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r A Scheme I P A G E 4. F A L L S CPTY N B W S <m------------- J bv 'g iv e n to the senate Monday mark* to the hoite»». I held Mi*« Senator Phelan o f California by Marvweather’a attention so closely GETTING WHAT PEOPLE WANT that she was only partially «»a r e of the introduction into the con rT ' ,l r~s *| | the strained conditions existing he- gressional record o f telegrams W e carry most o f the thing I l'\*a F H i l l l f V i twe^n the other three. Vs the din- from I,os Angeles. Sacramento, * * t * * * ' " ' ^ | ner proceeded Phoebe's browg con- that you want, but if you Richmond and S hu 1‘eclro labor ______ _ ! traded more and more; the corner» anything that w e do noOc»'tr of her mouth wore squared; hei organizations protesting against w e'll get it for you as ig fig ' cheeks w<re red. and her e\ •* Hash any attempt to tem|Hirarily w eak . . _ . . ed fire. The worst of it «¡ts that 1. U )b o d y else can. W e lm fv( en the im m igiation law#. ignorant of the situation, «as piling a vary large stock, but « 1 on fuel every moment. to know the needs o f the i>eo| I t must have been a great relief MORE DELAY to Mr. Singleton and possibly mv By F. A. M ITCH EL. that we sell to. W e sued sunt when the dinner was finished Five big anti trust casea pend Phoebe and 1 having become en In many rcopes the number o f eggs may be reduced pretty well in supplying l l and we arose from the table. 1 east ing before the United States gaged, I considered it the proper with excellent results by using an additional quantity a glance at Phoebe, but at that mo Now ami then, however, there supreme court w ere put over by thing for us to call on my aunt to o f Royal Baking Powder, about a teaspoon, for aach egg ment she had turned and 1 did not j is a demand for something that receive har congratulations. My emitted. The following recipe ia a practical example: the court Monday afternoon for see her face. I saw my aunt's and : aunt never made calls herself and re argument next fall. This we do not carry. noticed that it was impassive \\ hen was double the age of either o f us. i , , • - PK Chocolate Sponge Roll r, ■ j •. ® . , we reached the drawing room l hoe makes decisions on them virtually W e want you to bring your Besides, it was understood that 1 ! ,____ , __.................................... i t^Iaapoona malt ad ahortaalng IH t u f i (leur be and Singleton took a far corner. imiHMsible until 1918. These watar was down in her will for the princi special needs to ua, and w e W| Phoebe sitting with her back to me. 1 teaapocn vanilla 1 CUR IU f*r ca-ies w ere against the Interna pal part of her fortune. Phoebe ttagapoona Royal Baking t Since I had become interested in get the goods. " I f w e haven t H u i r t i malted chocolate t e e ?1 said that she would rather take a the work my aunt had assigned me tional H arvester; the United Th» « U » a i M m I M far 4 »ad a » M l « » a»w4»r whipping than go to be inspected, I continued to pursue it for all it gut it, w e will get it for you." States Steel corporation. the but there was no way out of it, and D IR E C T IO N S — SUi Sour, baking powdar and a all to *» th » r ‘ brae Reading railroad, the alleged Th at’s our motto, and w e suc wae worth. My aunt suggested she consented. nm w B m i w hola » a t*- Add s lo w ly sugar, th»n b o ilin g w »i»r that I take Miss Maryweather to see shoe machinery trust and the slo w ly ¡add n» *t va n illa , m «lt»d choeolat» and m »lt»d shortening. ceed pretty well in carryin g it We had not long been settled be the plants in the conservatory, and without basting. S ift in ,!rv lngt»di»nta, and fold In as lig h tly »a Lehigh Valley railroad. fore my aunt said to us: “ There is j I did so. We remained there some (Hit. possible. Pour in to la rg * baking pan ltnad w ith o ilsd p«P»r, »nd a protegee of mine, Mabel Mary- time, and when we returned 1 saw baks in alow ovan tw e n ty m inutes. W h a n done, tu rn o u t On a weather, whom I have brought to dam p, h o t clo th , sprsad w ith w h ite ic in g and to il. An Cegll»h Yuri C j i I oi ». my aunt chatting with Singleton. THOMPSON DRUG STORE. visit me for the season, and I wish Phoebe was nowhere to be seen. I ,\ ciiihhi - u-agv "I I hr Fnglidi Booklet ot redpee which eccnomlee In ess* and other repsaelvo ingredients mailed Wee. to see her engaged before her re turf is one «Itirli ordain- that, when asked mv aunt what had become of turn to her country home, where ISS W illia m S t , N ow York A d d ic e» R O Y A L BAJtIN O PO W D E R CO. once worn, I lie cup and jacket rep I her. she seldom sees a man and conse resent mg it patron's “ color»'' be “ She has gone home,” was the quently has no matrimonial oppor reply. come the proper!> of the jockey. tunities. Tom Singleton has been If, as frequently happens, the own “ Gone home?” attentive to her, and I believe that OPPOSE IMPORTING CHINESEf | to any attem pt to amend the er wishes to retuin I hem us a me “ Yes. She said she had a head for some time they have been on mento of u successful race, he must ache and telephoned for a carriage. Washington, D. C .