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About The Echo register. (Echo, Umatilla County, Or.) 190?-1909 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 10, 1909)
rAGt FOUR THE ECHO REGISTER, ECHO, OREGON FRIDAY; SEPTEMBER 10, ItOt n t H i. s-'. ill V. yW. vH V, k & t ll iV, sV, yW, yW, jV. SLABS' SLABS TUM-A-LUN LUMBER COMPANY, Office Phone, Main 22 Home Phone, Black 442 16 Inch and 4 Foot TRY THEM Echo, Oregon A. Longwell, Manager ThcEchoRccistcr! " woum rather pt ; i.sh in u city than !!ouiih in tin? I 1 lie I'HO.VK MAIN SO. K. II. II H OWN. I.eise It's smokf, dust, dirt, I ! r 1 filth, ovci'tTowdintf, all s;oin to j V1' C ': country. - attract Un til us docs the candle A very ty, Oregon y...-kiy n,.wnp,.,.r . .ui.ii.i..a imjtho ni-rht moths. Hero in Fti'lsy at Ki lio, Umatilla Conn- " , and around Echo ux-n are finding ,,;lt KulHi-rlitliotiM $1.50 Per Year. 1 1 i.i. 1 1 1 : ! drlril;.-r. m-aiiii, uuiiics una iiiii)iini.ss, H j H;d Another Day. Mi-t.'uln' w:is iin lnveter.it? while in the largo cities they are finding death, tenement Hats Entered an s-cond-eliiKs matter March 16, 1906. at the Poetofflce at ; and misery. Echo, Oregon, under act of Congress . '!, ofMarch j, m. A little water, lots of sand, advertising bates: 25 cents pVr just spread them out upon the Inch per Insertion, except on year contracts, when It shall be SO cents per Inch per month. I.oralii. Itrt InM-rtlon. nil Id S-poInt type, or brevier, lort nt per line for fln.1 lnnertlun and oeou each additional lurnrlloo. TIME TABLES O. R. A N. Railway, Echo, Oregon, PASSENGER TRAINS. New Mini) table elTuctivu August 'S2, at 12:01 a. in. Went Douud. N. t Port land Express . 12:.I0 n. m. No. 5 Oregon it Wash. Lim. l.M a. in. No. 11 Pacific Express ..s 11:40 a. in. No. 7 Portland Special 1:15 p. in. East Bound. No. 10 Salt Lake. Express, s .1:10 a. m No. 12 Allanlic Express, s 4:ihi p. in- No. H Chicago Special. 4:25 p. m. No li Oregon Jk Wash. Mm. I2::ia. m. FREIGHT TRAINS. West Round. No. 2.1 Way fielht llk.Vi a. m. No. iVi Port land fast freight . .1:15 p. tit. East notiml. No. 24 Way freight 5:.l0 a. in. No. ti Eastern fast freight ...'1:25 p. in. No. ft, s, do not stop here. Parties rtuHlrinK luterlluo ticket or reservation of berths ean sertiru name by advising uh a few Unya prior to day of dopnrture. P. C. HUNTER. Apt. Once more we are assured that everything is lovely and the tariff question settled. So mote it le. land; some of the sand kept in j'our craw; just stir things up and there you are. Fruit, alfalfa, garden sas, bank ac count, livestock amass; auto shining in the sun; monument when life is done. Again, beloved brctlieren, we would rise to move, if in order, that wo bo not tx hasty in jumping on innovations pro posed in our Constitution. It makes us look liko a punched nickle to get in and yell our heads off in terror at some new tiling that works well in other countries, especially if adopted in Oregon it diH'stho same here. The billy goat that undertakes to bunt an automobile before it gets sianea may tie a Howling success, but what about the ligure he cuts bunting some thing in the auto line already going and making a speed record? The people of Eastern Oregon certainly need to consider why they should in it have cheaHr transportation to tide water. Kailroads and ship canals mean .more people and vast develop ments. I'A'hrt, Oregon was started many years ago Ixvause it was evident that even with t lie few hundred acres then capable of irrigation a town must come right along. Kcho today has around it many thousand acres of irrigated lands and vast ox p.tnseof country devoted to dry farming and stock range. It is bound to bo the main town be cause it has a downhill pull on so much country opening and developing nearby. Portland, Oregon has state and city officials by the score drawing salaries to protect its health, food and