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03 ..- ,.Jx VOL. XAXIJI, SO. III. ASTOK1A, Oil EG OK, WEDNESDAY, NOYEMBRR 13. 1885). PRICE JBIVE CENTS Ay The Favorite jledicine for Throat and Lung Diffi culties lias long been, and still is, Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. It cures Croup, Whooping Cough, Bronchitis, and Asthma; soothes irritation of the Larynx and Fauces ; strengthens the Vocal Organs; allays soreness of the Luugs; rheeuts Consumption, and, even in advanced stages of that disease, relieves Coughing and induces Sleep. There is no other preparation for dis eases of the throat and lungs to he com parednvith this remedy. "My wife had a distressing cough, Vt ith pains in the side and breast, "We tried -various medicines, "but none djd her any good until I got a bottle of Ayer's Cherry Pectoral, which has cured her. A neighbor, Mrs. Glenn, had "the measles, and the cough was relieved by the use of Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. I have no hesitation in recommending" this -JC-ougii Medicine to every one afllicted." Robert Horton, Foreman Headlight, Morrillton, Ark. " I have been afflicted with asthma for forty yeais. Last spiing I was taken with a violent cough, which threatened to teiminate my dajs. Every one pro nouheeil me in consumption I deter mined 'to try Ajer's Cherry Pectoral. Ifreffects were magical. I w as immediately-relieved and continued to improve until entirely recovered." Joel Bui lard, -Guilford.-Conn. " Six months ago I had a severe hem orrhage of the lungs, brought on by an iucessaut cough which depiived me of sleep and lost. I tried aiious leme dies, but obtained no relief until I be gan lotukt- Ajer's Cherry Pectoral. A ten battles of this medicine cured me." Mrs. E. Cuburn, 19 Second St., Lowell, Mass -"Ear children afllii-tcil with colds, rougJO7e: e tin our, 01 croup, I do not Unnwof a i finely which will give more spend v iclief than Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. I hu e found it, also, invalu able in cases of Vhooping Cough." Ann Lovejoy, 1257 Washington .street, tSoston, Mass. IjbYs Cherry Pectoral, PREPARED BY Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Mass. Sold by all Drugging. Price f 1 ; sir bottles, f 5. IP yot TETAVE no appetite, Indigestion, Flatulence, Sick Headache, "all ruu down' losing flesh, you will And Ms Pil the remedy you nood. They tono up the weak stomach and BUILD UP the flagging energies. Sufferers from mental or physical overwork will find great relief from them. Elegantly ugar coated. Price, 25 cents per box. SOIiO EVERYWHERE. Office, 44 Murray St., New York. PATROHJZE HOME INDUSTRY There Is-jio occasion for the most fastidi ous of our citizens to send to Portland or San Francisco for Custom Made Slothes As they can pet Better Fits, Better Work manship, and for less Money. f By Leaving their Orders with MEANY. New Goods bv Every Steamer. Call and See Him and Satisfy Yourself. P. J. Meany. Merchant Tailor Seaside Bakery. Best Milk Bread aud CAKES OF ALL KINDS, Manufacturers of Fine Candles. AND Ornamental Confectionery . . , And Ice Creams. Wholesale and Ketall Dealer In Candies. ADOLF JOIENHOX. BL B. PARKER, K DEALER IK FIRE BRICK Hay, Oats, mi Straw, Line, Brici, Cement, M anil' Plaster Hood Delivered to Order. TKR-aptdyjo tho Captain, or to SP3SS5B AtefTect Face Powder. iDCEUl nt'OHrrlrnlC-rree from fc.O!"ivH5y jCTpoIww ar. w. coKiSi ib. strickler: theobeke: ik . LATEST PERFUMEexqu.site chaste FREEMAN'S HIAWATHA j-JStock-and Fixtures. .larXSfciTpra'Jt-SMAI-L CAPITAL. JSL desirous of buying a well established and paying business In this city, can hear of an opportunity by inquiring at this office. i iniii nff a, iiii Btw.taiaSII ? Sub' KUIGHTS OF THE EOAD. A Drummer ftelates His Experience in Grand Eapids, Michigan. What I like about .these "Knights of the Eoad"' is that they are great filloW9 for secret societies. Mostall the drummers belong to everything that is going from that of the' Grand Knigbt of the-Garter," down to "Sons of Temperance." I am quite a hand for all such