Cottage Grove sentinel., September 01, 1911, Image 2

OLD TRIALS BY WATER
competing with a dentist el camilo of west point take mother to ball game she
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J o n a th a n D ra w of In d ia n a W a e S o r r y
T h a t H e T rie d to E x tra c t
H ie Tooth.
W O ULD
S IN K
W H IL E
A n c ie n t S p a n is h C a n n o n T h a * W a s Y o u n g M a n
G iv e s
U p In D e a p a lr
W h a n S w e e th e a rt A s k s H im to
C a p tu re d by the A m e ric a n T ro o p s
P ro v o H la L o v o fo r H o r.
at M o n te re y.
F if t y
finished
her
drink
Y e a r s H a d In te rv e n e d but tha
C o u rte o u s O ld G e n tle m a n
C a m e to th a Rescue.
POWER OF HUMAN EYE
MAY
BE
GREAT
AS
COMPOUND
L E N S E S OF T H E FLY.
G U IL T Y W O U L D F L O A T .
"You say th a t you lovo me." she
Among the old guns front past wars
It was at a reception of the twen
J o n a th a n Drew, who realties In In­
diana, had a curious experience the on Trophy Point th e re Is one that Is rem a rke d, and th e re was th e sugges tleth ce ntury kind that the while- '
o th e r day.
fondly rem em bered by every gradual« tlon of a challenge In h e r tone.
haired man and (he title old lady with
E a c h of the L a tte r Re fle cts but S
M o d e r n S u r v iv a l of the O rd e a l In
"I do." he fervently replied.
the point lace collar were c ha tting In
J o n a th a n developed a toothache of the West Point military academy.
E m a il P a rt of the Im a ge
"You have many tim es as su re d me a corner where the palms stood They
D a lm a t ia — H o w It la E m p lo y e d
th a t made him sit up and take notice. It Is "El Cauillo," literally “Th«
Looked A L
by the Tibetana.
He tried various rem e d ies
without Camel." a relic of the Mexican war, th a t you would do anyth in g to prove belonged lo (he present day only b e
your affection for mo.”
cause they lived In It and tried to
avail and Anally went to the dentist. but d ating far back of that.
"Darling, I am ready to d a r e a n y ­ m ake Its In terests theirs, but when
A specialist has claim ed Dial he can
T hrow ing people Into th e w ate r to Jo n a th a n asked th e den tist how much
T h is antiquated piece of ordnance,
let It d eterm in e their Innocence o r . he would charge to yank th e artiitig which Is th r e e parts silver and painted thing to convince you that my love you looked at the little old lady you with the unaided eye distinguish Hues
guilt was widely In use In the seven- molar, and th e den tist told Jo n a th a n a light green, bear* Its nam e and the for you Is no light thing which Is Immediately thought of lavender and ruled In glass th a t a re only one fifty
royal coat of arm s of Spain over an likely to end tomorrow. But me to rose Jars
te e n th and e ig h tee n th c e n tu ries
A j 50 cents, which was his r e g u la r ra te
You knew also th a t the th o u sa n d th of an Inch apart, hut I-e
Synod of W est lTuasla, forbade Its j Now Jo n a th a n Is a p r a c titio n e r of Inscription relating th a t It was the the test. If It will m ake you happy white hatred man would kiss her flu Conte has limited the power of the
use In 1745. Sporadic cases, however, economy even in the m a tte r of having p roperty of the Regiment of the Gold­ to see me climb a flag pole I will g e r tips In d efe re nce when he left eye to distinguish lines to one one
occurred during the whole of the nine- j an aching tooth pulled, so he tried en E’eece, commissioned u nder F erd­ do It. If you wish me to risk my her unless somebody from (he modern th o usa ndth of an Inch
te e n th century.
| to beat th e d e n tist down to a quarter. inand and Isabella at the tim e when life In a m otorcycle race, say the throng re stra in e d him, and you knew I T o show how Immensely superior la
Prof E. P. E vans w rote In 1895 of j but th e forceps a r ti s t refused to cut Columbus set out on his famous voy­ word and 1 will become a daredevil he was talking to her In phrase s (lint the sense of sight In defining single
age to discover a new world. It would I would be willing to fool with a rusty belonged to a day of gullantry that things one can try Dm sense of touch
Its use In Dalmatia, w here In some rates.