supplies, yet it hn& permitted to bo killed a baby a day for some time with rotten, poisoned milk produced within Right, for the most part, of its procinta. Dairies, fragrant, dairies rare, rotten dairies every whore- to paraphrase . iu rosey rythm. A Cook discovers the north pole, wlnreby mankind is re lieved to And that ho did not cook his dinner with it. What has Ijocome of all the fool theories about tropic con ditions at the North Pole; hol low entrance to the irlohe: mntr- . . . , . . . I i ne axy is riounea. me rocKa are Dare, netlC Circle of ether keeping The apray of the tempeat la white In the tilings warm, Cook seems to them. I'ur many je;ir lie Icul been iKltllctetl to the use of liijuor, a tul. til though he signed mimtrntii pUiley, he was iinnUe to lire;'.!; liimsi !f frut-i the hnlilt. Finally, nftcr Mug arrest ed several times fir being ilrunk, uiul disorderly, Pat told the nuiglsirute of Ills unsuccessful tilil Uiiainsi IlijUur and uNked the maxixtrute to lulp tilm keep sober. The magistrate was Interested and promised to nid him nil he enuld. "1'nt," snlil he, "I shall hejp 4011 as much as I can. So the next lime you becomo Intoxicated I want you to re port to me an the following day." Pnt promised. About two weeks later Put staggertd into the magistrate's olllce with u load be should hare made two trips for. "Morn lu magshrnte," said he. "Wash drunk yesterday." "Drunk yesterday!" roared the mag istrate. "Why, yon loafer, yon're drunk now!" "Tliasli ollrl." said Put. "but 1 dou't have to report tulsh drunk until toinor-row." etc? Brother I The 'wlnn. have cooktHl! A. ?'" The land around the North Pole is worthless; but some peo ple would rather take a chance of getting a homestead there; re out with the waves at And I ahall not tempt the sea today. The trail Is narrow, the wood la dim. The panther cllnKa to the arching limb. And the lion's wholpa are abroad at play. And 1 shall not Join In the chase today. Out the ahlp sailed aafety over the sea. And the hunters came from the chose In Rice. An.1 tit ( r.wn lli.l w n . t.nlll .. till. n buying five or ten aerOS Of . Was swallowed up In the earthquake shock. irrigated land where they would get a real home. Let Uncle Sam auction off some of Hret Ilarte. The Policeman's Reason. Is It true that mnnv of these Mor- tho sections around the Polo mons imve half a down wives em-nr some people would take a chance! ""'"'d a vlH"r U Uke City of a . Millceninn who was stationed near the mmmm 1 temple, says the Saturday Evening ' - j Some people would kick at -sure." said the Mlcemau. . the golden streets and seats in! "Well, will you kindly tell me why Heaven for being too hard on earth " u,an wnuU to ,I,arrJr lmir and smooth. We have em with .., uunnosald the pollcemau. -un- us on earth, and many of cm less be thinks that mebbe be can get are too pious and good to go to any hotter place than Echo. Hut oh, sisters in the faith, how good ona out of the bunch.' An Instantaneous Cure. During the cattle ulairue of 1SV) a often do wo wish they were in farmer who had lost a numlier of bis either place rather than with us'"" PPW d'l"l . , : persuaded himself lie bad also con- whom he consulted trhsl lu vain to laugh him out of bis fears, but sub sequently, being fotidVof a joke, pre tended to agree wltb the patient's views and solemnly told bliu If be would attend to his instructions be would tie cured. Me then gave the litigation about titles to either! r',r,Tr i'7"VUo' WUhn ,ne 1-11 milium or iuki'u iu n ui-ikiiuui ih( Water is the staff of life. Irri gation is the sum of all necessi ties. Litigation the sum of all villianies. Kcho has more water and irrigated lands, with lessi water or land, than any other part of Oregon. The American people are pay ing President Taft more in a year thai they puid Abraham Lincoln in three years. Per haps he is worth it. Finish the Celio canal, means much to Oregon. It -:h h NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION. tl'l'ltl.lSIIKKl lifimrtnn-m ,.