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Get Rid of Spring Humors impure or effete matters accumulated in the blood during the winter cause in the spring such disfiguring and painful troubles as boils, pimples, and other eruptions, also weakness, loss of appetite, that tired feeling. The best medicine to take is Hood's Sarsaparilla, which thoroughly cleanses the blood, and effects permanent cures by giving healthy func tional activity to the stomach, liver, kidneys, bowels and skin. Hood's Sarsaparilla effects its wonderful cures, not simply because it contains sarsaparilla, but because it combines the utmost remedial values of more than 20 different ingredients, each greatly strengthened and en riched by this peculiar combination. These ingredients are the very rem edies that successful physicians prescribe for the same diseases and ail ments. There i3 no real substitute for Hood's Sarsaparilla. If urged to buy any preparation said to be "just as good," you may be sure it is in ferior, costs less to make, and yields the dealer a larger profit. Begin taking Hood's Sarsaparilla today, in the usual liquid form or in tfie chocolated tablets known as Sarsatabs. 100 Doses One Dollar. Nothing Uncertain About Jack. Nan Well, there's one thing about Jack, anyhow. He speaks right out what he thinks. You always know where to find him. Fan That's so. I nearly always find him here when I come. ' Only One "BROMO QUININE" That Is LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE. Look for the signature of E. W. GROVE. Used tho world orer to Core a Cold In One Day. 25c Where the Trouble Waa. "Old chap, why don't you make op your Bind to marry and settle down?" "Tou chump, it takes two minds to do that, and I haven't quite got Freda's mind made up yet." Chicago Tribune. CASTOR I A lot Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature Limited Ambition.. Naggus Say, rsorus, n you expect as an author to be one of the foremost Bonis I don't. I'd be satisfied to be merely one of the six best. No Baala. Pimmie, may I- 11 on "Miss you?" "No, indeed, sir; you have known me six months, and you vt never sent me a picture postcard." Oae on Uncle Hiram. City Niece Well, Uncle Hiram, how did you enjoy the tea with the slices of lemon in it? Uncle Hiram Tea? Gosh, gal! 1 thought that was pure out-and-out cir cus lemonade. In Search of Information. Pete de Pickpocket Wot ye lookin' at that paper fur? Watty de Winder Smasher I want to find out whutheir them di'monds I lifted out o' that plate glass front las' night wuth $5 or $5,000. Chicago Tribune. ONE GREAT TRUST. Harriman Would Put Every Railroad Under One Head. Denver, March 31. If E. H. Harri man could have his way, he would bring all the railroads in America into one giant combination, under one head, and begin immediately the expenditure of $250,000,000 or $300,000,000 in im proving the weaker roads, both physi cally and financially. In this way ne says he believes he could do the great est good to the government, the people of the United States generally, to the shippers individually and finally to the owners of railroad stock. Mr. Harriman spent two hours in Denver today as the guest of the cham ber of commerce, then departed on bis eastward journey. "If we could, we would throw our cloak over the weaker lines throughout the country and begin immediately the expenditure of between $250,000,000 and $300,000,000 to improve them, said Mr. Harriman in an informal talk at the chamber of commerce. "It ought to be done immediately and I think I can qualify as an expert on these matters. This should be done openly and under some sort of govern ment supervision. But we would all be put in prison if we tried it." or i m assss cue wcvexwmwg To (tes )eTeucc O MAWi iPflfTlJOm Rr THE CALIFORNIA Fig Syrup Co. SOLO BY LEADING DRUGGISTS 5C A BOTTLE In the Ecstatic Stasre. The Girl (passing her fair hand over his brow) There. Arthur! Hare I charmed your headache away? Artbnr You have, dear! You're my watch Hazel ! PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DATS PAZO OINTMENT la guaranteed to cure any case of Itchinjr. Blind. Bleeding: or Protruding; PUea in 8 to 14 days or money refunded. 