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TVCC – WEEK OF JUNE 11- JUNE 17, 2015 3 - 3 weeklydaytimehighlights T HURSDAY 8 a.m. FX “Vampires Suck” ›‡ (2010) Matt Lanter, Jenn Proske. A spoof of “Twilight” features a love-struck vampire and were- wolf. 8:30 a.m. WTBS “Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy” ››› (2004) Will Ferrell, Christina Applegate. A 1970s newsman feels threatened by a female employee. 9 a.m. SPIKE “Friday the 13th” ›› (1980) Betsy Palmer, Adrienne King. Counselors die violently at Camp Crystal Lake. 9:30 a.m. E! “He’s Just Not That Into You” ›› (2009) Ben Affleck, Jennifer Aniston. Men and wom- en navigate through complex relationships. SYFY “Beautiful Creatures” ››‡ (2013) Alden Ehrenreich, Alice Englert. Star-crossed teens un- cover dark secrets in their town. 10 a.m. KLSR “Alice in Wonder- land” ››‡ (2010) Johnny Depp, Mia Wasikowska. Live action/ani- mated. Alice, now a teen, returns to Underland. FX “The Master of Disguise” ›‡ (2002) Dana Carvey, Jennifer Esposito. A man dons many dis- guises to rescue his kidnapped parents. 10:20 a.m. COM “Black Sheep” ›‡ (1996) Chris Farley, David Spade. A lovable lout threatens his brother’s political ambitions. 10:30 a.m. KTVC Happy the Home 11 a.m. TLC 900 Pound Man: The Race Against Time Ricky is one of the world’s fattest men. 11:30 a.m. SPIKE “Friday the 13th, Part 2” ›‡ (1981) Amy Steel, John Furey. A hulking killer stalks counselors at Camp Crys- tal Lake. 12 p.m. FX “Miss March” › (2009) Zach Cregger, Trevor Moore. A young man sees his high-school sweetheart in Playboy. SYFY “The Darkest Hour” ›‡ (2011) Emile Hirsch, Max Ming- hella. An alien attack sweeps up American tourists in Moscow. 1:30 p.m. SPIKE “Friday the 13th - Part III” ›‡ (1982) Dana Kimmell, Paul Kratka. Killer Jason terror- izes teens and a biker gang. 2 p.m. SYFY “The Crazies” ››‡ (2010) Timothy Olyphant, Radha Mitchell. A strange toxin turns humans into dangerous lunatics. 4 p.m. SPIKE “Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter” › (1984) Kimberly Beck, Peter Barton. Murderous Jason seeks ven- geance on campers at Crystal Lake. SYFY “The 13th Warrior” ›› (1999) Antonio Banderas, Diane Venora. Unknown foes devour the flesh of their Viking victims. HIST Texas Rising: The Lost Soldier George winds up in a dangerous standoff. (Part 12 of 13) F RIDAY 7:30 a.m. FX “Miss March” › (2009) Zach Cregger, Trevor Moore. A young man sees his high-school sweetheart in Play- boy. 8 a.m. SYFY “Saw II” ›› (2005) Donnie Wahlberg, Tobin Bell. A detective must save his son from a madman’s sadistic game. 8:30 a.m. WTBS “Eurotrip” ›› (2004) Scott Mechlowicz, Mi- chelle Trachtenberg. A teen and his friends have misadventures in Europe. 9 a.m. BRAVO Mother Funders Preview Special A new TV se- ries features PTO moms. 9:30 a.m. FX “American Reunion” ››‡ (2012) Jason Biggs, Aly- son Hannigan. The gang from “American Pie” has a high-school reunion. 10 a.m. KLSR “The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou” ››‡ (2004) Bill Murray, Owen Wilson. An oceanographer hunts the shark that ate his partner. KOAC Dinosaur Train: Subma- rine Adventure Dinosaur Train Submarine maiden voyage. (EI HD) SYFY “The Crazies” ››‡ (2010) Timothy Olyphant, Radha Mitch- ell. A strange toxin turns humans into dangerous lunatics. 10:15 a.m. COM “Spanglish” ››› (2004) Adam Sandler, Téa Leoni. A housekeeper works for a chef and his neurotic wife. 11 a.m. TLC 600 Pound Mom A woman wants weight-loss sur- gery. 12 p.m. SYFY “Drive Angry” ›› (2011) Nicolas Cage, Amber Heard. A brutal felon escapes from hell to save his grandchild. 