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About Wallowa County chieftain. (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 25, 1909)
OREGON STATE ITEMS OF INTEREST FEWER SHEEP ON RESERVE. Cat of Nearly 2,000 Made in Whitman National Forest. Pendleton Ai a result of the confer ence between Forest Superintendent Ireland of the Whitman reserve and the advisory board of the wool growers, nearly 2,000 less sheep will be allowed on the forest ranges next year than this. The cut is a graduated one and does not aftect the small sheepman, but the large owner suiters consider ably. The eut is as follows: The man who owns 1,200 or less will not be subjected to a eut; owners of between 1,200 and 2,000 will be eut 10 per cent, providing the eut does not bring his allotment below 1,200: own era of between 2,000 and 3,000 will be cut 15 per cent, providing it does not reduce the number - below 2,000, and owners of more than 3,000 will be eut 20 per cent, providing it does not bring ms number below 3,000. The total number of sheep allowed on the reserve is reduced Irom 183,000 to 160,000. IRRIGATION IN KLAMATH. Nearly 40,000 Acres Now Under Suc cessful Cultivation. Klamath Falls During the past 12 months between 30,000 and 40,000 acres Of land have been placed under irriga tion ditches in this section, while the population of the irrigated districts has more than doubled. Unirrigated lands have advanced from $5 to $20 an acre, and it is certain that values will go much higher with the approach of the Oregon Trunk line, which, in its ar ticles of incorporation, makes Klamath Falls its terminal. About 100 homes have been built in Klamath Falls, while the country round about has made a wonderful develop ment. The arrival of the railroad last spring brought no boom, but there has been a steady movement in farm lands. Raw Land Brings $16,000. Hood River A big land salo took place at Hood Kiver a few days ago when Charles and J. E. Hall, local cap italists, bought 160 acres of undevel oped fruit land from W. H. Marshall, or lee, for siu.ooo. The property for merly belonged to the Velguth family, oi i-onianu. it is said to be the inten tion of the purchasers to clear and set the land to fruit immediately. Extension of the Mount Hood railroad, which has just been completed, is causing con aid erable activity in upper valley real estate. Factory for Creswell. . Eugene The recently incorporated city of Creswell, Lane county, is soon -to have an ax handle factory, L. E. Bush, recently from McMinnviile, hav ing erected a frame building 20x24 feet there, and will install the machin ery as soon as it arrives from Port land. lie will employ several men, and will use oak timber in making ax han dles as well as handles for hoes, rakes, snoveis, torus, peevies and other im plements. Hope for Artesian Water. Paisley The settlers in Christmas Lake valley have raised $3,700 with which to pay expenses of boring for artesian water. It is the plan to put aown a wen z,uou feet, if necessary. The boring plant was received at Bend last week, and is expected to arrive on the ground within a day or two. The site chosen for the well is near the Phelps place, in the west end of the valloy, about 30 miles north of Paisley. Record Price for Land. Central Point Bert - Anderson has sold 180 acres of his farm two miles from this place for $27,500. E. D. Hoke, recently from Florida, is the new owner. Mr. Hoke was formerly exten sively engaged in the growing of pine apples and grape fruit on the west coast of Florida, but has sold out his holdings there and will become a fix ture in Southern Oregon. 1200 Sacks of Onions on 3 Acres. Milton J. J. Williams, who resides on the interurban line three miles north of Milton, this week completed harvest ing his large onion crop. The yield this year was a record-breaker, more than 1200 sacks, averaging 2 bushels to the sack, being taken from three acres. Two years ago $547 an acre, net, was taken from the same field. Packing Many Prunes. Salem Six million pounds of prunes are passing in a steady stream through the Tillson packing house. The pack ing, facing and shipping will continue well into the new year. Already 38 cars have been shipped out, several of which have gone to make up European shipments. Onions Yield WelL . Freewater J. J. Williams has just finished marketing 1,203 sacks of onions taken from three acres of land three miles north of Freewater. The onions were sold at $1 per sack. A few years ago the land was considered worthless. It is now worth $900 per acre. Wallowa Sawmill Ready. Wallowa