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OJ f VOL. XXX. NO. 11(5. ASTORIA, OREGON, FRLDAY, MAY 18, J888. PRICE MVE CENTS. BUSINESS CARDS. OHAT II. SJliTK. ATTORNEY AT LAW. ufiiw. Koom 4 and 5. o er City Eouk Store. ATTORNEY AT LAW. , it 1:1 Kinney's Klock, opposite City Hall. .World. Oregon. rt 1 1'l.TON. (i. c. FULTON FUMOM JXROTIlKItS. UTOUXKYS AT LAW. ..minis 5 and c.Odd Fellows Iluildlng. fl It. TIKKIIHOM , Attorney at Law and Notary Public. -.jieoial attention given to practice in the i . ?. I.and Ofllce, and the examination of .iiiil titles. A full set ot Abstract P.ooks for laisop County in ollice. iikiok Up stair?, opposite Telegraph Otnce. J i. A.'ltOWIiUY, attorney and Connsellor at Law wire on Chenamus Street. Astoria, Oregon CI I. WIXTOX ATTORNEY AT LAW. Hooms Xo. 11 and 12, Pj tlilan Castle I'.iuld- tl It. WATSOX, tty.at Law and Deputy Dist. Atty. AH business before the IT. S. I-'ind Office a penalty. ASTOKIA, - - Or.Kl'.OX. rK. .1. K. li.V KOllttl'.. DENTIST. Rooms Hand 12 Odd FelUms Pudding, ASTOKIA, - - OREGON", TVIS. A. Jj. AXI.I. A. I-'ITIiTOX. flijsiciaiiiaml Surfffims. Odlco on Cass street, three door muHi of Odd Fellow's building. TelepnonoKo.41. TAY TfTTIji:, 31. I. PHYSICIAN AND SUKGEON Ofkick Rooms C Fythlan Building. ltRSIDENCK: SE corner Wall ami West 9th streets, opposite I. W Case', A. E. NIIA.1V. DENTIST. Kooms in Allen's Building, up stairs, cor ner Cass and Squemouua streets. Astoria Iregon. TBS. I)It. Ott'KXS.AIAUt. Office and residence, T), K. .Wanen's ior mer residence, Astoria, Oregon. Diseases of Women and Children, and of the Eye and Ear, specialties. D It.O.B.ESTES. I'll Y5ICIA.N AND SURGEON. OFKICK : Oem Building, up stairs, Astoria, niegon. D R. AI-FKKO KI.VNEY, Office at Kinney's Cannery. Will only attend patients at his office, and may be found there at any hour. D K. litAXK JTA!K. PHYSICIAN ANDSUKGKON, OppositeTelcgrapliOnice.Astorla.Oregon. 1 KliO K. JVAKSIrtt IK SURVEYOR OF CLATSOP COUNTY AND City Surveyor of Astonn Residence : Near Clatsop Mill. N. D. Raymond, Deputy. tMllceall'ilv'llall. A. SMITH. DENTIST. Kooms 1 and 2 ly tlilan llnildlng oter ".. li. Cooper's More. PATRONIZE HOME INDUSTRY There is no occasion for the most fastidi ous of our citirens to send to Portland or San Francisco for Custom Made Clothes As they can get Better FILs. Hetter Work manship, and for less Jlouey. By Leaving their Orders with MKANY. New Goods by Every Steamer. fall and See Him and Satisfy Yonrseir. P. J Meany. Merchant Tailor. AUOTIOKT AND COMMISSION HOUSE. MAETDT OLSEN, Successor to E. C. Hohlcii. in Oregon. floods of all kinds void on com mission Auction Sales Every Saturday. Oencral Repairing. Jobbing : terine done. Fine stock of furniture on hand. When you want Bargains in Household "WW fcU U MAUTIK OM3E.N LI. AV P P ' Q Sugar-Coated 5 C B O Cathartic If the Liver be comes torpid, if the bowels arc constipated, or it tbe stomwih fails to perform its functions properly, use Ayer's Pills. They are invaluable. For some years I was a victim to Liver Complaint, in conseauence of -which I suffered from General Debility and Indi gestion, a lew Doxe3 ot Ayer's fills restored me to perfect health. W.T. Brightney, Henderson, W. Va. For years I have relied more upon Ayer's Pills than anything else, to Regulate my bowels. These Pills are mild in ac tion, and do their work thoroughly. I have used them, with good effect, in cases of Rheumatism and Dyspepsia. G. F. Miller, Attleborough, Mass. Ayer's Pills cured me of Stomach and Liver troubles, from which I had suffered for years. I consider them the best pills made, and would not bo without them. Morris Gates, Downsville, N. Y. I was attacked with Bilious Fever, which was followed by Jaundice, and was so dangerously ill that my friends despaired of my recovery. I commenced taking Ayer s .rnis, anu soon regained mv eustoffiarv strength and vfcor. John C. Pattison, Lowell, Nebraska. Last spring I suffered greatly from a troublesome humor on my side. In spito of every effort to cure this eruption, it in creased until the flesh became entirely raw. i was troubled, at the same time, with Indigestion, and distressing pains in The Bowels. By the advice of a friend I began taking Ayer's Pills. In a short time I was freo from