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THE DflIUY TIDIJMGS EDITORIAL an d RÈA
C. J . R E A D , MANAGING EDITO»
ESTABLISH
ASH LAN D
D A IL Y
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ÏO * < > U R V Q O R K I.
H i u w t a -iw * o o c r
W h ile so c ia l and eco n o m ic c o n d itio n s vay*y w ith
in d iv id u a ls th e fu n d a m e n ta l la w s w h ic h g o v e r n th e
p roper a d m in istr a tio n o f o n e ’s p e r so n a l a ffa ir s are
the sam e e v e ry w h e r e.
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A m a n w ith an in oom e o f $1,000 a y e a r m u st liv e
on a d ifferen t s c a le fro m o n e e a r n in g $10,000 a year.
A m an w h o se in co m e is $100,000 a y o a r m < £ ad h ere
to still o th er sta n d a rd s o f liv in g a n d y e t b e w ith in
th e m ea n in g o f tr u e th r ift. B u t th is d o e s n o t m ean
th a t a n y o f th e se m «n w ith th e ir d iffe r e n t sta n d a r d s
o f liv in g , a r e ” n eV ef ju s tifie d in w a s te fu l p r a c tic es.
R eal th r ift is th e e lim in a tio n , a s m u ch a s p o ssib le ,
o f e v e r y fo rm o f w a ste .
T h e s p e n d in g « f m o n ey in w a y s th a t a r e u p
b u ild in g to th e co m m u n ity , h e lp fu l vt o o th e r s and
b en eficia l to g e n e r a l b u sin e ss is W ithin th e m e a n in g
o f true th r ift. T h ere i s j u s t a s m u ch t h r if t in v o lv e d
in p ru d en t sp e n d in g an d th e w is e a d m in is tr a tio n o f
o n e ’8 fu n d s a s th e re is in th e m ere s a v in g o f m on ey.
M C H « fc H iK o d f A
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A F û S ffÎO N OtfT OF
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W a gim p ly c a n ’t a g r e « w ith D r, A . C. I v y ,
noted p r o fesso r o f p h y s io lo g y a t N o r th w e ster n , w h o
an n ou n ces th a t th e sto m a ch is p r o b a b ly th e m o st
stu p id organ IA th e hum an b o d y . H e Illu str a te s h is
op in io n b y e x p la iftin g th a t i f a to y b a llo o n w ere
in trod u ced in fo i t and in fla te d th a t sto m a c h w o u ld
start in to d ig e s t it ju s t a s th o u g h it h a d a fu ll m eal.
I t i s p resu m ed th a t h e h a s in tro d u ced nu m erou s
to y b a llo o n s in to nu m erou s sto m a c h s an d o b serv ed
th e la t t e r ’s r e a c tio n u n d er a ll c o n c e iv a b le c o n d i
tion s.
B a t, b y g o liie s , is t h is su ffic ie n t w a rra n t fo r
a w a r d in g tba+ o rg a n th e b in e ribbon f o r stu p id ity ?
U n d o u b te d ly i t illu s tr a te s t h a t th e sto m a ch hag a
on e-track m in d . B u t a o n e -tr a c k m in d i s n ot necch^
sa r ily e v id e n c e o f 100 p e r c en t s tu p id ity .
W o u ld it n ot, a s a tn a tte r o f fa c t, b e an e v id en ce
o f s till g r e a te r s tu p id ity i f th e sto m a c h w ere to g iv e
u p and n o t tr y t o d ig e s t th e b alloon ?
T h e stom ach is n o t • p e r m a n en t b o a r d in g h ou se.
I t is a w a y sid e in n fo r th e m a tte r th a t tr a v e ls its
w ay.
D ig e stio n is it« o n ly m ea n s o f k e e p in g th e
lin e m o v in g .
W h en an in fla te d b a llo o n h a p p en s
a lo n g to b lock th e tr a ffic th e m o st se n sib le th in g
th e sto m a ch can do i t to s e t a ll h a n d s to w ork
c le a r in g i t o u t o f th e w a y b y th e p rocaty
d ig e s
tio n .
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W e h a v e a p r iv a te op in io n th a t th e sto m a ch
is n o t n e a r ly s o stu p id a s p eo p le w h o go around
s w a llo w in g to y b a llo o n s a n d g r o u c h in g b ecau se th ey
h a v e d y sp e p sia .
