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ASTORIA, OREGON, SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER I J, J 887.
PRICE MVE CENTS.
vel: XXIX, NO. 60.
BUSINESS CARDS.
JOHN H. SMITH,
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
Office, Room 4 and 5. over City Book Store.
GP"
UO. XOL.AND.
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
Office la Kinney's Block, opposlta City
Wall, Astoria, Oregon.
C W. FULTON. G. C FULTON
FULTOK BROTHERS,
ATTORNEYS AT LAW.
Rooms 5 and 6, Odd Fellows Building.
p B. THOMSOX.
Attorney at Law and Notary Public.
Special attention given to practice In the
U.'S. Land Office, and the examination or
land titles. A full set of Abstract Books for
Clatsop County In office.
Money to loan. ,. .
Office Rooms 4 and 5, over City Book
Store.
T t.A.BOWLBY,
Attoruoy and Counsellor at Law
office on Chenaraus Street, Astoria, Oregon
p.
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ATTORNEY AT LAW.
Rooms No. 11 and 12, Pythian Castle Build
tug. ri B. WATSOW,
Atty.at Law and Deputy Dist. Atty.
All business before the U. S. Land Offico a
peclalty,
Astoria, - - Okeqon.
T C.HIXKXEY,I. I. 8.
DENTIST,
la associated with DR. IiA FORCE.
Booms 11 and 12 Odd Fellows Building,
ASTORIA, - - OREGON,
jpm.
. IK. OWENB ADA1E.
Office and residence cor. Court aud Olney
struts. (Mrs. D.K. Warren's former resl
deace.), 8mU1 Atteatloa Rlroa to Women's Dls
mm EKd BIimsm of Eye and Ear.
OXJXOXlIOtJBB 10 to 12,2 to 4.
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KB. A. I AI J. A. FUITN.
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FkystciaBsaad Sargeoits.
OCceon Cass street, three doors south of
Odd Fellow's building.
Telephone No. 41.
TATT TUTTIiE, X. I.
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON
Office Rooms 6 Pythian Building.
RESiDfcKCE On Cedar Street, back or
St. Mary's Hospital.
D
R.O.B.BSTES.
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
Office : Gem Building, up stairs, Astoria,
Oregon.
D
R. ALFRED KI.WEY,
- Office at Kinney's Cannery.
Will only attend patients at bis office, and
may be found there at any hour.
rR. FRANK PAGE,
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON,
Opposite Telegraph Office, Astoria, Oregon.
G
EliO F. PARKER,
SURVEYOR OF CLATSOP COUNTY
Ex-City Surveyor of Astoria
Office : N. E. corner Cass and Astor streets.
Room No. 8. Up Stairs.
Robt, Collier, Deputy,
A K.SHAW.
DENTIST.
Booms In Allen's Building, up stairs, cor
ner Cass and Squemoqua streets, Astoria
Oregon.
H.
A. SMITH.
DENTIST.
DHBr
Booms x and 2 Pythian Building over
0JH.H- Cooper's Store.
T
HOB. MAIK8,
FASHIONABLE TAILOR.
A srood fit cuaranteed. Charges Moderate.
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x ior we ueieuraiea nouseuoia ewing
Be. onop opposite u. u. uooper s.
MILLINERY !
Lmtft.it Styles : : Lowest Prices
DKfSSHULKIKQ IX ALL ITS BRANCHES.
MRS. W.J. BARRY,
(Eaton &Carnahan's Former Establishment)
rDHflAKB iSHttED TO CAM.:
And Euualne Goods. A Perfect System of
DKKSS FITTING.
Tone Up The System.
TRY THE
NERVE FOOD, Manufactured and for
Sale by
- tTf.tisAtl CftJ OO.
Miwssl "rfttftw. Soda Watr, -Dally .de
Uvatylasll parts of the City.- Offlee-and
Works on Jefferson street, west ol CassV
To Regulate
fflTTC FAVORITE HOME REMEDY It
1 Hp warranted not to contain a single par
JL ilU tide of Mercury or sny injurious sub
stance, but Ib purely vegetable.
It "Will Cora all Diseases caused
by Derangement of the Liver,
Kidneys and Stomach.
If your Liver is out of order, then your
whole system is deranged. The blood Is
impure, the breath offensive; you have
headache, feel languid, dispirited and
nervous. To prevent a more serious con
dition, take at once Simiqpns
TTTBTI REGULATOR. If you lead a
I If fK sedentary life, or suffer with
IX ff AlXIl Kidney Affections, avoid
stimulants and take Simmons liver Regulator.
