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ASHLAND ÖAILT TIDIHGS
U siny B e n Moses F e a tu re —
KOT
j The E ugene G uard h as signed up
with the P re m ie r Syndicate of New! Gir, Who Had Heraelf Pafled ,n H o tt,
York fo - th e snappy sayings ot B ert
Unprepared for Meeting W ith
M ospj u n d er the caption of “ Sap and
Flippant Individual.
NEW S is any hum an activity
- S a lt.”
or event that ¡'s o f in terest to
The girl had never been paged in a
oth er hum ans. The BEST new s is
O rres cleans clothes. P hone 64.; hotel. Time after time she had heard
that w hich in terests th e greatest
tiie bellboys go by calling cut names,
num ber o f peop le. T he T idings
¡Sold \1I-D v M eetiiu__
I antI ahW 8 's h e had envied the young
w ould greatly appreciate it if you
r,
I «om en who got up and followed them
1 h • \\ ho C,. cla- ol the M etho-: ro tbe telephone>
w ould call 31) w hen you have an
di - Episcopal ch u rch , met F r id a y ,. Iv got to be a poshIve manIa with
item o f interest.. T h a n k you.
N ovem ber 17, in an all day s»".s:onj per-—this desire to be paged—and
¡t the hom e o ' .Ire. II. J. C arter, on finally she persuaded one of her
A lta avenue. Tw enty-six ladies w e re : friends to telephone her at a hotel at
O. E . S.
present to enjoy a very p leasan t a f­ a specified time.
R eg u lar m eeting of Alpha c h ap ter
She waited in the lobby, sitting on
ternoon to g eth er, the day being de­
No. , O. E. S., th is evening a t Ma­
voted to sew ing for c h a rita b le p u r­ the edge of her seat in excitement, un­
sonic h all, 7:30 o'clock. F loral de­
til the boy appeared.
poses.
A b o untiful luncheon was
gree. All visiting m em bers a re w el­ served c afeteria style a t th e noon I “Miss B row n! Miss Brown 1”
She rose excitedly. “I am Miss
come.
LORENA McNAIR, W. M.
hour..
Brown,” she said.
LEAH CALDW ELL, Secretary.
“Gentleman waiting to see you out
W e have prices on real, h a n d J front »
Will Leave for East Noon—
painted Jap an ese d » h e s.
I lie A aii-, gbe iookvd rath er surprised; th at
Mrs. H. O. F robach, of M edford, ety Store 89 N. Main St.
6 * 1 tf| had not been in the scheme. But per-
expects to leave in a sh o rt tim e for
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I baps be bad changed his mind. She
Held Fam ily R eunion—-
j followed tlie boy obediently, and was
an extended trip east.
,
Mr. and Mrs. Levi Johnson, of led face to face with a perfect
W e’ll help you save— though w e’re Iow a s tre e t, have enjoyed a visit r e - . stranger.
not in the ban k in g business, P aul- centlv from th e ir th re e d au g h ters, ■ ^ er fac® grew pink with confusion
Mrs. R. E. Teague of Leona, O r.J as she gazed at him’ and he- realizing
s e ru d ’s.
67tf
the mistake,' watched lier in amuse­
Mrs. V. R. Conlee from n ear C or­
ment. He was a rath er loudly dressed
vallis, and Mrs. F red B idier of Cot- young man with u great a ir of assur­
T h an k sgivin g W indow A ttracts—
This fam ily reunion ance.
The H. P. H om es grocery has put ,a Se Drove,
in itg T hanksgiving window, spelling was planned fo r earlier in the season
For a moment they sta re d ; then he
out the word “ T h an ksgiving” w ith hut because of a n um ber of circum - spoke.
“ N ot so good,” he said slowly, and
c ran b erries, nu ts and apples, w ith all stances was not b ro u g h t about u n til
o th e r kind of e ats for the day throw n tliis m onth. The Johnsons w ere f o r - ! ,,ien> as an a fte r thought, “but not so
in for good m easure.
m erly D ouglas county people and I
And the girl fled in embarrassment.
have a num ber of relatives and
Ask your grocer for Golden Sheaf friends in the U m pqua valley.
CFFER MARK TWAIN REFUSED
Bread.
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, See P a u lse ru d ’s $30 special suit.