pain, ray food digested properly, tho sores on my body commenced healing, and, in less than one month, I was cured. Samuel D. White, Atlanta, Ga. I have long used Ayer's Pills, in my family, and believe them to be tho best pills made. S. C. Dardcn, Darden, Miss. My wife and little girl were taken with Dysentery a few days ago, and I at once began giving them small doses of Ayer's Pills, tliinkincl would call a doctor if the disea.se became any worse. In a short time the bloody discharges stopped, all pain went away, ana neaitn was restored. --Theodore Esling, Richmond, Va, tt Ayer's Pills, Prepared by Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Mass. Sold by all Dealers in Medicine. Wilson& Fisher Ship Chandlers, HEAVY AND SHELF HAEDWAEE FARM IMPLEMENTS, Paints, Oils, and Varnish. LOGGERS' SUPPLIES. PP.0 VISIONS AND MILL FEED AGENTS FOK SALEM PATENT ROLLER MILLS Portland Roller Mills, FAIRBANKS' SCALES. ASTOKIA. OKEGOX. IF YOU HAVE no apprrltc. Indigestion, Flatulence, Sick llmdaelit. "all run Join,"lotut? Heidi, :i will Mini tin remeily 3011 neetl. Tlu tune ui tlu ueuk stomuchuml BUILD UP t In- Ituxcliic .cnerKies. Sufferers from uirnt.il or ph.tsiciil meniork Mill llml crrat relirr from tlirm. i:lecnntly Mijptr ,'n.ited. l'rice, Ji. cent, prr box. S()M KVRRYW1IEIIK. Office, 44 Murray St., New York. The UnM States KESTAUKAjMT E. L. JEFFRIES, PROPRIETOR. Refitted,. Ready For Business For The Season of 1888. Everything in Season and Xicely Serel Experienced Cooks, Obliging Waiters. TIh'Im'M placed before our nations. For a Good Meal, go to JEFF'S At the Old Stan, on Main Street. ibIUU lU u)uUU made working for its. Agents preferred lio can furnisli their own horses and give thcirHWiole time to the busi ness. Spare moments may be profitably employed also. A few acancies in towns and cities. B. F. Johnson 8: Co., 1009 Main S., Rlclunond, Va. t SOME PUN AND A TEW PACTS. An exchange- has the following item, which may seem to be all right, but it will get some poor fellow's back broke yet if strictly follewed: "An Illinois justice has decided thai 'courtship is a public necessity, and must not be mtrrupted; there fore if a young man wanted to kiss a girl, he might put her father out of the room first if he liked." The publication of the above may cause some smart young man to do something he will regret. The lame, sickly looking father of a girl may come into the parlor some night and find the warmhaired youth on tne sofa with the girl, and when the old man speaks of its being time to put a stop to such nonsense, the young man, with the above judicial decision in his mine, will tell his prospective father-in-law to wipe off his vest and go to bed. The old man will then spit dn his hands and grasp the warmhaired young man by the county seat and tie him up in a double bow knot and pin a scar on him, and throw him out on the path to the gate, and he will turn and slap the girl across where the dress is pleated, and she will go up stairs with hand on her heart as it were, and the old man will jump up and say "whoop!" The young men of this country have gall enough about visiting girls in tho evening, at their homes without filling their heads with any such idea in regard to their legal rights. There are few fathers who -would quietly submit to being told to go away by a young man with a striped necktie and pants too short at the bottom. These sparkers are looked upon by parents as a nuisance, and often they are right. Nine-tenths of the sparking is done by boys who haven't got their growth, and they look so creen that it is laugh able to the old folks to look at them. They haven't generally got a second shirt, and thev are no more qualified to gpt married than a steer is fit to preach. And yet mar rying is about the first thing they think of. A green boy, without a dollar, present or prospective, talk ing about marrying is a spectacle for gods and men. He should be reasoned with, and if he will not quit until he is able to support i wife and to know the difference betweenlove and passion, he sluui'd be quarantined or put in a conent for such cases. Nine-tenths of the unhappy marriages is the result of green human calves being allowed to run at large in the society pas ture without any yokes on them. They