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About The daily morning Astorian. (Astoria, Or.) 1883-1899 | View Entire Issue (April 26, 1894)
If IK DAILY ASTORIAN, ASTORIA, TiinWMY MORNING, APIW, IW, The Mali in the Barber ClinJr Didn't Want Any More. Barber DM yon rood about that ter rible murder In the piicrn thin morn ing? CttHtKHon I glanced over It. Barber Horrible thing. I've been ner vous over It ever since. I tell you, sir. It doesn't do for a man to read mnny of t,hoe things. It uriwttlcs him. Have a cloe shave today? CoHtloton-Not very. Do you mean that it makes you nervous? ' j Barber Well, air, when I read those horrible things about people being cut In pieces, It kind of haunts me. There's a sort of fascination about It. Castleton (uneasily) I see. As If you wanted to do something like that your self. It that what you mean? Barber Well, yes. I suppose that Is 1U You see, a man comes In and sits down to be shaved. I have a dozen razors ready for Mm, and all the time I keep Imagining to myself about those murders I read. Why, sir, that man might be my best friend, but Castleton (turning white) You don't .mean to say that you have an Impulse to cut a man's throat? Barber How does this razor feel? All right? Well, yes, that's the way would feel If I allowed myself to do so, but of course It wouldn't do to give way. You see, t becomes a struggle with me. The man lies before me help lessJust as you are. I feel the sharp razor In my hand. Zip, and the thing Is done. CaBtJeton (tho cold sweat coming out all over him) You don't mean to say that you would murder me in cold blood? Barber Oh, no, sir! Not at all. Shave your neck? Of course I have always managed to control myself before this, but there is no telling Castleton (wildly) Let me up, quick? Barber Why, don't you want your hair fixed? t Castleton Not much I don't (throw ing down 50 fonts and reaching for his hat and coat). If I can get out of this place alive, I shall be satisfied. Brook lyn Life. COOKED FISH FOOD. In a stream where trcut have been accustomed to be fed with bread It might at first sight appear that they could easily be taken by means of the staff of life as a lure. Yet, though trout may be taken for a time by means of such bait, they eventually learn to discrimin ate between the dangerous and an in nocuous crust or crumb. There arc many pools In which the fish at no per Kl Cttn ne iKMmiuuuu iu biru it wo mm lure, however readily they may rush to- , , J..J t ,.. It he n ward It In its Innocent slate. Once they have tasted bread, however, trout de velop a great partiality for It. Wl,, unlmnr. uhiiltlil Inkf hftllwl and prepared prawns must ever remain more or less of a mystery. These as suredly are tho most unnatural of foods for them, yet In certain stutes of tho water salmon, though rarely If ever sea - trout, succumb to It when they refuse every other kind of bait, and that, too, In na half-hearted fashion, but with anl avidity that Is often marvelous. It ls( the same with salmon roe, so rar as, Thp annulU mPOtlng of the stockhold trout, sea trout and bull trout are con- Pra f the Astoria lion Works will be mui ti.o utm.u ,',hiKiv hna unmp. ' h,il nt their olllce on Tuesday. May thing 'to do with this forbidden fruit. and In some Buch way the oil of a heron's breast If sprinkled over worms, Is said to make them specially attroc- tlve. '"V.'hatever Is 1b good" seems to be the motto of llio feeding fish. Lon don Field. SCOTLAND VS. KENTUCKY. Kentucky Is In trouble again. Her sons never were taken with the queen of England, but now they have no use for Victoria at all. It Beems that the queen's