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VOL. XXVJI, NO. 89.
ASTORIA, OREGON, FRIDAY, APRIL J 5, J 887.
PRICE blYE CENTS.
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BUSINESS CARDS.
G
Kit. OLAD,
ATTORNEY AT IA1Y.
ulhse In Klnney'd Block, opposite Citj
Hall, Astoria, Oregon.
C W. KULTON. Q. C. FBr.TOX
FCETON BROTHERS.
ATTORNEYS AT LAW.
1:00m.- Sand 6, Odd Fellows Bulldlus.
0.
R. THOMSOX,
Attorney at Law and Notary Public.
Special attention given to practice In the
U. S. Land omco. and tho examination of
land titles. A full set of Abstract Books for
Clatsop County in office.
Money to loan,,,
Offick Rooms 4 and 5, oyer City Book
Store.
l A. BOWLBY.
Attorney and Counsellor at .Law
Office on Chenamus Street, Astoria, Oregon
P.
D. W1STOH
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
Rooms No. ll and 12, Pythian Castle Bulld
hlR. rt B. WATSOX.
Atty. at Law and Deputy Dist. Atty.
All business before tho U. S. Land Office a
peolalty,
Astobia, - - Obeqoh.
T C.IIIKLfir, !.!. S.
DENTIST.
Is associated with DR. IiA FOKCL.
Rooms 11 and 12 Odd Fellows Building.
ASTORIA, OREGON,
T")B. A. li. JFUJLTON.
Physician and Surgeon.
Office on Cass street, three doors south of
Odd Fellow's building.
Telephone No. 41.
"AY TUTTIiE, 31. I.
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON
0?fioe Rooms 6 Pythian Building
Rksidekck On Cedar Street, back of
St. Mary's HosDltal.
1)
ft. O. D. KSTKS.
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
Office : Gem Building, up stairs, Astoria,
Oiegon.
rR. FHASK PAGE.
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON ,
Opposite Telegraph Office, Astoria, Oregon.
D
B. ALFRED KIXMKY,
Office at Kinney's Cannery.
Will only attend patients at his office, nnd
may be found there at any hour.
G
EliO F. PARKER,
SURVEYOR OF CLATSOP COUNTY
-XXD-
Eac-Clty Surveyor of Astoria,
office : N. E. corner Cass and A stor streets,
Room No. 8 . Up Ktatrs. .
Robt. Collier, Deputy,
E.
C. HOLDEX,
Notary Publio, Oommksioiier of Deeds
For Washington Territory,
Auctioneer, Real Estate and Insurance
Agent.
Offlee, at Ho den's Auction Rooms, Chena
mus street. Astoria, -Oregon.
4 E. SHAW.
DENTIST.
Rooms In Allen's Building, up stairs, cor
ner Cass and Squemoqua streets. Astoria
Oregon.
H.
A. SMITH.
tRS
DENTIST.
Rooms 1 and 2 Pythian Bmld-lng over
C. H. Cooper's Store.
Carnahan & Co.
SUCCESSORS TO -
I. "W. CASE,
IMP0RTER8 AND "WHOLESALE AND
RETAIL DEALERS IN
GENERAL MERCHAMSE,
Cornet Ohenamus andJCass streets.
ASTORIA OREGON
THOS. MAIRS,
Fasfii
A Good Fit Guaranteed.
CHARGES MODERATE
Agent tor the Celebrated Household Sewing
Machine.
Shop opposite C. H. Cooper's
lie
Tailor
EDoTAR
TRADE $7 MARK.
P-lfcaoftlfclM
iVer from Opiates, Emetics tmcLJFotson
SAFE.
SURE.
PROMPT.
AT DUCGQISTS AKD DEAUH1S.
THE CH11ILES A. TOttELEK CO.. lllLTIXORK. 3ID.
fcreaShggsatlia. ITearaleh.
U I J III PKICE, FIFTY CENTS,
THE C1UKIXS A.TO0EIXB CO, lUXTUOBK, HD.
'area female Complaints. A Great Sidney
lent Jy. E SQLD BY ALL DSUG3IST3,
Boat Building.
MANY YEARS EXPERIENCE IN
building boats on the Columbia river,
and hundreds of line boats of my build
make my guarantee! for good woik. Head
quarters at the old Astoria Iron Works
building. Will build boats at any point on
tho Columbia river -where my services may
be required.
