The news=record., February 06, 1908, Image 7

We Hear of More Cures
Of troubles originating in impure blood,
scrofula, loss of appetite, catarrh, rheuma
tism, by Hood's Sarsaparllla than by all other
so-called remedies combined. Somehow
those cured by Hood's seem to stay cured,
' uKjuwiuowiwouitre, johnny," said the teacher of the
Scrofula Sore '"My wife, had scrofu- Juvenile grammar class, "what is the
loua sore on her leg for years. Many differ- past tense on migrate ?" "My gra-
ru WHVsarVau". l" V 3'
Little Dorothy's aunt was very much
freckled and one day Dorothy asked:
"Auntie, didn't It hurt awfully to have
rllla bas cured me of scrofula, with which I your face tattooed all over that way?"
have been troubled It years, and caused by I ..
vaccination. My little daughter bad a I Why, Matilda, where did you get
scrotuia swelling on ber neck and Hood's that Drettv ring?"
O III- l I t, ,1 .7 . 1 r " "
oaraaimriiia aiau curcu oar. juks. nuu ! . mo'
It Quiets
the Cough
quickly healed. It is a good blood medicine."
J. N. Dait, Crosby, Texas.
Afflicted 10 Years-'Hood's Sarsape-
Hdohit. Hughey, Tennessee.
Hood's Sarsaparllla Is sold everywhere.
In the nsual liquid, or in tablet form called
Saraatabs. 100 Doses One Dollar. Pre
pared only by C. I. Hood Co., Lowell, Mass.
Failed to Relieve.
On the mighty deep.
The great ocean liner rolled and pitch
ed.
de
"Uncle Joe gave it
Is it a diamond?" "Course
it is. Uncle Joe paid a quarter for it"
Little Wilhelmlna My teacher says
our conscience Is what tells us when
we do wrong. Little Sylvester Well, I
don't care Just so It don't go and tell,
mamma. . , "
Sunday School Teacher Now, Tom
my, what do we learn from the parable
f the prodigal son? Tommy That It
is better to be a prodigal son than a
fatted calf.
Little Ethel Mamma said she hoped
you would call to-day. Mrs. Caller
That was nice of her. Where Is your
mamma? Little Ethel Oh, she's spend
ing the day In the country.
Fred Papa, where Is Atoms? Papa
I never heard of any place by that
Why do you ask? Fred-
utensils in which may lurk the germ ol Oh, I read In the paper about an ex
dreaded disease. ..,. r . .. .
Health is a question of cleanliness and """" lual 'cw two men 10 war
"Henry," faltered the young bride,
you atill love me?"
"More than ever, darling !" was Henry's
fervent answer.
Then there was an eloquent silence.
"Henry," she gasped, turning her pale,
ghastly face away, "I thought that would
make me feel better, but it doesn't!"
Borax. Nature's Disinfectant, Cunser aid Purifier
Evijrvn"eTi'fllij!M thn fiMtensritv tf mrm
method of purification of "inks, drains and name, Fred,
This is one reason why Aycr's
Cherry Pectoral is so valua
ble in consumption. It stops
the wear and tear of useless
coughing. But it does more
it controls the inflammation,
quiets the fever, soothes, and
heals. Sold for 60 years.
ayar's Clierry Pectoral tin baen a rxnilaT
life preserver to me. It brought me throuxri
a aavara attack of pneumonia, and 1 feel
that I owe my life to ta wonderful curative
roperuaa." William H. Tkuitt, Wawa,
A
Hade t J. O. Arer Co., Lowell.
Also taanuiaoturara ei
- 9 8ABSAPAUIXA.
UW O uaiiviqor.
Hasten recovery by keeping the
bowels regular with Ayer's Pills.
His
Under the New Rnllnar,
Lawyer The trouble is
that
Dreven : ion
Most people are familiar with the nse o(
disinfectants in t eir ordinary sense a I
of which are either unpl asantly associated
with dixagree:iblr odors nn which are de
pended o kill the eerm of contacion ( which
disinfectants must of necessity bu of a more
place,
"Can any one tell me what a farm
Is?" asked the teacher. "Yes'm, I can,"
replied a small boy who had spent his
vacation in the country. "A farm Is
they've got half
saw
hard to establish an alibi in the face of
that.
