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VOL. XXIV, NO. 149.
ASTORIA, OREGON, WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 23, J 885.
PRICE. EIVE .CENTS.
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TRi. A. Lb and J. A. FUL7FOX.
Physicians and Surgeons.
"Will jdve prompt attention to all calls,
from any part of the city or country.
Office over Allen's Store, corner Cass and
Squemoqua streets, Astoria, Oregon.
Telephone No. 41.
S. FKIXK PAGE.
Physician and Surgeon.
Office, KoomC, over D. A. Mcintosh s store.
Office Houbs :-8 to 11 a. m. ; 3 to 5 p.m.
Residence, opposite the Johansen building
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
OrFiCK : Gem Building, up stairs, Astoria,
X? E. COOVEET,
Attorney at taw and Nomry Iubllc
Office with C. R. Thomson, room 5 over
City Book Store.
-pvB. AL.FBED KIXKKY.
OFFICE IN ODD FELLOWS BUILDING,
Morning Hours, 9 to 11.
Afternoon Hours. 2 to 4.
Evening Hours, 7 to 8 :30 :
At all other times enquire at his rooms
over Goodman's Boot and Shoe store.
UKO. A. DOBKIS. OEO. JfOI.AND
XOEAZTO & DOKLCIS,
ATTORNEYS AT I.AW.
Office In Kinney's Block, opposite City
r Hall, Astoria, Oregon.
o. vr. f0ltox. a. a fultok.
ATTORNEYS AT LAW.
": Rooms 5 and 6, Odd Fellows Building.
pi ELO F. PABKER.
SURVEYOR OF CLATSOP COUNTY
City Surveyor of Astoria
Office : N. E. corner Cass and A s:or streets,
Room No. 8 Up ttaln.
r q. A. BOWLBY.
attorney and Conuacllor i.t iaw,
office on Chenaraus Street, Astoria. Oregon
El I. WISJTO.V
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
Rooms No. 11 and 12, Pythian Castle Build
dug. IAV TUTTliE, 31. 1.
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON
Office Rooms i. 2, and 3. Pythian Build
Residence On Cedar Street, back of
St. Mary's Hospital.
i P. HICKS. A. E. SHAW
HICKS & SHAW,
Rooms in Allen's Building, up stairs, cor
her Cass and Squemoqua streets. Astoria
T K. HPEDDKX,
Searcher of Titles, Abstracter and
Office on Cass Street. 3 doors south of As
torlan office, Astorii, Oregon.
AHEAD OF ALL COMPETITORS!
Manufactured by the Full Roller Trocess,
fStlem (Or.) Capitol Flour Mills Co.,
Tne only flour that has taken First Prize
three years In succession at the
POKTiiAVD MECHANIC'S FAIR.
Also at State Fair.
One trial Ls sufficient to convince of its supe
Bee lhat the word CAPITOL Is on each sack
GEORGE sniEL. 8 Stark St..
WILSON & FISHER. Astoria Agents.
AM to Sell?
IN THE MATTER OF
Rags. Bottles, Old Metal,
or Junk of Any Sort,
FOARD & STOKES
Will give you the best price for it.
Do You Want to Buy
. SHIP MATERIAL,
'Ffosra Belaying Pin to n Hawser ; from
Slock to an Anchor.
You Can Get what You Want
at FOABD& STOKES.
.Headquarters at building, east end
1 HEREBY GIVE NOTICE THAT I WILL
? notcMtpfilbleforaavdeutor debts
f-jlt'tHu.vbecoBtraetedby tbe crew of the
rr7z . w. n. e. wabren.
TRADE J7 MARK.
Free from Opiates, Emetics and Poison.
AT DSCOOIST9 AVT1 TlPAT.rP"?
HIE CHARLES A. VOGELER C0..BALTIH0RE. MO. I
WW A l7fACVVrW
From these sources arise thrco-fourtbs
oftho diseases of the human race. These
symptoms Indicate their esastenco.
XiOt of Appetite, Bowels costive,
Kick Headache, fullness after cat
tufr, aversion to exertion of body-or
rntnd. Eructation of food, Irrltnbll
lty of temper, Xor spirits, Afeeling
before the eyes, highly colored
the use of a remedy that nets directly on
the Liver. As aLlver rnedicineTUXT'S
PIIiLS have no equal. Thelructionon
the Kidneys nnd Skin Is also prompt;
removing nil impurities through tbeso
three scavengers of the system,"
producing appetite, sound digestion,
regular stools, a clear skin nnd a vig
orous body. TDTT'S PILLS cause no
nausea or griping nor inturiero "with
dally work una are a perfect
ANTIDOTE TO MALARIA.
bold every wiiere53. Qlilce41 MnmivSuX Y.