F o r ty -fo u r s ta t s le g is la tu r e s are b u sily g r in d
in g o u t latre th is MKmth.
Y o u n g m an, becom e a
ju d g e !
T h e c r itic s a g r e ed “ Abie** Irish R o s e ” w a s
tr a sh .
I t p la y e d its 2000th p erform an ce recen tly .
M a y b e th e sh e w s till E ar a chance.
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LONDON — The house of
eomawns hka two shingled
■stabera, Mrs. H ilton P hll-
ipson, form erly Mabel Rus
sel, a musical comedy star
followed the eaample of Mias
Elton W ilkinson, rod haired
Inherits, and had her ‘ Yocka
a h *« .
Lady Aetof,
the
duehtea of A thòl, Mias Su»
aan Lawrenoe and Mias M ar
garet BAndftold atilt wear
long trasse».
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Cr.rt’.^ dL L iA i^ e,
maar ar ma saaMtorm
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PARIS — A tan b ill for
one
centime,
worth
one
tw enty fifth of a cent at
pTOSent rate of exchange, had
h * M Sent obf by the meth
odical French tak dspart-
dMAt to the widow of any
arm y officer.
A charge of
2* centimes fo r notification
and one centime for ever-
head chargee were added by
the ten coleOtor. The widow
M id I t pottage atampa.
park , n . i .
— Charging tha two vauatear
tire companies which pro
test this community w ith
h aring failed to rsspoad to
MB alarm recently In which a
man was killed, the town
ship hae terminated the con
trast With the fire compan-
rite te e n
testified
they
w*Te prevented
from ro-
■pondtog because the engine
company’s truck had no gas
in th * tank and the hook
S id Udder truck had two
flat tires.
AND
One faM- Is worth
''hunch«*?’
(Salem Capital Journal)
a hundred
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Fashion and folly
saving* account loW,
A woman tenet h ate bargains,
«10 m atter hoV mttch they dost. >
T ru th has Us good points, bat
i f won’t take yon into bflclety.
About the only thing Coflgres*
hasn’t monkeyed w ith la the ell»
* I f somebody didn’t raise hell
occasionally there would be no
progress.
Hez Keek says: "T o u ’v got to
give fat men who wear traits In
stead of suspend«)* a lot o’ credit
fer th j.r courage.^
Left Cor Vacation—
C. K. Richardson of the Lithia
Springs hotel left yesterday for a
VseaUcn In southern California. »
Lett fa r
C. B, Thomas of Bush street
left yesterday mernlng for Chico.
Cal., Where he w ill spend several
days on a combined business and
pleasure trip.
Governor FattarSo* would
do V e il to end the perpetual
legislative squabble over fish
commission afafira by re
moving at least two members
of the pTOaeat commission
and appointing in th e ir place
Ing fam ilia r w ith the in
dustry and take It out * f
polittoa—a t toast far hl*
term. There la altogether
too mueh at stake to tempor
ize longer w ith Inefficiency
and faverltlam, os portrayed
by raceat aottvltlda which
have reduced the .commis
sion’« financial 'a ffa irs to
bankruptcy and Ha activities
to chaos.
s’ Vldfll
When a herd of healthy
kids select the sidewalk In
front of your domloile for a
roller skating rtoh,
ftarlT
back to the days when you
ware youag yourself before
ealling the town marshal.-—
Dugur Dispatch.
Borne
folks ato
*ucb
blockheads that Wa wonder
Why they don’t get eplintore
In their brains.
(Cottas* a rove Beatii
A man without nteMtl
of U ttia use to anyone
anything.
Few friends are M Stead
fast that they won’t gossip
about you behind your back.
,
10 Years ^go
20 Years Ago
Mlgfl Yoda Brower has gone to
T. B. H ill* ha* said the remain
Cfcbn, Cal., where she Will visit ing portion of the old J. Wagner
fo f M flM time.
homestead, inclflding about i l *
feet frontage on Granite strtet
and about an equal frontage on
Iteaah H. H u ll returned r«esm- M ill H teet t * RVd A. BWank of
ly froth PoPftland, -wh«TO b * Portland, for the reported con
a
woB* hg the natives with a gaudy sideration of 93200.
oowBey o u tfit.