Prisoner Gosh ! I don't need any
alibi. All you've got to do is to prove by
me that I was drunk.
That Terrible Boy.
Mrs. Kerruthers (making a call) Tea,
Indeed, Mrs. Kajones, I put in nearly the
whole blessej day in the dentist's chair.
Mrs. Kajones I can sympathize with
you. I know how it hurts.
Mrs. Kerruthers My dentist hardly
ever hurts me, though. He's so careful
I Mrs. Neighbors I saw the dnnrnr's . ai entle that 1 d"11'1 mind 14 at 1
T1 ere is, however, within the reach of all nntnmiMia tHi T . .. " . declare I slept half the time while he was
ofll our render, a simple, safe and econ- u. "l, . 6 . . 1 Juur , at work.
Johnny Kajones That dentist wouldn't
never do for maw. When she goes to
AOTMALS WITH NO THIRST.
Others Besides the Camel Exist for
Lour Periods Without Water.
From childhood ;pleture book days
nearly everyone has cherished the Idea
that the camel was the beast above all
others that could exist for exteuded
periods without drinking. And so few
have any idea that there are other
beasts of the earth quite as capable as
the bumped quadruped of going for
days and weeks without water.
Sheep In the northwestern deserts go
from forty to sixty days In winter
without drink, grazing on the green,
succulent vegetation of that season,
v Peccaries in the desert of Sonora live
In little dry hills where there Is no
natural water for long periods. They
can not possibly find water, In fact,
for months at a time. The only mois
ture they can obtain comes from roots
and the fruits of cacti.
But the most extraordinary case is
that of the pocket mouse, one of the
common rodents of the desert, i This
little creature, by the way, has a genu
ine fur-lined pocket on the outside of
Its cheek. When it Is hungry it takes
food from this pocket with its paw
Just as a man would pull a sandwich
from his pocket. i
It Is said that one of these mice bas
- JM ftlAfiflRK fill
kJ3
25o.-.4I DRUaaiSTS-BOo.
FOR STIFFNESS, SORENESS, SPRAIN OR BRUISE,
NOTHING 18 BETTER THAT YOU CAN USE
LUMBAGO'S PAIN, RHEUMATIC TWINGE,
YOUR BACK FEELS LIKE A RUSTY HINGE
SCIATIC ACHE8 ALL PLEASURES 8POIL,
FOR HAPPINESS USE ST. JACOBS OIL. .
Oaly by Slarht.
Soulful Miss You are familiar, I pre
sume, with the Portuguese Hymn?
Col. Lumpkin (just returned from a
trip abroad) Er no; I saw him, of
course, when I was In Europe, but I never
met 'im. You mean King Carlos, don't
vou?
Only One "BROMO QUININE."
HOWAUD E. BTJRTON. Amp.Ter ar 1 Chemlat,
Leadvitle, Colurauu bpectmvti prU-ffl: Hold,
Stiver, l iul, l ; Uolil, Hllver,76c; Oofd, Sue; Zlno or
Copper, tl. Cyanlila ti-aia. Mailing envelopea ana
full price Hat aent on ainiltcatlon. Control and U m
ptre work snlleiloU. llalaroiioel Carbonate Ra
tional JUank.
ve got . half a don witnesses who been kept for three years with no other That is laxative BROMO quinine. Look
you whipping your wife. It will bi IOr lnree ears w lln no olner for the signature of K. W. GROVE. Used tlie
or less dangerous ch toc er), and nuiKt be a body of land entirely surrounded by
used for this purpose and no other, and in a fence."
consequence must do aepi irom cnilarcn
and ca eless huiull ng.