j tu com parison with It. T he two points
d istric ts It was still c ustom a ry to
"Very well." said J o n a th a n , "then be Interesting to know what the Span gun If I might In that way convince had gone
throw all th e women Into th e water I'll let the blamed tooth ache— If the tsh gran d e es would have th ought If you that my love for you la deep and
Once during th e ir chat the little of u pair of com passes placed th r e e
If It would m ake you
on a specified day to see w h eth e r they tooth can sta nd It. I can." So J o n a ­ th e y could have foreseen that the very all-embracing
Indy tapped Ills arm with her fan. Just Inches a p a rt on the least sensitive
would stnk or swim
A rope was al- th a n went back home with his face cannon which probably thun d e re d God­ glad I would undergo th e ordeal of us they always do In story books, and p a r ts of the body will he felt aa n
speed to the explorer would one day riding on a scenic railway In an said: "Ah. hut you're forgetting I'm single prick.
tached to each In o r d e r to save from In his hand.
drow ning th o se who proved th e ir In- ] T h a t evening the m olar got dow n to be captured by the unborn nation of am u sem en t park. T h ere I* no risk, an old woman. On the 21st day ol ! With Dm aid of th e microscope th e
nocence by sinking, while those be­ business In earnest. J o n a th a n walked the undiscovered c o ntinent to which no danger, th a t I would not d are for this very month I shall have been m ar hum an eye enn discern objects whose
you."
T he nnclent
lieved to be guilty because they float- th e floor In ag o n y —an d he stepped Columbus was bound
rlcd fifty y e a r s !" and she drew hack d ia m e te r Is only shout one one h u n ­
"I shall not ask you to do uny of
ed were also rescued and made to lively, too. At last he could sta nd the gun was probably brought to Mexico
from him and looked Into his face dred and eig h t th o usa ndth of mi Inch.
the foolhardy things you have m en­
prom ise to forsa ke th e ir evil ways on exquisite pain no longer, so he tied as part of the arm a m en t of a Spanish
with gentle blue eves that might have It has been said that the eye of n fly
tioned, but If you really c a r e for me
pain of being stoned.
i one end of a piece of picture wire to ship, and many years la te r was pressed
belonged to her gran d d a u g h ter. "The can distinguish nn object one five-
won't you please take m o th e r to the
A tr a v e le r has described a m odern the tooth and th e oth e r end to a stone Into service In the Mexican army,
very first ta ste of cha m pa gne I ever millionth of nn Inch In diameter.
bull gam e tom orrow ? She haa never
where the "sinew s of w ar" were al
survival of the ordeal used In detect- weighing about five pounds.
I W hat we desig n ate ns th e eye of a
seen one and la anxious to go with had," she went on. "wnx at a little
Ing thieves In southern Russia, says ' T hen he stood before a window, ways at a premium. It was tak en at
party
I
attende
d
Just
before
my
be­
fly Is really a compound eye made up
some one who will be able to expluln
th e Dietetic a n d Hygienic Gazette. All with his m outh open and his eyes Monterey by the A m ericans and sent It to her."
trothal
I sipped a tiny hit front the of num erous lenses Of these the co m ­
th e se rv a n ts of the household w here shut, cotinted th r e e and th rew the to W est Poln* as the most appropriate
With a wild cry of d es p air he took glues—and oh! It wns good! Then mon house fly has som ething like four
the robbery occurred w ere assem bled stone— which w ent through the win- place for st: i an Interesting relic. In
his hat and left. She had nskvd too for some rearon or oth e r as 1 turned thousand In (he tw o eyes. T he s tr u c ­
and as m any balls of brea d w ere dow and stru ck Abe Winslow, a neigh- form er yet..* It was m ounted and
aside, my glass was tak en away and tu res of th e se lenses are well known,
much.
m ade as th e r e w ere s u sp e cte d per- bor, a terrific wallop on th e head. In­ pointed Its tapering, old fashioned
I never had the re m a in d e r of that de the optical part of each consisting of
tons.
| cidentally th e w ire broke an d th e ach- muzxle out over the glassy Hudson
Itghtful drink "
And the little old two lenses, which combined, form a
SHE SUEO HIM FOR $10.000.