F . W . Baker has purchased the
Granito Hall 1M, corner Church
a id High stNM, He expects to
Mr, gad M r*. Jack Beagle will Improve it.
tah* alterge of the Columbia
Calh MWn. MPs. Lou Hargrove
Mrs. J. R. H a rt (nee Mts« Su
and M f*. Blanche McBride have
bean managing this popular eat sie Dickey) of this city, who has
been visiting home folks In Ash
ing plans.
land. baa returned ta her horn*
là AlaStoda. Cal.
Pupils of Miss Calkins,
Min
Vdnderaluls and Miss Dsns will
ptea
a pnbito
rosital
la
tin
Presbyterian church next Friday.
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, Tuesday, November 80, 102«.
Two down and eight to go!
T ru ly thia dtOflth has departed
on wings. I "want out ahd tried
to gat some pictures again today,
but every time I would « a t up.
the fog and snow would Sat down.
I aaw th e 'la k e today, the flrat
tlflto in several dayg.
shell seems at teas S* to how
he Will conduct the winter. A
few d«ya ag« fed Bad a dandy*
■tart; 11 degree», lota of clouda
and wind, and seemed to be go
ing atroag. hut every now and
th a t something* would go wrong
and It would rain. Tonight there
Is a chanook blowing and you
can hear the ice falling from the
eaves and the aide of the betid
ing. ao there fo a thaw on. t a k
ing all Is a ll the storm king had
net done so bed. Ha started the
l t t h and since than he Baa cov
ered inoat o f the tent house», built
a twelve foot d rift on the south
aide of the Lodge and on the
north the snow is even w ith the
lower landing of the fire escape,
th e re are banka of overhanging
drifts bn the rim that reach e e l
ten feet or more, they are very
pretty to look at h at It is not
best to try and walk on them yet
awhile, t h e d rift in fro nt of the
Oemmnnlty House is just even
w ith the roof of the porch.
W o rk— W orked on table lamps
and shoveled snow o ff the fire es
capes an d m a d e o u t rep orts. T h e
last is not lekst.
W eather— The
day
cloudy;
wind southeast; snowfall plifbe
last observation <«.0;
precipi
tation, 74 in ,; depth of snow on
ground <0 iff.; tamp., H . 3d; L .
» ; R. S. M. 11.
tetro fd/vd/barale»
fan, than a
made th* «e«« for tha
Te a ll intents tad purposes It
looked like an accident—a carom
•hot misjudged.
Taken nnawaraa, y o u and bar
sxaltatton of Abner Gratiaan.
tM *t**d rooted t * t B * ta rt taa h te r “ f t * UMU gronp Who Isolated ta
frig h t
.
"ftMM ttt VMt wsfMtf Abntr that
Be van «Ba particular object ot the
Ms interest by M W . While the
crowd la general to n e d to the flatd
and with hand dapping and cheer«
acclaimed the guttering victory of
th e . saffron Jeneyed A rgentina,
who were riding off to too padtete.
It waa a wall merited tribute, te a
that would have been paid anyway
to their bfCHlut phisk, If not to
their rtstary. had not Raaay
Forbes' gfeetdM play gone so anana-
In sly to ptoses.
halta aim, and ha remained trans
fixed, ilka the fascinated pray ef a
cobra, his eyes wide with a strange
dread *S O nto watched the spheroid
dnoomiag BTOard hl» head,
But in that flatting split second,
when the fata of an Interloper*»
a)ma trembled, In tod balance and
hoflrtfled Watdters caught and held
thou* brdatha with audible gasps,
aotnethlng want wrong.
Bom* late of power la the M t
Some petty miscalculation that re-1
duosd Its parabola ef flight and
denned the hall to descend, flick the etone
men of character and stand»
TURNING THE PAGES BACK
ASHLAND
Crater Lake
In Winter Time
F üwvj M I
What Others Say ¡
R o GH bllb
The Stomach
By William«
OUT OUR WAY
Hard Work and Thrift
IXAlUg UUOV WW UO»VU Vj CAAAVn AA VAAV/J A1<AVA VAACBV WV piC'
sum e th a t w e sh o u ld be W ish ing f o r so m e th in g else.