omical article that wili not only answer for nouse tnls morning. Who Is sick? Lit
evarv disinfectine purpose but can also tie Harry Papa. Mrs. Neighbors Is
beused fora multitude of domes ic clean- he very sick? Little Harry Not yet
img and purifyv g purposes Borax ,. . . "allJ ,"t 'cu
Borax Is a p iie, write Harmless powder lne doctor Just started to come this
AMntniy iltrnftt fi nn "TV t n va1 a lnKna(mna in mnrnlnff
fact Borax 1ms of en !ecn called "Nature's ! . . . . . . .
oKuen iiuu oeen reprovea Dy nis
mother for using Improper language
and was told to ask forgiveness when
he said his evening prayer. "O Lord,"
he said, "I'm awfully sorry I said
those naughty worda Please forgive
Cleansep-ami Disinfectnn1
Two tablespoonfutg of Borax in a pailful
ed-i
aril 1
ease-1 den tlrnin, cleanses and purines it,
of hot water poured down the greased-chok-
ed pipes of a sink or flushed through a dis-
itavine it cl an and sweet.
Bed clothing and clothes used in a sick
rnnm enn )im inndn hvtrifknirullv clean nd
snowy-white, if washed in a hot toluiion of me and hurry up. and make me a man
Borax water.
leep she snores like a thrashin' machine.
RHEUMATISM RECIPE
PREPARE THIS SIMPLE HOME-MADE
' MIXTURE YOURSELf.
food than the mixed bird seed of com'
merce. During this period It had not
a taste of either water or green food.
Other experiments In this direction
have shown, In fact, that these mice in
captivity refuse such treats, not seem
ing to know that water Is good to
drink. The bird seed put before the
mouse referred to contained, not more
than 10 per cent of moisture, which
is less than Is necessary for digestion.
Stuff so dry as this can not even be
swallowed until It is moistened by
saliva, yet this remarkable mouse gave
nothing but his time to the Interests
of science. He suffered nothing in
health or spirits during his captivity.
I OVER THE WIKE. ', ',
World over to Cure a Cold in One Day. li&o.
Jnat Family Jar.
He (angrily) So there was a man
after vou when vou married m. vn I
there?
She Tes; there was.
"Poor fool 1 I wish to heavens you
had married him.'"
"I did." Boston Transcript
Mo aer will find Urs. Winelovr'i Bootnine,
By run the b at remedy to use for their chlldrej
during- the tee thing period.
soup 18303 aq) u piaBJd
ipjsq sj 3Bu,i sano jood jCduioj)ij snc
-jjionu jora eqj pua pJOM aifj uj sjou
adni on a.rq ivii sjup tsnp jsjg XaBm
eqj DMMieq sjuBjnmsoa jo no;)jodojd
uun ix B soKB.)toI niox aajj
BY
MAIL
UUONt 158
Walts. Two SU-d. Three Hten.
etc. lianee eomplrtelf tauitbt
ana snsranteea id lour Ipssods
Mlr.,t SIJ.. I'orlhuiil. Owron f '
Piarv.r' 1
fiaM
that
Kitchen and eating utensils used dorin
3
illnetts will he kept from all possibilit
contagion if Boruz is used when washing
them. Pure as snow and harmle-s as rait,
and beca se it can be used for almost every
domestic and medical purpose, Borax must
be conidered the one great household necessity.
so I can swear all I want to, like
Uncle Bob does, and nobody will pay
any attention to it." ,
New afetfceC.
Do you wish to choose a wife?
ITllp a xlu.
Or select your lot in life?
Flip a coin.
Of two evils make no choice.
Cave your time, and strength, and voice,
There's a better way I Rejoice I
Flip a cola.
WAYS OP TRAPPING ANIMALS.
Elephants Easily Captured, but
Takes Boose to Get Monkeys.
It
Buy the Ingredients from Any Druggist
in Your Town and Shake Them
in a Bottle to Mix This. '
'A well known authority on Rheuma
tism gives the readers of a large New
York daily paper the following valua
ble, yet simple and harmkss preecnp- find how little the quality was changed
over the wire when, an unexpected
"Yes, Indeed, 4 o'clock will suit me
exactly as well, Mr. Harvey If you
children don't shut up, you'll be sorry
In a minute!" .