60c The Professor. The Doctor I can't help feeling sorry for my friend Huddleford. lie owned quite an extensive chain of golf parks, and he's just gone into bankruptcy. The Professor I see ; his chain was no stronger than his weakest links. Chicago Trbune. STRIKE THREATENS C. P. R. An estimate by the geological surrey places the country's production of Port land cement in 10O8 at 40.000,000 barrels. decrease from 1007 of nearly 20 per cent. PITf Ht. Vftns Dure ana ' errons Uli rilJasatiy eared by Dr. ii.lne's Great Nerve Ke. storer. Send lor FREB $1.00 trial bottle and treatiM. Dr. a. H. Kline. La., Stt Arch Ht., Philadelphia, Pa. JA aei, Amateur Dramatist Well, you've seen my play. Tell me what you think of it. Dramatic Critic I will. I'll give you tome straight talk. Amateur Dramatist Straight talk? Great Scott ! Are you going to draw the deadly parallel on me? PE-RU-NA For Cramp In the Stomach of Six Tears' Standing;. "I was troubled with cramps in the stomach for six years. I tried many kinds of medicine, also was treated by three doctors. "They said that I had nervous dys pepsia, i took the medicine for two years, then I got sick again and gave up all hopes of getting cured. "I saw a testimonial of a man whose case was similar to mine, being cured by Peruna, so thought I would give it a trial. I procured a bottle at once, and commenced taking it. 'I have taken nineteen bottles, and am entirely cured. I believe Peruna is all that is claimed for it." Mrs. J. C. Jamison, 61 Marchant St., Watson, ville, Cal. PNO No. 15-09 WHKN writing; to advertisers please mention this paper. WE HAVE INQUIRIES For Farms in the Northwest from people who are on the way from the East and Middle West and can place you in touch with buyers with money. Let us hear what you have for sale ATLAS LAND COMPANY 420 Lumber Exchange Building ' PORTLAND OREGON It Will Cost You to write us for samples of the best all wool $15 Suits ever produced. Made to con form to your exact measure. We send you samples, measurement blanks, and absolutely guarantee style, fit and work manship or your money back. WRITE US TODAY Salem Woolen Mills 7th 4 Stark Sts. PORTLAND, ORE. ad Case. "I never waa so shocked in my life,' said Mrs. Lapsling. "Pearlcy Winter green is trying to get a divorce from hej husband. She saya she has found out that they made a mistake when they wer married ; he isn't her real infinitive. Clattoay. The octopus' appetite clamored for pulp Over the country he hungrily strode. He swallowed a forest or two at a gulp And picked hia teeth with the fork) of the road. Chicago Tribune. There Are Exceptions. Some necessary things, you'U note, Can never be done by rule. Tou can't learn how to milk a goat At a correspondence school. Losing No Opportunity. "Now that we're to be nnder civil ser vice," said the crossroads postmaster, ' and I may have to take an examination some day, I'd better be picking up all the information I can." Thereupon he proceeded to read all the postal cards. Chicago Tribune. What Could She Dot The Young Man I wish to thank you, sir, for giving me your assistance in persuading your daughter to marry me. The Old Man Sir, I was violently opposed to the match. The Toung Man I know It Cleve land Leader. Twelve Thousand Machinists Dead locked on Negotiations. Winnipeg, Man., March 31. Alarm ing reports are current here that anoth er big strike of machinists on the Ca nadian Pacific railway is imminent. The company, it is alleged, refuses to negotiate jointly with the - men on the Eastern and Western systems, and as that is strongly favored by the men, a deadlock has been reached in the nego tiations. Last night more delegates arrived from far Eastern and Western points and Grant Hall, head of the me chanical department in the West for the company, who was summoned to Montreal a few days ago, wired last night in very discouraging terms. The present schedule expires in a few days and a new one must be at once agreed upon. II the men strike this time they will have the backing of the American Federation of Labor, with whom they affiliated this winter, and will be in a better position to se cure funds to fight the company. Some 12,000 men will be involved from Moncton, N. B., to Vancouver, 8. C In case of accidents, cuts, wounds, burns. scalds, sprains, bruises, etc., nothing will so quickly take awav an pain ana soreness as Hamlins Wizard Oil. DISTEMPER TJasatlaSed Lonarlnar, "I've often thought," Mrs. Lapsling was saying, I should love, to see that wonderful atmospheric freenomenon they call the garage in the desert." Mothers will find Mrs. Wlnslow'a Boothlns Byrupthe btst remedy to use for their chlldroa luring the teething period. I I V - ' TOWERS FISH