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VOL. XXX. NO. 11(5.
ASTORIA, OREGON, FRLDAY, MAY 18, J888.
PRICE MVE CENTS.
OHAT II. SJliTK.
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
ufiiw. Koom 4 and 5. o er City Eouk Store.
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
, it 1:1 Kinney's Klock, opposite City
Hall. .World. Oregon.
rt 1 1'l.TON. (i. c. FULTON
UTOUXKYS AT LAW.
..minis 5 and c.Odd Fellows Iluildlng.
fl It. TIKKIIHOM ,
Attorney at Law and Notary Public.
-.jieoial attention given to practice in the
i . ?. I.and Ofllce, and the examination of
.iiiil titles. A full set ot Abstract P.ooks for
laisop County in ollice.
iikiok Up stair?, opposite Telegraph
J i. A.'ltOWIiUY,
attorney and Connsellor at Law
wire on Chenamus Street. Astoria, Oregon
CI I. WIXTOX
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
Hooms Xo. 11 and 12, Pj tlilan Castle I'.iuld-
tl It. WATSOX,
tty.at Law and Deputy Dist. Atty.
AH business before the IT. S. I-'ind Office a
ASTOKIA, - - Or.Kl'.OX.
rK. .1. K. li.V KOllttl'..
Rooms Hand 12 Odd FelUms Pudding,
ASTOKIA, - - OREGON",
TVIS. A. Jj. AXI.I. A. I-'ITIiTOX.
Odlco on Cass street, three door muHi of
Odd Fellow's building.
TAY TfTTIji:, 31. I.
PHYSICIAN AND SUKGEON
Ofkick Rooms C Fythlan Building.
ltRSIDENCK: SE corner Wall ami West
9th streets, opposite I. W Case',
Kooms in Allen's Building, up stairs, cor
ner Cass and Squemouua streets. Astoria
TBS. I)It. Ott'KXS.AIAUt.
Office and residence, T), K. .Wanen's ior
mer residence, Astoria, Oregon.
Diseases of Women and Children, and of
the Eye and Ear, specialties.
I'll Y5ICIA.N AND SURGEON.
OFKICK : Oem Building, up stairs, Astoria,
R. AI-FKKO KI.VNEY,
Office at Kinney's Cannery.
Will only attend patients at his office, and
may be found there at any hour.
K. litAXK JTA!K.
1 KliO K. JVAKSIrtt
SURVEYOR OF CLATSOP COUNTY
City Surveyor of Astonn
Residence : Near Clatsop Mill.
N. D. Raymond, Deputy.
Kooms 1 and 2 ly tlilan llnildlng oter
".. li. Cooper's More.
PATRONIZE HOME INDUSTRY
There is no occasion for the most fastidi
ous of our citirens to send to Portland or
San Francisco for
Custom Made Clothes
As they can get Better FILs. Hetter Work
manship, and for less Jlouey.
By Leaving their Orders with MKANY.
New Goods by Every Steamer.
fall and See Him and Satisfy Yonrseir.
P. J Meany. Merchant Tailor.
AND COMMISSION HOUSE.
Successor to E. C. Hohlcii.
in Oregon. floods of all kinds void on com
Auction Sales Every Saturday.
Oencral Repairing. Jobbing :
Fine stock of furniture on hand.
When you want Bargains in Household
"WW fcU U
AV P P ' Q Sugar-Coated
5 C B O Cathartic
If the Liver be
comes torpid, if the
bowels arc constipated, or it tbe stomwih
fails to perform its functions properly, use
Ayer's Pills. They are invaluable.
For some years I was a victim to Liver
Complaint, in conseauence of -which I
suffered from General Debility and Indi
gestion, a lew Doxe3 ot Ayer's fills
restored me to perfect health. W.T.
Brightney, Henderson, W. Va.
For years I have relied more upon
Ayer's Pills than anything else, to
my bowels. These Pills are mild in ac
tion, and do their work thoroughly. I
have used them, with good effect, in
cases of Rheumatism and Dyspepsia.
G. F. Miller, Attleborough, Mass.
Ayer's Pills cured me of Stomach and
Liver troubles, from which I had suffered
for years. I consider them the best pills
made, and would not bo without them.
Morris Gates, Downsville, N. Y.