GiUTHAiEOitWHi5KEns changed in.
Btantly to a GLossr Black by a slnglo
application of this DTE. Sold by Drug
Office, 44 Murrav Street, New York.
rrra iLtyuiii c? msruii eiseipis ran.
TO PORTLAND AND RETURN
ON THE "TELEPHONE,"
BANKING AND INSURANCE!
I. W. CASE,
Broker, Banker, and Insur
1VIOKIA. - OK 5 tilts.
OFFICE HOURS :
From 9 'o'clock A. M. until 3 o'clock P. M.
Camahaii & Co.
L W. CAaE,
IMPiRTK!lS AM) tlLrAhk AND
nMUL OIJALBtiS IN
''oruer CJii'iirpiui AnJ a.s 'ixr X
JOHN KOPP. - - - Proprietor.
Patronize Home Industry!
We supply as
GOOD A QUALITY OF BEER
As Any in the Market.
AT AS UEASOXABLK A IMIICE.
Tie North Pac ic B.wy Beer
Is Pure and Unadulterated.
It gives general Satisfaction and Is Furn
Isbca in Quantities to Suit.
Leave Orders Wltb Wm. Bock. G rmania
Saloon, or Cams. Evisnsox, next to Foard
Dally Delivery In Any Tart of the City.
A. B. THOMPSON,
FISH AND GAME MARKET
Fresh. Fish on every day's Steamer.
Tame Geese, Ducks. Turkeys and Chickens.
Wild Game of all kinds. Fresh and
Canned FruiK Butter, Eggs
STWill Sell at Low Prlccs.JS
TtrRS. E. C. HOLDEN HAS A FEW NICE
1SJL 1 v furnished rooms to rent at fire dol
lars per month and upward, and by the week
or night. "Enquire corner Main and Jeffer
The Small Boy' Composltfe
the Fellae Race.
Cats is an insect what has no wings
and has a long tail. It looks like
fishworms, only Oshworms hasn't
ot no hair on it like cats has. Cats
is black, and sets on back fentses and
buzzes its wines, which it hasn't got
any. Cats'es like locusts 'bout this,
skept locust'es got wings, an' cats
waves its take 'bove its head, and
don't set on trees. Cats was a
Nameriken invention made by Mr.
Pharaoh, of Egypt, Illinois, 'bout
one thousand years ago or so ; I ex
pect it has so or mabbe more so.
Anyway this man didn't get no
patent on cats, and they was copied
by some fulish man who carried 'em
to New Yorick where they have
ruled tilings at night with a tight
pair o' strings, fur some daze. Cats
has a hump back with long bristles
onto it. It has a pair o' lungs, which
extends clean back to its tail, which
is long. It uses all o' these yere
lungs in singin' low, sweet melodies
to the pail, water' mune, 'bout 1
o'clock in the morning. Cats some
times sits on the comb of a slippery
roof, an' sizen sobs an' squalls an'
strokes each others whiskers. Cats
uses two legs to set on, one to stand
on, an' tother to fan his partner with.
I know two cats which did this on
our woodshed. I guess they did it
because they thought they would
When I say this I don't mean
wood shed, but wood shed. I know
they got up there to shed, for Jack
and me found half a hatful of catfur,
an' a pocketful o' claws there the
next inornin.' Wonder why they
don't shed in the daytime? Must be
the mune had something to do with it.
Cats unlike the insecks, doun't
have no stingers. The bumblebee
has. I onc't caught a bumblebee an'
gave it to a cat. Cats don't like bees,
espeshly them what hez splinters in
ther talez, which this had. The
thing stung all the way down and
half way back again ; that cat run
about seventeen miles an' then drop
ped down by th? shady side of a
stayhack an' "quickly, without warn
in' he hastily died a sudden death
all at once, for want of breath.
Onct when Jack an' me was playin'
Gshin in our well with a tom-cat tied
to a string. Jack got hurt. He had
the cat down in the well, waitin' fur
a bite, an when his back was turned
it crawled up the brick an' clawed
the sap outen him. After that Jack
didn't fule with cats.