The two sentences, one In the gay,
sweet voice he knew so well, the other
sharp with anger, reached the young
man at the telephone with nearly equal
clearness. He had always thought 1 ose
Jessup's voice one of her greatest
charms, and had smiled to himself to
"Elephants are easily trapped," said tion, whloh any one can easily prepare
a 100 keeper, "very easily trapped and at home:
very easily tamed. The trapper chooses Fluid Extract Dandelion, one-half
a spot popular with elephants and digs ounce; compound Kargon, one ounce;
a hole five feet deep and twenty feet Compound Syiup Sarsaparilla, three
square. He surrounds this hole with a j ounces.
k.L i . a. i vr ; v .L.i,t- .11 1-1 . i..tii. j
uigu uuura leuce except lu oue piuce, J "' " """"i " ; r11ht a hn n-n Tftfk llnrvpv stood
where he bang, a swing gate. Next he take a teaspoonful after each meal and 1111 ISlS
finds a herd of' elephants, chooses the l bedtime.
animal li wnnta. mnridpnn it nnri 1 He states that the Ingredient can be
For half a century thousands and mnkes it chase him. The man tears obtalned ,rom an7 8d prescription
thousands of farmers and gardeners, along on his nag. The elephant thun- Prmacy at small cost, and, being a
have regarded VFerry's Seed Annual" der8 aIOng close after and just at the Jegetable extraction, are harmless to
as the .best guide not ionlj 'for the bay- gateway the man Bwerve8 t0 the right, I rrui. ni..uni, mUfnta
ma 01 seeuB. uui, lur wueir piauumg auu Knf th ii,a1l). t i,u . f ' .CB-
" r,.n - I " 1. l. 1 -l'" J "
care iauy roieccuuo w i.n iv ouu
Ferry's Free Seed Book.
business matter detaining him down
town, he had telephoned to ask If he
might bring his sleigh round at 4
o'clock Instead of 8. And then that
sudden bewildering revelution.
L. Busy aa he was. Jack Han
formany minutes staring blankly down
Into the street beneath his window.
His mother and sisters had never liked
Rose, but he bad taken the matter
lightly, saying that they must love her
when they knew her, and pretty soon
that was as far as he had gone yet
BVerve, ln1,l fn. a fAV ifava ii Balil tn nvANtnma Vntv ntnnfUnc nt ltn tt'lmlnor In A ho-
illustrations proves it to bo the actual rb T ' almost any case of Rheumatism. The wllderment of pain, he was glud that
beginning of a successful season. The n "f.8 , , nr , teuiy mad. and Bweling, if any, diminishes he had gone no farther. He fancied
new edition foi 1908 is now ready lor Uut tbe' B've ulm no rood nor llnk with each dose, until permanent results that voice in the home he had begun
free mailing to all who write to the they build around the pit Bros of damp are obtained, and without injuring the to dream of-he turned sharply from
publishers for a oopy. wood that almost suffocate him with atomaoh. While there are many so- tue window and rang for his office-
It is a high tribute to the house of smoke and they daze and stupefy him called Rheumatism remedies, patent
D. M. ferry & Co. that two genera- with shouts and hangings of brass pans, medicines, etc., some of which do give h ,ater Roge wng flylng
lions have planted Ferry's Seeds, each The elephant is completely broken and relief, few really give permanent re-' ... gneedway benInd Jack Uar-
mcceeding year adding to the confl- subdued In three or four days. He iults, and the above will, no doubt, be ,' D, ndid Dorses An ti,e town
Beware of Ointmenls for Catarrh
Contain Mereurv.
as moreury will surely destroy the scnueof smell
aiifl omplctely derange the whole avutem when
entering ittlirmigh tiiemucotiBBiirfacea. Hucli
article should never be uaed exi'ept on prea
crlptions from roputable physicians, as the
damage they will do is ten fold to the good vou
can possibly dnrive from them. llall'tCatarrli
Cure, manufactured by V. J. Cheney & Co.,
Toledo, (., contains no mercury, and Is taken
Internallv, acting directly upon the blond and
mucous surfaics of the system. In buying
Hail's Catarrh ure be sure you get the gen
uine. It Is taton internally and made in Tol
edo, Ohio, by V. 1. Cueney A Co. Testimonials
free. ,
Sold by Drtiggttts. Price, 75c, per bottle.
