The news=record., January 02, 1908, Image 3

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AS ARMFUL OF GRANDMOTHEB.
Old Lady Finds Plenty of Help
Getting Off and On Cars. -
"Now, nja'aiii, come If you're coming.
Car's late. Here, I'll h'lst ye," said
the conductor to a hesitating little old
woman, whom he promptly proceeded
to "h'lst" But she gave a little cry of
pain, and be let go his hold,
i "1 guess have to give it up,"
Blood Humors
Commonly cause pimples, boils, hives, eczemt
or salt rheum, or soma other form of erup
tion; but sometimes they exist in the system,
indicated by feelings of weakness, languor,
loss of appetite, or general debility, without
causing; any breaking out.
Hood's Sarsaparilla expels them, renovates,
strengthens and tones the whole system.
This is the testimony of thousands annually
Bhe murmured. "My rheuinatlz is ex-
HOOd'S SarSaOarilla tfy bnd. and that step does seem extry
Mi,
In usual liquid form or in chocolated tablets
known as SarsatabS. 100 doses L
It is stated that at least 20,000 square
miles in Liberia are covered with dense
rubber-tree forests.
BORAX IS NATURE'S '
MINE OF PURITY POR
DAIRY UTENSILS
IAYJLIJ A JLUIt iO
.Extra Lonq
Eorax is f rst, a cleanser that removes ;
dirt and grease with surprising ease ;
second, it is a sweetener that makes fra-!
grant any surface that has grown musty
or stale from neglect ; third, it is an an
tiseptic or destroyer ol germs. It prevents
the development of bacteria or mouldy
growtliB. Witli all this it is periectly free
from harm in its resulting effects.
w i ...
The farm churn is kept free from that . Involving several changes of cars:
stale odor if it is washed with borax in
the following proportions one table
spoonful of borax to a quart f f water.
The dairy room has nothing about it
but ttie pleasant aroma i f fr sli milk and
cream and sweet butterif it is keptclean
with borax. There will be no soapy smell
and no lurking hint' of soircstbing gone
wrong. -
- The cream crocks take on an extra
freehness when washed with borax and
wati-r in the following proportions one
tablesponnful-of I orax to a quart of
water. This preserves the fresh flavor of
the cream.
The farm cream separator can be kept
tight"
As be turned away to attend to a
breathless and belated family, laden
with babies and bundles,' a strapping
young fellow in a gay initialed sweater
swung down to her side.
"Let me pick you right up, and I
jan put you aboard easy," he declared ;
and a moment later she was safely es
tablished in her seat,, smiling and
straightening herNionnet.
"That was real good of ye, and now
I'm all right My son's to meet me
tother end o' the line," she announced
gratefully. "Well, boys are mighty nice
sometimes, and I guess your ma thinks
so."
But she was not all right yet; for
there bad been a washout on the main
line, and It was presently learned that
a roundabout route was to be followed,
My
Feed your hair; nourish It;
eive It something to live on.
Then it will stop falling, and
will grow long and heavy.
Ayer's Hair Vigor is the only
hair-food you can buy. For
60 years it has been doing
just what we claim it will do.
It will not disappoint you.
" My hslr oed to be wy short, Bot after
wing Ayer'i Hlr Viitor hort time It began
to grow, ana now n is lourcecn iubwi .
This iKmi a iplenrtld mull to roe f ter being
almoit without any nur." UBS. . a.
Colorado Springs, uoio.
A Made by J. O. Ijn Oo., Lowell, SUM
fl Alio nuumfeoturert of
A- ' SARSAPARILLA.
A. -esVCw O CHERRY PECTORAL.
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chum'll see to you," the boy reassured
her as he got off; and at the first
change the chum dkfl so.
Before the next change he, toot and
all her fellow passengefe but a few
girls had left; and the "conductor was
small, sickly and cross. She hesitated
painfully on the high step, thrusting
out a tentative foot, but unable either
to Jump or scramble so far. Suddenly
one of the dispersing girls, a fine, tan
ned young creature with a golf stick,
turned back and held out her arms.
"But you couldn't I can't you'll
drop me!" gasped the little old lady, In
A Criticism.
"Mrs. Chatterton is a perfect talking
machine."
"As a piece of machinery, though,
she lacks one detalr."
"What Is that?"
"The exhaust." Baltimore American.
Only One "BROMO QUININE."
