The news=record., November 10, 1909, Wednesday Edition, Image 3

Catarrh
Is a Constitutional Disease
It originates in impure blood and
requirw constitutional treatment, acting
-uvi pcruiaueni, care. The
greatest constitutional remedy ia )
Hood's Sarsaparilla
In usual liquid form or in chocolated tab
lets i known as 8arsatabs. 100 doses $1.
Nasal and other local forms of catarrh
are promptly relieved.by Antisepleta or
Catarrlets, 60c., druggists or mail.
C. I. Hood Co., Lowell, Mass.
Florida's TO-ft'oot M.ml,., '
Possibly the tallest bamboo In Amer
ica grows in Arcadia, Fla., and U
about 70 feet high. The clumn ho. .
Bpread of 60 feet and the diameter at
ine ground is 12 feet. The specimen
la only 8 years old.
This Is the common bamboo of In
dia, probably brought to south Florida
from the West Indies. In Jamaica it
has become naturalised and Is popular
ly supposed to be Indigenous. It
makes an astonishing growth during
our rainy season, the canes often at
taining their full height in six weeks
after which they begin to put on
leaves. The canes are from four to
five Inches in diameter at their base.
Unfortunately this species cannot
stand low temperatures, and the spec
imen In Arcadia has frequently been
damaged by cold.
A Good Bulini,
fd like to own a street car llne
It ought to pay.
The people ride when it la fine,
To heat allay.
Of course they ride when It ia wet,
For then they wish
To quickly under shelter get;
Man Is no fish.
and so a street ear line, you see.
May business find,
No matter what conditions be
With human kind.
Then to another point la my
Attention drawn; -
No other business profits by
Its hangers on.
Louisville Courier-Journal.
Itot on Democratic Principles.
Perhaps It nay be laid down as
general rule that a legislative assem
bly, not constituted on democratic
principles, cannot be popular long aft
er it ceases to be weak. Macaulay.
Tw DIITerrat H erects.
"If you only knew how nervous I was
when I proposed to you!"
"And If you only knew how nervous
t'was until you proposed to mel"
nfeggendorfer Rlnetter.
Jnst Like a Womb!
"The author of There Ia No Death'
bas married an undertaker," says
contemporary. How does she espeot
her husband to make a living T
Charleston News and Courier.
Trying: It 01 Nu.
Nan Tou look ' perfectly lovely In
that gown.
Fan Thanks. That's all I wanted to
know. Fortunately, I bought It on ap
proval.' What Really Drawa.
A high-brow lecture given fri.
Would few entrance.
The horrid men would rather see
A barefoot dance.
Pittsburg Post.
Identifying; Gassy.
"What sort of a looking chap la Qua
iyr "Well, If you ever see two men in a
corner and one looks bored to death,
the other one la Gutsy." London
Opinion.
George' Discovery.
"George." said the Titian-hatred
choolmarm. "Ik there any connecting
link between the animal kingdom and
the vegetable kingdom?"
"YetH, ma'am," answered George
promptly; "hash " Everybody's.
Tbetls Coaldn't Soold Htm.
Little Achilles smiled.
"My hair always dries when I go la
iwlmmlng," he said.
Herewith he rejoiced that his vulner
ible spot was his heel. New Tork
tun.
The average daily amount of meat con
sumed by each individual in New York
City is 2.6 cents' worth, which is a fall
ing off of about Vt cent in five years.
Rivalry of Mackrakcra.
"Chicago people think their city al
most as corrupt aa Ban Francisco."
"Don't you believe It," said the Call
fornlan, warmly. "That's Chlcag
nerve. Always trying to get Into ou)
class." Philadelphia Ledger.
All Who
Would Etyoy
food health, with its blessings, must un
derstand, quite clearly, that it involves the
question of right living with all the term
implies. With proper knowledge of what
is best, eaoh hour of recreation, of enjoy
ment, of contemplation and of effort may
be made to contribute to living aright.
Ihen the use of medicines may be dis
pensed with to advantage; but under or
dinary conditions in many fnatanore a
ample, wholesome remedy may be invalu
ible if taken at the proper time and the
California Fig Syrup Co. holds that it il
dike important to present the subject
ruthfuHy and to supply the one perfect
axatire to those desiring H.