I once knew a man who was
wicked enough to throw a stove-lid
through a big tom-cat at night, an'
the very next day ho heard that his
grandmother had broken her leg in
New Orleans and several other
places, which proved how wicked
and sinful it is to disturb the critters ;
an' that's all I know about cats.
ScoflS Emulsion of Pure
Cod Liver Oil with llypophoiiphites.
For Bronchial Troubles and General
Debility. Thomas Bovnk, of Digby,
N.- makes the following statement:
"1 have been using Scott's Emulsion for
six months, and have derived more ben
efit from it than any other treatment, In
deed I believe it has saved my life, and
can honestly recommend it to any one
for bronchial trouble or any debilitating
A Scotch minister was once or
dered "beef tea" by his physician.
The next day the patient complained
that it made him sick. "Why, min
ister," said the doctor, "I'll try the
tea myself." So, putting some in a
skillet, he warmed it, and told the
minister it was excellent. "Man,"
said the minister, "is that the way
ye sup it?" "What ither way should
it be suppit? It's excellent, I say,
minister." "It may be gude that
way, doctor; but try it wi' the cream
and sugar, man ! Try it wi' that, and
then see boo ye like it!"
X Note of AdmlratloB.
The "Washington Post says: We ad
mire the stand taken by numerous
eminent physicians in changing the
mode of treatment of coughs and
colds, and publicly ndcrsing Bed
Star Cough Cure be- it is effica
cious, free from dangerous ingredients
and without morphia or opium. This
excellent remedy costs but twenty.
MURRAY & CO.,
And Dealers in
Special Attention Civento Filling
A FULL LINE CARRIED
And Supples furnished at Satis
Purchases delivered in any part of the city.
Office and Warehouse
In Hume's New Building on Water Street.
P. O. Box 153. Telephone No. 87. '"
THE GREAT RE&UUTOR
Are Yon Bilious?
The Hegulator never fails to cure. I most
cheerfully recommend it to all who suffer from
Bilious Attacks cr any Disease caused by a dii-
arranged state of the Liver.
Kansas Crrr, Mo. W. R. BERNARD.
Do You Want Good Digestion ?
aehe, etc. A nttghbor, cho had taken Simmons
Liver Regulator, told me it teas a sure cure for my
trouble. The first dose I took relieved me very
much, and in one teeek's time I teas as strong and
hearty as I ever teas. It is the best medicine
J ever took for Dyspepsia.
Rjchmokd.Va. H. G. CRENSHAW.
Do You Suffer from Constipation ?
Testimony of Hiram Warnsr, Chief-Justice of
trg. : " I have used Simmons Liver Regulator for
Constipation of ray Bowels, caused by a temporary
Derangement of the Liver, for the last three or
four years, and always leith decided benefit."
Have You Malaria ?
I have hod experience xeith Simmons Livet Regit,
later since 1865, and regard it as the greatest
medicine of the times for diseases pecu
liar to malarial regions. So good a medi'
tine deserves universal commendation.
REV. M. B. WHARTOK,
Cor. See'y Southern Baptist Theological Seminary.
Safer and Better than Calomel !
I hare been subject to severe spells of Congestion
of the Liver, and have been in the habit of taking
from 15 (o ao grains of calomel, which generally laid
me up for three or four days. Lately I have been
taking Simmons Liver Regulator, which gave me re
lief, ibithnut any interruption to business.
Middlbtort, Ohio. J. HUGG.
J. H. Zeilfn & Co., Philadelphia, Pa.
A. V. Allen,
Wholesale and Retail Dealer in
Gtass and Piatp.rJ Ware,
TIlOrSCAi. AND DOMESTIC
FRUJTS AND VEGETABLES.
Than any o'h
er axe made.
riority. It goei
Deep and Never
W. E. DEMENT & CO.
ASTORIA, - - - OP.EG(
Carry In Stock,
DRUGS, CHEMICALS, TOILET
I'n-scriptlons carefull) Cnmttfitindc
Astoria Wood Yard,
Near TruMngerVj Mill.
II llil) AND SOFT WOOD!
Having Just put In a
First Class Sawing Machine,
We can furnish
Sawed Wood Very Reasonable!
We sell a CORD and deliver n CORD!
FRANK L. PARKER,
And I.S.GRAUG, - Agents.
GERMANIA BEER HALL
florta Pacific Brewery
Five Cents a Class.