Sure to relieve.
If you have eaten anything hard of
digestion, or feel heavy after meals or
sleepless at night, take a dose and you
will feel relieved and sleep pleasantly.
If you are a miserable sufferer with
Constipation, Dynpepsla and
Biliousness, seek relief at once in
Simmons Liver Regulator. It does not
. require continual dosing, and costs but a
trifle. 1 1 will cure you.
If you wake up in the morning with a
bitter, bad taste in your mouth,
fffl 1 TTn Simmons Liver Regulator. It cor
I II If r rects the Bilious Stomach, sweetens
L aUU the Breath, and cleanses the Furred
Tongue. Children often need some safe Cathar
tic and ionic to avert approaching sickness.
Simmons Liver Regulator will relieve Colic, Head.
ache. Sick Stomach, Indigestion, Dysentery, and
the Complaints incident to Childhood.
At any time you feel your system needs
cleansing, toning, regulating without violent
purging, or stimulating without intoxi
cating, take
afcor.
PREPARED BY
J.H.ZEILIH &CO.,Philadelphia,Pa.
PRICE. S1.00.
EFFERVESCENT
,
ECONOMICAL,
EFFICACIOUS.
Beware of TndlaetHitm'i pain
And Comtipallon'n cruel telgu ;
For often In their wake proceed
The sable pall and mourner's weed ;
Then check these troubles ere an hour,
InTATRANT'S SKLTZEK lies the power.
HOTELS AND RESTAURANTS
PARKER HOUSE.
VII. A1,LEX. Prop'r.
First Class in Every Respect.
Free Coach to the House
CIIKIS. KVKXSOX.
F. COOK.
Evenson & Cook
THE
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U.
On tho European Plan.
LARGE CLEAN B.OOMS,
A FIRST-CLASS RESTAURANT.
Board by the Day, Week or Month.
Private Rooms for Famine?, Etc.
Transient Custom Solicited.
Oysters, Fish, Meats, Etc, Cooked to
Order.
WATKKSt., Opp. Foard A 8teke
A FIRST CLASS SALOON
Run in connection with the Premises. The
best oi
WINES, LIQUORS AND CIGARS.
Good Billiard Tables and Frivato Card
Rooms.
Wilson Fisher
Ship Chandlers,
HEAVY AND SHELF '
HARDWARE
FARM IMPLEMENTS,
Paints, Oils, and Varnish.
LOGGERS' SUPPLIES.
PROVISIONS
AND
MILL FEED
AGENTS FOR
SALEM PATENT ROLLER MILLS,
Portland Boiler Mills,
FAIRBANKS' SCALES.
ASTORIA. OREGON.
BOOTS & SHOES
P.J.GOODMAN.
Genuine English Porpoise
Skoes for Gents. Ladle' Flexible Shoes la
FRENCH. KANGAROO & DONGOLA KID.
Boys' and Youths'
Shoes of all kinds, Misses', Children's and
Infants' Heels and Spring Heels
We Deal In Boots and "Shoes Only
uwEep
ITffi
son
A Penitentiary Newspaper.
The Prison Mirror is the tide
of" a paper edited, printed, pub
lished and sold by the convicts in
the Stillwater, Minn., penitentiary.
It curiously beare the motto, "God
Helps Those Who Help Them
selves," and among the list of
stockholders we find the names of
Robert, James and Coleman
Younger, the celebrated Younger
brothers, who owe their presence
in the institution to a habit of
"helping themselves," which was
not sanctioned hy divine aid.
"Cole" Younger also appears to
be the librarian of the prison and
the printer's devil of the Mirror
office. The salutitory announces
that the paper's mission is "to en
courage prison literary talent, and
to instruct, assist, encourage and
entertain all, those within
our midst, and to scatter
words of warning upon
the unwary pathway of those in
the outside world whose reckless
footsteps may be leading them
liitherward." "We are not so sure
about encouraging "prison tal
ent," but the rest of the editors'
intentions are praiseworthy, as is
also their endeavor "to bury mel
ancholy, estrangement and enmity
in the vast region of the past, and
to sow in the hearts of our readers
tho golden seeds of charity, hope
and love." Their effort has met
with flattering success, and the
Mirror starts in under the most
favorable auspices. There is a
hint of humor in the invitation ex
tended to president Cleveland to
visit its "retired community," and
the regret that the invitation could
not be conveyed by a committee.