marry and have children be fore they do mustaches; they are fathers of twins before the are proprietors of two pair of pants, and the little girls they marry are old women before they are twenty years old. Occasionally one of these goosling marriages turns out all right, but it is a clear case of luck. If there was a law against young galoots sparking and marry ing before they have got a!l.of their teeth cut, we suppose the little cusses would evade it some way, but there ought to be a sentiment against it. It is time enousrh lor these bantams to think of finding a pullet when they have raised money by their own work to buy a bundle of laths to build a hen house. But they see a girl who looks cunning and they are afraid there is not going to be girls enough to go around, and they be gin to get in their work real spry, and before they own a cook-stove or bed-stead, they have to get up in the night and go after the doc tor, so frightened that thev run themselves out of breath, and abuse the doctor because he don t run too, ana wnen ne gets there lie finds there is not linen enough to wrap up a doll baby. It is about this time that a young man begins to realize that he has been a co lossal fool, and as he flies around to heat water, and bring in the bath tub, and goes whooping after his mother or her mother, he turns pale around the gills, and his hair turns red in a single night, and he calls on high heaven to witness that if he lives until morning, which he has doubts about, he will turn over a new leaf and never get married until he is older. And in the morning the green looking "father" is around before the drug storo is open, with no collar on, his hair sticking every way, his eyes bloodshot and bis frame nervous, waiting for the clerk to open the door so that he can get some saffron to make tea of. Less than a year ago he thought he was the greatest man there was anywhere, but as he sits there in the house that morning with his wedding coat rusty and shiny, and his pants frayed at the bottom and patched at the elbow and the nurse puts in his arms a little roll of flannel with a baby hid in it, he holds it as he would a banana, and as he looks at the girl wife on the bed, and thinks that there is not provisions enough in the house to feed a canary, a lump comes into his throat and he says to himself that if he had it to do over again he would leave this little girl at home to grow up with her mother, and he would wait till he had $G to buy baby flannel and 10 to pay the doctor. Distress After Eatirc. This result of indigestion will no Iouger be experienced if Simmons Lner Regulator is taken after each meal. It is such a good digestor, and so mild and pleasant in its effect that it is used by many.after a hearty meal, to insure good digestion. The liesnilator doe not nauseate or irritate the stomach, but cor rects acuiiiy, dispels foul gases, allays irritation and assists the stomach in its digestion. Berlin has an institution known as the the "people's kitchens." They are self-supporting concerns that yearly add to their capital and constantly increase in number; and yet in them working men can get a comfortable dinner for a sum varying from 3 to 1 cents. hook at my face and my hands not a pimple, Such as yon saw there some time ago. See m fresh cheeks, anil I'm getting a dimple. I don't look .it all like 1 used to, I know. Mi. face was all blotche-. complexion like tallew: No wonder thej thought me and called me a fricht: No one need have pimple and skin urav and sallow.. If she'll take whatt4ook. rv'ry mom, noon aim mglit. 1 asked the deliahted iounsr woman w hat she referred to", and she answered, Dr. Tierce's Ooldcn .Medical Discovery. It l'j the best beautifier in tho world, be cause it putitius the blood, and pure blood cives good health, and good health is always beautiful. S."00 reward offered for an incurable case hv the proprietors or Dr. Sage's Ca tarrh Keinedy. Tiic Turkish government has given orders to keep a sharp eye on the so-called iuisstan pilgrims who are arriving in large numbers at the monabteries of the Galata and Mount Athos, whence they depart after a short stay for the IJhodope .Mountains or Eastern Iioumelia. It is suspected that those pilgrims are emisasries charged to initiate