I was attacked with Bilious Fever,
which was followed by Jaundice, and
was so dangerously ill that my friends
despaired of my recovery. I commenced
taking Ayer s .rnis, anu soon regained
mv eustoffiarv strength and vfcor.
John C. Pattison, Lowell, Nebraska.
Last spring I suffered greatly from a
troublesome humor on my side. In spito
of every effort to cure this eruption, it in
creased until the flesh became entirely
raw. i was troubled, at the same time,
with Indigestion, and distressing pains in
By the advice of a friend I began taking
Ayer's Pills. In a short time I was freo
from pain, ray food digested properly, tho
sores on my body commenced healing,
and, in less than one month, I was cured.
Samuel D. White, Atlanta, Ga.
I have long used Ayer's Pills, in my
family, and believe them to be tho best
pills made. S. C. Dardcn, Darden, Miss.
My wife and little girl were taken with
Dysentery a few days ago, and I at once
began giving them small doses of Ayer's
Pills, tliinkincl would call a doctor if the
disea.se became any worse. In a short
time the bloody discharges stopped, all
pain went away, ana neaitn was restored.
--Theodore Esling, Richmond, Va, tt
Prepared by Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Mass.
Sold by all Dealers in Medicine.
HEAVY AND SHELF
Paints, Oils, and Varnish.
SALEM PATENT ROLLER MILLS
Portland Roller Mills,
IF YOU HAVE
no apprrltc. Indigestion, Flatulence,
Sick llmdaelit. "all run Join,"lotut?
Heidi, :i will Mini
tin remeily 3011 neetl. Tlu tune ui
tlu ueuk stomuchuml
t In- Ituxcliic .cnerKies. Sufferers from
uirnt.il or ph.tsiciil meniork Mill llml
crrat relirr from tlirm. i:lecnntly
Mijptr ,'n.ited. l'rice, Ji. cent, prr box.
Office, 44 Murray St., New York.
The UnM States
E. L. JEFFRIES,
Refitted,. Ready For Business For
The Season of 1888.
Everything in Season and Xicely Serel
TIh'Im'M placed before our nations.
For a Good Meal, go to
At the Old Stan, on Main Street.
ibIUU lU u)uUU made working for its.
Agents preferred lio can furnisli their own
horses and give thcirHWiole time to the busi
ness. Spare moments may be profitably
employed also. A few acancies in towns
and cities. B. F. Johnson 8: Co., 1009
Main S., Rlclunond, Va.
SOME PUN AND A TEW PACTS.
An exchange- has the following
item, which may seem to be all
right, but it will get some poor
fellow's back broke yet if strictly
"An Illinois justice has decided
thai 'courtship is a public necessity,
and must not be mtrrupted; there
fore if a young man wanted to
kiss a girl, he might put her father
out of the room first if he liked."
The publication of the above
may cause some smart young man
to do something he will regret.
The lame, sickly looking father of
a girl may come into the parlor
some night and find the warmhaired
youth on tne sofa with the girl,
and when the old man speaks
of its being time to put a stop to
such nonsense, the young man,
with the above judicial decision in
his mine, will tell his prospective
father-in-law to wipe off his vest
and go to bed. The old man will
then spit dn his hands and grasp
the warmhaired young man by the
county seat and tie him up in a
double bow knot and pin a scar on
him, and throw him out on the
path to the gate, and he will turn
and slap the girl across where the
dress is pleated, and she will go
up stairs with hand on her heart as
it were, and the old man will jump
up and say "whoop!" The young
men of this country have gall
enough about visiting girls in tho
evening, at their homes without
filling their heads with any such
idea in regard to their legal rights.
There are few fathers who -would
quietly submit to being told to go
away by a young man with a striped
necktie and pants too short at the
bottom. These sparkers are looked
upon by parents as a nuisance, and
often they are right. Nine-tenths
of the sparking is done by boys
who haven't got their growth, and
they look so creen that it is laugh
able to the old folks to look at
them. They haven't generally got
a second shirt, and thev are no
more qualified to gpt married than
a steer is fit to preach. And yet mar
rying is about the first thing they
think of. A green boy, without a
dollar, present or prospective, talk
ing about marrying is a spectacle
for gods and men. He should be
reasoned with, and if he will not
quit until he is able to support i
wife and to know the difference
betweenlove and passion, he sluui'd
be quarantined or put in a conent
for such cases. Nine-tenths of the
unhappy marriages is the result of
green human calves being allowed
to run at large in the society pas
ture without any yokes on them.