AS SHE HAD PICTURED
Locai and Personal
RO BBINS URGES “OREGON
Shew Up w ith Big Catch —
SPIR IT ” AT C. OF C. FORUM
Dau A pplegate, Louis Dodge and
-
H arry H osier showed up in th e city
_____(Continued from Paga 1) __ Monday w ith a big catch of fish
and not w ait for an outsid er to come which they claim ed to have caught in
in and build it.
the Rogue River, b u t refused to di-
Follow ing the close of the forum , vulge the exact location of the spot.
F ra n k M iller m et with the d irecto rs
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of th e cham ber of com m erce, «nt
which tim e he explained th at th e
our
cent dinner.
Home
in te rsta te com m erce com m ission is D Beery and R e stau ra n t.
69 N orth
hearin g the S. P. and C entral Pacific " a n i-
68-3
u n m erg er case in W ashington, and
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th a t it would come to the coast t o ,
M i.iin g e a.li i-
hold fu rth e r hearings a t some early
P ra y e r nieeting a t th e P re?b y ter-
date. Five cities will be v i s i t e d - ian church wili be at 7 ° ’clock W ed'
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, o ...
T
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,
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nesday evening, on account of the
P o rtlan d S eattle, Los Angeles, San
•
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. ’
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lyceum e n te rta in m e n t. Let all those
Francisco and Salt LakQ. He fu rth e r
who see th is notice spread the infor-
explained th a t th e W illam ette L um ­
jm atlon as far as possible.
b erm en ’s association, closely id en ti­
fied w ith th e S. P., has agreed to pay!
the expenses of one w itness from
W e a re open for business. O ur j
each city in the sta te . All cities in : prices are below a n y th in g of t h e (
Oregon, which a re in terested , are kind ,n Asllland
The V a rie ty ;
asked to appoint one rep resen !ativ e gtore 89 y
u gt
61tf
to a tte n d one of these hearings.
,
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Those selected will be subpoenaed to V isit in A shland—
appear before the I. C. C. which will
M ark M ontgom ery, S outhern P a ­
question them a t th a t tim e. A shland cific ag en t a t M edford, and FYank
will appoint one such rep re sen ta tiv e , MiHer a m em ber of th e pubiic 8erv-
though he has not been selected a t ice commis8lOM, of t he state,’ were
th is tim e.
visitors in the city today.
j 9. B reaks up a cold in six h ours;
B. C. H ubbard retu rn ed this even- nothing gives quicker relief in
ing from Igo, Calif., w here lie was coughs and colds th a n Hyomei. Goes
called several days ago on account right to the spot and kills th e germ s,
of th e death of his b ro th e r, Dayton Money back if it fails. M cNair Bros.
A. H ubbard. Mr. H ubbard was quite
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well know n in A shland, having vis-i M arr'cil in New Y ork__
ited here frequently.
Mrs. J. W .i
j p and ^ jrs George L. Carey have
H
atch
er
of
th
is
city
is
a
sister
of
the
received
word frOn, th eir son in New
Nothing Sadder, He Is Reported to
Nays Non P layed “ Nome B a ll” —
(,tl
deceased
m
an
’s
wife.
.Y ork City, s ta tin g th a t he was r e - 1
Have Said, Than Editorship of
Mr. and Mrs. C. W. W inne re
Humorous Periodical.
j centlv m arried to Miss Mary W helen.l
tu rn e d Sunday from C orvallis, w here
f**°m T rip East,
Wednesday Special —
' a resid e n t of th a t city. They will
they spent the week-end w ith th e ir
aud Mrs. Jesse M organ re-
H andm ade baby dresses, $1 and
About that time my wife helped me
m ake th e ir home a t 3 49 W est 21st
son B urton and atte n d ed the Ore- *in n ed a Iew
a a ° rom a t r i p )
another tem ptation behind me. up. N eedlecraft Shop.
68-1 stre e t. New York. Young Carey is l|
gon-O. A. C. football gam e.
Mr. to K entucky, N orth C arolina and oth- This was an offer of sixteen thousand
I in the arm y, being located a t F o rt;
W inne says th a t his boy played e r e a s te rn spates, w h e re thev h a v e ' dollars a year, for five years, to let Many P ears Shipped—
! Jav, and has one m ore y ear of his
N early tw ice as m any pears were
som e gam e, even if his side did | been spending the past several
shipped
from
the
Rogue
riv
er
v
a
lle
y
'
en listm e7 to serve’ a fte r which he
m
orons
p
erio
d
ical.
weeks.
lose.
1 praise her for furnishing her help th is year th an last. In all 1326 car- Wl11 be em ployed by the New York
in resisting th at tem ptation, for it is loads haye ,e ft thig gecilon of fhe C entral railro ad com pany.