Just as wickedly as It did when the
lady sighed In retrospect.
A sorceress th e n add re ssed each Ing tooth still stayed put.
i double convex lens
one of the num ber, saying th a t the j A fter Abe had regained conscious- g u n n e rs of the old Spanish regiment
T he crowd In the reception room
T h at each lens ac ts as a se p a r a te
p a rtic u la r ball of bread w hich she n ess he Invited J o n a th a n to step out used to send the fire leaping from Its
moved closer and soon the two were eye can be easily proved liy detaching
\
held In h e r hand would sink or swim Into the s tr e e t a minute, as he had th ro at, but lately It has been dis­
absorbed by It and disappeared
| the whole of the front of the com
as th e party addressed was guilty or som ething Im p o rtan t to say to him m ounted and laid with o th e r trophy
On the morning of (he 21st of the pound eye, and by inanlpulaDon with
Innocent. She th e n flung it Into th e j Like a lamb to the sla u g h te r Jo n a th a n guns In a long row on the grass
month two parcels w ere am ong the a microscope It Is not difficult to e x ­
w ater.
j w*nt, and Abe gave J o n a th a n w hat w here It affords a seat for the tired
mall delivered to the little lady of the a m in e a photograph «?* o th e r object
Boiling w a te r was used In ordeals wa® probably one of the worst lick- excursionist.
point lace One was a box containing through tt. W hen thla Is done a d is­
by th e P ersian s and It is referred to i r * a a “i&n ev e r had visited upon him.
a small goiden spoon and with It the tinc t Imago Is seen In each lens
Jo n a th a n Is now suffering not only
ca rd s of the white hnlred m an and | C a rp e n te r has shown th a t each lens
In th e A vesta. It contained both the
Rubber Paving.
wife, and their formally expressed reflects but s small portion of the
sacred elem ents, w a te r and fire, sug­ from toothache, but the faceache. and
T he prophecy of the president ol
' ‘c o ngra tulations upon her annlvere lliiuge l o o k e d at and th a t It r eq u ires
gesting th e deluge past and th e fiery hi« face aches so th a t he Is hardly th e rubber exhibition, held at the Agrl
ary." In the o th e r package was a the combined action of the 4 . 0 O 0
doom of the future. In th e sim plest conscious of the toothache.
This little Incident te a c h e s th a t cu ltu ral hall, th a t the tim e will soon
form of th e hot w ater te s t th e bare
note In nn old fashioned hsnd and a lenses of the fly to produce the sa m e
com e when the price of r u b b er would
bottle of ch a m p a g n e of the alzo that effect as th a t seen by the one hum an
arm was plunged to the w rist In trivial when we have too th a ch e we should be low enough to m ake ru b b er paving
bolds a single glass.
cases, and to th e elbow in more se­ not try to com pete with a first-class an accom plished fact In the streets
I eye
T he hum an eye Is therefore a
rious trials, usually to bring out rings d en tist.—P hilad e lp h ia Times.
"F in ish It. d ea r lady." ra n th e little more perfect optical Instrum ent th a n
of London, is excellent hearing When
o r coins th ro w n therein.
note— " th a t glass they took away the eye of the fly
ev e r one com es across one o r o th e r of
from you fifty years ago."