BRAND WV - WATERPROOF GARMENTS , are cut on large Rarterns. designed give the wearer (the utmost comron ilGHT-NJRABLE-QIAH 'I ANO -f 1 SUITS 322 SUCKERS 322 lfjmrrrwfcwmrr mm Mu nr jwvraravua I 1 a umi ea aosTO u l. asncMiMMicaisvTa Townooa Do You Hear Well? The Stoh Hectreohone-A New. Scientific and Practical Invention isri nose rrn Are Deaf er Partielly Deaf-May ." New Be Tested in Your Own Home Deaf or partially draf peoplo mar now make a BKWtn's trial ot the Stols tlmtroptaone at horns. Sortant news for ths pef , for by this plan the ttnal selection of the one completely tiafactonr hearina aid is m 'de sssjr and Inez penal ve for er errone This new in Tentinn TJ. 8. Patent Ho. 7SI.575I renders nnnecessary roco. un iffhtly. olonury and r T de.iees a- tram IV -X I , horns, tabes. I "TV 1 J-a drums, fan, et I "J '""5r J s s t inr electri f V ephone that ni l'w J-'w tua er. and w -T V aw the instant It k lit plied, maaninet I I sonnd 1rss in I A Muner as I O MUempttmt in ass leas sssMpaMoaa Oo m sinus. a astonishiaa in i the clear ness ot ail sounds. It oierromea the taniu ana roarim ear noi.es. snd slo so constant!, and electrical! eierctses the vital parts of theeer that, wraallr. the natural, nnaided hearin UaoU la gradually restored. Prominent Business Msn's Opinion BTOIJI KLKCTKOr-HUI-E Lt.. Chjcsao-I am K- leeed to tr that the Beotropho'ieis erj .sat ectory. Beins small In i?e and swat in hear ins qoail-le. make, it PRKr KRABLfc TO A!j 1 HAVE TK1KD. and I believe I have tried all of them, lceai-wrommenditto.il wrnswIiohaM eefert le haerln.-M. HOYt. W holesale Oro eer. Michigan Are. aad Bier St . Chicago. Write or call at oar Chknao onVe lor partica. lars of oar perso- ! home test oiler aad 1 1 of sromineat e .doners who will answer i inquiries. Physicians cordially iarttee to tnrastie-ete. Ad dress or call Irail if you eaal. SHU tUCrs0OM CO, lS Srwarl Mr. Qa. Branch Ofsres- Philade phia. tWinnati. Indiaa, epolia. Pittarmr Los Ana ea. Seattle. Wee Meiaea. LoainiUe. Cleveland. Toroaro Foreian onto. It Fleas St.. Loadoa. Kan. Ha Explains. "Why is it, professor," asked the young man with the bad eye, "that when Chris topher Columbus discovered this country he didn't settle down and stay here?' "Doubtless you are aware, my young friend," answered the professor, "that, the Spanish form of his name was Christoval Colon. "Yes. sir.' "Well, a colon does not mean a full stop. We will return now, young gentle men, to the consideration of the lesson." Chicago Tribune. Bis Claim to Distinction The rising statesman on his wedding tour was revisiting the scenes of bis childhood. "This, my dear," he said to his bride, "is the old homestead where I was bom. Do you see that ancient log cabin?" "Yes." "You have no idea what strange emo tions fill me when I look at that little cabin, Myrtilla. I I wasn't born in it. yoo know." Deep Sea Anaenltlee. The shark was reviling the skate. "You're such a cheap one!" said shark. "Worse than that," sighed the skate "I've even been accused of being a dis tant relative of yours." Which the listening lobsters, being mereiy lobsters, considered fairly good repartee for that locality. Chicago Trib- nne. the Hs TJsnal Resource. The Muntoburns, who bad been invited to the fashionable wedding, were late in arriving. "I am sorry," said the nsber at the door, "but every seat in the church taken." "That means, of course," irritably an swered Mr. Muntoburn, "that "I've got to bustle ont and buy five tickets from some scalper V Chicago Tribune. Willies; to Obllaje. Cook Lady (at Intelligence office) Before I engage with you I'd like to ask a few questions. How many serv ants do you keep? The Woman Two. Cook Lady Where do you live? The Woman (meekly) Oh, that doesn't matter. We are wlllln to move anywhere you want to go. Katfclaa; DcsTnlta. The detective was trying to get clew. "When your husband left yoo." he said, "did be drop any intimation as to here he mitrht be going?" "No. sir," answered the sharp chinned, thin lipped woman. "All he said waa that he wanted to get away, that he was nunc to get away, and he didnt care dura where he went." Chicago Tribune. About 75,000 fox skins are sold out of Maine every year. Very few of the sly animals are shot. Many are killed by the us-; of poisoned bait, while hundreds are killed in drives. SERVIA EATS CROW. Pettifs Eye Salve for 25c relieves tired or overworeed eyes stops eye aches, congested, inflamed or sore eyes. All druggists or Howard tiros., tsuttalo, JN. i. In Vacation Time. "Are you familiar with "The Man Without a Country?" asked the student of English literature. "No," replied the pretty summer girl, "but I am familiar with the country without a man." Life. For IMrTClinCn Pink Eye, Epizootic, Shipping Fever and Catarrhal Fever Sore care and positive preventive, no matter how horses at any age are infected or "exposed." Liquid, Riven on the tongue: acts on the Blood and Glands, expels the poisonous perms from the body. Cures Dis temper in Doira and Sheep and Cholera in Poultry. Largest setlinalive stock remedy. Cures La Grippe among human beings and is a fine Kid ney remedy. 