That In LAXATIVE BROMO OUININE. Look
lor the signature o( K. W. GROVE. Used the
World over to Cure a Cold in One Day. 250.
thoroughly sweet and clean by a wash I transit; then admiringly and amazedly,
oi uorax ana water in tne flowing pro- "Well, who'd ha thought It! Me car
portions one tablespoonful of borax to rlpd b Bni i
a auart of water.
Be sure that you get pure borax. To be
sure, you must eet "20 M ule Team Borax"
If you are unable to get "20 Mule Team"
brand send us your dealer's name and
we will arrange to supply you.
The thumb has more strength than all
tbe other Sneers together.
acts eottv vet prompt-
k I
IV
the svstem
uy yetpi
'on me ooweis, cleanses
ruallv,
assisis one in overcoming
naOiluai consupaiion,
permanently. To get its
oenejicial ejects, buy
the genuine.
or) by the
CALIFORNIA
pto-Sxmjp Co.
SOLD BY LEADING DRUCCISTS-504 perBuTTll
"You won't be next time, and yov.
wouldn't this If we'd known," struck
In a workman In the new car, leaning
forward. "Don't you worry, ma'am. 1
We'll see to her, miss; and If we get
off first, why, we'll pass the word
along. Any fellow's willing to tote an
armful o' grandmother; that's of
course!" 1
The girl smiled ; the old lady waved ,
the car went on. When, at the end of
the long trip, the Interested passengers
beheld a six-foot son, with a prancing
small boy at his coat-tails, lift a tired
old woman once more and set her
carefully on the ground, they also
heard blm growl something about a
stingy company, and old-pattern cars,
and steps a mile high ; but they caught
the answer, too. s
"Oh, well, Joe, It didn't matter!"
piped the sweet,' old, high voice. "The
steps beln extry 'tryln Just made folks
try kind." Touth's Companion.
If all the tenement dwellers in the low
er east side of New York City should
be, in the streets surrounding their homes
ct one time they would be so crowded as
hardly to be able to move.
A railroad. In Nigeria, Africa, will be
constructed by the British colonial gov
ernment to develop the resources of the
country, and in particular to stimulate
the cotton growing industry. The road
will be about 400 miles long.
Beware of Ointments for Catarrh that
Contajn Mercury,
as mercury will surely destroy the sense of smell
aud ompletely derange the whole system when
entering itthrough the mucous surfaces. Such
articles should never boused except on pres
criptions from reputable phvsicians, as the
damage they Will dots ten tola to the good you
can possibly derive from them. Hall'sCatarrh
Cure, manufactured by F.. J. Cheney 4 Co.,
Toledo, O., contains no mercury, and is taken
Internally, acting directly upon the blood and
mucous surfaces of the system. In buying
H all's Catarrh Cure be sure vou rot the eon-
ana maae in im-
e Co. Testimonials
nine. It is taken internaD
edo, Ohio, by F. J. Cheney
iree.
Sold by Druggists. Price, 75e, per bottle,
lake Hall's Family Pills for constipation.
Wit of the Youngsters :
Evidently a Mistake.
"That watch," said the jeweler, hand
ing it back, "is one of the kind chat's
made to sell."
"Durn it!" exploded Uncle Josh, who
had bought the timepiece at a State street
auction establishment, "I've showed, that
there watch to 'leven different jewelers.
Tbey all tell me it was made to sell an'
ylt I can't git a blamed cent fur it no-wheres!"
Physicians Recommend Castoria
OASTOEIA has met with pronounced favor on the part of physicians, pharma-
ceutical societies and medical authorities. It is used by physicians with
results most gratifying. The extended use of Castoria is 'unquestionably tho
result of three facts: First The indisputable evidence that it is harmless:
Second That it not only allays stomach pains and quiets tho nerves, but assimi
lates the foods Third It is an agreeable and perfect substitute for Castor Oil.
It is absolutely safe.' It does not contain any Opium, Morphine, or other narcotic
and does not stupefy. It is unlike Soothing Syrups, Bateman's' Drops, Godfrey's
Cordial, etc. This is a good deal for a Medical Journal to say. Our duty, how
ever, is to expose danger and record the means of advancing health. The day
for poisoning innocent children through greed or ignorance ought to end. To
our knowledge,' Castoria is a remedy which produces composure and health, by
regulating the system not by stupefying it and our readers are entitled to
the information. EalPs Journal of Uealtlu
Letters from Prominent Physicians
addressed to Chas. II. Fletcher.
Dr. B. Halstead Scott, of Chicago, Ills., Bays: "I have prescribed your .