No inferior Beer sold at this place.
. 1 WILL
hjUPLEX Cut' Faster
FATunroAwaoJttL fa S I E R
NOTICE IS HEBEB Y GIVEN THAT THE
undersigned has filed m the County
Court of the state of Oregon for Clatsop
county, her final account as administratrix
of the estate of J. W. Kobb deceased, and
that the same has been 5et for hearing on
Monday, January 4th, 16S0. at the hour of
two o'clock, p. si.
WYATT & THOMPSON.!
FRESH AND CURED MEATS,!
Crockery and Glassware.
TVmi iE'eocS.. 3Erto,:
WHERRY & COMPANY,
Fresh and Cuml 3hatst
FRUITS, BUTTER, and EGGS.
OPPOSITE OCCIDENT nOTEJ..
:iIJBXA2IUS Street. AHteria. e-
3Ialntrcct, Astoria, Oi ego 11.
DERGMAX & CO.IMIOPIUKTOJKS
RESPECTFULLY CALL TIIE ATTEN
tion of the public to the fact that the
above Market will always be supplied with a
FULL VARIETY AND BEST QUALITY 1
fRESH AND CURED MEATS I I
Which will be sold at lowest rates, whole-)
"Special attention given to supplying
B. B. Franklin,
Marlaier aofl Cabinet Mater,
SF.XT TO THE AJSTOEIAX J1UII.DIXG.
EyAll work done in a skillful manner on
short notice at reasonable rates.
Will be allowed
On Time Deposits.
Drafts on all the leading Cities.
Wm. T. Coleman & Co..
Manager Banking Department,
Cilding, Banners, Oil Cloth Signs.
Fence Advertising, Price Marks, etc.
Shop and offlce on Cass street : Tike Bros.'
FKEE AND EASY!
A PLEASANT EVENING
Call and See
At his New Establishment next
to Jeff's ltestaurant.
-NOTHING BUT THE BEST"
Passed over the Bar.
A. GenernI Invitation Extended.
J. C ROSS,
First Class Hearse and Material (
Shop and Office on Main St, above Pioneer
G. A. STINSON & CO.,
At Capt, Sogers old stand, corner of Cass
and Court Streets.
Ship '-id Cannery, work, Horseshoeinp.
Wagons made and repaired. Good work
wa vw?r 1 r-iWxj jgz. ,ba
GRAND PRIZE PARIS 1878.
THEY HAVE BEEN AWARDED
AT THE VARIOUS '
THAN THE GOODS OF ANY OTHER
IN 1HK WORLD.
Quality can Always be Depended on !
Experiencefl f Meii Use no Otter ! l
HENRY DOYLE & CO.,
517 and 519 Market Street, - - - SAN FRANCISCO,
AGENTS FOit PACIFIC COAST.
Seine Twines, Eore and Wetting Constantly on Hand.
THE NEW MODEL
A FTJXL STOCK ALWAYS ON HAND
The Telephone Saloon.
The Finest Establishment of
the Kind in Astoria.
Especially fitted up for the Comfort and
Convenience of those who enjoy a
Social Gla s.
The Best of Wines nnd Liquors,
The Choicest Cigars.
Everything New and First-Class.
It. t. JEFFREY. Prop'r.
CoMi Transportation Copy.
Through Freight on Fast Time I
THE NEW STEAMEX
Which has been specially built for the comfort of passengers will leave
"Wilson & Fisher's Dock every
Monday,. Wednesday and Friday at 6 A.M. arriving at Portland ai 1 P.M.
Betumln; leaves Portland every
Tuesday and Thursday at 6 A. M. arriving at Astoria at ! P. M.
TAn additional trip will bo made on Rmnday of Each Week, leaving Portion d
at w u'eiacK wiwir jteraiHjf.
for Spund ports.
RANGE CAN BE HAD IN AS
TORIA ONLY OF
E, II, HAWES,
CALL AND EXAMINE IT. YOU
WHJ. BE TLEASED.
E. K. HAWES is also agent for the
Bit pleat Cooling Stove
And other first-clas Stoves.
Fornaco Work. Steam Fit
tings, etc, a specialty.
O. R. & N. CO.
Tickets to Portland nnd Return
For $2 50.
Good on any of the Company's boats
E. A. ISO YES,
Astoria, Nov. 23th, 1E85.
Passengers bj this route co&nejt at Kalama
u. B.sutrxr, rresiaentj