( the Interior. t'nlt.M 8tates 1 .11 ltd Office, la tlrande, Orrsoi, Sets. ;. IMW. NtSk-e U heretiy riven that ! I.I i. Smith. h- Ix-e uieler tli lat alll anil U-Mamenl of John 1 . 1 n, iitvewiHi. ot kiiiit. on-axm nan-ti druggist, but wbeu the latter opened the envelope mid read the eonteuts be was as much startled as the farmer, for the prescription wits as follows: "This tuitn has the cattle plague. Take blui Into the bark yard and shoot blm according to net of parliament." The cure was Instantaneous. Dun dee Advertiser. Let Himself Out. Lulgl Lablache, the singer, was a giant In size. "One of his boots." say a biographer, "would make a good portmanteau. One of his gloves would clothe an Infant." There Is a humor ous exaggeration In the statement, but the fact remains that he was certainly an enormous man. It Is recorded of him that he was very generous and also a lover of Jokes. At one time be Svhi. on IIm- llida of IK-IoUt. 1 C laimant namiv a wllm-w: MoniM.il. I'lv ami Hcnjanitn I- l'l, of I'emlleton. t"n (Kijunn K Hawk ami t'rauk Laots . .Noilii. iinini. V. C Hit A MM KM. K.tr. alhi on Maft-ti -1. likO. n.aft. IIomi..b., AiH'ik-ati.ni. No ismi. s,-hi Nu. h-."3 w as staying In Paris at the same bo has HI.-.I n.rt I.-.- of inivnthv u make ' tottrNt. who had lieen making strenu- County Clerk, at hi om.N in ivmiiwm. on- ourst Into the great basso s apart ment. Seeing the giant tiefore him. be hesitated and apologized. "I was lotktug." be said, "for Tom Thumb." "I am be." anevered Ijiblarhe In hts deeest tones. The Englishman was taken aback, lie must have been a trusting soul "But." said be. "yon were very tiny when I saw yoo yesterday." "Yea." sahl Lablache. -That Is how 1 have to appear, but when I get bom to my rooms I let myself out aud enjoy myself." The Englishman fled. HORSCH'S HEAT MARKET Esteb Euildinj, Bridie St. Echo, Oc Frtia ni Cvti HcaU cNstutlf m kAii FUk ul tat U Suem. ClstawssUL j happiness. Touch us with the fire of I t!:!ne nltnr. that we may be up and ! doing to rebuild our city. Robert fouls i Stevenson. ! Mark Hanna's Get Rich 8eheme. Mr. Dlngley was riding one dny In the trolley car fiyim the cnpltol with ! Mark llanna. He said: "Mark, you are many years younger than I ana, . and you have made millions. I never hnve been able to get abend of the gntne in life, nnd yet my legislation has made rich men richer and poor I men rich. Now, how do they do ItT" Hauua said. "Dlngley. I can tell you 1 right off bow to make 25 per cent on i your Investment." I Dlugley turned eagerly to bis sup ' posed benefactor and said. "For henv I en's sake. Mark, bowt" I "Wby." said Ilanna, "these live cent ticket upon which we ride are sold by the railroad company In a bunch st 25 per cent discount. There Is your fortune. If yon Invest enough." GIB, THE ELEPHANT. How Bamum Once Changed His Mind About What Hs Wanted. When Mr. Bailey bended the old firm of Uulley, Ilutcblnsou & Cooper, their chief attraction was "Gib, the elephaut with two trunks." Gib was a wonder, the whole country was crazy to see uiiu, and everywhere the Uulley, Hutchinson & Cooper show spread its tents they were crowded to their limit. 1'hlueuif T. llaruuui did not like the tremendous success bis rivals were having, railing lu his secretary, be said la a thoughtful und puzzled way: "Dan, did you ever see that Gib?" "No; I never did see him," replied Dan. "lias he really got two trunks?' ask ed Mr. Bamum In a speculative man ner. "Can't say for sure, but tbey keep on saying be has good and loud." "Dan," said Mr. Barnunr slowly, "we've got to have that elephant" And be reached for a telegraph blank and sent the following message to Bai ley. Hutchinson & Cooper: Witt Rive you flO.000 for Gib, the ele phant with two trunks. P. T. BARNUM. The next towns the Bailey. Hutchin son & Cooper show visited were pla carded up nnd down their streets wltb posters reproducing Mr. Bnmum's tele gram with photographic accuracy aud under It this line: "That's how much P. T. Barn urn tbluks of the famous Gib, the only ele phaut In the world with two trunks." When Mr. Bnrnnm heard of It, he meditated awhile In silence aud then said: "Dan, It's not the elephant we want; It's that man Bailey." And thus was the 'great partnership of Bamum & Bailey formed. 