In Tibet plaintiff and defe n d an t s e t­
P ra is e and E n c o u ra g e m e n t.
the few specim ens of ru b b er paving
Scientist* who have given co nsider­
tle their cause Judicially by plunging
In helping to train a family of five which a re to be found at p rese nt In
able a tten tio n to the Investigation of
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f
th e ir arm s Into boiling w a te r contain ­ boys I had th e g r e a te s t difficulty In- I th e metropolis, one experiences a
compound eyes have formed no opln
B e c o m in g a N u rse .
ing a black and a white stone, when culcatlng a n Idea of p olitene ss or even se n se of g rateful relief. But up till I
Ion th a t would lead to Die conclusion
If a girl can And e m ploym e nt In
h e who brings up th e w hite sto n e wins | th e necessity for i t “Oh, w h a t's the now a w ider use of this m a teria l for j
th a t th e ir pow er of vision with re­
h
er
own
town
or
city,
she
can
work
th e verdict. A King of th e Goths In u se ?" 1 hea rd w h ere I had been par- ! such a purpose has been prohibited by
Jlg g s o n — My b ro th er Is a very u n ­
spect to sm all objects exceeds that of
up from the bottom until she achieves
th e seventh century, with th e sanction tlcularly em phatic In Insisting on good th e question of expense, although It fo rtu n a te tnan of letters.
the sim ple eyes of the higher animals.
of th e Council of Toledo, recom m ended manner*.
h a s been thoroughly recognized that
W lggson—I d id n ’t know th a t he was resu lts an d Is ea rning a salary com T he Images of objects formed In the
m
e
n
su
ra
l«
with
her
ta
le
n
ts;
but
uu
th e boiling te s t for crime.
T h e ir f a th e r w as a polite m a n — as a s u b s titu te for the ord in ary ms ltterarlly Inclined.
s e p a r a te lenses composing the cone
exceedingly easy and polished in hta te rla ls used in paving the s tre e ts, rub-1 Jlg g s o n —N eith er he Is; but he leas u girl can do this n ea r home pound eye a r e proportionately small,
_
.
beating, and they associated w ith th e ber offers enorm ous attractio n s. If It w rote several le tte rs th a t lost him w h ere she can he with her family, the and the question w hether Inserts can
wisdom of flndlng work which will
N ote of D isc o u ra g e m e n t.
c hildren of the best fam ilies in town. could be em ployed In large quantities
a b rea ch of prom ise rase.
see sm a lle r objects than anim als fin*
A P hiladelphia lawyer who spends AU thlg proved unavailing.
give board as well as a sm all com ­
In ce rtain localities. I^jndon, one lm -1
nlahed with single eyes Is not a q us*
h is sum m ers in th e A dirondack* tells
C n e day j w u looklng o ut of my (mines, would be a happier place. For
pensation. Is ap p a ren t. 1 have had
Don of optics, but of the sensitiveness
E xc u se Enough.
an a m u slrg sto ry of a co u n try bump- wlndow an d c h a nced to see on e of th e th e re Is no doubt th a t, as things are. |
m any Inquiries about nu rsin g as a
Mrs. H e n —T h is boy of your* used
of th e optic nerve and consequently a
k in w hose f rie r i he was. T he coun- younKer boys, eig h t y ea rs old. p u t his th e Increase of traffic m ust be attend
profession.
T h e girl with a high
H a r p e r 's
try m an w as co u rtin g a girl of th e b and to b jg cap ag gome lad les passed ed with Increase of noise, and that, th e most shocking language In my school education, or Its equivalent, has m a tte r of m ere conjec ture
presence.
1 w a n t him
punished
Weekly.
co u n try sid e, but he grew discouraged Mm
i confidently believed it acci- though L ondoners may become dulled,
In this work a chance for noble occu­
o v er the p ro g ress of h is love affair. df,ntaI> b u t gpoke of lt caguaiiy . let- by painful habit, to the ceaseless roar, severely.
pation and. If she has talent, a salary
In
dulgent
M
other—
Madam,
you
At times, w hen he was ce rtain the I ting him th in k I believed he did so the n erves of the com m unity a r e cer­
th a t Is larger th a n In many other
Decline of th* Dachshund.
should pity th e poor ch ild —not blam e
girl loved him. he was gay to th e habitually. It w as the sa m e w hen he tainly, even If unconsciously. In a
form s of work. W hile In training, n
Many of th* species of hounds so
him.
He
ca
n
't
help
It.
