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    SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES. 1 KIDNEY TROUBLE CURED.
I BISHOP SCOTT ACADEMT General Health Greatly ImnrnvpH h.
I u.-i)nd. Oregon. Founded U; r j
LOST IN THE WOODS.
! v II. tnltftfit fne D lire
r i n l n ; c ouuuui iui mi.
KUitary and Kannal Training
J rite for Illustrated Catalonia.
: ARTHUR C NEWILL, Principal
iu.U'
I'OK I I.ASD-
St ;?.' s School for Girls.
-drear. CoTnmcious bniM-
rn equipment. Aca.lemic
A CO P"P' iui j ivu(i.
Irs!"-' c
, . in muir and rl. Hint,
iosu. All department wi. I
..tember 16.
Columbia University!
Bearding School for Tonne Men
finest situation on Pacific Coast. Ex-
etilent f aculty. Largest Indoor college
eitleiic field In the world. Over half '?
av acre uuuer an arched root J
Catalogues Free.
re-ru-na.
REV. M. A. QUINLAN, C. S. C.
University Park, Oregon j
S'i'!''kS,s,s'a xw-v s's'a m
HE III PENSION LAWS
U' .NTHS IIKKFOBD,
W ASHIMSTOK. I), c.
SENT FREE
FOR SALE.
One Second Hand Nichols & Shepard
ieTwretur. size -HMiu, with wind Blacker.
;j run -u days; a bargain. Inquire of
JOHN POOLE,
Foot Morrtaon St.i Portland, Or.
Mitchell Wagon.
Iam4i.ii e.iijieSas'jWtfT
7esf on Earth
Beraose It I niaile of the he-it materia! nrmlble
eauv. Tlte maim tact lirer absolutely pay 2
Kfc per cent above the murket price ul Deal
pmdt ol wacon timber for Die pri viletre of cut
iiac over and nkinimlnc nf7 the cream of the
wuun iiiK-k, whlt-b lecarned ror 1 to . rearft be
fen outline up. which mean an investment la
tC ftoci of neariy one million dollar.
HITtHKLL Wagons are onauruaued for
toslity, proportion, tlumn. strength and Hsu
nnainc.
"nv take chaneee on any other
Wh'r-mx fret tbe best? A MirCHJCU.
mUehmll. (.atarte tfarv Co.
nxuaud. bealUe. bpokaae. Jtoiae
Agents frerywuere.
MRS. M. J. PAN LEY.
Mrs. M. J. Pauley, Treasurer ef the
Rebecca Lodpe, I. O. 0. F., writes from
124 First St. S., Minueapolis. Minn :
"I was afflicted for several vears with
kidney trouble which became quite seri
ous and caused nie con sidei able anxiety.
I spent hundreds of dollars trying to be
cured, but nothing gave me any per
manent relief until 1 tried Peruna. It
took less than three months and only
ten bottles to effect a permanent cure,
but they were worth more than as many
hundred dollars to nie. I am fully re
stored to health, know neither ache nor
pain and enjoy life." Mrs. M. J.
Dan ley.
This experience' has been repeated
many times. We hear of inch caes
nearly every day.
Mrs. Danley had catarrh of the kid
neys. As soon as she took the right rem
edy she made a quick recovery.
A Prominent Southern Lady's Letter.
! Miss Laura Hopkins, of Washington,
I D. C, niece of Hon. E. O. Hopkins.
J one of the largest iron manufacturers of
' Birmingham, Ala., writes the following
letter commending Peruna. She says:
"I can cheerfully recommend Peru
na for indigestion and stomach trouble
and as a good tonic." Laura Hopkins.
Peruna cures catarrh wherever located.
Peruna i a specific for the catarrhal
derangemeuts of women. Address The
Peruna Medicine Co., Columbus Ohio,
for free book on catarrh written by Dr.
. P. Haitman.
An Unfortunate Croesus.
"The verv rich have their troubles,
too."
"Of coarse they do. I've got a multi
millionaire uncle who has writer's
cramp the worst way"
"How did he get it?"
