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THE DAILY ASTORIAN, ASTORIA, TUESDAY MORNING, MAY 1, 1894. INCONSISTENCIES. (Communicated.) In the pieunt political times It Is strange to sou the number of different opinions on dlfleront things. We have a party whoso monibcm think that the loree that In t. convert the world m politics; that If wa could only by vote decide that men should not drink strong urinic we would have a very happy world, Indeed, quite forgetting the prac- ileal side of the question, that the liquor men and their friends have votes us well as they. Another point they seem to forget Is that politics Is simply an outgrowth of the average sentiment of the people, and Is simply what peo- pie maKe it. The only way to purify polities Is to make the people pure. The only thing that will purify people is the Christian religion. The temperance question is said to be the only subject worth thinking about, and any one so thoughtless as to men. tlon tariff, income tax, internal lm provements, the Industrial situation or the money question Is classed as puerile, unworthy of intelligent recognition, etc. In talking to a leading prohibitionist. who was once a preacher, I made bold to make some of the objections named, and in our talk I quoted some history, and also scripture, towit: "That tem perance Is one of the fruits of the spirit of Christ, and to take it from that place and drag It in the mire of politics is doing what Christ told us not to do I. e.,' cast pearls before Bwine or give holy things to dogs." In reply my reverend opponent informed me that before 1 quoted either history or scripture again that I ought to learn a little more of both. So this ended the talk, which was all in good nature while my friend did the talking. This party, I believe, has been count ed a number of times, and I presume will be counted again In June, though I have not heard of It. Politics la not some hideous monster in the air. It Is people; the friends and neighbors of these men; their equals, at least, In honesty and Intelligence, and whose interest in good government Is equal to theirs. Again, we have people who want the government to take control of all Us people, provide communication, trans, portatlon, mastication, etc., for us, so that we will have nothing to do but vote. The printing presses will turn out money enough for all. And if this Is not enough, free coinage of silver, tin, old shoe leather and anything else that the people can vote to stamp will supply, the deficiency... All that Is necessary is to stamp a ten-cent piece $20 and It Is t-0. Now this would not benefit any one. If the government would take $20 worth of gold and stamp It 10 cents, so that we could get it for 10. cents, It would suit the people better. The power that can make 10 centsvorth of anything into $20 can make $20 worth into 10 cents. Iron or nickel would be worth as much as gold, and a person would be a grand Idiot for prospecting for gold, when it would be so cheap. Really, looking the whole matter over, does It not look like the principle that wants something for nothing? These are the people who "greenbacked" their neighbors during the cheap greenback period; who want to trample all law under foot; would "'hold up" his neighbor and rob him If the couragje were not wanting. Their leaders are the modern Jack Cades and Wat. Tylers, who prey upon the Ignor ance and fanaticism of their followers; talk of. wading In blood and appropri ating the hard earnings of their more Industrious and frugal neighbors, to supply their own wants, after having all the opportunities of making something for the future that others had. If we could only, In dividing up the wealth of the country, divide the ability of peo ple, both mental, moral and physical, there would be no trouble; but as long as there is a difference In ability there will be rich and poor. At the present rate, we are showing to the world very rapidly that universal suffrage Is a fail ure. H. THE BAREFOOT BOY. Today' is the first of May, and Bhould begin the season when mothers emphat ically say: . "No, you shan't go barefooted this year; remember what a time I had with you last year; and I don't want to hear of any of your foolishness!" But you can't stop a boy from going barefooted, no more than his father's mother stopped him. There's something exhfleratlng which runs through a boy as he touches the earth with his bare feet something of trength that fills his whole system with t-lectrlctty. and it's almost an impossi bility to stop him from getting next to the soil and receiving Its magnetism first hand from Nature's great battery. So, If he is healthy and the weather . permits, mothers, give your consent, or he will takc.lt for granted anyhow. CHINESE DUDES AND MASHERS. Chin 13 perhaps the last place In the world where one would expect