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''"""IIWrT?, 01 VOL. XXX, NO. 74. ASTORIA, OREGON, TUESDAY, MARCH 27, J88S. PRICE MVE CENTS. BUSINESS CARDS. roii.v a. siuTH. ATTORNEY AT LAW. OQce, Boom 4 and S, over City Book Store. G" K9. XOLAD, ATTORNEY AT LA.W ,w In Kinney's Block, opposite Citv Hail. Astoria. Oregon. i . FULTOX. o. 0. FULTOX FULTON UttOTHERS. ITOKXEYS AT LAW. :oms 5 and 6, Odd Fellows Building. G 1 II. THOXSOa, Attorney at Law and Notary Public special attention Riven to practice In the U. .S. hand Office, and tlto examination of Uud titles. A full set ot Abstract Books for Clatsop county in omce. i iv kick Up stairs, opposite Tolejrapu uiuce. r l. A. IIOlYMHf, Ktorney nnd Counsellor at Law o.ltco on Cbeuaraus Street, Astoria, Oregon P. .I l. WIXTO ATTORNEY AT LAW. Kooms No. 11 and 12, Pythian Castle Build Hi. " J II. WATSON, Atty.at Law and Deputy Dist. Atty, All business beforo the IT. 3. Land Office a leclalty. astokia, - - Okeooit. rR. J. K. I.A VOBCb. DENTIST. Booms 11 and 12 Odd Fellows Build In;. ASTORIA, - - OREGON, rU8. A. 1. AND J. A. FDIVTOIS. Physicians ami Surgeons. Omce on Cass street, threo doors south of Odd Fellow's bulldlns. Telephone No. 41. FAT TUTTLE, 31. D. 'IVSICIAN AND SUKOEON Oticr Rooms 0 Pythian Building. Residbxce:SB comer Wall and West 9th streets, opposite I. W. Case's, K K. SHAW. DENTIST. Kooms In Allen's Building, up stairs, cor uer Cass anOSquemoqua streets. Astoria Oregou. M US. DB. OWES-AAl, Office and residence. D. K. Warren's for mer residence, Astoria, Oregon. Diseases of Women anil Children, and of the Eye and Ear. specialties. D -u.o. !'.. KSTES. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Oraci : Gem Building, up stairs, Astoria, "regon. rR. ALFRED KI.VNBY, OfRco at Kinney's Cannery. Will only attend patients at his office, and may be found there at any hour. TAB. W. WELCH. AQENT FOB Hamburg-Bremen Fire lnsurar.ee) Co. Sept. Colombia Water Co. OrncE-On Water Street, Astoria, Orejron. T)B- FHASK ?AUK, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, Opposite Telejjraph Offlce, Astoria. Oregon, Q.KLO K. PARKER SURVEYOR OF CLATSOP COUNTY AND City Surveyor of Astoria. Residence : Near Clatsop Mill. N.D Raymond. Deputy, office at Cuv llall. TC C. HOLD EX. Notary Public, Commissioner of Doeds For WashlngtOu Tenltory. AUCTIONEER, REAL ESTATE AND INSUUAXC1! AG9iT. Office at Bolden's Auction Rooms. Chena - mus Street, Astoria. Oregon. H. A. SMITH, DENTIST. Rooms 1 and 3 Pythian Building over I' IT finnnAiJi fttnra PATRONIZE HOME INDUSTRY There is no occasion for the most fastidt ons of our citizens to Bend to Portland or ban Francisco for Custom Made' Clothes As they can get Better Fits. Better Work- inansnip, and for less Mouey. By Leaving, their Orders with MEANT. New Goods by Every Steamer, Call and Set HIa and Satisfy Tonrself. P.J Meany, MrchantTaucr, " I was for many years a perfect martyr to Headache and Dyspepsia, and some times thought it would kill me. After trying many remedies, and finding them of no account, I concluded to fry Simmons Liver Regu lator, and I am now and havo been for fifteen years a stranger to a headache. I can recommend the Regu lator, for it is no humbug." B. I. Dodd, Putnam Co., Ga "I have suffered for five yeara with the Sick Headache, and find it is the only thingthat will give mo relief." W.J. Alston, Ar- kadelphia, Ark "I use Simmons Liver Regulator when troubled with Head ache. It produces a favor ablo result without hinder ing my pursuits in business. I regard it as a ready pre scription for Disordered Liver." W. "W. Witmkii, Des Moines, Iowa J. H. ZEIUN & CO., PhilaJelpha, Pa. Price 81.00. WiisonJI Fisher Ship Chandlers, HEAVY AND SHELF HARDWARE FARM IMPLEMENTS, Paints, Oils, and Varnish. LOGGERS' SUFPLIES. PROVISIONS MILLFEED AGENTS FOR SALEM PATENT ROLLER MILLS Portland Roller Mills. FAIRBANKS' SCALES. ASTORIA. OUKGOX. 3.