..UUiVL,
-AGENCY-
WmT.GolBman&Co.
OF SAN FRANCISCO.
Flavei'sWharf and Warehouse,
Astoriui Oregon.
Canuery Supplies al Lowest Price.
Storage and insurance at Cm rent Rates.
Banking Department
Drafts on the leading Cihes of the VorlB
JOHN F. McGOVERN1,
Agent.
It. II. Coleman, Accountant.
WiIson& Fisher
Ship Chandlers,
HEAVY AND SHELF
HARDWARE
Paints, Oils, and Varnish.
LOGGERS' SUPPLIES.
PROVISIONS
AND
MILL FEED
AGENTS POR
SALEM PATENT ROLLER MILLS,
Portland Roller Mills,
Capitol Flour and
FAIRBANKS' SCALES.
ASTORIA. OREGON. ' -
-THE-
DIAMOND PALACE!
GUSTAT HAKSEPf, Prop'r.
A Large and Well Selected Stock of Fine
At Extremely Low Prices
All Goods Bought at This Establishment
Warranted Genuine.
Watch and Clock Repairing
A SPECIALTY.
Corner Cass and Squemoqua Streets.
Elmore, Sanborn & Co.
COMMISSION MERCHANTS,
Fire Insurance
AGENTS.
TtepresentlnK the Largest and Most Relia
ble Fire Insurance Companies.
All Business promptlyjand accurately tran
acted. FiavelsWhmf, - Astoria Oregon.
OgCts.
OTCOBSpjI
LEBMan REMEDY
W P
GKli;
Biaiis
Jewelry
The lady and the Terror.
One of .the delightful das of
last week a young lady welf known
in the exclusive Jirst circles" of San
Francisco society for unrivaled
personal charms and elegance of
accomplishments, was driven
around to make a congratulatory
call upon a married lady friend
who was happily convalescing from
that occasionalacrod event in -the
lives of wedded ladies, which? far
from being sickness, is the perfect
culmination of their health. She
was shown into the parlor, and for
the "few minutes required to ar
range for the reception in that
room where mother and child were
doing as well as could be ex
pected, was left with no other to
entertain her than tho only "son
and heir of the house, Master
Charles, -then in his fourth year.
But Charles was fully equal to tho
situation, and promised to grow
up into an ornamont of society
that will , never bo abashed by
beaut', however brilliant, into the
painful negative of uno conversa
tion." After some unessential
preliminary remarks, Master
Charles approached nearer the
visitor, and, lowering his tone into
confidentiSl, he asked:
"Miss , do dota.baby?"
The young lady gave one swift
glance around to assure .herself
there was no other hearer of this
pertinent question, and replied:
"No, Charlie, dear, I have not."
"And did oo never have a
baby" m
In spite of the youth of her
eager interlocutor her handsome
eyes drooped before his ingenuous
gaze, and her pretty face flushed
as she replied:
"No, Charlie, I nevfir did. Is
not this a beautiful day V"
"And ain't oo never doin' to
have no baby?" persisted Charlie,
declining to enter- on the tempta-
-iiorial side track of the-tweather.
"My boy, J can't tell. Tell me
the namesof whom "those are the
photographs?"
"And don't oo want a baby?"
"Why, Charlie, what a close
questioner you are. If you are
not careful you will grow into one
of those newspaper interviewers,
and then what will your .poor
mamma think of-you?"
"Because," continued Charli1,
utterly refusing to bo switched oh",
"I know where ob tan det oi.e
The doctor brought my mamma
one, and he keepth them in his of
ftth. You juth go down Eighth
threet evertho far, and den oo do
up a lot of thairth and thath where
he teeps 'em. And they're awful
cheap too. My papa hathn't paid
for my mamma's vet, but he's doin'
to." "
"Well, Charlie, I'm sure I'm
much obliged to you for your full
directions, and L'H know where to
go."
"Oh, Mtth , oo needn't do.
I'll toll my papa juth ath thoon
ath ever he turns home that oo
want a baby, and he'll det one for
oo, and "
That ' youug . lady seized that
nuie ooy oy nis two snouiaers,
and leaning over so as to look full
into his eyes she said, with an jtn
pressiveness lent by sudden ter
mer:
"See here, Charlie, listen to me.