Take Ball's Family Fills for constipation.
Peat briquettes are now being made at
Norfolk, Mass., with a machine. The
peat is cut up by revolving knives like
a meat chopper and then pressed through
a die in a continuous bar, which la aliced
into briquettes by a knife operated auto
matically.
here at this time.
dence that "seed trouble" will never comes forth and follows the trapper greatly appreciated Dy many sufferers
arise when Ferry's eeeds are planted as humbly and timidly with tears in his
"Ferry's Seed Annual" says they eyes.
should be, . "Monkeys are trapped with what do
Another remarkable feature devel- y0u think? booze. You rush In among
oped by the house of Ferry is the meth- a 0f them and they take to the
od of distributing seeds to dealers treegi chattering and watchful. You
throughout the country so that the pul, out BOIlle bottg of Btrongi 8weet
planters everywhere can secure at their booze pretend t0 drink, then lay the1
I
rssEEDs
- Vor freh-
ncsd.ptirltv and reli
ability, Frrj'Sd
in a clfisu by them-
elves. Farmer
have confidence
Int'.iem bccaus
they know they
can be relied up
on. Don't expert
ment with cheap
BeedA your sure
ty lieatn buying
scedHsent out by
a conscientious
and trustworthy
house.
Ferry's Seed Annual
iwn ik p Ki.ra. Allures
f emt A ClDnRaji.llica.
MADE
FOR C
SERVICE
and guaranteed
absolutely
WATERPROOF
.1-1
OILED SUITS. SUCKERS
AND HATS
Every garment guaranteed
Clean Light Durable
Suits 35 Slickers 32?
joto urittr BCAUia irtttmiH
(ATAtM flUt n TmfMKIM
CASTOR I A
. Por Infants and Children,
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Signature of
P. N. U.
No. 3-08
WHEN writing to sdTr
menliun this papar,
dTrtlaera please
The lead in very cheap pencils is some
times only coke.
Flower of the family.
"Uncle 'Hast us, how old are you 7"
"Pas' scvoDty-ninf, boss. I'll soon be
octojcranlum." Chicago Tribune,
was out, and Kose grew gayer
and
She
Innnlrsttr.or1rr,rt1rr.f on tK iOVeller tO lOOK Bt everji, UlOllieni,
email towni elicits the information that knew that people were taking things
these drags are harmlees and can be granted, and the consciousness ot
bought separately, or the druggists will It went to her head. She was Bure that
mix the prescription ii asked to.
Rea-ardlae; Jack.
MT nlr alwava arull Ills lAttAai a ma
home store exactly what they want down and gQ awgy OQ yQur y Mylne remtIn yours foreTtr.
when they want It. wiU the atolute return an ,nter the floQp of gaId the w who ha(J morem than
Munnea that it : a Jreeh and fertile. . bodeg
1908 edition of "Ferry's Seed Annual." then to pick them up. Giraffes are the aad more beauty than money "and if
1 , most difficult animals to trap. They 7u were poor he would probably re-
The Pooe Cat. ' are cnu6ut with lassos, bolos or ratatas, all bachelor."
A voune wife called her husband on a klnd of net- Tbe only animal imiios- j What the Cloth Got in Boston.
the telenhone to tell him a tale of woe. Bll)le to trap Is the gorilla. He Is too If you go to San Francisco and meal
In tear-choked accents she said : "Thai
you, dearie? Well, you know that love
ly chicken pie I made you that horrid
old cat came In and ate It up before 1
could stop it?"
He answered : "Never , mind, dar
ling ; I'll get you another cat"
strong and fierce." New York Press, a friend he will ask you to stay a week
with him. In Omaha he will take yon
"Bonny." mflnence. ! overnight, in Chicago ha will
The. development of the children of .take you out to dinner, lr New Tori
New York's public kindergartens,
through association with animals, is be
ing watched with interest. The Kinder
' garten Magazine tells of a "bunny"
which for the last two years has be-,
come a common pet In one kindergar
ten, and is allowed the freedom of the"
room. .