a rising when tlm watchword is given. One reproach directed against general Boulanger by the thorough-going communists of the Pvat stamn is that he secret! v favors the election of the president by the people, which they regard as tne first step toward a return to the empire and the disasters of the invasion. Some portions of western Kan sas, which depended entirely upon irrigation a few years ago, now have so much rain that the ditches have been cntirelv abandoned. Twenty thousand women voted at the recent municipal elections in Kansas. Its superior excellence proven In millions of homes for more than a quarter or a cent ury. It is used by tbe United Mates Gov ernment. Endorsed by the heads of the Great Universities as the btrongest. Purest, and most Healthful. Dr. Price's Cream Baking Powder does not contain Am monia. Lime, or Alum. Sold only In Cans PRICE BAKIA'G POWDEft CO.. NEW YORK, CHICAGO. ST. LOUIS. 5U. weight Seven feet of snow fell in Min neapolis last winter. Seven thousand immigrants en tered Oregon in March. Damascus is to have street cars just like any civilized city. Baltimore counts on a million population ten years hence. All nnblic relisious nrocessions have been prohibited in Italy. It is a Gotham idea to have a jeweler appraise the wedding pres ents. The Chinese colony in Chicago consists of 2,000 souls, of whom only two are women. The most densely nonulated isl ands on the globe are said to be Barbadoes and Malta. The Boisterous Atlantic. Is a terror to timid vovacers. scarcely less on account of the penLs of the deep than the al most certainity of sea sickness. The best curativ e ol mm ac mcr is Hosteller s aiomacii Bitters, which settles the stomach at once and prevents Its disturbance. To all trav elers and tourists, whether by sea or land, it presents a happy medium between the naus eous or ineQectaal resources of the medicino chest, and the problematical benefit denv able from an unmedicated alciiohc stimu lant, no matter how pure. The jarnng of a railroad car often produces stomachic dis orders akin to that caused by the rollins of a ship. For this the bitters is a prompt and certain remedy. The use of brackish water, particularly on long voynces In the tropics, ineUtably breeds disorders of the stomach and bowels. Hostetter's stomach Bitters mixed with impure water nullifies its impar ities. Similarly it counteracts malarial and other prejudicial influences of climate or at-mo-;liere, as well as the effects of exposure and fatigue. Use it for kidi.e complaints, rheumatism aud debility. Falling ha'r may be prevented, brashv hair made soft, and a re newed growth of the hair stimu lated by the use of Ayer's Hair Vigor. General Ncal Dow, in denying the reports that prohibition is on the decline in Maine, says that the newspapers of the country are sub sidized, by the literary fund of the liquor league to tell such tales. If your blood L vitiated, cleanse it without delay by the use of Ayer's Sarsaparilla. Two boys, aged fourteen years, essayed as highwaymen in Law rence, Mass., and "held up" txvo clerks at the point of a revolver while they rifled their pockets. Sensational literature is said to bo the cause of their exploit. POWDER Absolutely Pure. This ponder never varies, A marvel of purity, strength and wholesomeness. More economical than the ordinary kinds, and can not be sold in competition with the niulti- uuie ni low iesi, suon weigut, auim or phos phate powders. A'oM only in cans. Hovai. ISA k inc. PowiiF.it Co. 100 Wal!-st N. Y. CANDY Manufactured and For Sale at Wholesale Prices, at The Oregon Bakery A. A. CLEVELAND, I'rop'r. Gooi Breai, Cate ani Pastry None but the Best Materials Used. Satisfaction Guaranteed Customers Bread delivered in any part of the city. Seaside Bakery. BcstMilli Bread auil CAKES OF ALL KINDS, Manufacturers of Fine Candles. ANI Ornamental Confectionery And Ice Creams. Wholesale and Retail Dealer in Candies. JOIIHSO.V BBOM. The Akron Lacquers. THE UNDEP.S1GNED RESPECTFULLY calls the attention of Cannerymen and others to the fact that he Is the Pacific coast agent for the Celebrated Akron Lacquers, And is prepared to qnote low prices on these goods. Samples furnished on application. J.O.BOZORTH. pill CASH. not what one ( "It is saves that makes them rich." SAVE MONEY ! -AT- L. Who sells his goods .strictly for Cash, and at One Prico to all, and gets them direct from the manufacturers and sells them un der a lower expense and smaller profit than any other legitimate house on the coast. I now have in stock in Men's and Boy's Clothing, viz: Men's Snits (3t to 42 size) from $.