I don't want any baby yet, and if
you say anything about it to your
papa I'll never, like you any more
at all, at all, never, never, never.
"Now, will you promise?"
"Well, if oo don't want a baby
I won'tj'but I t'ot everybo'dy likes
to have babieth. I do."
The interview was here termin
ated by the entrance of a "servant
to usher the visitor into the pres
ence of the convalescent ladv.
When baby mis sick, wo gave her Cwiotia,
When she vas a Child she cried for Castoria,
When she-became Hiss, she clunjrio Castoria,
When shohad Children, sh3Bav.them Castoria
All men trv to sret the earth.
I but the earth gets them. This is
not a joke; it is the grave truth.
Bucldcii'j iruica Salve.
ThkBest Salve In tlie world for
Cuts, Bruises, Sores.Ulcers, S alt Rheum,
Fever Sores. Tetter. ChaDDed Hands.
Chilblains. Corns, and all Skin Erup-
uuns, ana positively cures r-iies, or no
pay required. It is guaranteed to give
perfect satisfaction, or money refunded.
Pried 25 cents per box. For sa le by W
'E. Dement & Co.
What Canada Men Think.
Montreal, April '13. Thcban
quet to Hon. J. A. Chapleau, sec
retary of state, last evening, was
taken advantage of by several cab
inet ministers to define the policy
of the country r&d review impor
tant questions. Chapleau was till
1 o'clock this morning reviewing
the Riel agitation, the tariff ques
tions and denouncing the Irish co
ercion aqt. He said if imperial
federation meant free trade bo
tween Canada and Great Britain
ho would oppose it to the last. If
any attempt was made to coerce
Canada, the colonial bond would
snap at once and forever.
Refening to the fishery dispute,
he said: "Certainly we have gone
far toward conciliating our Ameri
can neighbor. They have not re
ciprocated these cordially, up to
this day, and have not shown any
disposition to make any arrange
ment, though we are ready, and
always have been, to go more than
half way to meet them." He
hoped the matter would be re
ferred to arbitration.
Sir Charles Tupper, minister of
finance, made the following refer
ence to the retaliation measures:
"If so mad, so" unjustifiable a pol
icy is carried out by the United
States, . Canada, which otherwise
would have been torn asunder and,
rendered dependent and prostrate
at the feet of our neighbors, has
now her independent line and in
tercommunication to which we
can confidently look as a means of
sustaining our nation. As a great
nationality, she is independent of
anything that can be done by our
neighbors. Duiipg six years the
value of foreign .goods conveyed
by the United States railways into
Canada, and Canadian goods car
ried across United States territory
to United States ports of shipment,
amounted to $109,000,00$ about
$2S0,000,000 each decade, the
transport charges for which have
gone into the pockets of the 'Unit
ed Statos railways. This will be
knocked in the head by the en
forcement by the United States of
the retaliatory bill. "When it
comes into operation, transit traffic
will be forced into Canadian chan
nels entirely. Canada will be
eonipolled to buy in England, and
the profits the United States mer
chants have been making will go
to English merchahts.
A Life Made Miserable
Bv dssnensla Is scarcely worth the llinr. A
capricious appetite," heartburn, puzzling
nervous svinptuins, incrcasn i action or tue
heart after eating, sinking in the abdomen
between meals, ana tuuiience after, are
among the successive indicia of this har
rassmg complaint. Two thtngf only aie
neeaiui ior us removal, a resort in nos
tetter's Stomach Bitters, and persistence in
Its use. These remedial mcasuies being
adopted, a euro Is certain. Taken Immedi
ately before or alter meals, this urcat
stomachic promotes secretion of the gastric
juice. luenauiru solvent oi me iooa. rne
nervous ami ninous symptoms consequent
upon chronic indigestion disappear, as the
complaint gradually yields to the corrective
and Invigorating Influence of the Bitters.
Appetite returns, sleep becomes more re
freshing, and. as .a- sequence, the body is
elicliuiy nourished, muscular power in
creases, and the mind grows sanguine. Use
the Bitters for chills and fever, and rheu
matism. There are now nearly 100 mon
uments on tho battle field of Get
tysburg, costing from $300 to $4,
000 each.
