Ashland daily tidings. (Ashland, Or.) 1919-1970, August 11, 1921, Page 2, Image 2

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    P AGB TWO
ASHLAND B A IL I TIDINGS.
Ashland
Tidings
HE KNEW.
SHOO FLY
Cholly:
When
Spray your anim als with Shoo
is your sister's
birthday,
young Fly and keep the flies away.
m an’
Bobbie:
Let’s
ICELESS COOLERS
see— sh e had one
Vse Iceless Cooler and m ake it pay
a week ago— efca for itse lf in a year in ice bills.
won’t have an ­
New W hite Sewing M achines, al­
other for about a
couple of months. ways on hand. Used m achines for
rent.
NOVELTY
WORN OFF.
EataJUiahed 1876
Published Evpry Evening
Sunday
TLurnday, August
Except
Why were you
not at school
yesterday?
It was my
birthday.
But I don’t
stay home from
school on my
birthday.
Well, I sup­
pose it is be­
cause you’ve got
used to ’em.
TH E ^ H L A N D P HUNTING GQ.^
O FFICIAL CITY A N D C O W ? !
PAPER
. TELEPH O NE 39
Aubscriptiou P rice D elivered in City
One month .................................. $ ,66
Three months .............................. 1.96
Six months .................................. 3.76
One y e a r ...................................... 7.60
M ail am i R ural R outes.
One «month .................................. $ .66
Three months .............................. 1.96
Six months .................................. 3.60
One year ....................................... 6.60
E A SIL Y
>
TOO
LATE
YEARLY CONTRACTS
Display Advertising
One time a w eek.................... 27 %c
I'wo times a w eek............... ..2 5 c
Every other d a y ............................20c
lx)cal R eaders.
Each line, each tim e .......................10c
To run every other day tor one
m onth, each line, each | i m e . . . . 7c
To run every issu e for on e m onth
or m ore, each line, each tim e . . . . 6c
C lassified Colum n.
One cent the word each tim e.
To run every issu e for one m onth or
m ore,
the word each tim e.
Legal R ate:
F irst'T im e, per 8 point line . . . .1 0 c
Each subsequent tim e, per 8 point
a
St
* • .
t i l
Every store a O U R TO W N i s bolt and condnctod to D E S E R V E
K
l i n e ...............................................3c
trade.
There isn’t a BUSINESS man here who doesn’t D E P E N D upon the
people in this town and surrounding territory for all— or most— of his IN­
COME.
And it is the A IM and STEAD FAST PURPOSE of these men to
SERVE you faithfully and thereby strengthen the commercial and moral po­
sition of O U R TO W N .
This town of ours is a N A T U R A L shopping and business center for X-
k
ft
all this prosperous region.
What Constitutes Advertising!
In order to allay a m isunderstand­
ing am ong som e as to w hat con sti­
tu tes new s and what advertising,
we print th is very sim ple rule whicu
Is used by uewspapers to differin-
atia te betw een them : ’’ALL future
even ts, w here an adm ission charge
is m ade or a collection is taken
IS ADVERTISING." This applies to
organizations and societies of every
kind as w ell as to individuals.
A ll reports of such a ctivities after
they have occurred is news.
A ll com ing social or organization
m eetin gs of so cieties w here no money
contribution is solicited , in itiation
charged, or collection taken is NEWS.
The selections possible in aO kinds of M E R C H A N D IS E and all kinds
of TR A D IN G SERVICE are as great here as any place in the land— and the
PRICES more often are LO W ER— because they have never been IN ­
FLATED.
Letting the Lawyers Work a Little.
Erastus, a negro, being charged with
burglary, told his defender that he
had only one conviction against him—
disorderly conduct. On cross exam­
ination by the district attorney, after
giving a plausible explanation, he was
asked about his court record.
"Disorderly conduct, sub,” he said
smilingly.
"Sure that was all?"
The defendant paused to consider.
"Have you-all found out anything
else?” he inquired.
"Elmira reformatory for burglary
in 1911 and twice to Sing Sing for
the same crime.” replied the D. A.
“Right, suh. I Just thought Fd let
you-ali find that out for yourself,”
said Erastus.
He was convicted.—
From the Annual Report of the Legal
Aid Society.
ON2SLEVEN
Cigarettes
Ouryenrs of
making good
with millions
o f sm okers
suggests that
we knowhow.
Just b u y a
packageand
^find o u t .
How to Use Violets.
