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ASHLAND ÖAILT TIDIHGS
U siny B e n Moses F e a tu re —
KOT
j The E ugene G uard h as signed up
with the P re m ie r Syndicate of New! Gir, Who Had Heraelf Pafled ,n H o tt,
York fo - th e snappy sayings ot B ert
Unprepared for Meeting W ith
M ospj u n d er the caption of “ Sap and
Flippant Individual.
NEW S is any hum an activity
- S a lt.”
or event that ¡'s o f in terest to
The girl had never been paged in a
oth er hum ans. The BEST new s is
O rres cleans clothes. P hone 64.; hotel. Time after time she had heard
that w hich in terests th e greatest
tiie bellboys go by calling cut names,
num ber o f peop le. T he T idings
¡Sold \1I-D v M eetiiu__
I antI ahW 8 's h e had envied the young
w ould greatly appreciate it if you
r,
I «om en who got up and followed them
1 h • \\ ho C,. cla- ol the M etho-: ro tbe telephone>
w ould call 31) w hen you have an
di - Episcopal ch u rch , met F r id a y ,. Iv got to be a poshIve manIa with
item o f interest.. T h a n k you.
N ovem ber 17, in an all day s»".s:onj per-—this desire to be paged—and
¡t the hom e o ' .Ire. II. J. C arter, on finally she persuaded one of her
A lta avenue. Tw enty-six ladies w e re : friends to telephone her at a hotel at
O. E . S.
present to enjoy a very p leasan t a f a specified time.
R eg u lar m eeting of Alpha c h ap ter
She waited in the lobby, sitting on
ternoon to g eth er, the day being de
No. , O. E. S., th is evening a t Ma
voted to sew ing for c h a rita b le p u r the edge of her seat in excitement, un
sonic h all, 7:30 o'clock. F loral de
til the boy appeared.
poses.
A b o untiful luncheon was
gree. All visiting m em bers a re w el served c afeteria style a t th e noon I “Miss B row n! Miss Brown 1”
She rose excitedly. “I am Miss
come.
LORENA McNAIR, W. M.
hour..
Brown,” she said.
LEAH CALDW ELL, Secretary.
“Gentleman waiting to see you out
W e have prices on real, h a n d J front »
Will Leave for East Noon—
painted Jap an ese d » h e s.
I lie A aii-, gbe iookvd rath er surprised; th at
Mrs. H. O. F robach, of M edford, ety Store 89 N. Main St.
6 * 1 tf| had not been in the scheme. But per-
expects to leave in a sh o rt tim e for
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I baps be bad changed his mind. She
Held Fam ily R eunion—-
j followed tlie boy obediently, and was
an extended trip east.
,
Mr. and Mrs. Levi Johnson, of led face to face with a perfect
W e’ll help you save— though w e’re Iow a s tre e t, have enjoyed a visit r e - . stranger.
not in the ban k in g business, P aul- centlv from th e ir th re e d au g h ters, ■ ^ er fac® grew pink with confusion
Mrs. R. E. Teague of Leona, O r.J as she gazed at him’ and he- realizing
s e ru d ’s.
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the mistake,' watched lier in amuse
Mrs. V. R. Conlee from n ear C or
ment. He was a rath er loudly dressed
vallis, and Mrs. F red B idier of Cot- young man with u great a ir of assur
T h an k sgivin g W indow A ttracts—
This fam ily reunion ance.
The H. P. H om es grocery has put ,a Se Drove,
in itg T hanksgiving window, spelling was planned fo r earlier in the season
For a moment they sta re d ; then he
out the word “ T h an ksgiving” w ith hut because of a n um ber of circum - spoke.
“ N ot so good,” he said slowly, and
c ran b erries, nu ts and apples, w ith all stances was not b ro u g h t about u n til
o th e r kind of e ats for the day throw n tliis m onth. The Johnsons w ere f o r - ! ,,ien> as an a fte r thought, “but not so
in for good m easure.
m erly D ouglas county people and I
And the girl fled in embarrassment.
have a num ber of relatives and
Ask your grocer for Golden Sheaf friends in the U m pqua valley.
CFFER MARK TWAIN REFUSED
Bread.
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, See P a u lse ru d ’s $30 special suit.