He - is
Cliff Payne m akes fire screens.
T here ig still tim e to have th a t suit
her
due.
llie
re
was
no
tem
ptation
;
.
¡
q
u
i
t
e
well
known
in
A
shland,
having
cleaned before T hanksgiving. L ad ies’ !
i , it,
o m
in +•..„»
i.„, «a,., ...«„la , 4 . (State this season as com pared w ith lived
.
’ join-
about
tact, but she would h a \e I
here for some tim e before
work a specialty. A shland Cleaning Moves R ep o rted —
offered her help ju st the same if there ¡"90 in 1921. Apple shipping from
nrm v -
Mrs. Hazen moved M onday from had been one. I can conceive of many various points in th e valley will be ‘
and Dyeing W orks. P hone 63. 67tf
143 G resham s tre e t to an a p a rtm e n t wild and extravagant tilings when my continued for some tim e, about 125
F lu ff Rugs, m ade from your old
over th e Irw in pool room,.
‘‘Pep Man” in Vancouver—
imagination is in good repair, but I carloads rem aining to be exported.
worn
out carpets. Telephone 208.
cun
conceive
of
nothing
quite
so
wild
H ow ard J. W isehaupt, the “ pep
The to ta l num ber of carloads so far
41-eod-lm o*
ami
extravagant
as
the
idea
of
my
ac­
Ask
your
grocer
for
Golden
Sheaf
m an ,” who spent several days in A sh­
th is season are but 70. The crop last
cepting
the
editorship
of
a
humorous
Bread.
52tf
land a few weeks ago, is spending
year am ounted to 670 carloads.
periodical.
_ _ _ ___
; Make S hort V isit—
th is week in V ancouver, W ash., be­
I should regard that as the saddest Dinner at B aptist Church—
!
M r- a » rt M’s- C harles Holloway, of
Will
Go
to
Cttliforn’a—
ing located a t th e St. Elm o hotel. He
of all occupations. If I should under­
A
d
in
n
er
will
be
served
T
hursday
Ciow
nsville, Or., stopped in Ashland
The
B
arham
b
ro
th
ers,
who
operate
has a n o th e r engagem ent fo r the fol­
take it I should have to add to it the
evening
a
t
6
o’clock
a
t
the
B
aptist
Aor
a
ll" b o m s Monday for a visit
a saw m ill on th e Siskiyous d u rin g occupation of undertaker, to relieve
low ing ten days a t Tacom a.
Rev. and Mrs. K oehler, as they
th e sum m er tim e, are sto rin g th e ir it in some degree of its cheerlessness. church by the Reds of the Sunday "
Have your clothes cleaned this goods p rep a ra to ry to going to Cali- —From “ Unpublished Chapters from school to the o th e r portion of th e were ° n ro u te lo K lam ath Falls,
week and avoid th e T hanksgiving | fo ru ia, w here they expect to work the Autobiography of Mark Tw ain” In school, who a re know n as th e Blues. I
H arper's Magazine.
A m em bership contest was held d u r-
Sw eet Cider, m ade fresh everv
rush. P a u lse ru d 's.
6 7 tfi d u rin g th e w inter.
ing th e late sum m er and ended about d ay ’ ,A O Sai!ons ?5c, one gallon 10c :
the tim e he Price m eetings began. <b !i ’ ‘ l!' !>l.one 9 - F - ll.
W here Long Necks Are Stylish.
j In Burma, among the
Karens, a As the Blues won th e contest, the ---------------------------------- —------ -----
long neck is the ambition of every
Reds a re now giving a d inner to
TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY
woman. Her mother sta rts thinking
them . All m em bers of the Sunday — _________ ___________ ________
; about this when her daughter Is a
! baby, and sta rts to accomplish this school a re invited to a tte n d the d in - : ‘’C FC i, J , ON DRY WOOD— 12 inch
and 16 nch large body wood. C ar'
■ swan-like effect when the tots are ner.
NE< OND ATTRACTION
now on track , m ust be released by
scarcely able to walk.
T hursday evening,.
I purchased
The method employed is a series ROW OYER WOOD
th is wood a t a bargain and ran
! of heavy brass rings, which are as
save :ny custom ers money if o r - ,
ENDS IN NHOOTING
thick as your little finger. These are
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'iers ¡'re placed today or W ednes- j
,, . n
i lla>’. A. G. Adams, phone 460. 68-1 '
put around the child's neck, and as
VANCOUVER, W ash., Nov. 21.— j ------------------- --------- ----------------------- -
I she grow s, more rings ure added, thus
F ra n k Schaeffer, aged 40, an un- F 0 ® S, VL?!— D.r y
wood, plenty ||
I forcing her neck to lengthen out.
