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H'5f!!.,tJr-i X C "srviKfit ir J$ -'- sLT.wrtr. ,.. i .5 V S. JZTi: zMUZ0- -5ry-";iWSi - - WJ 't--r- - - xi i -"-fvii: " - - -.. -111- tfsssrass ;.JV77. '!.."'." ASTORIA, OREGON, TUESDAY, OCTOBER. 6, J 885. PRICE. FIVE CENTS. pm re7-- - - s-f ..z:?r I v V(YI. XTV NO. K3. --"---- j BrSlSEPS CA1IDS. Vlsi- A. U atd .J. A. KITETOX JEirifIaKs and Si: !:;'.. Will plve i)rom:t attention !o :ll , om any juit of the t-ity oi oonnirj. Oiliee ovt Allen's N.re. comer Cn--:iifiiiiqii:i street-., .W'ri.i, Ougon. JVIeplr.iiit No. II. AlU I) . I'KASK !.". tV.tv. Kooinfi, over I). A. Mrlnnwh .-!!. iiKriCK IIoii:s:-9 toll ..J!.;-3i5i'.X. StiMdence, opposite tho JolmiiM'ii laillin;i -K. WICKIIAKT, PHYSICIAN AND SUliUKOX. Ol'KlflC: ii'll RlllM.II; (('Oil. up stair. Ao-iia. i.w)ii!;i; !XJ. ol."M ATIOUXKYS A 'I I.A'Y. t:V.v m KltiJit '. !51i-k, iLill. Astoria. Oregon. pjHtsS: Ot W. Klll.lt N. , c. i ri.noN. A rnKN12V8 AT LAW. i:oi.in.riaiii .Oill Kellour.nile.niir. G 1CI.O V. IAHKF.H, SURVEYOR OF Clutnoji r.uiiiiy ami Ciy f Aslssria Oflioo :-N. Iv. coiner C.i--s ami A-tloi .sMeet-, Koom No. 8. J. l. A. BOIVIittY. Attnrut-y iintl 5'nutifS I5r U laiv. Otlke on Clien.muis Street. Astoria. Oieon. fAV TSm'S-Si . I. PHYSIOI.VH AND SUIKJfiOJN OKFiCK-Uooms 1,2. and 3. Tytliian r.iiiW- i'E- Rksidknck )n t'etlar Stieel. back ol St. Mary's Hospital. l P. HIOKS. A.K.3IIV. IllCIiS & SKI W. DCNT1S1S. ltounis in Allen's IJtnMinir. up Mairs n.i iter Cavs anl SiueiiiMiu:i Mteet. AwOsm Oregon. R." HtKIV.V. NOTAUY Pl'lJMC. oiirrlicror Titlcx. Alistrai'li-r r.m C'oHveyam r. Olllce on C.is.s St r h'I . " tloort sonUi of As tnrlan office, Asloii-i, Oregon. BANKING AMD INSURANCE ! I. W. CASE, Broker, Banker, and Insur- ance .1STOUIA. cnt. oE;s:a. Ol'TICK HOI TuS : From y o'clock A. M. nutil 3 o'clocK 1. M. AHEAD OF ALL OOaIPET'TOIIS! Capitol Fionr5 Manufactured on the (Ji-ultial Kciliifion SyMcmby Hie Salem (Or.) Capitol Flour Kills Co.. l.IUlTKllJ Is the only flour that lias taken Tirsl Vrin' three years in jucccvs!on at the IOUTliAX! MKCHAXIC'tJ i'AStf. Also at State Fair. One trial is Mifllclcnt toconvir.ee of itssnj.e lioiitj'. Fee t hat tlis word CA1MT0L is on each sai k GE0nK.HIE1..8.Staik.St., I'dtlaiiil Agei.l. WILSON & FISIIEK. Astoiia Agents. HAVE YOU Anyli to Sell? JN THE MATTKK OF Rags. Bottles, Old ftfietah or Junk of Any Sort, FOAM & STOKES Will give you the best price for it. Do You Want to Buy SHIP MATEKI ilL, From a Belaying Pin to a Haw-er; from Block to an Anchor. You Can Get what You Want at POABD& STOKES. Headquarters at building, east end Water Street. Notice of Assignment. NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN TO ALL whom It may concern that the under signed has been appointed assignee of the estate of M. D. Kant, an Iiifo vent : and all persons having claims against -aid iiwihent, are requested to present the same to the as rfgneo properly veriOod at his oflice at r. A. Stokes & Co's. In the city of Astoria. Clat sop county, state of Oiegon, within three months from this date. PQILIP A. STOKES. Astoria, September 2, 1885. WWJP'fffllS1 fill IfewMt till &5fei CURES Rheumatism, HeuraIp:a,Scjalsca. Lui?ua$jO. CacVsd:c, Headsc'iS.Tcsyiacbe, Jv.s llirout, BtTtlSipr1- r-rJ)'.. Brni-cs lluraf, Nc-!. rro-t Iiitos m am. oral r M:t!LT r-n-1 am akii . S.n.i- IVnrrl'lt an J T . '."1i - . Ji-v TIiK II i.r S . "f.:!.t.J.i: tl. " B f 5 a 2fa EPS tfi ??5H J rr.UVi a ae&ts 15 jgsl rliat its name unp.'.uj ; z Purely Vegetable Compound, thai acts directly upon thelyer ; curino the many diseases ipxtee-mo that inx. portant organ, and piteKiLing the nu merous aumsiiLS lAim ansc from its deranged or tDrrJclion, such as Dyspepsi Tr-dice, Uiliousnessj CosenessXIvMariajSicIc-lieadaclie. Rlieiimaifeni etc. It is therefore iutsnMhAr"Toliavc dco&Healtl :he Liver must he l:cpt in order.' DB. SA2TT0EI)'3 LIV3E IKTIGOrcATOE' nvisorates the Liver, Hep tilatcs the lZovr sl. Sfrcisrthcrssihe Svjslcm, Purifies the BJooil.A'M '!?' "?i;on,1,rcvonl8Fcvci& Is a IionsehfJia iNCcd. An Jisvalaaijic Patnlly jrcJicine for common complain! . D. BAirrOSE3 LFv'SS KTTIGOHAICIL Anerstricnec cf Forty years, and Tho-z tanos'tf Ttvtinioauils prove its Ihrit. vow ? T.n i.v at.t, t.k T.i:ns ix jinnicr;m Fr f:'l laf.wra'-ion ht1 yor wWrt- f r 3ft t c-a t'x I . 