— Additional im m igration laws to permit the buy them from the employe# to the border of an engagement. I She told me to sav to you that since wish to bring the affair to a crisis you were so pleasantly occupied she indications o f the objections that entrance o f Chinese coolies to whom perhaps he guve them but so as soon as possible, for spring is not w ill come from the Pacific t ’oast supply the labor shortage, was hour or two before. would not disturb you.” far off. When the season closes I I knew that a bomb had burst go for my annual trip southward which I had not heard. Miss Mary- and must send Mabel home. weather said something to Single- “ Xow, I wish you two to help me ton, and, taking his arm, they walk in a little scheme I have in my ed away together, leaving me with mind to bring Tom and Mabel to my aunt, who told me what had oc gether. I t is for me to get the four curred, finishing with the following of you here, and you, John. I wish announcement: to be attentive to Mabel, while you, Headquarters loi Candy and Cigari “ And now, John, I have some M iss----- (I mean Phoebel, devote thing to say to you. You know that WF.ATHKKLY CONFECTIONERY The United States has enteredthe greatest w ar the world yourself to Tom. Each of the two I have provided for you in my will, incipient lovers will be frightened has ever seen. The part w e play may determ ine the future o f in fact, I have left you the princi for fear of the loss o f the other, and pal part o f what I possess. I shall Europe both politically and socially. Every American man. woman the match will be assured. Of tomorrow add a codicil that if yen and child is vitally interested in this war. Some o f us will give course fhey are not to know that marry this girl to whom you are en- our lives, all o f us must make sacrifices. you two are engaged. “ V l T T 8 ,, • j *u' gaged vour share is to go to Peter Both Phoebe and I received this fjj®ks0n ” proposition with a frown. I was prevented from any re “ But, Mrs. Perkins,” Phoebe be sponse by the return of Singleton is the title o f a new 32 page at’ as just placed on the market. It is gan, “ you forget that we are just and Miss Maryweather. Singleton the most com prehensive work o f its kind and is accurate in the engaged, and” — said: “ Good gracious, Aunt Caroline, smallest details. “ We fear that we have been the do you suppose you can make a There are 15 pages o f maps in three colors (15x111 covering innocent cause of a misunderstand dummy lover out of a man who has ing. Possibly it may tend to mend minutely the various theatres o f war, and showing all the towns recently become a real one?” matters if we make an announce- , and villages mentioned in the daily dispatches from the front. “ Xow, don't be silly,” resumed ment which we had intended to de Th ere are pages o f photographs, many o f them made e x my aunt. “ I t is because you are en fer till ju«t before Mis* Maryweath- 1 gaged that I have selected you for pressly fo r this book, o f persons, places and things about which so er’s return home. More than a week Caudles, Tobacco# and Cigars, at my purpose. You both know that much is said and so little definitely known Photographs o f Zeppe ago I proposed to her. She has just what attention you give elsewhere is given me a favorable reply, a re I. B. WON D E R B Y 'S lins. submarines, submarine chasers, mines, torpedoes, torpedo simply to please me. You under sponse which she says she intended nets, anti a ir-craft guns, gas masks, giant guns that shoot 2-ton stand that the ♦h d e affair, so far to give from the first. She hopes shells, German trenches, etc. as you are concerned, is the same our engagement will dissipate any as personating a character on the Th ere is a com plete chronological history o f the w ar to date, hard feeling that has arisen this stage. The consequence is that and the answers to a thousand and one questions on every phsse o f evening.” there will be no jealousy on your “ I do hope, Mrs. Perkins,” said the costliest and bloodiest s tru g g le in the history o f mankind. part; you are simply to excite it in Miss Maryweather, “ that if any- the others.” ! thing has occurred during the even “ Oh, we'll do what we can in the ing to displease you you will pass it premises, aunt,” I said. “ Won't we, over and forget it for my sake. You Possession o f this book w ill enable anyone to g iv e exact in Phoebe?” I gave Phoebe a look as have been so kind to me and I have much as to say, “ Leave it to me.” form ation on subjects on which his friends Bpeak from heresay. been made so happy that I can’t So she said of course anything that It is a valuable addition to any library and contains a wealth o f SOLD EVERVWHERE bear to have it all spoiled at the last my aunt wished would be cheerfully facts on the one subject in which everyon e is interested at the I moment.” acceded to bv her. t ? , , , ■ , , 1 Mv aunt’s object having been ac- present tim