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en -as . . . - ' ' VOL. XXI Y, NO. 91 ASTORIA, OREGON, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 15, J 885. PRICE. FIVE CENTS. BUSINESS CAJIDS. TrvRw. A. L. and J. A. FIJITOZV Plijxicinnsmid Surgeons. Will give promnt attention to nil calls, ltoin any part of tlie cit or country. Onicc o er AllcnS Store, corner Cass and "Mliieinoi-iia streets, .Wuiin, Oirgou. Telephone No. 41. D (.FKAMv I'AK. I'liysloinn nml Snrscmi. onicc, Ronnie, over I). A. Mcintosh s store. KFicKlleuits: -ft loll .. ai. ; niosi'.si. Residence, opposite thc.Iohaiweii building XK. liOCKEEAUT. PHYSICIAN AND SUKGEO.W Okkicb: Coin Kiiilding, up stairs. As'.ona, Oiegou. :. . DOUKIS. IIKO. NllUM) )LAM) & DOKICZX. ATTORNEYS AT LAW. OftVe in Kinney's Block. ppoMte City Hall. A-stona. Oregon. O W. FULTON. . c. fui.tox. rrsrox EtcTGis:i:s. ATTOUNEYS AT LAW. Rooms 5 and C. Odd Fellows Building. "I KI.O F. I'AKHF.U VT SURVEYOR OF :itttH(p Oouniy nnd City or Astoria Olllce : X. E. comer Cass and Astor .sttcets, Room No. 8. J. " A. BOWMIY Attorney and Councilor at Iav, oniee on Chcnamus Street, Astoria. Oregon. FAY TIITTliE. 31. I. PHYSICIAN AND SUKGEON Okfice ltooms 1, 2, and 3 Pythian Build- ng. Residence On Cedai Street, back oJ St. Mary's Hospital. I V. HICKS. A. K j!IA. HICKS its SlilW. DENTISTS. Rooms ill Allen's Building, up stain, cor ner Cass and Squutn ,-ia streets. Astoila i iregon. O It. SPKIHU'V, NOTARY PUBLIC, Searoliorof TItIs. AbHtrnrter mill Convey ant tr. Olllce on Cass Street, S doors south f As toilau ofllce, Astoiia, Oregon. BANKING AND INSURANCE! I. W. CASE, Broker, Banker, and Insur ance Agent, ASTORIA, - OREGO.. OFFICE HOl'RS : From 5i o'clock A. M. until 3 o'clock I. M. AHEAD OF ALL COaiPETlTOKS! Capitol Flour, Manufactured on the Gradual Redur'iou S j .stem hy the Salem (Or.) Capitol Flour Mills Co.. limitijd J Is the only flour that ha taken First Prize three years in .succession at the rOKTLAXI 3IECIIAXIC6 FA I IE. Also at State Fair. One tiial issuflicient tocomiuce of its.supc i iority. See that Ihe word CAPITOL is on each sack GEORGE SII1EL. 8 Staik St., l'oi Hand Agent. WILSON & FISHER. Astoria Agents. HAVE YOU Amii to Sell? IX THE MATTER OF Rags, Bottles, Old Metal, or Junk of Any Sort, Will give yon the best price for it. Do You Want to Buy SHIP MATERIAL, From a Belaj lug Tin to a Hawser; from Block to an Anchor. You Can Get what You Want at FOAHD& STOKES. Headquarters at building, east end Water Street. Notice of Assignment. NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN TO ALL whom It may concern that the under sigued has been appointed assignee of the estate of M. D. Kant, an Insolvent : and all persons having claims against said insolvent, are requested to present the same to the as signee properly verified at his oftlce at P. A. Stokes & Co's, in the city of Astoria, Clat sop counts, .state of Oiegon, within three months from this date. PHILIP A. STOKES, Astoria, Septembers, 18S5. MM STOKES rafe.-THE GREAT T?m CURES Rheumatism, Neuralgia-, Sciaiica, Lumbago, Backache. Huntac!::. Toothache, forc Tli mat. SwcIIInc. Nfirnln, ItruUcu, J.ut-ti, Jval, Kru.t I!It, AT) All. 0711 EK liOIIILY IUI.VS .Oil AiUi.. S.J1 l.y DructfsiJ ail IV J - c rrrtbr-. ! tj ( .', lt(1c lliftiKislilllw; jfi Tin: c:i yki.us a. ck-flkic .. (ucrKir.tiA.M.HJLCu.&.0.) Ifcdliraurr. HA., t.. .... 1? just what its nams implies Purely Vegetable" Compound, thai acts directly -apoa the ier; curing the many diseases irycidenyto that im portant organ, and pirewsnting the nu merous ailmonts tifeparise from ifi deranged or rorpLkction, such as Dyspepsias Tdtfridice, Bfliousnes CosenessWlaria, Sicfheadache, RheujpaMMetc. It is therefore 2 3iismMr'f-Toliave GoodHealtl :hc Liver must be Kept in order." DE. SAKxOED'S LIVER INYIGOEATOE Invigorates the Liver, Kcgnlatcs the Bow- sis. Strcnuliicns t!:e Svstem. Purifies lhc Blooil . A iet ; D'riio'n, Prevents Fevers. is a liousL'hom JNccd. An Invaluable Family iilediciac for common complaints. DE. SAltFOSD'3 IIVZE dVIGOEATOS. An experience of Forty years, and TLo sands of Testimonials prove its JJcrit. FOU S U.K BV ALT. DEALERS IX 3rEDICrXtS For f'tll liiformanon fnd yonr addrrea for w i.