ample appreciation of Scotch whiskey has rendered that beverage fashionable In London, and Is popular - ixlng It among the AnglomantacB In1 .. .. . .. . . i New xoi-k. now every true American mnrmi ,ney work marvels In the way of who has tasted both knows that there; toothing and quieting restlessness. Be Is no comparison between white Scotch 'Ing perfectly simple and harmless In whiskey, with Its smoky flavor, and.thej in'y'a surerTos Xn" "mountain dew of old Kentuck, with h(m for a nlKht f quet ,VBt, grateful its rich amber color and Its exhlllarat- in, ".. ,iMt. i,nt if ihu fnri r.ii R,jt,h ... . . . . . , whiskey gets a Btart there Is no tolling to what may go. limit the rage for Imitation HIS QUALIFICATIONS. A Judge, who was a very old and shrunken little man, was trying a case, when another very old man peasant, scarcely able to walk came Into court to give evidence. Instead of going toldoces 25 c'a. Samples free, at Chaa tho witness box, ho went toward the IKtssnge leading to "the bench. One of the counsel called out to him: "Come back, Blr; where are you going? Do you think you are a Judge?" "Indeed, sir." raid the old man, looking up to the Judge, "I bellwe I'm fit for little else. A LONG WAY FROM HOME. A recent article In a New York paiwr says- "Fulton fish market l an ImU-x to the growth of New York, as Well as Indicative of the application of scien tific principle to business enterprise. The red-fleshed salmon from the Po ol tie, that lays fresh and rosy on the huckster's stall. Its scales still gleaming with Iridescent light. Illustrates forcibly the Immense possibilities of rapid tran sit and thorough refrigeration. The re frlijerator car, pulled by a flying loco motive, solves the problem, and gives to the New Yorker a delicacy, or many of them, hn otherwise might be deprived of." A KICKER. A kicker from way -back came over on a street cr from lpterUwii yester day afternoon whi could, beat tny f nt ball eleven on the coat. He Vltked slow, and when It st pped a little lonstrr than usual oii th switen dpboilie tilt U. P. dock he got off, and standing In tho middle of the track, with the mln pouring on him, he cussed every officer, front tho president down to the clean- em and the cans from the underground wire to the trolley above, hikI when he got off for good he stopped ui.d mused the poles. SfRPRISINOLY UN-LUTHERAN LUTHERANS. The following Item was handed us, with the request that It be republished: For the last two months a part of the Lutheran population of the Pacific Coast has been stirred up by the peculiar preaching manifestations of one Braek- hus, a young, uneducated Norwegian, subject to "preaching fits," and fre quently discoursing to Norwegian Luth eran congregations In a somnambulistic state. A number of Lutheran ministers have been heaping shame upon the Lutheran name by backing this phen omenal Lutheran trance medium, per mitting) him to preach In their pulpits and hold services under their auspices. We hardly need to state that these un- iutheran Lutheran pastors do not be long to the old Norwegian Lutheran synod affiliating with the synodlcal con ference. They are of old "conference" stock and members .of the antl-Mls- sourian United church ("Forenede Klrke") now being torn asunder by in ternal strife and dissentlons. We are extremely sorry that the officers of the United church are so slow In denounc ing the course of its representatives on the Pacific slope, who do not shrink from claiming Infallible Inspiration by the Holy Ghost for the utterlngs of Mr. Braekhus, whose cause they cham pion. Lutheran Witness. LIBRARY ENTERTAINMENT. The young