"r-igning checks" Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Practical Advice from World Fa
mous Traveler.
Every summer brings tragic tales of
campers, hunters and summer tour
ists who are lost In the woods. A
considerable number are never fonnd.
Others go Insane from terror, hunger
or cold. Even in tbe more fortunate
cast's the persona w ho are lost undergo
iutense nervous strain. George Ken
nan, the great traveller, gives some
practical advice on this subject In a
recent number of the Otulook.
When yon discover that you have lost
your way sit down instantly. Tou have
probably strayed but a short distance
from the trail because otherwise the
branches of undergrowth would sooner
have attracted your attention. Then
with all your strength of will remind
yourself that If you allow yourself to
become panic-stricken and rush off
aimlessly, you will only get deeper and
deeper Into the woods. In the thous-aud-sqiiare-mi'.e
forest tracts of Mich
igan or the Adirondacks or Maiue you
might never be heard of agajn.
The first act Is to break the top of
busb and bend It over. Tbe under
side of tbe leaves shows such differ
ent tints from the upper as to be
quickly noticeable. To this first bush
tie your handkerchief for a base. Walk
slowly away, breaking and bending
over bush tops every ten or twelve
feet for a trail, and never lose sight of
your handkerchief. After a while re
turn to your base and try another direc
tion, always leaving a trail of bent
bushes behind you. Shout whenever
yoa return to your base.
In this manner one can usually find
his way to the beaten path In a few
minutes, or be found by search-parties.
Even children can and should be
tau?bt this simple lesson before they
are allowed near large tracts of forest.
Persons going deliberately Into the
woods to fish or bunt should always
wear a small compass suspeuded by a
chain about the neck. In a pocket It
Is subject to too many chances of loss.
If to the compass be added a tiny
chamois bag containing a tightly cork
ed bottle of matches, twe.ity feet of
silk cord, a fish-book and a few tablets
of compressed food, the tourist's life is
practically safe even though he Is lost
tor days.
Only Natural.
It was several Oars a'ter the r're
fight and ths pugilist with two broken
ribs was sitting up and sttiokiuir a
strong cigar, when the d ctor catt.e in.
"Well, how are you feeling no?"
asked tbe latter.
"I've had a stitch in my side all
day." replied the pngil'st.
"That's all right," rvplied the doc
tor. "It shows that the boms are
knitting." Chicago Tribune.
from
Where Charity Begins.
"How much did you realize
that plar you gave for charity?"
"We hadn't a cent left over."
"Why, you had a splendid house."
"I know; but the committee realized
that charity begins at home, and they
couldn't possibly have found actors
poorer than ours." Philadelphia
Press.
Remarkable Family Reunion.
William Lynn, residing southeast of
Pans, 111., recently celebrated the
108th anniversary of his birth with a
picnic aad family reunion. Two
hundred persons were present, o( whom
15 were relatives of the man giving
the picnic. Among those present were
15 persona over 80 years ot age.
DR. C. GEE WO
WONDERFUL
HOME
TREATMENT
TtaU wonderful Chi
nese doctor Is called
great because be cures
people wiibout opera
tion tbat ars riven up
to die. He cure with
tbone wonderful C'bi
ueee herbs, roots, buds,
barks and veieUbles
that are entirely un
known to medical sol-
ID ibis country. Through the use ot iboae
ktrmlio. remedies this famous doctor knows
taesciioD of over too different remedies, which
atiuccesnfull.v uses In different diseases. He
rurtnlees to cure catarrh, asthma, lung,
IfcnMi, rheumatism, nervousness, aiomach.
ifr, ktdnevs, etc. : has hundreds of lestimon
aia Cbsnt'es moderate. Call and see bim.
rsuenta uut of the city wnlie for b'.auks and
etrniiars. bd 4 cento In aiampa. COSbllr
TallUS i'KtE. AIDKbe
TEE C. GEE WO CHINESE MEDICINE CO.
U2V Third St., Portland, Orcf
atlIentlob paper.