-rIJ-Tok on the Liver and its di-ea-v.-."' u ' SM'ORD -1 -DUANS T SEW iOiK C1I? Men Think they know all about Mustang Lin iment. Few do. Not to know is not to have. Many a Lady is beautiful, all but her skin ; and nobody has ever told her how easy it is to put beauty on the skin. Beauty on the skin is Magnolia Balm. Citation. IN THE COrXTVCOUKT OF'I HE STATE ofo.vgon. forthfcotum of Clatop In the matter of the K-tati' of the minor heirs of .1. G. Coe dec-eased. To the next of kin to r.enj mini l'oi and Terry Coe, minors, ami all oliu-r-. mleiesti-d. viz: Mrs. Khabclh Coe, Menrv Coe. Mrs. Clara Overton, Keubeu 'u Ini'Coe, AUred Coe. Eliza Coe. Giivct Cm .las. W. We:li and I). H. W. icli, greeting : In the name of the state of Oregon. ou are hereby cited and required to appeal m the County Court of the state of Oregon, for the county of Clatop, at thoourt room thereof, at Astoria in theco.i it ofciitop on Mon day the JCth day of October, lfcS."i.at i o'clock in the afternoon of that dav. then and there to .show cause, if any. h a license .should not be granted for the vale or the two ninths Interest in the follow m real estate, to-wit : lots three 3 and four it in block thirtv (.TO) of the town now e:tv of Astoria as la.d out and recorded by. lohn Mi-Clure and tlie Do nation Iind claim of .1. G. Coe, dceas?d. Said two ninths interest being the interests of Benjamin Coe and Terrv Coe. minor heiis of.l. ;. Coe deceased. Ordered that this citation be published in Thk Dau.v Astoria?, r Astoria. Oregon. Witness : C. A. Mi-Gl'IUE. Judge of tlie County Court of the us. state of Oregon, for tlie count v rf Clatsop, with the seal of sahl c'-mrt alllxed this 8th da; of September, A. 1). lSSr. Attest: C..I.THENCHAKD, Clerk. Administratrix' Notice. NOTICE IS HEItEISY G I VEX THAT THE undersigned was on the 12th dav of September, ltsST., dulv apHiintcd by "the County Court of the state of Oregon, county of CIalsop,admmistrati 1 of tlie estateof Eric Melinc deceased. All persons havin-r claims against said esta'e are hercbv notified to piesent the .same properlj verified to me at the ofllce of the I. X. I.. Packing company at Af-toria. Oregon, within six month from this date. Mns. XATHALIA MEL1XE. Astoria. Oregon, Sept. iTtli. Ii5j. INVIGORATOR TRIALS OF A COLLECTOR, i Perils that a Small Man Encounters in STalJlns Debtors Pay Up. "Collecting debts for other people is a business that has its drawbacks'," said a man who for years had been making his livinjr at it. "Yo:; see that I am a very Miiall man. Well, I suffer for my snullness. You may notice a blue "tinge under my eye. It was as black as n sloe last week. I called upon a X:i-.-au street lawyer, who owed a .Jersey City tailor $41) for a suit of clothes. uul iutim:itd. verv respectfully that I bail come for the money. Ydu will scarcely credit it, but he kicked me down two ilights of Ftairs, and Huiij; me into the street. I fell on my face, and it was not his fist, but a 'paving tonc that black ened my eye. Of rnurse, I made all the resistance I could, but what chance would I have air.iinst a jircat six-footer, such as he was? Yes, I am often ill-used much in the same way, and I find it never pays to call the jiolice, or to look to the law for satisfaction. The bet way is to grin and bear it. lire men" would be much more successful as collectors than small ones. L suppose John L. Ful li van would recover the amount of the bill every time; but large men won't j;o into the business, as a rule; so we are nearly all small, and are savagely abused. "The debts I am sunt to collect arc mostly very bad debts, indeed. I classify them in their decrees of bad ness. If I have to ask a burly ruffian for the amount of a bill that be has already refused to pay, why, I expect to be rewarded with at least half of it if I recover the money. Nobody but myself pays my doctor's bill if things go hard with me. In more promising cases, of course, I am satisfied with a smaller sum. Occasionally I have luck. A month ago I recovered $G00 that seemed a hopeless debt. The man who paid it was drunk at the time, and had just been left a fortune by his aunt, 1 received $:S09 out of it, and took a rest for a few days, as 1 