-S3 U ft fj (52 m T! 3 e . -. JS, 'i . fi i L- i r cs a u n 8 s u B BiiO FOSTOSFpnYEB, A torpid liver deranges tho trhola tjiitcm and produced Sick Headaclie, Dyspepsia, Costiveness, Rheu matism, Sallow Skin and Files. Thcrola no better remedy fcr tlico common diseases than Tutt'n Pill-, n a trial will prove. Klcipintlj sugar crttesl. rricc, 25 cents per box. Sold Everywhere. J. S. D. GKAY wholesale and retail dealer In. GROCERIES FLOUR, AHDTEED Hay, Oats, Straw, Wood, Etc. LIME, SAND AND CEMENT General Storage and Wharfase on reason able terms. Foot of Benton street, Astoria. Oregon. E. G. HOLDEN, AUCTIONEERS COMMISSION ACENT.- ESTABLISHED 1874. Dealer In New nnd Scrond-handl'umllure and Bedding. Will conduct Auction Sales of Laud, StcCK or Household (ioods in the coumry. Will appraise and purchase Second-hand Furniture. Consignments solicited. Quick Sales and Prompt Cash Returns Guaranteed. Astoria Agent for Dally and Weekly Ore gonlan. ire! Fire! Is one of the greatest blessings when you have It under control. If you build your fire In one of those Macee Ranges or one of those Acorns or Areandsat John A. Mont gomery's, you will find it a pleasure to pre pare a meal, or If you get one of those Heat ers you will find them to be clem and eco nomical and an ornament to your parlor. If .ou Intend getting a range or a beater don't tall to look at his vtock. You should call In ;eo his beautiful Ornamental Coal Vases QPnlsonnlslnPhlladelshia rt 5 fi G s 5 v b a b 80Ni?fc(arIzd axvets. NYE'S EAELY DAYS. Going Back to the Time He Stole The Festive Melon. Bill Nye and Ills Youthful Days How Retribution Overtook Him Truth Stranzer Than Fiction. When Adhered to. If f were a boy affain, endowed with the same wild passiou for nluckini water-melon in the dark ol the moon, I would no doubt fall a victim to that overmastering passion as I did before, but look ins at it as I do now, I would be wiser. Boys cannot, however. have the mature judgemont of man hood without tho experience and the rheumatism that go with it. So it is better that in our child hood wo may be able to eat a raw turnip with safety, and know some thing later on in lite. I notice a great change in my self while comparing my present condition with that oyous boy hood. Then 1 had no sense, but I had good digestion. The hurrying of years have cav orted over my tunny head till they have worn it smooth, but they have left a good deal yet for me to learn. I am still engaged in learning dur ing the day and putting arnica on my experience at night. Childhood is said to be the most gladsome period in our lives, and in some respects this statement may be regarded as reliable, but it is not all joy. I have had just as much fun iu later years as 1 did in boyhood, though the people with whom I have been thrown into con tact claim that their experience has been different. I hope they do not mean anything personal by that. I do sometimes wish thatl could be a boy again, but I smother that wish on account of my parents. What they need most is rest and change of scene. They still enjoy children, but they like a chance to select the children with whom they associate. My parents wore blessed with five bright-eyed and beautiful little boys, three of whom grow up -ind by that means became adults. I am in that condition myself. was the eldest of the family with exception of niv pareius. I :ini still that way. My early life vi-. rather tempestuous in pit'1, occasionally flecked withsuiislii- but more frequently with retn'm tion. I was not a very good i old ster when youug, and -io rpt:il)U noil was most. hvas in the act : ovi-rtakinj' me. While outi.i'eil ju-;ice wa-5 getting in its work on me , the other boys escaped through a small aporture iu the fence. This is another reason why I do not yearn to bo a boy again. When we ran away from school to catch chubs, and when we built a fire to cook thorn nnd tho fire got into tho tall dry grass and burned four miles of fence and six teen tons of hay for a gentleman for whom 1 had a high regard, and I went back to put out tho fire, the other boys escaped, and have so remained ever since. A just retribution he jifcr had any difficulty in overtaking me and walking up and down over in v wishbone. "When r. party of boys had been engaged in gathering Easter egg;. iu the barn of a gentleman who was away from home at tho lime and returned just as v.e had