AS SHE HAD PICTURED
Locai and Personal
RO BBINS URGES “OREGON
Shew Up w ith Big Catch —
SPIR IT ” AT C. OF C. FORUM
Dau A pplegate, Louis Dodge and
-
H arry H osier showed up in th e city
_____(Continued from Paga 1) __ Monday w ith a big catch of fish
and not w ait for an outsid er to come which they claim ed to have caught in
in and build it.
the Rogue River, b u t refused to di-
Follow ing the close of the forum , vulge the exact location of the spot.
F ra n k M iller m et with the d irecto rs
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of th e cham ber of com m erce, «nt
which tim e he explained th at th e
our
cent dinner.
Home
in te rsta te com m erce com m ission is D Beery and R e stau ra n t.
69 N orth
hearin g the S. P. and C entral Pacific " a n i-
68-3
u n m erg er case in W ashington, and
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th a t it would come to the coast t o ,
M i.iin g e a.li i-
hold fu rth e r hearings a t some early
P ra y e r nieeting a t th e P re?b y ter-
date. Five cities will be v i s i t e d - ian church wili be at 7 ° ’clock W ed'
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, o ...
T
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nesday evening, on account of the
P o rtlan d S eattle, Los Angeles, San
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lyceum e n te rta in m e n t. Let all those
Francisco and Salt LakQ. He fu rth e r
who see th is notice spread the infor-
explained th a t th e W illam ette L um
jm atlon as far as possible.
b erm en ’s association, closely id en ti
fied w ith th e S. P., has agreed to pay!
the expenses of one w itness from
W e a re open for business. O ur j
each city in the sta te . All cities in : prices are below a n y th in g of t h e (
Oregon, which a re in terested , are kind ,n Asllland
The V a rie ty ;
asked to appoint one rep resen !ativ e gtore 89 y
u gt
61tf
to a tte n d one of these hearings.
,
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Those selected will be subpoenaed to V isit in A shland—
appear before the I. C. C. which will
M ark M ontgom ery, S outhern P a
question them a t th a t tim e. A shland cific ag en t a t M edford, and FYank
will appoint one such rep re sen ta tiv e , MiHer a m em ber of th e pubiic 8erv-
though he has not been selected a t ice commis8lOM, of t he state,’ were
th is tim e.
visitors in the city today.
j 9. B reaks up a cold in six h ours;
B. C. H ubbard retu rn ed this even- nothing gives quicker relief in
ing from Igo, Calif., w here lie was coughs and colds th a n Hyomei. Goes
called several days ago on account right to the spot and kills th e germ s,
of th e death of his b ro th e r, Dayton Money back if it fails. M cNair Bros.
A. H ubbard. Mr. H ubbard was quite
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well know n in A shland, having vis-i M arr'cil in New Y ork__
ited here frequently.
Mrs. J. W .i
j p and ^ jrs George L. Carey have
H
atch
er
of
th
is
city
is
a
sister
of
the
received
word frOn, th eir son in New
Nothing Sadder, He Is Reported to
Nays Non P layed “ Nome B a ll” —
(,tl
deceased
m
an
’s
wife.
.Y ork City, s ta tin g th a t he was r e - 1
Have Said, Than Editorship of
Mr. and Mrs. C. W. W inne re
Humorous Periodical.
j centlv m arried to Miss Mary W helen.l
tu rn e d Sunday from C orvallis, w here
f**°m T rip East,
Wednesday Special —
' a resid e n t of th a t city. They will
they spent the week-end w ith th e ir
aud Mrs. Jesse M organ re-
H andm ade baby dresses, $1 and
About that time my wife helped me
m ake th e ir home a t 3 49 W est 21st
son B urton and atte n d ed the Ore- *in n ed a Iew
a a ° rom a t r i p )
another tem ptation behind me. up. N eedlecraft Shop.
68-1 stre e t. New York. Young Carey is l|
gon-O. A. C. football gam e.
Mr. to K entucky, N orth C arolina and oth- This was an offer of sixteen thousand
I in the arm y, being located a t F o rt;
W inne says th a t his boy played e r e a s te rn spates, w h e re thev h a v e ' dollars a year, for five years, to let Many P ears Shipped—
! Jav, and has one m ore y ear of his
N early tw ice as m any pears were
som e gam e, even if his side did | been spending the past several
shipped
from
the
Rogue
riv
er
v
a
lle
y
'
en listm e7 to serve’ a fte r which he
m
orons
p
erio
d
ical.
weeks.
lose.
1 praise her for furnishing her help th is year th an last. In all 1326 car- Wl11 be em ployed by the New York
in resisting th at tem ptation, for it is loads haye ,e ft thig gecilon of fhe C entral railro ad com pany.
