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THE DflIUY TIDIJMGS EDITORIAL an d RÈA
C. J . R E A D , MANAGING EDITO»
ESTABLISH
ASH LAN D
D A IL Y
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ÏO * < > U R V Q O R K I.
H i u w t a -iw * o o c r
W h ile so c ia l and eco n o m ic c o n d itio n s vay*y w ith
in d iv id u a ls th e fu n d a m e n ta l la w s w h ic h g o v e r n th e
p roper a d m in istr a tio n o f o n e ’s p e r so n a l a ffa ir s are
the sam e e v e ry w h e r e.
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A m a n w ith an in oom e o f $1,000 a y e a r m u st liv e
on a d ifferen t s c a le fro m o n e e a r n in g $10,000 a year.
A m an w h o se in co m e is $100,000 a y o a r m < £ ad h ere
to still o th er sta n d a rd s o f liv in g a n d y e t b e w ith in
th e m ea n in g o f tr u e th r ift. B u t th is d o e s n o t m ean
th a t a n y o f th e se m «n w ith th e ir d iffe r e n t sta n d a r d s
o f liv in g , a r e ” n eV ef ju s tifie d in w a s te fu l p r a c tic es.
R eal th r ift is th e e lim in a tio n , a s m u ch a s p o ssib le ,
o f e v e r y fo rm o f w a ste .
T h e s p e n d in g « f m o n ey in w a y s th a t a r e u p ­
b u ild in g to th e co m m u n ity , h e lp fu l vt o o th e r s and
b en eficia l to g e n e r a l b u sin e ss is W ithin th e m e a n in g
o f true th r ift. T h ere i s j u s t a s m u ch t h r if t in v o lv e d
in p ru d en t sp e n d in g an d th e w is e a d m in is tr a tio n o f
o n e ’8 fu n d s a s th e re is in th e m ere s a v in g o f m on ey.
M C H « fc H iK o d f A
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A F û S ffÎO N OtfT OF
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W a gim p ly c a n ’t a g r e « w ith D r, A . C. I v y ,
noted p r o fesso r o f p h y s io lo g y a t N o r th w e ster n , w h o
an n ou n ces th a t th e sto m a ch is p r o b a b ly th e m o st
stu p id organ IA th e hum an b o d y . H e Illu str a te s h is
op in io n b y e x p la iftin g th a t i f a to y b a llo o n w ere
in trod u ced in fo i t and in fla te d th a t sto m a c h w o u ld
start in to d ig e s t it ju s t a s th o u g h it h a d a fu ll m eal.
I t i s p resu m ed th a t h e h a s in tro d u ced nu m erou s
to y b a llo o n s in to nu m erou s sto m a c h s an d o b serv ed
th e la t t e r ’s r e a c tio n u n d er a ll c o n c e iv a b le c o n d i­
tion s.
B a t, b y g o liie s , is t h is su ffic ie n t w a rra n t fo r
a w a r d in g tba+ o rg a n th e b in e ribbon f o r stu p id ity ?
U n d o u b te d ly i t illu s tr a te s t h a t th e sto m a ch hag a
on e-track m in d . B u t a o n e -tr a c k m in d i s n ot necch^
sa r ily e v id e n c e o f 100 p e r c en t s tu p id ity .
W o u ld it n ot, a s a tn a tte r o f fa c t, b e an e v id en ce
o f s till g r e a te r s tu p id ity i f th e sto m a c h w ere to g iv e
u p and n o t tr y t o d ig e s t th e b alloon ?
T h e stom ach is n o t • p e r m a n en t b o a r d in g h ou se.
I t is a w a y sid e in n fo r th e m a tte r th a t tr a v e ls its
w ay.
D ig e stio n is it« o n ly m ea n s o f k e e p in g th e
lin e m o v in g .
W h en an in fla te d b a llo o n h a p p en s
a lo n g to b lock th e tr a ffic th e m o st se n sib le th in g
th e sto m a ch can do i t to s e t a ll h a n d s to w ork
c le a r in g i t o u t o f th e w a y b y th e p rocaty
d ig e s ­
tio n .
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W e h a v e a p r iv a te op in io n th a t th e sto m a ch
is n o t n e a r ly s o stu p id a s p eo p le w h o go around
s w a llo w in g to y b a llo o n s a n d g r o u c h in g b ecau se th ey
h a v e d y sp e p sia .
F o r ty -fo u r s ta t s le g is la tu r e s are b u sily g r in d ­
in g o u t latre th is MKmth.