filled our pockets with the choicest vin tage of his sun-kissed liens, the other boys escaped while I was oc cupying the attention of tho dog, and I had to slide out of the sec ond story of the barn. It is still fresh in my mind as I write. I wore my lathers vest at that time for I was only nine years of age and had not arrived at my full stainre. In sliding down the bat ten I discovered that the upper end of it was loose, and that my flowing vest had slipped over it so that when I got down about four feet I hung with the board but toned inside my bosom, and the scrambled eggs oozing out of my knickerbockers. " The batten had sprung back against the barn in such a way as to prevent my unbuttoning my vest, and while I hung on one side of the barn like a coon skin, the proprietor accused mo of prema turely gathering his eggs. I had heard truth very highly spoken of by those who dabbled in it moro or less, and so I resolved to try it in thi instsawt So I ad mitted that such was the case, and it was tho best thing I could havo done, so tho man said as I had been so frank with him he would take me down as soon as he got his work done, and he was as good as his word. After he had milked nino cows and fed nine calves he came around with a ladder and took mo down. He also spanked me and set tho dog on me, but I didn't mind that for X was accus tomed to it. To hang on the side of a barn, however, like a big au tumn leaf, trying to kick large holes in the atmosphere is disagreeable. Ttiis incident cast a g'oom over my whole life. It has also recon ciled mo to tho awful deoreo that I can never be a boy again. Biix Nte. Benner's Latest Prophecy. Samuel Benner, tho famous auth or of tho "prophecies" whioh bear his name, has written a letter to tho Record and Guidein which he says: ''This year, 1888, being the clos ing year in this cycle of low prices seven years from 1881 is the gold en opportunity to commence the fonndation for a business.- If there is any benefit to be derived from a knowledge of these cycles in trade, it will be in taking advantage of them. "Young men who are about to commence their business career should embrace their present opportunity. Tlicro are but few of these chances in an ordinary life. It reqnires about ten years to complete an up and down in general trade. "When tho depression which follow commercial crises reach their limit, as dotermied by these price cycles, they afford the best opportunities for investments, and this height of specnlativp eras .ire the most dangerous periods to make a. commencement iu any enterprise. "This is the opportunity for in veMnrs to open a mine, to build a furnari. to ervct :i null, to nui'.d a sh:j., t: equip n railroad, and lo make investments in n'griculturai, commercial and industrial opera tion-. " A f-inncr nt Belmont". O., is iimurl lipcausc anion? hw other live stock ho Ins a nicr with toe?, and another with three ears, :i cat with mi ar lirowni!? wronsr side our, ami a boy with throi thumbs. hispcripiieoii loging camp hands are receiving $U3 per mouth and board in the camps on Ooos bay; and to some even higher wanes are naiu. leainstcrs are getting from Si to $6 per day. Scarlet Fever and It.'putherla Aro spread by contagion, by I'm trans fer 01 Iivinj; mauer. inese parucies come from the skin, the membranous lininirof the mouth, nose and throat. and from the intestines and urinary or gans. Disinfect promptly ana tnor oiiRhly with Darbys Prophylactic Fluid the great germ destroj er. Pmf. H. T. LaiDton. of tho Vander- bilt University, Tcnn., saj s : "As a dis infectant and detercent Darbys Pro phylactic Fluid Is superior to any prep aration V. nil which l hiu acijaiuicii.. For the cure of all female dis orders and irregularities, Ayer's S.irsapanlla has no equal. There is an iceberg now loafing off the coast of Ureenland which is four miles long, two miles wide and 1G0 feet out of water. Its depth below the surfaco is sup posed to be UUU teet. To promote digestion, and for use as a stomachic, after the mid day meal, Ayer's Cathartio Pills have no equal. by that terrible cough. Shiioh's Cure is the remedy ror yon. aom oj j.. ce