lady minstrel and hard times entertainment, to occur May 4, for the benefit of the Public Library Association, is having a "hard time" of it. ' It Is no ettsy matter to bring out de hutantes'. and that, we learn, Is what the talent will be composed of. Re gardless of age, all of the A. P. L. A. and "Ys" ana pledged to do their best, for a first and last appearance only. But we hope that they may be like Pattl if the public demand (as it surely will) why!! perhaps. TO COVER DEFICIENCIES. Olympla, April 25. The emergency board today heard several petitions to authorize a deficiency loan to the ex 1 tent of 18,400 to complete the speeding I track and build fences nt the state fair .... a, .1.- pounds at Yakima, and 1000 for the Ellensbutulmnornial school. Consider tlon wan postponed until May 7 of the claims by tho architect of the agricul tural college buildings for J3.509 for ma- ! trials furnished and which were e- 9 1 1 1. A l,LIo ntniw, GEN. GRANGER HEAD. Washington, April 25.- Gen. R. S. Granger, U. S. A., retired, died today, aged 83 years. " NOTICE, I t-t. 1SH at 7 m P-pose of nnd tn0 transaction of such business as mny properly come before tho meeting. By order of the Board of Ilrectrs. Aiiesi: i jumi iv, , i ). B. PHAEL, President. Secretary. Astorln, Ore., April 20th, 1891. THE NURSE'S DELIGHT. 1 ir., avtvuil..tifii.1 n 1 1 iiiA Ir nitwit the vu'ue of a renu.(iy whWh. without being an anodyne, will relieve soreness of the limbs or stllTnest. or tne joints, anu en- jmt.ent to s.eep qu.ct.y ana nav j,mtl' (, a remedy are Allcoek's For , oub Plusters. Placed on the ohest or on the back, if necessary cut Into strips and placed over the muscles of the both to him und those who care for him. l Brandreth's Pills do not weaken t.pig, . the MILES' NERVE AND LIVER TILLS. Act on a new principle regulating be liver, stomach and bowels through the nerves. A new discovery. Dr. Miles' Pllld speedily cures bllllousness, bad taste, torpid liver, piles, constipa tion. Uneoualed for men, women and children. Smallest, mildest, surest I 60 Rogers, THE ORISIWil AND EEHUlfiS (WORCESTERSHIRE) . SAUCE Imparts the mot ticlwiuut tate and seat U EXTRACT of lEITEK fii.a it MMMCA1. GENTI EM AN at M .itrnB, lo H hrmlirr nl 'OKCKSTK, "Irll I EA & TFRKINS' thil their .-oic t Muhlv TBlrem. rd In India. m i!tnnvotlnlt)r th m.t pl ublo. si well tht most wboletom aure tht U PRvrtrti of Tm'aifTia! ES9 tlia: yo-a get Lea & renins' &finalur M cbi tw: 1 1 tbt (nyintl and Iohn buncan'A Sons. f'' Fill i' r--. it Jb a j (- tours, -"3 CVIES, J 1 HOT a COLD 5' KEATS, f'i CAMS, - FAREBSTS, rsTp!i"iP!r- NATURAL without that scalded milk taste, uniform consistency and perfect keeping quality the characteristics of PREPARED BY THE l-UK SALfc CT ALL. ..... .... ... FROZEN THEN ON FIRE! 1 , 1 k the application of ice fo the small of your back, is the sensation produced by the chill that precedes the fever of malaria. Then comes the roast ing stage, when every vein throbs and is scorched as If with liquid fire. Then you well nigh dissolve In exhausting perspiration that leaves you as limp as a wet diBh rag. These alternating tor ments are not remediable permanently wltii quinine, which Is, moreover, a most damaging cumulative poison. H OS tetter's Stomach Bitters drives out the foe and repels its further attacks. It is the leading medicinal safeguard against malaria all over the continents of North and South America, Guate mala, the Isthmus of Panama, Mexico and Australia. It regulates the liver, stomach, bowels and kidneys, enricnes the blood, and promotes appetite, sleep and dhrestion. It Is not only a medi cine, but an