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h a rry . F o r another,. I th in k he’s
a tra ld he’ll any th e 'w ro n g th in g .
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oar contributions will be in cash.
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TRACTORS AND RADIOS
• One tractor does not make a farm, nor does ’a radio
ajways keep the home aires .learning, hat thè government j
ctynsus óf agricolture fot 1925 show's an eriüghtófiing ,
relation between the number of tractors and radios re-
I>oFted. Announcement has been made of prelim inary
figures for several state», one stateMeiït inèl'uding- figurés
fyr Alabama, Idaho, Iowa Michigan, Missouri,- Nebraska,
Nevada, New York, ■ North Carolina, Ohio, tykle^iomu,
Virginia and West YirtppiiÇ Í J » i ’ , P ! ¡ \ J u t i .
Of those states,; N/uw Yotk wa»
ih iajlioá Îwith ¡
‘i f , 620, Iowa stood^Bfxt with
M»kòuri - ranged
third with J 7,592', AÌbio wan fourth îwUh I$,9ltj NobCaplAv •WASHIN6T0N-WU?
t
J$fth with 12,140,taa^M ièbigail sitili Miti. 9,02F-. AU tiic •
éthers reported Icaè.tfian, 5,Q0Ç
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■ o f ! CHARLES !’■ STEWART
? In traetqrs towa led with 87,‘.fob, OÊw carnè he*t Aviari <
:ÌO,932, NeW York .was thìW with 25,701, Mieliigapi tòèk j-
Ipurtli place with 19,288, 'Nebraska was fifth witn l8í-’ -
¿60 and Missouri sixth with 12,762. Except Oklahoma, j
fiith 10,950, all tlio other states reported less than 10,000. f
i Tliia evidence confirms belief that the fanners aré ¿
beating tke (umiliar plow horse vyitUtho tractor, but it 1
ulrt) adtfe another “ R ” to the traditional trinity, taught J
ip the little red school house, "‘j 1' ~~ z -
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L etter ?
NO NEED TO HURRY
• Not that any appointments need bp changed, hut I
rtdher as a m atter of unfinished business, it » 'w o rth while 1
to make a note of the largest apptaisnl of the e a r th ’s I
durability. This battered old
will hold together to r (
another 9992 »9*.00<»,im years, n ocu rfto Ho ’ the calcilla-ij
tíons of P r o f e s s o r i ;<E. Moulton of ÒfcìeAgè .University.^
Thflt seems a reaioflahle ann.'iint of titìijp in which to pre- j
pare for a genieèal dissolution riF;partnerships and attardi-,
itents, but like ate not, a good runny people will still be i
putting off Urgent matters “ until tóTrfcÚTgJg’.’ when tm ';
Ifcht day dawns,
that is the wa
world,, a n d .
Professor Moni ton’s^fateful calculations v w n ’t likely to !
change it.
-
i On that last day tlw earth igill “got too close to tub
nini, and ‘.‘Pouf! That twill, lifcal!. Jp st like the snuffing ¡
4f a candle, it will molt and be'destroyed:’,’ ‘
¿
J Applying the speed of light, 186,000 miles a second,
tjj the disc-like conformation of ¿he universe. Professor
Moulton fixes its distance from end tv end at 200,000 light j
tin! of this world may
iutr$ bthnn ; r } p it'll jiff,
‘jkrtatic” — just something to be tuned out rfml forgotten
ifc the eternal m y s i d t h ^ |S f ^ a r e ^ J
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A " C A O l/d AbYKRTIBING ITUNT
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Koine yews agio 4b« United States Depnrtjiient of
Nobôdy pays‘> r
», by reducing oi
ig i» the modern machinery of sale»—and
possibly busjs individuals.
‘ He’s accessible enough,
you have to see him on
that Steck’8 a new type of sena
tor—he speaks right out and gets
Htìtófe'
VINING THEATRE
4'I’m So Well And Happy
Again I Don’t Guess Any
body Wonders That 1
Think Karnak Is The
Greatest Medicine On
Earth,” ’ Declares Mrs.
Nelson.
•
"I dejn’t guess anybody will
wonder that I think Karnak is
the greatest medicine ■ on earth,
when they know how it rid mo
cf twelve years of stomach troub
les and made me so weil and
harpy again,” declares Mrs. A.
S.siNelson, -of E. 3018 Syndicate!
Illvd., Spokane, Waoh.