He - is
Cliff Payne m akes fire screens.
T here ig still tim e to have th a t suit
her
due.
llie
re
was
no
tem
ptation
;
.
¡
q
u
i
t
e
well
known
in
A
shland,
having
cleaned before T hanksgiving. L ad ies’ !
i , it,
o m
in +•..„»
i.„, «a,., ...«„la , 4 . (State this season as com pared w ith lived
.
’ join-
about
tact, but she would h a \e I
here for some tim e before
work a specialty. A shland Cleaning Moves R ep o rted —
offered her help ju st the same if there ¡"90 in 1921. Apple shipping from
nrm v -
Mrs. Hazen moved M onday from had been one. I can conceive of many various points in th e valley will be ‘
and Dyeing W orks. P hone 63. 67tf
143 G resham s tre e t to an a p a rtm e n t wild and extravagant tilings when my continued for some tim e, about 125
F lu ff Rugs, m ade from your old
over th e Irw in pool room,.
‘‘Pep Man” in Vancouver—
imagination is in good repair, but I carloads rem aining to be exported.
worn
out carpets. Telephone 208.
cun
conceive
of
nothing
quite
so
wild
H ow ard J. W isehaupt, the “ pep
The to ta l num ber of carloads so far
41-eod-lm o*
ami
extravagant
as
the
idea
of
my
ac
Ask
your
grocer
for
Golden
Sheaf
m an ,” who spent several days in A sh
th is season are but 70. The crop last
cepting
the
editorship
of
a
humorous
Bread.
52tf
land a few weeks ago, is spending
year am ounted to 670 carloads.
periodical.
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; Make S hort V isit—
th is week in V ancouver, W ash., be
I should regard that as the saddest Dinner at B aptist Church—
!
M r- a » rt M’s- C harles Holloway, of
Will
Go
to
Cttliforn’a—
ing located a t th e St. Elm o hotel. He
of all occupations. If I should under
A
d
in
n
er
will
be
served
T
hursday
Ciow
nsville, Or., stopped in Ashland
The
B
arham
b
ro
th
ers,
who
operate
has a n o th e r engagem ent fo r the fol
take it I should have to add to it the
evening
a
t
6
o’clock
a
t
the
B
aptist
Aor
a
ll" b o m s Monday for a visit
a saw m ill on th e Siskiyous d u rin g occupation of undertaker, to relieve
low ing ten days a t Tacom a.
Rev. and Mrs. K oehler, as they
th e sum m er tim e, are sto rin g th e ir it in some degree of its cheerlessness. church by the Reds of the Sunday "
Have your clothes cleaned this goods p rep a ra to ry to going to Cali- —From “ Unpublished Chapters from school to the o th e r portion of th e were ° n ro u te lo K lam ath Falls,
week and avoid th e T hanksgiving | fo ru ia, w here they expect to work the Autobiography of Mark Tw ain” In school, who a re know n as th e Blues. I
H arper's Magazine.
A m em bership contest was held d u r-
Sw eet Cider, m ade fresh everv
rush. P a u lse ru d 's.
6 7 tfi d u rin g th e w inter.
ing th e late sum m er and ended about d ay ’ ,A O Sai!ons ?5c, one gallon 10c :
the tim e he Price m eetings began. <b !i ’ ‘ l!' !>l.one 9 - F - ll.
W here Long Necks Are Stylish.
j In Burma, among the
Karens, a As the Blues won th e contest, the ---------------------------------- —------ -----
long neck is the ambition of every
Reds a re now giving a d inner to
TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY
woman. Her mother sta rts thinking
them . All m em bers of the Sunday — _________ ___________ ________
; about this when her daughter Is a
! baby, and sta rts to accomplish this school a re invited to a tte n d the d in - : ‘’C FC i, J , ON DRY WOOD— 12 inch
and 16 nch large body wood. C ar'
■ swan-like effect when the tots are ner.
NE< OND ATTRACTION
now on track , m ust be released by
scarcely able to walk.
T hursday evening,.
I purchased
The method employed is a series ROW OYER WOOD
th is wood a t a bargain and ran
! of heavy brass rings, which are as
save :ny custom ers money if o r - ,
ENDS IN NHOOTING
thick as your little finger. These are
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'iers ¡'re placed today or W ednes- j
,, . n
i lla>’. A. G. Adams, phone 460. 68-1 '
put around the child's neck, and as
VANCOUVER, W ash., Nov. 21.— j ------------------- --------- ----------------------- -
I she grow s, more rings ure added, thus
F ra n k Schaeffer, aged 40, an un- F 0 ® S, VL?!— D.r y
wood, plenty ||
I forcing her neck to lengthen out.