60c and $1 a bottle: 5 and tlOadoxen. Cut this out. Keep It. Show to your drucirist, who willget It tor you. Free Booklet, "Dis temper, Causes and Cures." Special affenta wanted. SPOHN MEDICAL CO, b?! GOSHEN, 1ND, U.S. A. (RESCE1MT Egg-Phosphate WILL DO ALL THAT AM HKjH PRICED NADEK WILL C DO AMD DO '.I BETTER IMINCPOWDER A FULL POUND 25c Get it from your Grocer Accepts in Full Demands of Powers on Balkan Trouble. Belgrade, March 31. The formula agreed upon by the powers of Europe and Austria-Hungary for settling the dispute between the dual monarchy and Servia was accepted by the Servian government today. The formula was presented at the foreign office by the British, French, German, Russian and Italian ministers, and SVevia, through her minister in Vienna, will deliver to the Austrian government tomorrow a note to the following effect : First, Servia declares that her rights have not been violated by the annexation by Austria-Hungary of Bosnia and Herzegovina, and accepts the powers' decision to annul para graph 65 of the treaty of Berlin. "Second, Servia will not protest against the annexation of Bosnia and Herzegovina, 'Third, Servia will return her mili tary forces to normal conditions by dis charging the reservists and volunteers and will not permit the formation of irregular troops or bands." This note has been prepared at the suggestion of the powers and will be sent with the object of terminating all misunderstanding between Austria- Hungary and Servia, C0FFEEC TEA SPICES BAKING POWDER EXTRACTS "JUST RIGHT -fi.iirtiimivii.'i CLOSSET ft DEYERS PORTLAND. ORE.' J ILeiaV-Vl I t V & . Jr afkv dfm Canton Plows, Harrowa Planters, Listers, Cultivators' Stalk Cutters, Potato Diggers Beet Implements, Carta Garden Tools, &c. 67 Yean ol "Knowing How" Hammered Into Lvery One ot Ibem. , Over 1400 Different Styles and Sites, ta neet all conditiona in all kinda of soil. Noted " for Strength, Simplicity and Ease of Operation. VTa nrn the orisinatora of many of the beat knmm imninmnnti madn. anal the exctuaiva feat ures are protected by patents. W hen joa pay oat your money ret lot bat. Experiments are expensiT. listen rettins? P. Tc O. Imnlementa from Tour dealer. A Beautiful! Illustrated PamDhfet. and B P. & O. Catalog-. wul be mailed free on request. Remember F. & O. Canton Implements bare been in the lead loC over two-thirds of a century and are backed by an unqualified guarantee, Aak InrCatalaf Ne. 101 Parlin fi Orendorff Co., Canton, III. PARLIN a ORENDORFF NORTHWEST PLOW CO., Portland.Or., Spokane, Wash.' PACIFIC IMPLEMENT CO., General Agents, San Francisco. B. HAYMAN, Agent, Los Angeles. PUTNAM FADELESS DYES Color more foods brighter and faster colors than any other dye. One 10c package colors silk, wool and cotton equally wen asm: dealer, or we will send post paid at loc a package, write lor . vee booklet nd la aruaranteed to eive nerfect result. w to dye, bleachland mix colera. MONROE DRUG COMPANY, Qulncy, LUnoia. PRESIDENT TAET'S WHITE STEAMER A flsTorine need the same as lenwa ec Taaflls. Br diasnlrins irana 1st rd saaax in water snd sddinc Man lei ne. s deuooos snip is aude and syrsp Setter was swr- -J s. IX bos amv w - .. . . - ... r- i nape Book. .rnr isi ens---. " Indian Leader Captured.. Guthrie, Okla., March 31. Crazy Snake has been captured. He is being I held under heavy guard at Thompson's farm, west of Checotah. This was confirmed by telephone message from Checotah at 1 :30 this morning. He will be taken to jail in Muskogee at daybreak. Crazy Snake is badly wound ed in the thigh. Nine prisoners were taken to Muskogee tonight and placed in jail there, and seven to Checotah. Frank Cocker, a Seminole, has been ar rested charged with the killing of Mar shal Baum and Deputy Odom. Cruisers Get Tangled Up. Mare Island Navy