Castoria often for Infants during my practice, and find It very satisfactory."
' Dr. William Belmont, of Cleveland, Ohio, says: "Your Castoria stands
first in Its class. In my thirty years of practice I can say I never have
found anything that so filled the place."
Dr. J. H. Taft, of Brooklyn, N. Y., says: "I have used your Castoria and
found It an excellent remedy In my household and private practice for
many years. The formula Is excellent,"
Dr. It. J. Hamlen, of Detroit, Mich., says: "I prescribe your Castoria
extensively, as I have never found anything to equal It for children's
troubles. I am aware that there are imitations In the field, but I always
see that my patients get Fletcher's."
Dr. Wm. J. McCrann, of Omaha, Neb., says: "As the father of thirteen
children I certainly know something about your great medicine, and aside
from my own family experience I have In my years of practice found Cas
toria a popular and efficient remedy in almost every home."
Dr. J. R. Clausen, cf Philadelphia, Pa., Bays: "The name that your Caa
tcria has made for Itself in the tens of thousands of homes blessed by the
presence of children, scarcely needs to be supplemented by the endorse
ment of the medical profession, but I, for one, most heartily endorse It and
believe It an excellent remedy." '
Dr. It. M. Ward, of Kansas City, Mo., says: "Physicians generally do not
prescribe proprietary preparations, but In the case of Castoria my experi
ence, like that of many other physicians, has taught me to make an ex
ception. I prescribe your Castoria in my practice because I have found it
to be a thoroughly reliable remedy for children's complaints. Any physi
cian who has raised a family, as I have, will join me in heartiest recom
mendation of Castoria."
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Walts, Two Ntep, Three Step,
etc Dance eorapletelr taught
an4 gmaranteea' In fonr lessons
Prof Wal Wlllaon. 11 Srlllap
Htr.a Bi.r-. r oniapq. ores-oti
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Small Elsie Aren't you awfully
tired after the ball last night? Miss
DePlalne Why do you ask, dear?
Small Elsie Sister said you held the
wall up nearly all evening.
Little Elmer Papn, please buy me
a hobby-horse. Papa Why, Elmer, you
are too old to be wanting a hobby
horse. Little Elmer Then, papa,
olease buy me a real horse.
"Well, Willie," said the minister, pa
tronizingly, "did you make the right
kind' of preparations for Christmas?"
"Yes, tlr," answered the small philoso
pher. "I prepared to expect a lot of
nice things J didn't get."
"Now, children," said the Sunday
school teacher, addressing the Juvenile
class, "who can tell me what tree bears
the most delicious fruit?" "The Christ
mas tree," promptly answered . the
small boy at the foot of the class.
"Now, Harold," said the Sunday
school teacher, "can you tell me why
Adam and Eve clothed themselves after j
the fall?" "Yes, ma'am," answered
! Harold. " 'Cause It was winter after
the fall."
Mother (surprised) WBy, Johnny,
how did you happen to get the merit
card for good behavior at school this
Veek? Small Johnny It was like this,
mamma. Harry Jones won It and I
told him if he didn't give it to me I'd
punch him.
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OH, MY BACK
IT IS WONDERFUL HOW QUICKLY THE
PAIN AND STIFFNESS CO WHEN YOU USB .
$ JACOBS OIL
THIS WELL-TRIED. OLD-TIME
REMEDY FILLS THE BILL '
25c ALL DRUGGlSTS.SQo
CONQUERS
PAIN
Within the last four years France has
recorded 2G,000 suicides, while in Italy
the number baa been only 8,000.
ar. the best known and
th mmt rellableaeeds it row n.
Every package has behind It the reputation
or a bouse whose business standards are the
highest in the trade.
Pen-r'a See Aaaaal win be mailed TREK
to all applicant. It contains colored plate, many
engTe.Tliiiu.and fullacrlpUon, price ami direcuona
for plautmr over laoo Tarlettes or Veaetabl ana
flower Seed. Invaluable to all. Sand for 1U f
D. M. FIRRY CO., Detroit, Mich.
THE MEN TOO KNOW
THE SUPERIOR
miAllTIFS OF
SUCKERS. SUITS
AND HATS
ore th men who hove
put them to the hard
est tests in the rough
est weather.
Get the original
Tower Fish Brand
made since 1830
ctto net mi jntAUtmt
a tow co hum a
T.i mom v .
ft I m s
1 j r
PLENTY GOOD WATER
TELLS READERS HOW TO CURE RHEU
MATISM AND THE KIDNEYS.