He
was
h
atched
point of being foolish. Then, again, cam e ,nto my gltt!ng room and took sta te of tension. At th e sam e time,
n u rse Is given a small sum for Inci­ popular today a r e survivors of th«
w hen he thought he detected c o o l n e s s .' off hlg h a t t0 fan wlth! i notlced his how ever, we tr u s t th a t the evil will from a bad egg.
den tal expenses; this allow ance varies lim e moat hunting dogs w ere ta ught
h e w as sad and dejected. H e con- jjoliteness— saying how pleased I was not now be allowed to go unchecked
In different hospitals, but rouges from to “ hound" game. T hen dogs se lec t
T o o S ig n ifica n t.
fided to th e law yer one day th a t he at hlg thoughtfulness, and th e re was sim ply b ec au se th e re Is a ch ance that
$< to $14 a m onth. If a nu rse Is
F irs t Lady G uest—W e 're so com ­ really am bitious, she will ta k e a post­ ed by reason of their supe rior sp e e d
had balanced accounts, and w as con- n e v e r an y more trouble on th a t score. I th e adoption of rubber paving Is likely
fortable h ere and the poor men home g r a d u a te course at some large hoe and powers of en d u ra n c e were chosen
vinced the girl dldn t w ant him.
| He, an d th e o th e rs, from t h e force to cure l t In the future.—London
pnrtleg.
w orking hnrd. I’d Just love to see pltal, then possibly a course In stenog to accom pany th e hunting
And^ she s b reaking It gently, he oi gugge8tion and a se n se of rivalry,
H ounds w ere divided Into two classes
Globe.
my
husband
sm
oking
now,
would
said.
She has such a d elicate way n e v e r failed to rem ove th e ir caps on
raphy, so that If opportunity should — those qualified to follow th e gam «
you?
come she will be fitted to be s e c re ­ by scent and those capable of sig h t­
of telling me. sir.
p roper occasions, politely an d not
Second
Lady
G
u
est—Good
heavens,
P r e h is t o ric A rt.
tary as well as n u rse to som e spec'al- ing the q uarry a long d ista n c e away.
H o w s th a t? asked th e lawyer.
grudgingly as of old. as though yleld-
O, she s Just delicate, th a t s all, jng to guperjor force.— H a r p e r 's Ba-
On th e side of a ste ep down In the no! My h u s b a n d ’s dead.
Ist or surgeon.
Many of th e great All, however, w ere expected to unit«
was th e explanation. "W e wuz settln' 1 zar.
su rg eo n s who o p e ra te In priv ate hos­ In th e running down of the quarry.
old town of Oerne Abbas. Dorset. Eng j
N o T ro u b le.
In the parlor la s ’ night, a n ’ I w uzn't
land, a huge figure of a m an ap p e ars j
pitals have th e ir own n u rse with
C hurch—A box of congressional them at all operations, and of course And so It hap p e n s that. In th e T e u ­
sa y in ’ much, a n ’ n u th e r wuz she, but
c u t deeply In th e h ard turf. It Is a
tonic language*, the nam e of "hound,”
R
id
in
g
the
C
o
m
b
e
rs.
she says, says she, ‘Albert, did ye
th e se positions a re well w orth s tr iv ­ or "h u n d ,” as the G erm a n s have It,
cre atio n of a period h idden In the records cam e today by express.
As th e very str o n g e s t m a n In the m ists of antiquity. T he body resem-1 G otham —W h a t did they send them ing for.— T he H ousekeeper.
know th a t I's a twin a n ’ m y s is te r ’s
was otiglnnlly used to d esignate all
a twin, a n ’ my m o th e r and h e r sister w orld is a w eakling in th e g ra sp of a blee th a t of th e sim ian, th e a r m s are to you for?
species of dogs, hot cam e In tim e to
"I d on’t know. But th e real Joke
wuz twins, a n ’ g r a n d m o th e r and h e r good-sized com ber, such w aves m ust u nusually long and o u tstre tc h e d , as
sis te r wuz twins, a n ’ th e ir m o th e r and
outw itted, not outw restled . And, a r e th e legs. T h e right hand grasps of the m a tte r Is th a t som ebody had S t ra n g e A r e F a n cle e of the In ve n to r. be applied to h u nting dogs only. In
la te r time* th e re cam e a differentia
to
be
a t home In th e b r e a k e r s, even
h e r sis te r wuz tw in s ? ’ ”— Philadelphia
th e h andle of an enorm ous club, and m a rk e d on th e box ‘Keep d ry .’ ”
N ecessity may be the m o th e r of In­ tlon with respect to grayhound*. rob
beyond your depth, lt Is only neces­
Times.
t h e general a ttitu d e su g g e sts pursuit
vention. though of this th e re Is r e c u r ­ bit bounds, bloodhounds, deerhounds,
sary to know w h a t a w ave really Is
Indelicate.
ring doubt, but ev idently th a t s t e m etc.
and w h ere It Is weak. Many people of game.