A uspices o f the Am erican Legion
of h e a te r chunks; 12 inch tier,
m
arried
ran
c
h
e
r
of
n
e
a
r
Reedville,!
More rings are added year a fter yea;
$4.50; also 12 inch body fir, $3.75; !|
i as tiie girl grows into womanhood. 12 m iles north of V ancouver, is in '
12 inch second grow th fir, $3.25; i
I'weiity-one of these coils is the aver- St. Josephs hospital here su fferin g
SINGING AND DRAMATICS PRESENTED
delivered. 1224 Iowa St. 68-rno* '
' age worn, although 25 have been w ith five bullet w ounds, and George
IN HAPPY COMBINATION
FOR RENT— T hree room furnished
I achieved.
W. E dw ards, also a ran c h e r of the
a p a rtm e n t with oath and Bleeping
The 21-ring-collared
woman
is sam e neighborhood, is a fugitive
porch, reasonable to rig h t parties
thought beautiful, but the 25-rlnged
for the w inter. Phone 263-R or,
front ju stice as a re su lt of a shoot-j
! Indy Is considered a raving beauty
tali 369 H argadine.
67-* i
ing
in
S
chaeffer's
cabin
Sunday.
~
under tiie Karens of Burma.
The shooting followed a dispute FOR SALE— Two pure bred Jersey
8 o’clock
Adm., 50c and 25c
over
th e sale of 19 cords of wood be­
heifers, carry in g some of th e best
Hidden Brine River.
blood in th e country, but cannot
longing
to
Schaeffer.
A thousand feet beneath the town
Season T ickets on S ale at Reduced P rices
give papers and will sell' for grade
of Midland, Mich., run rivers of brine
prices, $50 and $70. Phone 411-
Nee V. V. M ills, A shland Ntate Bank
charged with calcium, sodium, magne­
Canals of Mars.
R-
68-1
sium, strontium , bromine and chlorine.
In 1877 Schiaparelli, an Italian as
! Forty pumping wells raise the brine, trononier, discovered features on tiie : FOR SA LE— L arge, handsom e K im ­
ball piano, perfect in every way.
¡and separative processes release from surface of Mars which have resulted
$350. • M ight tak e first class Vic-
i it the bases of photographic emulsions, in almost endless discussion as the
trola as p a rt paym ent.
Phone
medicines, cement, tanning m aterials, “canals of Mars'.” The canals are
411-R.
68-i
perfumes, preservatives and cold-stor­ fine straight lines or ditches which
age solutions. The magnesium was cross the surface of ti e planet in va­ FOR SALE— T horoughbred A iredale ,
10 weeks ^>ld, fem ale. $5. phone |
used for war Hares, and now, com­ rious directions. Some astronomers
284-J. ________________ ____________
68-3*
bined in a secret alloy, furnishes metal have m aintained that they are artifi-
one-third the weight of aluminum, clal, and that they probably a e used j FO R SALE:— A victrola, like new.
sustaining a pressure of 24,000 pounds as Irrigation ditches.
T h e ThEATER BEAUTIFUL
These lines
R easonable. Inquire Vendom e ho-
per square inch. In the form of gas- sometimes appear to be double, but
tel.
£8-6
TODAY — TOMORROW — THURSDAY
: engine pistons, a fte r a test equivalent observation has disclosed that they do „ „ „ ‘ . W L '
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FOR SALE OR RENT— T hree «acre
i to that of a motor car running 30 miles not change their position.
fru it ranch, five room house, on
an hour continuously for 35,000 miles
S traw berry Lane.
Mrs. Neville,
Rudolf Rassendyl Rupert of Hent
B l a c k Michael. scarcely a sign of wear was discern­
375 B St. or 244 M echanic.
69-3*
Her Opinion.
—English adven- zau, whose vil- who hated Rudolf ible.—Scientific American.
He—I must buy a new hat.
FOR SALE— Milk cow, fresh. J. E.
She—W hat kind of a one are you
t u r e r , who so liany was so per­ anti hived Eltivi.i
W ild, fou rth house no rth Belle-
Of Course N ot!
going to get, Mr. Sap?
view’ school house.
68-3*
loved life that he fect it was a t ­ with equal inten­
A negro boarded a tram car. A fter
He— A derby, I think.
a word with the conductor, he shuf­
risked it dailv.
si tv.