effective cordial welcome to the most delicate palate. itneumatic tendency Is counteracted by It A SURE CURE FOR PILES. Itching Piles a.e knowr. by moisture like perspiration, causing Intense itching when warm, rnis lorin, us wen bb ui.uu, (Heeding or Protruding, yield at once to Dr. BosaTMiO's Pile Remedy, which acts directly on the parts affected, absorbs tumors, allays llehlng and effects a permanent cure. 60c. DrufcKlat or mail. Circulars free. Dr. Bosanko, S28I'Areh street, Philadelphia, Fa. Sold by J. W. Conn. KEEP UP WITH THE TIMES, don't cling to tho imperfect thing:. Do you use cereal foods on your breakfast table? Then yon need erenm. Unnlen's Peerless JiivuVl Evaporated Civam is decidedly supi rlcr in jlelinesB un'l 'liuvfjr to ordinary mill; or cienni. IT SIIAJtrEMI tlio nppetito, im . ...iiw; ,li'rstioii.and -lore lieau anu ! ;nr: oil tiio ur);ans rf." . i n , ..'1 hm vjn-ii roiiiiea ' ".1. ' p. i;.:;Uliy action by fc i.s i r. 1'ierces uoineu i i . i (v-ii niseovui v. Mi-.ro than nil, the liver and tlvtt's the l-,.v in tlin whole 8V8- teiu. Youhayopuro blood or poisonous 1,1,1,, 1 Huut im vour liver cuooses. The health, tho liver controls tuo blood, the " Dis- LIIUUM covory co"" """.'- , .... .,, You can escape just almut half the ills that flesh is neir to, oy im T. . ............ t with thin nuvliciue unice iuo "c it A' a which vrennli as well as cure. For all dis eases caused by a disordered liver or impure blood dyspepsia, biliousness, the most stub born skin, scalp and scrofulous affections, the " Discovery1' is the only remedy so oer- nuu aim mi " " ; . If It doesn't benefit or cure, you have jour monoy oacs. ... ,. You pay only for the good you get. ft -TEVv'T-X;1? Nufnro sit on Id 5. be usslstcd to throw oirimpur. tic of the blood. Kothiiig docs it so well, sosnfe'r or so promptly its Swift's iSpevlUc cunEs M fl bI n,: a fiK al POISON LIFE HAD NO CHARMS. r t t'ufto 5-er ! w. Uouble.l mBlsrltl pnlton. whi. h cuiiii-4 my M,.:tito lo l-il, BnJ 1 w-t Rreatly ,lu,c.l iullc.li.mid luelctBll its.-harnis. 1 tried ntr (uh.ilBnrt tnitah reni",,i'-. htif Hmitrtcft. I touldgel no.Ji.f. 1 lln irK-.l yftttl'.y; A lc hWllwol lT.ll bii I i niinn-n ir- m,niilBl1 " ' now UttcrlMaUlllliBacvt.i. J.A. KlCli, Oiuwt, kau. Our book un Utood tod Uk'u PImwcb ntHtrt fret. C.VIFT ZfBCmiO CO.. ATLANTA. CA. Tky Know a Good Thing when they see it. That's why Uriuht Housekeepers fsn GOTTQLEfJS the A cw ShorteiiiNg, in place of lard. That's why Phy sicians RECOMMEND G0TT9LENE the Healthful Shortening, in place of lard. That's wiiy cookino; Experts Exnotea the use of r : r ;i a a U. mi isttC a--J :;.V.'fAv"e,ia--.rJ,nndt!.::ts why vi. ::5 Imitate - the!,rv.' suv.dof! Co.'a-E-n instead cf s-'l! W.itc'.i the Cot ro luxe. l.'.rd. r..i:iie. Get Accent na "somjthing c!io." utruBP tt nyrsTiTorts. Bole KitiinL'turera, ST. LOUIS and " CHICAGO. NCW YORK, BOSTON. FLAVOR, also light pure cream rcior, L'io ;ire 4 BORDEN'S PEERLESS BRAND EVAPORATED CREAM This resilt has not before been accomplish; i in the production of any other l rana. i ry 11. NEW YORK CONDENSED MILK CO. i r ' mini ronrcoe U.-.UIBU uivv.yv.L.ivo. .dlri...ftfluti ASTORIA IRON WORKS. Concoroly St., foot of Jackson, Astoria. General Machinists and Boiler Makers Land and Marine Engines. Boiler work. Steam boat and Cannery Work a Specialty. Castings of All Descriptions Made to Order on anon notice. John Fox. President and Superintendent A. L. Fox Vice President O. B. Prael Secretary FAT PEOPLE. Park Obesity Pills will reduce your weight PERMANENTLY from 32 to 15 pounds a month. NO STAKVINU, sick ness or injury. NO PUBLICITY. They build up the health and beautify the complexion; leaving no wrinkles or liabbineaa. 