When a man comes into the of
fice and planks down the cash, aud
says "send me your paper for a
3'ear" that means business. When
one says, "I want your paper but
haven't got the money now,"
that's all right. When he takes
it out of the postoffice for sev
eral months and sends it back
"refused," that's meanness. When
a man spends from ten cents to a
dollar for .cigars or beer every
week, and says he can't afford to
take his home paper, that's a
no such thing. When a man bor
rows his neighbor's paper to read
every week, that's cheek. JtJx.
What does Roscoe Conkling can
for politics when at his age he can
swim for two hours, in the salt sea
waves without tiring? A man
who was in a commanding polit
ical position for twenty years,
came out poor, went quietly to
work at his profession, manages
to make a quarter of a million a
year, can knock out any man of
his weight with soft gloves and
can swim for two hours, is in need
of nothing that politics can give
him. It is a remarkable- case ol a
sound mind in a sound body.
Cincinnati Republican.
The results of the survey and
last census of India are that the
area of the peninsula of Hindustan
is l,co2,624 square miles, and the
population 253,891,821. Although
immense tracts of country are an
nually cultivated, according to the
most recent survey 10,000,000
acres of land, suitable for culti
vation, have not as yet been
plowed. At the same time 120,
000,000 acres are returned as
waste land.
Dr. Torsey of Boston marries a
pair in eighty seconds. There are
many young persons would like
to make a minute of this. Louis
ville Courier-Journal
Farmers are offering exorbi
tant wages for farm hands iu
Northern Minnesota and Dakqta,
where the.scarcity of help is be
coming alarming.
For scrofulous disorders, and
mercurial diseases, the best reme
dy is Ayer's Sarsaparilla.
Agent On what grounds do
you claim a pension? Applicant
Grandfather lost his health in
the war of 1812 and left an im
paired constitution to the family.
New Haven News.
A little co-operative mill in
Frankford, started by textile
workers, is said to .show a profit of
20 per cent, on the capital for the
first year's work Philadelphia
Press.
Big Money in Small Fruit.
T hftvn reneatedlv said that we
can raise and pick blackberries at
a cost oi ivvo ceuu a. puuuu, uuu
in fact, think it can be done for
less. We can surely raise two tons
to the acre, and I think at four
cents, or a Drofit of 80 an acre,
these berries can either be canned
at a profit or sold to canners in
practically unlimited quantities.
So we see there are other crops
besides hoDS that will pay as a
special crop. Stewart, at Puyal-
lup, raised over two tons ot rasp
berries to the acre, and I see no
reason'why we may not raise even
more of currants and as many
gooseberries as either of the two
mentioned. Ezra Meeker.
The largest 3-masted schooner
ever built in Connecticut, and the
largest 3-master now on the At
lantic coast, was launched on Sat
urday week in West Haven. Her
dimensions are as follews: Length
of keel, 170, feet; length on deck,
200 feet; depth of hold, 18 feet,
2 inches; width, 37 feet; length
from end of spanker-boom to end
of jib-boom, 270 feet.
OldJJim Baker, up on Snake
river, gives notice to hunters thus:
"If any one should kill an elk this
winter with a circle B on it, this
is to notify them that that crit
ter is mine, and is only half elk
anyway, as the other half is cow,
being the calf -of my old milker
Cherokee, and got by a wild bull."
"Blaine walks the clouds," said
an Indiana congressman, "and
there's no telling where or when
he'll come down. He's :t terror
to John Sherman in the west.
The Republican candidate for
vice president is likely to come
from our state Ben Harrison,
probably."
In the "Whole Hideous Catalogne
Of diseases, there were none which, previ
ous to the discovery of'Hostetter'a Stomach
Bitters, offered more formidable resistance
to the old fashioned modes of treatment
than the group of maladies which, under the
collective name or malarial disease, afflicted
the entire communities that suffered hope
lessly. Chills and fever, dumb ajrue, ague
cake and bilious remittent were once re
garded as well nigh Incurable. Now It re
joices the hearts of thousands who reside
in districts periodically subject to the visit
ation of malaria, to feel certain that in the
Hitters they possess a certain defense against
tue scourge, a sure means of expelling its
poison from the system. To the settler In
the far West, the new emigrant thither, and
to travelers and tourists by land and sea,
the possession ot this pleasant safeguard Is a
guarantv of safety from diseases which they
might vainly seek from any other source.
Nature is bound to keep up the
average; when she makes a man
who can accumulate a fortune, she
usually produces a family of spend
thrifts to squander it. Whitehall
Times.
