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TVCC – WEEK OF JULY 2- JULY 8, 2015 3 - 3 weeklydaytimehighlights T HURSDAY 8 a.m. SYFY “Species: The Awaken- ing” ›› (2007) Helena Mattsson, Ben Cross. A professor discovers that she is a half-human, half-alien clone. BRAVO “Bewitched” ›› (2005) Ni- cole Kidman, Will Ferrell. An actual witch stars in a TV remake of the 1960s sitcom. 9 a.m. FX “Jumping the Broom” ››‡ (2011) Angela Bassett, Paula Pat- ton. A bride and groom’s parents clash at the wedding. 9:15 a.m. DSNY “Mickey’s Adven- tures in Wonderland” ››‡ (2009) Voices of Wayne Allwine, Tony Anselmo. Animated. Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck journey through a magic land. 10 a.m. KLSR “Big Momma’s House” ›› (2000) Martin Lawrence, Nia Long. An FBI agent goes under cover to protect a woman and her son. SYFY “Pandorum” ›› (2009) Den- nis Quaid, Ben Foster. Astronauts awake on a seemingly abandoned spacecraft. 10:20 a.m. COM “Major League” ››‡ (1989) Tom Berenger, Charlie Sheen. A ragtag team tries to turn its poor performance around. 10:30 a.m. KTVC Happy the Home 11 a.m. TDC Shark Week Sharktacu- lar Highlights of the best moments. 12 p.m. DSNY “Zapped” (2014) Ze- ndaya, Spencer Boldman. A girl uses a smartphone app to magi- cally control boys. 12:30 p.m. SYFY “Solaris” ››› (2002) George Clooney, Natascha McElhone. A psychologist encoun- ters his late wife on a space station. 2 p.m. BRAVO “Spy Kids” ››› (2001) Antonio Banderas, Carla Gugino. The children of two secret agents battle an evil madman. 2:30 p.m. SYFY “Jumper” ›‡ (2008) Hayden Christensen, Jamie Bell. A young man has the ability to tele- port himself anywhere. 4 p.m. BRAVO “Bewitched” ›› (2005) Nicole Kidman, Will Ferrell. An actual witch stars in a TV re- make of the 1960s sitcom. 4:30 p.m. E! “Magic Mike” ››› (2012) Channing Tatum, Alex Pet- tyfer. A male stripper takes a young upstart under his wing. SYFY “Déjà Vu” ››› (2006) Denzel Washington, Val Kilmer. A time-folding agent falls in love with a murder victim. F RIDAY 7:30 a.m. SYFY “Grendel” (2007) Chris Bruno, Ben Cross. King Hrothgar recruits warrior Beowulf to fight the monster Grendel. 9:30 a.m. FX “Rise of the Planet of the Apes” ››› (2011) James Franco, Freida Pinto. A medical experiment results in a superintel- ligent chimp. SYFY “Witchslayer Gretl” (2012) Shannen Doherty, Paul McGillion. Witch hunter Hansel learns that his sister, Gretl, is alive. 10 a.m. KLSR “Rio” ››› (2011) Voices of Anne Hathaway, Jesse Eisenberg. Animated. A pet macaw has an adventure with the bird of his dreams. TNT “The Losers” ›› (2010) Jef- frey Dean Morgan, Zoe Saldana. Elite commandos hunt the man who betrayed them. WTBS “Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy” ››› (2004) Will Ferrell, Christina Applegate. A 1970s newsman feels threatened by a female employee. HIST Countdown to Armageddon Some people believe that the end of the world is near. 10:28 a.m. COM “My Best Friend’s Girl” ›‡ (2008) Dane Cook, Kate Hudson. A cad falls in love with the ex-girlfriend of his best pal. 11:30 a.m. SYFY “Beautiful Creatures” ››‡ (2013) Alden Ehrenreich, Alice Englert. Star-crossed teens uncover dark secrets in their town. 11:45 a.m. TNT “Men in Black II” ›› (2002) Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith. Agents Jay and Kay defend Earth from a sultry alien enemy. 12 p.m. DSNY “How to Build a Better Boy” (2014) China Anne McClain, Kelli Berglund. Teens use military software to program a robotic boy- friend. WTBS “Old School” ››‡ (2003) Luke Wilson, Will Ferrell. Three men relive their wild past by starting a fraternity. HIST Nostradamus: 500 Years Later Researchers examine 10 prophecies. 