They marry and have children be
fore they do mustaches; they are
fathers of twins before the are
proprietors of two pair of pants,
and the little girls they marry are
old women before they are twenty
years old. Occasionally one of
these goosling marriages turns out
all right, but it is a clear case of
luck. If there was a law against
young galoots sparking and marry
ing before they have got a!l.of their
teeth cut, we suppose the little
cusses would evade it some way,
but there ought to be a sentiment
against it. It is time enousrh lor
these bantams to think of finding
a pullet when they have raised
money by their own work to buy
a bundle of laths to build a hen
house. But they see a girl who
looks cunning and they are afraid
there is not going to be girls
enough to go around, and they be
gin to get in their work real spry,
and before they own a cook-stove
or bed-stead, they have to get up
in the night and go after the doc
tor, so frightened that thev run
themselves out of breath, and abuse
the doctor because he don t run
too, ana wnen ne gets there lie
finds there is not linen enough
to wrap up a doll baby. It is about
this time that a young man begins
to realize that he has been a co
lossal fool, and as he flies around
to heat water, and bring in the
bath tub, and goes whooping after
his mother or her mother, he turns
pale around the gills, and his hair
turns red in a single night, and he
calls on high heaven to witness
that if he lives until morning, which
he has doubts about, he will turn
over a new leaf and never get
married until he is older. And in
the morning the green looking
"father" is around before the drug
storo is open, with no collar on,
his hair sticking every way, his eyes
bloodshot and bis frame nervous,
waiting for the clerk to open the
door so that he can get some saffron
to make tea of. Less than a year
ago he thought he was the greatest
man there was anywhere, but as
he sits there in the house that
morning with his wedding coat
rusty and shiny, and his pants
frayed at the bottom and patched
at the elbow and the nurse puts in
his arms a little roll of flannel
with a baby hid in it, he holds it as
he would a banana, and as he looks
at the girl wife on the bed, and
thinks that there is not provisions
enough in the house to feed a
canary, a lump comes into his
throat and he says to himself that
if he had it to do over again he
would leave this little girl at home
to grow up with her mother, and
he would wait till he had $G to buy
baby flannel and 10 to pay the
Distress After Eatirc.
This result of indigestion will no
Iouger be experienced if Simmons Lner
Regulator is taken after each meal. It
is such a good digestor, and so mild and
pleasant in its effect that it is used by
many.after a hearty meal, to insure good
digestion. The liesnilator doe not
nauseate or irritate the stomach, but cor
rects acuiiiy, dispels foul gases, allays
irritation and assists the stomach in its
Berlin has an institution known
as the the "people's kitchens."
They are self-supporting concerns
that yearly add to their capital and
constantly increase in number; and
yet in them working men can get
a comfortable dinner for a sum
varying from 3 to 1 cents.
hook at my face and my hands not a
Such as yon saw there some time ago.
See m fresh cheeks, anil I'm getting a
I don't look .it all like 1 used to, I
Mi. face was all blotche-. complexion
No wonder thej thought me and
called me a fricht:
No one need have pimple and skin
urav and sallow..
If she'll take whatt4ook. rv'ry mom,
noon aim mglit.
1 asked the deliahted iounsr woman
w hat she referred to", and she answered,
Dr. Tierce's Ooldcn .Medical Discovery.
It l'j the best beautifier in tho world, be
cause it putitius the blood, and pure
blood cives good health, and good
health is always beautiful.
S."00 reward offered for an incurable
case hv the proprietors or Dr. Sage's Ca
Tiic Turkish government has
given orders to keep a sharp eye
on the so-called iuisstan pilgrims
who are arriving in large numbers
at the monabteries of the Galata
and Mount Athos, whence they
depart after a short stay for the
IJhodope .Mountains or Eastern
Iioumelia. It is suspected that
those pilgrims are emisasries
charged to initiate a rising when
tlm watchword is given.
One reproach directed against
general Boulanger by the thorough-going
communists of the Pvat
stamn is that he secret! v favors the
election of the president by the
people, which they regard as tne
first step toward a return to the
empire and the disasters of the
Some portions of western Kan
sas, which depended entirely upon
irrigation a few years ago, now
have so much rain that the ditches
have been cntirelv abandoned.