generally do when I get a windfall ; but I am usually as oor as a crow. "I never have the slightest expec tation of collecting money the first time 1 ask. But constant dripping of water will wear away a stone, and alter i nave called about twenty times the debtor, if he is not a vio lent fellow, finds that his life is be coming a burden to him, and the num ber of lies he has told in making ap Kintmcnts with me, and then keep ing out of the way, only, of course, to meet me the next day or the day after with a flimsy explanation and another bogus appointment, begins at last to weigh upon his conscience, however depraved it may be. Then perhaps ho pays, either by installments, which is the worst possible way, both for him and for me. or in a lump sum. "No. sir! Tf I had a son I would not bring him u: to be a collector of debts." Can Wo Afford to be Uoncst? Parson Bangle became disgusted with the untruthfulness of mankind, and preached a vigorous sermon in denunciation of society falsehood. Ho declared that lies told out of polite ness were just as wicked as those told with the deliberate intention of de cetving. In fact, these society lies gotsfxriksinto the habit of lying, and they readily pick up the other kind. The sermon made a great impression. JIany of the congregation resolved to reform. Coming out of the church, Deacon Jones said to Judge Badger, who sits in front of him : "Judge, I hope you didn't mind my putting my feet under your pew?" The judge was about to reply, "Oh, certainly not;" but he thought of tha sermon, and answered: "I did, though ; your old hoofs took up all the room, and were a fearful nuisance." 'Well," said the deacon, "the hair il you use smells so, it nearly forced us to leave the pew." They glared at each other, and just then Mrs. Badger and Miss Jenkins caioe along. Miss Jinkins had asked "How do you like my new bonnet?" "Oh, I thought it justjove " replied Mrs. B., and then she thought of the sermon, and continued, "No, I didn't either. It is a horrid thing, I wouldn't be seen with it." And Miss Jinkins got mad and replied, "Well, if I were you, I'd not wear dirty stockings to church: and if I did, I'd keep 'em out of sight" While these honest conversations were going on, Mrs. Smith had said to the next door neighbor, Mr. Murray, "I hope the crying of our baby la'st night didn't disturb you?" And Murray replied, "No that is yes, I wanted to brain the brat." And then Mrs. Smith called him a wretch, and wept. Then the clergyman came out and asked young Symonds how he liked the sermon. Symonds said, "It was a grand ef er no, parson, it was blamed nonsense." "55r?" said the parson, and he drewhimseK up indignantly. Just then Smith and Murray, after telling each other some truth, clinched, and Deacon Jones was try ing to hold Miss Jinkins from scratch ing Mrs. Badger. It took tremen dous efiorts to stop the rows and pre vent a scandal, and, as it was, every booy went away mad with every body else. The parson went homo and meditated in a gloomy frame of mind for three hours, and finally con cluded that society lying was wicked ; but ho wouldn't preach against it agin. It's altogether too handy a sin to be given up. Short and Crisp. "Young gentlemen," said the lec turer in chemistry, "coal exposed tc the elements loses ten per cent, of iti weight and heating power. This is duo to the action of the alkali constit uents of " "But what if there is a dog sleeping near the coal, Professor?" "None of j'our levity, young man. This is a serious matter." "That's what dad thought when seventy-two per cent, of his coal pile disappeared during three nights of exposure. Then he asked my advice as a student in chemistry, and I told him to buy a dog. He bought a dog, with bay-window teeth and the string halt in " his upper lip, and now we don't lose one per cent, of our coal a month. That's the kind of a practi cal chemist I am. Now go on with your theorj." Yes, yes, my son, I know. Sun day school lemonade is awfully thin. But then it isn't half so thin as the jokes that are made about it. That way out, please. Straight to the right, mind the step, it's rather dark. Ah, there he goes down the elevator well. Another good humorist gone