1 p.m. TVLAND “Beverly Hills Cop II” ››‡ (1987) Eddie Murphy, Judge Reinhold. A Detroit cop tangles with a vicious gang in California. COM “Half Baked” ›‡ (1998) Dave Chappelle, Guillermo Diaz. New York potheads attempt to get their friend out of jail. TDC Shark Week Sharktacular Highlights of the best moments. 1:30 p.m. TNT “Cowboys & Aliens” ››‡ (2011) Daniel Craig, Harrison Ford. Extraterrestrials attack a 19th- century Arizona town. 2 p.m. WTBS “The Campaign” ››‡ (2012) Will Ferrell, Zach Galifiana- kis. Rival candidates sling mud ga- lore as Election Day closes in. SYFY “Wrong Turn 6: Last Resort” (2014) Sadie Katz, Anthony Ilott. Bloodthirsty cannibals terrorize friends in the backwoods. HIST Prophets of Doom Three theories on America’s decline. HALL “Hitched for the Holidays” (2012) Joey Lawrence, Emily Hamp- shire. A man and a woman pose as a couple to fool their families. 3 p.m. QVC orYANY Handbags Styl- ish and practical designer handbags. TVLAND “Days of Thunder” ››‡ (1990) Tom Cruise, Robert Duvall. Up- start stock-car driver goes to the edge. 3:30 p.m. TNT “The Expendables” ›› (2010) Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham. Mercenaries em- bark on a mission to overthrow a dictator. 4 p.m. LIFE “Back to School Mom” (2015) Kimberly Elise, Loretta Devine. A musician meets the son she gave up 20 years earlier. NGC Vanished From Alcatraz Ex- amining the legendary prison break. SYFY “Joy Ride 3: Roadkill” (2014) Kirsten Prout, Dean Armstrong. Rusty Nail encounters street racers on a desolate stretch of road. HALL “A Royal Christmas” (2014) Lacey Chabert, Stephen Hagan. Queen Isadora interferes with Prince Leopold’s engagement. M ONDAY 9 a.m. SYFY “Tasmanian Devils” (2013) Danica McKellar, Apolo Ohno. Monstrous Tasmanian devils terrorize a group of sky divers. TDC Top Five Eaten Alive Five shark attack survivor stories. 9:30 a.m. FX “Unstoppable” ››› (2010) Denzel Washington, Chris Pine. Two men try to stop a run- away train carrying toxic cargo. 10 a.m. KLSR “The Honeymooners” ›› (2005) Cedric the Entertainer, Mike Epps. Ralph Kramden and Ed Norton try assorted moneymaking schemes. KTVC Better Life On Tour TDC Shark Attack Survival Guide Scenarios explain survivors’ stories. 10:15 a.m. COM “Dance Flick” ›› (2009) Shoshana Bush, Damon Wayans Jr. A street-smart teen helps a classmate become a danc- ing queen. 11 a.m. KTVC Off the Grid SYFY “Flying Monkeys” ›‡ (2013) Maika Monroe, Electra Avellan. A teenager’s pet monkey transforms into a murderous demon at night. TDC Sharkbite Beach Shark at- tacks off California and Mexico. 12 p.m. QVC Vionic With Orthaheel Technology Footwear Orthaheel orthotic footwear helps restore the foot’s natural alignment. TDC Great White Highway Sharks of the Farallon Islands. 1 p.m. SYFY “The 13th Warrior” ›› (1999) Antonio Banderas, Diane Venora. Unknown foes devour the flesh of their Viking victims. TDC Monster Mako Large mako sharks in the Gulf of Mexico. 2 p.m. TDC Great White Matrix In- vestigating strange shark attacks. HALL “The Most Wonderful Time of the Year” ››› (2008) Henry Win- kler, Brooke Burns. A snowbound stranger brightens the holidays for a family. 2:30 p.m. LIFE “Sister Act” ›› (1992) Whoopi Goldberg, Maggie Smith. A Reno lounge singer poses as a nun to elude mob assassins. 3 p.m. SYFY “Jurassic Park” ›››‡ (1993) Sam Neill, Laura Dern. Cloned dinosaurs run amok at an island-jungle theme park. TDC Shark Fight Shark-bite vic- tims who save sharks. 4 p.m. TDC Great White Serial Kill- er Kurr examines two fatal shark attacks. HALL “Home Alone” ››› (1990) Ma- caulay Culkin, Joe Pesci. A left-behind boy battles two burglars in the house. 4:30 p.m. LIFE “Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit” ›› (1993) Whoopi Goldberg, Kathy Najimy. Deloris and friends rally to save a school from closing. T UESDAY 8:30 a.m. SYFY “Battledogs” (2013) Dennis Haysbert, Craig Sheffer. A rogue general uses werewolf virus to create a superforce. 