ment. for lame Rack, Side or Chest tun Shiloh's Porous Plaster, Pnc a cents. For sale by .1. C. Dement. Croup, Whooping Cough and Bron chitii immediately relieved by Shiloh's Curw. Hold by J . C. Dement, Shiloh's Vitalizens what you need for Constipation, Lo-3 ot Appetite, Diz ziness and all symptoms of Dyspepsia. frlce lo ana io ceuw pir uuiuc ouiu by J. C. Dement. Catarrh cured, health and srreet breath secured by Shiloh's Catarrh Rem edv. Prii-e 00 cents. Nasal Injector tru For sale by J. 0. Dement. Will you suffer with Dyspepsia and Liver Complaint? bhilolrs Vltalizer is auaranteod to cure you. Sold by J, C. Dement. r SDAVAI BAKIMQ fc B r KUTnUrwol3J POWDER Absolutely Pure, Tills owder never vanes. A marvel of purity, strength and wholesomeness. Jlore economical than the ordinary kinds, and can not be sold In competition with the multi tude of low test, short weight, alum or phos phate powders. Sold only in can, lloxxz. UAK1AU lUllUilU W. 1W II UI1-3L.,X,, J. HOTELS AND RESTAURANTS CBRIJ. ETTOJOIT. F. COOK THE EVENSON & COOK. On tho European Plan. LAHOB CLEAN BOOMS, J. FIRST-CLASS RESTA tTBANT Board by the Day, Week or Month. Private Rooms for Families, Ktc Translont Custom Solicited. Oyster. Fish. Heats. Etc., Cooked to Order. ITATKHrir., Opp. Kasrd St Ktokea A FIRST CLASS SALOON Kbu ta csditoetlon with th Premises. The Best at WINES, LIQUORS AND CIGARS. Good VMiHri Tables and Privet 8ar.1 Hooms. THE Casino Eestaurant One block from the O. R. fc If. Doci, M. IVl.SERRA, Proprtotor. , A Good Rflgal For 25 Gents. Oysters In aiiT Stvle, 2 CJaU. Incnnncnlion vri:h thl. l'opular Ite-tiaa-ranc li run u. fl st-class Saloon, r 11 stocked with choicest Wines, Liquors and Cigars. $ew York Restaurant. GEO. BAKER, Prop'r. Opposite kurray Co.'s. Water street. AGood.Ciean Meal Furnished At Reasonable Bates, and Satisfaction Guaranteed. Oysters In Every 8tjlo, Game, etc. Ten are Invited to call. -AGENCY rii O? BAN FKANCISCO. Astoiis, Oregon. CannerySnjpliesatLowestPrices Stri and Insurance at Current Rates. Hume's Building, Water Street. E. B. CUSHMAH, :, AgeaU. B. H. COLEMAN m m w BANKER. ESTABLISHED - - 1870. Transacts a General Banting BnEiness. Drafts drawn available In any part of the C. S. and Europe, and on Hen: Eonr, China OrriCK nouns : 10 a. it. to I r. it. Odd Fellows Bcildiho, Astoria, Orcjea. John C. Dement. DRUGGIST. Successor to W. E. Dement & Co. CarrlM Complete Stoeki et Drugs and Druggists' Sundries. rroterlptUai Canfallr Cttnpeane. Aiat tor Meatfeaa IBalTS and KcrwoglftB Pile ffdre. Central Hotel M GonCo CASH. 1888. Sprix&g Stales! STRAW, 3 Ep woo:l. iiirt 1 U My complotement ot STRAW, FDH and WOOL HATS direct from HaSTBBIT MANUFACTURERS aro now in stock, and which speak for themiIve u to STYLE, QUALITT and PRICE. Spring and Suznsner 1888. -FULL Men's, Youths anil Boys' Clothing, Eine Shirts, Merwear, Etc., IN FURNISHING GOODS. Trunks, Valises, Umbrellas, Blankets, Quilts, .Oil Clothing, Etc., Etc. Ha Itfiiaev's Brick Buildiuc Oppssltt Hescut Knslno Ho House. Street Railroad n Q a j3 E EKJ n f5Tira -flliDEH FLAXMILLS.USBURN.IRELRrJrT -.eWA r37v tffcK MHOUSErOUHDCP. 1 7 My- - J SkaSl. GRAND TRIX PARIS, 1811, AXD 6RANB CROSS OF THE LEGION D'HONNBVK. Thoy received tho ONLY GOLD MEDAL For FLAX THREADS at the London Fisheries Sliibitio 1883. And have been awarded HIGHER PRIZES at tho various IfTERfATIOIAL EXPOSITIONS Than the goods of any other IN THE WORLD. Quality Can .always "be Depended on. ExpriGrf FiiSi Use no Otter. HENEY BOYLE & Co., 517 and 519 Market Street, - - SAN FRANCISCO AGENTS FOR PACIFIC COAST. Seine Twine, Rope and Netting Constantly on Hand, SEINES, POUNDS and TRAPS furnished to order at Lowest xactorY Jfnces. a d SS 0 1 Censlstlnuof 4 CAR to ADS of fine Artistic nnd Plain Furniture, GarpeiSj Oil Gloih, Madres-Silk LACE AND POETIERE CUKTAINS, Dado Shades, &c. Has Arrived. These eoods vrerapurthased direct from Eastern Manufacturers and talppe4 before thereeent advne la froight, tho buaeSt thereof tt propose to shar nidi eur rtutomira. Call and Seo Us 6HA8. HEILBORN. ONE PRIOE. SOFT, STIFF, F0C2&ST LINE IN- Astoria, Oregon running by tha door. StKKTUlJjMm.WP