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THE BOARDMAN MIRROR VOLUME V BOARDMAN. MORROW COUNTY, OREOON FRIDAY- AKil ST 7, 1925 NUMBER 32 Philosophers of Eight Mile Theoiize Under Juniper on the Origin 1'nder the shade of Juniper lorries Theorize on (he Wisdom of Itoardntan's Jarkassicalism Glenna to Try Again Lake Champlain to Be Bridged REV. G. C. PIDGEOU To the Editor, Dear Sir: This c is(U' is to inform t lie readers of your Classical columns tlmt (lie city of I'.ourdinan has no corner ou science, philosophy, uud evolution. We males and females of Bight mile crnve to lie heard. Our City II boasts of over a billion inhabitants. 1 mostly jaokrabits, : we are bounded en me east, west and south by glit- m tearing grainfielda, ami on the north by a friendly desert of sagebrush and sand. Kightuiile, our wonderful city, was kissed and caressed at birth by her mother Nature, but her daddy, the Father, fondled her not. Our grandest treasure in F.ightmile is one lone juniper tree, and our philoso phers, scientists and poets" assemble (here to sing and praise her and wor frhip in the besotj' of holiness. After the sandstorm yesterday, tilt j ,t the fault is mina, and I am old tree was clothed in splendor, COT- therefore 1 blame the.' not for cred with dust and silt and sand. The .,,-t nnlv ..,, therefore nd north wind has twisted her branches, this woman as thy Wedded wife, the frot of the winter have bit at honor nd protect her forever. I rh worn, ana me rays or rae summer to thee dominion iuii Mini- ineu n tnousamt times to creature all her southside brown, but I ..v.y,,, . iiiBMiyijjj,lm,;.:Jh v-',y w . - , IMInii i I il i a film- i - & . . wsjmmmi n mo . tr j t -m Y xIIBM-lllilMJBIII ii'11J)JIii1l,,i,,l,iiii'a S vitW l The photograph snows Vienna Col left, who recently won the woman's I golf championship of France and Hn Ished second to Joyce Welhered In the English title match, and who de clares her Intention of returning to Em (and for another attempt. just, thou take love give .Joint commissions of the New York and Vermont legislatures nre In conference over the plan to build two bridges over Lake Champlain, because the ferry service is slow and inadequate. The New Yorkers want the tirst bridge built to be a drawbridge either from Chimney Point, to Fort Frederick, N. Y., or from Crown Point to Bridport, Vt. This view of the lake is from Crown Point, with Chimney Point on the right. turn over every living things shall be subject tfll onto thee. except thV wife. She shall she lives on, an evergreen, yes for in!o ,u.t.: sht, .s1lIin BjM ril, ,nv hoage ever green, just like that hope, that with lit 1 1- jovs, more Innocent and springs within us all to live and lore Uweel ,,llfl ,,. cberlblums and sera and meet again, somewhere bevimd :,, Mums of heaven for her ...,.i her lit. yea, even beyond the Col- tie ones thou shall labor like a man. I Conquor all the forces of Nature, thon vii ye pniiosopners ot Hininlumu, shall iNeovi from whence cometh this hop-? Sure-'until all the 1.. a . I ij not i mm prophet or priest, surely ,-red and held in the hollow of thv Pheasants Troublesome Pheasants are getting troublesome in numbers hereabouts. Morrow Coun- Miss Edna Broylea was an Arling ton visitor on Friday. Mrs. Chas Goodwin had charge of the store. Mr. and Mrs. M. s. Cobb Mini utirisi ty had a closed season last year and Clinton and Ivan and daughter Irma me enmas which raise two broods (fame Moudav Rew. G. C. Pidgeon of Toronto, who has bten elected moderator of the newly formed United Cnurch of Can-aria. MYSTERY SURROUNDS life's sea umbia. a year and about 14 in each brood, all followed their natural bent, so in stead of being doubled they are well we are getting too deep Into mathem atics, figure It out