The Nibley-Mimnaugh Lumber company's band mill, having a capacity of 50,000 feet per day, is com pleted. This mill, with nine smaller mills, will produce 30,000,000 feet of l. lumber annually, all of which will be marketed from this city. Top Price for Farm, Creswell J. W. Stone has sold to G. L. Ouyer of South Dakota 240 acres of his farm for $10,000. Mr. Ouyer has gone back home to bring bis family and they will take possession. Mr. Stone will move to the residence he owns in Creswell. Traveler Will Have Orchard. Medford C. W. Cottom has bought 23 acres from Anderson & Green for $900. Mr. Cottom is a traveling man. He will establish a large orchard on the land. APPLES SELL HIGH. Fancy Hood River 8pitienbergs Bring $3.50 Per Box. Hood Eiver The apple picking has come to an end in Hood Eiver valley for the year 1909, and several erews are busy at present packing the fruit for market. A number of the larger growers have concluded their packing and their fruit has been hauled to tho cold storage plant in the city, await ing shipment to New York. The union is sending out several cars each day, consigned to Steinhardt & Kelly, who purchased the entire crop of fancy stock. The fancy Spitzenbergs were sold to the New York firm for $3.35 per box, and einee this deal was made the Davidson Fruit company of this city has paid as high as $3.50 per box for fancy Spitzenbergs. The fruit in Hood Eiver valley this season has been of a higher standard than any marketed in previous years. There has been a noticeable decrease in rust and other infections that mitigate in pro ducing a lower grade of apples. The season's profit is very satisfactory, not withstanding the fact that the crop was cut a little short. Experiment Farm for Sherman. Wasco Bealizing that something must be done to conserve the native fertility of their soil and knowing that the continuous cropping to wheat will eventually rob the soil of the active principles promotive of vegetable life, the farmers of Sherman county have secured the assistance of the federal government and of the state experi ment station in an effort to establish an experimental farm for Eastern Ore gon in Sherman county. They have purchased 240 acres of average land near Moro, the county seat, and H. J. C. Uniberger, an expert in dry farm ing methods, has been appointed to take charge of the farm. Railroad Improves Line. Dee .The big steam shovel of the Mount Hood railway is digging ballast for the new track from Dee to Park dale, a distance of six miles. When the work is completed passenger and togging trains can bo run. The new line extends well up toward Mount Hood and through an excellent body of fir timber. The contract for the extension of the telephone line from this point to Parkdalo was let to Harry Bailey of Hood River. The Home Tel ephone company of Hood Eiver is the owner of the line. Largest Wheat Acreage In History. Athena The number of acres being seeded this fall in this district will surpass by far the record for previous years. This has been an unusually dry fall up to the past two weeks, which has put the farmers late in killing the weeds and seeding the extra acreage, Every hand and team available are at work, and with another week of fair woather the busy season will be over, Bluo stem is growing very popular with t-ne larmers. Asylum Bids Awarded. Salem The board of trustees of the Oregon State Insane Asylum has awarded to tho Northwest Bridgo works of Portland the general contract for the new receiving ward building at the hospital for the insane. High Price for Land. Irving C. J. Fassett has sold his 30-acre ranch west of town to G. Tenike of Iowa, the price paid being $110 an acre. Mr. Fassett has moved to Eugene, having bought property and will build a modern home. Portland Markets. Wheat Bluestem, $1.07; club, 96e; red Eussian, 94c; Valley, 95(S96c; Fife, 90c; Turkey red, 96c; 40-fold, 98c. Barley Feed, $27.50; brewing, $28 per ton. Corn Whole, $33; cracked, $34 per ton. Oats No. 1 white, $29 per ton. Hay Timothy, Willamette Valley, $1417 per ton; Eastern Oregon," $18 20; alfalfa, $1516; clover, $14; cheat, $1314.50; grain hay, $1415. nutter City creamery extras. 36c: fancy outside creamery, 3236o per lb.; store, 22&24c. (Butter fat prices average lc per, pound under regular butter prices). -ggs Fresh Oregon extras. 42 45c per dozen; Eastern, 3034c per dozen. Poultry Hens, 13(S)14c: springs. 