“Your friend Is r a th e r Indelicate,” goddess concerns herself only limit-
T h e head seem s sunk betw een the
An In teresting case In point Is th a t
How th e B lin d T e ll T im e .
believe th e ir eye*, and a r e su re th a t
shoulders, and the face, w hich Is rem a rk e d Mrs. W om bat. "8 a y e she edly with patents. Among the 970.000
G erm an
dachshund, which
T h e fingers of a blind m a n w ere a w ave travels. T h e w a te r moves up
gave her h u sba nd some p a n ta te lla s p a te n ts at p rese n t reg istered the of th e
roughly
cut.
exhibits
an
u
nca
nny
leer
m e an s “bad g e r hound." T h e
flret
skim m ing over th e pages of a book in and down, and th e m otion forw ard,
for
C
h
ristm
a
s.”
S tu d e n ts of types a t tr ib u te "the
P a te n t Office G azette finds num e rous dogs of this species w ere employed In
th e reading room for the sig h tless In but th e w a te r d o e s n ’t travel. Conse-
" W h a t's w rong with t h a t ? ”
giant," as th e Dorset figure Is called,
exam ples whose conception no n e c e s­ the draw in g of badgers.
the New York public library, w hen he quently, If you g et beyond th e break-
"I w ouldn't th in k of m entioning sity could be brought to foster.
suddenly drew a w atch from his pock- ers, th e w aves will go up and down to th e bronze age. T he figure has sleeping g a r m e n ts In public.”
T h e breed Is now too d eg e n e ra te
H ere Is a s tr a n g e one t h a t was for tra c k in g such game. H a rp e r's
et, opened th e face, closed lt with a and ca rry you w ith them , b u t won't been cared for th ro u g h o u t th e cen­
tu
rie
s
of
Its
existence
Originally
It
actually patented a sc h em e for con­ Weekly.
snap, and th e n placed his book on th e sw eep you forward,
H e r B e st Rote.
trolling horses by electricity. If the
table, says th e New York Times.
j N e a r th e sh o re th e w aves behavfc f Is supposed to have been regarded as
H e— W h a t a glum and dism al wife anim al balks, a powerful and well
brin g in g good luck to the people dur­
"It's 4 o ’clock. I guess I’d b e tte r j differently; th e y curl o v e r th e b r e a k ,!
early
English you are! I d o n ’t believe you could be placed shock will m a k e him spring
R e p u ta tio n T h a t S tic k s.
be going,” he said to the librarian, I and th e re th e w ater, as well as th e i ing th e Celtic and
epochs.
It
receives
a
tte
n
tio
n
now on lively or p le asa n t to save y our life. forw ard In spite of himself. If he trie s
Even the leopard sta n d s m ore
Miss Lucille GothwaJte, who was hov- motion, travels. And, If you a r e Just j
She— I m ay be a dull wife, but Just to kick, his m uscles will be rra tnped cha nce of being cleansed of his sputa
erin g n e a r to atte n d to th e w ants of at th e curling-point, th e w a te r will i ac count of Its quain tn ess and age.
give me a chance and see w hat a m erry by a paralyzing chnrge of elecriclty. than th e negro of his reputation In
T
h
e
Dorset
giant
Is
Incised
In
the
h e r readers. T h e book was replaced pick you up and sw eep you In, and I
widow I would make.