The teacher says that this little crea-
he will hurry you off to lunch, In New
Haven he will hand you a good clgiir,
and in Boston he will give you, an ap
ple. Congregatlonallst
A Wonderful Record.
Many so-called "specifics" and
"cures" for rheumatism have already
been brought before the public; but
rri'an thanmaflam nonalii!n nn1
ture has brought a distinct sense of drwl dieeages have' become chronic and
the things wonderful things were
coming true soon.
The next morning Uose received t
note from Jack. She read It with be
wildered eyes. He was going away
quite suddenly upon a three months'
business trip, he wrote, and took this
way of saying good-by because Ills hur
ried preparations left him no time to
call. It was a pleasant note, but there
was In It no hint of any future hopes,
nnd Itose knew with a dull certainty
that her happy world of dreams had
vanished In a night,
"I didn't deserve It!" she cried, pas
sionately. And In a way she did not.
It whs one of the terrible Judgments of
life. Youth's Companion.
Convenient rrnnueinvut.
The Pe-ru-na Almanac
Homes.
The Feruna Lucky Day Almanao Las
become a fixture in over eight million
homes. It can be obtained from all
druggists free. Be sure to inquire
early. The 1908 Almanao is already
published, and the supply will eoon be
exhaueted. Do not put it off. Speak
for one today.
Letting the Cat Out.
Amelia Herbert, dear, your office is on
Orange street, isn't it?
Herbert Yes; why?
Amelia That's what I told papa. II
made such a funny mistake about you tlx
other day. He said he'd been looking you
up in Brad street.
i PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS.
In 8,000,000 rAZO OINTMKNT In KiiR.anliMMl to euro any
chho i( HHiltiK, Ul.ii'l. lleutllng or Protruding
i iiua in v lu ii uaji ur muiiey ruiuuuuu. uuv.
nneea.
"It takes yon a long time to pass a
given point," said the minute hand, en
puKsant.
"1 may be slow," answered the hour
hand ; "but it takes you all of sixty-six
minutes to catch up with me."
J'TA Bt. Vttny rtanrs ana all Nrrvnns Dlsraaas
lu permanently cured by I'r. KIIdh's urea
itvii iliiuorcr. Hei'rt for KUKK I'.! trial bottle anil
treatlac Ur. H. It. K u.i,.. 14.. SI1 Arab HL. l'nlla.,l'a,
The population of Oklahoma is about
1.500,000, anil the increase in Oklahoma
City, the metropolis, which now bas 32.
Ti2, has been 232.3 per cent in teves
yeurs.
JB
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THE SOURCE OFiUX DISEASE
Every part of the body is dependent oa the blood for nourishment and
strength. When this life stream is flowing through the system in a state of
purity and richness we are assured of perfect and uninterrupted health;
because pure blood la nature's safe-guard Against disease. When, however,
the body is fed ton weak, impure or polluted blood, the system is deprived ol
its strength, disease germs collect, and the trouble i3 manifested in various
ways. Pustular eruptions, pimples, rashes and the different skin affection
show that the blood Is in a feverish and diseased condition as a result of too
much, acid or the presence of some irritating humor. Sores and Ulcers are
the result of morbid, unhealthy matter ia the blood, and Rheumatism, Ca
tarrl Scrofula, Contagious Blood Poison, etc., are all deep-seated blood
disorders that will continue to grow worse as long as the poison remains.
These impurities and poisons find their way into the blood ia various ways.
Often a sluggish, inactive condition of the system, and torpid state of tha
avenues of bodily waste, leaves the refuse and waste matters to sour and
form uric and other acids, which are taken up by the blood and distributed
throughout the circulation. Coming in contact with contagious diseases is
I. al . a . .
nnoiner cause jor we poisoning oi me wood we also breathe the germs and
microbes of Malaria into our lungs, and when these get into the blood ia
Sufficient quantity it becomes a carrier of disease instead of hearth. Som.
married, when her birthday came 'are so unfortunate as to inherit bad blood, perhaps the dregs of some old
"What are you buyliur now?"