6TQUT ABDOMENS and difficult breathing surely relieved. NO- EXPERIMENT, but a Beientlllo nnu positive relief, adopted only after years of experience. All orders supplied di rect from our oilice. Price $2.00 pep package, or three packages for $5.00 by mail, postpaid. Testimonials and particulars, (sealed) 2 cents. All correspondence strictly confiden tial. PARK REMEDY CO., Boston. Mass. J. A. FAST ABEND, GENERAL CONTRACTOR, PILE DRIVER, I'OUSE, BRIDGE J1ND lilAUI' i!i-ii,iM-:i-t. ice. 'ASTORIA, OR AJJrfss. Iv The Fire's Out! The hired girl's out; the cuke and bls c 1 1 i t. is out. C mipuny lias come. "Nothing- to cat in the lioune." What's to be done? Why, fiend the eldest boy out the hack gale, down to Cleveland's Bakery on Main street, nnd get what you need for Just such emergencies. STAMPS Have changed colors very frequently of late; but our competitors change colors every time they see our work. We make wagons, shoe horses and do all kinds of general BLACKSniTHINd Perhaps you know this already. Cer tainly you do, if you have ever em ployed us. Q.. A. Stinson & Co; Push a Lucky Man ' Into tbe Kile, says the Arabian proverb, and he will come oat with a nub in bis month. Our Buyer was elated last month, nnd wbeu be re turned borne bo says : "I got 'em ; gut 'em olieap ; got 'em to sell ; got 'em so as to nndersell all other deal ers in Fine Kentucky Whiskies on tbe Coast. Over lifty deniijobns ot it weut out yesterday but custom ers went with tbera, HUGHES & CO. RAKES AND THINGS. The little warm rays of sunshine drop ping in a little earlier these mornings, as the season advances, plainly say, "Get ready, for folks will soon be want ing garden things!" So we ARE get ting ready our hoes, rakes, spades, etc., etc., for your coming. Never mind the prices they'll be as little as anybody's, almost surely smaller. J. 11. WYATT, - Hardware Dealer. The C. P. UPSHUR Co,, Shipping & Commission Astoria, Oregon. ASTORIA WOOD YARD D. & D. fl. Csnspbcii, Proprietors. Dealers in all kind3 of First Class Fuel. Fir. Vine M:ii'! Cprueo Limbs, Alder, Hemlock and Ai-h. Also. K'st ma les of Wellington, Kewcftfllle, ConneU sni CuiylH-: land CvuiL Leave oid-is it Can. -a Han 4. Co 's tore, ur at yard, fi 't of Fpruoe Street. Orders promptly filled, and SATISFACTION' GUAKATEEO. i Tfcc- tin Cc jsulos arc snpericr TVy cure ia Xl lioura tLa mem daoasea vilhout urjlncon- TeuIoni. SOLO BY ALL DRUGGISTS 5 x M a a o M Pi 05 V. 0 P5 R o C r r NEW CARPETS We can say of carpets what was said of furniture a day or two since that this stock is not only the best in Astoria, but twice over the largest. There's buying inspiration in our prices, too. No mat ter what kind of cnrpels you want, come to ub. for we have it Chas. Heilborn & Son. EVERY REQUISITE FOR : first Class Funerals : AT POHU'S Undertaking Parlors, THIRD STREET. Rates Reasonable. Embalming a Specialty. Washington JIeat jMarket. Corner Second and Main Streets. Wholesale and Retail Butchers : and : Packers. Steamboats, Ships and Mills supplied on short notice. Families supplied promptly at the io.st rates. CHRIST1INSEN ft CO., ProptB. OCCIDENT HOTEL Is the Best of Its Class On the Pacific Coast. THE flfl UNEXCELLED TABLE. Rutes, $1 daily and upwards. Do You Wish I'lTo enrich your table economically?! :Here's a chance, at A. V. Allen's. I'iKnsrllsh ware, and lots ot it! Kichrl jjFlower decorations of various sorts,!! I'ltind at (lulcltstep prices. Modesti-priced glassware, too, of I'leourse. The shelves are crowdedi ivith them. Coiner of Cass and)! iSiiuenio'iue Streets. ROSS HIGGINS & CO. Grocers,: and : Butchers Astoria and Upper Astoria. Fine Teas and Coffees. Table Delicacies, Domestic and Tropical Fruits, Vegetables, Sugar Cured Hams, Bacon, Htc. Choice Fresh - and Salt Meats. PUTS YOU in Chicago Omaha, Kansas City, St Louis and all Easern Points X 24 to 36 Hoars Ahead .