A s a m a tte r o f fa c t th is c it y h a s th e g r e a te s t p o s
sib le p a y ro ll th a t cou ld c o m e to a n y co m m u n ity in
th e p o u ltry in d u stry . W e h a v e it a t o u r v e r y door
step . I t cou ld be p rom oted W ithout m u ch c o s t and
there w ou ld be ca sh r e tu r n s m ade to h u n d red s o f
fa m ilie s e v e r y d a y in th e y e a r w ith o u t th e b la r in g
o f brass b an d s th e a w a r d in g o f fr e e site s, a n d a ll
oth er erDheliahmente th a t g o w ith th e lo ca tio n o f a
n ew In d u stry.
t/u iiiy .*;
W e p resu m e th a t th ere h a s to b e jn s t so m u ch
con versation b efo re th e re i s a n y co n c e n tr a te d a c
tion , b u t w e b e lie v e th a t th ere h a s b een en o u g h
tim e w a ste d in ta lk in g a b o u t it, w e fu r th e r b e lie v e
th a t e v e r y w eek or m on th th a t g o e s b y w ith o u t so m e
th in g d e fin ite b e in g d o n e is j n s t th a t m u ch op p or
tu n ity lo st.
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T h e d u m b e r o f C om m erce o ffic ia ls h a v e op
p ressed th e m se lv e s a s w illin g to ta k e th e in itia tiv e
in th is m a tte r, an d th e s u g g e s tio n h a s been m ad e
th a t a com m ittee be a p p o in te d w h o se sole d u ty sh a ll
be to g a th e r d a ta on p o u ltr y in d u s tr y a s It is rela ted
to A sh lan d . T h en w h en th e ir w ork h a s been com
p le te d w e h op e th a t a g e n e r a l m o o tin g w ill he
c a lle d to th o r o u g h ly d is c u s s th e ir fin d in g s an d
w ork o u t som e d e fin ite p la n o f a ctio n .
W . ft. PER K IN S, NÍWS WHTOB
ASHLAND
30 Years Ago
E. A. H ildreth, fc*., DOguty
Supreme Commander
of
the
Maccabees, accompanied by Wm.
Fox and Al. H ildreth, Jr., of
Granite Tent, were at Grant»
Pass Saturday «Veiling t * laotall
the offeers of the tent there.
M r. and Mte. F , ftbpar left thi*
morning for Ban Fraflcldco, to
visit their daughter, Mte. Osd. G.
C arr In K ern county, and spend
some time at the fair. . Miss
Carrie Roper w ill start wthfa a
few days for Seattle, Wash., to
visit a sister.
Joba L. Grubb s d l Maury Ap
pagato Wb* ate WWktetf • plater
mining claim over on Applegate,
Benton Rowers has returned bare been at bom* daring the
from a bwiirass trip lato th * past week, bnt intend to leave
southwest.
soon for their mine.
THE FORUM
a thoroaghbrod te hide his emo
tions. Rut there are oertain things
that, n a like real estate, do not have
to be see* te be appreciated. Bach
la thing waa the magnate’s Inner
loonvlcbcs (hat ff to extremely dis
tasteful to have to lose a sporting
I proposition, hot because of mis
placed jadgment In laying the Wa-
I ger. but because of an Inexcusable
bungle ana blunder by the party
upon^wbom the wagsr had bean
Artldlaa e f tim ely Interest
flf* vslosmsd under this head.
CommundaRona muat bear tha
signature of the author.
M T O IA W A T E R IN T H E PLAZA
In reporting our Forum yester
day the Tidings Stated that " th e
members, by a rousing vote, ex
pressed fnvotabtb asntlment to
the proposal to have L ith ia W ater
piped to the Plaza Block.**
th e a rtle l* (ailed to state that
there waa a bote of opposition
and that the vote wa* not ftfiShi-
m *u*. A« President of the Cham
ber of Commerce I protested
against thia kctlon, feeling that
both aide* should be presented.
A few of tey reason« for not
favoring the proposal are:
1st. That the P lata do** not
furnish the Proper setting for a
L ith ia W a ter fountain.
Sad.
In t h i summer time
when we hav*« many care to reg
ister, it w ill tehd tow ard. traffic
congestion.
Srd. That it Would mean A
large expena* whan, according to
our Mayor** statement, U I*
thonght that the bond* voted afe
bardly adaquate to complete th *
dam tip the 4anyofl,
4th. That Ve believe ttef foun
tain at th * depot, ill L itllla Park
and ia th * hotels are sufficient to
amply supply the tenrlats.
6th.
That . OUr
wonderful
park, with It * L ith ia water should
be sold the tourist and not tha
L ith ia water alone.
There are many other argu
ments against thia proposition.
The council desires to know
the wishes Of the people. We
should know What the Park Board
thinks about It, what the mer
chants, facing th* Plaza, think
about it, w h *t the hotels of Ash
land think, add many others.