to find dudes and mashers, but It appears that Shanghai the gilded youth among the 'elcstlals have adopted the masher cos tume. Very curious tney iook m meir high collars and tight-fitting coats. They have alto taken to, wearing for eign underclothing, eating foreign goods, smoking foreign tobacco and doing jTjny other things contrary io the old fashioned Chinese usage. They also ride In ford en carriages, men and women together,' Mid some .of them live in for eign houses in grand style. There are also hundreds of schools kept by Chi nese where nothing but English Is taught, that being considered the most . useful language. Cairo (Egypt) Sphinx. A YOUNG MAN'S JOR Teaching a young la ly to 'cycle Is the tet tak that can befall any young man who Cnl time heavy ..n Ms h.ir.is. This Is the way It goes: About every 20 feet the novice will think she is go ing to fall over, and will throw her arms around your neck, and you can naturally close yours urotind her walwt. Occasionally you ran remark, spolo gcllcally: "I'm afraid you'll gi-t tired of these lessons if you don't progress mucn quicker." The chances are Bhe will tell you: "1 love learning Oh. catch me, I'm fall- Ing!" This is a Job worth hunting by any one. TEACHERS' INSTITUTE. The- Teachers' Institute of Clatsop countv will be held at Court street school house Wednesday to Friday, May 2. 3 and 4. All Interested in education are Invited ta be present at any of the sessions. A feature of especial interest will be a presentation, of kindergarten work by Miss lone Dunlap, of Portland, the afternoon of Thursday. Miss Dunlap will also hold a meeting on the 4th. State Superintendent Hon. E. B. Mc- Elrov will be nresent and on the evening of Thursday, May 3, will lecture upon The Educational Exhibit at the Co lumbian Expoeitlon." LOADED AND FIRED. On Sunday afternoon a countryman named Ingalls who had turned his little finger over his thumb Just times enough to make him ugly, went ino. the Del montco Restaurant and tried to pick a quarrel with some one, he didn't care whom. He was ordered out by the manager, and! instead of going- out started in to break the manager's ma zard, but failing In the attempt, was put out on the street and at once taken to the police station by an officer who was attracted by the disturbance. MARINE NEWS. The barkentine Catherine Sudden ar rived in ballast Sunday afternoon from San Francisco. She will load with plies for Redondo Beach, Cal. The steamer South Coast Is ready to sail for San Francisco with a heavy cargo of lumber, having a 11-foot deck- load. The steamer George W. Elder came down from Portland yesterday, laden with wheats on her way to San Fran cisco. PERSONAL. A. McKlnney, of Ilwaco, is in the city and stopping at the Astor house. R. B. May, W. W. Sweeny and C. E. Dayton, of Portland, are at the Occi dent. R. S. Foby, of Seattle, Wash., is In the city. G. K. Burton, of San Francisco, is registered at the Occident. J. H. Ballance, of Baltimore, Md., is stopping at the Occident. Gus H. Bynort, editor of the Clatsop County News, Westport, Or., is in the city, and reports business picking up in his neck of the woods. Capt. Eric Johnson, master of the Union Pacific steamer Escort No. 2, left for a month's vacation Sunday morn ing. He will Bpend most of his time in California. Capt. Hawes, of the Wal lowa, takes Capt. Johson'9 place on the Escort. Rev. J. W. Dorrance, who has been temporarily supplying the pulpit of the Presbyterian church for the last few weeks, has returned to his home at Sno homish City, Wash., where he will again take charge of .his private school. Mr, Torrance has been remarkably suc cessful while here In awakenftig the Tn terests of Presbyterian a Japanese novelties and fancy dry good.-), can be had at half price, at the store of Wing Lee, next to Olsen's cigar store. A six-horse power upright engine and boiler, almost new, for sale cheap. For particulars apply at this office. THE 'ERA OF MUSCLE. . This is an athletic ajje. Everybody wants to be strong. The craze for It has well nlgh reached that stage af fects both sexes and even childhood. The pugilistic phase of this fad in young America la by no means morally promising. But it is one thing to be en dowed with vigor and another to be SANdowed with muscle. Super muscu larity is often Induced by physical effort perilous to health and calculated to shorten life. The vigor which means a regular and efficient discharge of the physical functions, Is the first medium at which all may safely aim without causing ruptures or breaking blood ves sels. Hostettefs Stomach Bitters is largely conducive to a gain In vigor of this sort, since it stimulates and assists digestion, promotes regular bilious se cretion and keep the bowels In order. Sleep, that grand recuperator of ner vous vigor, is encouraged by It, and It remedies