Twenty thousand women voted
at the recent municipal elections
Its superior excellence proven In millions
of homes for more than a quarter or a cent
ury. It is used by tbe United Mates Gov
ernment. Endorsed by the heads of the
Great Universities as the btrongest. Purest,
and most Healthful. Dr. Price's Cream
Baking Powder does not contain Am
monia. Lime, or Alum. Sold only In Cans
PRICE BAKIA'G POWDEft CO..
NEW YORK, CHICAGO. ST. LOUIS.
Seven feet of snow fell in Min
neapolis last winter.
Seven thousand immigrants en
tered Oregon in March.
Damascus is to have street cars
just like any civilized city.
Baltimore counts on a million
population ten years hence.
All nnblic relisious nrocessions
have been prohibited in Italy.
It is a Gotham idea to have a
jeweler appraise the wedding pres
The Chinese colony in Chicago
consists of 2,000 souls, of whom
only two are women.
The most densely nonulated isl
ands on the globe are said to be
Barbadoes and Malta.
The Boisterous Atlantic.
Is a terror to timid vovacers. scarcely less on
account of the penLs of the deep than the al
most certainity of sea sickness. The best
curativ e ol mm ac mcr is Hosteller s aiomacii
Bitters, which settles the stomach at once
and prevents Its disturbance. To all trav
elers and tourists, whether by sea or land, it
presents a happy medium between the naus
eous or ineQectaal resources of the medicino
chest, and the problematical benefit denv
able from an unmedicated alciiohc stimu
lant, no matter how pure. The jarnng of a
railroad car often produces stomachic dis
orders akin to that caused by the rollins of
a ship. For this the bitters is a prompt and
certain remedy. The use of brackish water,
particularly on long voynces In the tropics,
ineUtably breeds disorders of the stomach
and bowels. Hostetter's stomach Bitters
mixed with impure water nullifies its impar
ities. Similarly it counteracts malarial and
other prejudicial influences of climate or at-mo-;liere,
as well as the effects of exposure
and fatigue. Use it for kidi.e complaints,
rheumatism aud debility.
Falling ha'r may be prevented,
brashv hair made soft, and a re
newed growth of the hair stimu
lated by the use of Ayer's Hair
General Ncal Dow, in denying
the reports that prohibition is on
the decline in Maine, says that the
newspapers of the country are sub
sidized, by the literary fund of
the liquor league to tell such tales.
If your blood L vitiated, cleanse
it without delay by the use of
Two boys, aged fourteen years,
essayed as highwaymen in Law
rence, Mass., and "held up" txvo
clerks at the point of a revolver
while they rifled their pockets.
Sensational literature is said to bo
the cause of their exploit.
This ponder never varies, A marvel of
purity, strength and wholesomeness. More
economical than the ordinary kinds, and can
not be sold in competition with the niulti-
uuie ni low iesi, suon weigut, auim or phos
phate powders. A'oM only in cans. Hovai.
ISA k inc. PowiiF.it Co. 100 Wal!-st N. Y.
CANDY Manufactured and For Sale at
Wholesale Prices, at
The Oregon Bakery
A. A. CLEVELAND, I'rop'r.
Gooi Breai, Cate ani Pastry
None but the Best Materials Used.
Satisfaction Guaranteed Customers
Bread delivered in any part of the city.
BcstMilli Bread auil
CAKES OF ALL KINDS,
Manufacturers of Fine Candles.
And Ice Creams.
Wholesale and Retail Dealer in Candies.
The Akron Lacquers.
THE UNDEP.S1GNED RESPECTFULLY
calls the attention of Cannerymen and
others to the fact that he Is the Pacific
coast agent for the
Celebrated Akron Lacquers,
And is prepared to qnote low prices on these
goods. Samples furnished on application.
not what one
( "It is
saves that makes them rich."
SAVE MONEY !
Who sells his goods .strictly for Cash, and at One Prico to all, and
gets them direct from the manufacturers and sells them un
der a lower expense and smaller profit than any
other legitimate house on the coast.