Violet time is at hand. In addition
to bouquet making these flowers have
a pumber of uses which might well be
more widely known. We are told that
the blossom Is a cough remedy, an
emollient and a nn-dielne for increasing
the perspiration. Il is also used in the
treatment of various inflammatory Ill­
nesses. A hair tonic may be made
from violets by slowly pouring over
them oil of sw eet almonds,* which ab­
sorbs their fragrance, and mixing this
with a quarter of its volume of SO per
ceut alcohol. This emulsion is said
to prevent the hair from coming out if
used daily. To perfume linen : Detach
the violets from their stem s and put
them in a small bottle in alternate
layers of violets aud table sul^ When
the bottle is half full, seal it hermeti­
cally and put it in a corner of the
kitchen near the stove. At the end
of three weeks the stopper may be
drawn and the bottle placed among
your linen, will infuse the garments
witli the fragrance of violets. The
next day la k e the bottle out aud re­
cork it. The process may then he re­
peated whenever your ilueu needs per­
fuming.—From Le Petit Parislen.
Tbo' I’m large.
I’m quite attractive
So the gallant men affirm;
But 1 wonder
Are they truthful
Or is gallant just a term ?
Obstruction.
You'll alw ays find a faction
That Is hard to understand.
W ho criticises action
When It ought to lend a hand.
An Optimist.
"I’m sorry to see you here." said the
friend of a convicted bank embezzler.
"Ob. there isn’t much change, after
all," said the prisoner, cheerfully.
“Ko?”
“You see, I had been shut up in a
cage and looking through bars for
years before I came here. These bars
are Just a little thicker, and Instead
o f being brass they are steel.“
Tact.
"Pa. what la tact?”
"I’ll give you an illustration, son.”
“Yes. pa.”
"Tact is what prevents a gray-haired
man with a wrinkled face from re-
ib oiling a youthful looking woman in
> knee-length skirt that they were boy *
and girl together."
A Prospector.
H e found a w ell of elbow grease,
He found a streak of golden gilt:
Yet people said of his success
T hat luck had been the cause of It.
Pursued by the Girl’s Father.
"I suppose you marry a lot of elop­
ing couples, squire. Quite a source of
income, eh?"
"Yes: I git $5 for marrytn’ each
couple, an' they come in such darned
haste I alius fine ’em $10 or more for
speedln’.”
One of the Old School.
Beggar (to absent-minded professor)
— Please help a poor iflan with a few
t h r e w h im
OVER
6»
in
”
æ
XOcigarettesljr
“No, John.”
A W IZ A R D .
I
understand
he’s one of your
c a p ta in s
of
finance?
A c a p ta in ?
He’s a major-
general. He even
understands thor­
oughly the sys­
tem his w ife has
In running the
house.
"The shirts are no good to me with­
out the cufTs.”
“Evidently he figured it that way,
too. This week he lost the shirts.’’
So Temperamental.
"Was your leading lady injured
when she bumped her head on the
door?"
“No, but it threw her into a fit of
Jealousy."
“A fit o f Jealousy?”
"Yes. ghe saw- so many other stars."
The
C u r w o o d ’s
T h re e
aud
best o f M r .
e p ies
of
th e
R iv e r s C o u n tr y .
SALE DA TE
AUGUST
TENTH
Price—$2.00
McNair Bros.
754«
Star,
i
4T
~hzntsiNationa¿Bank
ASH LAND.
. n r r Efe.
r , P fets
E.^ r CART
Cj-tVAUPEL VICE PfcC
V *VM«COY. CAsmcft
Watermelons!
ATTRACTIVE
Fall Woolens
FA LL STYLES
and
FALL PRICES
have arrived al
Cantaloupes from 5c op
Watermelons from 25c op
You are m issing a good treat if
you don’t try them
T ailors for Men and W omen
You are invited for a look
PLAZA M ARKET
61 N orth M ain St., A s h la n d
H. A. S te r n s
Pennsylvania Vacuum
• Cup Tires
James Oliver Curwood
t h ir d
ADEQUATE NOW— AND LATEP
YOU need never fear the First Na­
tional not keeping pace with your
financial needs. W e have su fficien t
resources and facilities, and are de
partm entalized to be able to handle
the biggest interests of Jackson
County.
As the com m unity broadens out
into new activities, we increase our
lacilities, and your prosperity is
reflected in ours.
Hurtdreds of satisfied patrons are
su fficien t recom m endation of the
high quality of our service.