malarial, rheumatic and kid ney trouble. When you feel that you want a good smoke, go to Charles Olsen's, 527 Third street. He keeps the Belmont, Ideal, American, Gerona, Schiller In Caballeros size. Sir Edwin, Relna Lulna, Flor de Stanford, Hoffman House. UDmans. La Corona, Pride of Key West and all the latest brands or 5 antj. 10 cent cigars in the market, and the best stock of pipes, tobacco and smokers' articles In the city. A SURE CURE FOR PILES. Itching PTIes a.e known by moisture like perspiration, cauplng Intonae tihinc when warm. This form, as well as Blind. Rleerilna; or Protnidlnr, yield at once i Dr. Boaanko's Pile Htmly, which arts directly on the parts affected, absorb tumors, allays Itching and effects a permanent cure 60c Drurelst r mall. Circular fra. Dr. Boaanko. Z3 Ar-b trwt. Philadelphia, p- gold by J. W. Conn. 1SILE3 NERVE AND LIVER PILLS. Act on a new principle regulating 'he liver, stomach and bowels through th nervea. A new dlscovwy. lir. Mttv-B P11U apeedlly cures bllllousnesa, bad txfffe, torpid liver, piles, constipa tion. Uneoualed for mm. women and children. Smallest, mildest, siireat! M dace 25 eta. Samples free, at Chaa. Mxmnwnxnn9uwnuKunnnmuunuBwwKuaiimwMnmmi PRESIDENT LINCOLN used to say that you could fool B mmm CITATION. In the County Court of the State of Oregon, for the County of Clatsop. In the matter of the estate of James P, Metz, deceased, Citation: To John L. Metz, Jess E. Metz, Mrs. Prudence Weekly, Mrs. Sarah Keams, Mrs. Ralph Jackson, Mrs. J. Metz, and Mrs. T. E. Jackson, greeting: In the name of the State of Oregon: Tou are hereby cited and required to appear In the County Court of the State of Oregon, for the County of Clatsop, at the court room thereof, at Astoria, in the County of Clatsop, on Monday? the 7th day of May1894, at 10 o'clock in the forenoon of that day. then and there to show cause, If any exist, why an order of sale should not be made of the fol lowing real eotate, to-wlt: Lots Nos. 8 and 9. in the northwest quarter of the southeast quarter, and the southeast quarter of the southeaer quarter or sec tion No; 14, township No. 7, north of ranee No. 9 west, of the Will. Mer., In Clatsop County, Oregon. Witness, the Hon. C. A. McGulre, Judge of the County Court of the State of Oregon, for the County of Clatsop, with the seal of said court affixed, this 2d. day of April, A. D. 1894. Attest: C. J. TK1SNUHAKJU. 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STAMPS Have changed colors very frequently of late; but our competitors change colors every time they see our work. We make wagons, shoe horses and do all kinds of general BLACKSniTHINd Perhaps you know this already. Cer tainly you do, if you have ever em ployed us. ' Q. A. Stlnson & Co. The C. P. UPSHUR Co,, Shipping & Commission Astoria, Oreuon. ASTORIA IKON WORKS, Concomly St., foot oi Jackson, Astoria. General Machinists and Boiler Makers Land and Marin Engines. Boiler workSteam boat and Cannery Work a Specially. Castings of All Descriptions Mad to Order on Short Notice. Johri Fox. President and Kuperintendent A. L. Fox Vice President O. li. Prael Secretary Push a Lucky Man Into tbe Nile, says the Arabian proverb, and he will come out with n fish in his month. Our Buyer was elHted het month, ami when be re turned borne he suys : "I got Vm ; pot 'em cbenp ; Rot 'era to soli ; got 'em ro ss to nntlersell all oilier deal ers in Fine Kentucky Wbiakics on tbeCoaat. 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Ing Cars are run dally via the Union Pacific Flyer leaving Port land at 7:00 p. m. Astoria to 5an Francisco. OCEAN 8TEAMER8 BAILIXO DATES. Columbia, Wednesday, April i. State, Monday, April 9. Columbia, baturiluy, April 14. HUtte, Thuiniluy. April 19. Columbia, Tiiiwlay, April 24. 8tate, Sunday, April 2'J. Astoria and Portland Steamers. Steamer n. R. Thompnon leaves Ai torla at 6:45 a. m., dally xcvpt (Sunday, via Wanhlngton lde of the river; re turning, leavea Portland at 8 p. m., daily, except Kalurday, The Thomp son makea landings on both sides of the river above VVaterford, on both up and down trips, S. II. 71. CLARK, OUVf.U MINK. K. KLLERV ANDF.nSON. JOHN W. DO AN K, FKEDKrjC R. CO'JDEUT. Receivers. For rate and general Information call on or address O. W. ' LOUNSBERRT. A Kent, Astoria, Or. W. U. IIURLRURT. Ant. 0-n. ras. Ajt., Portland, Or. GREATLY REDUCED S1U11 RATES RY TIIK Southern Pacific Go. 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AUSTRALIAN STEAMER SERVICE Jav Feb. 1 and March 18 for Honolulu and Auntrullan ports. For tli'ket rates and Information, call on or address, , J A 3. FINLATSON. Agt. Astoria, Or. A. B. Caldcc, Traveling; Pa, Agt.. Tiicoma. W'unh., Geo. McL, Brown, Inat. l'an. Art Vancouver, 11. C. Irrprlrtor of the Portland Butchsnng Co.'s Markels Corner Pwon'l and Ilenton !ttret. 'orner Third und Vi'k(. irirhth fitreet A ...