f geueral sesslous to excuee rent of English s[*eech variation ever believe in the existence of u large and villages. said the girl to her maid lndlgnanUy. him ns a Juror and to strike hla name since.—HaTper1» Magazine. lass o f beings called foreigners; sec- “T here are scout corps lu Houtb A t “ T h e n his hand»—big enough for a from the panel. ond, that It Is normal, right and, above rlcs carrying a» many as six iiatloual No. 10 glove. And his fe et— they’d Ju d g e Hwnnn said Kellogg's excuse all. very glorious aud Interesting to op Itles In the same company Boer«, Eng Uncalled F o r C o urtesy. cover the quarter deck of a line o f bat was a most extraordinary one, but lu T h e Vlcomte Tousaalnt was fo rmer I>o»e these beings occasionally in the llsti. 'Hoppers,' Kaffirs, /.ulus and I ’or tle ship.’ ly a colonel tn the French army and Institution called warfare. The world tuguese. In England there are several asmucb ns Kellogg put his application “The girl tossed her bead and turned , lu uu affidavit anil in* w h s supported mayor of Toulouse. He was a brave scout, on the other baud. Is lu these Quaker cotnpuules her back on the speaker. How I ever by his attorney In another affidavit he man arid a dashing officer. During reap«* ts not trained at all. He Is d m "T h e Ideal of patriotism to be set be retained my gravity I don’t know. I one of the hottest engagements of ply allowed and encouraged to keep fore boys Is the Ideul of the world M'ould do us desina] mid see th at the remember th at I felt a horror of laugh contractor was called In uu mure crlm a terrible year of war. noticing th at the natural, true, clear vision of hu scouts Let the boys understand that ing, for It would have revealed a te r bis troops were bendlug forward un man beings that he Was born with tuoi cases. rible slight upon the young girl. 1 had der a galling fire to escape the bul He la permitted to grow up In the plain the country has so many real enemies Kellogg says he has n constitutional that It Is a pity to waste time nii<l already had enough of the Joke and lets of the enemy while be alone natural truth tbut there are no for aversion to any reference to the word Let wished th at Tom would go away and maintained an erect position, he e x elguers and that warfare modern strength against Imaginary ones or the shedding o f human blood the boys keep the uatural world out the girl would pass on without know claimed, "Since when. 1 should like to warfare—la neither glorious nor Inter While Ju d ge Hwann was charging a look that they were born with. Let Jury be us«*d the word ing how we had fooled her. When she know, has so much politeness been estlng, but. on the contrary, very sor Kellogg them go on believing that Italian uud promptly fainted. looked away for a moment I gave Tom shown to the Prussians?" Th e s a r did and stupid. Itussluu boys ure not enemies, but an appealing look, which he understood casm took Instantaneous effect, for the "T h e world scout la allowed to go ou Let 1 and drew his friend to another curiosity. soldiers rushed forward and carried looking Mt people as they really ure friends; not foreigners, but folks the boys cu ltivate u chivalry that I WOULD HONOR THE BEAVER. “As soon as they had gone the girl everything before them. uud to take them as he finds them, knows Us real dragons und fights tln-m entered upon an animated dialogue G o v e rn m en t la Going to P e rp e tu a te which Is the right way to ta k e them: I.et lhem find the rich mine of udven with ber maid. In which *he former H im ae a N a tio n a l In s titu tio n . not as he tbluks they must be or ought lure that lies lu relieving the oppress Devoted to Duty. did nearly all the talking. Th e busy, dam building heavers of “Are you ever coming to bed?" he to he. A boy will keep that point of ed. defending the sufferng, protecting “ ‘Those men ought to be ashamed of view easily If be Is permitted, Iwcause the weuk called out. ls*t them aeek adventure !■> 1 the Yellowstone Nutlounl pink have themselves to talk that way. We've This explains suvlug life rather thun destroying I t ; proved so attractiv e to visitors there “I don’t know,” she replied. “I It Is uatural to him been studying about Admiral Farragut ; that the government, desirous o f m ak promised Mrs. Jo n es that I’d keep part o f the great success of the world M Z I U 't l S A . S M IT H . a t school, and It’s a disrespect to Why Not a Brunch Here? ing the national purks ns much as pos track o f her husband while she is scouts speak so even about bis wax figure. I He represented his lerrllory as u dele away, and I’m going to know what "T h ere Is no place to do all this like sible the "playgrounds o f the people," Enlisted For Peace. think he was lovely.’ gale In six congresses and » u s (he has about decided to place coloulea uf time he comes home l f I have to stay Amerlcu, no hoys us well equipped for "T h e world scout, too, Is permanent “ My heart melted more and more to means of passing u statehood hill j beavers lu other parks. □p all n i g h t ’’—Detroit F re e Presa. this world movement as our lavys. We ly enlisted for peace, not by having my charming defender, and I was be "T h e beaver deserves a pines In the through (he house lu three of them ad peace preached to him, for that could ure not fam iliar with militarism. It Is coming dreadfully ashamed of my • history o f the country,” anld au Inte mlttlug Arizona luto the Union. Th e not purt of our dally life, ss It unfor Went Further. not Interest him a moment. But as he deception. Th e maintaining o f a fix rior department official, "fo r he was a senate <m each occasion failed (o cou 'Didn’t 1 tell you that when you Is allowed to see the plain, slmpl« Innately Is In other Countries We are ed position was tiresome, but I would poteut factor lu the explorntlou o