11 '.1M t.-,' SIGI.D S-i OTTiK T "ioas. a: Men Think they know all about Mustang Lin iment. Few do. Not to know is not to have. Many a Lady is beautiful, all but her skin ; and nobody has ever told her how easy it is to put beauty on the skin. Beauty on the skin is Magnolia Balm. nr. E AMERICAN SHIP "JOHN T.BEKRY IS NOW !.IAI1N SALMON From Astoria to Liverpool. lor rales of freight ami insurance npplj to MEYMIf, VI1.M)N & CO.. Portland, Or. J. E. MAETIET. Candies; Fruits. Foreign and Bomsitic. Every Variety cf Fruit ia Season. Squemo.iua VI reel Nest Door to llio Gem Saloon. Noiice. mHE TAX LIriT AND A.-SES.-MI'XT J: roll of scho.il district No. 1. Astoria, ('hil.son count v. Oreuon. Is now in my hands for collection, and will remain wi (h me for slty davs fronnlatc, after which time said taxes will he delinquent. Parties iuteittsted pleas laKe nninv. 1 . G.miSTLEi:, Clerk Disl. No. 1. AsJoii.i, Aiuat-t 13th. 18s.. Noiice of Administratrix. TWJOTICE IS HEUEBV GIVEN THATTIIR La undcr-mncd was on the SJml day of September lS-Sj appointed administratrix of the estato or O. I). Young, deceased. All per son1? having claims against w.l estate an herehv notified to present the same, verified as by iaw requited, tome at my residence on .lohn Dav's Hiver in Clatsop count, Or egon, within si months from this date. LUCY C. YOUNG. Administratrix. Astoria, Oregon, September IS, 1SS3. aBSfSSfcg rsE-'iVlfe IKE F &2 BUTTEIWIAKING. Bill Xyo TVritcs Learnedly on this l'artlcnlarly Tine Art. Butter is the mature fruit of the full-blown cow. It is the greatest efiort of her life. The cow toils not, neither does she spin, yet I say unto you that Solomon in all his glory could not beat her on hand-made, or rather milkmaid, butter. This subtle joke I have repaired and newly up helstorcd for use during the winter. Butter comes from the cow in a liquid state. It is quite a trick to win her confidence so that she will yield it up to a total stranger. I once j sought to woo the lacteal fluid from the milk retort of a large speckled cow to whom I was a com- I those blooded cows that look as though they have been cut out of a sheet of taier with a pair of scissors. She was a low cow, with coarse instincts, I born in obscurity. ! Her brow was low, but she wore her tail high and she was haughty, oh, so naughty, mo young man who had hitherto acquired the milk from this cow desired one evening to hie him away to a neighboring village where he might trip the light bom bastic toe till the wee sma' hours anentthe twa.' (Quotation from a poet who was a poor speller.) Ho wanted me to milk his large, speckled plcbian cow, and I Baid I would. The movement was certainly ill-advised. I undertook to do as I had agreed, but failed. From the moment I en tered her stall and made a common place remark to her, I knew our ac quaintance would not lead to a warm attachment. Somehow I felt con strained and uneasy in her society from the moment we met until loving friends pulled me through the stable window and brought me back to con sciousness. I shall never undertake to milk a strange cow again until the sign is right. So far the sign has not been right. I might be sent on a polar expedi tion and get stranded on an iceberg, with no other alternative but to milk a cow or eat an old friend, but I should hate to tackle the cow unless the friend was a very old friend, in deed. Butter is produced by expunging the juice from a rare and costly chem ical known as cream. Cream is the bead on the milk. Milk is known as dry and extra dry. A good milkman will always ask" you whether you want your milk wet or otherwise. An old well digger named