I now have in stock in Men's and Boy's Clothing, viz:
Men's Snits (3t to 42 size) from $.-..00
Youth's Suits (12 to 17 years) from -1.S0
Roy's Suits (9 to 12 years long pants) from W0
Boy's Suits (4 to 12 years short pants) from 2.r.0
Boy's Sailor Suits (S to 8 years short pants) from 1 JiO
Boy's Fine Jersey Suits (4 to 8 years short pants) from 4.W)
Boy's Fine Kilt Suits (2 to r years) new styles
Men's Wool, Cassimere, and Fine Pants from 2.50
Boy's Cassimere Pants (12 to 17 years) from 1.7."
I5oy' Short Pants (4 to 12 years) from 1.00
;"Fnll lines in Furnishing Goods,
Hlnnkets. Quilts, etc., etc.
S?"A child buys as cheaply at my
Country ordera filled correctly and
Kinne's Brick Building.
Opposite Weseue Ensine House.
Street Cars rniinuig by the door.
r.000 donble roll of Wall Paper nnd Decorations of tho latest styles and shades
just received direct from Kastern factories.
A Iso a large assortment of
Of all grades in hoantiful now designs
New Smyrna Rugs, Portiere Curtains. China Malting, Etc.. Etc.
Call and examine. CIIAS. HEILBORN.
HOTELS AND KESTAURANTS
EVENS0N & COOK.
On tho European Plan.
LAROE CLEAN JIOOHS,
A FIRST.CLASS IlESTAUItANT
Board by the Day, Week or Month.
Private Rooms for Families, Etc.
Transient Custom solicited.
Oysters, Fish, Meats, Etc., Cooked to
WATRil St., Opp. Foard A HtoliPM
A FIRST CLASS SALOON
Run in connection witli the Premises. The
WINES, LIQUORS AND CIGARS.
(iood Billiard Tables anil Private Card
One block from the O. R. & N. Dock, !
M. M. SERRA, Proprietor.
A Good Meal For 25 Cents.
Oysters in any Sty le, 2."i cents.
In connection with this Popular Restau
rant Is run a llist-class Saloon, ell stocked
with choicest Wines, Liquors and Cigars.
Special Attention Paid to
A Fine Lino of Jewelry, Clocks,
and Watches on Hand.
All AVork Guaranteed.
Water St, East of Aug. Danielson's.
I W, Case,
ESTABLISHED - - 1870.
Transacts a General Banking Business.
Drafts drawn available In any part of the
U. S. and Europe, and on Hong Kong, China
Office Hours : 10 a. m. to 3 r. m.
Odd Fellows Building, Astoria, Oregon.
J. H. D. GrKAY
Wholesale and retail dealer In.
GROCERIES FLOUR, AND FEED
Hay, Oats, Straw, Wood, Etc.
LIME, SAND AND CEMENT
General 8torage and "Wharfage on reason
able terms. Foot of Benton street, Astoria,
by Buying Your Goods
makes, it is what one
Hats, Caps. TrnnKs. Valises. Umbrellas,
counters as tho most experienced hnyer.
CAPITAL STOCK, $500,000
FRANK DEKTJM President
V. II. SMITH Vice-President
JOHN A. CHILD Secretary
No. 1C0 Second St., Portland, Or.
I. W. Case, Agent, Astoria, Or.
Liverjiool & London & Globe. North British
and Mercantile of London and Edinburgh.
Hartford of Connecticut. Commercial or
California Agricultural, of Watertovm, New
York, London & Lancashire of Liverpool,
Eur.. Fire Insurance Companies, Represent
In a capital of SG7,ooo,000.
It. VAX JrtHE.'. Acei't
J. 0. B0Z0RTH.
Insurance written 111 first class English and
American companies at lowest going rates.
Ship and Commission Agency
I ix iikst :ijA8S compaxikm
i Representing I,oOO,000
j New York,
i AGENCY PACIFIC EXPSESS CO
C. P. UPSHUR,
Main Street Wharf - Astoria, Oregon.
OF SAN FRANCISCO.
Fire and Marine Insurance at Current rates.
Hume's Building, Water Street.
E. B. CUSHMAN,
B. H. COLEMAN,
Co to Nora Rappleyea's
For a full Line of Fancy 'Work. Materials.
Gloves, Jlitts, Embroideries, Dressgoods,
Plush, Satins, Buttons, Underwear, Corsets,
Hosiery, etc., cte.
Lessons given in Embroidery.
Stamping done to Order.
Ladles invited to call.
One door South of ASToniAN Office.
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