e. The book itself is printed on the finest grade o f enameled « l a . s t . a .. , „ P” accomplishment was both unneces- us to dinner on the following ¿ j a failnre ghe was m u c h paper and is the best that skilled workm anship can produce. Wednesday, when we would meet j mo« i g e(j ANTI-URIC ‘ 1 Falls City News one year and Atlas $1.30 Miss Maryweather and Mr. Single- Before going to sleep that night The famous ROOT and BERRY ton, and the curtain was to rise on I thought out my plan of procedure. remedy for RHEUM ATISM . Con the play. I was still between two fires, my tains no chemicals or opiates, and On that first meeting my aunt as aunt and my fiancee. I f I could not will not injure the most delfcat» signed me to take Miss Maryweather soften my aunt toward Phoebe I stomach or digestion. Results in to dinner, and Singleton was Send us w h atever news you j had better not soften Phoebe to- aranteed or money refunded, chosen to escort Phoebe. j ward myself. I resolved to appear know. W e w ill not publish your ice $1.50 per outfit. For sale by ONE I was between two fires. I f I did M O N D A Y , . j , 1 angry toward the latter till I could name but w ill publish the news. M. L . THOMPSON, not appear to be attracted by Miss -® - - - placate the former toward her. Miss Maryweather I would displease my Good four room house fo r rent. Maryweather proved a blessing. She F a lls C ity aunt. I f I did I would displease knew well all that had occurred and A p ply at the N ew s office. Phoebe. On one of these women at once leasned from my aunt her hung a fortune which I had been ■V scheme. She besieged the good lady brought up to consider my own in and at last won her over to a prom SOUTHERN PACIFIC COMPANY 8 P E C IA L E N G A G E M E N T time. On the other hung my life’s ise not to disinherit me if I married Faaaengcr Train Schedule happiness. I concluded to please Phoebe. So far so good. I follow Effective Oct. 4,1914 my aunt. I f I displeased my fian ed up the advantage by telling my THOS. H. INGE’ S FAMOUS MILLION DOLLAR CINEMA SPECTACLE. IDI i « i cee possibly the matter could be W ) w tr iio i'N O aunt that on no account, after what am. am p m . made up. THE MOST POPULAR PRODUCTION OF MODERN TIMES. had happened, would I consent to Salem . . . 7:00 9.46 4.00 In order to feel free to act natu Dallas. . . 8.15 1 1 . 0 2 marry’ Phoebe. This put the dear 5.30 rally I ceased to look at either mv Fai la City. 8.90 1 1 . 8 6 «.0(5 woman in a position of having by aunt or Phoebe, but gazed straight » BP k Rock. 11:55 her absurd scheme torn apart a into the eyes of Miss Maryweather. IT O I M 164 pair of lovers. She sent for Phoebe I was quite in mv element. The am. pm. pm. and told her my position. Instead Bl’k Rock 1.05 girl was pretty and attractive, and of having to bend the knee to my Falla City. 9.80 1.25 6.10 I confess that, as play actors have fiancee she sent me an apology. Dallas . . . 1 0 . 1 0 2 . 0 0 6.40 it, I began to feel the part. One ENDORSED BY PRESS, PUBLIC, AND PULPIT FROM ATLANTIC TO PACIFIC And so the matter was made up Salem . . . 11.01 3.15 7.46 trait in my character is when I set between us. My aunt became very A. C r o w i * » . A o ifiT out to do a thing to do it for all it fond of Phoebe and when we were 4 0 ,0 0 0 P E O P L E HAS PLAYED TO OVER SIXTY is worth. I began by attempting married gave me out of my inherit to make Singleton believe he was THOUSAND PEO PLE IN PORT- GREAT AERIAL, NAVAL AND ance a house to live in. in danger of losing his girl and end LAND. ed with the best job of lovemaking LAND BATTLES, SUBMARINE T h # H e r b e f F e ro c ity . CHURCH NOTICES in the presence of others that I I f you have any reason to suspect — WARFARE. F U LL OF ACTION have ever accomplished. that you are too mild mannered, toe Free Methodiet What was going on at the table I gentle for this strenuous age, eat NOW ON THE NINTH CONSEC FOR 9000 FEET. didn’t know. Mv aunt's voice I sel catmint. Miss F. A. Bardswell in Sunday School 10 a. m. TIVE MONTH IN PACIFIC dom heard; Phoebe’s voice I did not her book, “ The Herb Garden,” say* Preaching service 11 a. m. ALL S T A R C A S T NORTH WEST hear at all. Singleton was evidently catmint, one cf the ten varieties of Song and praise service 7:30 keeping up the conversation. mint, is known as the herb of fe followed by preaching at 8:00. What I did not know then I rocity beennse of the ferocious dis Mid-week prayer meeting 7:30 p.m learned afterward to my horror. position it imparts., “ The herb Phoebe’s eyes were upon me all the when chewed,” says Miss Bardswell Everyone cordially invited to M A T IN E E ADULTS 25c while, her expression growing every “ is said to make the most gentle C H IL D R E N 10c attend these services. A minute r r . ~ ~ -> 1 ^ !iy aunt icrson fierce and quarrelsome. A E V E N IN G ADULTS 2 5 c C H IL D R E N 15c Edgar N. Ijong, Pastor. observed'both Phoebe and me. Sin- egend is ext int of a certain execu P E R F O R M A N C E S 3 : 3 0 , 7 A N D 9 P. 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