Grady told me about going over into South ern Indiana at one time to dig a well for a man named Withum. AVithum was said to be very close. He was the most contiguous man in Indiana. His wife used to skim the- milk on one side and then turn it over and skim the bubbles off. It was a con stant struggle between Withum and his wife to see who would be the meaner. The first day that Grady was there they had a round ball of butter about as big as a lemon and as hard as Pharaoh's heart. The butter-knifo had a handle that would turn every time any one tried to get a lick at the butter, and the little round ball would flop over on the other side and smile. Now and then a hired man would reach over his own knife and make a slash at the butter, but the butter, confident of its own strength, would tip over with a dull thud, and the man would heave a sigh and give it up. Then another farm hand would make a wild dash at it, but burst into tears and quit. Finallv Gradv, who had watched this performance several days, jabbed his fork down through the middle of the yellow chunk, and successfully cut it in two. In the center was a small, solid wooden lop. "There," says Grady, "I've found what lb blamed thing is wound on, anyhow." Why ho DIdu't rail. Last spring an Indiana man started a bank in a town in Dakota, and about the 1st of October, having se cured deposits to the extent of $23, 000, a notice was one morning posted on the doors of the bank reading : "Temporarily closed hoixs to pay the depositors in full." The banker wanted to test the temper of the pub lic previous to a big scoop. In tho course of half an hour the door was kicked in. tho offico gutted, the banker stepped on until he was sev- j entcen feet long and only two inches thick, and the chap who had held a revolver to his car jovially remarked : "Now, then, my friend, we givo you just five minutes to unlock that safe and count out the slugs to depositors in full." The depositors were paid in full, and the banker has come Fast in search of more civil people. Experience may be a dear teacher," remarked a clergyman, as the contri bution box was returned to him empty; "but the members of this particular flock who have experienced religion nave accomplished it at a very trifling cost. The choir will sing fcMhW ana Sh vs rirdor l.n ..i-.. :ii. 1 :n: n. to save unnecessary wear on the or gan." The people of Barton county, Ga., tire reported to he highly pleased vith the condition of affairs in that place since prohibition has been adopted. Street fights now very rarely occur, while in general, to quote a Southern journal, " every thing is rolling along as smooth as a Etreain of oil." TV'lt anil Iluinor. At the mouth 'of a Cornish mino there is this advice : "Do not fall down this shaft, as there are men at work at the bottom of it." The people of Philadelphia appear to be pretty well protected in one particular. The water of the Schuyl kill river is too muddy to mix with the milk. President Caldwell once told his fair charges to "light their lamps of knowledge at tho pure fountain of truth." He must have had in mind an oil well. "Was Rome founded by Eomeo?" inquired a pupil of the teacher. "No, my son," replied the wise man ; "it was Juliet vtho was found dead by Komeo." "Do you drink?" said a temper ance reformer to a beggar, who had implored alms of him. "Yes, thank you, sir," returned the candid pau per; "where shall we go?" A satisfactory servant: Lady "You have no b'eaus, cousins or men to bother around, I hope?" Servant (seeking a place) "iSary a won, mum, ownlv an owld baste of a hus band !" Important passenger: "Say, pilot, what's the boat stopped for?" Pilot : "Too much fog." I. P. : "But I can see the sky overhead." P.: "Wal, 'til the biler busts we ain't a-goin' that way." Class in social economy : Professor "Mr. Meninges, what would you suggest as the iirbt step necessary to the discouragement of divorces?" Mr. Meninges "Fewer marriages." Brown "Yes, I'm going to take