wrong. "I am going to bring home some table sauce from down town." "Judging from your uncomplimen tary remarks at meals I should say that such a proceeding would be no novelty." "Well, I want it bottled." "So do I." "The more you fill a barrel, the more it will weigh," said the teacher. "Please, ma'am, is they any ex ception ter this rule?" asked an urchin. "None whatever. Everything you put in the barrel adds weight to it." "I know an exception," broke in Bobby Sharp. "I guess not. What it it?" "Well, ma'am, the more holes you put in a barrel, the lighter it gets." "Sweet things are very bad for you dear," said a fond mother to her little 6-year old boy, who had the end of a fasl waning stick of candy in his mouth. "And is sweet things bad for papa, too?" asked the innocent child, re leasing the stick from his mouth for only an instant. "Yes," said the mother. "I thought so," replied the boy, as the last end of the stick disappeared. "Why did you think so, my boy?" "Because lie always goes out when you begin to sing "Sweet Violets.' " If that boy lives he may manipulate the bones some night. Mistress "I wish you to do some sweeping to day." Maid "To-morrow is my day off, mum, and 1 never lets myself get tired the day before, because then I can't take no enjoyment when I gets out, mum." "Oh, well, do it day after to-morrow, then." "The day after bein' out I am allers tired, muni." After the marriage of Miss Lillian Sniggs, of Dallas, the bridal party partook of a sumptuous banquet, toward the end of which a younger brother of the bride got up, and said solemnly, raising his glass: "Ladies and gentlemen, I have ta propose a toast, which, however, must be dnink standing. Please take your glasses and rise up." The guests, although somewhat be wildered, did so." "Now," said the young scapegrace, "if you will remain standing for a few minutes I'll find out who has been sit ting on my new stovepipe hat." They were telling some pretty tough stories, and presently his turn came. "Yes," he began, clearing his throat, "jHjopie lose their lives some times in the foolishest sort o' way. I recollect an Irishman, poor fellow, who some years ago sat down on what he s'posed was a keg o' black sand to smoke his dudcen. After finishin' the fust pipe he got up an' knocked the live ashes right into tho keg." "Many killed besides him?" asked a breathless listener. "Many what?" "Killed blown up." "Oh, there wasn't no explosion, nuthin' explosive 'bout black sand." Thnt Dirtjr Dandrnff. Dandruff is dirty and disagreeable in every way. It soils the clothing continually, and is accompanied by a hardly less annoying sensation "of itching. The scalp is diseased. There is nothing in the world so thoroughly adapted to this trouble as Parker's Hair Balsam. It cleanses and heals tho scalp, stops the falling hair and restores its original softness, gloss and color. Is not oily, highly per fumed, an elegant dressing. Very economical, as only a small occasion al application keeps the hair in per fect condition. In Eostov, Russia, there is a socie ty of child mnrderers, who, acting as nurses, poison children to spare them the troubles of life. Moving day is generally dreaded by the head of the house. Trying to carry a bureau up stairs while your wife stands by and tells you not to scratch the paper on the wall, gener ally brings a pain in the back, but it can easily be enred by St. Jacobs Oil. lhe XXat. One of the church-wardens was ob served to cast uneasy glances toward anindividual wearing a sailor jacket and cap of a seafaring and jaunty appearance, which latter surmounted a clean-shaven face and closely-cut hair. After a little while he ap proached the sailor laddie and whis pered audibly : "Can't you take off your hat? Is there any reason why you can't take off your hat?" By the discomfited look of the ques tioner as he returned to his seat, and the appearance of the rest of the cos tume as the wearer of the hat walked out of church at the conclusion of the service, it was evident that the whis pered reply was, "I am a girl !" A rich man, who had been to a poker party, dreamed that night he had a "straight flush," but had six cards. In tlie attempt to throw awav the sixth