12:48 p.m. COM “Couples Retreat” ›› (2009) Vince Vaughn, Jason Bateman. Four couples endure therapy sessions at a tropical resort. 1 p.m. QVC Gold Sale Savings on gold jewelry. 2 p.m. SYFY “Jurassic Park” ›››‡ (1993) Sam Neill, Laura Dern. Cloned dinosaurs run amok at an island-jungle theme park. 3 p.m. TNT “Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time” ››‡ (2010) Jake Gyllenhaal, Gemma Arterton. A prince and princess join forces to safeguard a supernatural dagger. 4 p.m. LIFE “Betty & Coretta” ››‡ (2013) Angela Bassett, Mary J. Blige. Widows of Dr. Martin Lu- ther King Jr. and Malcolm X. M ONDAY 8 a.m. FX “Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance” ›‡ (2012) Nicolas Cage, Idris Elba. A secret sect hires Johnny Blaze to save a boy from Satan. 8:30 a.m. WTBS “The Librarian: Quest for the Spear” ›› (2004) Noah Wyle, Kyle MacLachlan. A man protects magical artifacts from the forces of evil. 9:30 a.m. SPIKE Xbox: Game On The Xbox press conference. 10 a.m. KOAC Dinosaur Train: Zeppelin Adventure The Dino- saur Train Zeppelin. (EI ESP HD) KTVC Better Life On Tour E! “Bring It On Again” ›‡ (2004) Anne Judson-Yager, Bree Turn- er. College cheerleaders com- pete against the varsity team. FX “Underworld: Awakening” ›› (2012) Kate Beckinsale, Stephen Rea. Humans wage war on vam- pires and lycans. 10:15 a.m. COM “House Party” ››› (1990) Kid ’N Play, Full Force. Two teenage rappers try to throw a party. 11 a.m. KTVC Off the Grid SPIKE E3 All Access The big- gest gaming event of the year. 12 p.m. E! “Bring It On: In It to Win It” ››› (2007) Ashley Benson, Jennifer Tisdale. A high-school senior falls for a rival cheer- leader. FX “Chronicle” ››› (2012) Dane DeHaan, Alex Russell. A strange substance gives three friends superpowers. 12:15 p.m. COM “Hot Tub Time Machine” ››› (2010) John Cusack, Rob Corddry. A hot tub transports four pals back to their heyday in the 1980s. 12:30 p.m. SPIKE “Kick-Ass” ››› (2010) Aaron Johnson, Christo- pher Mintz-Plasse. An ordinary teen decides to become a su- perhero. 1 p.m. HIST Texas Rising The Texas Rangers battle for re- venge. (Part 1 of 5) 2 p.m. E! “Bring It On: Fight to the Finish” ›› (2009) Christina Mil- ian, Vanessa Born. A teen clash- es with a cheerleading captain at her new school. 3 p.m. LIFE “The Nanny Diaries” ›› (2007) Scarlett Johansson, Laura Linney. A college coed baby-sits a snobbish family’s bratty child. SPIKE “2 Fast 2 Furious” ›› (2003) Paul Walker, Tyrese. Two friends and a U.S. customs agent try to nail a criminal. HIST Texas Rising Col. Fanin’s troops make a deal. (Part 2 of 5) 3:30 p.m. SYFY “Wes Craven’s New Nightmare” ››‡ (1994) Robert Englund, Heather Lan- genkamp. Freddy Krueger terror- izes the filmmakers who created him. 4 p.m. HIST Texas Rising Col. Fanin’s troops make a deal. (Part 2 of 5) CNBC Secrets of Mexico’s Drug War The Sinaloa Cartel and law enforcement. T UESDAY 8 a.m. FX “Chronicle” ››› (2012) Dane DeHaan, Alex Russell. A strange substance gives three friends superpowers. 8:30 a.m. WTBS “The Librarian: Return to King Solomon’s Mines” ››› (2006) Noah Wyle, Gabri- elle Anwar. An adventurer uses a map to search for King Solo- mon’s mines. 9 a.m. SYFY “American Horror House” (2012) Morgan Fairchild, Alessandra Torresani. Ghosts invade a sorority house on Hal- loween night. 