1314c; roosters, 910c; ducks, 1515c; geese, 10c; turkeys, live, l?18c; dressed, 2022c; squabs, $1.752 per dozen. .Fork Fancy, 99c per pound. Veal Extras, 10(5)10c per pound. Fruits Apples. $13 box: Dears. $1 1.50; grapes, $11.50 per crate, 12 15c per basket;-quinces, $1.251.50 per box; cranberries, $99.50 per bar ret; persimmons, vi.su per box. Potatoes 50(q)60c per sack; sweet potatoes, l2o per pound. Vegetables Artichokes, 75c per dozen; beans, 10c per pound; cabbage, lc; cauliflower, 90c$1.25 per dozen; celery, 5085c; horseradish, 9(5) 10c; peas, 10c per pound: Denbers. $1.50 per box; pumpkins, l(ffllc; radishes, 15c per dozen; sprouts, 8c per pound; squash, $1(5)1.10; tomatoes. 75c(ffi$l: turnips, 75c$l per sack; carrots, $1; beets, $1.25; rutabagas, $1.10; parsnips, $1.25; onions, $1.251.50 per sack. iiops iaua crop, Z2fet)24: 1908 crop, 20c; 1907 crop, 12c; 1906 crop, 8c. Wool Eastern Oregon, 1623c lb.; Mohair, Choice, 24c. , Cattle Best steers, $4.254.50; fail to good, $3.854; medium and feed ers, $3.503.75; best cows, $3.503.65; medium, $3.50(3)3.25; commons to me dium, $2.50(5)2.75; bulls, $22.50; stags, $2.503.50; calves, light. $5.25 5.50; heavy, $44i75. Hogs Best, $7.95(3)8; medium, $7.50 7.75; stockers, $44.75. Sheep Best wethers, $4.254.50; fair to good, $3.754; best ewes, $3.75 (a)4; fair to good, $3.503.75; lambs, $55.35. ' 'i REFORESTATION IS EASY. (Concluded from lut weak.) I am told that Germany spends several million marks annually to raise trees, and receives annually more than twice as much money from the sale of timber than she expends. I would also advocate the imposing upon all logged off lands a basic tax sufficiently high to insure their revert ing naturally to the state for a reason able compensation, the lands to be util ized in raising trees for futre genera tions; the levying of this tax to be sus pended in case private owners should wish to set aside their logged off lands for the purpose of raising timber under state regulations; this timber to pay a cutting tax at the time it is cut. The details of such a tax and the set ting aside of logged-off lands for the raising of timber by private owners are matters that can be worked out; the in terests of the people protected; the rev enue which the timber and lumber in terests should rightfully pay the state provided, but collected in such a man ner as will help conserve our forests in stead of encouraging owners to cut and waste them, as under our present system of taxation. I am firmly of the opinion that if our forests are to be conserved and new forests grown, the first step necessary is the revision or evolutioniz ing of our system of taxation; The following table shows a list of trees under observation, with age. diam eter, and estimated number of feet, upon wnicn tvata me accompanying ar ticle is based: Red Fir. Diameter Esti- on Stump mated (Inches) No. of S3 .... 40 .... 40 .... 40 .... 40 .... 40 .... 40 .... 40 .... 40 .... 40 .... 40 .... 40 .... 40 .... 40 .... 40 40 .... 40 .... 40 .... 40 .... 40 .... 40 .... 40 .... 40 .... 40 .... 40 120 .... 122 .... 120 .... 120 .... 105 .... 136 123 .... 124 .... 74 .... 125 .... 118 .... 130 .... 135 .... 140 135 105 .... 125 .... 125 .... 123 85 120 .... 125 .... 90 125 .... 133 143 .... 90 .... 102 85 .... 80 .... 112 .... 40 .... 40 .... 40 .... 40 .... 40 .... 40 .... 40 .... 40 .... 40 .... 105 .... 90 .... 92 .... 90 .... 105 .... 490 .... 410 .... 26 1200 24 1000 21 700 20 650 15 200 19 500 18 400 16 250 13 150 15 200 14 175 '13 400 23 900 24 1000 22 800 18 400 20 650 13 150 15 200 15 200 12 . 100 13 150 14 175 10 250 12 100 32 2400 31 2000 20 1200 30 1800 28 1500 44 4500 28 1500 30 1800 18 400 28 1500 28 1500 50 7000 52 7500 52 7500 44 4500 26 1200 31 2000 32 2400 36 3000 18 400 24 1000 25 1100 20 650 30 1800 32 2400 42 4250 20 650 20 650 22 800 18 400 22 800 19 500 18 400 17 325 21 700 23 900 22 800 25 1100 24 1000 19 500 30 1800 36 3300 30 1800 32 2400 34 2800 r. 82 84 Hemlock, Yellow Fir. My conclusions reffardinc Mia crrnnrtli of timber are as follows: Red fir will attain an average diam eter of 16 to 18 inches in 40 years; hem lock a diameter of 18 to 20 inches in the same length of time. The growth of the timber examined by me is about two inches in diameter during the past 10 years for trees 40 to 50 years old, and one inch in diameter for trees 125 to 250 years old. The growth on trees 400 years old is hard to read without a glass. The Timberman. Taft for Fighting Navy. Norfolk, Va.. Nov. 22. "The naw should not only be worth securing, but snouia do able to light." President Taffr-arousod enthusiasm today by mak ing this Statement in an nrlrlreaa ha. fore the Atlantic Deeper-Watefways association convention. The president