Y o u n g m an, becom e a
ju d g e !
T h e c r itic s a g r e ed “ Abie** Irish R o s e ” w a s
tr a sh .
I t p la y e d its 2000th p erform an ce recen tly .
M a y b e th e sh e w s till E ar a chance.
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LONDON — The house of
eomawns hka two shingled
■stabera, Mrs. H ilton P hll-
ipson, form erly Mabel Rus­
sel, a musical comedy star
followed the eaample of Mias
Elton W ilkinson, rod haired
Inherits, and had her ‘ Yocka
a h *« .
Lady Aetof,
the
duehtea of A thòl, Mias Su»
aan Lawrenoe and Mias M ar­
garet BAndftold atilt wear
long trasse».
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Cr.rt’.^ dL L iA i^ e,
maar ar ma saaMtorm
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PARIS — A tan b ill for
one
centime,
worth
one
tw enty fifth of a cent at
pTOSent rate of exchange, had
h * M Sent obf by the meth­
odical French tak dspart-
dMAt to the widow of any
arm y officer.
A charge of
2* centimes fo r notification
and one centime for ever-
head chargee were added by
the ten coleOtor. The widow
M id I t pottage atampa.
park , n . i .
— Charging tha two vauatear
tire companies which pro­
test this community w ith
h aring failed to rsspoad to
MB alarm recently In which a
man was killed, the town­
ship hae terminated the con­
trast With the fire compan-
rite te e n
testified
they
w*Te prevented
from ro-
■pondtog because the engine
company’s truck had no gas
in th * tank and the hook
S id Udder truck had two
flat tires.
AND
One faM- Is worth
''hunch«*?’
(Salem Capital Journal)
a hundred
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Fashion and folly
saving* account loW,
A woman tenet h ate bargains,
«10 m atter hoV mttch they dost. >
T ru th has Us good points, bat
i f won’t take yon into bflclety.
About the only thing Coflgres*
hasn’t monkeyed w ith la the ell»
* I f somebody didn’t raise hell
occasionally there would be no
progress.
Hez Keek says: "T o u ’v got to
give fat men who wear traits In­
stead of suspend«)* a lot o’ credit
fer th j.r courage.^
Left Cor Vacation—
C. K. Richardson of the Lithia
Springs hotel left yesterday for a
VseaUcn In southern California. »
Lett fa r
C. B, Thomas of Bush street
left yesterday mernlng for Chico.
Cal., Where he w ill spend several
days on a combined business and
pleasure trip.
Governor FattarSo* would
do V e il to end the perpetual
legislative squabble over fish
commission afafira by re­
moving at least two members
of the pTOaeat commission
and appointing in th e ir place
Ing fam ilia r w ith the in­
dustry and take It out * f
polittoa—a t toast far hl*
term. There la altogether
too mueh at stake to tempor­
ize longer w ith Inefficiency
and faverltlam, os portrayed
by raceat aottvltlda which
have reduced the .commis­
sion’« financial 'a ffa irs to
bankruptcy and Ha activities
to chaos.
s’ Vldfll
When a herd of healthy
kids select the sidewalk In
front of your domloile for a
roller skating rtoh,
ftarlT
back to the days when you
ware youag yourself before
ealling the town marshal.-—
Dugur Dispatch.
Borne
folks ato
*ucb
blockheads that Wa wonder
Why they don’t get eplintore
In their brains.
(Cottas* a rove Beatii
A man without nteMtl
of U ttia use to anyone
anything.
Few friends are M Stead­
fast that they won’t gossip
about you behind your back.
,
10 Years ^go
20 Years Ago
Mlgfl Yoda Brower has gone to
T. B. H ill* ha* said the remain­
Cfcbn, Cal., where she Will visit ing portion of the old J. Wagner
fo f M flM time.
homestead, inclflding about i l *
feet frontage on Granite strtet
and about an equal frontage on
Iteaah H. H u ll returned r«esm- M ill H teet t * RVd A. BWank of
ly froth PoPftland, -wh«TO b * Portland, for the reported con­
a
woB* hg the natives with a gaudy sideration of 93200.
oowBey o u tfit.