Instead of bridle and reins, th e all re g a rd to chlckena. A p h ila nthropist
on th e shelf an d the blind m an rose you can literally ride th e w aves, than tu r f a f te r th e m a n n e r of th e Long
Man of W ilmington and the W hite
(»owerful c u r r e n t may be used to give found for a colored protege a job aa
an d departed.
j w hich th e r e is no finer sport In th e j
M ig h t.
him a shock nn the left cheek In o rd er d riv er for a W est str e e t m erchant,
T he blind m a n 's telling tim e by a sea. But woe unto you If you get a H o rse of B e rk sh ire and elsewhere.
"Do you believe the pen Is m ig h tie r to tu rn Into the right fork of the road, says the New York Times. T h e negro
w atch Impressed a visitor, who asked b it a h e ad of th e curling wave-front, T h e tu r f Is so hard th a t the outlines
of th e figure have been preserved In­ th a n th e sw o rd ?”
or on the right to m ake him ta k e a worked one day, then reported th a t
Miss Goldthwalte.
for th e n you will be tu r n e d o v er anti
Of course lt Is. W ho ever had to left turn. Instead of saw ing aw ay at he had been discharged. T he philan­
"You will find t h a t m ost blind per­ tw isted aro u n d an d flung to th e bot­ t a c t for m any centuries.
pay $25,000 d am a g e s In a b rea ch of th e lines, th e d riv e r m ay sit back In th ro p ist telephoned to th« m erchnnt.
ro n s carry w atches, and often consult tom.
prom
ise case on account of th e sword comfort, and. by m eans of push b u t­
“W hy did Jim Rose loan his Job?"
them . T he w atc h es a re of th e b unting
Hence, It Is w ise to e x p e rim e n t with
R e m arkable F eat of Aged Man.
he c a r r ie d ? ”
tons.
"typew
rit«''
the
beast
Into
sub­
be
asked. " W a s n 't he a good m a n ?"
c a se sort but chej have no crystal, little w aves first and learn Just w here
A wonderful feat of en d u ra n c e has
mission.
and th e n um e ra ls a r e em bossed. T he they do b r e a k and Just w h ere th e y Just been accom plished by an old
“So far aa I know," said the m er­
B ig g e r and B ig g e r.
blind person opens the case and by actually com m enc e to ex e rt a forw ard man, ninety-two years of age, named
chant, “but, you sen, you did n ’t tell
”1 asked h e r to rem ove h e r big h a t
p ressing his fingers lightly on the face m ovem ent on your body before t e s t - 1 H erbst, who retu rn ed t* bis native
m e beforehand he was colored, nnd It
h e can tell the tim e In stantly by the ing your sw im m ing pow ers In th e town of Zurich the o th e r morning. so I could see the sta g e.”
happened th a t th« only Job I could
F o r g o t H is P e a rls.
’’W o u ld n ’t she do It?”
position of the hands. T h e w atches surf.—W o m a n ’s H om e Companion.
A Dublin m a g is tr a te
hAS given give him wax driving a poultry wagon.
L ately he s e t out on foot from Zurich
“ No; she said If she held h e r h a t Judgm ent In the m a tte r of som e pearls I did n 't dnro tru st him with that."
a r e especially m ade for th e sightless,
for the Tyrol, on receiving a letter
In h e r lap sh e couldn't see th e sta g e which have been In the h an d s of the
th e hands being m ade differently, so
"But, good heavena. man, you didn't
th a t his m other, aged one hundred
F re n c h H e ro in e .
herself.”
th e y m ay be distinguished a t once.”
Dublin police since 1905. T h ese pearls suppose he would steal chlckena out
T he S ouvenir F ra n ca la h as placed & and fourteen, was dying In a village
forty-seven In nu m b e r and valued at of a wagon In broad daylight?"
tablet on a house x*. B levres to com­ n e a r Innsbruck. H erbst did not have
In the S u b u rb s.
$1,500, w ere originally deposited with
" I ’m not supposing anything,” snld
m e m o ra te Mme. J u lie tte Dodu. T h ere sufficient money for the railw ay fare,
C lassifie d .