mysterious things myself, so I get solid with all the boys. My old friend Crookston called .on me the other day to see if I needed any drugs, and to have a visit. We had a jolly time. While we were sitting in the office a chap came in and wanted to borrow $2 on account of a remittance not coming to him as he expected. I told him the $2 I kept to lend was iu now, being Bent in the day "before by Johnny Mclntyre, but I never lent it except to drummers. He said, "That's me." I gave him the grand hailing sign of nn Odd Fellow, which he tumbled to. Theu I came to the greut "hair in the soot" grip of Pythonic. Ho tumbled. Then Crook gave him G. B. of the Sons of Malta. He was onto it. Then I tipped him tho hair poking signal of a Good Templar. He smiled aud said "H. O" This is a chemical term meaning "waters." Then Crook stuck out his hand and gave him the noted P. D. Q. sign of the Royal Atch Brick Ma son. He "got thar" on that. Then Crookston examined him as follows to make sure he was a drummer: "From whence comest thou, pard!" "From the Lodge of the Holy St. Johns Michigan." "What Beek ye here to do?" "To take a few orders and collect a bill of Billson." "Then you are a drummer?" "I am so taken and accepted by the boys." "How may I know you to be a drumer?" "By my cheek and my fifty-pound sample case. Try me." "How will you be tried?" "By tho square." "Why by tho square?" "Because the square is a magistrate and an emblem of stupidity." "Where were yon first led to be a drummer?" "Tn ray mind." "Where next?" "In a printing effice, adjoiniug a regular post of drummers." "How were you prepared?" "By being divested of my last ceut, my cheek rubbed down with a brick, a buniou plaster over each eye aud a heavy sample case in each baud. In this fix I was conducted to the door of the post," "How did you know it was a door, being blind?" "By first stepping in a coal scuttle and afterward bumping my head against the door knob." "How gained you admission?" "By benefit of my cheek." "Had you the required cheek?" "I had not, but Steve Sears had it for me." "How were you received?" "On the sharp toe of a boot ap plied to my natural trousers." "What did this teach you?" "Not to fool around too much." "What happened next?" "I waB set down on a cake of ice and asked if I put my trust in mer cantile reports." "Your answer?" "Not if I know myself, I don't." "How was you next handled?" "T was put straddle of a goat made of a 2x4, and trotted nine times around the room by four worthy brothers, and then trotted in front of the Left Bower for further instruc tions." "How did he instruct you?" "To approach's customer in three upright regular steps, with my busi ness card extended at rightangles, my arms forming a perfect square.' "How was you then disposed of?" "I was again seated on a cake of ice in front of a dry goods box, and made to take the following horrible and binding eath: "I, CharleB S; Robinson, do hereon and herein most everlastingly and FIRE CLAY Draylng, Teaming and Express Easiness, NT I 'AM I 'It MM- PARKER ben P. Parker, Master. For TOWING, FREIGHT orCflAR a. B. PAKEEK. aa aaa AU0TIO3ST AND COMMISSION HOUSE. MAETIN OLSEN, Successor to E. C .Holdeii. The oiaest established Commission House In Oregon Goodi of all kinds sold on com mission. Auction Sates'Every Saturday. General Repairing. Jobbing and Uphol stering done. Fine stock of Furniture ou hand. When you want lUrgaius in Household Goods go to JKiUTCTIJi OliSE-N DYSPEPSIA, iS that misers experienred when rc sud denly become aware that we possess a iabolical arrangement called a stomach. Tho stomach is tho rescnoir from v.hich every fibre and tl-sue must be nourished, andany trouble w ith it lsaoonfclt thr mah out the whole sy.