F . W . Baker has purchased the
Granito Hall 1M, corner Church
a id High stNM, He expects to
Mr, gad M r*. Jack Beagle will Improve it.
tah* alterge of the Columbia
Calh MWn. MPs. Lou Hargrove
Mrs. J. R. H a rt (nee Mts« Su­
and M f*. Blanche McBride have
bean managing this popular eat­ sie Dickey) of this city, who has
been visiting home folks In Ash­
ing plans.
land. baa returned ta her horn*
là AlaStoda. Cal.
Pupils of Miss Calkins,
Min
Vdnderaluls and Miss Dsns will
ptea
a pnbito
rosital
la
tin
Presbyterian church next Friday.
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, Tuesday, November 80, 102«.
Two down and eight to go!
T ru ly thia dtOflth has departed
on wings. I "want out ahd tried
to gat some pictures again today,
but every time I would « a t up.
the fog and snow would Sat down.
I aaw th e 'la k e today, the flrat
tlflto in several dayg.
shell seems at teas S* to how
he Will conduct the winter. A
few d«ya ag« fed Bad a dandy*
■tart; 11 degree», lota of clouda
and wind, and seemed to be go­
ing atroag. hut every now and
th a t something* would go wrong
and It would rain. Tonight there
Is a chanook blowing and you
can hear the ice falling from the
eaves and the aide of the betid­
ing. ao there fo a thaw on. t a k ­
ing all Is a ll the storm king had
net done so bed. Ha started the
l t t h and since than he Baa cov­
ered inoat o f the tent house», built
a twelve foot d rift on the south
aide of the Lodge and on the
north the snow is even w ith the
lower landing of the fire escape,
th e re are banka of overhanging
drifts bn the rim that reach e e l
ten feet or more, they are very
pretty to look at h at It is not
best to try and walk on them yet
awhile, t h e d rift in fro nt of the
Oemmnnlty House is just even
w ith the roof of the porch.
W o rk— W orked on table lamps
and shoveled snow o ff the fire es­
capes an d m a d e o u t rep orts. T h e
last is not lekst.
W eather— The
day
cloudy;
wind southeast; snowfall plifbe
last observation <«.0;
precipi­
tation, 74 in ,; depth of snow on
ground <0 iff.; tamp., H . 3d; L .
» ; R. S. M. 11.
tetro fd/vd/barale»
fan, than a
made th* «e«« for tha
Te a ll intents tad purposes It
looked like an accident—a carom
•hot misjudged.
Taken nnawaraa, y o u and bar
sxaltatton of Abner Gratiaan.
tM *t**d rooted t * t B * ta rt taa h te r “ f t * UMU gronp Who Isolated ta
frig h t
.
"ftMM ttt VMt wsfMtf Abntr that
Be van «Ba particular object ot the
Ms interest by M W . While the
crowd la general to n e d to the flatd
and with hand dapping and cheer«
acclaimed the guttering victory of
th e . saffron Jeneyed A rgentina,
who were riding off to too padtete.
It waa a wall merited tribute, te a
that would have been paid anyway
to their bfCHlut phisk, If not to
their rtstary. had not Raaay
Forbes' gfeetdM play gone so anana-
In sly to ptoses.
halta aim, and ha remained trans­
fixed, ilka the fascinated pray ef a
cobra, his eyes wide with a strange
dread *S O nto watched the spheroid
dnoomiag BTOard hl» head,
But in that flatting split second,
when the fata of an Interloper*»
a)ma trembled, In tod balance and
hoflrtfled Watdters caught and held
thou* brdatha with audible gasps,
aotnethlng want wrong.
Bom* late of power la the M t
Some petty miscalculation that re-1
duosd Its parabola ef flight and
denned the hall to descend, flick the etone
men of character and stand»
TURNING THE PAGES BACK
ASHLAND
Crater Lake
In Winter Time
F üwvj M I
What Others Say ¡
R o GH bllb
The Stomach
By William«
OUT OUR WAY
Hard Work and Thrift
IXAlUg UUOV WW UO»VU Vj CAAAVn AA VAAV/J A1<AVA VAACBV WV piC'
sum e th a t w e sh o u ld be W ish ing f o r so m e th in g else.