yourself, Woe unto from their home at d invent secret of earth are gat li the ne fa rmer shock. whe his wheat in not from teacher or preacher, from the thousand conflicting made creeds -by heck", I got It all hope is born of love; but is Iwe? In youth lore Is an itching, ing senstlon around the gizzard l mean the heart; it causes man ion together, let us chatter n.m uu io uoiu nanus tn the moon keys, let us gonna like nor hand. Go now in peace and I will man-1 guard thee and thine forever, now, Oh ye kindred spirits of Boardman what come down, come down, to the land of j Kightmilc. enter the city beautiful, burn we will sit in the shade of the old -heck juniper tree, sit in council and res- like mon- pigs. let Thrown From Horse arshfield for a visit at (he ,1. F. Cobb home. .Mr. and Mrs. Royal Rands were eal led to Ml. Hood last week by the death of ('.,(. Montgomery, who pass el away Saturday. He was the fath er of Mrs. Vaughnan Keyes. Miss .lean .Montgomery returned home with (hem and stayed a few days at the Bands home. Mrs. Frank Hayse ami baby went to ass all day and in the and hog. bray like tin levelling let us ascend to the mountain C H. and top. (veil to the top of Hicklands ""' "heat I Beaut, let us there commune with na ture, hi us bath in the liquid twi light and drink down the moonshine, let us drink and forgot our theories we are jackasses, no light, to coo in the starlight In the dark. The witness lied when he said it was Sweet little Eve who temped tough old Adam, or did he lie? that's the rub. I have read some place of a wise old guy, wiser even than philos ophers of Boardiuan, who had lOO and remember oiijci nues ma mneu witn a kkki more. or, and this wise old bird spake. Let us now come (Town from our say? g, "There are three things, yea j high perch and cast all foolishness even four, that I cannot saw. first.; to the folll- winds: i.f lioivon it vay of the ships mum th spn. iriirdli the way of thv oniric in Iks Or dillhofipfa let llu nlirnrc he Mi.t..n. i the Wmy of the siuikf tin !( us hit fir i n mind flint esraa uiwi all "" r"e. iasr. imt not least, the children of old Mother Earth, regard way of the man with the maid. leal of tl -y or . reed, and that to be Now, science has fathomed the niys true to the best thai is In us. we must tery of the way of the serpent, tit give to everyone else, every right eagle and ship, hut science has not. every pririlidge that we claim for sur- nor ever will fathom the way of the selves, ruder the fortv-eiglit stars 'has. Andrcgg was thrown from a uorse .-sun. lay i -veiling, on the highway, j ivndleton Wednesday. and the horse fell on him in such a' Chas. Barnes was a visitor here last uinuw-r as 10 injure Ills ankle, tear- week. He i Ing the ligaments and spraiHiitg i: present. badly. He was taken fo liermiston for us (nodical attention. employed in Portland at went with the second. air, third. Bryce I HI la ba ugh country on Friday I truck load of produce. Qratlan Hoffman, who left here in the spring and worked his way back to Ohio, has reached Ma destination, and is visiting his mother in Court land, Ohio. Mr. and Mrs. (ieorge Mefford re turned to their home Sunday on 17, but Vesta will visit with her grand fen rents awhile longer. Mr. anil Mrs. Adolph Skoubo hare a new baby girl who arrived last Fri (IdV. TM 1" Minlr thiMi irirl Sophie Mefford went lo Olex on Sunday with Mr. ami Mrs. Albert Maeombor. 1 . b Smith or ! (ami ami Mr and under the stripes, man (s free ! free! Ur. ' V. (Joriiam and Wiliua Ander free in body, free in spirit. He has 0 motored to I'endlelon on'AVednc-i the right to worship according to the ! 