-iom. Among a ooen djjspeptics no two v ill have tho sams pre domlnantsjuijUDiiis. Dspeplicsolactivo mental now er aud a bilious temperament are subject to Sick Uead.ulio; iiiosc, fleshy and phlegmatic ha vo Const tp:iion( "While tho thin and ner ousare abandoned togloouiy foreboding. Some dyspeptics are wonderfully fonji tful ; others have great irritability of temper. "Whatever form Dyspepsia may take, one thing is certain, The underlying cause is in the EIJI2R, and one thing more Is equally certain, no one Will remain a dyspeptic who will It -will correct Acidity or tho Stomach, Erpol foul Eases, Allay Irritation, Start the JLivcr to icorMng, when all other troubles soon disappear. "My wife was a confirmed d-ri:ptic. Some three years ago by the advice ot lr. Steiner, of Augusta, she was induced to tiy S.mmon Liter Regulator. I teel grateful for the relief it has given her, and. may all who read thu and are afflicted in any waj, w'icthT chronic or other wise, use Simmons I.ivei Regulator and I feel confident health will be restoied to all who will be advised." Wm. M. Kekmi, Fort Valley, Ga. See that you get the Genuine, with red 2"qn front of Wrapper, PREPARED OVLY BV J. H. ZETLTN & CO., Philadelphia, Pa. I'rSreSl. . . . ' diabolically swear, by the Great Bob Tail Flush, that 1 will never reveal and always steal all the trade secrets I can for the use aud benefit of the Most AugUBt Order. And I further swear, by the Baldheaded Jack of Clubs, thai I will never give, carve, mako, hold, take or cut prices below the regular rates. And I further swear by the Pipers that played be fore Moses, to uever have any commercial dealings with any man or hiB wife, sister, grandmother, old maid, aunt or unchv ualeas they, he, she or it is soumd on. the goose. "I was then asked what I most needed." "What was vour reply?'' "Money." "What did you then behold?" "A copy of Dnnu & Co.'s reports, open at chapter 'Muskegon.'. Upon the open book rested a pair of drug scales, in one pan of which reposed ten pounds of coucentrnted lye, and iu the other sat a small silver jack ass." "What did this emblem signify?" "The scales indicated the balance between debtor and creditor. Tho other emblems represented lie-abilities and ass-ets of a bankrupt." "Did this teach you any lesson?" "You bet! It taught me tho iact that the formec are generally so al mighty much greater than the lat ter." "Shake! brother!" you be off or from?" "Both, if I can borrow ennff to get out of town on." Will money "Have you any cigars?" "I have." "Give em to me." "I did not so receive 'em, neither will I so impart 'em." "How will you dispose of 'em?" 'On sixty days' time, or two per cent, cash, f. o. b." "All right, begin.'' "No, begin you." "No, you begin." "Up. 'Em. Set." "Set 'em up.' The words aud signs are right, Brother Snooks, he is n yard wide and all wool, and yon can bet on him." Brother Crookston and I each lent the chap $4, and left with many thanks and kind wishes. Now you can see by this what a help it is to a fellow when he gets dead broke among strangers to have these little things to fall back on. Working People are often too ill to labor, but they havn't time to take medicine and lay off. Simmons Liver Regulator can be taken without causing any loss of time, and the system will be built up and invig orated by it. Jt has no equal as aprepar atoiy medicine, andean be safely used when a doctor cannot be called in. In all common diseases it will, unaKled bv any other medicine, effect a speedy cure. TiieTTrenoh are now able to put in the field seven armies of a total strength of 1,3000,000 meu, equipred for a prolonged campaign, and sup ported by au ample reserve. This is five times the force that Napoleon III. oould muster in 1870. Take It in Time. A man whopiesents the appeaianee of debility, whose countenance is anx ious, and who is subject to spells of faintness, is liable to sudden death from heart disease. Let him take Dr. Flint's Remedy before it is too late. Descriptive treatise with each bottle; or, address Mack Drng Co., N. Y. A conveyance of real estate signed on Sunday is not legal, and yet we were always taught to believe that "the better the day the better the dee2." For Constipation, Indig'estiou, HeaBach'e, Liver Complaint, nnd for all purgative purposes, take Ayer's Pills the best for family use. BfcjgSg AAssitBlgcsUon. t JCCJI J W$& M lw and, at the same - ' a time , Youthful