"I am looking for some present to
give my wife on her birthday. I tell
you, making presents costs a heap of
money." '
"Why don't you do as I do? I have
never failed to make my wlfe present
on her birthday every year for twenty
five years, and I am not out a penny
thus far."
"How do you manage It?"
"It Is very simple. After we were sufficient quantity it becomes a carrier of disease instead of hearth.
to the system ana genue, yei prompt, , Deen maricea. previously wuneiooa ail known "spe-
In action. ' I One child reported, "Everybody play- eifioi," at well aa the prescriptions of
In supplying that demand with its d with Bunny; even papa stayed at physicians,
home.
The
General Demand
of the Well-informed of the World has
alwavs heen for a Simula, nleasarit
and efficient liquid laxative remedy of happiness and tenderaep Into the room. thrMltm ,ellnns results, yon may rest
known value; a laxatlv. which physi-, f . iaTE M'nred thatthey U help bat w'
elans could sanction for family use, ln thU " cfeature ,8 ,neased by iltte lf ,ny. Although not recom
cians could sanction for family us aowej u uke home fof mended iDMm ,ta
.because its component- parts - are ovemight In this way many parents qualities of Bt. Jacobs Oil eepecially
known to them to be wholesome- and naTe bee led to have a pet of their adant It to those cases which mav be
truly beneficial ia effect, acceptable own. and the Influence of the rabbit has termed "chronic." and which have ' round. I wve her a 5 note. When my constitutional disease of ancestors h handed down to them and thev nra
birthday came round, she gave me tne consiamiy annoyea ana irouwea wnn it. una blooa is the source ol all dia
I a a:fat.t !Aa a..n 1 a . . .
case, unu unui mis viui uuia is cieansca anu punneu tne body is sure to
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3 J 3 Tl e . . ... a
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healthy so that disease cannot remain. It
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and Ulcers, Skin Diseases, Contagious
Blood Poison, etc.. and docs not leave tha
lightest trace of the trouble for future outbreaks. The whole volume of
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excellent combination of Syrup of
Figs and Elixir of Senna, the Cali
fornia Fig Syrup Co. proceeds along
ethical lines and pellet on the merits
of the laxative for Its remarkable
success.
That Is one ot many reasons why
Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna is
Tks Apparent Re
DcTottsa to the Ideal.
The hero of the play had Just died te
"Wrndley doesn't play the cornet "I,' , - ,i wm"""n "
'. . 1 audience insisted en his cominr before th
enrtaln and kept op the applause for the
any more, does he?"
"No, he thought, he'd better give It space of five minutes,
up." i At last a supe came out and stepped
"Bad for his lungs, eh?" ' forward.
"It wasn't that One of the nelrh. "Lediee and gentlemen," he announced
riven the nreference by the Wall- bors shot two keys off the Instrument " h:kejVit' "ht W ,h'u "
pven me preiereuco 117 ui "'- .. . .,i., i.ri-.i A the curtain raised and you can look ara n
Informed. - To get ita beneficial effects " VWt It -Cleveland hll ,f yon wnt but
always buy the genuine manufao- riaia Im 4 j jf he's going te vi'late the pro-
tured by the California Fig Syrup Co It la easy to convince the average frieUea aad derrade bis art by coming te
onlyand for sal. by all leading woman that ber husband I. always
ruggista. Price fifty cents per bottle, rlght-exeept when be Is arguing with J"" .J, tre."
ber.
note back, and we have kept that up
ever since, and neither of us Is out a
penny." London Tlt-Blts.
If One Only Could.
John W. Gates was discussing wom
en's Ideas about business the other
night. He said a woman whom he
knew once mailed ber brother this
note:
"Please buy for my account 1.000
shares of P. D. A Q. at .75. Sell at
100, and be sure to send me the profits
by noon to-morrow, as I am going out
of town."
Some men Imagine they are natural
leaders because they always want to
boss the Job.
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