1,1 attend the Haines circus. maid with the man ; for behold ! she can make a hog or (Tog out of him, yea brothers of Boardman, she can mmmm m man. a iiiaying. kicking cock- dictates at his own conscience, and not Kay Brown and family and Ixe eyed jackass. according to I lie dictations of other Mead and family left Monday for Sea- ( Aml whnt ls woman? Kipling said, men, and anyone who would lake side for a vacation. Catherine Bar- "she is a rag. a lsme, a hank of hair", this right of conscience from his conn- gcr accompanied them ui..., .... t-i-1 , L ..... """ "V Fi jou are oeiunu times, iryinan, ins tcitowman or friend is an Bert Howell ami family listen to the philosophers of Kightmlle enemy to our American institutions, into .lack Oorhams hOUse define woman. Woman, modern wo a traitor to humanity. Lei us always the school. Mr. Howell man. is a perfumed hot tamale, high- remember this eternal fact, that the of l.atouroll's Oarage ... mm u ni siiks ami mors, urcnoaox uieory and the evolutionary Clarence Berger wenl ieiaie.i :u om- end and .m' bed t theory are exactly alike to this ex- Saturday the other. tent, both are but Hie matUa ,.f Hv Boy Hugan and family left Wed nesdtay for Whiteomb Washington, to look after thfl second cutting of hay on their ranch near that ptnet. Mrs. II B. Oarr of Rldgefield Wash ington, and Fred lMmunds and daugh ter Alberta came Saturday for a visil at the John Brtce borne. .Mrs. Carr Is an aunt of Mrs. Briee, and is preal dent of the International U. It. Tele graphi is Auxiliary. It is reported' that ('has. .ier has purchased (00 head of sheep from Les lie Packard. John Briee and family, 1-Vk War ran and wife and Mis. Perl Howell, motored to Castle Bock Thursday and had a jolly picnic supiH-r on the river. Mike Marshall has had a large crew of men getting the second cutting of hay up. He has a large acreage a Hal fa. (Men Hadtey went to Hermiaton Saturday to drive home the cows had there in pasture. They sta have moved across front has charge to Portland Surely, we believe in evolution. Mat- mind of man. ft rand Btllte. AI.VIN JONES, Secretary and warbler of en now oh ye children of science; Pa-j O. K'd by the Klghtmlfa philosoph pa Adam was created, not made, and Bra, theorized by, nrtpr fho front,, liu.l finish,.,! him. Adam laid down to take a snooze, and the Creator took from his sleeping side a fat ixirkchop, and made frem that the woman. Now considering the OOtaUtf and the quantity of that pork chop. I consider it the greatest stirgi (nl operation ever performed, when you consider the woman is lore Dan Sunday and the on business. Knnsior motored to Pendleton iiikI brought Ms. new little boy home. Kansier in on ; he rted home and wen coming along without any trouble, so fllen tho't they would 'inch the ranch without further super vision ami he came on home. Nel morning there was no stock In sight, so lie started out to look for them. They had gone clear back to Ilermis 'on. so he made a second drive on Sunday and stayed with them till they reached the home ranch. Mr. and Mrs. It It Bunn of Kong view, stopped Thursday night at the ('has. Attebury home. They were on their way to Yellowstone Park. To Commercialize Cukes There Isn't a encumbers grow place on earth where or produce any bet rotten material used, lef Hum this nrnfee Mftnr have than Wonderful, this been wumlcriiiir if il wimld I is the fundamentalists idea. Ibis lo try and get some of the bigger Now hear our theory, our marvel of concerns, like Kibby McNeil or Heinz wisdom. I verily Mieve man was, or others to establish a salting station t reated, not made. The Creator laugh- here in Boardman. They have salting ed until wtary, when he saw the man ,tnM.ns mt rorinn nine mtmi Hie be had made, Iteing weary he natural-' cukes are bronaht in and salted while l.v lay down to sleep leaving Adam a fresh then shipped to the pickling h ne. The tempter eaiira.