f the cur. He bitterly fought the plun lo met a man In hard luck you ought to truth about human beings, so he ts al a peace loving people, and, having trou rather die than reveal my»elf. hies of our own, »** don't borrow oor Kocky mouutuln region, the early trap- Join Arizona with New Mexico luto greet him wtih a smile?" said the wise lowed to see the plain truth about war “ ‘I don’t see,’ the girl remarked, uelghliors'. America, with Us half mil I PtrH usually being In search o f beavers oue common wealth and was liistru 'bow It Is possible to make wax look and good counselor. As he learns th at society tries to de lion boy scouts ulreudy enrolled, 1 * the w,|en *hey penetrated aud explored the 1,1 making valueless thousands ’Yes,” replied the flinty souled per ceive him uliout the difference be so lifelike. See the color In the cheeks, very place to effect u substantial fed i «■•ttiesa o f the mountains. Th e beaver " r fraudulent Hpuuisli land grants lu son T weDt even further than th a t tween foreigners and folks, so lie finds the veins. Those eyes can't be glass. I era tlon o f the world scouts with the formerly abounded throughout north ,,,rrit«ry While In congress Mr. wonder lf he Is a wax figure a fte r all.’ I gave him the grand laugh.’’ —Wash that society puts up a shocking decep original movement. j l‘rn America, but la now found only In was one o f the most popular of ington Star. tiori on him about war. “At this Juncture a fly lighted on my "A merican boys are the one» to say thinly settled regions and In parka u,,‘11* Ml,<* ofteu said o f him that nose and made my position Intoler " T h e world scout Is allowed to see that the boy scout Ideal Is not half i where they are protected.” ** Arizona ever nchleve«l statehood he F o rg e t T h e m . able. The girl came very near and modern w a r fa re as It really Is. Not a — —— _ j would be one o f Its first senators, s I f you would Increase your bapplneaa fight against foreigners and enemies, large enough or lislf progressive enough examined me critically. Then she and prolong your life fo rget your neigh ST. PATRICK’S DAY NAMED Mo,‘ ,hnt '• *° '<• fuimied raised her taper finger and touched me because there are no foreigners, and to suit I hem. “And for leadership oue thinks at tn the cheek. This was too much. I bora’ faults. Forget the slanders you those we call foreigners are not ene G e n e ral W o o d ’s Record. Forget the fault mles, but quite the opiioslte. Not au once of Theodore Itooxeveit, th at apleu T h e Pop# A g a in Sets It A p a rt a« a broke Into a smile and said as kindly have ever heard. General Leonard Wood, uow chief finding and give a little thought to the adventure In chivalry, because there Is did natural human force hitherto con H o ly D ay. as I could: As a result o f a decree of th e po pe of stuff o f the United S la tes army, was “ ‘Mademoiselle, you have made a cause which provoked I t no more real adventure or glory of tent to spend Itself upon the mere out graduated In medlcim- from Harvard mistake.' chivalry lu modern war than there Is side of all our problems, the mere ma Issued In Ju ly III r e fe r e n c e to h o ly and got his military start us a surgeon chinery o f social physics What an A S e n sib le 8 t e r t . (lays HI. Patrick's day was struck o ff ’“ Oh. goody gracious!’ she gasped, In going out Into the back yard and opportunity for this magnificent en the list o f obligatory holy days on When lie was made chief of staff the "M y wife has Joined the reform shooting the cow. drawing aw ay as from redbot Iron. ergy, this Imperial Instinct o f leader which Catholics are called upon to wife of an officer who hud been con “ I would have apologized, but she m o v em ent" ’’Then, being turned off from follow “W hat does she propose to do flast?’’ ship, at last to spiritualize Itself and [ hear mass and abstain from unueces sldereil for th** p l a c e remarked acridly: turned and ran away as fast as she lng a false Ideal of chivalry, the scout "H is hottest ammunition has been “Get some reliable woman to 'tak e learns Indirectly bow to get a t the become a permanent world resource! f sary work On the request o f the Irish could go, followed by her maid.” disinfectants, mid he has hud mure ex ” 1 venture to ask Mr Roosevelt Catholic hierarchy, however, the holy “ And the second Ume you met?” care o f baby." —Pittsburg P o s t true. Bcouts are started out In twos pertenco with the mouths o f bottles asked the dinner guest. and threes to find something good whether lie might not s e e Ills own way sec* has Just Issued another decree Room F o r Im p ro v e m e n t. which Is most important to Irish pen than with the months o f ennnon!" “Oh, th at was three years later at a that needs doing and to do It. Perhaps to a permanent place in the world's bla Whh h remark, while hiring aud un Agent—Wouldn’t you like to try our |t Is some old womun that needs to be tory by leading the sturdy march of pie throughout the world. b a ll on board the flagship She recog Woes) has se«*n American childhood through paths o f According to this, the feast of HI kind, was not true nized me and laughed at the Incident new typewriter for a spell, sir? B usi piloted over a crowded crossing; per the roughest kind of service In the I fell in love with her, and w t were ness Man—Not l f It spells like the one haps a ca t or dog to be rescued from real chivalry and real adventure to | Patrick will continue to be a holy day I’m employing now, sir.—Baltimore cruelty. ward the pure Ideal of childhood's uat without, however, being subject to the field, especially as a colonel In House married. But tb e re ’e n o th in g fu n n y velt’s rough riders tu Uis Spanish American. j Uw of fa s ting or abatlnauce. . about t h n t ” " T h e everlasting love o f adventure. ural romance.” American war. A