A uspices o f the Am erican Legion
of h e a te r chunks; 12 inch tier,
m
arried
ran
c
h
e
r
of
n
e
a
r
Reedville,!
More rings are added year a fter yea;
$4.50; also 12 inch body fir, $3.75; !|
i as tiie girl grows into womanhood. 12 m iles north of V ancouver, is in '
12 inch second grow th fir, $3.25; i
I'weiity-one of these coils is the aver- St. Josephs hospital here su fferin g
SINGING AND DRAMATICS PRESENTED
delivered. 1224 Iowa St. 68-rno* '
' age worn, although 25 have been w ith five bullet w ounds, and George
IN HAPPY COMBINATION
FOR RENT— T hree room furnished
I achieved.
W. E dw ards, also a ran c h e r of the
a p a rtm e n t with oath and Bleeping
The 21-ring-collared
woman
is sam e neighborhood, is a fugitive
porch, reasonable to rig h t parties
thought beautiful, but the 25-rlnged
for the w inter. Phone 263-R or,
front ju stice as a re su lt of a shoot-j
! Indy Is considered a raving beauty
tali 369 H argadine.
67-* i
ing
in
S
chaeffer's
cabin
Sunday.
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under tiie Karens of Burma.
The shooting followed a dispute FOR SALE— Two pure bred Jersey
8 o’clock
Adm., 50c and 25c
over
th e sale of 19 cords of wood be
heifers, carry in g some of th e best
Hidden Brine River.
blood in th e country, but cannot
longing
to
Schaeffer.
A thousand feet beneath the town
Season T ickets on S ale at Reduced P rices
give papers and will sell' for grade
of Midland, Mich., run rivers of brine
prices, $50 and $70. Phone 411-
Nee V. V. M ills, A shland Ntate Bank
charged with calcium, sodium, magne
Canals of Mars.
R-
68-1
sium, strontium , bromine and chlorine.
In 1877 Schiaparelli, an Italian as
! Forty pumping wells raise the brine, trononier, discovered features on tiie : FOR SA LE— L arge, handsom e K im
ball piano, perfect in every way.
¡and separative processes release from surface of Mars which have resulted
$350. • M ight tak e first class Vic-
i it the bases of photographic emulsions, in almost endless discussion as the
trola as p a rt paym ent.
Phone
medicines, cement, tanning m aterials, “canals of Mars'.” The canals are
411-R.
68-i
perfumes, preservatives and cold-stor fine straight lines or ditches which
age solutions. The magnesium was cross the surface of ti e planet in va FOR SALE— T horoughbred A iredale ,
10 weeks ^>ld, fem ale. $5. phone |
used for war Hares, and now, com rious directions. Some astronomers
284-J. ________________ ____________
68-3*
bined in a secret alloy, furnishes metal have m aintained that they are artifi-
one-third the weight of aluminum, clal, and that they probably a e used j FO R SALE:— A victrola, like new.
sustaining a pressure of 24,000 pounds as Irrigation ditches.
T h e ThEATER BEAUTIFUL
These lines
R easonable. Inquire Vendom e ho-
per square inch. In the form of gas- sometimes appear to be double, but
tel.
£8-6
TODAY — TOMORROW — THURSDAY
: engine pistons, a fte r a test equivalent observation has disclosed that they do „ „ „ ‘ . W L '
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FOR SALE OR RENT— T hree «acre
i to that of a motor car running 30 miles not change their position.
fru it ranch, five room house, on
an hour continuously for 35,000 miles
S traw berry Lane.
Mrs. Neville,
Rudolf Rassendyl Rupert of Hent
B l a c k Michael. scarcely a sign of wear was discern
375 B St. or 244 M echanic.
69-3*
Her Opinion.
—English adven- zau, whose vil- who hated Rudolf ible.—Scientific American.
He—I must buy a new hat.
FOR SALE— Milk cow, fresh. J. E.
She—W hat kind of a one are you
t u r e r , who so liany was so per anti hived Eltivi.i
W ild, fou rth house no rth Belle-
Of Course N ot!
going to get, Mr. Sap?
view’ school house.
68-3*
loved life that he fect it was a t with equal inten
A negro boarded a tram car. A fter
He— A derby, I think.
a word with the conductor, he shuf
risked it dailv.
si tv.