Tramps, i 1 Two little bootblacks, as poor as I Job's turkey, as hungry as wolves, and withal as happy as coons, landed here this week in a box car, corning all the way from Omaha. They made for Olsen's restaurant and said to the first man they met: ''Mister, pay for a cup of coffee for me, and I'll give you a shine." They struck the right man, and they were- soon at the table eating and drinking like woodchoppers. They had a fine appetite, but a hard time iu making the trip, for they were stowaways, and had to do the best they could to steal a ride. At one place, way out on the prairie, and 23 miles from any house, they were one night sidetracked and left alone in an empty coal car, with an empty stomach, but Ihey tramped along un til "they found food and shelter. They seemed to be bright boys and not lazy, and as we looked t:t the young rogues with their happy faces and dirty little hnnds, we could uot help thinking of that beautiful poem dedi cated to a poor mother, which begins, "Oh, where is my wandering boy to night?" Walla Walla Journal. Tho other day a Chinese cook at Liviugstone, Cal., made a pie for the guests of a hotel. It looked all right, but he added two ounces of pulver ized glass for seasoning. Tho first bite cdnsed a stalwart teamster's month to bleed aud he beat the cook to a jelly. Children Cry for Pitcher's Castoria tVhcn Baby nos sick, we gave her Castoria. SVhcn sho was a Child, she cried for Castoria, 5Vhen she became Miss, she clung to Castoria, iVhenshehad Children, sho gavothem Castoria Ton ne . w . w . w -!.. ni L'-t dJ.-,2Xt?iaj3P THE r-cepi-r- . CURES PERMANENTLY 8PEAINS. Washington, Tex.. June 20, 18S3. Had buffered off and on for fifteen years with strained hack; no trouble with it now; two j ears ago was cured by St. Jacobs Oil. No return. H. CARTMELL. At Dr.Dcoisrs and Dealers. 1HE CHARLES A VJELER CO.. Balt'more.Md. fct0. "i&oft W VV) rnWO J .MortS, MS CN. . nd " And ASTORIA TRANSFER CO. AM) Livery Stables. Convejanrps oi any hind, on short notice. TrinsfcniiiR lUggage, etc., a sneclaltj. Tflppl'oui' No, 13. SHERMAN & WARD. Express mid ' Transfer. "Uun. and Frocl. ilildelirciHl, Proprietor. HeadquaIers at Foa d & Stokes. LEAVE ORDERS AT PETER BRACH'S, Uppertown. bigc;a;i:. fki-icsut. i.tc, l'romitly delivered In any part of tho City. WilsGn& Fisher SLip Chandlers, HEAVY AND SHELF HARDWARE FARM IMPLEMENTS, Paints, Oils, and Varnish. LOGGERS' SUPPLIES. PRO VI8I ONS AND MILL FEED AGENTS FOR SALEM PATENT ROLLER MILLS Portland Roller Mills, PAIRBANKS' SCALES. 1STOUJA.. UllKUON Ci'mCQBS oil W TRADE er3Q$ft5r- MARKN jmjr3K sr.ir &4K 0W0ER Absolutely Purea 1 Ins powder never varies, A marvel of 1'iiiity, strength and wholesomeness, More pcoiii'MiciI than the ordinary kinds, and can not he sold 111 competition with the multi tude or low test, short w eight, alum or phos ih He pow dors. .Sold o;ify fn cant. Hovai. llKiv IiwikuOo. ii; V'all-sL.N. Y. Lmvis M. .Iohnsox & Co , Agents, i'ort-l.-iiiil. icgon. rriE- DIAMOND PALACE (JUSTVY HANSEN, Pron'r. A l-'irjjf and Well Selpcted Sto?k of Fine Dlanumds ft Jewelry At Extremely Low Prices. til (loads Bought at This Establishment Warranted Genuine. Wnlch atirt OlorJt llopaiiisi A Sl'FOIAIlY Cornel C.xss and iupniO(ii:i Mn ets Thompson & Ross Carry a 1 ull Line of Choice Staple and Fancy Groceries, Give Us a Call and Be Convinced. CANDY MANUFACTORY. N. J. BERGMAN, Prop'r. Fine Chocolate Bon Bons F1JESII MADE DAILY. As Well as All Other Kinds of Cream Candies. Please Call and Give Me a Trial, THIRD STREET, Next to Western Union Telegraph OHice. tote's Restaurant Next to Dement's Drug Store. Astoria, Oregon, Shoalwater Bay and Eastern OYSTERS, In Any Style. Everything the Market Af foids. First-Glass in Every Respect. Terms, Reasonahle. Meals at All Hours. Tho only modicino which destroys tho perma o Catarrh, Rheumatism, Pemale Complaints, Consumption (if not too far cone). Dyspepsia, Malarial nnd all Blood and Skin Diseases. It i s a eafo and positive euro for LOSS of Manhood and Gon orrhea. Is pleasant to driok. Qivoita trial. Price, 75 cents and