Beat Ciutfh byrup. Tastes bood. use I
Ul uroe. boirj pv qrusTP-iw-
m . . 1 -v mM m m V B H m 11-1 r
Packing L'p.
Lockit Why are you packing up
evervthing?
Mrs. Lockit We must hurry and
get out of town, or people will not
think we have gone to the coronation
Exchange. Don't Gat Footaore: Get Foot-Kaaa.
It U a certain cure for sweating, calloui i and
hot, tired, aching feet. Make. Mjr or tight
shoe. easy. Trv it today, bold by all Druggist.
Price 2.. DonH accept a substitute, bom pis
sect ihZE. Address Allen 6. Olmsted, 1Kot
S. T.
TMM
Wanted to Sample Him.
"Do you take this man for better or
for worse?" asked the parson of the
widow who was taking unto herself No.
S. "Only time can tell," replied the
female whose wisdom was born of ex
perience. "I can't give you the infor
mation asked for until I have bad him
for a few weeks."
Settled.
Jsaks Haven't you and that neigh
boring farmer settled your differences
yet?
Farmer Aa-ere No: but our lawyers
have settled.
Jenks Settled? How?
Farmer Akers On our farms.
Catholic Standard.
Automobile for Doctor.
The largest automobile in the world
is being const i acted for a Parsian doc
tor. In it, accompanied by two medical
students, he inten s to make a trip
around the world. ' It will have two
sleeping apartments, a large work
room, and four big tanks for storing oil.
Different,
Cholly May Gabble tells me, you
said timsie Uayhoy and I would never ,
find any girls to marry us because we j
are too fastidious. i
Misj Pepperev There was a slight
misunderstanding there. I said von ,
were "two fast idiots." Philadelphia
Frvss.
Full Weight Coffee.
Some coffee roasters think it neces
sary to put water on their coffees when
they roast them. We don't think so.
The result is that when vou buv our
Monopole Mocha and Java coffee yon
don't pay for any water weight. It's
all coffee and .better than any other
you have used. You'll think to if you
know good coffee when you drink it.
Sold in one and one-half pound car
tons. If vour dealer doesn t handle
Monopole groceries, send hs his name.
Wadhatus et Kerr Bros., Portland, Ore.
Discounted.
First American Boy My papa lives
like a priuce.
Second American Boy That a notn-
ing. My papa lives like the president
of a trust. Detroit Free Press.
Mothers will Una Mrs. fVlnslow's Sooth
ing Svrup the best remedy to use tor their
Children during lb teettunc period.
What Might Have Been.
There is a tale of a man w ho spent
his life in withing he had lived differ
entlv. and when he died he was sur
rounded by a throng of spectral shapes
each one exactly like the other, who,
on his asking what they were, replied:
"We aie all the different lives you
might have led." Edith Wharton,
"The Valley of Decision."
CITO Permanently Cures So Sts er nerrouaMiel
Ilia .oar Art'lk'iienf lr. Kliae'eUreat Nm
Restorer. Send tor FltBK t'J.OO trial lultlf and treat,
tea. Pa.B.U.KLiKa.Ltd..aU4KhSuriuladelpula.l
Often the Case.
"They say his wife drove him to
drink."
"Perhaps she did, but from what I
know of him I think he would have
been aw full v disappointed if she
hadn't." Chicago Post.
Mother
"My mother was troubled with
consumption for many years. At
last she was given up to die. Thea
she tried Ayer's Cherry Pectoral,
and was speedily cured."
D. P. Jolly, Avoca, N. T.
No matter how hard
your cough or how long
you have had it, Ayer's
Cherry Pectoral is the
best thing you can take.
It's too risky to wait
until you have consump
tion. If you are coughing
today, get a bottle of
Cherry Pectoral at once.
Tires sties t lk., Mc, It. All erstrltti.
Consult your doctor. If tie ssrt take w,
then do as ha leye. if he tell, yoa ant
to take It. then don't take It. He knows.
Leave It with hlia. We are willing.