$
WOW. WoiiM enjoy your dln
Yi vv nor and aro prevented
by Dyspepsia, uso Acker's Dyspepsia
Tablets. Tlioy aro a positive euro for
Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Flatuloncy
and Constipation. "Wo guarantee
them. 23 and 50 cents.
J. W. Conn.
The offioial title of the governor
of Rhode Islaud is, captain general
of Rhode Island and Providence
plantations. The title runs out of
the State into deep water.
Elixir is warranted, is because it is
the best Blood Preparation known.
It will positivel v euro all Blood Dis
eases, purifies tho whole system, and
thoroughly builds up tho constitution.
Remember, w.o guarantee it.
J. W. Conn.
Blessed is he who hath found
his werk: let him ask no other
blessedness. He has a work, a life
purpose; he has found it and will
follow it. Carlyh.
Fer Animals
Mange, Distemper, Diarrhoea and
Worms in dogs quickly cured. .Scratch
es, Sores. Galls, Bruises, Cuts or "Wounds
ofanvkind quickly and permanently
healed by washing with the Fluid. Dn.
J.HuoH.the distinguished Veterinary
Surgeon, says: '-IfindDarbys Prophy
lactic Fluid all that it is represented.
As a local application I believe it to be
without an equal." For Colic and Scouts
it acts like magic
No One Need
Remain
A Dyspeptic,
rI have been suffering
for over two years with
Dyspepsia. For the last
year I could not take a drink
of cold "water nor eat any
meat without vomiting it up.
My life was a misery. I had -had
recommended Simmons
Liver Regulator,' of which
I am now talcing the second
bottle, and the fact is that
words cannot express the
relief I feel. My appetite
is very good, and I digest
everything thoroughly. I
sleep well now, and I used to
be very restless. I am flesh
ing up fast; good strong
food and Simmons Liver
Regulator have done it all.
I write, this in hopes of bene
fiting some one who has .
suffered as I did, and would
take oath jp these state
ments if desired."
E. S. BALLOU, Syracuse, Neb.
J. H. ZEIL1N & CO., Phihdelpha, Pa.
Price Sl.OO.
Look Here Boys.
It you want a neat fitting Suit of Clothes,
goto
- 0 !E3. B.OSS,
Merchant Tailor.
Having Just received a complete assort
ment of
Foreign and Domestic Suitings.
Something Entirely New.
- "I am prepared to make up Stilts cheaper
iiniu luu cueapest.
Give me a call and be convinced that I
mean v, hat I say.
J. E ROSS,
Corner Squemoqua and Hamilton streets,
cast of C. IT. Cooper's.
Virginia Cia;ar anfl Toliacco Store
J. W. BOTTOM, Proprietor,
Water Street, Two Doors East of Olney.
Floe Cigars, Tobaccos and Smokers Articles,
Sold at Lowest .Market Hates.
FRUITS, CA1STDIES. NOTIONS.&C
PATRONIZE HOME. INDUSTRY
There Is no occasion for the most fastidi
ous of our clt'ens to send to Tortland or
San Francisco for
'Custom Made Clothes
As they can pet Hotter Fits, Better Work
manship, and for
xIojsjs Money
By Leaving their Orders with ME ANY. He
has lust received a large stock of Goods from
tho East. Fine Business Suits from ?S5.
Call and See Him and Satisfy Yonnelf.
P. J. MEANT,
MERCHANT TAILOR.
Every Body Knows
THAT THE
Magee' Furnace Co.
Of Boston Make Tho
BEST STOVES AND RANGES
-In The World ;-
THE BEST ARE THE CHEAPEST
J. A. MONTGOMERY,
Sole Agent for Astoria
W. E. DEMENT & CO.
DRUGGISTS.
ASTORIA, - - OREGON
Carry in Stock,
DRUCS, CHEMICALS, TOILET
and
FANCY ARTICLES.
Prescriptions carefully Compounded
WDLL
Cut Faster
AND
a? easier
Than'any oth
er axe made.
..Hundreds oi
woodmen tes
tify to its supe
riority. It goes
Deep and Serer
Sticks.
CARNAHAN
& CO.,
Agents .Astoria
Price, $1.60.
j urartraAOQJo.'