S1.25. PACIFIC SLOPE MEDICINE CO., Spoknno Frills, Wash. J. C. Dement, Sole Agent, Ast oria They Have Stood tho Test of Time, The Mikado LOOK! irsf AddiM Lots in First Addition addition are now the cheapest AND FOR THESE REASONS: They immediately adjoin tho town of Alderbrook, and aro near the terminus of a .transcontinental Kailroad now being located. The motor lino will run across tins property. Lots further out are already selling at from SCO to S80. The Lots in First Addition to Alderbrook You can buy to-day For $50 for inside lots. $60 for corner lots, or on the installment plan. In a year from to-day theso lots will bo worlh S500 n lot. Other property may appreciate, theso MUST. They ara a sure investment. Eighty lots sold before plat was recorded. Buy immediately. Wmgate c& Stone, Odd Fellows Building. PARIS Great Reduction in. Prices. IMPORTER OF English, French and Scotch Woolens. NEW GOODS BY EVERY STEAMER. First-class work, and no garment will be allowed to go out of the store unless it gives satisfaction. Fine Business Suits made to order for S3.". Genuine Imported Tweed Cheviot and Cashmere Suits from $38 to 45. Broad Wail Overcoats at S30 and upwards. I his gives -Tery gentleman in Astoria a chance to get a Fine Fitting Suit. Come uruunu una siiuiiy yonrseir. nOTELS ATD RESTAURANTS HOUSE. II. S JPAISKER, Prop. First Class in Every Respect Free Coach to Hie House. A Fine Sample Room for Commercial traveler. Ken Gale, late of the Occident, has charge of the Dining Koom. CHRIS. EVEKSOX. F. COOK THE EVENSON & COOK. On the European Plan. LARGE CLEAN ROOMS, A FIRST-CLASS RESTAURANT Board by the Day, Week or Month Private Rooms for Families, Etc. Transient Custom Solicited. Oysters, Fish, Meats, Etc., Cooked to Order. IVATEItSt., Opp. Jb'oord & Stokes A FIRST CLASS SALOON Kim in connection with the Premises. The Best of WINES, LIQUORS ANH CIGARS. Good Billiard Tables and Private Card Rooms. araituliMill FOR SALE. THIS MILL INCLUDES, 2 Boilers, an Engine, Circular Saw, PLANER, 2 Shingle Machines Edgers, Cut-off Sa ws One Stencil Printing Press, And other Machinery, nil In running order and complete for making Lumber, Shingles and Boxes. The Mill Ls in the midst of the timber, Hemlock, Spruce and Cedar A good Tramway leatfs from the Mill to navigable waters on the east, connecting with Astoria. The Astoria and South Coast Kailroad Company, from Astoria to the Gulf of Mexico, runs within 300 feet of the Mill on the west. Inquire ol J. Q. A. BOWLBY. Astoria, Oregon. To Canners. Jensen's Patented Can Capping Machine. "Will Cap and Crimp 95 CASS per MINUTE. It has proved to ICeduce the Leakage more than 50 per cent, less than hand capped. Pi ice, $600. Orders complied witli by The Jensen Oan-Pilling Machine Oo. Central Hotel LOOK! to Alderbrook ! are now on sale. Lots in this property on the market, TAILOR. J. IT. KXOSTSP., C. W. Fisher & Co., Prop's. Game, Fish, Oysters, Etc., COOKED TO ORDER- Flnu Private Rooms. .Evcrythlns Irst CIngs. Genevieve Street, rear of Grifllnfe Reed's. SATISFACTION GUARANTEED. INSURANCE. I. W. CASE, Insurance Agent. REPRESENTING : California Marine Ins. Co., S. F. Columbia Fire and Marine Ins. Co., Portland. Home Mutual Insurance Co., S. F. Phoenix of London. Imperial of London. Robb & Parker, AGENCY OK Fire and Marine Insurance, With an Aggregate Capital of $70,000,000. IMPERIAL, of London. CALIFORNIA, of California. CONNECTICUT, of Hartford. OAKLAND HOME, or Oakland. LION, of London. FIREMAN'S FUND, of California. QUEEN, of London. Ship and Commission Agency FIRE INSURANCE IN FIKST CL.ASS UOJIVANIKt Kepiesentlng SI 3,000,000 PHOENIX, Hartford, Conn. . HOME, New York, AGENCY PACIFIC EXPRESS CO C. P. UPSHUR, Main Stieet "Wharf - Astoria, Oregon. THE VIENNA Bestanraot aoi Cbop House. $67,000,000 Capital Liverpool & London Globe, North British and Mercantile ot London and Edinburgh Hartford of Connecticut, Commercial ot California Agricultural, or watertown. New York, London & Lancashire or Liverpool Eng.. Fire Insurance Companies, Represent In a capital of SG7,000,000. B. V S 1USEN. Agent.