A s a m a tte r o f fa c t th is c it y h a s th e g r e a te s t p o s­
sib le p a y ro ll th a t cou ld c o m e to a n y co m m u n ity in
th e p o u ltry in d u stry . W e h a v e it a t o u r v e r y door
step . I t cou ld be p rom oted W ithout m u ch c o s t and
there w ou ld be ca sh r e tu r n s m ade to h u n d red s o f
fa m ilie s e v e r y d a y in th e y e a r w ith o u t th e b la r in g
o f brass b an d s th e a w a r d in g o f fr e e site s, a n d a ll
oth er erDheliahmente th a t g o w ith th e lo ca tio n o f a
n ew In d u stry.
t/u iiiy .*;
W e p resu m e th a t th ere h a s to b e jn s t so m u ch
con versation b efo re th e re i s a n y co n c e n tr a te d a c ­
tion , b u t w e b e lie v e th a t th ere h a s b een en o u g h
tim e w a ste d in ta lk in g a b o u t it, w e fu r th e r b e lie v e
th a t e v e r y w eek or m on th th a t g o e s b y w ith o u t so m e ­
th in g d e fin ite b e in g d o n e is j n s t th a t m u ch op p or­
tu n ity lo st.
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T h e d u m b e r o f C om m erce o ffic ia ls h a v e op ­
p ressed th e m se lv e s a s w illin g to ta k e th e in itia tiv e
in th is m a tte r, an d th e s u g g e s tio n h a s been m ad e
th a t a com m ittee be a p p o in te d w h o se sole d u ty sh a ll
be to g a th e r d a ta on p o u ltr y in d u s tr y a s It is rela ted
to A sh lan d . T h en w h en th e ir w ork h a s been com ­
p le te d w e h op e th a t a g e n e r a l m o o tin g w ill he
c a lle d to th o r o u g h ly d is c u s s th e ir fin d in g s an d
w ork o u t som e d e fin ite p la n o f a ctio n .
W . ft. PER K IN S, NÍWS WHTOB
ASHLAND
30 Years Ago
E. A. H ildreth, fc*., DOguty
Supreme Commander
of
the
Maccabees, accompanied by Wm.
Fox and Al. H ildreth, Jr., of
Granite Tent, were at Grant»
Pass Saturday «Veiling t * laotall
the offeers of the tent there.
M r. and Mte. F , ftbpar left thi*
morning for Ban Fraflcldco, to
visit their daughter, Mte. Osd. G.
C arr In K ern county, and spend
some time at the fair. . Miss
Carrie Roper w ill start wthfa a
few days for Seattle, Wash., to
visit a sister.
Joba L. Grubb s d l Maury Ap­
pagato Wb* ate WWktetf • plater
mining claim over on Applegate,
Benton Rowers has returned bare been at bom* daring the
from a bwiirass trip lato th * past week, bnt intend to leave
southwest.
soon for their mine.
THE FORUM
a thoroaghbrod te hide his emo­
tions. Rut there are oertain things
that, n a like real estate, do not have
to be see* te be appreciated. Bach
la thing waa the magnate’s Inner
loonvlcbcs (hat ff to extremely dis­
tasteful to have to lose a sporting
I proposition, hot because of mis­
placed jadgment In laying the Wa-
I ger. but because of an Inexcusable
bungle ana blunder by the party
upon^wbom the wagsr had bean
Artldlaa e f tim ely Interest
flf* vslosmsd under this head.
CommundaRona muat bear tha
signature of the author.
M T O IA W A T E R IN T H E PLAZA
In reporting our Forum yester­
day the Tidings Stated that " th e
members, by a rousing vote, ex­
pressed fnvotabtb asntlment to
the proposal to have L ith ia W ater
piped to the Plaza Block.**
th e a rtle l* (ailed to state that
there waa a bote of opposition
and that the vote wa* not ftfiShi-
m *u*. A« President of the Cham­
ber of Commerce I protested
against thia kctlon, feeling that
both aide* should be presented.
A few of tey reason« for not
favoring the proposal are:
1st. That the P lata do** not
furnish the Proper setting for a
L ith ia W a ter fountain.
Sad.
In t h i summer time
when we hav*« many care to reg­
ister, it w ill tehd tow ard. traffic
congestion.
Srd. That it Would mean A
large expena* whan, according to
our Mayor** statement, U I*
thonght that the bond* voted afe
bardly adaquate to complete th *
dam tip the 4anyofl,
4th. That Ve believe ttef foun­
tain at th * depot, ill L itllla Park
and ia th * hotels are sufficient to
amply supply the tenrlats.
6th.
That . OUr
wonderful
park, with It * L ith ia water should
be sold the tourist and not tha
L ith ia water alone.
There are many other argu­
ments against thia proposition.
The council desires to know
the wishes Of the people. We
should know What the Park Board
thinks about It, what the mer­
chants, facing th* Plaza, think
about it, w h *t the hotels of Ash­
land think, add many others.