ueciared Hampton Koads and Chesa peake Bay should be Drotected W in island fort, erected midway between the Vickinia capes. Mr. Taft regarded the Norfolk navy yard as probably the most important base in the country and Hampton Boads as the greatest point of naval rendezvous. Has Rate Bill in View. Kansas City. Mo.. Nov. 22. Modifi cation of the inter-estate commerce act to obtain reasonable bases of rates to all and fairness of nracticea in tho. nn. oration of interstate railways was sug gested by Attorney General George W. Wickersham in an address tonight at the annual banquet of the Commercial club, given in commemoration of the signing of the John Day commercial treaty. Mr. Wickersliam the toast, "The Interstate Commerce commission. ' What Gold Cannof Buy By MK.S. A.L&X'A-ftVE'R Auth.r.f "A Crook.4 P.th." MU. Wif. r Widow." "Br Woman's Wit." "BwlMi't Wratln." "A LIU Intrat." Mon'a Cholo." "A Weman'n Hull." CHAPTER VII. Richard Bavllle was not a favorite with his mother, though he had never given her the least trouble. He was a tall, slight young man, but there was no dignity In his height, for It was neutralized by a stoop conveying the Impression that he had not strength enough to hold himself upright His manners were cold, though gentle, and he gave a general Impression of lan guid circulation and extreme correct ness. He had Inherited something of the Bavllle indifference to everything save his own peculiar tastes or fan cies, and a good deal of his uncle Ev er ton's obtuseness as regarded person al distinction. His keen-sighted-moth er soon perceived that her first-born would never fulfil her ambitious aspi rations, and this contributed to her strong preference for her younger son, on whose career she had built her hopes, though his choice of a profes sion had greatly annoyed her. Hugh had Inherited all the plebeian energy which made his maternal grandfather a wealthy and useful member of the community, and he cared little for any personal distinction not earned by himself. Nature Intended him for a radical, and the accidents of birth and early association gave him certain aristocratic leanings, which made him a tolerably round-minded man. He and his brother were excellent friends, In spite of the low estimate each had of the other's tastes. The arrival of Richard was, on the whole, an agreeable change in the rou tine of life at Inglefleld. He soon dis covered that Hope Desmond was a sympathetic listener; he therefore con fided to her the great scheme he had conceived of compiling a book to con tain all the English phrases and prov erbs that were distinctly derived from the Anglo-Saxon,, and he soon grew sufficiently familiar to aak If Miss Desmond would be so good as to assist him In his work, whenever his mother could spare her. "I will do so with pleasure, Mr. Sa vllle," she returned, In her frank, fear less way. "But you must ask your mother's permission, and before me. She Is a person not to be trifled with." "I know that," he said, hastily, "and I will do so on the first opportunity." Which he did, in a nervous, hesitating way. "Who cares for Saxon phrases?" re plied Mrs. Bavllle, contemptuously. "Miss Desmond would be more useful ly employed making flannel petticoats for my poor old women. However, If she chooses to bestow some of her pare half-hours on your Investigation of such a dust-heap, I am sure she has my consent" Hope Desmond's time was pretty well occupied, for she had come to be secretary as well as companion to her active employer; still, she gave Rich ard Bavllle what parings of time she could, and, if occasionally bored, was not a little amused at the profound Im portance he attached to his work. But Richard Savllle's presence en tailed other changes. Captain Lumley found It suited him to ride over very often to luncheon, and sometimes to dinner, staying the night, almost with out a distinct invitation from the hos tess, who seemed to think two such fledglings beneath her notice. Young Lumley did his best to attract Hope's notice, and flattered himself that she amlled upon him. "So yon have really managed to sur vivehow long? five weeks under my aunt's jurisdiction?" he said, having discovered Hope with a book in her hand in one of the shady nooks of the garden one day after luncheon. "I have, and without any difficulty " he returned, making room for him on -u v,68!?6 her' M 8he t him with a kindly smile. He readily ac cepted the place, thinking he had al ready made an Impression. "Mrs. 8a vllle has been very nice and pleaaant If she were not I would not stay "Pleasant! Come, that's a Htti.' too much. She is an uncommon bright woman, I know, but it's In the flashf lightning style, and lightning times kills, you know." "Well, she hasn't killed me" -No, I fancy you take a great di are so killing yourself." "Oh. Captain Lumley! that is a style of compliment you might offer to a bannad. " U not worthy of a gallant --what are you-hussar?" said Hope, laughing good-humoredly.