Consequently, the Company's Syrup of
Figs and Elixir of Senna give general
Mtisfactkm. To get its beneficial effects
uy the genuine, manufactured by the
California Fig Syrup Co. only, and far sale
ry aU leading druggists.
TO PUSHJRIGATION
Balllnger Will Adopt New Plans
for Oregon.
$2,500,000 READY FOR STATE
Malheur Scheme Will Be Dropped
Unlet People Line Up Many
Other Good 8cheme.
Washington. Nov. fl A a Ann O Tti.
rector F. H. Newell and Chief Engineer
x . fnvia, oi me reclamation service,
return to Washington with the senate
irrigation committee, Secretary Ballin
ger will discuss with thorn ways anil
means of giving to Oregon the full ben
efits to which it
national reclamation act. That one or
more new projects shall be undertaken
is virtually nrominpil W fU .....i....
i "J v..u HIC.UJ,
the number depending upon the cost
and upon the possibilities that are open.
Oregon is, or soon will be, $2,500,000
behind its rightful apportionment from
tua nomination iuna. The largest con
tributor, save one, to the fund, much
less money has thus fr
on work in Oregon than in states and
territories mat have contributed but
sparingly. This condition is deplored by
Mr. Ballinger, and it is his purpose to
make restitution as quickly as funds
available will Dermit.
projects can be found and developed.
at mis ume it is impossible to say
where the government will build. Quite
a few possible projects have been exam
ined and reported on by the engineers
of the reclamation service, their find
ings having anneared in t.llA annual wa.
ports of the director. From among the
uiiiuur it is anticipated tnat somo suit
able scheme can be snWto.l nn.l ni,i.i
under . contract within a reasonable
time.
BIO COLLEGE FOB PORTLAND.
Eeed Institute Will Establish School of
Arts and Sciences.
Portland. Nnv. fl Aft.
more than a vear in InvAntiontino ii,.
SCOne Of t.hft inafitntl.ina .1 .... 1
. --.... . piUDCUL IU-
fated in the Northwest and the general
iiuua uuu iiiemous adopted by Eastern
colleges, the trustees of the Reed Insti
tute have decided to utilize the fund
of $2,000,000 at thoir disposal in the es-
muiiBiiment ana maintenance of a col
lege of arts and sciences in Portland '
This college, with t.hn (tnilAvmanl n I
its disposal, it is expected, will be on
the same plane as Williams or Amherst
or similar utAndnrrl inof
........ bUb.UIIO Ul
higher learning. The Eeed bequest left
" tiiuiaciur oi scnooi to De estab
lished practically to the discretion of
the board of trustees.
In deciding nnnn Mia fro n or n 1 mma
of the Heed institute the trustees have
aaopiea in ail respects the recommenda
tions of the crnnornl Vtnarrl nf olnn:.
the institution that has been endowed
by John D. Rockefeller with $50,000,000
uo guuerui uoara or education has
taken a marlrarl intAroaf in v a ta.a i
Bti tilt ft. Tf KAnt ita aanAfn. T- nri
- ..v ouwi,ioi; ui. V ttl-
lace Buttrick, to Portland in September
iu nmae ainorougn investigation of
6X.stfi.ir eduAAtinnnl ndvaniannB ; 4-1.:.
O - T U.KUSV0 1 IS bUlO
territory before recommendations were
maila
luuu We
JOHN D.'S LEAD FOLLOWED.
Mrs. Sage and Carnegie Offer Millions
to Fight Disease.
Washintrtnn. Nnv fl Tnltuwim.
donation of $1,000,000 by John D.
Rockefeller to be used in fighting the
hookworm disease in the south, the of
ficials of the treasury and public health
and marine hospital service have re
ceived information that two other
$1,000,000 donations will be forthcoming
very soon. One is from Mrs. Russell
Sage, to be used in extending work for
the eradication nt tnhimnli.:.. ti.
other from Andrew Carnegie for 'fight-
iug pe.unKrs, me mysterious disease that
has baffled scientists.
The understanding is that these sums
Will be Disced at. thA Aiannoal nt V.
same general authorities associated with
the public health and marine hospital
: nn.. 1.11 i . . .
ocivitc. mo inner would not give a
positive confirmation of the reports,
but in other quarters it was learned
t.hftt tllATA i tnA Tinaf n abam A I. .
-" " " - H IliJVI l 11,1 1 II C
expectation that these sums will be
i.A. mmiA llisl H. . ...
ivcu, nuu tuai. tun aiiuuuncemeni will
come very soon.