9 a.m. FX “Premium Rush” ››› (2012) Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Mi- chael Shannon. A bike messenger tries to elude an assassin on his tail. TDC Deadly Stripes: Tiger Sharks Tiger sharks have a deadly reputation. 10 a.m. KLSR “The Entitled” (2011) Kevin Zegers, Victor Garber. A kid- napper holds three children for a $3 million ransom. TDC Shark Feeding Frenzy 10:30 a.m. SYFY “Battle of the Damned” (2013) Dolph Lundgren, Matt Doran. Max Gatling leads sur- vivors and robots against zombies. 11 a.m. TDC Sharkzilla Manufactur- ing a megalodon replica. 12 p.m. TDC Spawn of Jaws A team search for the Great White shark. 12:30 p.m. KTVC Thunder in the Holy Land SYFY “Solomon Kane” ›› (2009) James Purefoy, Max von Sydow. A 17th-century mercenary battles an evil sorcerer. 1 p.m. DSNY “Radio Rebel” (2012) Debby Ryan, Sarena Parmar. A shy teen develops an alter ego that becomes popular on the radio. TDC Rogue Sharks Man-eating rogue sharks debate. 2 p.m. TDC Sharkageddon Tiger sharks invade the shores. HALL “A Holiday Engagement” (2011) Jordan Bridges, Bonnie Somerville. A man is hired to pose as a woman’s fiance. 2:30 p.m. SYFY “Spawn” ››‡ (1997) John Leguizamo, Michael Jai White. A dead man returns from hell to take revenge on his killer. 3 p.m. QVC Computers & Tablets Leading brands in computers and tablets. TDC Air Jaws Apocalypse The white shark known as Colossus. 4 p.m. TDC Shark Trek The great white sharks of Cape Cod. HALL “One Starry Christmas” (2014) Sarah Carter, Damon Run- yan. Sparks fly between a woman and her bus companion. 4:30 p.m. SYFY “Watchmen” ››‡ (2009) Billy Crudup, Malin Aker- man. A masked vigilante probes the murder of a fellow superhero. W EDNESDAY 8 a.m. QVC Earth Brands Footwear 9 a.m. TDC How Not to Become Shark Bait Shark enthusiasts test sharks. 9:30 a.m. FX “The Call” ›› (2013) Halle Berry, Abigail Breslin. An emergency operator must save a teen from a killer. 10 a.m. KLSR “Brooklyn’s Finest” ›› (2009) Richard Gere, Don Cheadle. Three conflicted cops have an ap- pointment with destiny. TDC Great White Appetite Feed- ing habits of the great white shark. 11 a.m. TDC The Great White Gauntlet Abalone is found in a feeding grounds. 11:30 a.m. SPIKE “Twister” ››› (1996) Helen Hunt, Bill Paxton. Storm chasers race to test a new tornado-monitoring device. 12 p.m. TDC Tiburones: Sharks of Cuba Searching for great white sharks. 12:30 p.m. KTVC Back to Our Roots 1 p.m. TDC Zombie Sharks Tonic immobility in sharks. 2 p.m. DSNY “16 Wishes” ››‡ (2010) Debby Ryan, Jean-Luc Bilodeau. The wishes of a teenager magically come true on her 16th birthday. SPIKE “The Italian Job” ››› (2003) Mark Wahlberg, Charlize Theron. A thief and his crew plan to steal back their gold. SYFY “The Village” ››‡ (2004) Bryce Dallas Howard, Joaquin Phoenix. Strange creatures menace a 19th-century community. TDC Sharkpocalypse Sharks mov- ing in closer to shorelines. HALL “A Princess for Christmas” ›› (2011) Katie McGrath, Roger Moore. An English duke reconnects with members of his family. 3 p.m. TDC Island of the Mega Shark Great white shark country. TRAV State Fair Foods A look at the zaniest state fair foods. 4 p.m. TDC Return of Jaws New discoveries about the Great White. HALL “Naughty or Nice” (2012) Hilarie Burton, Gabriel Tigerman. A woman uses a special book to ex- pose those behaving badly. 4:30 p.m. SPIKE “The Shawshank Redemption” ›››› (1994) Tim Robbins, Morgan Freeman. An in- nocent man goes to a Maine peni- tentiary for life in 1947. SYFY “Unbreakable” ››‡ (2000) Bruce Willis, Samuel L. Jackson. A train-crash survivor discovers an extraordinary talent. www. the siuslawnews.com E -E DITION • S PORTS • T OP S TORIES • O BITUARIES • W EATHER • F ORUMS • 5 x B 2 LOGS “ ad