J.C.Trullinger
, yr
Just Received.
1,500 Rolls fullpp ml Decoratioi
Of the LateBt Designs and Shades. Also to Arrive
THIS WEEK.
50 Leather, Piushand Carper Rockers,
In Elegant New Styles: Just the thing for
Call and See Us. CHAS. HE1LBORW.
Astoria Iron Works.
Coneomly St.. Foot rf Jackson, Astorla.rtjr,
facuernl
Machinists ant Boiler Meis.
Land and 'Marine Engines
BOILER WORK,
Steamboat Work and Cannery Vork
a BPECiAirr,
Castings of ail Descriptions Made
to Order at Short Notice.
A. D. Wass, Fresldent.
J. G. HusTi,KU, .. Secretary.
I. W. Case ..Treasurer.
jonx Fox Superintendent.
W. F. Armbruster
8 Fractloal
WATCHMAKEB
J JE3 W DE3 Xj 3E3 tt.m
WATCHES,
Clocks, Jewelry and Musical
INSTRUMENTS
Repaired on tho Shortest Notice at .Rea
sonable Kates.
Chonamus St., next to Spexartu's Gun store.
B. F. ALLEN
PBACTJCAI.
GRAINER and PAINTER.
SIGNPAINTING, AND
GLASS SHOW CARDS,
PL.AIX AND DECOR ATITF.
Paper Hanging, - Frescoing, Etc.
Shop on Cass St.. next to Stlnson's Black
smith shop. Astoria, Oregon,
J. C.
Coroner's Office, Undertaking RooniS next
HO! FOE THE
SXTPBRIOR!
Two more Carloads of those famous
SUPERIOR Stoves and Kanges just ar
rived from the Factory. These goods are
what their name indicates, none 8 ID PKBi
OR in the Market. Firebartks to these
Stoves are Guaranteed 15 Years.
Every Stove Warranted Call and inspect
them at
MAGNtJS C. CROSBY'S.
" ' 'yrn
The New Model Range
CAN BE nAD IN ASTORIA, ONLY OF
El. R. HAWKS.
Agent. Ca and Examine It ; Yon Will be Pleased. E. R. Hawes Is also Agent foi thw
Buck Patent Cooking Stove,
AND OTHER FIRST CLASS STOVES.
Furnace Work, Steam Fittings, Etc., a Specialty. A Fall Stock on Hand-
Goliibiu
TransBor
FOB, PORTLAND!
Through Freight on Fast Time!
THE HEW STEAMER
TELEPHONE
Which has been specially built for the comfort of passengers will leave
"WlsonS Fisher's Dock every
Menday, Wednesday and Friday at 6 A.M. arriving at Portland at 1P.M.
Returning leaves Portland every
Tuesday and Thursday at 6 A.
,-ETAn additional trip will be made
at O O'elcuvk. Handav-aioralHsr.
I for Sound ports;
S. ARNDT & FERCHEN
ASTORIA. - OREGON.
The Pioneer Machine Shop
BLACKSMITH
SHOP
.-,, mmmm-mtx
AND S C-
tv4v-5ri.,i3r-,.
Boiler Shop
- All kinds of
ENGINE, CANNERY,
AND--
STEAMBOAT WORE
Promptly attended to.
Aspeclaltymadeof repairing
CANNERY DEES,
FOOT OF LAFAYETTE STREET.
Established
IB70
HOI! BANKER,
ODD FELLQ WS BUILD ENGl
Does a General Ranking Business
Drafts Drawn Available In any part of
the World.
Boat Building.
JOE LEATHERS
Is on deck and prepared to build boats
that he will guarantee as to work and dur
ability. Refers to all who have used boats oi
his construction. All work guaranteed
BOSS,
O A
lirst Glass Undertaking Iktabliflhment
A FINE HEARSE,
Newest style Caskets and Funeral Material,
ETerrthlns Neat and Well Arranged. .
to Attorian ofllcer (B. B. Franklin's old stand.)
BOOTS AND SEOES!
Of BeBt Quality, and at
LOWEST " PRICES,
AT THE
SIGN OF THEJOLDEN SHOE.
tation Compny.
nriffiflM
H. arriving at Astoria at 1 P. M
.iTu-jpE.,