She—Why don’t you get a soft one? . FOR SALE— F o u r room cottage, city
tractive.
fled toward the door again.
_Why?
i w a te r and lights, large lot, some
fru it, garage, nice location. Low
Site—Oh, I think it would be more
An inspector, who happened to be
price for cash o r will sell on term s.
in the car, said to him, "surely you appropriate for your bead.—Brooklyn
See Mrs. C. E. Lane, Tidings. 68-6
don't want to get off so soon—and you
haven’t paid.”
“Ab want ter go ter Whopple
P r o d u c t i o n , op
street,” said the negro, “an’ de con-
ductali says dab’s no sich place.”
“Well, there isn’t,” said the con
ductor.
“Den dab’s sure no good in ma
FATTENING FOWLN FDR MARKET
gwine dah.”—Edinburgh Scotsman.
OLYMPIC CRATE FA TTEN ER is unequalled for fatten in g T u r
keys o r o th er fow’ls. It is m ade from dried b u tte rm ilk , corn feed
Baffin Land.
i ncT’xix I
m eal, oat flour, barley flour, red dag flour,, alfqlfa m eal, flo u r m id
Baffin Land, a barren insular tract
E d w a rd R o s e --
V i è '
dlings and m eat m eal. The g u aran eed analysis is: P rotein 14 per
I ( in British North America, lies between
cent, fibre 5 per cent, fat 4 per cent ash 5 per cent, carb o h y d rates
latitude Cl degrees and 72 degrees
60 per cent. This feed has produced su rp risin g re su lts for all users.
> north, with Lancaster sound on the
i nortli, Baffin hay and Davis' stra it on
C onfine fowls in c ra tes and feed fo r a b o u t ten day's on OLYMPIC
j the east, the Gulf of Bothnia and Fox
CRATE FA TTEN ER mixed to a b itte r w ith w ater. Feed two or
TOPICS OF THE DAY
' channel on the west, and Hudson bay
th re e tim es a day w hat will be cleaned up readily and m ark et the
' on the south. The area is about 236,-
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b ird s ju st as soon as they go off feed.
i 000 square miles. It is inhabited by a
i
Tuesday, November 21, 1022
Don’t Forget the
Sporting Goods Sale
AT THE ELKHORN GUN STORE
381 E. < MAIN ST.
Closes December 1st
Watch Window for Specials
Sporting Goods Make Good Christmas Presents
Elkhorn Gun Store
R. MIDDLETON
Ashland, Ore.
R eturns from C alifornia—
m v
EXCEPTIONAL OPPORTUNITY TO SEE
BIG T IM E V A U D E V IL L E
ARMANI) WRIGHT
and
RUBY EARL
in a Series of Songs,
Styles and Steps
DANA COOPER AND
COM PAN Y
GEORGE NELSON
and
MAUI) DAY
EDNA KNOWLES
and
ROGER HURST
in a Musical Melange
in “ Minnie and Cliiniinie”
in a Playlet of Thrills
and Action
"The Brazilian Widow"
A Farce Comedy by the Entire Company
OVERTURE
PROLOGUE
FINALE
Admission ......................................55 and S5e, inch tax
ALL SEATS RESERVED
______________ CURTAIN AT 8:30___________ -
Seat Sale Open—1 to 4 and 7 to 9
WEDNESDAY, THURSDAY
MIDLAND LYCEUM COURSE
F or the Show
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"The Colonial Players”
THE
T H E A T E R BEAUTIFUL
Armory, Wednesday, Nov. 22
Prisoner
by A n tK o x u y H o p e
Zenda
“ AESOP’S FABLES
First Show 7:15: ’2nd Show 9:15
OEWMi
Admission 10 and 50c
few Eskimos, but is visited occasion
ally by w halers.
Il pays to read the classified page.
A S H L A N D M IL L S
School
Shoes
WE HAVE ’EM
All Wool Suits — many
with two pair of pants
Wonderful Blue Serges
Guaranteed All Wool
Suits
S6.50
to
W
©
Ö
IL
W
K
À
•T h « N -tio i.* ! Uw,» L iu t b o "
IS
$21.90
Dutchess Knickerbockers
10c a button—50c a rip
$2.50 to $3.50
Me have a most complete line of everything for the
hoys in Shirts, Underwear, Shoes, Ties, Blouses,
Stockings, Caps, Etc.
SEE OUR LINE FIRST
m /a œ n Lj