Fresh, Ripe, Sweet Melons
and Cantaloups
5X>e
FLAMING
FOREST
By
0
3«
At the Plaza Market
Professor (very courteously handing
him a dollar)—1 must beg your par­
don, sir, for not having any small
change In my possession.
Evened Up.
"Did the laondryman find those cufls
he lost last week?"
TH E FAINT MAN
y
pennies;.
What did you
give Grace for a
wadding
proa,
ant?
Why, | gave
her the groom.
Dickerson & Son
"'G he & ank. „ d b ^
the Chiman C/ooU"
This is possible when W E afl do A U e f -ore T R A f i O C A T H O M E
Then it is mutual SERVICE.
In a Bad Fix.
“Maud is In a terrible predicament.
Coal on Farm«.
That rich old man she has promised
The United States uses about 100,-
to marry has ofTered to have his life
000,000 cords of wood annually for
Insured in her favor.”
fuel, of which 80 per ceut is consumed
"I should say that was extremely
In the rural districts.
considerate of him.”
In spite of the fact that most of
"But you don’t understand. If his
our
fanu woodlands occur in the sev­
physical condition is such that any
enteen states muklng up New England
Insurance company will accept him as
and the lake states, the farmers and
a risk she doesn’t want to marry him.”
rural population of this section annu­
ally use in excess of 18.000,000 tons of
coal.
If by substituting wood one-quarter
less coal could be burned on farms
and one-tenth less in villages, the total
saving would amount to nearly 3,000,-
000 tons, or between 63,000 aud 70,000
carloads.
TERM ONLY.
Phe world’s standard remedy for kidney
iver, bladder and uric acid troubles—thi
'Jational Remedy of Holland since 1698
Guaranteed. Three sizes, all druggists
Aok for the nan.« Gold Medal oa even? ba*
and accept no imitatloa
This TO W N and its M ER C H A N TS wdh to know aB o f vo u BET*
You ought to know T H E M bettor.
TER
and other Decorative
Material.
We willingly give prices
and figure amounts
needed.
medal
Mrs.
N oah:
What are they
kicking about?
Noah: S o m e
of them want to
know If there Is
a garage with the
ark.
We make all quotations on
JOB WORK
Matter.
^
DODGING THE
DELUGE.
Wt* ;
Paints
Wall Paper
Sanitas
)o n ’t w ait until pains and ache?
>ecome incurable diseases. Avoic
>ainful consequences by takinj
MOT AN EXCLU
81 VE PR IV I­
LEGE.
Visitor — Don’t !
you
som etim es
envy
the
idle
rich?
Farmer — No;
I know men that
haven’t a dollar
who can be Just
as idle as any­
body.
There m t a STORE in this town that is b a it m erely t o C A T C H
TRADE!
Card of T hanks, $1.00.
O bituaries, 2 l4 cents th e line.
Fraternal Orders and Societies.
A dvertising for fraternal orders ;
or societies chargin g a regular in it l- ,
ation fee and dues, no discount. R e­
ligious and benevolen t orders w ill be
charged th e regular rate for all ad­
vertising w hen an adm ission or other
charge is m ade.
E ntered at th e A shland. Oregon,
P ostoffice as Second Class Midi
We invite you to look
over our stock of
Great Actress:
I’na sorry I had
that f a r e w e l l
tour, I don't be­
lieve I want to i
leave the stage i
after all.
Manager: Don’t
worry a bit.
I
can easily
ar­
range for a wel­
com e back tour,
old girl.
)eath only a m atter of short tim e
ADVERTISING RATES:
D isplay A dvertising
Single insertion , each in c h .............30c
from
TH E FRANKLIN PR IC E LIST.
Sam e prices— R easonable Price—
to all.
F IX E D .
Pcil’s Corner
Solitude is dis­
agreeable to the
girl with the new
solitaire.
From Mexico to Canada, Zerolene has been rim«»
tasted in service. Zerolene conserves angina power,
betters angina performance and lengthens engine life
by giving C om et Lubrication.
Mora than half the motorists of the Pacific Coast i__
Zerolene. They appreciate the advantage to them
of Zerolene’s uniform high quality, the result of an
efficiency in the manufacture of fine lubricants hard to
duplicate elsewhere to the worth Ask for a Correal
Lubrication Chart for your car. There’s a grads of
Zerolene especially softad for your type of engine.
AWDARg > g lL QQMPAMY
C j gudejvr each byptftfenewt
With Free
-Tube
—THE—
Busy Corner Motor Co.
Corner Highway and Main Streets
MEDFORD, OREGON