0 !0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Needed Her at Once. TVhen Bonaparte Bluebell announced his engagement to IJIy Doe everybody In the blacksmith's shop congratulated him on winning such a hardworking and forehanded matte. But Erastu Coke remarked: " Teared lak you wouldn't never speak up. Bonaparte, It's goln' on six months sense yon begun to Addle twin' IJIy." "Dat'a so." Bonaparte frankly admit ted, "but I didn't lose mah Job till las' night." Why the Druggist Itrrommend CliHrnherlaln Colic, Cholera anil Dlurthoea Itemedy Mr. Frank C. Ilanralmn. a promi nent druggist of Portsmouth. a.. 1 says, "For the past six years Imve sold and recommended Chamtorlam's Colic, Cltolera and Diarrhoea Remedy. It is great remedy and one of the best patent medicines on the market.! I handle some others for the same, purposes that pay me a larger profit, i but this remedy Is so sure to effect a cure, and my customer so certain to, appreciate my recommending it to hint, tliat I give It the preference. For sale by lkjrn & Dom druggists. Courage. netp as with the grace of course that we be (Mm tf us east down when w sit Is menUcf over the nttns of out 4-ash NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION. tPfBLlstlEB) Department of the Interior. I'nlted States Lend Office, I u ramie. Ores-oa. Aiurmt 14 imb). Notice Is hereby siren that Hrvrrir n Tharn. oneot the heira and tor tm helm of J.4ia ti. Theru. drveewsL ut Not lit. IttvaMa. ho. on January . Itta. aiaile lloomteed t.mn o USB ertel. u Ji, for North Kt Uuaner. Perth IS. Toimit.tp j , Harare M Canl of Willamette Mendtaa. Iiaa Sled nHk-o( utu-nium u aaake r'tnal Utt-I Vear lif. ui rat.lwh claim t the land' atiilCT-rthel. Frank Saltnr. (wiir tirrk. at IVrntk-toev uravaL on Ua CU ewjr of SeiSetubrr. IW.e Clalaen aamea as whnraara- Jerry W. CofVinrre. j rVesllrtua. oraetaa: orse H. lois4new. f fU-ttu l'iei Maud CoviKnaer. beKk ramt WMUasi A. WUlum. of Kceo. trrxaa. r. C. BBA1IWEU. Wut. OUR OWN IP SOCIETY If i& 0 0 Mi 0 O Or the Third Eastern Oregon District Agricultural Society it 0 0 0 6 PENDLETON, ORE., SEPTEMBER 27, 28,29, 30, OCTOBER 1, 2 & 0 0 Exhibits of the Products of Morrow and Umatilla Counties 0 0 0 $4,000 Offered in Premiums. $1,500 Military Band Con- f certs, Afternoon and Evening. 0 0 0 0 All kinds of fan and amusements offered to all the people for 0 0 'GET ACQUAINTED WEEK." 0 0 0 0 0 Stock Show, Horse Show, Cattle Show, Sheep Show, Swine 0 0 Show, Fruit Show, Grain Show, Vegetable Show, Machinery, Etc g O Get a premium list Prepare your exhibit Enter now. Address 0 0 0 0 0 0 C. E. ROOSEVELT, Pres. THOS. FITZ GERALD, See'y g Pendleton, Oregon. 0 0 00000000000000000000000000000000 Advertise Your Business SEVENTH ANNUAL WALLA WALLA COUNTY FAIR AND RACE MEETING OCTOBER 4th to 9th, INCLUSIVE Southeastern Washington's Greatest Fair $20,000.00 IN PURSES AND PREMIUMS. SIX DAY RELAY RACE FOR PURSE OF $1,000.00. Entries Close September 25. ARNOLD CARNIVAL COMPANY; Daily Iialloon Race; Many Clean Attractions. Fine Fruit and Live Stock Exhibits. Write For Premium Lists THOMAS H. BRENTS, R. H. JOHNSNN, President Secretary. Oregon State Fair Salem, September 1318, 1909 THE GREAT WESTERN FAIR GRAND DISPLAY OF Live Stock, Poultry, Agriculture Horti culture and Farm Machinery RACINO EVENTS DAILY Free Evening Entertainment, Camping C round For All. REDUCED RAILROAD RATES ON ALL LINES 1