--he lempted plants. Adam poor Adam fell and in gettingj Would the famiois lure sign up up he Spied a spear, he gnil.lwxl thai for acreage enough (o Justify It? A siiesr and with it he cut from hisf"w acres of cukes bring in a lot of Creators side his cutest rib and from: ready c ash. Am It is this year one can that divinn rib he. Adam made wo-( scarcely give inn timbers away there Is man divine woman. Hence we infer lanes surplus. Eve to lie divine. Adam plain mud. I Wliat is (lie opinion of Boardman and we their deacesidents, half divine, farmers a thK prapeatttea half mud. , The iortl awoke, and being infin- Mr and Mrs. Bay Dempsey left for ite. he wasn't hurt, being just he l-i Crosse Washington Wednesday, smiled at Eve. then he apake tn Adam where Bay will be employed In a warc sayin,'. Adam, thou hast raised hell, ' Iioumv ( At Last They Have Agreed SOM'fHfNO r ALL RiOtiT San Francisco. - Henry Schwartz, vice president and general manager of the Pacific Cellulose company, who was supposed to have met death In his own laboratory at Walnut ('reek last week by an explosion is being sought by Sheriff R. H. Veale, of Contra Co its county. Schwartz, according to District At torney A. rt. Tinning of Martinet, now is believed to have attempted an in SUrance fraud involving $2(10,0110. The body found in the ruins of the Pacific Cellulose company'! labors tory at Walnut Creek after the terrific explosion, has been identified as that of Joseph Rodrigues, teoluse labaee known as "I'ortygee JOS" Who hSl been missing from Walnut Orsek, In spite of the sensational develop mcnls Mrs. Schwartz continued firm In her belief that the body found in the explosion wreckage was that ol her husband. The belief is shared by the Schwartz family physician. Dr. Al fred II. Kuedy, and II. .1. KleinjUUg, president of the cellulose company. Mrs. Schwartz believed her husband was murdered for revenge because ot the supposed victim's possession and use of a new secret formula for the manufacture of artificial silk. BRIEF GENERAL NEWS The general slrlko of British coal mineiB which had been scheduled to start Saturday has been called off. Charles C. Hart of Spokane, Wash., the new American minister to Al bania, Saturday presented his credos tinis to President Ahmed Zogu, John J. McClellan, organist In thn Mormon tabernacle at S:dt Lake for the past 20 years, died following a paralytic stroke, lie was CI years rif uuu In a rcrent report OH toe honey in duatry id' Boardman, the names of Bob Mitchell and Jess Allen were ommltt ed from the list id' apiarlsls. Both have a great many colonies of lu es, Allen's having taken off oicr 3000 pounds of honey. A great many Ions of honey win be shipped from the project, uo pounds-hut Ions. We are glad to eof reel, the ommlssfon and add to the honey story from Boardman. Two ou trucks from LaUranile ar rived Tuesday and a stretch of the Highway is being re oiled stal ling at Heppner Junction. It is ci rtnlnly a miserable stretch to drive thru while the oil Is fresh, but oh Hoy! It S01M little 'ole big'. way when the oil i. dry. Talk about asphalt, u c wt'cl:' or bltbulltlc, it- t i in all hea, H. I,. Beck who has htrm drlfllnu n Hie John Brl ( place i us i ai'hed a depth of about !S) feel The " .1 r ' ' Bit fpUW I he loo Hi id it I M S of S floi IV M il. IIM.lt, of v1 eh have buttfl drilled in 1 1 hunt it-, have In en B'J ukuiod ''iH! S n. f rilling has been dlsconi Inucd. Norman Bailey Is working at Cobb's i, tore. Boardman Locals Arthur Bailey and his cousin, Ver non Van Nosfrem were coming to Boardman Sunday morning after at tending a dance at lone and as they 'cached the Willow Creek bridgn, Ar thur who was driving Van Nostrem's car went to sleep at the wheel and the tar struck the bridge to its own detri