"Say, Jones, how Is your v eg etable a firm of Dublin Jewelers by a man th e merchnnt. "I w asn't going to put
b
u
t
he
knew
th
e
country
and
the
was
a
large
assem
bly,
a
s
w
as
fitting
“W h a t kind of a voice h as th a t Mrs.
garden coming on? Have you learned who n e v e r retu rn ed to claim them , and him In th e way of tem ptation. W h a t's
for th e occasion, Inasm uch as th e lady m ountain passes, and he decided to
H lghcy, an y h o w ?” asked Squlggles.
a n y th in g abo u t harro w in g y e t ? ”
th e firm handed them over to fhe po­ more, you w on't find n man In New
“I d on’t know exactly," said Dudd- played an im p o r ta n t p a r t a t th e tim e u n d e rta k e th e long Journey alone. He
"Yes, I’ve learned th a t Is th e kind lice. T he m a g is tr a te directed th a t if York who will allow a chicken wagon
found
his
m
o
th
e
r
dead,
but
was
In
of
the
w
ar
with
Germany.
S
he
had
leigh. “I’m not up on voices, but I
of f a te th is su burban life I s ! ”
th e ow n er did not claim the pearls to be driven by a negro.”
should say, Judging from h e r pertina­ cha rge of the te legraph office at Plthl- tim e to be p r e s e n t at h er funeral.
within six m onths they should bo sold
vlers,
and
hid
the
m
a
chine
s
d
u
rin
g
the
A
fter
a
w
eek’s
r
e
st
the
old
man
s
ta
r
t­
city In singing ‘Cavalleria R u s tic a n a ’
H la K in d .
by th e crown a t the e x pira tion of th a t
from 7 a. in. to 10 p. m. every day day, prete n d in g th e y had been seized. ed b a rk for his Swiss home o v er the
T h e young English noblem an who
Lesson on Emiles.
of the week, th a t s h e ’s w hat you m ight At night she bro u g h t them o u t and sa m e route. He says he will never Is visiting In New York society JuBt time.
“ Pa, who's th a t man th a t looks so
call an in te r m e z z o soprano.’
H a r - ! succeeded In ta p p in g th e w ires over cross th e m o u n ta in s again. H e was now, Is looked on as a g lass of fash ­
blu e ?"
which th e G erm an c o m m unic ations form erly a guide In th e Tyrol.
p e r ’s Weekly.
ion."
T h e 8 o o th ln g T h o u g h t.
“T h a t 's th e coalman, son.”
w ere passing. T he inform ation th u s
“Ah! I suppose he Is a peer glass.”
"Now t h a t w e ’ve spe nt so much
"And who's th e fellow who looks so
received she co m m unicated to G eneral
It s B o u n d s.
money fixing up th e house, perhaps darn e d happy?"
Spring Training.
d'Aurelle de P aladines. She was dis­
A W o m a n ’s W a y .
F ir s t E urope an P o w e r —I suppose a
you w on’t go a w a y ,” said h er husband,
“ She la th e moat accom plished flirt covered, brought before a court-mar*
"You o u ght to know him —t h a t ’s th e
“It Is tim e to s t a r t for o u r party.
a t th e beach.”
Iceman.”
tlal and sentenced to dea th . T he new blue book will be Issued on the W hy Is your wife so long u p sta ir s ? j hopefully.
"Oh, yes, Jo h n I will, but,” she
"A in ’t th e re nobody th a t's happy all
“W e m ust re m e m b e r th a t she got kaiser's father, though not approving situation. W h e re do you th in k the Is she c h a nging h e r d r e s s ? ”
added, encouragingly, "I'll be mors th e y ea r round?"
|
a s t a r t on th e o th e r glrla. She w ent Mme. D odu’s act, could not help ad- j te n d en c y is bound?
“I
r
a
th
e
r
th
in
k
she
Is
chan
g
in
g
her
cheerful abo u t coming back.”— H a r ­
aouth last M arch for p relim inary prao- m iring her patriotism , an d th ro u g h I Second Ditto— It looks a t p r e s e n t as
“ H eavens!
H a v e n 't you m e t t h e
| mind."
p e r ’s Bazar.
tice.”—Exchange.
t his r e p r e s e n ta tio n s t h e w as pardoned. If lt would be In Morocco.
g a s m a n y e t? ”
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