card he struck his wife on the nose, Jwho, being aroused and confused, asked : "Did you call?" "Call, thunder! I raised you;" then, becoming wide awake and ashamed of himself, added, "but I am sorry I did it, my dear ; it was an accident." Little Polly has a neighbor who has a little donkey team, in which she often has a nice ride. One day as she was sitting with her mamma the donkey was heard to bray, and Polly, looking up said : "Mamma, I like the donkey ; but I don't like to hear him donk." SuiLon's Cunn will iminediatulv relieve Croup, Whooping Cough, anil uroucintis. Sold by W. E. Dement & C MAKKETS. WYATT & THOMPSON. DEALERS IX FRESH AND CURED MEATS, CHOICE GROCERIES, PROVISIONS, Crockery and Glassware. 3MC13JL Foeca., jE3to. STAR MARKET" WHERRY & COMPANY, Fresh and Cured Meats, S7'g getables , FRUITS, BUTTER, and EGGS. OPPOSITE OCCIDENT HOTEL. CHK.YAMITS Street. Astoria, Off. Washington Market. Jlaln Mrcrt, Astoria, Ore-son. ISKIM.'M AX A. CO. 1'ltOl'ftIKTOItS KKSI'EGTFULLY CALL THE ATTEN thm or the public to the fact that the above Market will always be supplied w Ith a FULL VARIETY AND BEST QUALITY OF FRESH AND CURED MEATS ! I Which will be sold at lowest rates, whole sale ami retail . PSrStxkll nttmitinn trivon In cnnT-in. ships. $67,000,000 Capital! Liverpool and London and Globe North British and Mercantile Of tomlou and Edinburgh. Old Connecticut of Hartford AXD COMMERCIAL OF CALIFORNIA Fire Insurance Companies. Representing a Capital of S67, OOO OOO. B. VAN DUSEN Acent. Noiice of Administratrix. NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT THE underMtnied was on the Sml day of September 1SS appointed administratrix of tlie estate of O. I). Young, deceased. All per sons ba Im; claims against said estate are herebv notified to present the same, verified as by law required, to mo at my residence on John Days River In Clatsop county, Or egon, within six months from this date. LUCY C. YOUNG. Administratrix. Astoria, Oregon. September 29, 1SS5. G. A. STINS0N & CO., BLACKSMITHING, At Capt. Rogers old stand, corner of Cass and Court Streets. Ship and Cannery work. Honeshoeln?. Wagons made and repaired. Good work guaranteed. To Rent. FINE BUSINESS OFFICE. CENTRAL ly located. Apply at this Office. ARBOUR'S: Irish Flax Threads HAVE NO EQUAL ! m lOT asm- J VV MraXtfifl J GRAND PRIZE V THEY HAVE BEEX AWARDED HIGHER PRIZES AT THE VARIOUS International Expositions TIIAX THE GOODS OF ANY OTHER THREAD MANUFACTURERS IN THE WORLD. Quality can Always be Depended on ! Exwiert fiiilse i Other ! HENRY DOYLE & CO., 5 1 7 and 5 1 9 Market Street. - - - SAN FRANCISCO, AGKXT8 FOR PACIFIC COAST. Seine Twines, Rope and Netting Constantly on Hand. The Telephone Saloon. The Finest Establishment of the Kind in Astoria. Especially fitted up for tho Comfort and Convenience of those who enjoy a Social Glacs. The Best of Wines and Liquors, The Choicest Cigars. Everything New and First-Class. It. I JEFFREY. Proir. Magnus C. Crosby Dealer in HARDWARE, IRON, STEEL, iron Pipe and Fittings, STOVES, TINWARE AND HOUSE FURNISHING GOODS SHEFT LEAD STRIP LEAD SHEET IRON, Tl23i AND Oo;p37. Cflliirtia TransBortation Coijaiy. FOE PORTLAND! Through Freight on Fast Time! TI1E JiEW STEAMER TELEPHONE Which has been specially built for the comfort of passengers will leave Wilson & Fisher's Dock every Monday, Wednesday and Friday at 6 A.M. arriving at Portland at 1 P.M. Returning leaves Portland every Tuesday and Thursday at 6 A. M. arriving at Astoria at 1 P. M. tAn additional trip will bo made on Sunday of Each WeeJt, leaving Portland at o o clock Sunday Hlornln-r. Passengers bj this route connect at Kalama for Sound ports. u. B. SCOTT, Presidenti S PARIS 1878. The Gem Saloon. The Popular Resort for Astorians. For the Finest of Wines and Liquors Go to THE GEM SALOON. ALEX. CAMPBELL. - - PROPKIETOR J. H. D. GRAI, Wholesale and retail dealer In. GROCERIES, FLOUR, AND FEED Hay, Oats, Straw, Wood, Etc. LIME, SAND AND CEMENT. General Storage and Wharfage on reason able terms. Foot of Benton street, Astoria, Oregon. WIS. EDGAR, Dealer In Cigars, Tobacco and Cigarettes' Meerschaum and Brier Pipes, GENUINE ENGLISH CUTLERY Revolvers and Cartridges. CORNER MAIN AND CHENAMUS ST3.