She—Why don’t you get a soft one? . FOR SALE— F o u r room cottage, city
tractive.
fled toward the door again.
_Why?
i w a te r and lights, large lot, some
fru it, garage, nice location. Low
Site—Oh, I think it would be more
An inspector, who happened to be
price for cash o r will sell on term s.
in the car, said to him, "surely you appropriate for your bead.—Brooklyn
See Mrs. C. E. Lane, Tidings. 68-6
don't want to get off so soon—and you
haven’t paid.”
“Ab want ter go ter Whopple
P r o d u c t i o n , op
street,” said the negro, “an’ de con-
ductali says dab’s no sich place.”
“Well, there isn’t,” said the con­
ductor.
“Den dab’s sure no good in ma
FATTENING FOWLN FDR MARKET
gwine dah.”—Edinburgh Scotsman.
OLYMPIC CRATE FA TTEN ER is unequalled for fatten in g T u r­
keys o r o th er fow’ls. It is m ade from dried b u tte rm ilk , corn feed
Baffin Land.
i ncT’xix I
m eal, oat flour, barley flour, red dag flour,, alfqlfa m eal, flo u r m id­
Baffin Land, a barren insular tract
E d w a rd R o s e --
V i è '
dlings and m eat m eal. The g u aran eed analysis is: P rotein 14 per
I ( in British North America, lies between
cent, fibre 5 per cent, fat 4 per cent ash 5 per cent, carb o h y d rates
latitude Cl degrees and 72 degrees
60 per cent. This feed has produced su rp risin g re su lts for all users.
> north, with Lancaster sound on the
i nortli, Baffin hay and Davis' stra it on
C onfine fowls in c ra tes and feed fo r a b o u t ten day's on OLYMPIC
j the east, the Gulf of Bothnia and Fox
CRATE FA TTEN ER mixed to a b itte r w ith w ater. Feed two or
TOPICS OF THE DAY
' channel on the west, and Hudson bay
th re e tim es a day w hat will be cleaned up readily and m ark et the
' on the south. The area is about 236,-
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b ird s ju st as soon as they go off feed.
i 000 square miles. It is inhabited by a
i
Tuesday, November 21, 1022
Don’t Forget the
Sporting Goods Sale
AT THE ELKHORN GUN STORE
381 E. < MAIN ST.
Closes December 1st
Watch Window for Specials
Sporting Goods Make Good Christmas Presents
Elkhorn Gun Store
R. MIDDLETON
Ashland, Ore.
R eturns from C alifornia—
m v
EXCEPTIONAL OPPORTUNITY TO SEE
BIG T IM E V A U D E V IL L E
ARMANI) WRIGHT
and
RUBY EARL
in a Series of Songs,
Styles and Steps
DANA COOPER AND
COM PAN Y
GEORGE NELSON
and
MAUI) DAY
EDNA KNOWLES
and
ROGER HURST
in a Musical Melange
in “ Minnie and Cliiniinie”
in a Playlet of Thrills
and Action
"The Brazilian Widow"
A Farce Comedy by the Entire Company
OVERTURE
PROLOGUE
FINALE
Admission ......................................55 and S5e, inch tax
ALL SEATS RESERVED
______________ CURTAIN AT 8:30___________ -
Seat Sale Open—1 to 4 and 7 to 9
WEDNESDAY, THURSDAY
MIDLAND LYCEUM COURSE
F or the Show
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"The Colonial Players”
THE
T H E A T E R BEAUTIFUL
Armory, Wednesday, Nov. 22
Prisoner
by A n tK o x u y H o p e
Zenda
“ AESOP’S FABLES
First Show 7:15: ’2nd Show 9:15
OEWMi
Admission 10 and 50c
few Eskimos, but is visited occasion­
ally by w halers.
Il pays to read the classified page.
A S H L A N D M IL L S
School
Shoes
WE HAVE ’EM
All Wool Suits — many
with two pair of pants
Wonderful Blue Serges
Guaranteed All Wool
Suits
S6.50
to
W
©
Ö
IL
W
K
À
•T h « N -tio i.* ! Uw,» L iu t b o "
IS
$21.90
Dutchess Knickerbockers
10c a button—50c a rip
$2.50 to $3.50
Me have a most complete line of everything for the
hoys in Shirts, Underwear, Shoes, Ties, Blouses,
Stockings, Caps, Etc.
SEE OUR LINE FIRST
m /a œ n Lj