-..00 Youth's Suits (12 to 17 years) from -1.S0 Roy's Suits (9 to 12 years long pants) from W0 Boy's Suits (4 to 12 years short pants) from 2.r.0 Boy's Sailor Suits (S to 8 years short pants) from 1 JiO Boy's Fine Jersey Suits (4 to 8 years short pants) from 4.W) Boy's Fine Kilt Suits (2 to r years) new styles Men's Wool, Cassimere, and Fine Pants from 2.50 Boy's Cassimere Pants (12 to 17 years) from 1.7." I5oy' Short Pants (4 to 12 years) from 1.00 ;"Fnll lines in Furnishing Goods, Hlnnkets. Quilts, etc., etc. S?"A child buys as cheaply at my Country ordera filled correctly and Kinne's Brick Building. Opposite Weseue Ensine House. Street Cars rniinuig by the door. AD r.000 donble roll of Wall Paper nnd Decorations of tho latest styles and shades just received direct from Kastern factories. A Iso a large assortment of Of all grades in hoantiful now designs New Smyrna Rugs, Portiere Curtains. China Malting, Etc.. Etc. Call and examine. CIIAS. HEILBORN. HOTELS AND KESTAURANTS CUIUS. F.VEN'SOX. r. took THE EVENS0N & COOK. On tho European Plan. LAROE CLEAN JIOOHS, A FIRST.CLASS IlESTAUItANT Board by the Day, Week or Month. Private Rooms for Families, Etc. Transient Custom solicited. Oysters, Fish, Meats, Etc., Cooked to Order. WATRil St., Opp. Foard A HtoliPM A FIRST CLASS SALOON Run in connection witli the Premises. The Best of WINES, LIQUORS AND CIGARS. (iood Billiard Tables anil Private Card Itooms. THE Casino Restaurant One block from the O. R. & N. Dock, ! M. M. SERRA, Proprietor. A Good Meal For 25 Cents. Oysters in any Sty le, 2."i cents. In connection with this Popular Restau rant Is run a llist-class Saloon, ell stocked with choicest Wines, Liquors and Cigars. H. EKSTROM, PRACTICAL WATCHMAKER. Special Attention Paid to REPAIR! NC. A Fine Lino of Jewelry, Clocks, and Watches on Hand. All AVork Guaranteed. Water St, East of Aug. Danielson's. I W, Case, Banker. ESTABLISHED - - 1870. Transacts a General Banking Business. Drafts drawn available In any part of the U. S. and Europe, and on Hong Kong, China Office Hours : 10 a. m. to 3 r. m. Odd Fellows Building, Astoria, Oregon. J. H. D. GrKAY Wholesale and retail dealer In. GROCERIES FLOUR, AND FEED Hay, Oats, Straw, Wood, Etc. LIME, SAND AND CEMENT General 8torage and "Wharfage on reason able terms. Foot of Benton street, Astoria, Oregon. Central Hotel j- ON E PRICE. by Buying Your Goods makes, it is what one to S2T..0O to 1H.P0 to 7.W to 7.0rt to r..oo to r..oo r.oo to 0rfl to :ijo to 1.7S Hats, Caps. TrnnKs. Valises. Umbrellas, counters as tho most experienced hnyer. with dispatch. Astoria, Oregon. INSURANCE. CAPITAL STOCK, $500,000 COLUMBIA Al INSURANCE CO. FRANK DEKTJM President V. II. SMITH Vice-President JOHN A. CHILD Secretary No. 1C0 Second St., Portland, Or. I. W. Case, Agent, Astoria, Or. $67,000,000 Capital Liverjiool & London & Globe. North British and Mercantile of London and Edinburgh. Hartford of Connecticut. Commercial or California Agricultural, of Watertovm, New York, London & Lancashire of Liverpool, Eur.. Fire Insurance Companies, Represent In a capital of SG7,ooo,000. It. VAX JrtHE.'. Acei't J. 0. B0Z0RTH. FIRE INSURANCEACENT. Insurance written 111 first class English and American companies at lowest going rates. Ship and Commission Agency FIRE INSURANCE I ix iikst :ijA8S compaxikm i Representing I,oOO,000 PHCENIX, Hartford, Conn. I HOME, j New York, i AGENCY PACIFIC EXPSESS CO C. P. UPSHUR, Main Street Wharf - Astoria, Oregon. -AGENCY- OF SAN FRANCISCO. Astoria.) Orogon. Fire and Marine Insurance at Current rates. Hume's Building, Water Street. E. B. CUSHMAN, Agent" B. H. COLEMAN, Fancy Bazar. Co to Nora Rappleyea's For a full Line of Fancy 'Work. Materials. Gloves, Jlitts, Embroideries, Dressgoods, Plush, Satins, Buttons, Underwear, Corsets, Hosiery, etc., cte. Lessons given in Embroidery. Stamping done to Order. Ladles invited to call. One door South of ASToniAN Office. FffiE IME M CoCo j at-ftVrf t