“All theao years of ill health
had just gotten me in such a run#
down «fondttl<jn that I waa os
week as a straw,’’ continues Mra.
Nelson. "My nerves were all rf>n
>lge, too, And many nights I
would lie awake all night jmffer-
|i-g with intense pains in (my
stomach, and gas would make my
licgrt pound like a drum.
“I dieted for years on soft foods
aild milk, but steadily grow worse
1 in spite of all I could do.
I
h.id terrible ditsy headaches, hdd
awful pains In r tf «tornaeh efid
lower intestlnoe, arid Jast Became
tree schedulca daH» OsSB a . m. 1 :1 0 p. m. 10:00 p. 1
Stop PV»r apywhere and as of’.pn as you like.
CATH— Hfgli b a rk rd rcclln in f adaptable throe positions.
SAfc FRANCISCO IN SEVENTEEN HOURS
The feature of the Highway is 8prlng in all its glory.
Get you- tiokete frort .pftckwtdi Stage Agent
Tavern C a te«» IC7 B ast Slain St. P h on e 84
"Well, sir. my hrfvband sug
gested that I try Karnuk and .al
most before I knew it I was im
proving right along. k NpWj all
the Indigestion, bloating, nervous
ness and pain la gone. I Just eat
hekrty and dqn’t have any. more
stomach fkOtthlh o f say kliid. i
sleep lik i a c#iild evart. night, and
mornlngt x'get up fMilng rested
and refrtshed.
I simply can’t
AJi kinds of common and face brick
j ^ijiue — Cement — Plaster
SAFETY has received its proper
emphasis in the building o f Star’s
capital value am ong all lig h t
weight Sixes — th e Star Six at
only £895 delivered here.
Ifenftix Tour $ 4 c e l Brakes— ac*
In the H eart of Town
IN SEATTLE
Ashland Cream-
>ery Butter .
'demands a higher price
khan any butter manu
factured on the t "'kikt,-
We are receiving a pre
mium -of 2c per pound
Jabovc tliq iriccfjpjiid for
other butter.
Ashland by
,nd ail lead-
on this Safe, J** Light
Weight Six!
, ( i ' *4i,» I '
< VÄRS0N-F0WLER LBR. CO.
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SiB HIM THfeit”
Systems
, • ’ :: “ Hab-a-dash Inti"
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THURSDAY AMD FRIDAY. MAY 20-21
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v , S. Official Government W ar Picture—Actual
F ront Line Fighting. -
-idfif
A couple of minutes talk with
him is a long talk, for Steck. Ha’.-i
■ice and affable, but he hasn’t a
second to waste.
His secretary informed me, as
t waltod an hour and a half be
yond the time he phoned me to
call, for my two minntes’ talk,
MILLER’S TOGGERY
policemen. If they like a food they are certain to
Ik about it tend spread the glad tidings.
i
that fail-
ere nou-M icvei >
Patiner Piano
, ’’ it Will Please Him
(lomiuerce made an effort to iwipularize the use of sea
irurw -I k an food.
They placed liberal quantities of son
’ussleK in barreia at polibc stations in one or two lnrge
ties, and hade policemen help thcihstelves. W hy at po
le stations f Well, because a policeman is a logical ad-
Himng fnedium for food. . f
h ........ .
The average patrolman is an ablebodied umn, who
jrks in the ojien air and in the course of a day develops
fiendish appetite. Being hungry most of the time, he
kes keen iq^ercst pi food and is often a connoisseur on
table». Moreover, he likes to twite about food and will
» ao, took whenai’ er l»-bas oitpprtunity. lionce, it -tW*
‘‘c a g e y * W l 3 i i f c U f c t f i W k « 6 t t W t i W
jn 1923 were lieadefi.by.men
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Special morinee Thnndat, for School Children
A N£W TIE lor DAD
.
citìbfcst
ÉISTOKIC
injury* to the
rècord
The iponderftyl
Wer-R®f
Value Points
s s æ s -
weight stasi ,
cep te< J y -tte W i t
American bwkUrs,such as Loco-
mobiU and iW L u & an d the type
used by 90% o f all European cars
— britlg to S tir Six the guarantee
o f r e d ^ v ih g ir ir t y f t iir a e p r t ''
vention ^if ski^ldxn^j.
N cw S ta rS u an ditteom radecirJlM
IIOMK BÛTTÎ^l—KAT MhllE 6F IT!
/ ASHLAND
ßREAMERY
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