- Of Any Other Line. Pullman and Tourist Sleepers Free Reclining Chair Cars, Din. ing Cars are run daily via the Union Pacific Flyer leaving Port land at 7:00 p. m. Astoria to San Francisco. OCEAN STEAMKUS SAILING DATE3. Columhii, Wednesday, April 4. State, Monday, April 9. Columbia, Saturday, April 14. State, Thursday. April lit. Columbia, Tuesday, April 21. State, Sunday, April 2. Astoria end Portland Steamers. Steamer R. IL Thompson leaves As toria at 6:C n. ni., thiily except Sunday, via Washington side of the river; re- d uty, except lMturday. The Thojiip- j Bon makes lamiinjfB on bth sides vfi 1 "u c nuicuuni, vu Lruiu ui' and dew a trips. S. H. n. CLARK, OLIVER MINK. E. KLLERY ANOERSOX, JOTtN" W. POANE. FREDERIC R. COUDERT. Receivers. For rales and general information call on or address G. V. LOTJNPBERRT. A sent, Astoria, Or. W. H. HrRLPrRT. A. 5n. 1-as. Art.. Porilnnd. Or. Mm. The SJ. U.1 &.1 '. I I llll I I'. GREATLY REDUCED RATES MADE BY TUB"' Southern Paeifie Co. FOR THE CALIFORNIA laidiiiinteF fair $0UJ1D HIP TICKETS )OD FOR 30 DAYS TLAD TO 1 FRANCISCO AND RETURN $37.50 Including FIVE GATE Tickets to the Fair EXCUFSIOrl TtlPS FROMSAN FRANCISCO to otherpoints In California will be allnwed'purchaseri of special Midwinter Fair tickets at tlie following round-trip rales; TO STATIONS UNDER 150 MILES FROM SAN FRANCISCO. ONE AN D ON E-TH I RD one way fare , TO STATIONS no MILES OR MORE FROM SAN FRANCISCO, ONE AND ONE-FIFTH oneway fare. For Special rate! and full Information, Inquire of J C KIRKLAND, Dlst, Passenger Agent at 134 Front St., Portland Or. or address the underslged. RICH'D GRAY, . T. H. GOODMAN. Gen. Traffic Manager. Gen. Passenger Agent. SAN FRANCISCO. CAL. E. P. ROGERS, A. G. P. A., Portland, Oregon. GjilGflGO, IfflltWAUpE find ST. PAUL' RAILWAY Connecting with All Transcontinenta Lines is t'le On!y Line running ELECTRIC LIGHTED CRFJS BETWEEN St Paul and Chicago. AND Omaha and Chicago. The Express Trains consists of Vestlbuled, Sleeping, Dining and Parlor Cars, HEATED BY STEAM, And furnished with Every Luxury known In moder railway travel, For SPEED, COMFORT and SAFETY This Line is Unequaled. Tickets on sale at all prominent railway offices. For further Information Inquire of any ticket ager,,, or C. J, EDDY, General Agent. J. W. CASEY, Trav. Pass. Agt. PORTLAND, OREGON. CANADIAN PACIFIC RAILWAY. AMERICA'S Greatest Trans Continental Railway System. FHOfrl OCEfifl TO OCEflfl . -IN- Palace Dining tjoom acd Sleeping Cars. Loxofioas Dining Cars. Elegant Day Coaches. ALSO Observation Cars, alloming Unbroken Vleis 0! the Wonderful IWoantain Coontry. $5.00 and $10.00 . Saved on all tickets east. Tourist cars the best on wheels. Equipments of the very linest throughout. Also CANADIAN PACIFIC ROYAL MAIL STEAMSHIP LINE To China and Japan. Empress of India leaves Vancouver February 5. Empress of China leaves Vancouver March 5. Empress of India leaves Vancouver April 2. AUSTRALIAN STEAMER SERVICE I.eav?s Feb. 16 and March 16 for Honolulu and Australian ports. For ticket rates and Information can JAS. FIN'LATSOM, Agt Astoria, or , a. i, a.iuer, .traveling asa. Act.. Ta coma. Wash- Ceo. IfcL. Brown, Ilst. Pass. Ast, Vancouver, B. C HUNTER & MERGERS. . . Frprietoi-BB of tli Pcrlland Bu'chering Cos Markets Corner Seconl and Benton streets. Corner Third ar.J -rcvt, Eighth etreets