a short trip through the South. Idon't care so much about it myself. I only go to please my wife, you know." Fogg "Ah! I see. You leave Mrs. Brown at home, then?" Enfant terrible: "Say, Mr. Snobby, can you play cards?" Snebby: "Why, no, .lohnny, I can't plav verv well." E. T.: "Well, then 'you'll better look out, for ma says if Emma plavs her cards well she'll catch you." A: "Look at old Pfennigfuchscr, the banker. How queer he walks; what leni: strides he takes I" B: "That's his stinginess." A: "Stingi ness? Nonsense!" B: "It is noth ing else, lio does it to save lus shoe-leather." Ho wrapped hisjilstor round hi? water pipe Thon gaily warbled ho, "Hear how'she Hows!" Morn came. Tho plnmbsr cried, "My wealth is ripe; 1 m pained to lcara that this hero thing is froze." "What amused me most at the opera," said an Arab chief, who had been taken to hear "Faust, ""was one of the musicians in the orchestra seated a little higher than the rest, who pcrfotmed on an invisible in strument with a stick." A very orthodox animal Bishop. "Doesn't shy, eh, Mr. Perkins?" Horse-dealer "Shy? Never! Stop, my Lord. I must be .honest with you. I did know him" to shy once, but that was at a Salvation" Army passin' by." (Bishop buys horse at once.) The "course of true love," traced by letters in a breach of promise suit, read in this man: "Dear Mr. Smith," "My dear John," "My darling John," "My own darling Jack," " Mv dar ling John," "Dear John," "Dear sir, M "Sir," and all was over. Edwin (who is fond of lecturing his future bride): "Well, good-bye, Angie. I don't know how it is, but I always seem to leave you m tears." Angelina (tenderly, through her sobs): "I I I'd sooner you would leave me in tears, love, '"than never leave mo at all." "So they had a row, eh?" "Yes; for all the world like a couple of cos termongers." "Well?" "They agreed to measure swords.'" "And then?" "They measured them, as they had determined." "And which of them got hurt?" "Neither; they found them too long!" Robinson (at the window) Hullo ! There goes that woman Brown's so dead sweet on ! Mrs. K. (rushing up with excitement) Where ? v. h o ? where? What, that in the gray Why, George, how ridiculous you are! That's his wife! Bobihsoh Exactly, my dear ! Monk Lewes was shedding tears in his soup at the Duchess' table, when a mend, observing him, said: "Lewes, what are you crying about?" "Oh," said Lewes, "the Duchess spoke to me so kindly." "Don't cry my dear fellow," said the friend, "I dare say she didn't mean it." "Father, what is a luxury?" asked little Johnnie the other night, as he wrapped himself round tho parlor stove. "A luxury? Why, it's something wo don't really need, you know a thing we can do without." "Well, then," replied the logical youth, "what a luxury a mosquito net must be in winter." That Dirty nandralT. Dandruff is dirty and disajrreeahle in every way. a, sons me cioiuiujj ' ?; -1?..-. hardly less annoying sensation of itching. The scalp is diseased. There is nothing in the -world so thoronghly adapted to this trouble as Parker's Hair Balsam. It cleanses and heals the scalp, stops the falling hair and restores its oriinnal softness, glos3 and color. Is not oily, highly per fumed, an elegant dressing. Very economical, as only a small occasion al application keeps the hair in per fect condition "Sot tho Popular Horn, The trumpet is a universally pop ular musical instrument, and appears to have been known in all ages and all countries. It is said to have de- . rived its name from turbo, a shell. It ; is constructed in modern times sev- ' eral feet in length, doubled up in a i paracolic lorm anu sounuea uy a mouUipiece. The trumpet has alwavs played a prominent part in battle, as an alarm or summons ; few things are more inspiriting than a flourish of trumpets. The old Eastern custom of proclaiming decrees or public notices with tho sound of the trumjiot has bequeathed us the vulgar saying with regard to a loud, boasting "per "per eon: "Is his trumpeter dead ?" The twin brother of the trumpet, the horn, owes its origin to the custom of blow ing through the hollow horn of an animal. Procrastination is liu thief of tin. . is a proverb that can 1j illustrated in many ways. A slight aching in ti.i limbs or joints is fell, and dolay i.j treatment may bring about a scverr attack of rhematisni. In nil sneh cases use St Jacobs Oil. It banishes every pain. Ar" vim ir.Mle m:t raliSc b !. get!ti.