WLen bah was sick, vrc gave her Castoria,
When sbo vos a Child she cried for Castoria,
When she became Mies, she clung to Castoria,
When Bleh&dCbJldruj,shcgav.them Castoria
A Blender lieutenant from Skye
Was thinjaa a capita I;
He said, "It's too bad.
Bnt then I can pad,"
Which shows that figures do lie.
A Remedy for Kidney Complaint.
'Oly kidneys were so afTected I have
been compelled to get up as much as
ten times in one night. I had pains in
my side, back and left shoulder, and
when down could hardly rise. 1 was
unable to bend my body without great
pain. I tried Simmons Liver Regulator
and my condition lias improved so
much that I hardly ever feel anv of my
old trouble." W. Johnson; Express
Agent, Macon, Ga.
One thousand coke ovens will
soon be built in the "Connelsville
region, and also 400 tenements to
accommodate 1,000 workmen.
Not a particle of quinine nor
any mineral substance is contained,
in Ayer's Ague Cure yet it is a
warranted specific for palaria.
Four little pigs who have been
trained to stand in a row and
twist their tails in the magic sym
bol "1888 will be among the dec
orations to greet the president
when he visits Memphis.
Bucklea' Arnica Salrc.
The Best Salve in tho world for
Cuts,Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, SaltRheum,
Fever Sores, Tetter, Chapped Hands,
Chilblains, Corns, and all Skin Erup
tions, and positively cures Piles, or no
pay required. It Is guaranteed to give
Perfect satisfaction, or money refunded,
rice 25 cents per box. For sale byW.
E' Dement
MURRAY & CO.,
GROCERS
And Dealers In
Special Attention Cl'ven to Filling
Of Orders.
A FULL LINE CARRIED
And Supplies furnished at Satis
factory Terms.
Purchases delivered in any part of the city.
Office and "Warehouse
In Hume's Xew Building on Water Stieet.
P. O. Box 153. Telephone No. 37.
ASTORIA. . OREGON.
-AGENCY-
OK SAN FlftVNCISCO.
Flavel's Wharf and Warehouse,
Astoria. Orogon.
Cannery Supplies at Lowest Tricos.
Storage and Insurance at Current Kates.
Banking Department
Drafts on the leading Cities of the World
JOHN F. McGrOVERN,
Agent.
It. II. Coleuuui. Accountant.
Magnus C. Crosby
Dealer In
HAfiDfABE, IRON, STEEL.
Iron Pipe and Fittings,
STOVES, TINWARE
AND
HOUSE FURNISHING GOODS
SHEEf LEAD STRIP LEAD
SHEET IRON,
T133L AND Copper.
F.H.SURPRENANT&CO.,
SUCCESSORS TO
0". o. n. o s s
County Coronor.
First Class Undertaking
liSrABLISIISIENT.
New Styles. Caskets and funeral material.
Next to astokiax ofllce.
Willamette University.
DEPAITOIENTS.
I-Collece of liberal arts. II Collece of
medicine. Dr. K. I. Kraser. dean. Ill
College of law. Judge "Vm. Itamsev. dean.
IV Woman's college. Mrs. C. C.ilawley,
dean. V Conservatory oLmuslc. Zv M.
ranin, director. VI university academy.
VII Art deportment. Miss Marie Craig.
instructor.
360 Students. 400 Graduates.
Thirty Teachers.
Dav board for youne men 81,50 per week.
Ladles' board in Woman's colieee hall.
32.50 with unfurnished room. First term be
gins September 5. Catalogues and informa
tion sent tree. -Address
TIIOS. VAX SCOT, President, Salem, Or.
Are You Insured?
J. O. Bozorth
"Writes Insurance Policies In Reliable Fire
Insurance companies that give Absolute
Protection In case ot Fire.
LOEB & OO.
fines, Liprs anil Cigars.
A Large Stock of
FIRST CLASS GOODS.
THE TRADE
Supplied at Lowest Market Rates.
All orders filled promptly and Accurately.
Agents lor First Class Foreign and Domestic
Brands.
Main street Opposite Parker House,
ASTORIA, - - - - OREGON.
Strike ItRich!
-BUY YOUR-
Groceries i Provisions
-OF-
Foard & Stokes
Their largely Increasing trade enables
them to self at the very lowest margin
ot profit while giving yon goods
that are of first class quality.
Goods Delivered All Over the City.
The Highest Price Paid for Junk.
Cannery SitBBlies!