- a If?. tak,n a lea' out of Mrs Saville'. book,- cried Lumley.-while h, "What teeth .he hai-r as she is," h. continued, aloud. "I -h.it not be able to live here." " JsuppoM J not ooitged to JZf' no: but 1 40 not 1U" rtt?n"droMnpM,fto "WhaU An you going my it u ever so much nicer here. May I come?" "Oh, yes, If you like." "So vou are going to help my cous in Richard with his dictionary what do you call it?" "I really do not know what Its name Is to be. Yes; It I can find time I will do some writing for htm." "Richard haa more sense that I thought" , "At all event, he la desperately in earnest, and that Is always respect able." "Exactly; that Is just what he la. Miss Dacre Is coming to dinner, and, the vicar and vlcaress." "Oh, Indeed!" said Hope. "Miss Dacre Is rather pretty for an heiress, and rather a jolly girl. You'll like her." "Very probable, were I to meet her; but I shall not dine with you." "No? What a shame!" "I do not see that It Is. It would give me no particular pleasure to join your company, and I shall have that precious time to myself." "Well the dinner will be all the dull er. My aunt will be as black as thun der. You know she wanted to marry Hugh, her second son, to Mary Dacre. You never met Hugh?" "Why, I am not yet two months In Mrs. Savllle's service." "What a very unvarnished way of putting It!" said Lumley, laughing. "I never object to the truth," re turned Miss Desmond. "Why should I not serve Mrs. Saville for the time being?'' "I am sure I don't know. Well, Hugh is a capital fellow, but awfully headstrong; so, after he was sent ashore "last time, he went wandering about the Continent, and fell In love with a charming girl, or a girl he thought charming, without asking leave. Rather imprudent, eh?" "It was more," said Hope, looking dreamily far away. "It was wrong. A good mother has a right to be consult ed." "Perhaps so; but If a fellow Is very much In love he Is apt to forget these things. Anyhow, Hugh has been chivied away from the maternal roof. It seem, my uncle Lord Everton In troduced Hugh to the fair one and her father, so he has been tabooed, too; bnt he Is a remarkably plucky old boy, so he came down here to plead Hugh's cause, and caught It pretty hard, 1 fancy." "Yes, I saw him, and I Imagine he had a trying time of It. Pray do you I mean your special family talk of each other to every one in this candid fashion?" "I do; and why should I not? I say nothing that every one doesn't know and talk about" "Poor Lord Everton!" said Hope, with a laugh, as If she enjoyed the recollection. "He did look as if he were being led to execution when' he was leaving the room." "Oh, he did, did he? He's no end of fun." "I can Imagine he I.. Good-morning, Captain Lumley." "Must you go?" "I must I do not know whether Mrs. Bavllle may want me, and I have no business to wander about the grounds with you." "Perhaps you may be at dinner, after all." "It Is not probable. If Lord Everton were to be of the party I might wish to intrude myself. A. It is good-h' for the present." .With a pleasant nod and smile Miss Desmond turned Into a path which led directly to the house, and left the gal lant hussar lamenting. "She Is handsomer than1 1 thought" he mmed. "What eyes!-and .uch a smile! She has rather taken to me I can see that, but there Is .omethlna unflatteringly self-possessed and frank about her. Treat, me as if I were a mere boy. I must be very civil to the helret If my father think. I am making any running there, I dare saj he will pay some of my debts." Lumley's wishes were fulfilled, for Mrs. Saville. shortly before the drew lng-bell rang, commanded Mlsa Des mond's presence at dinner. That young lady hesitated, and said, with her us ual good-humored frankness, "You are always so good to me, that you may Possibly ask me to dine as a civility but I assure you I would prefer the evening to myself." , "You are quite mistaken. I wish you to dine with us to-day. Why i. of no consequence. I may not always yrbut whn 1 d- i mean it "ph. very well. I am glad you have made matter, dear." CHAPTER VIII. . It was a .mall party, and not very Uwly. R,chard Saville wa. not m animated host Mr.. Bavllle wa. not weU-bNd