Protect Books With Gun.
Kansas City, Nov. 6. "Use a shot
gun to protect your books. Mr. Rich."
Thus spoke W. O. Buchanan, attorney
for Swift k Co., at today's hearing
before the commissioners of Wyandotte
county, who were trying to force the
large packing bouse to produce their
books for taxation purposes. On the
stand yesterday, Mr. Rich, an employe
of the Swift company, refused to an
swer any questions regarding the com
pany's records. F. C. Fennel, general
manager ror Armour Sc Co., knew al
most as little about the Armour plant as
Mr. Rich knew about the Swift plant
Hawaii Wants to Be Wet.
Honolulu, Nov. 6. Both houses of
the territorial legislature adopted to
day unanimously in the senate, with
only two opponents in the house, a
joint resolution voicing an earnest pro
test against the attempt of F. J. Wool
ley, a local attorney, and others to se
cure a federal enactment extending
prohibition to the Hawaiian islands.
Woolley and bis associates, it is re
ported, have been carrying on a cam
paign to this end at Washington and ia
other mainland cities for some time.
River District Infected.
Berlin, Nov. 6. Official reports of the
cholera eases in Germany shows that
from July 19 nntil November 3, 33 per
sons had the disease and 12 of these
died. Most of the eases developed in
the vieinity of the delta of the Vistula
river.
Desperate
Coughs
Dangerous coughs. Extremely
perilous coughs. Coughs that
rasp and tear the throat and
lungs. Coughs that c.'ke the
whole body. You need a regu
lar medicine, a doctor's medi
cine, for such a cough. Ask
your doctor about Ayer's
Cherry Pectoral.
W publish our formulas
m W banlah mloohol
tiers
from our modlolnoo
Wo urffo yo to
consult your
doctor
Any good doctor will tell you that a medi
cine like Ayer's Cherry Pectoral cannoi
do its best work if the bowels are con
stipated. Ask your doctor if he knows
anything better than Ayer's Pills for cor
recting this sluggishness of the liver.
-Mdo by tho J. O. Ay or Co., Lowoll. Mm.
Where the Work Came law
Mrs. Bacon I understand your hus
band Is at work on a new poem? Mrs
Egbert He Is. He's trying to gel
soma magazine to accept It. Tonkeri
Statesman.
To get rid of daughters, East Indians
marry them to flowers. When the flow
ers are dead the girls are widows, and
widows can be sold cheap.
Sh Meant Profeotona7i!r.
As the young man caressed the
cheek of his lady love she drew away
hastily.
"I think," she said Indignantly, "yon
had better see father first."
"Why, what do you meanT" asked
the perplexed lover.
"Father," she replied, as she nursed
her cheek, "Is a barber." Success
Magazine.
Bret
Wetr your tight shoes for fashion'
sake;
Besides, 'tis lots of fun
Two corns with but a single ache,
Two toes that throb as one.
Earned the Right.
City Friend (spending the day In
distant suburb) Didn't It ever strike
you that your servant la Impertinent
ly Inquisitive?
Subberbs My dear fellow. It's only
the way of a privileged old family re
tainer. Why, would you believe It.
that girl has been with us over Ave
weeks! Harper's Weekly.
Sar Facta Will Not Lie.
Sir Henry Hawkins, a brilliant ad
vocate and one of England's greatest
criminal Judges, expresses the follow
ing opinion in his recently published
"Reminiscences:''
"Let me say a word about circum
taatlal evidence. Some writers have
spoken of it as a kind of 'dangerous
Innovation' ia our criminal procedure.
It is almost the only evidence that Is
obtainable in all great crimes, and it
la the best and most reliable. I have
witnessed many great trials for mur
der, but do not remember one where
there was an eyewitness to the deed.
How is It possible, then, to bring home
the charge to the culprit unless you
rely on circumstantial evidence?
"Circumstantial evidence is the evi
dence of circumstances facts that
speak for themselves and that can not
be contradicted. Circumstances have
no motive to deceive, while human tes
timony is too often the product of
very kind of motive."
Distinction.
"CoL who? I don't think I ever heard
of the man. What is there so remark
able about hlmr
"By Oeorge, sir, he's got the longest
beard in the State of Oklahoma, and
that's saying a heap, let me tell you!"
Preparatory Delay.