(,on:i;aiit)ii.Iiz.ij!Tj-."l.if ' appetite. Yellow .skin'.' SiitluhV V..... i7or is t po-.itho !. Korsnlo l. W . E. lVlllrV.t A1ARK.STS. WYATT &THOBPS DEALEUSIN FRESH AND CURED MATS,' CHOICE eHOCEKIES, PROVISIONS. rockoi-v sind Glassware. V .. T&UL eed., "HJto, STAR MARKET.-! VHSKRY gOISPAiSY, . If-vsh and Ciii'tMl lUt-als, "3?"o gro-fcrHolos , FHUITS, BUTTER, and EGGS. OPPOSITE OCCIPIA'T i.Ot t-J 2: :-. iri'S Nlree!. Axrurix:. Hx. Washington Market. 1:it!i Hire!, - .llorin. Otcsou. IJe-'MJIEA:-. rC.eM'Ol'KU'TOStS OESPKCTITLLY CALL THE ATTEX that tho JL. tlou r the nubile to the fact that the alum Market uill always hcsupplled with a PILL VVKIKTY AN!) P. EST QUALITY --. n-- aKD CUftEB :V.EAT . ! Which will ho solil at lowest ralt'S. uhole xiieasul retail. Jdw"Siecial attention given to Mipplyuig ship-.. $67,000,000 Capital! Liverpool and London and Globe, BTorth British and mercantile Of Loudon and Edinburgh. Old Connecticut of Hartford AM) COMMERCIAL OF CALIFORHIA Fire Insurance Companies, Kepr.'-.'Pfut' a fapH.il or $67,000 000. P. VAN DUSKS'. Awnt ASTORIA !HON WORKS. Ub-.TO? HlKKKT, N'KAlt I'AIIKKU Ullt'SK, ASTOU1A. - OKKCON. GENERAL MACHINISTS AND BOILER MAKERS. LANMIASiffl&IES Boiler Work, Steamboat Work and Cannery work a spe cialty. Ofa'.l Descriptions made to Orrir at Short Notice. A. D. "Vass, President. .1. 0. II ustlkr, Secretary, r. W. Cask, Treasurer, jonx Fox.Superintendent. For Sale. A COMFORTABLE FIVE ROOMED house and lot, well situated. Cash takes a bargain. Inquire at this office. 1 ? FISSFi0 ft S tffc FAIR I R a .'a. "iuf" lull ("illSlli I " HOffL. 11U LUUnL i v issltl i-JTS ft. -r GRAND PRIZE PARIS 1878. THEY HAVE BEEN AWARDED HIC3HER PRIZES V. AT THE VARIOUS Ixf esmaii ioraai Expositions THAN THE QOODiS OF ANY OTHER THREAD MANUFACTURERS IN THE WORLD. tjualiiycan" Always be Depended on ! Experienced M i Other ! HENRY DOYLE & CO., 517 and 519 Market Street, - - - SAN FRANCISCO, AGi'.XTS FOft PACIFIC COAST. Seine Twines, Rope and Netting Constantly on Hand. Tho Telephone Saloon. The Finest Establishment of the Kind in Astoria. Especially tittcil up for the Comfort ami Convenience of those who enjoy a .Social (ll.vs. The Boht or Wines ami Liquors, The Choicest Cigars. Everything New and First-Class. IB. T JEFFKEY. Prop'r. Magnus C. Crosby Dealer in HARDfABS, IRON, STEEL, Iron Pipe and Fittings, STOVES, 7IRVARE AXD HOUSE FURNISHING GOODS 8HEFT LEAD STRIP LEAD SHEET JRON, 371331 AND Copper. II II ! M -I MPO lolMMa Transprtation Coiipy. FOE POXtTLAND! Through Freight on Fast Time! THE NEW" STEAMER TELEPHONE Which has been specially built for the comrort of passensers will leave Wilson & Fisher's Dock every Monday, Wednesday and Friday at 6 A.M. arriving at Portland at 1 P.M. Returning leaves Portland every Tuesday and Thursday at 6 A. M. arriving at Astoria at 1 P. M. By-An additional trip will be made on Sunday of Each Weclc, leaving Portland at ! O'clock Snuday llornlosr. I for Sound ports. The Gem Saloon. The Popular Resort for Astorians. For the Finest of Wines and Liquors o to THE GEM SALOON. ALEX. CAMPBELL. - - PROPRIETOR, j. a. d. CtRai. Wholesale and retell dealer In. GROCERIES, FLOUR, AND FEED Hay, Oats, Straw, Wood, Etc. LIME, SAND AND CEMENT. General Storage ami "VVliarfago on reason able terms. Foot of Benton street, Astoria, Oregon. WM. ED&AR, Dealer iu Cigars, Tobacco and Cigarettes Meerschaum and Brier Pipes, GENUINE ENGLISH CUTLERY Revolvers and Cartridges. COUS'ER 1KATN AND CITENAMUS STS. Passengers bj this route connect at iuuama U. B.SCOTT, Presldear