man, and with the help of ft't wa. alway ready to Pt the party from stagnating. Lumley bar brought with y, """""i .nf. invitation. TltA aunt the son of an a:,,::"s the eighth andYafa Thl. youth fell to Hope rL f much to hi. MtlsfactlTn 1 aged to make him talk anJ , ,? H blm easily and naturally her Ignorance of huntK flehlng,and .port of ev ekm?00 to hi. amarement "iH atoned for her deficiencies by ?L f'i " , u UBr nanas in di8mflI, " Dacre Interested her moreT one else. She had never lt oclety of a ereat ha,..Mitl h tlve peeress In her own right W a tremendous position fn, . M girl!" thought Hope, with a J,Tl ort of pity. The young Eir. J? rloa' withstanding, quite glrltah, but far from plain. She was vm 2 ' with small, sparkling black e, black halr.andahlfh color 's a neat figure, and carried herseK yet she lacked distinction "She might be a very pleasant co panion " mu"l Hope, as she gaL?t Si :T her raiier " eS the difference between a snaffl, j curb, and. considering her gift, , , ' not surprised that Mrs. Bavin. n have liked her for a d.ughJJ How much, according to her estlmata her son appears to have throw away!" D Miss Dacre naturally fell Into Hon. Desmond's care. "I "How charming the conservator, looks!" she said. "Shall , J! round It?" Hone assfinurt of the curiosity she excited in the fJ ture uaroness uastleton. That Mrs. Ba vllle ShOUld Institute a COmnanU, one source of astonishment; that any u musta snouia survive near!; two months and Dresent self posHessed, composed aspect vai anomer. Ana how nice she looks In that pretty soft black grenadine anil lace! How snowy white her throat anil handB are! I suppose she is In mourn ing. Girls- never want to ha amn ions unless all their peorie dl. p. thing! I think I would rather be a nousemaid; at least one might flirt with the footman; but a comtuni ' " "I don't think I ever met you here before," she said, aloud. "No; I am not quite two monthi with Mrs. Saville." ! "Poor Mrs. Bavllle! she la looking so 111. They say she is rather a t rifle woman. I always found her verj nice." "She Is a strong woman, but there la a certain grandeur In her character." "Yea, and I fancy one must be Drettt strong to get on with her," said Mlsi Dacre, and she gave a knowln llttli ' nod to her companion. , "Then she li so awfully put out about Hugh. You came after he had gone." Hope bent her head as an affirma tive. "He was charmlne. aulte charmlna so different from Richard though I like Richard, too; but Hugh had a sort of rough good breeding, If you can un derstand such a thine: he was so ten- erous and bright and natural. I knew both the brothers sipce I was quite a child, so I can sympathize with Mrs. Saville. To think of his having mar ried some designing woman abroad, twice his age, I believe! Isn't It horri ble?" ran on the talkative young lady. 'Horrible," echoed Hope. "I trust she la conscious of all he has sacrificed for her." "Not .he," returned Miss Dacre with riffclnlnn. "ThpsA iwrt nf npnnl haven't an Idea what family and position, and all that, mean. Do you think Mrs. Sa ville would mind If I plucked some ol these lovely waxen blossoms?" "I am sure she would not; but you know her much better than I do. Walt a moment; I will get you the scIbsom," (To be continued.) One View and Aoother. "My word!" exclaimed the British society woman, "here's an announce ment of the marriage of another mem ber of our nobility to an American concert hall singer. Fancy! Isn't H terrible?" "Oh, I don't know," replied the N York girl, "the average soubretU doesn't deserve much sympathy." Thl Catholic Standard and Times. Her Inarenloua Comment. "Charley, dear," said young Mrs. Torklns, "did you say all those men at the baseball game were trying to reach home?" "Yes." "It seem, as hard for a man to get home on the ball field as It does under ordinary circumstances, doesn't it! Washington Star. " Summoned. "Come over and Bee me." "Sorry, old man, but I have an en gagement with my tailor in twenty minutes" "Gee! but you're getting w"1 Couldn't break .uch an Important date, hr "No. The date I. In the courtroom. Cleveland Leader. A M latake. "Walter," aald a guest at a hotel a he inspected his bill before leaving, "there la one Item omitted." "What Item, .lr?" inquired waiter. "The manager Mid 'good morning" to ma yesterday and ha. forgotten to charge for It!" TltrBlta, A Dr of Jlt. Carrie', .later May, 6 . year, of age. on being asked why the Sabbath W was different from the other dayi the week, answered, very earelesr "Oh, that', the day you pin thing 'stead at sewing." The Delineator. 4