"Did you ever try gardening?" asked
Mr. Crosslots.
"Once," answered the man who al
ways has a discouraged look. "By the
time I had read all the publlcatloni
necessary to Inform me on the sub
jeot, the season for flowers and vege
tables was over." Washington Bur.
Nothing to Say.
Stranger (to fellow passenger on
train) By the way, what do the peo
ple In your section think of tho
Fellow Passenger Sir, I am a post
master. Merely Following- the Castors.
"Well," said the Eskimos, next day
Chagrined, "It really looks
Aa tf he didn't want to stay;
He's packed his duds and gone away
Just like all other Cooks."
rroteas and Taxis.
Under the figure of Proteus, the old
man who In many forms was always
the same unpleasant customer, the an
cients probably typified the charge for
taxlcabs. New Tork Post.
Her Friends.
Nan How is poor dear L1I this
morning?
Fan She looks dreadfully.
Nan o, I know that; I'm asking
you how she feels.
Don't Cough! Use
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ut tut mmi nt (oouswk
Will iosteady relieve your aching
throat. There Is nothing like it lor
Asthma, Bronchitis aad long
troubles. Contains no opiates.
Very pleasant to take.
AH DrassMo. ZS ssats.
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His Reprooi.
Somewhere in the pages of hei
pleasant "Book of Joys" Mrs. Lucj
Fitch Perkins tells a delightful storj
f her New England clerical great
grandfather, who was a man of ingenu
ity and resources. She says:
He employed more than one device
to secure wakefulness on the part ol
his weary congregation. Standing dur
ing the prayer was but one of many
My grandmother used to tell us wltl
pride of an Instance which occurred
at a time, when a new church edlflct
had been proposed, and was undei
warm discussion. Great-grandfathei
thought this a worldly and unnecee
sary expense, and emphasized his opln
Ion by pausing In the midst of his ser
mon on a Sunday, saying impressively
as he fixed the somnolent members ol
his congregation with a stern look:
"You are talking about building
new church: It seems to me quite un
necessary, since the sleepers In the old
one are all sound!"
Construction oi Lagut(e,
An absurdly worded statement of a
fact which was not In itself remark
able recently tried the gravity of the
listeners. It was on the occasion of
the funeral of an elderly woman in a
New England town. She had left an
old mother, nearly 90 years of age, and
an only son who was well on toward
50.
The services were conducted by a
timid young clergyman, recently set
tled over the parish. After praying
for many and various things, he said:
"And two, we especially pray that
the Lord will comfort and sustain in
their loss and sorrow. One is the or
phan, who, although no longer young,
Is an orphan still, and must so con
tinue; the other Is the mother, far ad
vanced in years, who has survived her
daughter, although considerably her
senior."
Lldless.
The little boy who had stuck his
head out of the car window to address
a question to the man on the station
platform drew It In again.
"Mamma," he said, "that man out
there says this place Is Wydopen. Isn't
that a funny name for a town?"
Town with a Fntnre.
"Paris Is a wonderful center of so
cial gayety and popular excitement."
"Yes." answered Mr. Cumrox,
thoughtfully. "I should not be sur
prised If Paris might one day claim
recognition as (ha Pittsburg ol
France." Washington Star.
Pettit's Eye Salve 100 Years Old.
relieves tired eyes, quickly cures eye
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Improved.
"Tou say the man you married
seems more kind and generous since
your divorce than he did before?"
"Yes," answered Mrs. FUmmson.
"He never says a word about economiz
ing, but sends around his alimony
without a murmur." Washlagton Star.
Thousands of country people know
that in time of sudden mishap or acci
dent Hamlins Wizard Oil Is the beat
substitute for the family doctor. That
is why it ia to often found upon the
shelf.
As a Matter of Jostles.
"Sir." one of vour reriorters rfrri1
to me In your paper this morning as a
'big, greasy, drunken loafer.' I want
that corrected. It's an Infamous slan
der!"
"I see it Is. - You are taunt and thin.
We'll correot It . to-morrow. Good
morning."
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"Can you recommend me a young
man of good staying power?"
"Oh, yes, sir. My daughter young
man." Baltimore American.
H Cures While Vou Walk.
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MUllcent What made you refuse
Mr. Wtlder's Invitation to go walking
with him? Don't you like him?
Mildred Oh, yes. I like him ' well
enough, but his red whiskers don't
look well with my new pink hat.
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