J. U. ATF.H CO.. Uowell. Mass.
i2seeley
William
Avanhio)
The Panama.
ye puzzlin' over
the paper
9
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8 I
She Capitulated.
Maud Do you mean to tell me that
Jon and Georite are encaged t last?
JUbel Yes; he had quit spemiing : edition
ooney on me, and I thought I nugui
sell lei him propose.
"Wat
"Here's an advertisement about a
sale of 'pajamas,' " replied his wife.
"Wat's 'pajamas,' ennyhow7"
"Oh, that's them fash'nable straw
hate everybody's wearin' now." Phil
adelphia Preai.
Tbe Appropriate Vehicle.
"She seems to be a stickler for doing
evervthing appropriately."
I "i should say so, she always does
hei marketing in a baewet pnaewn.
Cincinnati Commercial Tribune.
I your home s-pi-Uel w ith the great-
Oil-greatet remedy for euiergi nciea.
Didn't Harmonize.
"Haven't you read that lovely new
io .d the first summer girl.
"No" replied the other. "The only
of it I ve seen nasauornu
I Inn a-W-lltl that doesn't accord with
nun vw
Then and Now.
Mrs. Growells The idea of your call
ing me a goose. When you were court
ing me you said I was an angel.
Growells Well, snppose I did?
What is the use of twitting a man
about the lies he told three years ago?
Chicago News.
Losing Opportunities.
The automobile had broken down and
be fnauffeur was busy trying to dis
r the trouble. " The impatient
ner of the machine at la.-t broke
Mt:
"Hurry up, Felix! There are a lot
01 People crossing the street that we
re ruiMjinr;!"
any of
Press.
my
gowns." Philadelphia
They Did Agree with Him.
"lthough I leel that your parents
and I will never agree" he began
"Really, Mr. Gayley," she inter
rupted. But he cmtinoed. White
I know I am most unwortky of you
"Well, papa snd mamma agree with
you there, wr. uawej.
RIRIHI
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The treatment of Catarrh with .ant Pjc
Wngent washes, lotions, salves "f"
cigarettes or any external or local
JW as senseless as would be kindling a fire on top , a
pot to make it boil. True, these give temporary
JtiieJ, but the cavities and passages of the head and the
bronchial tubes soon fill tip again with s- . -t
v Taking cold is the first step towards Catarrh forrt
aks perspiration, and the Pson.outSh in
pors which should pass off through the skin, are
tW v-i .mVirane or inner st-in,
u uacar. upon hip iuuv-vjuj -- , ..lruS
uch of "which is absorbed into the ch. Kidneys and other
"aches every part of the system, involving Stomacn breath
Pts of the iJody. When the disease aMU esu e the cve9 red,
ponies exceedingly foul, blinding hea daches re remedy that does
tarintr afiertl nd a consUnt ringing in tne u from the
reach the polluted blood can matter, and when rich, pure
oirculation all offensive xuw . the body the
blood is rantt&e heaftiy and the skia
mucous membranes wcomc ptom3 disap-
artive. all the disagreeably painiu y y
onri a permanent, .tnruK" ,,-,,- the
8- S. S. beinr a trictreJet.Me blood pidly improve
Stomaei the Tand get the best edil
its tonic effects. Write t on application.
Ire. B-ok oa M" ?SlVlC CO.. Attt 0-
While one's advertising ought to be
considered In the nature of a continued
story, each advertisement ought to be
complete In itself.
The crying weakness of modern ad
vertising, says Joel Benton, is its
puerility In name-making. He wants
an "advertising philologist" or "ar
biter of nominclature."
Tbe citizens of Los Angeles, Cat.,
have expended nearly $350,000 within
the past ten years In advertising, ex
hibitions, etc., for the purpose of at
tracting settlers aud otherwise adver
tising their city. It might be pertinent
to add tbut Los Angeles showed the
largest percentage of gain In popula
tion during those ten years of any city
in America.