Yard, March 31. The cruisers Raleigh and Cincinnati sustained some damage today in Mare Island channel. The vessels had been moored abreast of each other and while the navy yard tug was attempting to move them, the propeller of one of the cruisers caught in the shaft of the other, causing a leak. The leak has been closed temporarily and a diver will be sent down to ascertain the ex tent of the damage. Irish Very Land Hungry. London, March 31. Chief Secretary for Ireland Birrell re-introduced the Irish land bill in the house of commons today. The bill is in exactly the same form as when it was crowded out last session. The chiefksecretary said again that it would require an expenditure of $915,000,000, at least, to satisfy the land hunger of the Irish and of this to tal parliament had still to provide $775,000,000. Buried in Mexican Mine. El Paso. Tex., March 31. Thirty- eight Mexican miners are entombed in the coal mine at Minor. Mexico, oper ated by the Coehuila Mining company, as the result of an explosion last night caused by firedamp. It is probable that all are dead. President Taft and His Family in Their White Steamer When the announcement was made several months ago that Mr. Taft would use an automobile during his term as president, much rivalry developed among the leading manufacturers for the honor of selling him a car and the public watched with interest to see what Mr. Taft's choice would be. The When their labors were completed, I er except that his car has the United the officials reported unanimously to States coat of arms painted on either Mr. Taft in favor of the White, and, accordingly, a car of this make was im mediately ordered from the manufac turers, The White Company of Cleve land The new car was delivered to Mr. Taft in Washington a few days before knowing ones predicted that the White ; his inauguration and since that time it Steamer would be selected and they has been in almost constant use. There pointed out that President Roosevelt has not been a day when the president had used White Steamers for two years ' or some members of his family have at bis summer home at Oyster Bay and not been seen riding around the nation- had recommended this make to Mr, Taft as the most desirable. . This prediction proved correct, al though Mr. Taft did not rely solely on Mr. Roosevelt's recommendation but, with his usual thoroughness, determin ed to have an investigation made of all the principal makes. . Accordingly, be asked several officers of the War part ment to look into the matter al capital in the new car. It is hinted that Mr. Taft likes fast traveling and that when he rides out into the open country, he does not always insist that the speed of the car be kept within the legal limits. C. A. Hawkins, manager of the Pa cific coast branch of The White Com- de- i pany, 1470 Market street, San Fran- for cisco, said recently to a correspondent him and tbey tested many makes of of this paper: "We are receiving cars, visited a number of factories so many inquiries each day asking for full that they might see what materials details regarding the construction of were med and. finallv. thev investi?at-: Mr. Taft's car and in reply we are ed the records of the different tvoes of sending copies of our catalog. Mr. cars in public contorts and in private Taft's car is exactly like any other service. I Model M' 40 horsepower White Steam- door. In other words, when we make a car for the president of the United States there is no way in which we can make it any better than the car which you, or anybody else, can purchase from us. "Some of those writing to me about Mr. Taft's car say that although they are very desrious of having a car like Mr. Taft's, they are afraid that such a car is somewhat larger and more ex pensive than they desire. In reply to these letters I point out that our Model 'O' 20 horsepower car is exactly like our 40 horsepower model, except as re gards the size of the different parts. The principle of construction is exactly the same and the smaller car possesses all the desirable qualities of our larger model. In other words, I point out that they can secure an exact duplicate of Mr. Taft's car for $4,000, or a car of the same qualities but of smaller di mensions for only $2,000. Judging by the demand for White' cars, a good pro portion of those desiring to purchase automobiles are quite content to trust President Taft's judgment as to the) best and most desirable make,"