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O. F. CARBON.
dftvner*« Up«.
edge of tbs playing field border
plank, deflect at an unexpected an­
gle, ricochet da Ihe gTOss, bounce
a t th * fender of * oat and thud
plumb Into the ample stomach of
Livingstone Stlvner, Eequlret
unlovely the contour of their physi­
cal profile also serves to sol as *
buffer and safety susUoa agalnet
the besting vicissitudes dt th* ad-
cidents of life.
It was fortuaato tor Stlvner that
the willow root polo ball plopped
into the yleldtas depths ot his ab­
domen.
_ Moreover, It Was fortunate fl*r
t in n y Forbes’ Utorty © a t th* Va­
rying eonroe of Its uncertain and
coy flight had operated to material­
ly' rdditos the momentum of the
Due to this setrapirasy * f flood
fortune, Btlvner actually suffered
nothing mote ssrtoM than th* loss
Of a Httle dignity, a lot of breath
and one suspender button.
The surprised “Oufl“ that erupt­
ed from 8Uv««r» iqm is th** mo-
ttsvt mingled most iah*rM6filoflsly
With the dulcet tinkling of tha
tu n «** ban. whloh signlasd that
thsgnms was over.
fligh* and th* «holte
■sleeted for a landing *1
. “ And why bcheldest thou
the mote tltet to In thy broth­
er’s *ye, but consbforrot not
tha beam that to ta thine own
afrot” M att. T:8.
I f some,who are addicted to
that dtoataa known am gotetp.
WteUd spend a lit « * teorn Ante
d*ttg jnst What the tbuVs
verse suggests, there would be
lees gossiping la the world,
tad tacM m tally there would
L the oelerlty of
Be
maa ha yanks« tha Ou
fo to a halt, Mid offltor
tehed to StivnerT aid
Iurta of apology overlai
* spurte of 8tivaar*s da
Abner, grtnnfag ilk« aa ap* ta
bis mealy Way as ha poekstad the
check, oonddled 8tlvner, InOttae-
Itlvcly robbing his words into the
rankling spot:
“Tough one to lose, Livingstone1
I surely sever expected that VM
was going to be so kind es to tte -
■ent me with a win after Forbes,
here, appeared to hav« the game on
ice.“
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Ranny fidgeted I* torments.
Darn tBe tallow 1 Why oottMtot
he take the check and keep Me
mouth shut, as any decent man
would? No. he had to gloat! L*ek
hero, he was actually addressing
Ranny now in a moat supercilious
m>< irritating manner:
>
•*What ia creation happened to
your last try for goal, Raunyf It
waa the most amaalng reversal I
•Ver saw *n * pelo field—*
Ranuy sqalftaed and. lgnSrttg
Ahd*r, turned to Stlvner:
."Wtlvner, it yon'd Ilka to w elt a
hit until I ran Jnto tha clublrtrttse
for a shower and a change r< be
awfully glad If you'd drive hash to '
town wM i Mn, Forbes and Y te ttk
and myself,*
"Th an ke/ site Btlvner rathe*
curtly, “but 1 have Other plana,**
A few other formal common- f
places and than the magnate da.;
■hoslders belying th* tetw d pfoMte
antaess of bis leaVo-faktog.
Once «gate nanny eqslfmed, (his
time under the laahtag dfopleaMte
In Joan's eyes. I f anything was
needed to complete Ms misery M
W M jn st that look,
«Wda’t ywii do«a « m n . dear, mad
|.slt on the clubhouse veranda wBAa
’ro watting for m ar ks faeddd
iMy.
"Thautn
m stay hero,- g|e
•«Id ta a non-committal, bafflttg
tons.
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Abner conld not repress a trt-
nmpkant grta at th a t Ranny, wBo
oouid not fatl to Mte th* nrta
« M h s d -a n d wuar*d qwtekiy a w p
with cfoy. Otherwise ha wmdd
K
5*7* i ° M ‘• Ab**?» fote with hta
fist what he had tatted to da Wlfo
«»•
MB.;
.
2?
gone.
AntL
of
»hock,‘|
^ . y with
. y a tsd sndflsn
that so stetea*
Wte|
Abnsr Q *«B *£:aB d his snort ro sZ
George R. Carter of Talent
M r*. Ç. Spencer of Ashland
«Pent Tassdsy ta Ashland looking • buslnsss visits» fa Medford
a fter business affairs.
terday.