Hundreds of novel advertising
schemes tbat are hatched every day
are so evenly meritless that It is almost
safe to apply Punch's advice to all of j
them, "Don't!" Some oue tries them
all, however, and vast sums of money
are sunk In them. There are doubtless I
cases where they pay, but It would not
be hard to show that legitimate adver
tising would have paid better. The
great public holds its open court daiy
in the newspaper and will hear what
any man has to say In behalf of his
business provided he can say it well.
Printers' Ink.
The Philadelphia Record tells an In
teresting story about the success of thu
largest general store iu Tacoma, W ash.
Tbe proprietors began business in a
small way, lived economically and
saved every dollar to buy space In the
newspapers. Now their advertising
contracts call for an aggregate space
of 107 pages a year. The manager of
tbe concern says they would as soon
think of going out of business as of re
ducing their advertising space. The ex
periment of that firm is the common
experience of all extensive advertisers.
A man might as wen taice aown nis
business signs as to stop advertising,
as might a firm.
Stopped for Once,
A citizen from the frontier, who nev
er had been in Washington before, was
visiting a friend in the nation's capi
tal, and was taken one day to tbe gal
lery of tbe Senate while an important
measure was under discussion.
A senator was dellver.ng a long,
prosy and apparently aimless speech,
ana tbe visitor soon grew tired of It
"Why doesn't be say sometbln' worth
listening toJ" be whispered to his
friend.
"Ob, he's merely talking' against
time.
Beat HU Wife.
Mrs. Crlmsonbeak You say be beat
his wife with a club?
Mr. Crimsonbeak Several clubs.
Mrs. Crimsonbeak The monster.
Mr. Crimsonbeak Oh. I don't know.
Tou see, he beat her at golf. Yonkers
Eta teaman.
Alcohol,
I Opium,
'Tobacco
, Using
420
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Tak far on Ttitrd
treat toi Upper At
blna. Pnnne, Pkuk,
Iat4 Oresoa.
. r. w. o.
We. ST-lSOS.
I Tit II EM writ!
I V annU
rlttag to axivertleera pi
this pskpats
More Fortunate Than Some.
Wigg No; I can't say that Talk
alot is a friend of mine. I merely have
a speakiag acquaintance with bim.
Wagg Most people have only a list
ening 1 acquaintance. Philadelphia
Record.
Knew Nothing of Horses,
Lord Kitchener says that most of the
trouble with remounts in South Africa
was due to the fact that tbe soldiers at
tending them knew nothing of the rare
of horses.
' Norwegian explorers are to start
tbe south pole in 1903.
for
NVEATHERWISE
IS THE MAN WHO WEARS
.SWMBPiOOF
WSjs OILED CLOTHING
l Vw A romrt Minn stxtftrutinfl fivsr
aixty-stx yeer ard our
cjLikr&rv.ee ere doxk or
s every garment bearing the
' oioN or 1 nc non.
There ere rt&ny irruto.tiorts.
Be sure of the name
VMiicn i ...... .
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W. L. DOUGLAS
n 9. co.bq cunrc umo
v vj onwbw siot
W. 1m JJouglas Blioes ars the stun.
"W'bat's the good of that?" asked tbe daid of the world. This is the reason
tt . im uouias lilt ace situ no uiuto
men's $3.00 and $3.60 shoes than any
otner two manufacturers.
W. L. DOUCLA8 S4 SHOES
CANNOT BE EXCELLED.
other, aghast 'Time goes on Just the
aame, doesn't It?"
"I suppose It does." replied bis
friend, looking at his watch and yawn
ing; "but It doesn't seem to."
,. . a I j . ' . . . , Seat impon4 md4 Anrlcam Itthm, Htyl'i
A man can't be said to be thoroughly ., CafTfeaW, tcir.Oaif. id m. cJwm
domestic In his tastes unless he can Fa Caior Kyaieta nad.
an article out of the refrigerator Csntleo I
j without splllmg' something. (
The awnutaa have W. I BOUOUkar
- BAane aad prloa tamper! eat aottoa
ty noil, tic. extra, llixtt. Oatatofrm.
aad prloa atam
le. extra. Jllus.