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O. F. CARBON.
dftvner*« Up«.
edge of tbs playing field border
plank, deflect at an unexpected an
gle, ricochet da Ihe gTOss, bounce
a t th * fender of * oat and thud
plumb Into the ample stomach of
Livingstone Stlvner, Eequlret
unlovely the contour of their physi
cal profile also serves to sol as *
buffer and safety susUoa agalnet
the besting vicissitudes dt th* ad-
cidents of life.
It was fortuaato tor Stlvner that
the willow root polo ball plopped
into the yleldtas depths ot his ab
domen.
_ Moreover, It Was fortunate fl*r
t in n y Forbes’ Utorty © a t th* Va
rying eonroe of Its uncertain and
coy flight had operated to material
ly' rdditos the momentum of the
Due to this setrapirasy * f flood
fortune, Btlvner actually suffered
nothing mote ssrtoM than th* loss
Of a Httle dignity, a lot of breath
and one suspender button.
The surprised “Oufl“ that erupt
ed from 8Uv««r» iqm is th** mo-
ttsvt mingled most iah*rM6filoflsly
With the dulcet tinkling of tha
tu n «** ban. whloh signlasd that
thsgnms was over.
fligh* and th* «holte
■sleeted for a landing *1
. “ And why bcheldest thou
the mote tltet to In thy broth
er’s *ye, but consbforrot not
tha beam that to ta thine own
afrot” M att. T:8.
I f some,who are addicted to
that dtoataa known am gotetp.
WteUd spend a lit « * teorn Ante
d*ttg jnst What the tbuVs
verse suggests, there would be
lees gossiping la the world,
tad tacM m tally there would
L the oelerlty of
Be
maa ha yanks« tha Ou
fo to a halt, Mid offltor
tehed to StivnerT aid
Iurta of apology overlai
* spurte of 8tivaar*s da
Abner, grtnnfag ilk« aa ap* ta
bis mealy Way as ha poekstad the
check, oonddled 8tlvner, InOttae-
Itlvcly robbing his words into the
rankling spot:
“Tough one to lose, Livingstone1
I surely sever expected that VM
was going to be so kind es to tte -
■ent me with a win after Forbes,
here, appeared to hav« the game on
ice.“
.
Ranny fidgeted I* torments.
Darn tBe tallow 1 Why oottMtot
he take the check and keep Me
mouth shut, as any decent man
would? No. he had to gloat! L*ek
hero, he was actually addressing
Ranny now in a moat supercilious
m>< irritating manner:
>
•*What ia creation happened to
your last try for goal, Raunyf It
waa the most amaalng reversal I
•Ver saw *n * pelo field—*
Ranuy sqalftaed and. lgnSrttg
Ahd*r, turned to Stlvner:
."Wtlvner, it yon'd Ilka to w elt a
hit until I ran Jnto tha clublrtrttse
for a shower and a change r< be
awfully glad If you'd drive hash to '
town wM i Mn, Forbes and Y te ttk
and myself,*
"Th an ke/ site Btlvner rathe*
curtly, “but 1 have Other plana,**
A few other formal common- f
places and than the magnate da.;
■hoslders belying th* tetw d pfoMte
antaess of bis leaVo-faktog.
Once «gate nanny eqslfmed, (his
time under the laahtag dfopleaMte
In Joan's eyes. I f anything was
needed to complete Ms misery M
W M jn st that look,
«Wda’t ywii do«a « m n . dear, mad
|.slt on the clubhouse veranda wBAa
’ro watting for m ar ks faeddd
iMy.
"Thautn
m stay hero,- g|e
•«Id ta a non-committal, bafflttg
tons.
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Abner conld not repress a trt-
nmpkant grta at th a t Ranny, wBo
oouid not fatl to Mte th* nrta
« M h s d -a n d wuar*d qwtekiy a w p
with cfoy. Otherwise ha wmdd
K
5*7* i ° M ‘• Ab**?» fote with hta
fist what he had tatted to da Wlfo
«»•
MB.;
.
2?
gone.
AntL
of
»hock,‘|
^ . y with
. y a tsd sndflsn
that so stetea*
Wte|
Abnsr Q *«B *£:aB d his snort ro sZ
George R. Carter of Talent
M r*. Ç. Spencer of Ashland
«Pent Tassdsy ta Ashland looking • buslnsss visits» fa Medford
a fter business affairs.
terday.