10 a.m. KLSR “Joe Dirt” › (2001) David Spade, Dennis Miller. A mullet-headed janitor relates his personal tale of woe. FX “Legion” ›‡ (2010) Paul Bet- tany, Lucas Black. God sends forth an army of angels to wipe out mankind. 10:30 a.m. COM “Road Trip: Beer Pong” › (2009) Preston Jones, Danny Pudi. Collegians compete in the National Beer Pong Tour- nament. 11 a.m. SYFY “Haunted High” ›› (2012) Danny Trejo, Charisma Carpenter. Teens fight for their lives when spirits possess their teachers. TLC 600 Pound Mom: Race Against Time Dominique needs weight loss surgery. 12 p.m. QVC For the Road Orga- nizing, cleaning, safe driving. FX “The Call” ›› (2013) Halle Berry, Abigail Breslin. An emer- gency operator must save a teen from a killer. 12:30 p.m. KTVC Thunder in the Holy Land 1 p.m. NGC Devil’s Highway Brave tow-truck drivers. SPIKE “Friday the 13th” ›› (1980) Betsy Palmer, Adrienne King. Counselors die violently at Camp Crystal Lake. SYFY “Night of the Demons” ›› (2009) Monica Keena, Shannon Elizabeth. Evil entities attack Halloween revelers at a New Or- leans mansion. 2 p.m. QVC Vionic With Ortha- heel Technology Footwear Orthaheel orthotic footwear helps restore the foot’s natural align- ment. DSNY “The Princess and the Frog” ››› (2009) Voices of An- ika Noni Rose, Bruno Campos. Animated. A fateful kiss leads to an epic adventure. HIST Jesse James Blacksmith Jesse James rebuilds a race car engine. 3 p.m. SYFY “28 Weeks Later” ››› (2007) Robert Carlyle, Rose Byrne. A carrier of rage virus reinfects London. 3:30 p.m. SPIKE “A Nightmare on Elm Street” ›››‡ (1984) John Saxon, Ronee Blakley. Razor- clawed Freddy Krueger kills teens in their dreams. W EDNESDAY 8 a.m. FX “Legion” ›‡ (2010) Paul Bettany, Lucas Black. God sends forth an army of angels to wipe out mankind. SYFY “Psychosis” ›› (2010) Charisma Carpenter, Ricci Har- nett. The memories of a massa- cre plague a female novelist. 8:30 a.m. WTBS “The Librarian: Curse of the Judas Chalice” ››‡ (2008) Noah Wyle, Bob Newhart. A librarian must prevent vam- pires from taking over the world. 10 a.m. KOAC Dinosaur Train: Zeppelin Adventure The Dino- saur Train Zeppelin. (EI ESP HD) FX “Priest” ›› (2011) Paul Bet- tany, Karl Urban. A warrior priest sets out to save his niece from a pack of vampires. SYFY “The Apparition” › (2012) Ashley Greene, Sebastian Stan. A malevolent entity feeds on a couple’s fear. HIST Weird Warfare The most- absurd examples of warfare. 10:15 a.m. COM “The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It” › (2010) Bryan Callen, Stephen Kramer Glickman. Sex- crazed pals try to help a middle- aged man lose his innocence. 11 a.m. TLC 650-lb. Virgin Former- ly obese man seeks girlfriend. 12 p.m. QVC Solarite Sunglasses Stylish and protective eyewear. FX “Machete” ››‡ (2010) Danny Trejo, Robert De Niro. The victim of a double-cross seeks revenge. SYFY “6 Souls” ›‡ (2010) Ju- lianne Moore, Jonathan Rhys- Meyers. A patient’s multiple per- sonalities are being murdered. HIST Targeting Bin Laden The effort to kill Osama bin Laden. 12:30 p.m. KTVC Back to Our Roots 2:30 p.m. SYFY “The Haunting in Connecticut” ›› (2009) Virginia Madsen, Kyle Gallner. A woman turns to a priest for help in rid- ding a new home of ghosts. 4 p.m. LIFE “Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason” ››‡ (2004) Renée Zellweger, Hugh Grant. Bridget faces threats to her new- found happiness with Mark. HIST Texas Rising: The Lost Soldier George and the barman fight in the street. 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