ment. The hoys were somewhat scrat ched but otherwise uninjured. It was another lucky accident. W. 1!. Anderson left last week fol ios home in New Plymouth Idaho, af ter a short visit at the C. C. Blay den home. Mis. Anderson and child ren will visit here with her parents for n longer time Mr. and Mrs. Cobb mil family, end Miss Naomi Cobb. motored to Walla Walla Tuesday on business. Mr. and Mrs. Price who visited at W. A. Price lion,., i.rfi tl,,. irt i f the week for their home W. T. Wood of Bandpoint, Idaho 'ail! Kimball and family of Boise, and Ui i Bummers of the same place, J. I. Young of Hood River, it. 0. Beh lerg i f Cnrvallia. a student in Manh. a 11 lc I engineering at O. A. O, J. A. Mathews of Beattle, C. C. Thompson of Tnconta were some of the guests at H e Highway Inn recently. Mr. and Mrs Chas Coodwin and Ed na Kr ivies were Pendleton visitors on Sunday. .1. V. Campbell and son of Portland re guests at the Highway Inn last week Mr, Campbell was a farmer resident of Hermiston where he was in the Insurance business Re sells in uraie in u i land now. .New York was again represented nl Warner's auto camp this week by Mr and Mrs. it. . Seely of Rochester. Other guests were;J. B. Batch Ogden; Fre.l Wlese of Puyallup Waahlngtoti, II M Jones of Pilot Rock and C. f, Carlson 1 1 VVoodhull niinons. The Ladies Aid entertained We Ines km in a UUses Tea. at the J. M. Al- :' 11 home. . i ( gasslji wen' ires i tit. Headings an I recitations were en joyed and also number of games. A short business session was held. Rev. swoggor nmi family were present an I Mrs. W. B. Anderson of Idaho was an out of town guest. Delicti home made cookies, sandwiches, punch and teed lea were served. Mia Woodnrdard was hostess to n pleasanl luncheon bMI Friday, having Rachael Johnson and Helen Chaffee is gnosis. Mr. and Mrs, Kvk Warren and Mrs. Poarl Howell were dinner guests at. the Glen Hadtey bom Sunday. Nate Maiomler left Tuesday for I'llol Keck for a visit. Mr and Mrs W. A. Murehie of WaSCO, spent a few days visit ing at the ' c Ballenger ami H. H. McPher- 'i home, where the men are keeping bachelors ball during Mrs. Ballanger's absence. She is still ( lu. M.icli. "n Friday Mr. ,) Mrs. W. H. Wiodard and two younger children Motored to llori, listen, leaving Nlta in (barge of the hotel ii was Q.S0 M- forc they reach Kj home, hut Miss Nlta meanwhile, went abend with supis-r preparntl lis ami served the patrons of the hotel, who pronounced it an ex cellent meal. Mr and Mrs. It B Lewis went lo The Dulles Sunday. Mr LpfHl return ed that day hut Mrs. Lewis remained lor it longer visit with her mother. Mr. Lewis is signal malntnlner on the o. W It. It. and N. S. Smith ami family return'-d week from a pleasant sojourn i t John Jenkins and fa to I'matilla Saturday b Ij motored i l Kohl. Bradley, who spent the week end at home and visiting his aunt, Mrs. Pic k srd. Mr. audi Mrs. Haling nests at the ,i ukilis h iliuner Tors It hot the beaches, They traded that new ford COUPS in on an Oakland. Vale Macomlicr and Jess Lower re turned from a trip to Portland and KM her flatted at the Herschel I ins heme ami also saw the Al ii be both Conner Boerdasaa resi- dints. Mi Albright has sold his inter Oi ill Hie garage In I i n Hcrger, some I n - ago in the real estate business; Rev, Swoggor has started work In I M field, lb and family are set i Ii (1 at i ma tills and will handle both thai nmi the Boardman field. They came from CaMfornht by car, stopping at Eugene where Rev. Kwogger at tended Synod Kveryolie is intlttsl In attend the Boardman services. V II Mi ffords had a big family dinner on Sunday having as their guests, Mr mid Mrs Ceorge Mdffonl ami children, Arthur Mefford of port land Mr and Mrs Albert MaCOSSbSt d LMeX, and Leo Root uel family.