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LiT ranrfii rf ii iiii
School Began Monday
I.L
Has Just Received New Goods
IN BOYS' (12 TO 17). SCHOOL SUITS,
&OYS' DRESS SUITS, Boys' (9 to 12)
LONG PANTS SCHOOL SUITS, Boys'
(4 to 12) KNEE PANTS SCHOOL
bUIT, Boys' KNEE PANTS DRESS
SDITS, Boys' (3 to 6) IMPORTED (Ger
man) JERSEY KNIT SUITS (Jacket
and Pants), CHILDREN'S (3 to 5) JER
SEY Knit KILT SUITS, Boys' SINGLE
PANTS (10tol7),Boys'SINGLE KNEE
PANTS (4 to 12 -years), Boys' UN
LAt'NDRIED WniTE SH1KTS (sizes
MEN'S CLOTHING,
Furnishing Goods, Hats, Caps, Trunks and Valises.
I. L. OSGOOD,
KINNEY'S BEICE BUILDING, AST0BIA, OREGON.
Opposite Bescue Engine House.
Our Immense New Stock
Consisting of 4 CAR LOADS of fine Artistic and Plain
Furniture, Carpets, Oil Cloth, Madras-Silk
LACE AND PORTIERE CURTAINS,-
Dado Shades, &c, Has Arrived.
These goods were purchased direct from Eastern Manufacturers and shipped
before the recent advance in freight, the benefits thereof we propose to share wlth
our customers.
Call and See Us.
Established
1870
I. W. CASE,
ODD FELLOWS' BUILDING.
Does a General Banking Business
Dralts Drawn Available in any part of
the World.
J. 0. CLINTON
DEALER IN
CIGARS AND TOBACCO,
FRUITS. NUTS,
Candies. Smokers' Articles, Etc.
New Goods Received Daily,
Opposite City Beak Store.
PIONEER
BANKER
The New Model Range
CAN BE HAD IN ASTORIA, ONLY OP
E. R, HA WES,
Agent. Call and Examine It ; You Wiil be Pleased. E. R. Hawes Is also Agent for the
Buck Patent Cooking Stove,
AJtfD OTHER FIRST CLASS STOVE8.
Furnace Work, Steam Fittings, Etc., a Specialty. A Full Stock on Hand.
J. H. D. GRAY
Wholesale and retail dealer in.
GROCERIES FLOUR, AND FEED
Hay, Oats, Straw, Wood, Etc.
LIME, SAND AND CEMENT
General Storage and Wharfage on reason
able terms. Foot ot Benton -street, Astoria,
Oregon.
Colntta Transportation Comnany.
FOR PORTLAND !
Through Freight on Fast Time!
THE NEjV STEAMER
-TELEPHMIE
Which has been specially bmltfor the comfort of passengers will leave
Wilson & Fisher's Dock every
Monday, Wednesday and Friday at 6 A.M. arriving at Portland at 1 P.M.
Returning leaves Portland every
Tuesday and Thursday at 6 A. M.- arriving at Astoria at" ! P. M.
-An additional trip will be made on ghuaday ef E&ck Wee, leaving Portland
at O'clock Saaday Morals. Passengers by this route. connect at Kalama
tor Sound ports. U. BifiCOTT, Prestdenrj.
OSGOOD
11& to-14) PURE LINEN .FKONTS,
CUFPS, etc., at 50 cents. Boys' FANCY
PERCALE SHIRTS, -with Collars, etc..
At 75 cents, Boys' NAYY BLUE FLAN
NEL OYERSHIRTS. Boys' FINE
TYjOOL CLOTH OVER.SRIRTS, with
nicely PLAITED FBONTS for school
wear, Boys' UNDERWEAR, NECK
WEAR, HOSIERY, Boys' HATS and
CAPS- from 50 cents upjvard. Also
JUST RECEIVED NEW GOODS IN
p
CHAS. HEILBOftN.
Carnahan & Co.
SUCCESSORS TO
T. "W. CASE, '
IMPOKTERS AND WHOLE3ALK AND
RETAIL DEALERS IN
GENERAL MERCHANDISE,
Corner Chenamus andJCaas streets.
ASTCRfA
OREGON
Boat Building.
JOE LEATHERS
Is on deck and prepared to build boats
that he will guarantee as to work and dur
ability. Refers to all who hate used boats or
his construction. All work guaranteed.
YirpaCjiraraBJToteccfl Store
J. W. BOTTOM, Proprietor,
Water Street, Two Doors East of Olney.
Flas Clgan, TotaeeM aad Smokers Articles,
Sold at Lowest Market Rates.
FRUITS. CANDIES. NOTIONS.&c
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