How About Ilea' Era;.
Some remarkable prices are being
obtained for rare egge, collectors of
which are largely on the Increase In
London. A condor's egg Is worth more
Gives Readers Advice; Abe a Simple
Prescription to Make Home
Made Mixture Said ta Give
Prompt Relief.
' Now is the time whn the doctor gets
busy, and tbe patent medicine manu
facturers reap tbe harvest, unless great
I care is taken to dress warmly and keep
tbe feet dry. This is the advice of an
i old aminent anthorltv. hn antra that
than 11,000, and It Is said there are , Rheomatism and Kidney trouble
only eight perfect specimens In the I W6ather is here, and also tells what to
world. But by far the costliest la the : do in case of an attack,
egg of the great auk, one 'of which ! Get from any good prescription phar
sold some time ago In London for $110 macy one-balf ounce Fluid Extract
to the Washington museum, is now Dandelion, one ounce Compound Kar
valued at $10,000. The egg of the ap-' gon, threebunces Compound Syrup Bitr
tornls, a now extinct wlugless bird, isparilla. Mix by shaking in a bottle
which' la sometimes very finely colored, ' -nd take a teaspoonful after meals and
is bringing $1,250. Kansas City Jour
naL
Jouh's Ferns HsplaiBC-d.
"Ton said. In to' sermon. Brother
Xrtckey "dat Jonah wux eat up by da 1 hack aebea or yon feel that the kidneys
at bedtime, alio drink plenty of water
xou can't drink too much of it.
Jut try this simple home-made mix
ture, and don't forget tbe water, at tbs
first sign of Bheamatism. oi if your
whaler
"I aho' did."
"Well, den, how come be live ter tell
itr
That aeemed to stagger the old man,
but he gathered himself together and re
plied: "Dat's easy. Too see, Jonab wot de
fust fisherman, an, he bad ter make a
racord." Atlanta Conatlratlo
are not acting jnat tight. This is said
to be a splendid kidney regulator, and
almost certain remedy for all forma of
rheumatism, which is caused by uric
acid in the blood, which the kidneys
fail to filter out. Any one can easily
prepare this at borne and at small cost.
Almost any druggist in tbe smaller
towns can supply the ingredients named
as they are commonly used in the pre
scription department.
Jane Could Cook.
"I never under.stood why Mllly fail
ed to lund a husband. She wiih ver
graceful at the billiard tuhle and the
queen of the bridge whist table."
"Oh, but Blie couldn't equal her plain
sister June." '
"Jane? Why, whnt were Jane's ac-
corapllslinientH'"
''Why, she was queen of the kitchen
table." ,
The Villain!
"You wlnh to employ one of our de
tectlves to watch your husbund?"
"I do."
"May I ask what has aroused your
Hisplcion of hlinV".
"He sent me u bunch of vlolcta nut:
box of candy from town yestcrduy.'
Kansas Cltv Times.
A Conservative) Speech.
There were some doubts In the com
munity as to Homer Floyd's fitness for
a position on the school board, owing
to certain lapses In his early oniicn
tion; but his first speech In his official
capacity silenced the tongu-s of all
critics.
He listened to several recitation"
with a rrave and Interested ulr, and
at tbe end of the last one he rose t
address the school, "by request."
"Some things are In my province m
member of tbe school board, find soim
are not," he said, with a gonial smile
"It's within my province to say that
f never heard scholars answer up more
promptly than you children of District
Number Three.
"As to whpther your answers wre
or were not correct. It Is not my place
to say. Your teacher knows, and In
her bands I leave the mutter."
i
Statistics show that 140,000 children
in Belgium more than l.'l per cent of the
population are without any education.
p-Tn Br. Vitus' nunre nun all nervous Diseases
III o permanently cured hy IT. Kline's tirrnt
Serve Restorer. Hoed for KHKte '& trial bottle and
treatise. JJr. it. 1L Kll.lc, 1x1.. ttll Arch HI., tulle.,!'.
Non Rat.
Illlker There's one tiling I forgot to
ask you about Milker. What's his relig
ion?
Spllker It isn't.
A dainty book in colors, culled the
"Jingle Book," will be sent free to any
Mother sending inline and ml irem of lu r
baby, ami (he tops from two one-pound
cartoons of "20-Mule-Teain" Borax ami
5c in ntainps; A IdrcBa l'acilic Coitht
Borax Co., Oakland', Cul.
. -f-
Conaolatlon.