W. L. OOUQLAS, BROCKTON. MASS.
The Kind You llavn Always ltourrht I111.1 borno the bIlmiu-
ture of ClinM. II. Fletcher, and bus been luixlo under bis
personal supervision for over HO years. AUow 110 ono
to deceive you In this. Counterfeits, Imitations and
" JuHt-as-frotxl " ore but Experiments, and endanger tno
bealtli of Cbildren Experience against Experiment.
. What is CASTORIA
Castoria Is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare
goric, Drops and Soothing- Syrups. It Is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other JVareotlo
substance. Its npro is its pnarnuteo. It destroys Worms
and allays Fevcrishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind
Colic. It relieves Teethlntr Troubles, cures Constipation
and Flatulencv. It asHlmilates the Food, regulates the
Stomach and itowels, nrlvliifx healthy and natural sleep.
The Children's Pauaccu The Mother's Friend.
The KM You Have Always Bought
Bears tho Signature of
S7
f r
In Use For Over 30 Years.
TMI eCNTaUN MHNNTt TT VURrlAV lTncrr, NIWOM tT.
BEST FOR THE BOWELS
AW W U SSaT m awsi
slujiUil ALL DRU
waiMrW.'
I CANDY
CATHARTIC $ J
of ai
tire
are
iirli
astaaswaaaawaw equaled
I THE STOMACH
yEGETABLE
LIVER TONIC
ssWMae-saVBrtMft
VsrWWWWtaWararWWlsf
MILD BUT -SURE
BOON FOR ;
MOTHERS
IhjSJtaSSSaSSjJSSjSSjaSSSr,!
nrmn-
CURE
CONSTIPATION
aaeaa
C NEVER SOLO t
IN BULK J
GDI STS.
taste root- Eat them like candy. They
remove any baif taste In the mouth, lrav-lng-
the breath sweet and perfumed. It la
a pleaaure to take tlmm, aod Uey are
liked especially by chlldreo.
sweeten tba stnmach by sleanalnr the
mouth, throat and loos cnannei. inai
ns, they nop unai(rstea iooa irons
lug In tns stomscn. prevent sas lorrn
In the bowels, and kill disease serras
of any kind that breed and feed In the sa
tire syatata.
are purely veretable snd contain no mefw
euriai or otner mineral poison, inev con-
tbe latest dlseoverlee in medicine,
ta a combination of remtdlea us
ta make the blond sure and rick
and make clean akin and beautiful con-
plexlon.
ton ths stomach and bowels and stir us
- the la ay liver. They do not merely softs
sT rTTlsf lTl PlT the stools and cauee their discharge, but
vv""S,li strengthen the bowels and put them Intel
SSSaaaawaaaw lively, healthy condition, making- their aav
tlca natural.
never crip nor rrlpe. They act quietly rpew
itivery ana never euss any Kino or uiieoin
fortaole feeling. Taken regularly they Biak,
tba liver act regularly and naturally as It
should. They keep the aewtrtge of the body
properly moving and keep the system clean.
Increase the flow of milk In nursing; moth,
ere. If the mother eats a tablet, It makes
her milk mildly purgative and has a niU4
but certain effect on the baby. In tola way
they are the only safe laaatlve (or the
Bursitis Infant
taken patiently, persistently, will cure ear
form of constipation, na matter how old er
bow often other remedies have failed. They
are abaolutely guaranteed to cure any case,
or purchase money will ba cheerfully re
funded. f
cosf 10s, SSc, tOc a box. Samples sent free
for the asking. We publish no testimonials
but sell Caacarets on their merit under ab
elute guarantee to cure. Buy and try a
bos to-day, or writs us for (res samples
and booklet.
Mem arsauae slisat as., eauuM ee SSW leas.
4;tfe nrilinn wfflls4Ueurf rsaisr of this paper who wrttl rs.
tplUU liLYY AlmlJ port ts as soy stteapt of subsUtuUea, or sale e
" soBsthlaf hut as good" wkaa Cascarsta are catlsi
for, ss4 teslaUs srieace ayes walcawssasessivist. All cenatpoadsace P8sft4attal,