Mrs. Upsome It's loo bad that Prince
Wilhclm isn't coming to Chicago.
Mrs. HighimiH Why do you mention
it? He's only the second son of a crowa
prince, anyway, Chicago Tribune.
Mlaunderat andlng.
' Mrs. Gushlcigh He's your next hus
band, la he? Allow me to offer my
Mrs. Miichlcigh O, you, misunderstood
me. I said "ex-htiKbnud."
Mrs. GtiHhlcigh Indeed? Well, I con
gratulate you on that.
PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS.
PAZO OINTMKST Is KiiaianiHi'd to eure s,ny
eiiHU of Itching, llliiid. .Itjedlng or Protruding
1'IWin In li to 14 u) ur munuy n-Iunucd. boc.
I mprrialunn.
, Rhnrpxon I haven't much acquaint
ance with Spunjall, but I'm not favorably
Impressed with him. How does he strike
you?
1'lilats For n V ycnernllv.
Mo ners will find Mrs. Wlnalow's Rnnthloi
Ryruptlixli t remedy in into for tliolr ohlldrea
during the Icotlilug period. ,
Kxpcullon.
Dissatisfied Artist I don't like tihs
nay you have hung my puinling.
Member of Commit tee Neither do I,
but I was ontvoleil. My judgment was
that it ought to be hnnz"d.
SKIN DISEASES'
HUMORS IN THE BLOOD
When the blood is pure, fresh and healthy, the skin will be soft, Bmooth 1
and free from bkmislic3, but when Bomc acid humor takes root lit the circu
lation its prescne is manifested by a skin eruption or disease. These
humors get into the blood, generally because of nn inactive or sluggish
condition of the members of the body whose duty it is to collect nnd carry
off the waste and refuse matterof thesyntem. This unhealthy matter is left
to pour nnd ferment and soou the circulation becomes charged with, the ncid
poison. The blood begins to throw off the humors and ncids through the
pores and glands of the skin, producing Eczema, Acne, Tetter, Psoriasis,
Salt Rheum and skin eruptions of various kinds. Eczema appears, usually
with a slight redness of the shin followed by pui tules from which there
flows a sticky fluid that dric3 and forms a crust, and the itching is intense.
It is generally on the back, breast, face, arms and les; though other parts
of the body may be nfleclod. ' In Tetter the skin dries, cracks nnd bleeds;
the acid in the blood dries up the natural oils of the skin, which are intended
to keep it soft and pliant, causing a dry, feverinh condition and riving it a
hard, leathery appearance. Acne makes its appearance on t'.ie lace in the
I.uffeAwlthr0znafM.f,rtv l?. f. P!mI,lc? d black heads, While
years and could tlnd noUitng; t-i 1 soriasia comes m scaly patches on tlllter
oura ine until I tried B. B. B. I rut tiartl of t'.ia hoilv One r,f lb., wnrsr
T..i.4 ........... . 1 ,1
the slcla ud when scratched o'J nuiuewmes cuiiMir;
of boef . I su tie rod itironv 1.1 tl.l
Ions rears I was afflicted, but
when I used 8. 8.B. I found a per
fect cure. There ban nevur Wen,
any return of the trouble.
C.U.1.YAN3,
Stockman, ITeb.
P. N. U.
No. 1-09
BEN writing to sdTertlsers please
snenlloa tun paper. . -
Ins-nd burning; pustulcn would forms of sin trouMe h h:ut Jiheum ;
lorm irora wiucn mere nowea a us lavorite Doint of attack 1:4 tlie scaln.
balune::s. Poison Oak
the skin v left raw as ploco nnd Ivv are nl:;o disa:'recable tvnes of skin.
disease. The humor producing the trouble
lies dormant in the blood through the
Winter to break out nnd torment the
suffcrerwith the return of Spring. The best
treatment for all skin diseases is f. S. S.
It neutralizes the ncids nnd removes tha
humors so that the skin instead of being
irritated aud diseased, is nourished by a
supply of fresh, licalthy blood. External
applications cf salves, washes, lotions, etc.,
while they soothe the itching caused by
6kin affections, can nevtr cure the trouble
, because they do not reach the blood. S. S. S. goes down i:ito the circulation
ana lorces out every particle ot foreign matter and restores tac blooil to us
normal, pure condition, thereby permanently curing every form of skin
affection. Book; cm Skin Diseases and any medical advice tbsircd sent freo
to iul who write. S. S, S. is -for sale ot r.11 first class drug stores.
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